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Siberian from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/BC/Aldergrove/club-members.aspx' title='Aldergrove, BC'>Aldergrove, BC</a>

A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!

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Hi! My name is A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!

I am a Siberian from Aldergrove, BC

Nicknames: My family called me Mighty Mallow, and many Monarchs have bestowed special names on me as well. I answer to "Zefir" (Russian for "Marshmallow", courtesy of K. Bennie), "Mallow Whip" (Because I will not tone it down! Thanks, Angel Q. Gracie), "Weeds" and "Thumbtack" (courtesy of K. Steve).

~ I found out that “mallow” is a family of flowers that includes Hibiscus, Rose of Sharon and best of all, the wild swamp rose. ~

** Mallow: proud to be the pointy thumbtack on the throne of Kings **

Age: 9 years old

Gender: F

Coat: long haired

Education: I went from being afraid of other cats to being able to boss two much bigger housemates around. When the Queen muttered, they would move!
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♦ Completed all five levels of Cat College Dec 2009 - June 2011
♦ Camp Kitty camper - summer 2010
♦ Dame of the Realm - Aug 31, 2011. Thank you, King Sparky!
♦ Received her Wings from Cherish, Dame of the Air, and became one of the Royal Pilots August 26, 2011. Rotary Wing (helicopter) rating Mar 9, 2013
♦ Member of Zoe Monique's Hairballz Rainbow Riders since January 2012 - Hairballz were designated "Heralds of Happiness" by King Bennie August 31, 2012
♦ Dungeon Mistress & Court Jester to King Bennie; named Countess of Comedy - August 2012
♦ Court Jester to King Pushkin, October 2013
♦ Guardian Angel to K. Bennie - Jan 20, 2014
♦ Court Jester to King Spanky Jack, August 2014

COTD Nov 4, 2011 -- Stunned and grateful!
COTD Feb 28, 2013
ACOTD - March 1, 2014
ACOTD - March 2, 2015

CROTD Nov 3, 2011 -- Surprise!
CROTD Dec 3, 2012

Catster moments:
Diary of the Day - March 21, 2014
Kewlest Catster Kitties Group COTM - May 2014
Cat's Den Denmaster of the Month - Jan 2015
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Engaged to Sir Oscar Jon #257588 June 20, 2013
Married to Sir Oscar Jon July 30, 2013
"Love knows no boundaries ..."
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**Plays for Kitty Avalanche mouse hockey team**
Inducted into MHL Hall of Fame June 21, 2013, just a few hours before I crossed the Rainbow Bridge

"Inductee number five represents the Kitty Avalanche. She is a great hockey player and has left her mark on the MHL in a short period of time. Please welcome inductee number five, Mallow, #161233"

June 27, 2014 received the Angel King Sparky Award for Top Defensive Forward in the 2013 - 2014 season
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Vote 100 - Cherish - 8/25/11
Vote 500 - Carly Knight - 11/3/11
Vote 1000 - Bennie - 1/23/12
Vote 5000 - Sausha Knight & the GPC - 7/27/13
Vote 6000 - Mimi - 11/02/13
Vote 7000 - Hot Rod - 1/31/14
Vote 8000 - K. Bennie - 5/4/14
Vote 9000 - Bee Gee - 8/23/14
Vote 10,000 - Q. Lily - 12/24/14
Vote 11,000 - P.D. Budd - 4/24/15
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My favorite tricks and treats are: I could fly even before I became an Angel! I was very small, but I could jump onto a 5 foot fence with no trouble at all. I could race up the stairs and fly across the living room to land on the couch with only one bounce off the chair in the middle of the room. Extra fun when a human was sitting on the chair or couch (giggle)! I also liked to race up & down the willow tree in the front yard, just to show off to Mike if I saw him looking out the window. One time Mom saw me walking along the top bar of the neighbours' chain link fence. She followed me for two weeks with a camera trying to get video, but I never let her see me do it again ~ and I loved Feline Greenies, Temptations and tuna flakes. I always appeared out of nowhere to mooch when anyone was eating chicken or nacho chips.

Where I hang out: I loved Big Bro Will's lap when he was on the computer or watching TV. I used his soft top convertible in the carport as a great big kitty hammock and I loved my cozy sleeping mat on top of the TV cabinet. Now that I've crossed the Bridge, when I’m not at my cabin in the woods I hang out in the treehouse O.J. built overlooking Mallowwood on Pinto Island, or in one of our many private hideaways (well, if I told you they wouldn't be private, now would they?).

My favorite grubs: Canned mush and Whiskas Sensations kibble

My pet peeves: When my people didn’t drop what they were doing to let me out the very second I asked, or when the other cats were sitting right where I wanted to be! I was the Queen, after all!

What I love about my owners: They loved me, appreciated all of my quirks and when after 7 happy active years with them I got a tumor that quickly took my strength away, they had my back. They took loving care of me and I was being held in Mom's arms when I crossed the Rainbow Bridge in my own time and on my own terms like the independent girl I have always been. That's what a forever home is about, and I chose mine well!

My cat hobbies: Go outside and explore and hunt, or stay inside and just sleep & hang out. I also love to ride my Harley!

Pet motto: “ Born to be wed … ”

Angel Dame Mallow and Sir Oscar Jon
will be tying the big Eternity knot
on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
in the Rose Garden at the CC Castle (page #237624)

No live blogging, just drop in anytime to share in the ceremony and help us celebrate as we take the ride down the aisle into forever!

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How We Met

I had been picked up as a stray & was in the shelter for six weeks. Meanwhile, at the other end of town my future family was finally ready to welcome another cat into their lives after Angel Smokey. They went to the shelter thinking "anything but a gray one, because there will never be another Smokey!" Well, even though I'm gray, I kept following them with my big eyes, meowing "pick me, pick me", and they kept coming back to me. When the shelter lady said "would you like to hold her?" I held my breath. When Big Bro Joe declared “This cat has personality!” I knew for sure I had found my forever home!
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Born: May 30 (est), 2005
Adopted: May 30, 2006
Joined CC: December 2, 2009
Crossed the Rainbow Bridge: June 21, 2013
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Hey Mallow!
OF COURSE you and the Hairballz can ride your Harleys down the grand staircase any time you want. Hey if the Lily Pad isn't a fun place to be, what good is it to live in a palace, right? ~ Come visit me, ♦♦ Queen Lily ♦♦
(Hereby notarized sealed & filed this 13th day of November, 2012.)

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The Last Hurrah 5-25-15
Or is that 'huzzah'? What the heck, for you, UBB, let's do both! Huzzah huzzah hurrah! That was so special of Bee Gee to buff those clogs to a brilliant Pepsodent gleem. Get it? Oh, I still got it. *chuckle* So let's all lift our mugs for the greatest honor of all, praising the wits and wisdoms of the wonderful friend who we shall see no more as long as we breathe. And if we do, then Glockamara, we best start runnin'!

Luvbug has brought just about all the necessities for an appropriate Irish wake, including the whiskey and the tap shoes. We can save that wine til the whiskey runs out! Mallow is still sober enough to belt out a few verses about raking the mallows. Or some such. She swears it's an absolutely for reel song. Oriole. Or real. Aw, Ana and family have brought some plants to decorate UBB's final resting place. That was very thoughtful, knowing how he loved to help his mom in the garden.

Always thoughtful, in a thoughtless kind of way, Steve brings his Glendalough bottle. Just the bottle. No telling what happened to the contents. Perhaps he'll toot us a little tune later? ON THE BOTTLE! Gad, what did you THINK I meant?? Bee Gee is clogging her way through a million verses of "Beer Beer Beer", which really sings the praises of Charlie Mops. And to the list of "Do Cats Have These?" she adds elbows. Although we know at least one cat with thumbs.

PD and GTt are here representing the guest of honor, who is currently taking a well deserved rest in the garden. They brought their mom's best bottle, cleverly disguising it as their own in a brown bag. What we'd like to know is, best bottle of what? It came from the kitchen cupboard huh? Not cooking sherry! No, couldn't be. PD lets loose with a line and a half of rhyme. And Gracie is already practicing for her new position as family golfer. And the party ratchets up another level.

And to you all, these words:
"Death leaves a heartache
no one can heal;
Love leaves a memory no
one can steal."
Hear! Hear!
To UBB! Our friend forever.
Life will go on here without you, my friend.
But don't you dare think we'll forget you!
Hell, if we did, we'd have a terrible time recognizing you in the great hereafter!
On now! And off you go! We hear you have a whole new set of adventures ahead of you! No time to waste! Send us a postcard now and then would ya? *wink* Cheerio old chap!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

05/25/2015 02:19.18 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! OH THANK GOODNESS YOU DIDN'T GET TOSSED OFFA THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND GO SPINNING INTO OUTER SPACE! BUT WITH WINGS, HOW COULD YOU? BOY WE'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE TODAY...TO JAKARS B-DAY, MONTY & CASSANDRA, PD BUDD, A.BOOTSIE COTD, AQ SAKURA AND HER CATVENTION CENTRE PAWTY! WE DROPPED OFF A HUGE CAKE A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO AND WHATTA WINGDING!

I ALSO SAW YOUR COOL HAIRBALLZ RIDE OVER ON AQ SAKURAS PAGE JUST NOW! WOW, WHATTA GREAT SHOW YOU HAIRBALLZ PUT ON OVER THERE! FLYING THROUGH FIERY HOOPS OF...MOONPIES?BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET THOSE WHISKERS SINGED! WOW, AQ SAKURA SHO'NUFF DO KNOW HOW TO PUT ON THE DOG....ER, THE
CAT! WHATTA GREAT PAWTY! LOVE THE OZZIE OSBOURNE TOON!

