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HEY MALLOW!!
GOSH I THOUGHT THAT LOOKED THE THE HIBISCUS LIKE I WEAR IN MY FUR SOMETIMES!! OH IT'S VERY MASCULINE IN THAT RING. OJ WILL LOOK SOOO DREAMY WEARING IT! I JUST ADORE YOUR MATCHING HIBISCUS BIKINI & BOARD SHORTS! WHAT SAY WE GET HIM A COOL ALOHA SHIRT WITH COCONUT TREES, HIBISCUS AND SURFERS ON IT?? HE'LL BE SMOKIN' HOT IN THAT!

WELL YOUNG LADY, IM GLAD YOU TWO ARE TAKING YOUR TIME AND JUST LETTIN' THINGS GO WHERE THEY WILL! YOU'RE BOUND TO END UP IN PARADISE EVENTUALLY! AND YES YOU ARE, THE MELLOW MALLOW WHIP!! MELLOW YELLOW MALLOW! OH NO! NOT YELLOW....GREY/WHITE! WHAT AM I THINKING? IT MUST BE PAST MY BEDTIME!

WE SAW BJ ARRIVING AT HIS NEW HOME ON FB LAST NIGHT!! YAY FOR SPARKY'S MOM!! DID BITSY & MARIA GET SAVED??? WE HAVE ALL PAWS CROSSED! ALL THESE CAT FOLKS ARE JUST THE BEST!!! WELL, GIRL, GOTTA RUN! SWEET DREAMS! LUVYA A.Q.GRACIE ♥

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05/20/2013 11:27.07 PM

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Mallow
Sorry that it's taking my secretary so very long to catch me up. Hard to find good help these days. I still cannot get over the Headless Chicken festival, hate I missed that! Well, mom and dad got back home over the weekend and we were glad to see 'em but I believe that mom was the one most excited--it's tough for her to sleep without five or six of us piled on top of her at bedtime...MOL. The first night at home, mom didn't get any sleep at all 'cause if it wasn't Beaker nudging her chin, then it was Felix trying to make a turbin out of himself on mom's head. She didn't even get mad 'cause she really missed us too. Hope this trip cured her for a long time. How was your weekend? I love your new profile picture by they way.. OJ likes living on the edge, doesn't he? Happy Monday.

meows and purrs

Engine

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05/20/2013 05:08.44 PM

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And...
where to find wild mallows? In the marshes... thus: marshmallow!!
Purrs,
Uncle Buddy

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05/20/2013 05:06.26 PM

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Hi Mallow
KA 2nd round schedule
5/17 TIMS @ KA
5/22 TIMS @ KA
5/22 KA @ TIMS
5/24 KA @ TIMS
5/26 TIMS @ KA (if necessary)
5/29 KA @ TIMS (if necessary)
5/31 TIMS @ KA (if necessary)
pawhugs, K.Shadow

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05/20/2013 05:03.00 PM

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Hey Mallow
That tarantula mom has was already "tame" when she inherited it, and she really has no idea who tamed it or how. But she could pick him right up without ay problems. He (she?) wasn't really big, about 3 inches long total, including hairy legs. It was a Rose Hair tarantula.

Its name was "Bug". She used to laugh about it. When she would drop some crickets into his aquarium, if one happened to run past one of his legs, he'd lift his legs all up as if he was going, "Eeek! A bug!" She used to say Bug was afraid of his food. :)

Yeah, mom used to bring all kinds of live things home when she was a kid, too. It really was a case of, "Look what I found!" "Is it ALIVE??" Most times she could keep whatever it was, but her folks drew the line at the couple snakes she brought home. :(

~Hot Rod~

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05/20/2013 04:25.15 PM

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Hey Mallow
I like your new pic. Hope you had a relaxing weekend, we sure did. Things mom has been working on non-stop are falling into a good place. Nothing is ever easy especially with insurance stuff. Getting back to the basics finally. Here’s my votey for you. Wishing you a luving evening filled with cuddles & purrs, xoxo Chloe

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05/20/2013 02:19.50 PM

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HEY MALLOW!
HEY WHIP! HOW'S IT GOING TODAY? OH NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I CAN SEE THAT MALLOW FLOWER IN THE MIDDLE! AND BY JINGO, DOESN'T IT LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A HIBISCUS!! OJ IS GONNA BE SO HANDSOME IN THAT! IS IT A PROMISE RING, TOO?
I LOVE YOUR PURPLE PROMISE RING FROM OJ. YOU GUYS WILL BE APPROACHING THE ALTER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT! OOOPS, DIDN'T MEANT TO BE GETTIN' AHEAD OF MYSELF, THERE!

