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Hi! My name is Dylan
I am Domestic Shorthair from Saint Paul, MN
Nicknames: Dill-Dill, Dilly, Dilly Bar.
Age: 11 years old
Coat: short haired
Education: When we got him neutered he broke out of (and destroyed) the metal holding cage they put him in to deliver the anesthesia.
As a kitten, he unwrapped and consumed a cheesburger happy meal in less than two minutes.
Also, as a kitten, he navigated through the furnace vent system to escape from the bathroom and come out into the living room.
He also would make an excellent drug-sniffing cat as he can always smell marijuana on house guests and usually harasses that person until the take it out from wherever it is hiding.
When I was pregnant with my daughter he stood watch over me every night as I slept (he and my other cat took shifts of sleeping and watching) and lay on my stomach to protect it when I was awake.
My favorite tricks and treats are: He manipulates people into petting him for long periods of time. :) and Cat nip, beef jerky.
Where I hang out: The bedroom windowsill if the window is open, the lap of anyone who is visiting, the end table by the door.
My favorite grubs: Anything, however he likes cheese a lot!
My pet peeves: He dislikes the fervor and energy of youth in small kittens and small children.
What I love about my owners: We just connect well personality-wis- e. I always (half-jokingly) thought that Dylan was the reincarnation of my Grandfather who raised me.
My cat hobbies: Attack house guests until they pet him. People tend to think he doesn't get any attention at all but in reality he just knows how to work it.
Pet motto: Pet me or I'll pee on you in your sleep. Also, don't mess with my owner.