OH THANKS ON THE 1000 MUTLI-FLAVORED MOONPIE CAKE! GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY, RIGHT? OH HERE, HAVE THIS BAG OF CHILI CHEESE FRITOS WITH BEAN DIP AND SOUR CREAM AND GUAC! IM LOVIN' THE PURTATO SALAD THAT A.ELMIE & POUNCIE MADE WITH THE PICKLES AND EGGS. MOM SURE DO WISH SHE COULD HAVE HER SOME O'THAT.

WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY RAIN IN JUST ABOUT FUREVER BUT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT. 59* AND CLOUDY! WELL, GIRL I BROUGHT YOU SOME ORANGE GUMMI MOONPIES WITH MANGO JELLO SHOTS! THOUGHT WE COULD GET FIRED UP BEFORE THE PAWTY IS REALLY FIRED UP!!! SEEYA THERE! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/25/2015 01:54.11 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
I agree, she did a great job leading this week and handled UBB's crossing visit very well.
Oh, I am very excited that you will be performing tomorrow. That will be great fun.
I hope Mojo got plenty of rest today on the Pinto. She deserves the break.
See you tomorrow!
Love
Q. Angel Sakura

Come visit me, Q. A. Sakura~Honoring All Who Served, Thank You!.

05/24/2015 07:55.01 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! WOW, JUST GOT A GANDER AT A.JEZEBEL & PIERRES' NEW FRAME!! GOSH, THATS REALLY PRETTY!! A.JEZ LOOKS SO ELEGANT AND NOT PURPLE ANYMORE AND A.PIERRE LOOKS SO SUAVE AND DEBONAIR! OH MAN, YOU SAID IT GIRL! WAY TO MANY KITTIES COMING UP HERE LATELY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PUTTING OUR PAW DOWN AND HANGIN' OUT THE SHINGLE SAYING "NO MORE ROOM AT THE INN"? THIS MUST STOP AND SOON! I REMEMBER THE LAST SPELL WHEN KITTIES KEPT FLYING UP HERE AND WE HUNG OUT THE SINGLE. IT WORKED FOR AWHILE BUT THIS IS JUST TOO TOO MUCH!

WE ONLY PUT KITTIES NAMES UP THAT ARE RUNNING FOR COTD. ONCE QUINCY, ANOTHER QUINCY IN MASSACHUSSETTS I THINK, PUT "GOD SPEED ANGEL PAWPAW" IN HIS TAGLINE. IT'S STILL THERE BUT THEY DONT COME ON ANYMORE. OH WHEW! MONTY BROWN IS STILL DOING GREAT? SCARED ME FOR A SECOND. WE DONT NEED A GROWING TREND OF OUR ROYALTY LEAVING US TOO SOON. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. DONT TELL ANYONE, OK?

NO WORRIES, I WILL CALL YOU SUPERSTITIOUS, SWEETHEART, SILLY AND GOOFY BUT NEVER WILL I CALL YOU LATE FOR SUPPER! MOL! OH COOL! THE HAIRBALLZ ARE DOING BIKE STUNTS TOMORROW? AND THE BIKES WILL BE RED/WHITE/BLUE TRIMMED? OH GEE....LEMME GUESS WHO'LL BE COVERING THE EVENT? WHY IT MUST BE MAYOR MALLOW!! AM I RIGHT? OR COULD IT BE THE MOJ? WELL SEEING AS HOW SHE'S NEVER DONE ONE BEFORE, IT MUST BE HER TURN! CAN ZIPPY HELP HER WITH ANYTHING? WE CANT WAIT AND WE'RE GONNA BRING LOTSA SNACKS, LIKE PURTATO SALAD, PULLED MIKEY...ER, PORK, AND LOTS MOONPIES!!

WELL MJ, GOTTA SCOOT! DID YA GO TO HOCKEY? YOU KNOW WE DIDNT CUZ MOM HAS BEEN LAZING ABOUT WATCHING LIFETIME ALL DAY! I BROUGHT SOME SUNFLOWER SEED MOONPIES WITH SUNNY D RUM RUNNER! HAVE A FUN NIGHT! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/24/2015 07:30.44 PM Report This Comment
Hi A. Mallow
Yes I'm home in one piece. No I did not come home on my own. Mom found me hung up in the vines in the wooded lot next door. Mom had to take her loppers over and clear enough of the vines to get me loose. She was afraid to take her power tools because that might have scared me and I could thrash around and break my neck. After Mom got me in a carrier, she tried to find someone to help carry me with no luck, so she backed the Jeep up to the tree line and loaded me from there. Mom is thanking the Lord that she found me and I am OK. Thank you for your concern. J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

05/24/2015 04:30.46 PM Report This Comment
Mixed Sunday recap 5-24-15
Considering nearly everyone forgot Sunday is CARD GAME day! At least there were a few hands dealt. A paltry few.

As for the UBB Memorial Invitational, Luvbug(45) really should have saved that hand for cards. Woulda been in the winner's club. Well now, at least Mallow(54) doubled that score down and plays a nine in le Blanc Moustaches Casino. I hope PD isn't jealous of your tiara. He's just a princess though, so he doesn't have that queenly quality. Sandy(48) is mixing her scores all up with a few changes thrown in for good weather. Er, measure.

Oh brother, we have a missing catty on the loose again! Mimi(60), you're gonna have to put a harness on that J.C.! Or a noose. See? Another one who should have paid closer attention to the schedule! Tucker(45) had a winning hand. But as they say, ya can't win if ya don't play! Eww, Bee Gee's(60) been out playing with the snails! And I don't care what kind of fancy name you call 'em, they're still snails! At least she managed to pass her score off to Pig, who ran over to the back alley behind GTt's to toss his old shark fin into the pot. Let's see you guys try to split THAT! HAhha!

And last but Top Cat is Princess PD, who delivers his cards(36) and a brief update about our dear departed UBB. Not so fast with grabbing that pot, me boy! I think you'll have to discuss the splittage with Mallow. I think she wants a gumball and part of that pine cone. You guys will have to work out the details on the shark fin.

IF we had been playing golf, I can't really say who would have won, since Sunday doesn't have a golf schedule. So. You all lost! Hahhha!

Word for tomorrow: It's Memorial Day and some of you won't be available to post and so there will be NO GOLF tomorrow! However, there WILL be an Irish Wake in the clubhouse for UBB. Anyone who'd like to come out can bring their favorite bottle of Irish Whiskey. We'll try to provide food. But there WILL be booze! Come as you are, come any time. No live blogging. Live clogging maybe, but...

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Miss ya already UBB.
Gonna be a long summer
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

05/24/2015 01:38.27 PM Report This Comment
Mallow!
A special edition of 9-Lives! Since ALL of you forgot we're supposed to gamble, er, engage in totally legal "games of skill" on Sunday, there will be an impromptu card game behind Gracie's place today. Just leave your scores with her, and I'll do the rest. (PD Budd was over whining and sniveling to BG about being the only one playing cards and wanted to know if he automatically wins the pot. Well, with no one else playing, there won't BE a pot! See how that works?) Since Princess PD was all decked out in his tiara and no one to appreciate it, I figure it's the least we can do. *wink*

Hot Rod
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

05/24/2015 07:25.28 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!!
TOP O'THE AFTERNOON TO YE, LASSIE! HEY MOM IS NOT NEARLY AS LOOPY AS SHE WOULDA THOUGHT FOR SOME VERY STRANGE REASON. GUESS SHE GOT THE PRE-LOOPS EARLIER THIS WEEK AND LEVELED OFF NOW. SHE IS BEING THE LAZY BUTT PER DOCS INSTRUCTIONS. THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES BEST.
BUT WE MADE HER RECORD THE MOVIE SHE'S WATCHING TO COME OVER YOU SEE Y'ALL! MOM IS GOING NOWHERE TIL TUESDAY WHEN SHE'LL HAVE HER TEETH AND GUM CHECKUP.

YEP, I GOT UBB'S CATBIRD CREST UP! I LIKE THEM BOTH BUT THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE! I SEE THE MOJ HAS HERS UP. WE GOT THE MEWS THIS MORNING THAT WE DREADED. EVEN IF IT HADN'T HAPPENED YET, WE KNEW IT WAS INEVITABLE. SO WE WENT OVER LATER AFTER UBB MADE HIS JOURNEY AND WELCOMED HIM WITH OPEN WINGS, WING WAX AND A NICE SNUGGY! HE'LL DO WELL UP HERE, ALL HEALTHY AND HALE AGAIN! BUT I SURE WISH THAT KITTIES WOULD QUIT MIGRATING UP HERE!

WHAT KINDA BIRDIES IS THE MOJ MATCHING TODAY? WE STILL HAVEN'T HAD MANY IN OUR TREES, BUT WE HEAR THEM. SHE'S BELLY TO THE WINDOW AND CHATTERING AWAY? NOBODY HERE HAS EVER CHATTERED! ARE WE A BUNCH OF ODDBALLS OR WHAT? OR MAYBE JUST GOOFBALLS LIKE MOM. I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS GREAT MIGRATION OF ANGELS!! OUR SIGN "NO ROOM AT THE INN" DOESNT SEEM TO DEFER THEM. I GUESS DESPARATE TIMES MAKE FOR DESPARATE MEASURES. BUT IF THEY FEEL THEY MUST MAKE THE JOURNEY I GUESS IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE THEM AT HOME.

