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Siberian from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/BC/Aldergrove/club-members.aspx' title='Aldergrove, BC'>Aldergrove, BC</a>

A Mallow ♥ OJ ~ The biker chicks are loose!

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Hi! My name is A Mallow ♥ OJ ~ The biker chicks are loose!

I am a Siberian from Aldergrove, BC

Nicknames: My family called me Mighty Mallow, and many Monarchs have bestowed special names on me as well. I answer to "Zefir" (Russian for "Marshmallow", courtesy of K. Bennie), "Mallow Whip" (Because I will not tone it down! Thanks, Angel Q. Gracie), "Weeds" and "Thumbtack" (courtesy of K. Steve).

~ I found out that “mallow” is a family of flowers that includes Hibiscus, Rose of Sharon and best of all, the wild swamp rose. ~

** Mallow: proud to be the pointy thumbtack on the throne of Kings **

Age: 9 years old

Gender: F

Coat: long haired

Education: I went from being afraid of other cats to being able to boss two much bigger housemates around. When the Queen muttered, they would move!
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♦ Completed all five levels of Cat College Dec 2009 - June 2011
♦ Camp Kitty camper - summer 2010
♦ Dame of the Realm - Aug 31, 2011. Thank you, King Sparky!
♦ Received her Wings from Cherish, Dame of the Air, and became one of the Royal Pilots August 26, 2011. Rotary Wing (helicopter) rating Mar 9, 2013
♦ Member of Zoe Monique's Hairballz Rainbow Riders since January 2012 - Hairballz were designated "Heralds of Happiness" by King Bennie August 31, 2012
♦ Dungeon Mistress & Court Jester to King Bennie; named Countess of Comedy - August 2012
♦ Court Jester to King Pushkin, October 2013
♦ Guardian Angel to K. Bennie - Jan 20, 2014
♦ Court Jester to King Spanky Jack, August 2014

COTD Nov 4, 2011 -- Stunned and grateful!
COTD Feb 28, 2013
ACOTD - March 1, 2014
ACOTD - March 2, 2015

CROTD Nov 3, 2011 -- Surprise!
CROTD Dec 3, 2012

Catster moments:
Diary of the Day - March 21, 2014
Kewlest Catster Kitties Group COTM - May 2014
Cat's Den Denmaster of the Month - Jan 2015
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Engaged to Sir Oscar Jon #257588 June 20, 2013
Married to Sir Oscar Jon July 30, 2013
"Love knows no boundaries ..."
~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~
**Plays for Kitty Avalanche mouse hockey team**
Inducted into MHL Hall of Fame June 21, 2013, just a few hours before I crossed the Rainbow Bridge

"Inductee number five represents the Kitty Avalanche. She is a great hockey player and has left her mark on the MHL in a short period of time. Please welcome inductee number five, Mallow, #161233"

June 27, 2014 received the Angel King Sparky Award for Top Defensive Forward in the 2013 - 2014 season
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Vote 100 - Cherish - 8/25/11
Vote 500 - Carly Knight - 11/3/11
Vote 1000 - Bennie - 1/23/12
Vote 5000 - Sausha Knight & the GPC - 7/27/13
Vote 6000 - Mimi - 11/02/13
Vote 7000 - Hot Rod - 1/31/14
Vote 8000 - K. Bennie - 5/4/14
Vote 9000 - Bee Gee - 8/23/14
Vote 10,000 - Q. Lily - 12/24/14
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My favorite tricks and treats are: I could fly even before I became an Angel! I was very small, but I could jump onto a 5 foot fence with no trouble at all. I could race up the stairs and fly across the living room to land on the couch with only one bounce off the chair in the middle of the room. Extra fun when a human was sitting on the chair or couch (giggle)! I also liked to race up & down the willow tree in the front yard, just to show off to Mike if I saw him looking out the window. One time Mom saw me walking along the top bar of the neighbours' chain link fence. She followed me for two weeks with a camera trying to get video, but I never let her see me do it again ~ and I loved Feline Greenies, Temptations and tuna flakes. I always appeared out of nowhere to mooch when anyone was eating chicken or nacho chips.

Where I hang out: I loved Big Bro Will's lap when he was on the computer or watching TV. I used his soft top convertible in the carport as a great big kitty hammock and I loved my cozy sleeping mat on top of the TV cabinet. Now that I've crossed the Bridge, when I’m not at my cabin in the woods I hang out in the treehouse O.J. built overlooking Mallowwood on Pinto Island, or in one of our many private hideaways (well, if I told you they wouldn't be private, now would they?).

My favorite grubs: Canned mush and Whiskas Sensations kibble

My pet peeves: When my people didn’t drop what they were doing to let me out the very second I asked, or when the other cats were sitting right where I wanted to be! I was the Queen, after all!

What I love about my owners: They loved me, appreciated all of my quirks and when after 7 happy active years with them I got a tumor that quickly took my strength away, they had my back. They took loving care of me and I was being held in Mom's arms when I crossed the Rainbow Bridge in my own time and on my own terms like the independent girl I have always been. That's what a forever home is about, and I chose mine well!

My cat hobbies: Go outside and explore and hunt, or stay inside and just sleep & hang out. I also love to ride my Harley!

Pet motto: “ Born to be wed … ”

Angel Dame Mallow and Sir Oscar Jon
will be tying the big Eternity knot
on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
in the Rose Garden at the CC Castle (page #237624)

No live blogging, just drop in anytime to share in the ceremony and help us celebrate as we take the ride down the aisle into forever!

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How We Met

I had been picked up as a stray & was in the shelter for six weeks. Meanwhile, at the other end of town my future family was finally ready to welcome another cat into their lives after Angel Smokey. They went to the shelter thinking "anything but a gray one, because there will never be another Smokey!" Well, even though I'm gray, I kept following them with my big eyes, meowing "pick me, pick me", and they kept coming back to me. When the shelter lady said "would you like to hold her?" I held my breath. When Big Bro Joe declared “This cat has personality!” I knew for sure I had found my forever home!
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Born: May 30 (est), 2005
Adopted: May 30, 2006
Joined CC: December 2, 2009
Crossed the Rainbow Bridge: June 21, 2013
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Hey Mallow!
OF COURSE you and the Hairballz can ride your Harleys down the grand staircase any time you want. Hey if the Lily Pad isn't a fun place to be, what good is it to live in a palace, right? ~ Come visit me, ♦♦ Queen Lily ♦♦
(Hereby notarized sealed & filed this 13th day of November, 2012.)