I SURE HOPE ID BE AMONGST THE FIRST TO KNOW IF THE RING PROGRESSES TO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS! I THINK YOU'RE WELL ON YOUR WAY...BABY STEPS, DONTCHA KNOW? I LIKE TO THINK IM ALREADY PART OF THE FAMILY! MOM JUST CHECKED FB/CC BUT NO NEWS. DID YOU SEE RUSTY'S NEW PHOTO AND VIDEO? TOO CUTE!

THAT'S PRETTY PAWSOME THAT THE CRASH TEST DUMMIE SURVIVED THE IN THE BATHTUB WITH HIS BOMB BLANKIE! CRAZY STUFF, HUH? DO YOU GUYS EVER WATCH "1000 WAYS TO DIE" ON SPIKE? REALLY CRAZY SHOW! MY MOM LOVES IT. TRUE STORIES AND STRANGER THAN FICTION! WELL, GIRL GOTTA RUN! I LEFT MOONPIES AND BUBBLE-UP ON MIKEYS PAGE!! HAVE A GREAT DAY! LUVYA A.Q.GRACIE ♥

WE THOUGHT THE ANNOUNCEMENT LAST NIGHT AT HOCKEY WAS JUST SUPER!! I COULD HEAR WHISKERS KNEES A'KNOCKING BEFORE HE POPPED THE QUESTION!! DID THEY DELETE ALL THE DRAMA WHEN YOU GOT BACK, OR DID YOU GET IN ON THAT DUMB ACTION? IT WAS SO SAD TO HEAR THAT MIKKI MIGHT BE CROSSING THE BRIDGE TODAY. MOM HASN'T TALKED TO AUNTIE
SUSIE YET TODAY. WE LEFT MIKKI A NOTE ON FB/CC LAST NIGHT TO JUST BE COMFY TIL HER TIME COMES. MOM IS REALLY GLAD SHE GOT TO KNOW HER THE LAST THREE YEARS.
SHE IS SUCH A SWEET KITTY!

05/20/2013 01:47.12 PM

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CS 5-20-2013
Backyard extreme games week! OK, so maybe using extreme is a little…extreme, but that’s how we roll at CS! Before I go further, a big round of applause for B&O-as they need to leave us for a bit. Poor Bouie is on the ill side, and family does come first. Group air hug, we will miss them!
I’m in first TRYING to promote water safety with my 66,but will you listen?? NOOOOO!!
Wait, wait…who is THIS! Tucker, here early??? Tuck is behind me with a 60 and his blinged out Hover Cart. Now we know how to roll him out of bed-with a new toy! So jealous.
Mudcat Mimi is close behind with her 69. Looks like she has abandoned rowing for hovering with Tucker. J.C. thanks you for that I’m sure.
Who’s that??? Covered in fog is Sandy/Ana with a 56. Careful girls,your dripping water on the weenies-pawty foul!
Breezing in next is My Fairway Lady Lili trying her best not to trip in some wild get-up, complete with a parasol and a dinner plate on her head. Ohhhhhh…that’s a hat, that LOOKS like a dinner plate. Lili (you’re a good girl, you are) brought her 70 out to play today.
UBB is doing some hovering of his own, around the snack wagon. He brings a 57,and a big bib today :)
B&O, *sigh* a 73. A short farewell to our southern influence til summer is over. You WILL be back; we know where to find you…
Engine is closing in around the obstacle courses with a 64 in her Weenie Wagon full of…what is THAT! Salmon sliders and batwing chips! Why, I haven’t had a batwing chip in like…never! She is feeling cart envy today. No worries Engine, Tuck gots the Hover, you’ve got the batwings! No comparison! Before you all think I’m nuts, Engine DID leave a blog this morning…I saw it-then it went POOF! I don’t make these things up!
BG arrives fully padded in anticipation of extreme getting too extreme. She brought a 42?? A 42?? That’s not extreme! Re-do! Don’t anger her today; I heard she is a Wiccan. I mean a wicket!!! A wicket! Why would I EVER accuse her of being a witch-OOPS :)
Duck!!!! Mallow arrives with a 45 and a bad spitten aim. Hope she doesn’t spit like she golfs!
Little Armani and Miss Chloe arrive all bright eyed with a 59. They enjoyed quiet time at home this weekend. What’s that????
Winners!!
First: Kills me to say it, but Wiccan BG with 42
Second: Spitten Mallow with 45
Third: In a fog Ana/Sandy with 56
Losers!
Awwwwww…I can’t do it…B&O. We can’t make them do carts! We’ll skip right over them to Lili with 70, and Mimi with 69. Good luck in the cart barn Mimi, Lili wants to dance all night!
Everyone else-extreme eating!

