Tuesday chuckling menu - have a relaxing evening
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What do you call a nervous hotdog?......A frank-fretter.
Why did the soda bottle go to college?
It wanted to be a “fizz” ed teacher.
What kind of beer do couch potatoes like best?...Spud Lite
Did you hear about the valedictorian of the cooking school?......Passed her final exam with flying crullers!
Waiter: Madam, all the food we serve is a la carte.
Diner: Then just wheel it in, sonny!
Diner: How hot are your hot tamales?
Waiter: Well, if more than three customers eat them at the same time, the sprinkler system goes on.
Waiter: May I tell you about our corn on the cob?
Customer: Yes. Give me an earful.
Customer: Why do you call these metric cookies?
Baker: They’re gram crackers.
Hungry husband: Why are you cooking our meal slowly over low heat?
Wife: Because it’s a simmer day.
#1: I just crossed a pastry chef with a soft drink.
#2: What did you get?
#1: Baking soda.
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(> ” ” <).....TUESDAY's VOTE for Terrific FurFriends
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(,,) - (,,) - Chloe, 9/26/11 COTDCome visit me, Team RAGDOLL PAWesome PURRsonality #235194, :¦:Chloe:•:(¯`v´¯):•- :208036:¦: & Team CHLOE, a PAWSitively PURRfect NAME #234964.
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01/10/2012 10:13.26 PM
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06/01/2011 12:03.59 PM
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There is one month left in Session 2 but it’s not too late to register. Do it today and get 1,000 Club Cat points just for joining. Prove you are the smartest cat around and you could earn a years’ worth of cat food for your favorite feline companion. Don’t delay… sign up today!
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06/02/2010 02:30.26 PM
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 October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Jonny Cat and Cat’s Pride support breast cancer research because they’re people lovers too.
Save $1 on your next purchase of Cat’s Pride or Jonny Cat .
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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
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Sylvester
so cute so cute so cute you have my voteCome visit me, Sylvester, The Omalley Cats & In Memory of Sagwa.
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03/22/2008 08:32.21 AM
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Mommy's been busy lately, she just started Nursing School! We don't see her too much now :( Now the kitty clan is up to 10 members total! When mama gets a chance she might just make one profile for eveyone and call it the "Romano Clan" that way everyone can keep in touch without having to visit 10 pages! :) Please come visit the Romano Clan! Come visit me, Houshi, Kurumi, Kisa, Aki, Kyo, Romano Clan, Tama, Renji (mama named us all from anime characters) & Fuuma.
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01/21/2008 05:54.57 PM
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Hello Thunder
You are so pretty and cute thank you on helping me celebrate my special day. hugs and kisses to you. Callie KnightCome visit me, Swatt 3-1-02 to 9-1-02 [[OFF-LINE]] Permanently & Callie Knight & Momma Barbara Photo 5/01/2010.
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08/27/2007 09:25.44 AM
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Thunder,
Thing Two is sick again with a high fever (he's been sick for about 3 months now). I just had to leave you a vote 'cause you are so cute! TT's MomCome visit me, Happy 5th Birthday Ling Ling~April 1, Windsong-Happy Birthday April 1st~4 Years Old, SPIRIT, Angel Kitty Thing Two & Yum Yum~Happy 5th Birthday~May 1st.
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08/07/2007 06:11.00 PM
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Awww
you are sooo cute and pose great come visit me lov yaCome visit me, Samantha, Patches & Ginger Snap (in loving memory).
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05/16/2007 04:40.38 PM
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Meow!
Hi, Thunder! We are sort of new here and wanted to say hi. We hope you will become one of our friends. Our Mom thinks you are the cutest kitten! She is silly, but we must agree! *L* anyway, have a good day full of sunbeams and treats! We gave a vote for you...Purrs and hugs from the gang =^.^=Come visit me, Gizmo, In memory of Rascal, Pandora, Bailey and Cheyenne, Max, Merlin & Ebony.
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05/16/2007 09:04.39 AM
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nice to meet you thunder? We just wanted to invite you to meet the new kitty Aki. Please come by and pay him a visit. Mom also updated most of our pics:) Hope to hear from you soon! Come visit me, Houshi, Kurumi, Kisa, Aki, Kyo, Romano Clan, Tama, Renji (mama named us all from anime characters) & Fuuma.
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05/03/2007 10:59.37 AM
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oh my god you are so cute you remind me of how my brother oreo looked when he was a baby but my brother only had black and white i love your colors come visit us somtime bye Come visit me, Max & Oreo.
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05/02/2007 01:11.41 PM
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Hello Thunder!!!!!!
We just came from visiting your sister Rose Petal. We are so sorry to hear that you 2 have been so sick from bad food. We hope you both get to feeling better real soon. We send lots of kitty hugs and purrs and a vote. Purrs and Murrs Princess and Clover and their Mommy.Come visit me, Q. Princess Lee "RIP" Aunt Samantha Knight!!!!!!!!, Peanut Lee " RIP" Sweet Velvet Knight!!!!!!!!!!!!! & Clover Lee "RIP" Pappoose alway's Loved!!!!!!!!!!!.