WE KNOW THEY AREN'T LOST BUT THE FAMILIES AND FURS THEY LEAVE BEHIND ARE THE LOST ONES. WE HOPE UBB GOES ON WITH THIS KING BLOGS WHEN THE TIME COMES. NO!!! MONTY BROWNS UP NEXT? IS HE NOT DOING WELL THESE DAYS? WE HAVENT HEARD A WORD! HE'S OUR ENERGIZER BUNNY AND CANNOT LEAVE US. BUT HE HAS WORKED SO HARD TO STAY REASONABLY HEALTHY FOR SO LONG THAT WHEN HE GETS TIRED I GUESS WE HAVE TO RESPECT HIS "DECISION". EVEN IF WE DONT LIKE IT! OH YES! A POPEMOBUBBLE!!! TO KEEP MONTY SAFE AND SOUND AND GERMS AWAY! WE CAN MAKE IT BIG ENOUGH FOR 6 FRIENDS OR SO AT A TIME SO HE WONT GET LONELY. MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO COME STAY ON THE PINTO FOR AWHILE WHERE NO GERMS LURK?

WELL, MY MOM IS ALL THE TIME GETTING AN IDEA IN HER PUNKIN HEAD, JUMPS UP TO DO SOMETHING ELSE, THEN GETS SIDETRACKED WITH SOMETHINGS AND AND SO ON AND SO ON. THEN SHE FORGET WHAT SHE WAS DOING IN THE FIRST PLACE! WANT SOME HELP SHINING UP YOUR MALLOW BIKE? I CAN GRAB THAT SHAMOIS AND POLISH UP THE CHROME TIL IT SPARKLES IN THE SUN. SUN? WHAT SUN? WE GOT NO SUN TODAY! WELL MOJ, IM GONNA GO PUT MOM BACK ON THE COUCH WITH HER SOUP. MAN THAT STUFF TASTES GOOD AFTER NO FOOD IN TWO DAYS! SHE MIGHT ATTEMP SOME BUGLES AND JUST GUM THEM TIL THEY ARE SOGGY!! I BROUGHT US SOME TOOTSIE POP MOONPIES AND 7-UP ICE CREME FLOATS! HAVE A GREAT EVENING MJ! CAN YOU TELL A.SMOKEY THAT PAWPAW WILL BE PRESENTLY? THANKS!! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/23/2015 04:43.57 PM Report This Comment
A moment of silence... 5-23-15
By now UBB has taken his place among the stars. Farewell, fellow golfer and co-founder of Catty Shack. May all your putts be straight and level from now on.

True to his name, Luvbug(45/9) sends love to UBB and his mom. And for GTt and PD Budd, lucky pennies to make a wish. Don't make wishes in the hazard! ... Mallow(54/9) won't be tossing any pennies anywhere to make a wish. Well, at least not Canadian pennies. I think we can find a few loose U.S. ones in the couch cushions for you ... Sandy (45/9) blows onto the links frost free! Yay!

Mimi(60/6) thinks she can scrape together enough pennies to make dollars. Good luck with that ... Tucker(32/5). Wait. Did I read that right? 32?? Um, maybe you better scooch in next to those charbroiled chipmunks ... And Bee Gee(59/14) is feeling sluggish. Turtle-ish. Same kinda thing.

Okay, how "jazzy" were your putts?
1st - Tucker, with his freezing little jazz number, 5.
2nd - Mimi and her "dollars from pennies" fantasy, 6.
3rd - All tied up on the third place podium, Luvbug, Mallow, and Sandy, 9.

