Tuesday chuckling menu - have a relaxing evening
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What do you call a nervous hotdog?......A frank-fretter.
Why did the soda bottle go to college?
It wanted to be a “fizz” ed teacher.
What kind of beer do couch potatoes like best?...Spud Lite
Did you hear about the valedictorian of the cooking school?......Passed her final exam with flying crullers!
Waiter: Madam, all the food we serve is a la carte.
Diner: Then just wheel it in, sonny!
Diner: How hot are your hot tamales?
Waiter: Well, if more than three customers eat them at the same time, the sprinkler system goes on.
Waiter: May I tell you about our corn on the cob?
Customer: Yes. Give me an earful.
Customer: Why do you call these metric cookies?
Baker: They’re gram crackers.
Hungry husband: Why are you cooking our meal slowly over low heat?
Wife: Because it’s a simmer day.
#1: I just crossed a pastry chef with a soft drink.
#2: What did you get?
#1: Baking soda.
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(> ” ” <).....TUESDAY's VOTE for Terrific FurFriends
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(,,) - (,,) - Chloe, 9/26/11 COTDCome visit me, Team RAGDOLL PAWesome PURRsonality #235194, :¦:Chloe:•:(¯`v´¯):•- :208036:¦: & Team CHLOE, a PAWSitively PURRfect NAME #234964.
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01/10/2012 09:17.46 PM
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06/01/2011 12:03.59 PM
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 This semester is almost over! Do YOU have what it takes to be Valedictorian?
There is one month left in Session 2 but it’s not too late to register. Do it today and get 1,000 Club Cat points just for joining. Prove you are the smartest cat around and you could earn a years’ worth of cat food for your favorite feline companion. Don’t delay… sign up today!
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06/02/2010 02:30.26 PM
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 October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Jonny Cat and Cat’s Pride support breast cancer research because they’re people lovers too.
Save $1 on your next purchase of Cat’s Pride or Jonny Cat .
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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
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Hi!
Hi tony my name is tony too! Except I am only 1 month and 21 days old I think. Here is a vote from your new friend Tony! See you later Tony!!!!!!!!!!!Come visit me, Tony.
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04/21/2008 06:00.17 PM
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Hi Tony
You are a very handsome cat, with beautiful eyes! Here's a vote for you from Ginger SpicegirlCome visit me, Ginger Spicegirl.
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01/19/2008 05:48.14 PM
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THANKS!!!!
Thank you all for voting for me!!!!! I am so touched i could just cry.!!!Come visit me, Tony.
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07/01/2007 03:59.27 PM
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Lucky
Now you have lucky numbers of votes!!! 77!!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/24/2007 06:34.52 AM
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Wat the??
Who the heck is Darla?? Ive never herd of her!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/12/2007 02:09.13 PM
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Hi Tony!
Darla here! Yes, I reached out my paw and grabbed my Daddy by the arm without extending my claws too! I was using a velvet glove to grab me a new home and it worked!
See ya!Come visit me, Henley Brown Batten & Darla Annette Batten.
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05/10/2007 05:09.38 PM
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Jackie you...
You had an error!! you were talking about heaven but Tony was saying it!! Its OK no big.Im so exited to see you at school today!! I dont think I can have a sleepover but maby we could have a playdate on saturday.I dont feel lik I lost my tooth. I just feel lik it shrunk!! + I left my tooth at school so I haven got any money. Guess what?¿?¿?My Tamagotchi was 14 years old when it died!! As a matchmaker I think it lives longer but it doesnt get a mate.I think it just died because of age. Well see you later!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/10/2007 05:38.06 AM
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Hi Tony hows it goin??
Hi Tony(From the up above)
How are you doing? Its very cool up here. You get all the kitty stuff you want when ever you want. I cant wait to see you. But take your time. Give your owner somthing to love a little longer. Im in catnip haven right now. Its very fun!! See you in about a decade!
Signed,
JessicaCome visit me, Jessica.
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05/09/2007 05:35.05 AM
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Tony
Tony I think it would be a good kitty idea.Your right we do look a-like.Well vote for me and send me a blog ok. ~Albert up above~Come visit me, in memory of Albert.
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05/07/2007 04:34.02 PM
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Im sool jealous!!!!
How did you do it I want another won tell me PLEASE!!!!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/06/2007 10:55.25 AM
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Do you know??
Do you no how to make another account??Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/06/2007 09:28.35 AM
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Im hre!!
Ok r u here yet?¿?¿?¿?¿Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/06/2007 09:13.40 AM
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Ur FUNNY!!!
DUDE WE GO 2 THE OMAHA ZOO 2MORROW!!!!!!!!! IM SOOO XITED!!!!!!!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/06/2007 08:50.00 AM
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im soooooooooooooooooooo cool
hey fans I know your all cheering for me but please lets quiet down a bit.Well My name is tony and i am extreamley handsom with big eyes I might add.Well You should know my best cat friend is jessica she is gray and so cute I mean proper well you know thats all the time I have I will come to visit you somedays ok well see you later.Meows and hissisCome visit me, Tony.
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05/06/2007 08:14.03 AM
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vvvvvvvvvvvv
DUDE SMILEY SENTRAL™Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/05/2007 10:50.45 AM
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I can speak in a different language!!!!