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03/25/2007 09:34.22 PM
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Hi Thunder Kitty,
My name is BingosHeart. Mom Named me that because I have a "purr-fect" grey heart on my left shoulder. I voted for you today because you are special and darling too. My little brother was a male calico but he got killed by a ugly dog on the same day that mom saved my life and i went to kelseyville to live. we miss him but are happy to know that we can have friends like you Thunder to help us see the light. come visit me sometime and just say hi. love BingoCome visit me, SHY BABY, BINGOS HEART & Baby Baye.
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03/15/2007 05:23.52 PM
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Hi Thunder. We miss you, and we voted for you today. We hope Mommy forgave you, and she got a new camera. We never heard of a boy calico before. You're very neat, and we say purr! Ateret Come visit me, Ateret Lilac & Livia Amie.
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03/10/2007 06:19.07 PM
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Heloo From Funny-face
When I was your age, my favorite place to be was on Mommy's shoulder too! She let me sit there as much as I wanted to. The only time I got down was when it was nap-time or she stood under the indoor rain. After her shoulders shrank, she lets me sit on her back.Come visit me, Funny-Face, Courage, Cynder & Tuxedo.
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02/17/2007 08:40.48 AM
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Hey
Ohh Thunder you are so cute. I voted for you today. I hope you will visit me more.
from PrincessCome visit me, Patch & Princess.
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02/13/2007 06:47.15 AM
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Congratulations!
You are so cute! My name is Thunder too. My brother is named Storm. We were adopted by our owners on one stormy day. Have a nice day. Come and visit us.
Thunder, Storm, Jello and ValeroCome visit me, Jello, Valero, Storm & Thunder.
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02/12/2007 07:07.25 PM
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Hi Thunder!
Just had to say hi to that cute little face! Sounds like you and I would have fun together since my mom calls me DJ Jazzy (as in Disaster Jasmine!!) because I'm always climbing stuff, crashing into things, and knocking things over! Come on over and visit sometime! ~Jasmine~Come visit me, Jasmine & In Loving Memory of Lucy (9/3/90 - 6/9/03).
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01/29/2007 05:00.19 PM
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HI THUNDER
We had to vote for both you and that little Rose! You two make quite a lucky pair, now safe,warm, and with a loving Mom to take good care of you. Lots of kitty hugs & purrs, the Ragdoll Gang,..Come visit me, MITCH,MAGNUM, BRIE & BRANDI.
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01/23/2007 06:45.04 AM
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MY POSE IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come visit me, Cookie, Princess & Callie.
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01/20/2007 07:32.44 PM
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YOU CALL THAT A POSE??????????????????????
Come visit me, Cookie, Princess & Callie.
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01/20/2007 07:32.08 PM
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MY POSE IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come visit me, Cookie, Princess & Callie.
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01/20/2007 07:31.30 PM
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Hi Thunder! You are so cute and little! We would have a lot of fun together. I voted for you because you are so awesome! :D I hope your owner is always around so you can always be on their shoulder!!! Come visit me, Tinkerbell.
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01/20/2007 12:03.43 PM
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Hey
Hi Thunder . . . sounds like you have waaaay too much fun making trouble! I climbed mom's door the other day. She has no clue how I managed to do it, but she said she doesn't want to see me doing it again! I bet our parents wonder what's going through our little heads, right? You're so cute! Come see my pictures [and Abe's too]. Toodles. ~MadisonCome visit me, Dolley Mae Madison, PT Madison, Abigail Adams, Abraham & Madison James.
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01/18/2007 01:54.20 PM
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HI THUNDER
YOU REALLY DO POSE WELL FOR PICTURES....YOU ARE THE CUTEST!!!!! WE ARE VOTING FOR YOU TODAY...AND I NOTICED THAT I CAN VOTE FOR OTHER KITTIES, SO I WILL GO VOTE FOR YOUR BUDDY TOO....SMOOCHERS FROM THE MOOCHERS!!!Come visit me, MARVIN & MOOCH R.I.P 4/01/09.
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01/17/2007 10:41.42 PM
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Boy calicos are rare!
But I still love them! They are interesting ain't they! Muffin stoped Kitty from biting people! He once bit the pet sitter in the seat!Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.
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01/17/2007 08:45.37 AM
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Hi Thunder, we are a day late on congratulating you on your C O D honorarium, so please overlook our forgetfulness. Congrats again and hope you had fun, you sure are cute. Coke and crew Come visit me, Peaches, Nudnik, Dumbo 2nds cotd 1/18/2010, Bandit (4/27/93-9/10/07) R.I.P. vote 9/17 ACOTD, Blue (COTD 7/1/08, 2/24/12, 2/24/13) & ANGEL COCOA PUFF 3/17/97-10/01/10 REST IN PEACE.
