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Date:7/25/2014 8:28:26 AM
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Good Morning Terri & Tisk Team
Princess Diaries: Things are pretty quiet around here considering it's the last week of August at the Jersey Shore...Woohoo, the shoobies go home Labor Day...Oh, there was that one day that Mommy bragged all day about what a brilliant, adorable, little minx (ok she did say brat and somewhere in there I heard spoiled too) I am...So, here's what happened...I was minding my own business playing with Kitty (Mommy was at the market) when all of a sudden Mommy rushed thru the front door, threw a bag of groceries on the couch & ran for the litter box....Curious kitty that I am, I decided to investigate & do you know what I found...A pound of Ham....That's right, it was at the bottom of the bag below a pound of cheese, 2 Chef Salads & 2 bags of Dorito Ranch Chips (for Daddy) & a loaf of bread...I thought it was my civic duty to free the poor Ham from the confines of the grocery bag...And may I say, I did a stupendous job...I removed the culprit without disturbing a thing in the bag...You couldn't even see that anything was amiss...Mommy came out, picked up the bag & went to the kitchen to put the food away...Then I heard her talking to herself...She said " That's weird, I saw the cashier put the Ham in the bag first..Where is it"...Then she walked into the living room looking around...I know she thought it must have dropped out of the bag...She even went down to the car to look if it was there...MOL...Oh, I was laughing my fool head off...Do I know how to amuse the woman or what...Finally she called to me and when I didn't come out she started looking for me...She spotted me under my stroller..I just looked up at her & meowed, " what, what"...I guess I looked suspicious cause she got down on her hands and knees & said " you couldn't have, not a thing was out of place in the bag...Princess, do you have the Ham" ?...Of course I meowed, "not me Mommy" as I chuckled...I guess I didn't convince her cause she gently pulled me out from under the stroller....Yup, there was the Ham right behind me...I tried to eat it but I didn't want to rip the paper...Mommy thought it was pretty hysterical and she was amazed that I got it out of the bag without moving anything in the bag & not a tooth mark on the package of Ham...She held me and told me I was one smart Cookie and she said for being such a "Master Thief, almost pulling off the purrfect crime, I get to have some Ham, which might I say was delicious...And then I became the topic of conversation all day...You know I appreciate her admiring my skills and telling everyone about the incident...I gotta tell you though, it is hard, time consuming work keeping Mommy amused...But, I guess it's my lot in life...After all she does adore and spoil me so I figure I owe her...Daddy's reaction "that's my girl"...Hope all is well at your house...If you need any lessons on stealth thievery, I'm your girl...See you next week...Purrs, Princess Purrfect "Master Thief"
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