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Hi A. Mallow
That is so funny, because that happened to Mom. The radiator fan quit and the Jeep had to be flat bedded to the dealer. The Jeep thinks it's too good to ride on a regular tow truck. Mom told it is is just a couple of generations from an old military field car. Purrs...Mimi

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

03/31/2015 05:03.04 PM Report This Comment
Holiday overload! 3-21-15
I swear, there's enough holidays today for everybody to have their own! Unfortunately, it seems nearly everybody wants to claim Crayon Day for themselves. Well, you all can't have it! I think we'll award that one to Luvbug(45) who wants to doodle all the day on his cart ... Mallow(46) has claimed Tater Day for her Common (Couch)'Tater brother Mike. If he rassles Steve for the all-orange pack of crayons, my money's on The Great Orange One!

I can't believe it but Steve(39) is going with Dance Marathon Day, and has insanely chosen Darn as his partner. Mike must have knocked him in the head ... As usual, Engine(44) seems to be engaging in her very own holiday, today it's Snout & Creamsicle Day! Oh boy! ... Oh dear, looks like the dancing duo may have to step aside for PoleCat Mimi(43). I can hardly wait for her May Pole Dance. *snicker*

Looks like Tucker(34) is just gonna clam up for the rest of the day. But no, we don't know about your mom being funny that way. Do tell ... Sounds like UBB(35) is a day late for back-up day. Doesn't "hacker" sound like something a cat would be good at? ... Bee Gee(52) can't seem to let Sharpen Your Claws day go. It's good to have a hobby.

You can tell spring is in the air. And so are the long drives.
1st - Bee Gee, 52. Sharpening crayons today.
2nd - Mallow, 46. You can get charged today. Oh wait - BE in charge!
3rd - Luvbug, 45. Nice doodles. :-)