~S~

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05/20/2013 01:43.42 PM

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Look what I found!
What Does Name "Mallow" Mean
You might be not a leader but will carry on for others. You have psychic power. You may have to carry burdens in this life, but there is no one who bears the cross more bravely and with so little complaint. You have a receptive nature and may bear burdens for others because of the sacrificial aspects of this vibration. You are pragmatic, thorough, strong-willed, practical and often closemouthed and inarticulate and stubborn. You can be very spiritual, but often bond to materialism. You are hard working, often martyr to duty, but might as well be undisciplined and lazy. You like home and security above all. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it. If A is the first vowel and there are two A's in the entire name, you are a clear thinker. If A is the first vowel and there are more than three A's, you can be egotistical, cynical and even critical.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.

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05/20/2013 09:49.53 AM

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Oh Zefimallow!
No wonder you need that strong wind! Uh...oh....you speak British don't you...Yipes! I think your pawrents named you very well, little Swamp Rose! Me, I am either mama's right hand cat, an upper, or an unwanted visitor to the Jersey Shore. I wonder, why do tourist towns hate tourists so much? Humans are weird. Purrs - Bennie

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05/20/2013 09:46.47 AM

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Hi Dame Mallow!
Thanks for the concatulations to me and Talley on our engagement! We are two happy kitties!

The outside kitties were on edge this morning, as was Mom when she opened the garage and smelled skunk! My Mom got out her flashlight and tennis racket and went out walking along the street, to hopefully scare it away if the skunk was still nearby. Thank goodness the coast was clear. Not sure what Mom would have done if she had run into the skunk. :( Whitey and Orangie ate fine; everyone just seemed a bit nervous.

I left a vote dear furiend with purrs and hugs.

CATS AND FOOD

You will find that feeding a cat is no easy task
What's the big problem you may well ask
Just open a tin and feed them from that
It is obvious my friend you don't own a cat
When outside they will eat a fly or a mouse
But things soon change when they dine in the house
Your fridge might be full of meat, poultry and fish
But what do you put in your fussy Cat’s dish
For to keep a Cat fed we beg, steal and borrow
Because what we give them today they won't want TOMORROW.
- by Mike O'Brien

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05/20/2013 09:34.09 AM

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You know Weeds....
If OJ would just pull up a little tighter on those front straps..... MOL! What,I was going to say you both would be all nice and snug and secure! Swear! What are you doing in the sky anyways...its boating safety week. I figured you and your buddies at the Coast Guard would be bonding this week. A little poker and handcuffs for old times sake :)

XOXO~S~

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05/20/2013 01:02.13 AM

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Hi Mallow & the Hairballz Riders
Thank you so much for stopping by yesterday to wish me a Happy Birthday!! I really appreciate the Birthday wishes and I was nicely surprised to find myself in the COTD winner's frame this morning. I've had such a great couple of days, and I have you and all my other friends to thank for that!! Hugs and Purrs, Wally

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05/19/2013 08:54.02 PM

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I do agree with that sentiment, Dame Mallow!
For every birthday, a party. For every party, more party! MOL!! Hugs, Sasha and the Zoo Crew

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05/19/2013 05:46.52 PM

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Host schedule
Wed May 22 EAsy
Fri May 24 MALLOW
SUN MAy 26 BARNEY
WED May 29 himmel
Friday May 31 Shadow

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05/19/2013 05:46.16 PM

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HEY MALLOW WHIP!
HEY GIRL! MAYBE HEADLESS MIKE THE CHICKEN HAD A FEEDING TUBE! EVER THINK OF THAT? HOW SCARY WOULD THAT BE TO BE SUCKED UP IN A TUBE? BETTER THAN BEING EATEN. BUT THEN AGAIN, CHICKEN DON'T HAVE TEETH, DO THEY? HOW DO THEY CHEW? IVE HEARD THAT PHRASE, SOMETHING ABOUT BEING AS RARE AS HEN'S TEETH? MAKES ME WONDER.

