Your E-mail:
Get the latest news, tips and
free advice every month
Cast Your Vote

My Cat Profile

Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/BC/Aldergrove/club-members.aspx' title='Aldergrove, BC'>Aldergrove, BC</a>

Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw

About Me

Active within 1 Day

Hi! My name is Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw

I am Domestic Shorthair from Aldergrove, BC

Nicknames: Smuckley

Age: 30 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: Smokey was with us for 18 years. When he died, our two youngest children could not remember a time when he had not been an important part of their lives.
**********
ACOTD - Nov 6, 2010 Humble headbutts of thanks!
ACOTD - Jan 29, 2012
ACOTD - May 1, 2013
ACOTD - May 1, 2014
ACOTD - May 1, 2015
ACOTD - May 1, 2016

~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~
Angel PawPaw #173249 caught my heart - May 25, 2015
~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~

Vote 100 - Pandy - 11/5/10
Vote 500 - Angel Scooter - 12/9/11
Vote 1000 - Angels Ping & ET - 4/17/12
Vote 2000 - Sandy & Angels - 4/4/13
Vote 3000 - Angels Ping, ET, HC & Poppins - 12/26/13
Vote 4000 - Artemis - 1/28/15 (my crossing day)
Vote 5000 - Q.A. Sakura, Sienna & Sable - 5/2/16
**********

My favorite tricks and treats are: I quickly learned to open the back sliding screen, so every summer I would be able to let myself in and out of the house at leisure without having to wait for the humans, and I loved Medi-treats and would open the bag myself if I had to. I also had a real love for Cheetos when I could get them, and corn on the cob. If the humans had corn and didn't give me a cob or two to finish off, I would be rooting in the garbage, trying to fish one out.

Where I hang out: I loved to spend time on Big Bro Joe's bed, on the back fence, and on the hanging chair in the living room where no other cat has dared to go since me (except for Angel Mallow a handful of times). When I got to be 17, toothless and too old to go adventuring, I still felt independent by going just a foot off of the cement back patio, where I would sun myself in a little Smokey-shaped groove in the lawn that is still there.
*****
Since crossing the Bridge, I hang out in my hunting/fishing lodge in Rainbow Valley at the foot of Sunshine Mountain, where I hunt to my heart’s content and catch all the Rainbow Trout I can handle.

My favorite grubs: I loved my canned cat food, especially a brand called Purr that the humans started getting after a scary urinary blockage when I was about 3. I almost crossed the Bridge early on that one, believe me! This was before the days of so many special formula cat foods and it had the lowest ash my humans could find.

My pet peeves: When the weather was bad and I would have to use the litter box inside; anyone touching me when I was eating. See, I first ate solid food out of a pie plate surrounded by my fursibs, a litter of cousins and both our fur moms, and it stuck with me. From my tiniest days, if you came near me when I was eating I would start to growl. Little though they were, the kids learned about this very quickly and always respected my space!

What I love about my owners: They took good care of me, and even if they bugged me a lot as little kids (sometimes even dressing me up!) I never doubted that I was loved and would spend the first two weeks of every school year walking around the house looking for them. My favourite was Big Bro Joe, who could always be counted on to get up at 3 a.m. to let me in or out. And he never ever got mad at me for waking him up!

My cat hobbies: I was an independent guy who loved to go outside and explore, but I also loved the comforts of home and hanging out with my people.

Pet motto: "No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." Leo Dworken

My Cat Home:

Create/Edit Your Cat Home

My Avatar:

Create/Edit Your Own Avatar

My Awards

How We Met

With our kids aged 2, 4, 6, and 8, we were visiting a friend on a farm. He had 2 litters of barn cats, and with four kids you know you're not leaving empty handed! Little did we know he would be with us for so many years.

**********
Born: April 30 (est), 1986
Adopted: June 15, 1986
Crossing Day: January 28, 2004
Joined CC: December 27, 2009

My Cat Stats

I've had 38625 friends visit me.

I'm the 37,750th member on CatChannel.com.

5,243 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

My Family Photos

More Photos
Roll over photos to view in frame.