Looks like Tucker can slurp his creamsicle in the cart barn. Wonder if that still can make some orange liqueur?

~~~~~~Toby~~~~
Nobody picked lemon day.
No sour pusses here, I guess.
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

03/31/2015 02:16.21 PM Report This Comment
Tots
No,NOT the human,snotty nosed,annoying kind. All taters should only be in the form of tots.Whats not to love about a nubby little thing called a tot! French fry-too snobbish,wedges lack imagination,mashed-just a sloppy mess you can't carry in your pocket,but tots-purrfection! Yes Weeds,I DO think deep,useless thoughts. My biggest one of the day is why an orange is named after its color,but no other fruit is. Not that I'm complaining,all things look better in orange!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Weekends.

03/31/2015 12:48.07 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! YEP, THE COAST IS CLEAR! NO NEW ANGELS ON THE HORIZON THAT I CAN SEE! DID YOU SEE ON MY PAGE THAT PEPPERMINTS MOM WORKS FOR A SANCTUARY AND THE HAD A CORN SNAKE NAMED SPENCER? HE ALSO PASSED. RIP BOTH SPENCERS! I THINK THAT SCARY FACE YOU ARE PULLING IS KEEPING ANY NEW ANGELS FAR FAR AWAY! BUT WATCH OUT, YOUR FACE MAY FREEZE LIKE THAT! OH YOU KNOW IT! IF MANANGEMENT CANT SEE YOUR SCARY FACE BUT YOU MOVE YOUR PAWS ABOUT LIKE YOU'RE WELCOMING NEW ANGELS, WHO'S TO KNOW? THAT'S A GOOD ONE!

I THINK YOU'VE RACKED UP LOTSA BROWNIE POUNTS WITH MANAGEMENT WITH ALL THE GOOD THINGS YOUVE DONE, SO IF THEY CATCH YA....NOT A BIGGIE! MAYBE A SLAP ON THE PAW IS ALL. WELL, IM GLAD DAISY HAD A NICE LONG LIFE. SURE WISH WE COULD SAY THE SAME FOR SPENCER. WE ARE JUST GLAD HE HAD A HAPPY 6 YRS OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS. SOME KITTIES AREN'T THAT LUCKY. WE DID GO OVER TO DAISY'S PAGE BUT IT HASN'T BEEN ACTIVE IN A LONG TIME. WE DID LEAVE HER A CONDOLENCE BLOG ON FF THOUGH.

OZZIE HAVING A LOVELY SONG...HMMMM....I BET MRS. O WOULD BE HAPPY WITH THAT! WE SEE HER ON "THE TALK" EVERYDAY. SHE KEEPS THAT OZZIE A SOFTIE I THINK. THE BUTLERS ARE DOING FINE, CHASING EACH OTHER BUT IM SURE THEY WONDER WHERE UNCLE SPENCER WENT. THEY GOT TO SAY BYE BYE TO HIM THIS MORNING AS MOM HAD HIM IN HIS TO-GO BOX AND LEFT WITH HIM. MOM HAS CALLED A FEW OF US SPENCER, AND SHE SAW MRS.WHISKERS IN THE CAT TREE AND DID A DOUBLE TAKE!! CADBURY WAS SITTING ON THE SCALE TODAY AND STILL 9 LB.

IT'S KINDA NEAT HOW OUR MOMS STILL LOOK FOR US AND SEE US, AND TALK TO US. MOM STILL CALLS SOME OF US ELMIE, OR GRACIE. WE ARE FINE WITH IT. IM A FIRM BELIEVER IN THAT WE LEAVE PAWPRINTS ON OUR PAWRENTS HEARTS, AND ON THE FLOOR, THE DRAINBOARD THE RUGS, THE TABLES!! WE ARE PAWTASTIC! OH AND THE OUTSIDE KITTIES LIKE TO CLIMB ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR, UP THE WINDOW AND ON THE ROOF. MOM SAYS IT'S ADORABLE!

OH GREAT IDEA MJ! LET'S HONOR GUARD SPENCER RIGHT ONTO THE CREMATION BUS. IT LEAVES IN THE MORNING. IM GUESSING BETWEEN 8-9AM. WE CAN WAVE HIM OFF WITH THE PINTO ISLAND NATIONAL FLAG AND BAGPIPES! THEN COME THE JUG BAND PAWTY DECORATIONS FOR WEDNESDAY. WHATTYA THINK ABOUT SPENCER HAVING HIS WAKE THAT DAY, OR SHOULD WE DO LIKE WE DID WITH ELMIE? WAIT TIL HIS ASHES GET HOME? I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT, BUT THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER REASON FOR A PAWTY! A WING DING! CANT BELIEVE THE BUTLERS WILL BE 6 MONTHS OLD AND ZIPPY 3! AND ME AND MY SIBS 23~~

YOU BETCHA! WE WILL HAVE THE PINTO PAWTYING FOR THE HEIGHTS OF THE RAINBOW BRIDGE RIGHT DOWN TO THE BEACH OF THE PINTO! OH THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! WELL MJ GOTTA GO FEED SOME MONKEYS! I BROUGHT SOME CARMEL APPLE MOONPIES AND CARMEL BOSCO! SWEET DREAMS MJ! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX****VOTE EDINA #2884 COTM APRIL*******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, **ANGEL PAWPAW***THANK YOU FOR MY ACOTD 4-7-14*** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

03/30/2015 09:33.47 PM Report This Comment
Dear A Mallow
Mom says the older I get, the tighter I stick! I just won't let her sit down without being on her. Thanks so much for the prayers for Sweet Treat. Mom hopes to get an update on her tomorrow. Sending lots of love your way for your whole family. Love and calico kisses, GG

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl--Mom's Home--I'm Back!.

03/30/2015 07:45.58 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
Hahahahahah...... Gotta love it! Maybe we should have a square dance or a country line dance. With these songs, it'd be a hoot!
Love,
Sakura

Come visit me, Sakura~VOTE EDINA #2884 FOR COTM-CHEERS KING HAMI.

03/30/2015 07:39.53 PM Report This Comment
Thanks from Sparkles
Hi Angel Mallow and the gang,

Thanks for stopping by to help me celebrate my COTD win today and my birthday yesterday. It was so good to see you. Seems like furever since I’ve been on CC to meow with my buddies! Thanks for all the goodies you dropped off.

I enjoyed the birthday song (even though Mike kinda messed up with the “insert name here” on the song sheet)... Geez!

Dasher is bugging me. He wants me to say “meow” to you. He is still longing for the motorcycle days with the Hairballz. Maybe some day Mom will help him ride with the gang!

Here’s a vote.

Happy Spring!
Sparkles

Come visit me, Sparkles & Dasher.

03/30/2015 05:07.12 PM Report This Comment
Hey Angel Mallow!
We understand tax time is very hectic for your pawrents. They have to do what they have to do. Mom says she just needs to get all the documents together, type out all her donations & then write out the checks when Chuck gives her the paperwork! That is all done. She will mail the checks out around the 8th. And she will need to transfer funds so she can send off her IRA check. Hope the car holds up for a long time! Showers here tomorrow & then again on Friday. Better not jinx it by saying we hope we are done with the white stuff. One just never knows. Have gotten it in April before so paws crossed we are done with it. Leaving a vote. Peace & love. Have a purrfect evening. Kitty Kisses. Dean

Come visit me, Dean, ORANGE CRUSH hockey cheers written by YUM YUM, Angel King Anderson COTM Sept 2009, Angel Anderson 6/19/14 We miss you very much!, Legend & The Orange Crush Hockey Club.

03/30/2015 05:07.07 PM Report This Comment
3-30 recap
Another Monday,and almost the end of the month-yay!!! We have a crap load of junk dropped on us to celebrate,just because. OK.....golf has been brought to you today by: Doctors Day,Take a Walk in the Park Day,Grass is Always Browner on the Other Side Day,Pencil Day,Turkey Neck Soup Day (gross),and "I" am in Control Day. *whew*

