Tuesday chuckling menu - have a relaxing evening
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What do you call a nervous hotdog?......A frank-fretter.
Why did the soda bottle go to college?
It wanted to be a “fizz” ed teacher.
What kind of beer do couch potatoes like best?...Spud Lite
Did you hear about the valedictorian of the cooking school?......Passed her final exam with flying crullers!
Waiter: Madam, all the food we serve is a la carte.
Diner: Then just wheel it in, sonny!
Diner: How hot are your hot tamales?
Waiter: Well, if more than three customers eat them at the same time, the sprinkler system goes on.
Waiter: May I tell you about our corn on the cob?
Customer: Yes. Give me an earful.
Customer: Why do you call these metric cookies?
Baker: They’re gram crackers.
Hungry husband: Why are you cooking our meal slowly over low heat?
Wife: Because it’s a simmer day.
#1: I just crossed a pastry chef with a soft drink.
#2: What did you get?
#1: Baking soda.
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(> ” ” <).....TUESDAY's VOTE for Terrific FurFriends
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(,,) - (,,) - Chloe, 9/26/11 COTDCome visit me, Team RAGDOLL PAWesome PURRsonality #235194, :¦:Chloe:•:(¯`v´¯):•- :208036:¦: & Team CHLOE, a PAWSitively PURRfect NAME #234964.
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01/10/2012 09:27.47 PM
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06/01/2011 12:03.59 PM
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 This semester is almost over! Do YOU have what it takes to be Valedictorian?
There is one month left in Session 2 but it’s not too late to register. Do it today and get 1,000 Club Cat points just for joining. Prove you are the smartest cat around and you could earn a years’ worth of cat food for your favorite feline companion. Don’t delay… sign up today!
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06/02/2010 02:30.26 PM
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 October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Jonny Cat and Cat’s Pride support breast cancer research because they’re people lovers too.
Save $1 on your next purchase of Cat’s Pride or Jonny Cat .
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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
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Welcome to the club!
You are very cute and sounds like you would be alot of fun. We are glad that you were rescued.Come visit me, Lucky, Mimi, Bosco, Cleopatra Nefretiri & Louie.
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01/14/2007 06:49.15 PM
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Welcome
Welcome to Club Cat Oscar! You're a cute boy. Visit us any time.Come visit me, Vinny, Rider, Linus, Mr. Fez (in loving memory) & Mickey (in loving memory).
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01/13/2007 09:20.29 PM
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