My Cat Blog

DescriptionDateEditDelete
HEY SMOKEY POT!
ITS MEEEEE! YOUR PAWPAW PETAL. I SNUCK IN THE BARBER SHOP AND GOT YOU ONE OF THOSE STROPPING BELTS TO SHARPEN YOUR MACHETE! A GUY HAS TO HAVE A SHARP MACHETE, RIGHT? DID YOU FIND YOUR WAY OUTTA THE CC CYBER-MAZE? ALL WE GOT WAS SPINNING CIRLCES AND A COUPLE OF ERROR PAGES. OH PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T "IT!" NOPE, CANT HAVE MOM TOSSING THE PUTER OUT THE NEW WINDOW! THAT WAS SMART OF YOU ANGELS TO TELL HER TO SLOWLY BACK AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW AND PUT THE PUTER DOWN! KEEP THOSE HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM! NOW KNEEL DOWN AND KISS THE CANVAS! MOL! JUST KIDDIN' MOM, US ANGELS WERE PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS.

GEEE MY MOM ALWAYS OPENS HER EMAIL, CC, FB, WEATHER AND THE GOOGLE TAB. AND HAS SEVERAL OPEN HERE ON CC. WE GET LITTLE THOUGHT BUBBLES IN THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER WHEN WE GET AN EMAIL OR FB MESSAGE. ALTHOUGH THE FB TAB WILL START BLINKING....SO AND SO MESSAGED YOU. PRETTY HANDY! WELL, GOOD THING THAT BATHS ARE STRICTLY VOLUNTARY UP HERE AT THE RB, OR WE CAN DO IT OURSELVES, NOT GET STUCK IN SOME SINK WITH RUNNING WATER!

OH YOU BET! UNCLE KERRY IS A GO GETTER AND SINCE HE DONT HAVE A CAST, HE HAS CRUTCHES AND WILL SOON ENOUGH BE ABLE TO DRIVE HIS CLASSIC '66 CORVETTE AND HIS MOTORCYCLE. MOM DID TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR MOMS LEG AND HOW LONG IT TOOK. OH HER KNEE WAS INVOLVED? NO FAIR! KERRY WAS LUCKY TO NOT HAVE HIS NEW HIP REPLACEMENT GET MESSED UP, TOO. OH OUCH! IM CRINGING JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR MOMS BROKEN LEG AND THE SOFT TISSUE. MOM THOUGHT KERRY MIGHT BE THAT BAD, BUT HE LUCKED OUT.

FOR SURE OUR PRIMO FUEL INJECTED ANGEL DUST WILL GET HIM UP ON HIS CRUTCHES VERY SOON. WHY, HE'S ALREADY UP AND ABOUT ON THEM. WE'LL FIND OUT MORE THIS WEEK AFTER HE SEES THE DOC IF HE HASTA HAVE PT. HE IS NOT HAPPY SITTING ON HIS FLYING BUM, BUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE, IT'S OKAY. HE HAS HIS KITTY PUNKIN TO CUDDLE WITH WHICH MAKES IT TOLERABLE. YOU BET! WE CAN STOP AT SOME FAMOUS L.A.BURGER JOINTS....FATBURGER, IN'N'OUT, TAKE OUT FROM RUBY'S DINER AND CAFE 50'S. OR WE COULD FLY OVER TO EL COYOTA AND GET HIM A BIG MEXICAN FEAST TO GO AND A BIG BARREL OF MARGARITAS! HE'LL BE FEELIN' NO PAIN!

HE MIGHT NOT HAVE TO HAVE HIM BONES KNITTING AND PURLING ONE AND TWO, SINCE THEY PUT SCREWS, NAILS, THUMBTACKS (NOPE, NOT MALLOW), DUCK TAPE AND STAPLES IN HIS LEG TO HOLD IT STILL. HE'S IN A METAL BRACE STILL, I THINK. OH EL RANCHITO SOUNDS VERY AUTHENTIC! LETS GO HAVE LUNCH THERE. MOM WENT TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ON RANCHITO STREET. GOTTA HAVE REAL LIVE MEXICANS FROM OL MEHICO DOING THE COOKING! MOM LIKES IT WHEN THEY GIVE HER EL GRANDE PLATES OF FOOD. ALL THE MORE FOR THE TO-GO BOX.