Luvbug (46) actually claims to like the turkey stuff-he definitely is not in control of his senses right now.

Mallow (50) Lets her grandeur get her gander. It says "I" am in control,not "you" . Unless you are the I,and we are the you,then in that case we would be the we,not the you :)

I score 36. I'm as in me plotting world take over. If not the world,I'll settle for take over of a patch of green grass,untainted green grass please.

Ana scores a 32. Nice day to walk a Pepper in the park.

Engine (37) goes green with lip smacking (except for the turtles) terrine of terrapin.

Mudcat (42) is in cahoots with the worlds largest ice box. Mmmmmmm....tuna and penguin,goes well with terrapin necks.

UBB (34) claims snow on his greens. New cure for male pattern belly baldness?

Tuck and Dot (40) singing the Monday morning was better than Sunday blues. What! Bite your little tongues.

BG (38). Surprise,surprise...the golf bully has vewy,vewy sharp score pencils. The pencils are sharper than the golfers.

Scores!!

1st: Ana with 32
2nd: UBB with 34
3rd: Ack! BG and me with 36.

Losers: Mallow with 50,and Luvbug with 46.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Weekends.

03/30/2015 01:03.23 PM Report This Comment
looks like
another appearance by old man winter yet again today and then back to the lower to mid 40s for the next few days before it warms back up for 3 days and a repeat of next sunday/monday what we're gonna get the next few days sun/cloud mix and 40s. janet's still hoping to get her breakfast cookout for easter in provided they get the webber table top grill out on errands later on this morning and then she rigs something outside with boards and something to hold it up. the last time she grilled out when it was the lower to mid 40s it didn't want to stay going and when it did it finally went out when the meat was only halfway done so maybe she should con-sider doing it inside on the stove and in the oven, what do you say? sandy,ab,haley,angels

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

03/30/2015 02:07.30 AM Report This Comment
I thought I was
In control that is. In my mind I am! Its the pawrents fault...they want you to be independent,and in control of yourself,and then *BAM*,they do some thing stupid like call your name out loud,broadcasted for the entire neighborhood to hear. I get the "Steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......its dinner time". Yep,fool that I am,I come running. Running! I don't even casually saunter,I run!

Thank God for C&P. I'm not a big fan of it,but desperate times call for...something.The old bat still isn't so hot,must be some kind of potent virus. All the hospitals around here are at their max with flu patients,and now are shipping the patients to other facilities they can't take any more patients.Not that the old bat would EVEN go to a hospital. Noooooooo...........lay at home and make us all miserable listening to her moaning and other gross stuff I can't even print,its like little shoppe of horrors here. She still isn't back on the horse yet,God only knows what she's typing for me. Guess I should proof-read this stuff one of these days.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Weekends.

03/30/2015 12:50.47 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW....PART ONZE!
HEY GIRL! I KNOW! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT WAS OUR SPENCER EITHER! SUCH A YOUNG VITAL MAN. DIDN'T WE TELL MANAGEMENT TO HANG OUT THE "NO MORE ANGELS" SHINGLE?? HE SURE LOOKS PEACEFUL THOUGHT, DONTCHA THINK. HE THINKS IT'S A PRETTY COOL PLACE UP HERE BUT WILL STILL BE LIKE US, HANG ON THE PINTO. HE BLOGED HIS GIRL RHUBABE, EXITS SIS. WE SAW NEW TUXIE ANGEL DAISY, TOO, AND NOW WE CAN'T FIND HER ON FB! IT WAS VERY SWEET OF MOM JOY TO HAVE SPENCER AND DAISY SHARE THE TOP FB/CC CAT OVER THERE. WE FEEL REALLY HONORED.

IS DAISY MAY ON CC HERE? I DONT BELIEVE WE'VE MET HER BUT HER MOM IS ONE OF OUR FRIENDS. WE LEFT HER A CONDOLENCE BLOG THIS MORNING ON FB AND TOLD HER SHE HAS COMPANY TODAY IN SPENCER. JUST SO NOT FAIR! THEY ARE TWO VERY GOOD LOOKING KITTIES! WHAT HAPPENED TO DAISY?

OH MJ, HOW SWEET OF YOU TO GET UP AND TAKE SOME ANGEL DUST RIGHT ON OVER TO DAISY AND HER FAMILY. WE KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE COVERED HERE, AND WE SEE YOU ALL EVERY DAY. OH THANKS FOR BRINING YOU KITTIES AND MOM SOME ANGEL DUST TOO. IT'S BEEN A DAY. MOM HAD NO EMAILS TO ANSWER, JUST SEND LILY'S MOM ONE AND POST OUR MEWS ON CMR. THAT WAS VERY NICE WHAT YOUR MOM SAID ON CMR ABOUT US AND MOM VICKIE. AND WHEN JOY PUT OUR 2 ANGELS UP, MOM THANKED HER VERY MUCH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.

DID YOU GO TO HOCKEY? WE JUST DIDNT FEEL LIKE DOING MUCH. IT WAS SLOW ON OUR PAGES. PAWPAW WROTE BACK TO A.SMOKEY AND TOLD HIM HE HAD THE SAME IDEA WITH THE "CLOSING TIME" SONG. MOM EXPLAINED IT ALL TO HIM AND IT MEANT A LOT. I BET MIKEY WAS VERY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU SWOOP DOWN WITH A SISTERLY HISS FOR HIM! HE KNOWS YOU'RE STILL AROUND. I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM AND NO WORRIES, HE WILL HEAR NOT A PEEP OF THIS FROM MOI!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX****VOTE EDINA #2884 COTM APRIL*******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, **ANGEL PAWPAW***THANK YOU FOR MY ACOTD 4-7-14*** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

03/29/2015 08:19.27 PM Report This Comment
HEY MOJ! PART DEUX......
GREAT IDEA TO GET ELMIE & SPENCER AND HAVE OURSELF AN OZFEST!! AND THANKS FOR THAT LOVELY SONG!!! MOM KNOWS THAT WE'LL ALL SEE EACH OTHER ON THE OTHER SIDE. ITS JUST SO WEIRD AROUND HER WITHOUT ELMIE & SPENCER. THE TWO LITTLE MINI ME'S, THE BUTLERS, WERE REALLY GETTING ATTACHED TO UNCLE SPENCER. YOU DID WATCH THE SUPER SAN DIEGO WAVE?? I TRIED THE LINK OUT AND IT DIDNT WORK FOR US HERE ON CC, BUT WENT IN THE EMAIL JUST FINE. PRETTY HAIRY STUFF, HUH?

WE LOVE TO KEEP IT WEIRD ON THE PINTO AS A PORTLAND BEDROOM COMMUNITY. OH NO! HOW LONG DOES MOM DEB HAVE TO GO WITHOUT HER MOONSHINE?? OH GOOD! YOU FOUND A COUPLE AND WE WILL BE HAPPY TO TAKE THEM OFF HER PAWS FOR OUR JUGBAND. I WONDER IF SHE'LL HAVE TO BE UP ON THE WAGON WITH MY MOM? IT'LL BE 11 YRS ON CINQO DE MAYO, SO SHE PAWTIES VICARIOUSLY THROUGH US! YEP, CHUGALUG CHUGALUG. DIDNT I WRITE SOME OF THE VERSE ON YOUR PAGE YESTERDAY? GOOD OL' ROGER MILLER. HE COMES UP WITH THE MOST FUN SONGS.