All alone in the cart barn hugging the still is down-in-the-dumps Bee Gee, dragging her stumpy tail behind her.

~~~~Toby~~~~
With a heavy heart
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

05/23/2015 11:35.59 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
WELL MOM DID IT AGAIN. WROTE HALF YOUR BLOG THEN WE WENT ALL X-FILES! AND NOT ONLY THAT, SHE DONE FORGOT TO PUT UP MY "HAPPY FRIDAY" PROFILE PIC. IT'S UP NOW WITH ME & MAX AND TWO BEAUTIFUL BENGAL TIGERS! CHECK IT OUT! WE WERE AFRAID TO GO OVER TO CMR THIS MORNING BUT GUESS NO MEWS IS GOOD MEWS. WE SAW HOT RODS MOM VAL POST A BLOG ON FB, SO IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, WE'LL KNOW ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

IN THE MEANTIME A SHORTER PEP TALK FOR OUR UBB AND A VOTE. I SURE HOPE YOUR STORY HELPS HIM REALIZE THERE JUST MIGHT BE HOPE AND MAYBE THE DOC HASN'T EXPLORED ALL OPTIONS. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO LEARN MY OTHERS EXPERIENCES, RIGHT? NAH MOM ACTUALLY GOT UP EARLY AT 7AM. SEEMS SHE HAS A COLD IN HER RIGHT EYE AND IT'S STILL ALL RUNNY, RED, ITCHY AND SWOLLEN UP. HARD TO SEE, BUT THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES!

I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE MOJ LEADING THE HAIRBALLZ ON MY PAGE AND FOR THE NICE ESCORT. AND SHE IS TAKING ZIPPY ALONG. WHATTA SMALL WORLD IT IS THAT THE RETIRED OLD VET WAS THE SAME ONE THAT WAS EVIE'S DOC! A GOOD VET IS HARD TO FIND AND A GREAT VET IS GOOD AS GOLD!! I JUST HOPE UBB'S MOM DOESN'T THROW IN THE TOWL TOO SOON. I KNOW SHE ISN'T ROLLING IN THE MONEY BUT MAYBE WE CAN ALL HELP? OH GEE NO! NOTHING EVERY DISRESPECTFUL TO GIVE A SICK KITTY SOME LAUGHS AND YUKS! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. IT'S A PROVEN FACT!

OH GOSH MJ! YOU'RE A DOLL FOR SPRINKLINE ANGEL DUST MOM MOM THIS MORNING. I HAVE BEEN SPRINKLING IT ON HER ALL NIGHT. SHE DREAMED SHE WOKE UP AND IT WAS SNOWING! THEN SHE DIDN'T REALIZE FOR A COUPLE HOURS THAT THE KID MOWED HER LAWN YESTERDAY! IT WAS GETTING LONG AND SHAGGY AND TODAY, NICE AND TRIMMED. HOW COULD SHE NOT NOTICE. I GUESS HER GOOFINESS HAD BEEN DOMINATING HER MIND ALL WEEK. SHE GOT OUR BIG BAGS OF DRY FOOD IN HERE FROM THE CAR AND FILLED THE CATBOXES SO SHE DONT HAVE TO DO IT LATER. BUT BUMMMER....TOMORROW IS VACUUM DAY!

OK GOT MOM BY THE PAW AND WE ARE COMING OVER BEFORE SHE HEADS OFF TO THE DENTIST FOR SOME OF THAT BELUGA CAVIAR AND PINK CAT PERIGNON BUBBLY! OVER THE LIPS, PAST THE GUMS, TEETH STILL THER BUT HERE IT COMES! SHE MIGHT NEED MORE PINK BUBBLY UPON HER RETURN HOME! WELL MJ, GOTTA GO GET MOM READY TO GO! WE'LL LETCHA KNOW WHAT GOES ON TODAY WITH THAT AND THE ULTRASOUND. I BROUGHT YOU SOME SALT WATER TAFFY MOONPIES AND PAPAYA KING FROM CONEY ISLAND! HAVE A GREAT DAY! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/22/2015 10:45.21 AM Report This Comment
Long Drive Day
Two wonderful,glorious days in a row with the Stevester.No,this isn't a recurring nightmare,I'm simply filling in for the Budd's today,you can all stop running away.Now let me see how I can severely screw up this recap. Thanks goodness there is no adding or subtracting.

Luvbug (48) is on his turn before you burn campaign today with no fry day. Someone to watch over us,I'm touched. No,I didn't say for any of you TO touch me. Can't touch this.

Mallow (58) is back in black as the dark angel today. Goth,the look becomes you.

GTt (40) is forming an all girl band. Do you take requests? How about "I Kissed a Squirrel,and I Liked It"?

Mudcat (54) OMG-she brought the Squirrel Supreme for Engine today. I see bite marks out of it,where did THOSE come from? Hmmmm???? She brings her diversified family with her to join in the feast.

Tuck and Dot (45) go on sparrow patrol. I don't think luring them in with your Heinicat is an approved method of birding,but when do we ever do what is "approved".

Me! See how late I'm running today? You never even noticed,did you! I score a 45,and still checking all body parts to make sure the rapture didn't take anything. I really think we should all be insulted we were turned down.

BG (62) comes in doing the walk of shame,still in last nights rapture pawty goth gear.

And...is that all??? Maybe the rapture done took Ana/Sandy.Nope,there they are with a 54.

Scores! My paws are sweaty,I know I'm going to get this wrong....

1st:BG 62
2nd: Mallow 58
3rd: Mudcat and Ana 54

Cart barn duties(I hate to do this to you,its ALL BG's fault) is GTt with 40. There! I think I did it right,if not,that is also BG's fault :)

XOXO~S~

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05/22/2015 10:13.20 AM Report This Comment
Dear Mallow and Fellow Riders,
I am so sorry I am late with my thank you for your wonderful performance you did for my mom! SHE LOVED IT!! However,I don't think she well be doing any wheelies with y'all any time soon....so far the only 'stunt' she can do is running over her own paw,ER,foot,hehe! Ride on,Hairbalz!!

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05/22/2015 08:06.41 AM Report This Comment
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to do a full body search (oh God....) ,and search your lunchbox for any "illegal" fruits and veggies. Its Canadian Immigrants day! Why,we just cannot let you across the border carrying the illegal nectarine now,cans we?? We don't care what else you smuggle over in your wings,or "wherever" you hide things these days,we just care about illegal fruit.Wait,maybe I am supposed to immigrate to Canada...maybe that it! Bummer,I never did learn all the words to "Oh Canada". Send bail money,I'll be sitting in the immigration office entertaining the kind officers with my musical toot til you get here.

XOXO~S~

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05/22/2015 04:35.16 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART ONZE!
HEY GIRL! OH THANKS! THIS GIRL IS "YOU GO GIRL!" I JUST HAD TO GIVE UBB ANOTHER TWO PART BIG FAT NON-LECTURE, BUT RATHER A PEP TALK TO JUST HANG IN AND NEVER GIVE UP TIL THE FAT LADY SING. I SURE WISH IT WOULD HELP CUZ I JUST READ CMR AND FROM HIS MOMS POV, DOESNT LOOK TOO GOOD. I KNOW IT GETS HERE DOWN BUT PAWSITIVE THOUGHT DO RUB OFF ON US!! AND DONT WE KNOW HOW THAT WENT WITH OUR MOMS! JUST TAKE IT DAY BY DAY AND NOT PLAN ANYTHING EXTREME FOR TOMORROW. WE ARE JUST SCARED TO EVEN GO TO CMR IN THE MORNING ANYMORE.

BUT YOU AND ME AND THE OTHERS WILL KEEP HIM LAUGHING AND IN GOOD HUMOR AND WHO KNOWS? HE MAY REBOUND! MY MOM HAD THOUGHT WAY AHEAD OF TIME THAT THE BACKYARD WAS FULL UP AND WHEN MY TIME CAME, WE WOULD GO THE CREMATION ROUTE. MUCH EASIER AND NICER TO BE HERE IN THE HOUSE. AQ SAKURA CAME HOME IN HER BOX YESTERDAY. GEE MJ, IF YOU TUMOR WAS IN A WORSER SPOT THAT UBB'S MAYBE HE CAN PULL THROUGH. WE ARE ETERNAL OPTIMISTS AND JUST KEEP OUR PAWS CROSSED.

OH NOW, "YOU" GO GIRL! TAKING HIM SOME HOOCH FROM THE STILL WILL SURELY MAKE HIM FEEL NO PAIN AND MAKE HIM SILLY AND GIGGLY. ALL OUR TONS OF ANGEL DUST....PLEASE WORK!!! IM REALLY GLAD UBB GOT STARTED ON HIS CATPAIGN SO OTHERS WHO DIDNT KNOW HIM AND THE BUDDS COULD GET TO KNOW HIS FAMILY. WE'VE KNOWN THEM FOR SOME TIME AND ALWAYS INVITE THEM TO THE FULL MOON PAWTIES AND JUST TO COME TO THE PINTO. BUT WE DONT KNOW THEM LIKE WE KNOW YOUR FAMILY. IM GLAD HE'S GETTING HIS DUE AND HOPE HIS MOM CAN KEEP UP WHEN SHE FEELS UP TO IT.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/21/2015 07:58.37 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW....PART DOS!
NOW IT'S MORE IMPAWTENT TO TEND TO UBB. ON CMR I SAW THAT SHE SENT HOT RODS MOM A BLOG AND SHE POSTED THAT. OF COURSE WE WILL BE OVER EVERY MORNING WITH OUR PEP TALK AND ATTA BOY, MOONPIES AND COCKTAILS! MOM GOT HER BLOOD WORK STUFF IN THE MAIL TODAY. EVERYTHING IS PRETTY OKAY BUT HER LIVER LEVELS. NOT SURE HOW HIGH IS "HIGH" BUT SOME PRETTY HIGH. AND A FEW LOW THINGS LIKE PROTEIN. HER LIVER DOESNT ABSORB PROTEIN. COULD THAT MAKE HER SO TIRED I WONDER? MOM GOOGLED AND IT CAN CAUSE FATIGUE BUT ALSO CRABBINESS WHICH MOM IS NEVER! AND WEAKNESS. SHE'S NOT WEAK. HER MUSCLE TONE IS FINE, BUT THE LOW PROTEIN DOES MAKE FOR LEG AND FEET CRAMPS SO GUESS THAT MUST BE THE MAGIC ANSWER! BUT WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO? I GUESS NADA!

I KNOW! CHICKEN LIVERS!! THEY ARE HIGH IN PROTEIN BUT KINDA MOOT IF MOM DONT ABSORB THE STUFF. SHE LOVES EATING THEM, THOUGH. MOM ASKED THE ULTRASOUND LADY IF SHE SAW ANYTHING FUNKY IN THERE, BUT SHE COULDN'T TELL HER, CUZ SHE AINT A DOC. MOM WILL CALL TOMORROW TO GET THE GOODS. IF SHE REMEMBERS. MAYBE THEY'LL CALL HER.