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE ABOUT MIKEY THE CAT GOING AROUND WITH NO HEAD! THE HEADLESS CATMAN! HOW WAS OJ'S FIRST LESSON OUT IN FRUITA? I HEAR YOU TWO WERE NIPPIN' AT YOUR POCKET FLASKS. WHAT WAS IN THERE? RED-RUMS OR STRAIGHT HOOTCH?

WHAT??? THE MALLOW FLOWER IS ALSO AN INVASIVE WEED? THAT CAN'T BE TRUE! DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALSO IN THE COTTON AND OKRA FAMILY? WHO KNEW! MOM EATS OKRA EVERY DAY! AND WEARS COTTON, TOO! I ALSO SEE ON GOOGLE THAT IT'S ONE OF THE EARLIEST PLANTS AND THEY CALL IT A LOVELY FLOWER! TAKE THAT....INVASIVE WEED! ALSO CONSIDERED ORNAMENTAL AND THE LEAVES OF THE MALLOW PLANT CAN BE SUSTITUTED FOR LETTUCE!! ALWAYS ROOM FOR A FEW MORE FUN FACTS, HUH? THANK YOU GOOGLE!

OH MY MY MY!! A COLON CLEANSE? I WOULDN'T WANNA BE YOU ON THAT DAY! NYUK NYUK!! REALLY? THE MYTHBUSTERS TRIED TO OLD IRON TUB OUT? I THINK YOU PROBABLY NEED THAT BOMB BLANKET TOO! HOW ABOUT IN L/W 3 WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO DEFUSE THE BOMB AND THE CAT JUMPS ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR! GRAB THE CAT! GRAB THE CAT! THOSE JUST HAVE TO BE SOME OF THE BEST MOVIES.....EVER!!

WELL, GIRL, GOTTA RUN! HOCKEY IN TWO MINUTES! I LEFT MOONPIES AND SHAKES OVER ON MIKEYS PAGE!! HAVE A GREAT DAY! SEE YA AT THE RINK! LUVYA A.Q.GRACIE ♥

P.S. HEY COOL RING!! BEAUTIFUL RING? NOW WHO COULD THAT BE FROM AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????

05/19/2013 04:57.26 PM

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Brutal recap! 5-19-13
Ugh, these Sunday recaps are SUCH heavy lifting! I think there are all of FIVE members here today. I hope I can make it through this without a mistake....

First out and stuck in the middle of Lake Mimi without a paddle is herself with a 61. Maybe you can tie one of those wieners to each leg and use them for water wings to paddle ashore. Not going for it huh?

Celebrating something only he could get enthusiastic about is Steve, giving us his best May Ray Day cheesy grin and hitting a 64. He does have a point about the hover cart though.

Engine has managed to extricate herself from the clutches of hug-happy mom to knock in a soggy 62. No, no competition for the food cart from the hover cart. Food is food, hover is hover.

Mallow is craving Roast Beast Biscuits. And she brought her own dessert too - Devil's food cake. Beast? Devil? Mallow, should we start worrying? Although you aren't scaring anybody with that 52.

Last in line is Bee Gee, foregoing chicken heads in favor of the slightly less aerodynamic but weightier Barbie head, she also bangs one for a 52. And without any beastly devils, I might add. Just sayin'.

And the winners are:

1st - Tie, Mallow and Bee Gee. Devils and chicken heads. Maybe we SHOULD start worrying....
2nd - Mimi, 61. Did the wiener water wings help any?
3rd - Engine - 62. You don't happen to have a recipe calling for chicken heads and wiener wings?