WELL MJ, GOTTA RUN! IT'S BEEN VERY SLOW IN OUR NECK O THE WOODS TODAY, BUT WE GOT ALL OUR BLOGS DONE. OH, MAX & POUNCERS MOM SENT AN EMAIL TODAY. SHE USUALLY DOES ON SUNDAY. AND WE HAD TO BREAK THE SAD MEWS TO HER ABOUT SPENCER. LOOKING AT CADBURY, BUT NOT HIS FEETS, YOU'D THINK SPENCER JUST SHRUNK. I GUESS THE BUTLER ENDED UP HERE FOR A REASON. I BROUGHT US SOME DARK CHOCOLATE MOONPIES WITH WHITE COATING AND SOME BLACK & WHITE COCKTAILS SO THAT WE MAY TOAST TO OUR NEW ANGELS SPENCER AND DAISY! BOTTOMS UP, MOJ! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX****VOTE EDINA #2884 COTM APRIL*******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, **ANGEL PAWPAW***THANK YOU FOR MY ACOTD 4-7-14*** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

03/29/2015 08:18.06 PM Report This Comment
Hi A. Mallow
Maybe it is green cars that have a death wish. Mom's was an Olds, ordered new from GM. Cut off like we mentioned, Dealer found nothing wrong, then Mom left it all day while she was at work. Dealer brought it back with the front tag folded under the bumper It had been towed! So glad it cut off while dealer was driving. Mom knew this car was trying to commit suicide, but she didn't want to go with it. They found a malfunction in the emission system and blocked it with a ball bearing in the hose. This took 2 years. Then the paint started flaking off.....I could go on.. Mimi

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

03/29/2015 05:55.03 PM Report This Comment
Read 'em and weep 3-29-15
Lots of "weepers" at the ol' 'mom & pop' White Whisker today, and not from catpot stogie smoke this time. (Thank goodness for those industrial exhaust fans!) Looks like Gracie T-t is getting better and better at "dealing for the house". Won't be long before the whole pot goes to mom & pop!

Luvbug lays down a 47, for a final 7, and would probably rather have some rain than a winning hand today anyway. Mallow doesn't need any smoke & mirrors to turn a 48 into an 8. Look out, Ana has a winner! That 27 gives her a perfect 9.

Oooh, UBB won't be buying baby a new pair fur pants with that 2. Maybe that's where you lost all your fur - at the card table! *snicker* Mimi has another winner. With a 29, minus the 2. She even brought her own potted palm. Is that like a porta-potted palm? Saves you from having to leave the table for a quick litter break? *chuckle* And Bee Gee is having no luck with the cards today either. She's got a 43 for a dismal 7. Hey! If you and UBB combine your hands, you'd have a 9! Guess that won't work, huh? I tried.

Looks like Ana & Mimi get to share the pot. Hmph. Only a 2-way scuffle today. Hardly even worth the ante. Things start getting interesting when the pot has to go at least 3 ways. And poor nearly-nude UBB gets stuck with the mop & bucket today. Maybe you'd like to check on the still after you finish poking around for valuables in the seat cushions?

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~
Better luck next week
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

03/29/2015 01:24.27 PM Report This Comment
Hi Angel Mallow,
How are you doing today? It is a pretty, sunny day, just a little chilly. So, let's dress warmly and make our rounds with Angel Dust. After our rounds I want to invite everyone to an Easter Egg Hunt at my cloud. I have plenty of eggs hidden all over my cloud and they are filled with jelly beans. After the hunt, we can snack on ham sandwiches, angel eggs and plenty of goodies for dessert. I hope you can join me for a fun afternoon. Purrs of love, Q. Angel Misty...

Come visit me, Mittens. Hi little Easter chick..., Q. Angel Misty. Easter Blessings for all..., Minuette. Happy Easter..., Greycee Mist. It's the Easter Buny... & Gypsy: It's Easter time....

03/29/2015 09:06.23 AM Report This Comment
Dear A Mallow
Oh, I would say you are weird. Here in my house we say "quirky." It has a much better ring to it, doesn't it? We have some pretty quirky people in my family, and I have been called that myself at times! Quirky cats of the world UNITE!

Have a super happy day. Purrs and hugs, Spanky

PS - LOVE the song about the skunk in the road! Too funny.

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03/29/2015 05:00.44 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW! SURFS UP!
GRAB YOUR BOARDS AND GRAB YOUR MALLOWS!
WE GOIN' SURFIN' WITH OUR FELLAS!!
AND I HAVE HEAR THIS LINK THAT YOU'VE GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA SEE!!! IT'S INCREDIBLE, RAD, THE BIG KAHUNA!! CHECK IT OUT AND THEN SAY HOW BIG THOSE PINTO WAVES DONT LOOK!

http://www.thebigwaveblog. com/surf-spots/cortes-bank-san-diego

ANYHOO, BACK HERE ON TERRA FIRMA, DONTCHA JUST LOVE THE TOOTHPICK SONG? A TRUE COUNTRY QUIRKY ONE! THAT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNEST "DAYS" WE'VE HAD. EVERYDAY IS FUN HERE ON CC, BUT THAT ONE WAS SUPER FUN! HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? "WHEN I KICK THE BUCKET, FILL IT UP WITH LUCKY LAGER"? HEE HEE....JUST MADE THAT ONE UP MYSELF! AS IF YOU COULDN'T TELL! IM SUCH A GOOF!

YEP, PEACHES & ETHEL DID DO THEIR PART AND THEN SOME KEEPIN' PORTLAND WEIRD. THEIR OWNER CAME FORWARD YESTERDAY SAYING HE FEED THEM BEET JUICE, FOOD DYE AND KOOL-AID TO TURN THEM PINK. HIS OWN DOGGIE, A BORDER COLLIES, WHITE PART WAS PINK! HE BROUGHT THEM DOWN TO THE WATERFRONT AND LET THEM HANG OUT ALL DAY SO PEOPLE WOULD GET A SMILE ON THEIR FACES. AND BOY HOWDY! DID THEY EVER! WE SHOULD INVITE THEM TO THE PINTO TO KEEP THE PINTO WEIRD(ER). AFTER ALL, THE PINTO IS JUST AN EXTENTION OF PORTLAND AND THE GREAT PACIFIC NORTHWEST, RIGHT? DID YOU SEE BOMBAYS BRO, BOGARD OVER ON FB/CC WITH HIS COLORED EGG EASTER TREE? REALLY COOL!

YOUR MOM REMEMBERS THE BIRD OF PARADISE FLYING UP YOUR NOSE SONG! A TRUE CLASSIC!! MOM DIDN'T RECALL IT BEING A COUNTRY SONG, THOUGH. THAT SONG MADE ANGEL GMA PEE ALL OVER HERSELF? I CAN SEE WHY! IT DID HAVE THE ROGER MILLER VIBE, HUH? RIGHT UP THERE WITH AHAB THE ARAB, AND CHUCKALUG CHUGALUG, MAKES YOU HOLLER HIDEE DO. BURNS YOUR TUMMY, DONTCHA KNOW...CHUGALUG CHUGALUG!!

OH THE PINTO ISLAND TUM THUMPING JUG BAND? I LOVE IT!! DID YOU SEE THE BUTLERS ROCKING OUT ON THEIR SPOONS AND TRIANGLES? IM UP FOR EMPTYING A FEW DOZEN JUGS OF 'SHINE! SPEAKING OF 'SHINE, WE JUST HAD THUNDIE COMING BYE TO SAY HIDEE HO!! HIS POOR MOM WAS IN THE HOSPTIAL THE OTHER DAY!! WE WILL GO VISIT HIM IN A BIT!

OH LADIES AND GENTS!! LINE UP YOUR JUGS. GREEN FLAG!!! DOWN TO HATCH....FIRST ONE TO EMPTY THEIR JUG WILL GET TO PLAY FIRST CHAIR JUG!! OK MJ, GOTTA GET TO CHUGGIN! I BROUGHT SOME BABA AU RUM MOONPIES WITH CAT TAIL BEER TO CHASE THAT 'SHINE! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

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03/28/2015 07:43.14 PM Report This Comment
Hey Angel Mallow!
CC is still all screwed up here! Very annoying! Hope Mom & Dad don't have any more trouble with their car. You can't be worrying about whether your car is going to let you down. Kinda cloudy here today. The sun pops out every so often but not for long. But it isn't raining so that's a good thing. Tuesday & Friday this week are predicted to be very rainy. If you can believe that! Nothing new. Quiet here. Mom is watching TV. We are napping. Leaving a vote. Peace & love. Have a purrfect evening. Kitty Kisses. Dean