I THINK MOM BOUGHT A COUPLE FROZEN CHIMICHANGES AND THEY'RE IN THE FREEZER. IF ONLY HER TUMMY WEREN'T GIVIN HER A HARD TIME TODAY, SHE MIGHT EAT ONE. WELL SMOKEY ON THAT HAPPY NOTE LET'S FLY OVER AND SEE UNCLE KERRY! I MADE US SOME CINNAMON CHURRO MOONPIES WITH STRAWBERRY HORCHATA! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PRETTY ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/25/2016 01:51.28 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY HUGABLE SLOKEY!
LOOKIE WHO'S FLYING IN ON THE RED EYE! I KNOW....POOR UNCLE KERRY! I THINK HE'S STILL IN THE HOSPITAL. HE WAS GONNA RETIRE IN JANUARY (DID I TELL YA THIS?) BUT GUESS IT'S COME SOONER THAN LATER. WE CANT IMAGINE HIM NOT BEING UP AND AROUND. Y'SEE, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN HYPERACTIVE AND CANT SIT STILL FOR A MINUTE. HE HAS HIS FIANCEE, A NICE CHINESE GIRL NAMED ANNIE WU, BUT SHE WORKS TWO JOBS AND LIVES IN L.A. IM SURE HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR GIRL WILL HELP HIM. HE LIVES IN A CONDO SO LOTS O'FOLKS AROUND. HE'S A REAL PEACH AND HAS TONS OF FURENDS.

YES! LET'S GO BOMBARD HIM WITH ANGEL DUST AND TAKE HIM SOME RUBY'S CHEESEBURGERS AND CURLY FRIES WITH A THICK CHOCOLATE MALT. HE LOVES RUBY'S, IT A NEAT DINER IN REDONDO BEACH. NOW SAN PEDRO HAS LOTS OF MEXICAN PEOPLE AND THIS MEANS AUTHETIC MEXICAN! YOU KNOW HOW HE LOVES EL COYOTE BUT IT'S IN W.HOLLYWOOD AND TOO FAR TO GO. MAYBE WE CAN PICK SOME UP FOR HIM WITH SOME MARGARITAS. AND WE MUST TAKE MOONPIES TO HIM!

MOM ALWAYS CHECKS MY PAGE SEVERAL TIMES DURING THE DAY AND CHECKS THE DATE AND TIME, BUT THAT LAST ONE MUSTA SNUCK BY HER OR ELSE SHE HAD JUST WOKEN UP AND WAS IN ZOMBIELAND. BUT THEN AGAIN, WE HAVE POLTERGEISTS WHO LIKE TO MESS WITH OUR HEADS.

OK SMOKEY, GREAT IDEA! LET'S PUT ON OUR GIANT SOMBREROS AND COLORFUL SERAPES AND HURACHE SANDLES TOO! WE'LL HIT UP SOME OF THE FINE SAN PEDRO MEXICAN SPOTS! I THINK I'LL GET WHAT MOM ALWAYS GETS, THE COMBO...A CHICKEN TACO, BEEF BURRITO, RICE, REFRIED PINTO BEANS, GUAC, CHIPS AND A BIG PITCHER OF MARGARITAS! I ALSO BROUGHT SOME NAPOLITA MOONPIES...THAT'S CACTUS...AND SOME AGAVE TEQUILLA SHOOTERS! LUVYA AND HUGGIES YOUR SENORITA PAWPAWRITA ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/22/2016 11:32.57 PM Report This Comment
HEY ADORABLE SMOKEY!
HOW'S MY HANDSOME MAN-KITTY TODAY? I SAW YOU CAME BY LAST EVENING BUT OL' MOM WENT AND FELL ASLEEP ALL AFTERNOON AND WOKE UP BEING A ZOMBIE! OH THANKS! I THOUGHT THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
PAWPAW MOOMPIEPIE'S WOULD BE THE MOST PURFECT THING FOR THE COOKOFF! FOR REAL? IT WON FIRST PRIZE? THE PURPLE RIBBON? WE CAN TAKE TURNS WEARING IT? HERE, LET ME PIN IT ON YOUR LAPEL AND YOU CAN WEAR IT TODAY!