WHEN MA GETS HOME TOMORROW, LET'S HAUL HER BUM DOWN TO THE PINTO, FEED HER THE LIVER, GRAVY AND ONIONS AND ENTERTAIN HER WITH THAT FUN SONG YOU SING "65 CANS OF FRISKIES ON THE WALL!" IT'S GOING DOWN FAST THOUGH. THOSE CRAZY BUTLERS, THEY SCOOP THEIR CRUNCHIES OUTTA THE BOWL AND THEY END UP IN THE FRISKIES DISH OR ALL OVER THE FLOOR! WHATEVER WILL WE DO WITH THEM? OH YEAH, MOMS AN EASY MARK. SHE'LL FORGET SHE EVER BOUGHT US THE 65 CANS OF FRISKIES ON THE WALL AND GO OUT AND BUY 65 MORE! AUNTIE SUSIE SAID SHE'LL RUN ERANDS IF SHE NEEDS.

WELL MJ, GOTTA RUN! IT WAS GHOST TOWN CITY HERE TIL ABOUT NOON, THEN MOM WAS DOING HER DAYTIME SHOWS AND EMAILS, AND A CATNAP. I BROUGHT SOME BELUGA CAVIAR MOONPIES AND CAT PERIGNON PINK TO TOAST TO MOMS SOON TO BE GONE CHOPPER!! HAVE A GREAT EVENING MJ! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/21/2015 07:57.54 PM Report This Comment
5-21 recap
A BIG group rally for our own golfer extraordinaire UBB! Things are a little quiet around here without you. Now,on to the less mushy stuff-memo,day,I need a patch for that day,waiter and waitress day,day without shoes,strawberries and cream,and rapture pawty!!! Nothing like a good 'ol rapture to bring out the best in us,and get things cranked up.

Luvbug (47) leaves a memo about his memo in hopes of remembering what the first memo was about.

Mallow (57) brings her holy cow to make holy cream for the strawberries.

I score a less than a nice 44. I DO hope the rapture is a whole lot warmer.

GTt (37) puts in (not putts in) a show as temporary replacement for UBB during closet time. Great to hear he is getting his grump back.

Mudcat (64) has the waitress with the mostest who can carry 7 dinner plates balanced on her head,and gives service with a smile. Maybe that's a grimace.

Engine (60) better a day late than never! Absence makes our stomachs grow fonder (and thinner. Everyone rushes to the Mousemobile for curried crickets and loin of ladybug(take 10,their small).

Tuck and Dot (45) tip their clubs,and their steins to drinking buddy UBB. If that don't cure what ails him,nothing will.

And BG(60) although VERY busy trying to delete me form her life (can't be done-even YOU cannot do that) she still manages to memo her demands with the higher ups-mom.

Ack! We have a late comer after I typed this up!!!!Haley scores a matching 44 to my 44.

Scores!

1st: GTt with 37
2nd: ME and Haley with 44
3rd: Tuck and Dot with 45

Losers:Mudcat with 64,and her helpers Engine and BG with 60

XOXO~S~

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05/21/2015 01:10.30 PM Report This Comment
La,la,la,la,laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me,me,me,me,meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I like that-me,me,me stuff. I'm loosening up the tongue you know.

Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture
Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Its rapture day! Why NOT start with THE original rap song. OK,so maybe I get a little lost with the and you get in your car and you drive real far.And you drive all night and then you see a light part of the song. I'm a little worried about this,just a little. I can't go out of this world wearing any old thing,I have to look fabulous! What color best brings out my lovely eyes,and shows off my funny little pout the best?

XOXO~S~

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05/21/2015 12:43.37 AM Report This Comment
OH SHI......SHOOT MALLOW!!! PART UNO!
OH GOOFBALL MOM LEFT YOUR BLOG OVER ON PIGGY & SNEAKERS PAGE? I TELL YA THAT OL' BAT IS LOSING IT BIG TIME!! OH SAY IT AINT SO!!! NOT OUR UBB HIDING IN THE CLOSET, NOT EATING HIS TREATS AND FOOD!!! THIS JUST CANNOT BE HAPPENING SO I JUST HAD TO GO LEAVE A MEGA LONG PEP TALK BLOG TELLING HIM TO NEVER GIVE UP AND THOSE MEDS WILL SURELY START TO KICK IN IN A DAY OR TWO. I TOLD HIM YOU AND I, PURRTNERS IN CRIME THAT WE ARE, ARE THERE TO PUMP....YOU....UP! THAT'S RIGHT! HANZ & FRANZ WILL PUMP YOU UP, WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE! HE'LL BE CHASING THE BUTLERS AND US BEFORE HE KNOWS WHAT HIT HIM!!! AND FOR HIM TO KEEP A PAWSTIVE OPAWTIMISTIC OUTLOOK AND DONT GET GLUM CHUM.

WE SURE DID DUMP A COUPLE GOODYEAR BLIMP FULS OF ANGEL DUST ALL OVER HIMS AND TOOK HIM MOONPIES FOR DAYS AND CHICKEN & STARS SOUP SHOULD HE FEEL LIKE EATING. I TOOK HIM A SNUGGIE YESTERDAY AND WE JUST TUCKED HIM IN NOW AND TURNED ON HIS TV. TOLD HIM PD AND GTT WILL WAIT ON HIM HAND AND PAW. JUST RELAX TIL THOSE MEDS KICK IN. I PUT ON REN & STIMPY TAPES FOR HIM, AND POPPY CAT, GARFIELD AND CATSCRATCH. I EVERY CONFIDENCE HE WILL BE LIKE THE GREAT MONTY BROWN AND RISE ABOVE THIS IN TIME.

DO YOU THINK THEY CAN DO A TRACHEOTOMY ON A KITTY SO HE CAN BREATH TIL THE TUMOR SHRINKS? IF WE DOES FOR SOME FREAK REASON HAVE TO COME HERE, I TOLD HIM WE WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM, BUT REALLY, WE ARE FULL UP SO JUST CONCENTRATE ON GETTING BETTER. THIS IS JUST SO NOT FAIR THAT HE DOESN'T FEEL UP TO SNUFF AND HIDING IN MOMS CLOSET, BUT JUST GLAD HE HAS PD AND GTT TO TEND TO HIS NEEDS.I KNOW HE SAID THEY ARE POOR AND CAN'T AFFORD ELECTRIC AND STUFF, BUT MAYBE CAN CAN TAKE UP A "KICKSTARTER FUND" OR A FB/CC FUND FOR HIM. IF EVERYONE CHIPPED IN $5.00 THAT WOULD HELP. WE CANT ASK FOR THAT HERE, BUT IM JUST MENTIONING THIS TO YOU, CUZ REALLY, WHO'D BE SNOOPING ON OUR PAGE?

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/20/2015 02:03.49 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
OK ONTO FUNNER THINGS. FUNNER? UH HUH...FUN CITY! MOM WENT TO THE DOCS OFFICE. THEY HAVE TWO IN TOWN AND OF COURSE SHE WENT TO THE WRONG ONE. NOT THE FIRST TIME THATS HAPPENED, SO GOT TO THE OTHER AND THEY SPENT ABOUT 40 MINUTES ON THE ULTRASOUND. CHECK OUT PANCREAS, KIDNESY (YES SHE HAS BOTH), LIVER, BILE DUCTS, WHATS' LEFT OF HER STOMACH AND ANYTHING ELSE LURKING IN THERE. SHE SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING BY FRIDAY. BUT SHE MIGHT BE A BIT LOOPY CUZ THE DENTIST WILL GAS HER UP AND THEN COMES THE PAIN PILLS.

SHE GOT HER BILLS PAID AND WALMART SHE GOT US 65 CANS OF FRISKIES AND KITTY LITTER, JELLO, YOGURT AND SOFT STUFF FOR THE SOON TO BE TOOTHLESS WONDER. I GUESS 65 CANS MIGHT LAST A WEEK OR SO. OH MJ!! I JUST AM CHOMPIN
AT THE BIT, WAITING TO SEE JEZEBELS PIX! I KNOW YOUR MOM DID A FAB JOB!! DIDYA SEE I HAVE A HAPPY WEDNESDAY FRAME? MOM CHANGED IT AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT. I HAVE ONE FOR THURSDAY AND FRIDAY TOO.

OK, LETS START COOKING! MOM STILL HAS TWO MORE DAYS TO EAT REGULAR FOOD BUT SHE IS FEELING KINDA BARFY TODAY AND SORTA OUT IN THE OZONE. SHE DID CAVE AND GOT A BIG BAG OF BUGLES, SOME FAKE CRAB AND SHE HAS BACON PIZZA AND CHEESY BREAD! LETS HELP HER EAT THAT WHILE SHE CAN. SHE'S ALSO BEEN INTO THE SALADS WITH THE FRIED ONION CRUMBLES SHE CAN KISS THOSE G'BYE IN A FEW DAYS. MAYBE.
ON CHICKEN LIVERS AND ONIONS SOUND SIMPLY SCRUMPTOUS AND THAT IS SOMETHING SHE EAT WHILE ON A SOFT DIET. THOSE LITTLE SUCKERS JUST MELT RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH!

YEP, GIRL, YOU ARE B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAD TO THE B-B-B-BONE! THE T-BONE! THE FUNNY BONE. THE CHICKEN BONE. THE TROMBONE! OK, LETS GO DIGGING IN THE FREEZE, FRIDGE AND CUPBOARDS AND SEE WHAT FRANKENFOODS WE CAN FIND! I BROUGHT US SOME ALMOND ROCA MOONPIES WITH ALMOND MILK FOR SNACKING! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/20/2015 02:01.10 PM Report This Comment
5/20/15 - Strawberry Fields Forever
Well no, actually the season is way too short. But we’re taking advantage today because it’s Pick Strawberries Day. Gather ye strawberries while ye may … or something like that.

Luvbug tells us that it’s also Weights and Measures Day. Think you can pick 46 (=10) lbs of strawberries today? Mallow’s going to try it the metric way, eh? She comes up with 55 (=10) kilograms of the juicy red berries. Steve, meanwhile, is steering clear of the strawberry field because he’s heard that 47 (=11) spiders have been sighted there. Just this morning. “♫ I don’t like spiders & snakes, and that ain’t what it takes … ♫”

Sandy is hitting the road early with a 52 (=7) and Mimi also avoids the strawberry fields since she might stain her pretty white socks. Then Mom would have to use 70 (=7) cups of detergent to get them clean. Tuck, on the other hand is looking on the bright side. He shoots a 44 (=8) and dives into the strawberry patch to get his lips good & stained. BeeGee finishes the day by using a strawberry to putt a 53 (=8) and then we adjourn to the clubhouse to enjoy strawberry shortcake with LOTS of whipped cream piled on top.

And the results are all-inclusive and extremely symmetrical:
1st: Sandy and Mimi, tied with 7
2nd: Tucker and BeeGee, tied with 8
3rd: Luvbug and Mallow, tied with 10
All alone out in left (strawberry) field is Steve with an 11.

We notice that our friend UBB is absent from the links today and we send purrs for him, along with a tempting chunk of strawberry shortcake which we hope will wake up his appetite. It’s also Be a Millionaire Day, and we take this opportunity to realize how rich we are in friendship.