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03/28/2015 07:00.17 PM Report This Comment
Dear A Mallow and the Gang
Thanks for havin' my back! Whew! That was a close one. I lost track of time with all our partyin' fun and boom! Here's Mom at the front door. Thanks for the emergency clean-up. I tell you, I've been stuck to her like sharks on chum. And to help matters, it turned very cold, so we're huddled together for warmth. How's your Mama and your family? Sending a lot of love, GG

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03/28/2015 06:33.27 PM Report This Comment
Hi A. Mallow
We have our share of wicked cars also. A car that has been in purrfect running condition will quit in the middle of a 4 way intersection for no reason. Or refuse to start when you have a serious appointment. I think they are like that worldwide. Mimi

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03/28/2015 04:33.17 PM Report This Comment
"Something" On A Stick 3-28-15
So many choices, so little time. So we better not waste a minute, let's get right to the sticky business.

Luvbug(47/11) seems to be leaning toward the gopher on a stick. Always a popular choice ... Looks like the Angels(36/9) are stuck with more snow on a stick. Try putting it in a cone next time, just sayin' ... Hmm. Sounds like Mimi(39/12) has a hankerin' for some 'weed' on a stick, but only to take her mind off more snow. Mmm hmm.

Nothing's going ta-pott for Tucker(14/5) today. He wants his whole day on a stick! From cheese to weeds to Black Forest cake. Maybe even hot tub on a stick! A little too ambitious, I'd say ... Well, hoppin' weed whacker! Bee Gee(44/8) is looking for a sunbeam on a stick! ... And finally, Mallow(48/12) hustles in, last but not least. In fact she's tied for most. Maybe someone could get you an alarm clock on a stick. :-)

At least you all remembered to duct tape a putter to a stick today. Let's see how the little sticks did:
1st - Tucker, 5. Relaxing in a sunbeam.
2nd - Bee Gee, 8. Grumbling in a sunbeam.
3rd - Angel, 9. Melting snow in a sunbeam.

Looks like we have some real expert help in the still house, er, cart barn today. Mimi & Mallow get to share duties, with some more heavenly help from the Angels. Everyone in accounted for! Good job, duffers! Now what say we call it a day?

~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Sunbeams are my friends
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03/28/2015 02:51.12 PM Report This Comment
Hey Mallow
Well, it's been awhile. I had some problems getting away from the Burning Snowman festival. Due to the excessive but probably to be expected water flow! No one reminded me to bring my inflatable duckie so I had to breast stroke outta there and it was just ugly. So, now are we getting ready for the Easter Bunny Roast? I think that sounds like WAY more fun than a snowman bonfire. Just sayin'.

Thunderstorm here last night! And NO ONE told us about it! Stupid weather people. Really, there's probably just some big wheel of weather fortune they spin every morning, and wherever it lands, THAT'S the forecast. It MUST be the way they do it. On the other paw, they DID get the wind forecast right. About a zillion miles an hour right now. Good thing mom didn't go out to do yard work. As if she was going to anyway. Hahhaaa!!

Bee Gee
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03/28/2015 12:36.10 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
Love the song titles. I tried looking some up myself: "She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger" and "I'm so Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here". We could have ourselves a funny country song concert, MOL.
Love,
Sakura

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03/27/2015 08:20.17 PM Report This Comment
Hi A. Mallow
I don't know where you get those song titles. They sound really cute. Maybe I'll Google one and see if I can get it. Saw on the golf site about your radiator. So sorry. Hope your Dad got to his appointment OK. Mimi

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03/27/2015 02:52.20 PM Report This Comment
Hey Angel Mallow!
Glad Mom didn't have to take that long drive but sorry her radiator acted up. Yeah they don't make cars like they used. Put them together with rubber bands & paper clips! MOL! Hope it is fixed now. CC is all screwed up for us! First happened last evening around 10 PM. The set up is weird & hard to read. Last night it wouldn't show us the COTD! Funny thing is at work today it was just like usual for Mom but when she got home it was still weird! Must be our computer! Mom tried getting out & signing on again but no luck. Hope it isn't all screwy all weekend! Grrrrrrr Leaving a vote. Peace & love. Have a purrfect evening. Kitty Kisses. Dean

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03/27/2015 02:04.53 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
Boy, those country songs really have some very creative titles, don't they? We are more of a classic rock family, but I do appreciate that country humor!

I looked some up online. Here are a few goodies:

1. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head)
2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away
3. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
4. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

and one of my favs:
5. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

Gotta love them. Purrs and hugs, Spanky

PS - there were so many, it was hard to choose!

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03/27/2015 12:49.04 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!!
YEAH, HOW ABOUT PEACHES & ETHEL?? ISN'T THAT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER SAW? RUMOR HAS IT THEIR PEOPLE INJECTED THE EGGS WILL PINK DYE AND THEY HATCHED PINK! SO HOW MANY OTHERS ARE THERE, AND ARE THEY ALL THE COLORS OF THE PEEPS? AFTER THEY MOULT A FEW TIMES, THEY'LL END UP JUST BORING WHITE! WE LOVE THE PINK! THEY ARE VERY CIVILIZED CHICKS AND SO FAR NOBODY KNOWS WHERE THEY CAME FROM! LOTS OF PEOPLE RAISE CHICKENS NOWADAYS FOR EGGS. OUR NEIGHBORS LEFT THEIR RHODE ISLAND RED CHICKEN FOR MOM. WE NAMED HER CLUCK CLUCK AND SHE WAS AROUND FOR A YEAR AND MOM WOULD GO TO HER HENHOUSE EVERY MORNING TO FETCH HER BROWN EGG. THEY WERE SOO GOOD! CLUCK CLUCK LET MOM PICK HER UP AND CARRY HER AROUND. SHE'D EAT CAT KIBBLE AND HANG OUT WITH THE OUTDOOR KITTIES. OH NO! THE BUBBLING HOT OIL TUB?? NO WAY? THAT'S JUST PLAIN MEAN!! HOPE THE LADIES STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM CHICK-FIL-A AND MICKEY D'S.