THAT PAWPAW LOAF WAS A BIT HIT AND THE SMOKEY JOE'S PAWPAW PEPPER SAUCE WON FIRST PRICE IN THE CONDIMENTS CAT-EGORY! SO FOR THAT, YOU GET THE RED HOT RIBBON! IT DID GO RATHER WELL WITH THE PAWPAW LOAF, DIDNT IT? SHOT RIGHT UP MY SCHNOZZ TO CLEAR OUT THE OL' SINUSES. MAN THAT PURPLE PEOPLE EATER SURE WAS ROCKIN' OUT, STRUTTIN' HIS STUFF IN THOSE PURPLE SEQUINED SHORT SHORTS! CHECK OUT THE GAMS ON THAT ONE! HUBBA HUBBA! BUT YOU HAVE MUCH MORE HANDSOMER STEMS THAN ANY OL' PURPLE PEOPLE EATER EVER DREAMED OF HAVING.

WE STILL SEE SQUEEVE AROUND NOW AND THEN BUT NO VISITS FROM HIM. SNIFF SNIFF. WE SEE BEEGEE'S BUNCH ON YOUPET SOMETIMES. THIS MORNING SHE WAS OVER ON SISSY PAGE. NO WORRIES, WITH GRACIE AS HER WING GAL, MALLOW WILL HAVE LOTS OF HELP IN STIRRING UP SOME TROUBLE AROUND HERE. THERE! PROBLEM SOLVED. IT REALLY WAS FREAKY THAT MOM MISSED SEEING YOUR BLOG. IT MUST BE CUZ SHE'S AS BLIND AS A BAT! AND NOT SO RELIABLE TO BOOT! JUST CHALK IT UP TO OLD AGE...MOL! WE REALLY DID LUCK OUT, GETTING TO VISIT THE PAW PAW FESTIVAL THIS YEAR WHEN WE THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T EVEN STILL BE HERE. AND WITH MOM NOT BEING IN THE HOSPITAL. TOMORROW WILL BE ONE YEAR SINCE SHE ENDED UP THERE.

MOM READ ON FB THIS MORNING THAT HER BIG BRO KERRY TRIPPED ON HIS GARDEN HOSE MONDAY, WENT FLYING AND BROKE HIS FEMUR IN TWO PLACES! HE'S STILL IN THE HOSPITAL AND HAD PLATES AND SCREWS INSTALLED! DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOUR MOM? HIS NEIGHBORS HAD TO CALL THE MEDICS TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. BOY DOES BE EVER LOOK OUT OF IT! POOR UNCLE KERRY!!! AFTER WE SPRINKLE MOM WITH SOME PREVENTATVE ANGEL DUST, LETS GO TO SAN PEDRO AND SPRINKLE UNCLE KERRY WITH SOME! I BROUGHT US SOME RAINBOW CREME MOONPIES AND RAINBOW SHERBERT SHAKES TO-GO!! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PRIZE WINNER ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/21/2016 12:06.17 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY SWEET PURRRRFECT SMOKEY!
WELL NOW, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION! WHY INDEED CAN A BUNCH OF PAWPAW TREES BE CALLED A PATCH? AN ORCHARD IS MORE LIKE IT! SORTA LIKE AN APPLE ORCHARD BUT WITH PAWPAW FLOWERS! MEME FLOWERS! OH THE MYSTERIES OF KITTYDOM! IT IS REMARKABLE AINT IT?

Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE IS REMARKABLE? I KEPT CHECKING MY PAGE ALL DAY AND DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOUR BLOG! BUT ITS TIME STAMPED 10:38AM SO HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? WELL NOT TO WORRY, IM HERE NOW WITH MY HUBBY HUBBA TOM! OUR WALK THROUGH THE MOST FRAGRANT SMELLING PAWPAW ORCHARD LAST NIGHT WAS A LOVERS PARADISE!

SO NO SQUEEVE SIGHTINGS? WHERE IS THAT BOY? I GUESS WE COULD DO WITHOUT HIS BRAND OF "WIND" BUT B'GOLLY, I MISS THE LITTLE FELLA! AND WE CAN PUT ON OUR CLOTHES PINS ON OUR NOSE IF WE MUST. HIS UNIQUE BRAND OF "WIND" SURELY WOULDA WON FIRST PRIZE! PAWS DOWN.