Your Guest Common (red-stained) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote Uncle Buddy Budd #189993 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Welcome A.Q. MerryBelle & Sakura, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly, Mojo Blackbear ~ on the road!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!, A. Smokey~Welcome A. K. Pushkin & UBB & Evie ♥ A. Shai.

05/20/2015 01:40.25 PM Report This Comment
They never let poor Stevie
Play in any backyard games. Then one foggy memorial Day eve,Gma came to say....Stevie with your tail so short,won't ya stir my drink tonight. Then all the kitties loved him,as they shouted out with glee,Stevie the stump tailed kitty,you'll go down in history! I know,I got carried away there. Its backyard games week! Ya know,all the classics must come out. Croquet (watch the mallets),lawn Jarts(that'll leave a mark),volleyball (takes the polish right off my claws) and kickball (ouch). I can hardly wait!

XOXO~S~

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05/20/2015 12:36.46 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
NO WAY WILL WE ALLOW MOM TO SIT ON THE FLOOR ANYWHERE NEAR A LITTER BOX. BACK THEN OUR BOX WAS IN THE KITCHEN AND THAT'S JUST WHERE SHE FOUND HERSELF. SHE WAS GIGGLING LIKE A LOON AND HAVING A GAY OL' TIME! WE CERTAINLY DONT WANNA EMBARRASS OUR QUEEN SAKURA!! SO MOM WILL POLITELY WEAR HER ROCOCO LAMP SHADE WITH THE CRESTIE EMBLEM AND BEHAVE HERSELF. YOU CAN HELP ME PICK OUT A NICE LAMPSHADE FOR HER? LET'S SURPRISE HER WITH SOMETHING CLASSY, LIKE MAYBE FROM GAY PUREE?

OH HEY MJ! THANKS FOR THE DEWCLAWS UP ON THE TUESDAY FRAME! MOM GOT MONDAYS YESTERDAY JUST FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT, THEN LATE LAST NIGHT SHE GOT INDUSTRIOUS AND MADE A FRAME FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK! BRILLIANT, NO? SHE WILL CHANGE THEM AT MIDNIGHT. OH I GOT #4400 FOR OLIVER ON MODERN CAT TODAY! YIPPEE!

OH HEE HEE!! A.JEZEBEL IN THE BIFFY! YOUR MOM SURE IS SMART TO BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT THE TRIPOD AND ENLARGING AND CROPPING STUFF!! CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT! SHE DOES KNOW HER MAGIC, HUH? OH DUH, READING FURTHER I SEE YOU SAW THAT I GOT WENDY YESTERDAY AND OLIVER TODAY!! IM ON A ROLL I TELL YA! OH DUH, NO I READ A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN AND SEE YOU JUST SAID THE SAME THING! IM PSYCHO...,ER PSYCHO I TELL YA!! MOMS BEEN GETTING ON TWICE A DAY SO FAR ALL WEEK. YAY MOM!

MOM GOT ALL MY BLOGS DONE TODAY, AND ZIPPY AND PAWPAW AND HER EMAILS. WELL SPEAKING OF SURRENDING, I GOTTA SURRENDER THIS HER PUTER TO ZIPPY CUZ I SEE THE MOJ HAS BEEN BY! I BROUGHT SOME RED TWINKIE VELVET MOONPIES WITH RED ZINGER RUM TEA! HAVE A SUPER FUN DAY! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/19/2015 04:29.43 PM Report This Comment
Boys and Girls Club Day! 5-19-15
Well, we have some boys. AND we have some girls. Hey, we have a club! Did you all bring your membership cards? If not, I'll bet we can print you one up really quick. Luvbug(44) thinks we should volunteer to be helpful somewhere. Luvbug, you DO realize who you're talking to here, right?

Oh now, Mallow(56) sounds like she's in the girl's club spirit. As long as the 'spirit' we're referring to is Beelzebub, and we're selling devil's food cake at a fund raiser! ... Steve(65) is all about sunshine and lollipops today. Orange ones, no doubt. No Steve, Death Ray Day isn't until sometime in August.

The Angels(62) are here, maybe to help Mallow with that bake sale? Just to level the playing field, you understand ... Mimi(72) is inventing a new club dance, incorporating her backyard moles and a pole. We'll call it the May Ray Mole Pole Boogie ... Tucker(66) is turning mole hills into mountains. Good thing cake makes everything better, Mr. Little Ray of Sunshine.

Engine(68) is ready to cater the bake sale! Just make room for some of those yummy looking rabbit rolls and mashed moles. Whattya mean, those are just for the help?? Okay, I'll settle for a snapping turtle shooter ... And Bee Gee(59) is all into volunteering - to furnish the Easy Bake oven for the Bake-a-Mole recipe contest!

Nice humid day on the links today. Did you all go long?
1st - Mimi, 72. No sweat in the mole tunnels today.
2nd - Engine, 68. You can have all the leftover moles from the Easy Bake contest!
3rd - Tucker, 66. Mr. Ray Day summer bummer baby buggy bumpers.

And who is in the steamy still of the cart barn? Why, if it's not Mr. "Help By Donating Your Time". Luvbug just volunteered to stir the corn mash!

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Three cheers for Luvbug!
I think everything's accounted for now. :-)
`

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

05/19/2015 02:26.29 PM Report This Comment
Did you make this?
Is it yours? I don't see your name on it anywhere. If its not labeled,its free for me! Seeing its devils food cake,I thought someone was trying to lure you in,like a trap. I'll save you Weeds! No,no,really,I must do it,for humanity,for the cat world,for the world! I MUST eat the yummy chocolate cake and save the world. Hey,I kind of like this gig. Why can't it be cold milk day too?

XOXO~S~

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05/19/2015 12:30.32 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW WHIP.....PART UNO!
AND A HAPPY HIDEE HO MONDAY TO YOU! I KNOW, ONE DAY IS LIKE THE LAST AND THE NEXT, BUT MOM MADE ME HAPPY MONDAY, TUES, WED, THURS AND FRIDAY IMIKIMI'S TODAY! ISNT THAT SWELL? AND SHE CAN JUST SWITCH THEM UP EVERY DAY FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT TIL THE NEXT FUN HOLIDAY OR FULL MOON ROLLS AROUND. IS NEXT WEEK VICTORIAS 3 DAY WEEKEND? WE SOMETIMES HAVE OUR WED TRASH PICKUP CHANGED TO THURSDAY IF THE HOLIDAY IS MONDAY.

OH WAIT!! WAS THIS PAST WEEKEND VICTORIA WEEKEND AND TODAYS THE LAST DAY? IM SO CONFUSED!!! AW HECK, MOM IS ALWAYS LOOPY SO MAYBE SHE'LL BE MAKING SOME FUNNY MISTAKES BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE AND ALL! IT WILL MAKE FOR SOME FUN STUFF TO POKE FUN AT HER. HERE SHE ISN'T EVEN IN THE LOOP ZONE BUT WENT TO WATCH DR.PHIL AT 3PM TODAY, FELL ASLEEP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THE NEXT THING YA KNOW...IT'S AFTER 7PM!!! GOOD THING SHE PUTS HER FAVORITE SHOWS ON RECORD. WOW A 3 1/2 HR NAP? WHAT'S WITH THAT? IM JUST GLAD SHE GOT ALL OUR BLOGS AND HER EMAILS DONE BEFORE HAND.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME PICK OUT A FUN ROCOCO LAMPSHAPE FROM THE ROARING 20'S FOR MOMS LOOPY MEMORIAL DAY HEAD? YOU KNOW, THE KIND MADE OF SILK WITH FRINGE ON THE BOTTOM? MAYBE A NICE MAUVE COLOR WITH PURPLE FLOWERS? WE CAN DRESS HER UP LIKE A CAT AND SHE'LL HAVE A GOOD OL' TIME! ONE TIME SHE GOT THESE SLEEPING PILL THAT GAVE HER AMNESIA. SHE ENDED UP TAKING 9 OF THEM CUZ SHE FORGOT SHE JUST TOOK ONE. HER FRIEND FOUND HER SITTING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR, FLINGING KITTY LITTER ALL OVER THE PLACE! SEE, SHE *IS* PART KITTY! SUCH A GOOFBALL!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/18/2015 08:50.52 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW WHIP....PART DOS!
IM SURE SHE'LL BE SEEING GIANT HARVEY KITTIES AND PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE! YA WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH MALLOW FEST? JUST SAY THE WORD AND YOU GOT IT, TOYOTA!! OH WHEW!! THE MALLOWFEST OF COURSE WILL BE ON MALLOWWOOD. OH MJ, THAT'S BE SO NEAT WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO BE QUEEN AND YOU CAN REIGH FROM MALLOW CASTLE IN COUNTY MALLOW AND HAVE YOUR ROYAL MALLOW COACH TO SHUTTLE YOU ABOUT! AND SOME SIDE TRIPS TO MALLOWS BAY AND THE GHOST FLEET! HOW COULD I FORGET THAT? ME AND MAX WERE TUCKED INTO THE COVER COWERING FROM THE GHOSTIES!

OH EXCELLENT THAT YOUR CROSSAVERSARY WILL BE IN BELT BUCKLE, ARK FOR THE MOONPIE AND RC COLA FESTIVAL! I WILL GET YOU A NICE SHINY BELT BUCKLE IN THE SHAPE OF A MOONPIE! AND A CROWN SINCE YOU'LL BE OUR FESTIVAL QUEEN THAT DAY! GOSH IS IT 4 KITTIES MISSING? I THOUGHT IT WAS HEIDI, BARNEY'S FOSTER, SMUDGE AND NOW WHO? DID I MISS SOMETHING? YES LETS GET OUR CLAWS OUT AND GO GIVE WHAT FOR TO THAT BEAST IDJIT DRUG RENTER WHO LET THE MEEZER KITTY OUT. IS THIS THE ONE I MISSED OR BARNEY'S NEW FOSTER? DIDYA SEE THE OTHER TWO? CUTE AS BUTTONS! I KNOW! LET'S COLLECT SOME GOODIES FROM ALL THE CAT BOXES AND GO RAIN POOP DOWN ON THAT GUY!

HEY GUESS WHAT? I WAITED ALL DAY AND EVEN THOUGH MOM CRAPPED OUT FOR HOURS, I GOT #3400 FOR A.WENDY ON MODERN CAT! I JUST LOVE THOSE BIG OL' NUMBERS! WELL, MJ, GOTTA RUN. IT'S GETTING DARK OUT AND WE MUST CLOSE THE WINDERS NOW! I BROUGHT US SOME BLACK CHERRY MOONPIES WITH CHERRY CORDIALS! HAVE A SWELL NIGHT! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/18/2015 08:50.14 PM Report This Comment