SEE? THERE IS A GOOD REASON TO WEAR THOSE RAYBANS, CHICKS! STEEL STUDDED REINFORFORCED BEAK GUARDS. AND THE PINK LEATHER SUPER STUDDED JACKETS WITH THE PEEPS ON THE BACK! HUH DAD??? SOLDER RUBBER? ARE YOU QUITE MAD? ISN'T MOM TAKING THE RB TO BALJITS AND TAKING THE FUN BUS HOME? HAS SHE GOT BECKONED TO COME DOWN HERE FOR A MINUTE? FAMOUS LAST WORDS!

SO THAT'S WHAT WE ARE HEARING ON LIVE WITH KELLY & MICHAEL? WE CAN HEAR THE TV BUT IT'S OUT THERE AND TALK ABOUT FUNKY QUIRKY COUNTRY SONGS? THEY ARE TONE DEAF AND CANT CARRY A TUNE IN A BASKET, NOT EVEN AN EASTER BASKET! OH PURRFECT! THE COONS ARE PRETTY SKITTY LIKE SKITTLES AND IF WE FLY UP ON THE ROOF, WE CAN TAKE OUR HALF BROOMSTICK AND WHACK THE RAIN GUTTERS! WHY NOT WE GET OUR PEA SHOOTERS OUT AND NAIL THEM THAR COONS WITH FREEZE DRIED BLACK EYED PEAS?

OH MJ I LOVE YOUR SONG ABOUT THE NICKELS UP YOUR NOSE! I GOT A GOOD ONE...HOMER & JETHRO'S "SHE MADE TOOTHPICKS OUTTA THE TIMBERS OF MY HEART"! GOOD GOLLY, BUT THOSE COUNTRY SONGS ARE SILLY! GOTTA LOVE 'EM, RIGHT? HAHAHA....LOVE THE TRAIN ONE! OOOH..HERE'S A GOOD ONE BY JERRY REED..."SHE GOT THE GOLDMINE AND I GOT THE SHAFT!" "MAY THE BIRD OF PARADISE FLY UP YOUR NOSE"? THEY MIGHT FIND THOSE NICKELS UP THERE. YOU'RE JUST A BARREL OF FUN, MJ!! BEFORE WE GO PELT THOSE COONS WITH PEAS, LETS HAVE US SOME PINK GUMMI CHICKEN MOONPIES WITH CHICKEN-TINIS!! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX****VOTE EDINA #2884 COTM APRIL*******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, **ANGEL PAWPAW***THANK YOU FOR MY ACOTD 4-7-14*** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

03/27/2015 12:07.01 PM Report This Comment
Here we go AGAIN!!!!!
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.

I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

IT'S QUIRKY COUNTRY MUSIC SONG TITLES DAY....'NOUGH SAID!

headbonks and purrs,
Puzzle

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03/27/2015 12:29.17 AM Report This Comment
My voice has been silenced
For today,stop sweating it. The Gma is SICK,sick,sick with the flu. I'm leaving my "I'm not here',and tucking her back into bed.

XOXO~S~

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03/27/2015 12:05.31 AM Report This Comment
Hey Angel Mallow!
Hope Mom didn't have to deal with rain tonight for her 75 miles round trip! Just had a nasty thunderstorm & Mom discovered lots of water on the kitchen floor around our litter box! When she first saw it, she though I had missed the box & peed on the floor. But there was much too much water to come out of me! MOL. Not sure how it got in? Must be through the wall but she couldn't find the entrance. Got it all cleaned up. Freaky! Leaving a vote. Peace & love. Have a purrfect evening. Kitty Kisses. Dean

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03/26/2015 07:01.05 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! YUM! SPIKED HARD CIDER AND MOONPIES! WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE. ME AND MAX ARE SCARFIN' THEN DOWN BY THE PAWFUL ***BURP*** 'SCUSE ME! SO A WEEK FROM SATURDAY IS THE FULL PINK BLOOD MOON? FANTASTIC!! AND THE SQUEEVE & KAYLINS BIRTHDAY PAWTY! AND EASTERS THE NEXT DAY? I THING THE BUTLERS ARE GONNA GO PLANT CADBURY EGGS ALL OVER THE PINTO AND WE'LL HAVE AN EARLY EASTER EGG BIRTHDAY HUNT!

OH YOU BET! MANAGEMENT WOULD TELL US FIRST IF THIS WAS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. I THINK SOME CRAZIES READ TOO MUCH INTO THIS.....OH WHATS IT CALLED? THE RAPTURE? MARTIAN TAKEOVER? ZOMBIE OVERLOAD? WE ARE COOL CATS AND DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, RIGHT? OH DIG THAT CRAZY MAYNARD G.SQUEEVE, BONGOING ON HIS BONGOS.....LOOKING THE LIKE THE BEATNIK DUDE THAT HE IS! ISN'T THAT FUNNY THAT HE WAS THAT BEFORE GILLIGAN, THE REAL MAYNARD G.KREBBS. MOM WAS JUST THE RIGHT AGE TO WATCH ALL THE DOBIE GILLIS SHOWS. MR.&MRS. G AND THEIR GROCERY STORE. THALIA MENANGER AS DOBIES DREAMGIRL AND THAT TOFFEE NOSED CHATSWORTH OSBORNE JR. AND HOW ABOUT DOBIE'S STALKER, ZELDA WHO'D WRINKLE UP HER NOSE AT HIM?

AW C'MON MJ! YOU LOOK STUNNING IN PINK! YOU CAN DO BIKER PINK JUST FINE. WITH THE BIKER CHICKS. WHICH I SEE ONE ON YOUR BIKE! OH DIG THIS!! ON THE NEWS TODAY, MOM SAW ABOUT 2 MISSING CHICKENS AND THEY ARE PINK! THE OREGON HUMANE SOCIETY GOT THEM AND THEY'RE FINE, BUT WHY ARE THEY PINK? AND WHO OWNS THEM? CHECK THIS OUT:

http://www.kptv.com/story/28626948/missing-pink-ch- ickens-dyed-birds-show-up-on-portland-waterfront

AREN'T THEY PURRTY? WE SHOULD INVITE THEM TO OUR PINK FULL MOON PAWTY! ISN'T IT ALWAYS THE TINY TERROR MOPHEAD DOGS THAT BARK INCESSANTLY AND LAY POOPS ALL OVER? BUT IT WAS REALLY A.SMOKEY?? SMOKEY!! THOSE COONS SURE DO WADDLE, DONT THEY? YOU SHOULD SEE THEM WHEN THEY PEER AROUND THE FRONT CORNER OF OUR HOUSE. MOM GRABS WHAT'S LEFT OF HER BROOMSTICK AND SAYS "GIT! GO ON NOW! YOU HAVE FOOD IN BACK!" THEN SHE WHACKS THE PARTIAL BROOMSTICK ON THE RAIN GUTTER AND TRASH CAN. THE COONS GO WADDLING AWAY REALLY FAST BUT ARE BACK IN A BLINK. WHAT SAY WE SCARE THE BEJIGGERS OUT OF OURS??

WELL MJ, GOTTA SCOOT! I HAVE SOME PINK MALLOW MOONPIES AND PINK LADIES FOR US TO SIP AT SUNSET ON THE BEACH OF MALLOWWOOD BAY! HAVE A GREAT EVENING! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX****VOTE EDINA #2884 COTM APRIL*******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, **ANGEL PAWPAW***THANK YOU FOR MY ACOTD 4-7-14*** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

03/26/2015 06:10.25 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
Thanks for helping me polish off that bucket of chicken. That was goo-ood! Now my stuffed belly and I are napping inside the bucket, my chicken blanket over the top so no one can see. Pawsome!
Love,
Sakura

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03/26/2015 06:04.54 PM Report This Comment
Recap 2-16-15
Make your own holiday day,there should be some beauts here! Lets see where our individual priorities lie...

Luvbug( 47) wants it to be Do Not Disturb a Sleeping Feline who's headed to the cart barn day.Maybe one of the Southern girls will save you from that demise.

Mallow (49) leans towards Mooch for Purple perfumed food. Odd,but true. Would this face lie??

I score a 36,and give a two paws up vote for Make Steve Really,Really Happy Day. If your happy and you know it,flick your tail. Wait a minute...

The Angels (40) make it Please Be 20 Degrees Warmer day. It COULD work,unless your score is zero.

Engine (56) pushes for Everything Braised With a Side of Alcohol Day. She saved you from the cart barn Luvbug,you'll need another spot to snooze. Thats statement would be confusing anywhere else but here.

