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|Date:||7/25/2014 10:37:57 AM
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|Greetings from Steveland!
Good morning!!! What better way to start the day than what is in store for us today!!!! My furiend Cherish, awhile ago was game to try the cat and buttered toast experiment. So, as we’re e all rather hungry and willing to eat the evidence of this experiment, I invited Cherish to the castle to perform said experiment. Please gather around and be prepared for what Cherish has in store for us. I now turn the floor over to Cherish!
Hello everyone! I nearly forgot...… we haven’t tested the cat/buttered toast question yet. Let’s get together and make this happen. A number of you indicated you have butter stashed away for this experiment … okay, let’s call it what it really is … a Play Day! Bread is in the freezer and can be defrosted with little notice. The toasters have been checked by an electrician and are in good working order. Just bring a loaf of bread, a stick of butter, and your sense of adventure.
For those who are not in the know, or who have forgotten just what all this is about, we are testing two theories against one another. The first is that a cat always lands on its feet. DUH! The second is that a piece of buttered toast will always land buttered side down. BUT what if we strap a piece of buttered toast, butter side up, to a cat’s back, then drop the cat. Which side will land right side up, which side will hit the carpet?
Additional “tests” that will be purrformed are how far can a buttered cat slide on plastic sheeting, and how long will it take to lick all the butter off our coats when we have sufficiently tested various theories? And how big will the resulting hairball be? I’m thinking we’ll be making the record books with this one.
King Steve has graciously offered us the use of the castle for this history-making trial. There will be a few rules. NO butter on castle flooring or furnishings. NO strapping two cats back-to-back. NO catsip wine imbibing prior to any testing.”
~Thank you Cherish for being brave enough to “monitor” the event. Line “em up and let’s get rolling…or should I say buttering. ~
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**** I’m calling attention to the announcement made by the CMR crew earlier. It had mentioned the royal cats only will be starting a new trend in 2013. More info will be given out about that at a later time. To help you all get ready for the new trend, I will ONLY be doing royal blogs on Tuesdays and Thursday’s. Feel free to enjoy everything the castle has to offer on the other days. Thank you all!!! See you Thursday!***
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