Oh boy, if there had been just ONE more tie, there would be no one to do cart duty today. As it is, poor Steve will be on his own out there. Be brave. I think most of the scary crawly things are actually in your closet! :)

~~~Toby~~~
Never been
~a golfer~

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05/19/2013 03:15.54 PM

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Hi Sis Mallow
You are NOT an obnoxous weed, silly girl. And you are not chinese so you cannot be considered being a "colon cleanser". You are a beautiful, crazy, exciting, loveable, independent, fun-loving, clever, intelligent, woman. I am very proud of you just like you are and happy that we are related. Steve sucks and I don't believe a word he says. He's nuts (although a charming one).

Yes, I'm so excited about what we both know...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hugs & Love,
Sis Dolly

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05/19/2013 11:48.41 AM

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Oh Mallow
I need to tell you mom is heading down to Grandpas to spend the night and tomorrow with him, without the family. So Dean and Anderson will be bringing me to the rink. Mom might peek in but wouldn't be able to make me meow or greet everyone.

Have a great day! More hugs!

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05/19/2013 09:32.49 AM

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Hey Mallow!
LOVE the bikini with the mallow flowers, it looks so Hawaiian! You are rockin' it gurlfurriend! I'll be hitting that same shop, I am on the Hawaiian trip with Q Cherish too. I have the suite with the two HDTVs so we can watch Bruins and Blackhawks both.

HEY you should see me with my Halloween tail, I'm a Foxy Lady! Can't decide if this smelly thing is dangerous or not. Thought it was dead for a while today but turns out it needs a lot of naps. I went to rub on mom's leg today and she had IT on her LAP! EWWWW! Dog germs! It's small now but mom is telling me to make furriends with her while she's small cause she could get a little bigger, she's a German Shepherd. I hope those don't get too big but I have a bad feeling. I always liked my big doggie who passed away so mom thinks I will learn to like this one. Hope so.

Have a great day! Big hugs!

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05/19/2013 09:26.22 AM

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Hi Dame Mallow!
Wow, what a great new profile picture of you and O.J. falling for each other!

Talley and I are going to announce it at the hockey games tonight, but I have to tell you - I asked her to marry me and she said YES! I almost fainted! We haven't set a date yet, but when we do you'll be one of the first to know. I'm doing a happy dance right now!

I hope to see you at the games tonight! Purrs and hugs to you sweet kitty.

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05/19/2013 08:03.29 AM

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A Word With Whiskers – May 19
6 TAX DEDUCTIONS YOUR CATS CAN CLAIM FOR NEXT YEAR - (from catster.com)
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Cats love to take advantage of anything that might work in their favor. What if they could file taxes and claim deductions? You better believe they'd be all over that. What exactly would they claim? We've got some ideas.

1. Therapy deduction -
Cats should be able to claim monies paid for any therapy occurring as a result of having to wear silly outfits. The deductions would substantially increase for those felines whose shame is shared via social media outlets. In case of an audit, they must save all receipts and screenshots of photos shared online.

2. Energy-savings deduction -
Masters at conserving energy, cats would get to reap the benefits of helping save the planet. They'd log their sleep hours and, using a specialized formula, claim accordingly. There would also be a unique tax credit for cats who log a certain number of hours while lying in a sun puddle. It would be called the Solar Cat Tax Credit.

3. Charitable donations deduction -
Kitties are excellent gift givers. They drop toys into our empty shoes, leave expired creatures at the back door, and greet our bare morning feet with cold piles of vomity hairballs. It's about time they received credit for those charitable donations!

4. Casualty deduction -
Unfortunately, cats must deal with a multitude of casualties each year, primarily lost toys. Balls are batted under the refrigerator, cloth mice are drowned in the water bowl, and feathered birdies are ripped to shreds. Mourning the loss of vanished toys is tough, but the load can feel a lot lighter when they can write those losses off and experience true closure.