OH I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE IT ALL! PAWPAW LOAF WITH CATSUP ON TOP, PAWPAW BURGERS WITH GRILLED ONION, SMOKED FIRST IN MISS PIGGIE YOUR TRUSTY SMOKER, PAWPAW PUDDIN', PAWPAW PIE! HOWZABOUT PAWPAW PIZZA WITH PAWPAW PEPPURRONI? AND PAWPAW
PU-PU PLATTERS WITH ORANGE DREAMSICLE PAWPAWSICLES? I KNOW MIKEY AND DOLLY WOULD LOVE THOSE. AND MAYBE SOME PAWPAW PRIME RIB SMOKED IN MISS PIGGIE? OH THE PAWPAWSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS, SMOKEY, ENDLESS! JUST LIKE MY LOVE FOR YOU.

THERE'S A SONG ABOUT MY ENDLESS LOVE AND A MOVIE TOO! OH OF COURSE! WE MUST ENTER THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER PAWPAW MOONPIES!
IT'S A ONE EYED, ONE HORNED FLYING PURPLE PAWPAW EATER! NO WAIT SMOKEY! DONT LET THEM PURPLE PAWPAW EATERS EAT ME? LET'S SERVE 'EM UP SOME PEOPLE! REMEMBER THAT SONG OF THE 50'S? AT THE END THEY SAID "WE LIKE SHORT SHORTS!" NOT SURE HOW THAT TIES IN, BUT IT WAS A CLASSIC! IM SURE WE'LL STROLL OFF WITH THE PRIZE FOR THE MOST UNIQUE PAWPAW ENTRY.

AW SHUCKS, SMOKEY! YOU DO MAKE ME BLUSH! IM BLUSHING PAWPAW PURPLE! AND I, TOO, HAVE THE BEST PRIZE IN THE WORLD! I HAVE MY SMOKEY PAWPAW PURRFECT PUDDYCAT! YOU HAVE MY HEART AND I HAVE YOURS! I EVEN MADE US SOME PAWPAW HEART SHAPED MOONPIES WITH PAWPAW PETAL WINE! CIRCA 1992 WHEN I WAS BORN. IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR FOR VINTAGE PAWPAW VINO!! HAPPY HUGS AND PURR PURRS....LUVYA ALWAYS YOUR PAWPAW PUDDYCAT ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/18/2016 06:01.02 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY HANDSOME SMOKEY!
HEY HON! IM ALL READY FOR THE PAWPAW FESTIVAL! GOT MY PURPLE AND WHITE GINGHAM FROCK WITH MY STRAW HAT COVERED IN PURPLE PAWPAW FLOWERS AND MY STRAW PURSE! HOW COOL THAT YOUR MOM SAW ALL THOSE FAIRLANES AND T-BIRDS IN A ROW! THE RED AND WHITE IS NEAT, BUT THERE'S NOTHING AS COOL AS WHITE OR AQUA. NOTHING SAYS THE 50'S LIKE THAT. ALSO NEAT ARE THE AQUA/WHITE '56 CHEVY BEL-AIRS AND NASH RAMBLERS. ALL THE MID 50'S WERE PRETTY MUCH ALIKE YEAR BY YEAR. AND ALL WAY COOL!

THANKS FOR THE 411 ON THE REUSABLE ENERGY BOATS. IF WE TOOK SQUEEVE WITH US, WE'D BE USING HIS "WIND POWER" BIG TIME, BUT WE'D HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES PINS ON OUR NOSES. IM SURE OUR BEER CAN BOAT WOULD FIT ALL THE CRITERIA FOR THE REGATTA.

OH BOY! WE GOT WEASEL PAW PAWPAW ALE AND DOGS GONE WILD PAWPAW PAW BBQ HABANERO WRAPS? OH I AM JUST IN PAWPAW HEAVEN! HOW LUCKY FOR US THAT MOM WATCHES JEOPARDY EVERYNIGHT AND HAS SCHOOLED ME IN THE ART OF WINNING JEOPARDY. WHAT KINDA GOODIES WILL THE COOKOUT HAVE TOMORROW? I CAN HARDLY WAIT!