`¡™£¢8§¶•ªº––?œ?´®†¥¨ˆøp“‘«åß?ƒ©??°¬…æO˜çv?˜µ==÷vv- vvvvvv™¡¡™£8™™™™™™™™™™Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/05/2007 10:47.39 AM
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DUDE!!!!!!!
LOOK!!!œ?´®†¥¨ˆøpåß?ƒ©??°¬O˜çv?˜µ DUDE ISNT THAT WIERD???œ?´®†¥¨ˆøp“‘«åß?ƒ©??°¬…æO˜çv?˜µ==÷¡™£¢8§¶•- ?`Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/05/2007 10:45.03 AM
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>^..^<
>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/04/2007 03:09.15 PM
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I learned how to make somthing!!
LOOK!!!! >^..^< Isnt he cute??Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/03/2007 05:39.41 PM
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Woa!!!
Dude!! the cat of the day only had 95 votes!! I guess it just matters if you have more votes than anyone else. Oh well.
Hilo!!How you doin?? Im doin fine!!We should make a club!! That would be fun!!Dont you think??I do!! I dont know why im doing this!!But thats the fun of it!!Oh well...Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/02/2007 02:08.22 PM
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I gave you...
I gave you your 50th vote!! only 150 to go!!!!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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05/01/2007 06:12.19 AM
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Was sup??
Was up with you anything new?? Sabrina said you were taking down your SMILEY SENTRAL. Why?????????Wonna see if we could hav another sleepover this week????Idout I can. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I lik this one!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~P.S.Does Sabrina have a kitty acount??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meows and Hisses~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Come visit me, Jessica.
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04/24/2007 05:28.18 AM
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I gave you...
I gave you your 40th vote!!!only about 200 more to go!!
Hey you think you could have a sleepover on Friday?? It would have to be at your house though. Meows and hisses!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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04/17/2007 06:05.18 AM
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YO DUDE?????
Where have been?? you havent been doin much.but i giv u a vote every day!!Meows and hissesCome visit me, Jessica.
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04/12/2007 05:28.30 AM
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I gave you!!!...
Igave you 32 blogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPSSCome visit me, Jessica.
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04/09/2007 05:37.25 AM
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Oops!!!!!
I didntt mean to give you that many blogs!!!Sorry!!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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04/09/2007 05:35.38 AM
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where have you been??? you arnt giving me votes or blogs!!!I gave you a vote thogh. i think your kitty's awesome and i cant belive you havent been cat of the day yet.:(
I can come to ur b-day party but i need a ride. Ikno iv alredy told you that at school but anyway if you can get me a ride please so we can figure it out completely.
How r u & Sabrina??? r u still having a fight??? if u still whant 2 be her friend i can help you fix it but I personly dont want to be part of it. C ause I didnt do anything. Did I????????Come visit me, Jessica.
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04/05/2007 04:13.25 PM
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HEY!!!!
How cute is your picture??-very cute!!!! hey,sorry i havent been on for while. Ive been sooooo busy with sports.hey, do you think you can com roller skating tonight at 3:00???Id lik to no!Come visit me, Jessica.
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03/31/2007 07:41.00 AM
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hey toniiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wuz good? how many lives do u got left from being chased by people who wish their cats were as cute as u!i!i!i!i!Come visit me, ~HONEY~ & ~ROSCOE~.
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03/27/2007 01:26.02 PM
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Thanks!
I like my motto too.I didnt like the other motto, I didnt think it was funny enough so i made up another. I still want to ask you, HOW DO YOU MAKE ANOTHER CAT ACCOUNT????? It gets all mad at me for putting in my email which is the same as the last one. Do you think i could do yours??? Cause if you do make a second account you get like 4000pts. By the way, what are pts. for?? can you like buy stuff to help you get the little badge things that up above?? PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEE TEEEELLLL MEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Come visit me, Jessica.
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03/25/2007 04:16.10 PM
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HI TO ME
hi me i think i am so cute. i am very lucky to have a very good owner.I love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Come visit me, Tony.
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03/24/2007 10:04.52 PM
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Sorry!
Its carly. Im so sorry I wasnt on last night because I had to go to my sisters track meet that was 2 hours from here. Ill vote for you. So have you been cat of the day yet? Im not even close yet! Iv only got 4 votes and 2 was from me 1 was from you so really only 1 person has voted for my cat! :(Come visit me, Jessica.
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03/24/2007 10:00.58 AM
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How was the dentist?
did you have a cavity?Come visit me, Jessica.
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03/22/2007 02:59.14 PM
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Hi Jackie!
I found you! hehe I only knew you by your motto! Awesome! So do you think we could have a sleep over on Friday? Please e-mail me in reply
See you soon!
Carly
P.S. Pl ease vote for me !Come visit me, Jessica.
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03/22/2007 09:57.03 AM
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Hi Tony! You are a cutie pie! Have a great weekend! Meows and hugs, Misty Come visit me, In Loving Memory of China 10/16/87-12/31/03, Misty Blue & Storm.
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02/10/2007 04:33.16 PM
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Hi Tony
You are so adorable and you have such a wonderful parent. See you at the scratch post.Come visit me, Tabby.
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01/23/2007 11:14.43 AM
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