5. Entertainment deduction -
It takes a lot of energy to entertain humans. Cats subject themselves to a fair amount of embarrassment in order to please the human with the can opener. As a way to help them feel their hours of performing for humans are not in vain, an entertainment deduction would be available to kitties.

6. Paid interest deduction -
Sometimes cats just want to sleep, birdwatch, or curl up and stare at a bug on the screen door. However, humans may have other ideas: "Kitty, kitty! Come sit on my lap!" The human is the bringer of the food, and so cats sometimes placate her whims. They really should receive credit for showing interest when really they'd rather flick their tail and go back to sleep. And most times, they do just that -- some deductions just aren't worth it.
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05/19/2013 07:58.58 AM

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Hi Mallow!
Or do I call you Rosie now? MOL A swamp flower is just the thing for you. Guess that's where "marsh" mallow came from? Wow! You are ferocious wind and a candy and a wild swampy rose flower. That's lots of identities. You want s'more? Purrs - Bennie

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05/19/2013 06:43.41 AM

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OMG...
You weren't kidding-there IS a mallow flower! Hahahaha! Cracked me up when it said it was an invasive weed,and the Chinese use it for colon cleansing! THAT'S what I need! You can be the Queen of Colon :) OH...this is a good one!!!!

XOXO~S~

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05/19/2013 05:32.06 AM

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a vote for you
sandy just back from an early morning walk vote! janet enjoyed it and it helped her to wake up a bit more as she was still very tired when she got up and still has to get cc done before breakfast a little less than an hour from now. sandy,ana,haley,angels

sports day tuesday

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05/19/2013 02:07.57 AM

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Hi Mallow,
Well, I checked out Mike the Headless Chicken on the web. It appears to be true! Thanks for the T-shirt...I'm sure Mom will wear it often....teehee
Meows, Purrs, a kitty kiss, and a vote, Ammie

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05/18/2013 07:34.10 PM

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Hey, Mallow!
Yep, you're right! Headless chickens! Evie has a '56 Ford Fairlane? Very cool! Those cars are real classics, expensive classics!
Many purrs, Neelix

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05/18/2013 06:44.41 PM

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Headless Chicken Award
Okay... I see the tee shirt. I believe you, really... now what?
Purrs,
UBB

05/18/2013 06:43.06 PM

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HEY MALLOW!
HOORAY FOR OJ!! OH JOY! OH HEY THAT COULD BE HIS NICKNAME....O.JOY! I BET HIS TUMMY IS RUMBLY WHAT WITH ALL THOSE CHICKEN WINGS DOWN THERE. HOPE HE DIDN'T EAT THE BONES. AND TEQUILA! LIKE MOM SAYS...IT'LL KILLYA, THAT TEKEELA. SHE HAD WAY TOO MUCH WAY BACK WHEN AND COULD NEVER EVEN SMELL THE STUFF AGAIN WITHOUT WANTING TO HURL!

OH THAT WOULD SUCK TO HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN EATING YOU, OR OJ. IF IT WAS MIKE THE HEADLESS CHICKEN, WE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO CUZ HE HAS NO MOUTH. OH HEY I LOVE YOUR MALLOW FLOWER BIKINI WITH THE BANDEAU TOP! SO TROPICAL! DOES OJ HAVE SOME COOL MALLOW FLOWERED BOARD SHORTS?

OH GEE, WHATEVER CAN THIS BE THAT MIKEY HAS UP HIS PAW? WE WILL MOST DEF BE AT HOCKEY TOMORROW! MOM CAUGHT UP IN HER LAZINESS TODAY, WATCHING ALL THREE LETHAL WEAPONS MOVIES IN A ROW! HAVE A GREAT EVENING! LUVYA A.Q.GRACIE ♥

05/18/2013 06:32.59 PM

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Thanks for the birthday wishes, Mallow
and Rainbow Riders. It was very sweet of you to come by. Hugs, Sasha and the Zoo Crew

05/18/2013 06:07.26 PM

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Hiya Mallow
We are still scratching our heads about that crazy chicken. Guess he wasn't much for conversation either. MOL. Hope you have a fun evening planned. We are just enjoying the quiet & serenity tonight. DVR missed us :)
Leaving you with our Caturday vote. Warmest hugs & fluttery purrs, Chloe & Armani

Come visit me, Armani (COTD 02/25/13 thanx) & Miss Chloe (COTD 4/15/13 Thanks).

05/18/2013 04:22.00 PM

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Hey Mallow!
OMG I was named after a flower? Well kinda I guess.....but sis named me Lily short for Lilith, demon of the darkness. YEP I can be a demon.