GREAT IDEA FOR US TO GO WANDERING IN THE PAWPAW PATCH WHEN IT GETS DARK. WE CAN DO OUR CANOODLING IN THE PRIVACY OF THE PATCH. THINK THEY HAVE ANY PAWPAW PUNKINS GROWING IN THERE? OH I CAN HARDLY WAIT, SO I WONT! LETS GO SMOKEY! I BROUGHT SOME SNICKERDOODLE MOONPIES AND SNICKERDOODLE ICE CREME FLOATS TO GO! LUVYA HON BUN...YOUR PAWPAW POPSICLE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/17/2016 01:48.16 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY HUNKY SMOKEY!
HEY MY SMOKIN' HOT SMOKEY! GOSH BUT YOUR MOM WAS A BUSY BEE THE OTHER DAY! SO ARE YA READY TO WHOOP IT UP FOR YET ANOTHER FULL MOON PAWTY? MALLOW, GRACIE AND LILY WERE WORKING INTO THE LATE NIGHT AND EARLY THIS MORNING TO GET THE JOINT SPIFFED UP. HOWS MOMS LITTLE NEWLY FIXED CAR DOING?

WOW, SHE WENT TO A FARM? NOT "THE" FARM OF THE PICKTONS? HOW CUTE THAT SHE SAW A DEER AND FAWN! I THINK YESTERDAY WE READ ABOUT MAYBE MOUSE'S MOM SAW A DOE WITH HER FAWNS IN THEIR FRONT YARD. JUST LIKE BAMBI! THAT WAS AWFULLY NICE OF YOUR MOM TO STOP THE CAR SO AS NOT TO SCARE THE LITTLE ONES. WHAT SHOP GUY WAS TAKING VIDEO? THE NAPA GUY? WAS HE RIDING ALONG?

OH WOW SMOKEY! YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? YOU MOM ACTUALLY SAW 6 GROOVY COOL FORD FAIRLANES? WERE THE AQUA AND WHITE LIKE EVIES? WERE THEY THE '55 MODELS? JUST LIKE MOMS FAMILY HAD WHEN SHE WAS A KID. A '55 WHITE OVER AQUA FAIRLANE. IT WAS THE EPITOME OF COOL! AND A T-BIRD TOO? OUR NEIGHBOR HAD AN AQUA T-BIRD CONVERTIBLE AT THE SAME TIME WE HAD OUR FAIRLANE. OH WHAT FINE DAYS THOSE WERE! I WONDER IF THERE'S A CLASSIC CAR SHOW COMING UP? I BET YOUR MOM WOULD LOVE TO GO ON THE WEEKEND.

WE'VE HAD THE MOST LOVELY WEATHER ALL WEEK! 62* NOW BUT GOING TO 80*. SURE DONT FEEL LIKE THE 80'S OF THE ROASTING PAN SUMMER. IT FEELS VERY MUCH LIKE FALL IN THE MORNING. 40'S OVERNIGHT. THE SUNS JUST COMING OUT. MOM SAW THE BIG ALMOST FULL MOON LATE LAST NIGHT. OH GEE NO! HAD NO IDEA THERE'S A LUNAR ECLIPSE TO GO WITH OUR FULL MOON! WE MUST WING IT OVER TO EUROPE TO SEE IT LATER! I GUESS THEY'RE 8 HRS AHEAD OF US SO WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO CHECK IT OUT AND FLY HOME FOR THE BIG WING DING TONIGHT.

IM SOOOOO READY FOR THE PAWPAW FESTIVAL TOMORROW! HOW SPECIAL DO I FEEL TO HAVE A FESTIVAL NAMED AFTER L'IL OL' ME? ALMOST AS SPECIAL AS BEING YOUR GAL. ALBANY OHIO....HERE WE COME! REALLY? A COOK-OFF AND A RENEWABLE ENERGY REGATTA? I DONT SEE WHY WE CAN'T USE OUR BEER CAN REGATTA BOAT.

