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Domestic Mediumhair from <a href='' title='Omaha, NE'>Omaha, NE</a>

Major Pain in the A**

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Hi! My name is Major Pain in the A**

I am Domestic Mediumhair from Omaha, NE

Nicknames: "Brat"

Age: 27 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: I had feline diabetes and was on high insulin for about three and a half years. I am now off insulin and maintain normal blood glucose levels. I am also the subject of paintings that my owner does. My photo to the left is actually a portrait of me that he recently did.

My favorite tricks and treats are: Are you kidding?? Did you think Owner typed all this in?? I can also take shortpaw. and Anything Owner's eating.

Where I hang out: On the sofa or wherever Owner is. He works at home and I love to steal whatever chair he's about to sit in.

My favorite grubs: Canned catfood "Super Supper" blend.

My pet peeves: "Lyric"...the "other" cat's only kitten She takes my heated basket all the time and then I have to sleep in the hallway near the vent.

What I love about my owners: How much he loves me. (apparently I'm more valuable to him than his old shoes he tells me.)

My cat hobbies: Chase "Tiny", (Lyric's mother). It's a love hate thing. I love to tease her and she hates me.

Pet motto: Never do today, tomorrow or ever what your owner will do for you.

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How We Met

I was born in their house and came back after the new owners dumped him. I returned home at about three months of age after being given to what they thought was a good home. early that morning, I cried as loud as I could outside on while they were getting ready to leave for work. I kept my distance at first 'cause I didn't know what to expect but they finally coaxed me in with canned catfood. My mother and grandmother wanted no part of me for almost a week. Finally, grandma "Puddin" started grooming me one morning and all was well after that. There was no way they could give him up then.

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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
you may whant to change her name?

Come visit me, budy.

10/09/2007 07:32.13 PM Report This Comment
How Adorable
At age 17 - you should be able to do whatever you want!! You are a smart kitty to be able to come off your insulin. Keep up the good work!

Come visit me, Sampson & Morris.

07/13/2007 04:57.03 AM Report This Comment
Welcome to the club!
You are a very handsome lucky cat. That is an awesome portrait that your owner did. Your owner should do that on the side to make extra money. You sound like alot of fun.

Come visit me, Lucky, Mimi, Bosco, Cleopatra Nefretiri & Louie.

01/20/2007 03:46.10 PM Report This Comment
Hi hun!
Hey cutie! We're a big family too! We love that your person painted a pic of you! My mom likes to paint portraits of us too (I like urs better though)! I'll give you a vote! Ur pretty cool but sounds like ur person is even cooler, you should give him a little more credit! He loves ya! Did you think he painted ya 'cause of ur looks? HA! lol. Kisses! Ayla Kitty, Family and person, Amanda

Come visit me, Seeku, Toby, Si-Mia, LIL COCOA KITTY, A Heart Warming Tale, China Doll, Yoda, Ayla, Marilyn, Bunny, Beauty, Amn, Sylvestra, EXOTICATS, ALL MY KITTIES & Svetlana.

01/18/2007 11:49.52 PM Report This Comment
Meow and Welcome!!!!! I am Sunshine and I need your help. Please vote for me for best mustache in the Virtual Cat Show under Cat Contests. This is the URL you can copy and paste in the address bar if you want. t.aspx?contest=Best_Mustache&page=5&sid=
Please forgive if that was the wrong page. The contestant page is always updating, but I have three pictures of me to make it easier for voters. Oh please, won't you help me? This is my first contests and I am a little nervous. Thank you very much, and if there is anything I can do, please let me know. THANKS------------Sunshine
P. S.
I am also in other categories, and my brother P. Diddles and my sister Midnight are in some as well. Please help us!!!!!!!!

Come visit me, Robbie P. Diddles, Judy Ann O'Brian, Sunshine, Genevieve, Billie Joe & Midnight Snow.

01/18/2007 05:45.52 PM Report This Comment

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