Anyway Mallow. I had no idea it was a flower and you are named after a swamp rose? Sounds pretty cool! Mom googled Swamp Rose Marsh Mallow and they are real pretty.

OH look at your T Shirt, I didn't see that earlier, I was on mom's cell phone and mom's eyes don't always work too well.

Oh Mallow you cannot believe what the pawrents and sis brought home today. Groan....it smells and it yips and it's 8 weeks old. What *is* mom thinking? Her nurturing disorder has gone into hyperdrive. Sheesh, she seems fond of the disgusting little baby beast. Think I will stay in hiding.

Have a great evening! Big hugs!

Come visit me, ♦♦ Q Lily ♦♦ & ♦Lily's Memory Page♦.

05/18/2013 04:21.58 PM

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No dirty dishes! 5-18-13
As if any of us care, actually. Since either our moms or Engine are in charge of clean up. We're in charge of "mess up". :)

Up putting early this morning in the cold is Ana, with a chilling 38 and a putt of 11. Rowing in right behind her is Mimi with J.C. at the helm, delivering a 61 and a putt of 7.

Tucker claims to be heading in the right direction for once, with a 51 and a putt of 6. Paddling along with Mimi's row boat is water boy Steve with a 57 and a pretty lousy putt of 12. Sloshing and galoshing to the Mudmobile with her mud pies, Engine hits a 61 for a putt of 7.

Coming into the clubhouse for a game of pool after his sunny/cold combo of 38 for 11, UBB heads to the basement to look for any remaining Cat Daniels. Bee Gee decides to hit up the vending machines for some Reeses after her dismal 48, and a putt of 12. "Hit" is a figure of speech, Bee Gee....

Mallow rolls her soggy 52 across the green, kicking up those little golf ball rooster tails, for a putt of 7. And finally Bart is stunning in bright green water-wear (does that mean 'raincoat'?) and leaves a 63, for a putt of 9, with the scorer.

And now for the winners:

1st - Tucker, 6. No doubt about it, that's the right direction.
2nd - 3-way tie, Mimi, Engine, and Mallow. And you guys don't even live anywhere NEAR each other!
3rd - Bart, 9. It's the green. How can you lose wearing "putting" green?

O-M-G!! I don't want to be the one to say this, but it looks like Steve and Bee Gee will be on cart duty tonight. It's a good thing tomorrow is Sunday. I doubt there will be a lot of carts in operational condition!

Oh! Speaking of carts, everyone cast your eyes on the bottom of the page and see Tucker's hover cart that we've all heard so much about but we finally just got a picture of. Way cool! Now everyone will want one. Except Engine! Hahhaa!

~Hot Rod~
Depressed
about the
Preakness

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05/18/2013 03:56.23 PM

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Hi Mallow it's Talley,
I'm so Happy, I have to tell someone! Whiskers asked me to Marry him! and I said Yes! We'll be announcing it at the games tomorrow night and there will be a special Menu and Cake. Oh my goodness, I'm so excited!

Come visit me, Talley COTD 01/02/2009, Ms Murphy COTD July 6th 2009, Angel Lucy-Fur COTD 10 18 2008, Pete COTM March 2011, Angel Maggie COTD March 7, 2013, Raven COTD 5/6/2009 & Angel Sylvia Seville (COTD June 12 2008).

05/18/2013 03:14.40 PM

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Hi Mallow it's Talley,
I'll be glad to lead the Hairballz this week and I can start Sunday. We also need to talk about you being available to pilot the Royal Helicopter during The coronation activites and after. Our King-to-be has some very ambitious plans for a special activity during his reign.
Oh by the way, I laughed so hard at Mike's discussion of Mike the headless chicken that I blew water through my nose. (that really hurts)
Purrs, Your fellow Hairballz,
Talley

05/18/2013 11:47.45 AM

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HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! GREAT IDEA TO HAVE A DUEL FLOWER MOON PAWTIE!! AND MALLOW-LILY CENTREPIECES!! YOU TWO WOULD COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER BEAUTIFULLY! OK THAT'S ALL SET! HEY OUR FULL MOON PAWTY IS NEXT CATURDAY! HOW DID IT ROLL AROUND SO QUICKLY?

ISNT IT FUNNY HOW WE STUMBLE ACROSS SUCH FUN FACTS AS THIS? ALL HER LIFE MY MOM HAS LIKE TO LOOK UP STUFF IN THE DICTIONARY. WHAT A FUNNY THING TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE MARSHMALLOW. I THINK THEY ORIGINATED IN EGYPT. MAYBE FOR Q.CHERISH NEXT BIRTHDAY OR DOPTY DAY YOU CAN PRESENT HER WITH SOME LOVELY MALLOW FLOWERS!

I HOPE OJ HAS A BOTTOMLESS PIT FOR A BELLY AND CAN WIN THE WING EATIN' CONTEST PAWS DOWN! I JUST SAW STEVE AND TOLD HIM.....HE ATE THE BONES!!! Y'KNOW THAT COMMERCIAL? I ATE THE BONES? SOMEONE ON FB/CC SAID THEY JUST ABHOR THAT COMMERCIAL!! IT JUST MAKES US HUNGRY! IS MIKE IN PRACTICE FOR THE WING EATIN' TOO? MAYBE I SHOULD TRY MY PAW AT IT. I COULD BE LIKE THAT LITTLE BLACK WIDOW GAL WHO ALWAYS WINS THE NATHANS HOTDOG CONTEST! OOOOH, NOW I WANT HOTDOGS!!

