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Date:7/25/2014 9:05:42 AM
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Hi Gir and the Gang
Leaving you a vote to celebrate Caturday!

Caturday, Haiku Edition
By Cat Food Breath

Why did you wake me?
I do not see breakfast here
Let sleeping cats lie.

Where is my breakfast?
Why waste your time with coffee?
Feed the kitty first!

I am so hungry
Breakfast was hours ago
Close to starvation.

Exhausting morning
Much effort for tummy wash
Vast expanse of fur.

A day with the couch
Nothing to do but eat and sleep
A perfect cat day.

I dream of cat food
Cans and bags and kibble…. yum
I could eat it all.

My favorite thing
I love the can opener
Such a happy sound.

When is my next snack?
It has been hours since lunch
I am quite hungry.

Were you sitting here?
Thank you for warming the chair
I’m sleeping here now.

I’m not embarrassed
I meant to fall off the chair
I’m very graceful.

Crisis! Help! Mayday!
Cat toy stuck under the couch!
Help me now or else!

Cat hibernation
An evening on the sofa
Do not disturb me.

Middle of the bed
What, no room for you to sleep?
You may have the floor.

Head Bonks and Purrs, Jynxx
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