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01/16/2007 11:42.10 AM
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congrats Thunder!!!
Congrats on being cat of the day:) You are the cutest little guy. shoulders are the best place to hangout when your little. Hobbes used to snuggle on my shoulders when he was little. It was soooo cute. Keep in touch little guy.Come visit me, Hobbes & Naima.
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01/15/2007 11:27.09 PM
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Hey Thunder Congrats on being Kitty of the day. hope it was just Purrrfect. Huggies to ya Come visit me, Pawstuctaway Serengeti.
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01/15/2007 09:53.48 PM
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Congratulations on becoming cat of the day! You are very cuuute! Come visit me, Misse, The Lecture Hall, Fine Feline Avatar Gallery & Avatar Master Classes.
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01/15/2007 09:30.08 PM
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WOWIE!
OMG I AM FINNALY CAT OF THE DAY! I HAVE ONLY BEEN ON CAT CHANNEL FOR ONE DAY SO IT IS A GREAT HONOR! PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE SENDING ME A COMMENT! I WOULD LOVE TO SEND A COMMENT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BUT MY PAWS WOULD FALL OFF IF I DID! THANKS A TON! WOW THANK U A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A NICE DAY!Come visit me, Rose & Thunder.
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01/15/2007 08:24.44 PM
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congrats!
Congrats on being chosen cat of the day! Hope you have a party! Enjoy your day.Come visit me, Lucky, Mimi, Bosco, Cleopatra Nefretiri & Louie.
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01/15/2007 08:21.51 PM
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Hey Thunder - You are sooo adorable! Congratulations on Cat of the Day. Hope you had lots of fun! Come visit me, Bailey, Alex, Cleo, Angel Callie *** 11/22/89 - 06/13/07, Benny and J.P., Angel Toomey ***5/27/07 - 12/08/09 & Selene.
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01/15/2007 08:18.51 PM
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Royal Congratulations
You are indeed a darling! We congratulate you on being Cat of the Day! Felinity is divinity!Come visit me, Her Heavenly Highness Queen Mu.
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01/15/2007 08:04.26 PM
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You are just so adorable Thunder! Congrats on being Cat of the Day! I was so surprised to see that you are a little boy - I had read that male calicos have XXY sex chromosomes instead of XY like a normal male. ANyone know if that is true? Come visit me, Casey & Oliver.
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01/15/2007 06:02.42 PM
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Congratulations Thunder. We've been having a hard time getting this to you today. We'll try to talk to you later. Wanted to say more. Come for a visit. Meows & Paws later, Jazpyr & Gang Come visit me, Q. Pappoose "Forever Sleep 4-10-2006 to 4-24-2012", BABY KNIGHT July 18, 1998 to May 20, 2010, Patch KNIGHT(OG) #12767 Photo: 5/15/2013, Suezee Knight (OG) #11528 Photo: 1/24/2013, WHYSKRS (InB) "Stitches are out!" Photo 4/19/2013, Sassee Knight #10605 Photo 5/02/2013, SIX Knight (Sweet Memories 5/15/01-7/03/06), Ebbonny Knight Forever Sleep 8/14/2000 to 3/9/2011, Sweet Pea ~ Forever Sleep 5-15-2001 to 2-25-2011, Tipper Claflin-Knight (7/15/1989-7/23/2008- ), Bahneetah Knight #10641 Photo: 5/06/2013, Charr ~ In Loving Memory 8/14/2000-9/19/2008, Jazpyr Knight #10428 1/31/2013, Sissee Knight (OG) #11531 Photo: 3/29/2013, K. RHOAMIN KNIGHT & Sylvr Tuff ~ Photo: 4/07/2013, Velvet~Sleep My Black Beauty 5-10-2002 to 7-7-2012 & Sylvester Knight #11567 ~ Photo 5/15/2013.
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01/15/2007 05:18.27 PM
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Congratulations on being voted cat of the day! You are a beautiful calico. My mom says that a male is very rare which makes you even more special. I am a calico too. Please come see me! Come visit me, Sasha Tiffany Warner.
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01/15/2007 05:14.14 PM
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Hi little Thunder. Congratulations on being Cat of the Day! We hope you had a nice day! We had lots more ice today, and the grass looked crunchy! This morning, a flock of birdies came and landed outside our doorwall, and we went crazy! Then, they all left at the same time, and we were sad. We send you kisses and purrs. Ateret Come visit me, Ateret Lilac & Livia Amie.
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01/15/2007 04:30.16 PM
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Hi little Thunder. Congratulations on being Cat of the Day! We hope you had a nice day! We had lots more ice today, and the grass looked crunchy! This morning, a flock of birdies came and landed outside our doorwall, and we went crazy! Then, they all left at the same time, and we were sad. We send you kisses and purrs. Ateret Come visit me, Ateret Lilac & Livia Amie.
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01/15/2007 04:29.27 PM
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