Dear Angel Mallow & Dame Mojo Blackbear,
Yes, stuff does indeed happen. I just want you to know it was a disagreement between myself and our leader, and that I have no bad feelings for my fellow Riders. I enjoyed our time together and will cherish the memories forever. Wishing you and your family a very blessed day.

Purrs & kitty kisses,
Angel Malachi

Come visit me, Angel King Malachi & Mason Dixon Tucker.

05/18/2015 04:59.24 PM Report This Comment
5-18 recap
Now you see the birdie....now you don't! *Burp* Well,they are really trying to make good kitties out of all of us today-slim chance. Visit your relatives day,no dirty dishes day(or dirty dancing Mudcat) . Loser gets dishwasher duty!

Luvbug (46) lovingly makes an orange cheese souffle baked in a cherry wood oven at his relatives house. Great idea,now who is going to tell Luvbug he volunteered to do this?

Mallow (56) puffs her cheese balls for a whole in one. Putts,thats supposed to be putts. She had me all excited when she said mouse,and Mickey in the same sentence. Where are YOU going when you win the golf game?

I score my fav little 66,its been SO good to me lately.

Haley (68) is catching a South breeze up North.Hmmmm......

Engine passes 66 gophers(or golfers???) on the way to deliver a steaming bird nest brulee (wheres the birdie?) with flatfish floats.

Mudcat (72) passes on both the dirty dishes,and the relatives while zooming over to the weenie wagon.

Tuck and Dot (68) want more cheese,please. Gonna be a busy day at the litter box around here.

Uncle Grumpy Grump (55) slows his row,row,row long enough to partake of the golf food grubfest. We REALLY have it rough out here,don't we :)

BG (53) lives on the edge with canned food. Its more fun to peel off the labels and get the surprise inside.

Scores!
1st: Luvbug with 46
2nd: BG with 53
3rd: UGG with 55

Losers: Mudcat with 72 and a tie with Haley,Tuck and Dot with 68.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline til Tuesday & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline til Tuesday.

05/18/2015 01:06.22 PM Report This Comment
Dear Angel Mallow,
I know this will come as a shock to you, but Zoe Monique and I had a discussion stemming from an absolutely unbelievable letter I got from her. Feelings were hurt, and I resigned from the Hairballz Rainbow Riders. It was time for me to move on.

I just wanted you to know how much fun I've had working and visiting with the Club and I'll miss your comaraderie. See you on CC!

Purrs & kitty kisses,
Angel K. Malachi

Come visit me, Angel King Malachi & Mason Dixon Tucker.

05/18/2015 02:40.22 AM Report This Comment
Tricky
Accounting day,could be difficult. Like,there is NO accounting for bad taste,there is accounting for where you have been,and what you did, accounting with numbers. WHY is it all so confusing! Even the number part,I only have so many toes to count with. And the where have I been thing....I could tell you,but I might have to lie. Might I said,I never tell a lie,only small fibbers. Then they confuse me with the no dirty dish day thing. Well, you wouldn't have any dirty dishes if you shove them under the bed like i do.Under the bed is a wonderland of "what IS that"?? Want to look? Its only for the brave Weeds.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline til Tuesday & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline til Tuesday.

05/18/2015 12:44.03 AM Report This Comment
Happy card game! 5-17-15
Even though that pot looks like a pack rat's nest. Looks like everyone lost their shirt at the races! Well, in UBB's case, he lost his fur. *snicker* So you all just rooted around in the couch cushions - or under the seats in the tour bus - and bet the first thing you grabbed. I'm good with that.

Luvbug obviously didn't care what he tossed into the kitty, since he has a winning 9, so he bet a few "oven mites". Baking day must be really interesting at your place.

Mallow also seems indifferent to the composition of the pot with her 9, tossing in a pawful of cherry pits from that delightful cherry cobbler. She and Luvbug will be splitting an interesting pot.

Looks like all Haley has to add to the pot is today's page from her golf calendar. That 6 is a real loser.

Well now, even though Mimi's hand is a loser, she livened up the pot with a few real live rats! Her hand ended up at 8, which still beats the other players.

And Bee Gee is one of the "others" with a miserable 6. She's so disgusted she threw in the whole rat's nest!

So, Luvbug and Mallow get to decide what to do with some oven mites and a few cherry pits. Maybe feed them to those rats! At least the little rodents have a place to bed down until we find out if Engine is willing to grill them up tomorrow!

Luvbug & Mallow, 9, Mimi, 8, Bee Gee & Haley, 6. Looks like the Big Kahuna and his devious dealer are no-shows today. Life must get rough on the campaign trail bus!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Round and round and up and down
Going in circles on the merry-go-round.
Wonder if we can figure out a roulette wheel
for the White Whisker Club and Casino?
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

05/17/2015 01:41.38 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW OF SPADES!!
HEY GIRL! I GUESS YOU GET DIFFERENT ADS THAN WE DO, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOUR MOM GOOGLES. WE GET SOCK MONKEYS, FOR ONE. O THINK THE GAGLICIOUS ELECTRIC BLUE CAKE SOUNDS QUITE YUMMY. MOM USED TO MAKE BUNDT CAKES AND SHE'D DYE THE WHITE TUNNEL OF WHITE FUDGE AN ELECTRIC BLUE AND DRIZEL WITH NEON LIME GREEN. VERY STYLISH I MUST SAY! WE MOST DEFINITELY COULD OPEN A EVENT PLANNING SCHOOL. NOBODY THROWS A WING DING LIKE US TWO!

YEAH THANK GOD MIKEY THE HEADLESS CHICKEN HAS NO HEAD CUZ HE WAS CLOSE ON MY TAIL, AND I COULD FEEL THE VIBES THAT HE WANTED TO CHOMP DOWN ON SOMETHING. WHY WERE WE THINKING MEMORIAL DAY IS NEXT WEEKEND? WE'RE A LITTLE SLOW ON THE UPCHUCK (TO QUOTE TOM CULLEN) AND SEE IT'S IN TWO WEEKS! SPARKYS' HAVING HIS B-DAY AND COTD BBQ TODAY ALTHOUG WE THOUGHT IT WAS YESTERDAY. WELL HE GOT TWO CAKES AND PINATAS,

WOW MJ, YOU'RE HAVING YOUR BIRTHDAY AND DOPYT DAY BOTH ON THE 30TH! DAILY DOUBLE. WHICH MEANS TWICE THE CAKE AND TWO PINATAS. JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE! AND THEN OJ'S DOPTY? AND A.JEZZY IN BETWEEN. WE MUST MAKE THIS A HAPPY EVENT FOR HER AND MOM. SINCE IT'S A 3 DAY WEEKEND, WHY NOT MAKE IT A THREE DAY PINTO ISLAND CELEBRATION FOR YOUR FAMILY. UNLESS MIKEY WANTS TO HOLD IT AT RAINBOW ROSE MANOR? I DONT' WANNA BE A PAWTY HOG AND ALWAYS EXPECT THE PINTO FOR THE PLACE TO BE. IT'S UPR TO YOU. BUT BEING THE MALLOW WEEKEND, MALLOW FEST, MALLOW FEAST MALLOW BIRTHDAY, MALLOWS HUBS DOPTY, JUST SORTA MAKES SENCE TO HOLD IT ON MALLOWWOOD BAY.

AND OF COURSE WE'LL HAVE THE PINTO ALL SET UP FOR THE STRAWBERRY MOON. LET'S TRY OUR PAW AT MAKING HOMEMADE MALLOW IN ALL FUN FLAVORS. LIKE HONEY MUSTARD, SESAME SEE, CHICK BE, SRIRACHA, BLACK BEAN, PORK & BEAN (BUT NOT TOO MANY OF THESE FOR SQUEEVE...MOL!) AND PURHAPS TERIYAK WOULD BE TASTY AND UNIQUE. LIKE YOU SAID, NOBODY DOES IT LIKE US! OOOH OOH...DEEP FRIED MALLOWS AND MOONPIES!

I HAVE A FEELING THE BUDD FAMILY WILL FIT RIGHT IN. ANYONE WHO LEAVES A STILL WARM VOLE FOR MOM TO ALMOST STEP ON IS A GOOD CATDIDATE IN MY BOOK FOR A PINTO RESIDENT. OK MJ, I WILL SEE YOU ACE OF TAILS, AND RAISE YOU FOR KINGS OF CLUCK AND WILL NOT FOLD WITH A PAIR OF JACKS OF FARTS! RAKING IN THE CHIPS FOR SURE!

OH CRAP MALLOW! ANOTHER NEW ANGEL TODAY. OUR GOOD FUREND NOSEY. SHE WAS ONE OF OUR FIRST FRIENDS AND THOUGH SHE HAD A NICE LONG LIFE, DIDN'T WE SAY NO MORE ANGELS? NOW WE HAVE HER AND WALLY. I HOPE DUCHESS REBOUNDS. SOUNDS LIKE SHE DID LAST NIGHT. AND 3 MISSING KITTIES. THIS MUST STOP. WHAT SAY WE HAVE A FLY ABOUT LOOKING FOR THEM AND SPRINKLE SOME ANGEL DUST TO MAKE SURE THEY GET HOME SAFE? WELL GOTTA RUN! I BROUGHT SOME GOO GOO CLUSTER MOONPIES WITH NUT BUTTER SHAKES! HAVE A FAB DAY! SEE YA AT THE RINK! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/17/2015 12:36.17 PM Report This Comment
Love A Tree Today! 5-16-15
Unless you're caught in the rough. Then it's a little hard to enjoy the forest. Luvbug(45/9) sounds like he's ready for a little fun at the swimmin' hole. Maybe tie a rope on a high tree limb and swing out over the water. Bombs away!

Mallow(54/9) is having a great time at the Headless Chicken Festival, getting ready for the Headless 5K run. Be careful your headless self doesn't run into a tree! How can you SEE with no head??

Oh now, Miss Mudcat(64/10) has a wonderful love of trees, especially the mighty oak, from which whiskey barrels are made! *snicker*