OF COURSE YOU KNOW I HAD TO GOOGLE MIKE THE CHICKEN. I PLAN ON DOING THE HEADLESS FUNKY CHICKEN ON THE BEACH TODAY! I JUST GOT VISITED BY Q.CHERISH MYSELF AND WILL HOP ABOARD THE HAWAIIAN CRUISE SHIP IN A BIT! OH HOW I ADORE HAWAII! BREAK OUT THE SPAM AND PINEAPPLE!

WELL, GIRL, GOTTA BOUNCE! I HAVE SOME TUTTI-FRUTTI MOONPIES AND SHERBERT SHAKES FOR YOU ALL! HAVE A GREAT DAY! LUVYA A.Q.GRACIE ♥

05/18/2013 10:11.58 AM

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Hi Dame Mallow!
Whiskers is still recovering from fainting after reading the headline in the newspaper!

It's funny, my Mom thought she was the only one old enough to remember that episode on the Twilight Zone. Mom has all the old B/W Twilight Zone episodes on DVD and has her own "Zone Marathon" once a year! This one about Heaven was a particular favorite.

When I read that headline in the paper, I thought I had entered the 'Twilight Zone'!

Purrs and hugs to you sweet kitty.

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05/18/2013 09:59.40 AM

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A Word With Whiskers – May 18
Heaven Is...
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A man was riding his horse down a road, cat in his arms & his dog by their side. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, & that his horse, cat & dog had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stonewall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, was a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. Standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch, made from mother of pearl, & the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He nudged the horse toward the gate, & as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk. Once close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is heaven, sir," the man answered.
"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.
"Of course, sir. Come right in, & I'll have some ice water brought right up."

The man gestured, & the gate began to open. "Can my furiends," gesturing downward towards his horse, cat & dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept animals."

The man thought a moment & then turned his horse & dog back toward the road, cat in his arms & continued the way he had been going. At the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree & reading a book. "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

"Sure, there's a pump over there" The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."
"How about my furiends here?" the traveler asked.
"There should be a bowl & a bucket by the pump."

They went through the gate, & sure enough, there was an old hand pump with a bowl & a bucket beside it. The traveler filled the bowl & took a long drink himself, then gave some to his cat & dog while he filled the bucket for his horse. When they all were satisfied, he led his furiends back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.
"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
"This is heaven," was the answer.
"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street & pearly gates? Nope. That's hell."
"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they screen out the folks who’d leave their best furiends behind."
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Please keep her Mom & family in your prayers as they mourn the loss of beloved GM.

~CONCATULATIONS to our ACOTD Angel Crash #248838~

^~^ Please visit CMR #46883 for daily mews ^~^

Thanks for your support! I left a vote with purrs & hugs.

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05/18/2013 09:24.52 AM

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Hey Mallow!
I had heard of the chicken that lost his head and kept on pecking, and mom does remember that he went on tour for some time. She didn't know he was named Mike and she didn't realize he lived for 18 months. That's pretty amazing.

I have some purple glittery tail feathers and I was shakin' it last night at the festival. It was a lot of fun doin' those chicken dances.

Have a great day! Hugs!

Come visit me, ♦♦ Q Lily ♦♦ & ♦Lily's Memory Page♦.

05/18/2013 08:06.59 AM

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Mallow
We're amazed at the headless chicken event. Happy Caturday. Mom is waiting to load the truck...it's pouring down and the truck is parked in east Egypt...MOL. Mom is excited knowing that she'll be back with us later today...back to the daily chores...yeah!

meows and purrs

Engine

05/18/2013 06:15.38 AM

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