WELL, SMOKEY, WHAT SAY WE FLY OVER TO GAY PARIS FOR LUNCH. WE CAN HAVE SOME CREPE SUZETTES WITH JAMBON! WE CAN FLY BACK AND FORTH FROM PARIS TO THE PINTO SINCE WE FLY AT THE SPEED OF FUN! I BROUGHT SOME CHEERY CHERRY MOONPIES AND CHERRYOLA COLA TO GET US STARTED!! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PURSON ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/16/2016 10:38.35 AM Report This Comment
HEY MY BACON SMOKED SMOKEY!
OH WELL GEE WHIZ, SMOKES...YEP YOU DID INDEED SAY A FERN. BUT NOW THAT IT'S A SMALL POTTED PALM, GUESS THERE AINT TO WAY YOU CAN HAND A PALM, IS THERE? UNLESS YA HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN AND THEN THE DIRT WILL RAIN DOWN ON YA! MAYBE ON A HIGH UP SHELF? UP ON THE SHRINE WITH YOU GUYS AND YOUR URNS? SURELY THE EARTHLINGS WOULDNT DARE JUMP UP THERE TO THE SACRED SITE!

IT SURE NUFF WAS FREEZING OUT THIS MORNING. NO FROST BUT WE HAD DEWEY WINDOWS ON THE CAR. WE ARE 78* RIGHT NOW, JUST BEFORE 6-ISH. MOM HAD HER FUZZY ROBE AND SOCKS ON FOR HALF THE DAY. NOW IT'S JUST A BEAUTY OF A DAY! TOMORROW MOM WILL LUG OUT OUR TRASH CAN. HOW FUN THAT YOUR MOM CAN SEE HER CO-WORKER DRIVE BY! MUST BE NICE TO HAVE NEW CLEAN WINDOWS. WE ONLY DREAM OF IT.

I SURE HOPE THE CAR AT THE DOCS IS DONE BY TOMORROW. CAN SHE DRIVE HER OWN CAR FOR DELIVERIES? OH I DO HOPE HER WORK CAR WILL BE ALL SPIFFED UP AND READY TO GO. NO MORE DOORS THAT DONT OPEN, OR THE HATCHBACKS. WHAT A PAIN IN THE FLYING BUM!

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY CAT BONES, SMOKEY, THAT WE'LL STILL BE HERE COME FRIDAY FOR THE FULL HARVEST MOON PAWTY AND FOR THE MOJ'S 3RD BIRTHDAY PAWTY ON SATURDAY. I THINK WE EVEN HOLD OUT HOPE FOR YET ANOTHER CORONATION. SEEMS WE JUST KEEP TRUCKIN' ALONG AND WE'RE STILL HERE! OH AND PLEASE CC....BE HERE FOR GRACIES 4TH CROSSAVERSARY AND JEEVES & CADBURY'S 2ND BIRTHDAY! AND A.JEZEBELS BIRTHDAY, MOMS APPOINTMENT AND ANOTHER FULL HUNTERS MOON ON OCT.16. ALL PAWS CROSSED HERE! AND PURHAPS ANOTHER CORONATION?

WE QUIT HAVING THE HEEBEE JEEBEES EVERY MORNING, WONDERING IF CC WILL STILL BE HERE. IT USUALLY IS SO WE JUST SAY QUE SERA SERA! YOU BETCHA WE'LL BE LANDING ON OUR CLEVER CAT FEET WHEN THE TIME COMES, WHICH I HOPE IS NEVER! WELL SWEET LIGHT O'MY LIFE! GOTTA RUN. I THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE A SUNSET CANOE RIDE. I BROUGHT RAINBOW CREME MOONPIES AND RAINBOW SHERBERT SHAKES TO MATCH THE SUNSET! AND BROUGHT OUR DOUBLE WIDE RAINBOW TYE DYE SNUGGIE TO KEEP COZY! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PURPLE HAZE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/12/2016 05:31.33 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY SMOKEY SWEETNESS!
HEY HUN BUN! ISNT IT THE PURFECT FALL DAY TO DRAG MISS PIGGIE OUT? WE HAVE 58* GOING TO 71* BUT NO SUNSHINE YET. WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE 60'S, 70'S AND A COUPLE LOW 80'S FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS. IT SURE DO GET CHILLY HERE IN THE MORNING. JUST LIKE FALL! SO THE MALLOW PLANT IS IN FOR THE WINTER? NOW THE FERN, CANT IT BE HUNG OUTTA REACH FROM CLEVER LITTLE KITTY PAWS?