Looks like PD Budd(59/14) and Miss Toes are practicing their dealing for tomorrow. No fair! They prefers to appreciate the smaller "trees" that put the malt in malt whiskey. But UBB will probably be mentioning some birds in the trees in his daily blog. Gee, sounds like a line from a musical. "Every little breeze..."

And everyone's favorite bully Bee Gee(53/8) is celebrating the Gherkin Tree by using her little pickle to putt. (Good thing Steve's not here to hear that!)

Small crowd today. Everybody else must be at the horse races. So, how did the putters perform
1st - Bee Gee by a nose, 8.
2nd - Dead heat, Luvbug & Mallow, 9.
3rd - Mudcat, 10. Picking up acorns so you can grow your own whiskey barrels? I don't think it works like that.

~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
But what if it did?

Oh no! Last minute late entry! Ana(60/6), if you had been a minute sooner you would have won! It's okay, we'll still let you buy the house a round!
`

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

05/16/2015 03:57.04 PM Report This Comment
Hey Mallow!
No kitting! We are pretty sure Little Miss was dumped because she was a mom-to-be. And Bonnie, well.... None of that "hanky-panky" here any more! Now if mom could only teach dad to stop wanting to adopt every cat he sees in town!

Oh, I hope we didn't miss the whole Headless Mike Festival! If he were still alive I'm SURE mom would be willing to let him have one of our chickens' heads. She's so thoughtful that way. *snicker* All aboard the Chicken Choo Choo, last stop, Fruita, CO. We can nibble chicken nuggets on the way. Which part of the chicken is that, by the way? Do girl chickens have nuggets too, or just the boys? *cackle* Oh, I am full of it today!

Bee Gee
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

05/16/2015 01:52.00 PM Report This Comment
HEY MJ!
HEY GIRL! SORRY I DIDN'T GET MY LAST NIGHT! THE DAY JUST WHIZZED BY AND BEFORE YA KNOW IT, IT'S SUPPER TIME, THEN BEDTIME. MOMS EYES WERE RUNNING LIKE NIAGARA FALLS LAST NIGHT. NIAGARA FALLS??? SLOOWLY I TURN, STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH! OH DUH!! MOM JUST NOTICED I WAS WRITING ON MY VERY OWN BLOG PAGE! DUH...YA BIG GOOF, GRACIE!

BLUE GAGALICIOUS LAYER CAKE? WHERE...WHERE? DID I MISS SOMETHING? OH HEY! THERE'S MIKEY THE HEALESS CHICKEN DOWN THERE!! HEY BUDDY, I GUESS HE DIDNT LISTEN TO THE DOORMOUSE WHEN HE TOLD HIM "KEEP YOUR HEAD", HUH? PAYS TO LISTEN BUT IF HE HAD HIS HEAD, HE MIGHT NOT HAVE FOUND FAME AND FORTUNE, RIGHT? SO I GOTTA SEE THIS HEAR CAKE THAT THE BIKER CHICKS COULD DO BETTER. AND THEN HAVE A BIG CORNER PIECE! UNLESS IT'S ROUND.

YOUR MOM FOUND MR. DITHERS IN THE CHICKEN SUIT?? THE FUNNY OLD GOAT. USUALLY HE'S SO STUFFY AND DAGWOOD IS THE GOOFBALL! ROLL REVERSAL CAN BE A FUN THING. OH HAPPY VICTORIA DAY TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! ARE THERE FESTIVITIES, A PARADE AND MAYBE FOOD BOOTHS? YEP, OUR LONG MEMORIAL DAY, KICKING OFF THE BEGINNING OF SUMMER, IS NEXT WEEK. THIS MEANS KIDS OUTTA SCHOOL SOON, BUT I THINK THEY STILL HAVE A COUPLE WEEKS AFTER MEMORIAL DAY.

OH JOY!! YOUR BIRTHDAY PAWTY ON THE 30TH, FOLLOWED JUST A FEW DAYS LATER WITH THE FULL STRAWBERRY MOON! TIME FOR THE PINK LIMO AND THE MOON SHORTS!! YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH OUR COUNTRY LOVES YOU MJ, TO HAVE A HOLIDAY JUST FOR YOU! MALLOWMORIAL DAY! A DAY TO ROAST MALLOWS, WEAR MALLOW FLOWERS IN OUR HAIR LIKE THE HIPPIE CHICKS WE ARE AND THE RIDE THE MALLOW TOUR BUS ALL AROUND MALLOWOOD BAY!

AND OF COURSE YOU UPCOMING CROSSAVERSARY, BUT WE'LL MAKE IT A FUN ONE. AND YOU COMING ANNIVERSARY! THE MOONPIE FESTIVAL AND STURGIS. MY BUT WE'LL BE BUSY LITTLE BEAVERS! THAT WAS A PRETTY FUN POKER ON THE PINTO NIGHT LAST NIGHT, DONTCHA THINK? I INVITED UBB, PD BUDD AND GTT TO COME AND JOIN US AND MAKE A BEACH HUT FOR THEMSELVES. I THINK THEY'D HAVE A GOOD TIME ON THE PINTO. I LOVED YOUR PLAYING CARD WITH CHICKENS ON THEM! ESPECIALLY THE JOKER CHICKEN AND THE ACE OF FEATHERS, THE QUEEN OF BEAKS, THE JACK OF FARTS!! MOL!

AND THE BIG BUCKET OF COLONEL MIKEY'S HEADLESS CHICKEN WINGS WERE QUITE THE TREAT! GOOD THING HE KEPT HIS WINGS!! WELL GOTTA RUN! I BROUGHT SOME CHICK-FIL-A MOONPIES WITH CHICKENTINIS! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/16/2015 11:57.41 AM Report This Comment
Hairballz Schedule
May 17th-23rd
Mojo CC- A..Beast FB


May 24th-30th
K. Winston CC- A. K. Mali FB

May 31st-June 6th
Zoe Monique CC-Talley FB

June7th-13th
Maggie Meme CC-Kali FB

June 14th-20th
Q. Lola CC- A. Mallow FB

June 21st-27th
Coco CC-CyndeeFB

June 28th-July 4th
Kali CC- Maggie Meme FB

July 5th-11th
A. Beast CC- Mojo FB

July 12th-18th
Talley CC-Mali FB

July 19th-25th
Coco CC- Q. Lola FB

July 26th- Aug 1st
K. Winston CC- Maggie Meme FB

Come visit me, Zoe Monique, On the road again.......

05/16/2015 10:19.14 AM Report This Comment
Hey A Mallow
Did anyone catch the license number of that Delorean (?)? He stole my wings and you DO NOT steal my wings!
Oh yeah, we'll smoke 'em for sure in the peeps contest. Especially with Steve on our team. They'll think we brought in a ringer, MOL.
Love,
Q. Angel Sakura

Come visit me, Q. A. Sakura~Honoring All Who Served, Thank You!.

05/16/2015 10:00.35 AM Report This Comment
5.15.15 Lucky Numbers!
Wonderful Long Drive Day!! Loads of Pizza available for everycat at the bar. Heinekat on tap but N-Gin (60) brought in freshly stirred -- not shaken (too much) Rabbitinis. Not sure if they go with pizza, but those tiny gold fish crackers covered in halibut hash go good with the tinis/
A. Mallow is getting her tour together and thinks she's heading out along I-51 on this 5-15-15 to find the mysterious headless chicken(s) in Fruita- (caka) Colorado. She'll have to detour at the Cart Barn first. After she got so excited she was running around like a chicken with his head cut off and she forgot to post her score.
The wonderful Luvbug (47) had drizzly rain today... sorry. But he looks charming in his straw hat. The bull horn on his cart is a tad over the top, ya think? Both Steve and Mimi whacked solid 52's today. Steve has declared himself the "Great Endangered Orange Cat" and therefore, he deserves his own pizza pawty... any excuse. JC gave Mimi a ride to the links on the handle bars of his bike And they wore their straw hats, too. What a Day! for cuteness! They are Specially celebrating Love Your Police People Day. Smooches all around!
Ana/Sandy Would have been in the Cart Barn with that 35. Brrr.
UBB (43) wonders who wants to bike to work when you can play all day? Who works? Tucker & Dot (51) sure don't. But they win the prize for selecting the right number to score on a five and a one (51) day. Congratulations! You win a pizza with extra cheese and a six pack of Heinekat.
Another ardent pizza lover, BeeGee (45) ordered all 45 toppings but needed extra help getting it back home. Better than 45 headless chickens any day.
Today's best score goes to N-Gin (60). Someone moved her secretary to another time zone today. Which one, do you know yet? And she has so much trouble with that secretary in her own time zone.

Wins and Losses the Long Drive Furiday:
1st - the cool Rabbitinis queen- Engine (60)
2nd - tie goes to Steve and Mimi (52)
3rd - Tuck & Dot (51)-- the right number
Cart Barn for A. Mallow- Fruitacaka trip postpostponed, Sorry.

Happy Day from your Furiday commenter, PD Budd
**************************::)

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd (UBB)... 5.23.15, Gracie T-t, Spring without UBB, Goff Furiends & Families, PD Budd, It's Spring & the 2 Budd's -njoying Life.

05/15/2015 01:36.03 PM Report This Comment
Hey A Mallow
Sure I can! You know how well the castle staff run things so it's simple. :) I wonder if I can find a chicken costume small enough. Maybe I'll do a Marty McFly costume with a chicken head mask. MOL!
Love,
Q. Angel Sakura

Come visit me, Q. A. Sakura~Honoring All Who Served, Thank You!.

05/15/2015 10:55.46 AM Report This Comment
*putt,putt,putt*
*beep-beep*. I have this baby ALL kind of road ready,waiting for adventure. The Stevooter is BACK! Ok,so maybe this fine machine has been hut kept all winter(you do NOT think I would put this gem in a garage,do you???) Ready for the Spring's first great ride that I probably won't remember after several days of running around in a chicken costume and doing chicken dances til I molt. Now I kind of get how you feel.Minus the chicken feet thing. You don't have chicken feet,do you? I noticed you could do with a good pedicure,but if I start seeing scaly feet,I'm outta here! Maybe I can pick up some chicks :)

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline til Tuesday & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline til Tuesday.

05/15/2015 12:43.50 AM Report This Comment
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