Mudcat (60) Goes with the Kiss My Easter Grass,I'm a Royal Day,and she has the purple to prove it. No purple pole? That would have convinced me.

UBB (31) Put thought into his choice-Fabulous Felines Day. He kicks his mom out of the house for the day,and he's ready for world takeover.

Tuck and Dot (41) Wow-weird-Eat Til You Poop Day. Wait! Thats pop,eat til you pop *whew*

BG (48) celebrates Stump Rump Baby Bump day. Hahahahahaha!!!!! Kidding-Stump Rump Bump day,you should have seen your faces!

Scores:
1st:UBB with 31
2nd: Me with 36
3RD: Angels with 40

Losers: Mudcat with 60,and Engine with 56.

XOXO~S~

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03/26/2015 05:39.12 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
Today is going to be excellent! I sure will need "Food Day" after chasing my tail most of the day! And what a cat's dream it would be to have "Mice Can't Run Away Day". All super ideas!

Have a happy day. Purrs and hugs, Spanky

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03/26/2015 05:32.31 AM Report This Comment
Make your own Holiday Day!
i'm going with "Kitties can do NO wrong Day" ;P don't have to tell you what that's going to lead to......

mom did lots of shopping at home depot garden center this weekend. she needed lots of pots,soil,miracle grow,etc. she's going to be re-potting a lot of her flowers this week into the weekend plus putting down new mulch in the border area and more trimming of shrubs :) she's going to be busy as a bee ;) we'll just watch from the windows and give her an occasional paw wave :) hope your day is a happy one!

headbonks and purrs,
Puzzle

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03/26/2015 02:25.29 AM Report This Comment
Been thinking
What to come up with for make your own holiday.......Stevemas,or St. Steve day,or Stevetaking. I want Stevetaking,cause I ain't giving. You can be in charge of traffic control.All these worshipers coming from near and far and other places I ain't heard of to bring me gifts and deep fried turkeys and dressing and cranberries. I KNEW I should have made out a list of all my wants so I don't have duplicates. There is nothing worse than getting two of something,like two ugly sweaters,or two blenders,or two casserole dishes. I can always regift......I'm feeling generous Weeds,go on and grab yourself a little Corning casserole dish,its on me. No,no need to thank me....I'm just that type of guy :)


XOXO~S~

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03/26/2015 12:42.46 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW YALLOW, QUITE RIGHTLY!!
HEY GIRL! OH DO TELL ABOUT SMOKEY! YOUR MOM THOUGHT IT WAS A SLOPPY DOG DOING IT BUT IT WAS SMOKEY? HEE HEE!!! HE'S A SLICK ONE! BUT OURS ARE SO MUCH SMALLER THAN ANY LUNKHEAD DOG. UNLESS IT'S A YAPPY TINY DOG. WELL IT MAKES SENSE THAT A.SMOKEY WAS TELLING EVERYONE HE WAS THE BIG KAHUNA OF THE ESTATE AND GO ELSEWHERE! MOM HARDLY EVER FINDS ANY KITTY POOP OUT THERE. JUST THE BIG GIANT DOG TURDS FROM NEXT DOOR. MOM LET THEM TAKE THEIR OWN BUCKET OUT LAST NIGHT. THIS MORNING SHE TOOK IT IN AND HAD TO PICK UP ABOUT 50 NASTY STINKY SMELLY WET CIG BUTTS! NOT FOR THEM BUT SO THE OUTSIDE KITTIES WOULDNT SNACK ON THEM. BAD ENOUGH THEY DRINK THE MUDDY WATER THAT PUDDLES UP.

GEE, I WONDER IF OL' SMOKEY KNEW THE STARLINGS WEREN'T AFRAID OF HIM AND KNEW HE WAS GETTING TOO OLD TO CHASE ANYONE? IM GLAD HE DECIDED TO COME INSIDE AND GROW OLDER WITH DIGNITY AND NOT HAVE TO POOP ON THE GRASS. HE MADE A WISE DECISION. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT GETS COLD OUT THERE. MOM WAS PONDERING...SHOULD SHE LET SPOOKY OUT WHEN IT GETS WARMER? AUNTIE SUSIE SAID A RESOUNDING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YEAH, THOSE LITTLE DRUMS ARE LIKE A RATTLE AND A MINI DRUM. THE SKIN IS LEOPARD PRINT AND IT'S REALLY NEAT! IM SURE IT CAME FROM THE RESERVATION AND THINK WE SHOULD GET MORE FROM THE TULALIP INDIAN RESERVATION. HECK, WE LIVE IN COWLITZ COUNTY, AND THE COWLITZ TRIBES MAIN OFFICES ARE RIGHT HERE IN TOWN! MAYBE THEY'D BE WILLING TO PART WITH A AFEW? AND SOME HEADRESSES, BEADS, FEATHERS AND TOM-TOM DRUMS. AND TOMMYHAWKS??

THAT WOULD BE SO SUPER COOL TO GET A WHOLE BUNCH OF US IN A CIRCLE AND HAVE A POW-WOW WITH OUR DRUMS DURING THE BLOOD MOON! THAT WOULD BE PURFECT NEXT YEAR FOR THE FULL WOLF MOON. THIS NEXT MOON WILL BE THE PINK MOON. THE FLOWER MOON WILL BE IN MAY. THEN THE STRAWBERRY MOON. DID YOUR MOM EVER GET THE MOON LINK WE SENT WITH THE MEANINGS BEHIND THE NAMES?

OH SQUEEVE WOULD MAKE THE PURRFECT BEATNIK COOL CAT WITH HIS GROOVY SHADES, RIPPED SWEATSHIRT AND BONGO DRUMS! JUST LIKE MAYNARD G.KREBBS. HE CAN BE SQUEEVARD G.SHREDS. ARE WE HAVING A BLOOD MOON ON THIS FULL MOON? WE HEARD ABOUT THE BLOOD MOON BUT THOUGHT IT WAS LAST WEEK WITH THE ECLIPSE. AND LET'S GET THIS BOOT SCOOTIN' CONTEST LINED UP! MIKEY & DOLLY ARE THE BEST! IF THEY WIN, THEY'LL GET A BIG BRONZE BOOT FULL OF CAT TREATS AND MOONPIES!! WELL MJ GOTTA RUN! OH JEEVES JUST JUMPED UP HERE ON HER WAY TO THE DRESSER. SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND AT HOME!

I BROUGHT YOU SOME PUNKIN SPICE MOONPIES AND SPIKED HARD CIDER FOR A CHILLY NIGHT! HAVE A FAB EVENING! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX****VOTE EDINA #2884 COTM APRIL*******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, **ANGEL PAWPAW***THANK YOU FOR MY ACOTD 4-7-14*** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

03/25/2015 08:46.09 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
Woo hoo, food day it is then! Pass that bucket this way, hehe. I love KFC. Whenever they would bring meals home (it closed a few months ago:(), I have tried to get into the box, MOL. I love the stuff. That, and popcorn shrimp. :)
Love,
Sakura

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03/25/2015 07:24.35 PM Report This Comment
Hey Angel Mallow!
Yes we have a large shelter. Lots of wonderful employees & volunteers. Mom is working on starting to volunteer some in the summer but hopes to do at least two days a week after retirement. We will see. Rainy day. Two more coming. Getting warm tomorrow! 64* but down to 38* Saturday. But at least it is rain we are getting and not snow! Have seen enough of that! Getting light earlier in the morning so that's a good sign. Leaving a vote. Peace & love. Have a purrfect evening. Kitty Kisses. Dean

Come visit me, Dean, ORANGE CRUSH hockey cheers written by YUM YUM, Angel King Anderson COTM Sept 2009, Angel Anderson 6/19/14 We miss you very much!, Legend & The Orange Crush Hockey Club.

03/25/2015 06:30.28 PM Report This Comment
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