OH WE KNOW ALL ABOUT MISSING TINY FRONT TEETH! WHY, SOME OF US NEVER EVEN HAD THEM! MAMA SHORTY'S KITS, THEY DONT HAVE THE BEST TEETH EVER. EITHER THEY'RE CROOKED, MISSING OR LOOSE. GUESS ITS' ALL IN THE GENES. I THINK THAT'S NORMAL FOR UH, ELDE.....NO....KITTIES GETTING A BIT OLDER, THAT THEY LOOSE THEIR FRONT TEETH BUT NOT THE FANGS. AND EVEN THOUGH THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE ALL THEIR TEETH, SURE DONT STOP 'EM FROM SNARFIN' DOWN THE CRUNCHIES!

OH SMOKEY! MOM CANT WAIT FOR THE OCT 19 TO GET HERE. SHE'S NOT AT ALL SCARED CUZ IT'S JUST DRINK THE BARIUM AND BE HUNG UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A BAT, THEN HER CONSULTATIONS. SHE JUST HOPES THEY DONT REJECT HER AND TELL HER TO SUCK IT UP LIKE THE OTHERS. SHE'S REALLY PICKLED TINK THAT US ANGELS WILL BE ESCORTING HER.

WE'VE BEEN SEEING MALLOWEEN STUFF IN THE STORE LATELY, TOO! AND LOTS O'CANDY! CAN YOU BELIEVE THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALMOST UPON US? TURKEY DAY, MALLOWEEN, CHRISTMAS, NEW YEARS, MOMS BIRTHDAY! YOU'RE RIGHT! A.JEZEBELS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP VERY SOON! AND I SEE THAT THE MOJ NEEDS ONLY 7 MORE VOTES TIL HER BIG #4000! WHICH GRACIE FULLY INTENDS ON GETTING. SHE JUST HIT HER VOTEY BUTTON! ARE YOU VOTING FOR A.ANDERSON SO HE CAN GET HIS COTD BEFORE WE GO POOF? WE ARE.

I SAY WE DARE TO HOPE TO STILL BE HERE FOR ANOTHER CORONATION, JEZEBELS BIRTHDAY, GRACIES 4TH CROSSAVARY WHICH IS ALSO JEEVES & CADBURY'S 2ND BIRTHDAY. THAT WOULD BE SUPER SPECIAL IF JEZEBEL GETS YET ANOTHER COTD! WE DONT EVEN GET WORRIED EVERY DAY ABOUT CC NOT BEING HERE.

IS YOUR MOM GOING TO THE RECYCLE PLACE TODAY AND GETTIN' MORE GALA APPLES? MAYBE SHE CAN MAKE A NICE APPLE BROWN BETTY! GREAT IDEA! LET'S HOVER OVER HER AND TAKE OUR BURLAP SACKS, FILL'EM UP WITH GALA APPLES AND WE CAN MAKE SOME NICE HARD APPLE CIDER, APPLE PIE, APPLE PANDOWDY AND CARMEL APPLES!! WELL SMOKEY....APPLE OF MY EYE, LET'S FLY! I BROUGHT SOME FRANKENBERRY MOONPIES AND COCONUT MILK! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW APPLE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/11/2016 10:39.17 AM Report This Comment
HEY MY SMOKATINI~
HEY CUTIE! IT'S A PURFECT DAY FOR A COOKOUT, SO WHAT SAY WE GO FISHING AND GET MISS PIGGIE THE SMOKER FIRED UP AND HAVE US A COOKOUT TONIGHT? IT'S SO BRIGHT AND SUNNY AND 79* TODAY! A REAL BEAUT OF A DAY. CHILLY THIS MORNING AND FELT LIKE FALL. HMMM, ROYAL GALAS? ARENT THEY THE ONES THAT ARE KINDA GREEN/RED STEAKIED? AND KINDA SMALL? MOM HASNT BEEN ABLE TO EAT AN APPLE SINCE....WELL A LONG TIME! I THINK IT WAS 1998 AND SHE WAS IN REHAB. THEY GOT APPLES OR ORANGES LATE AT NIGHT FOR A SNACK AND FOR ONLY HAVING 8 BOTTOM TEETH AT THE TIME, SHE COULD MANAGE. BUT NOW NO MORE CHOPPERS!

IT'S A CRYIN' SHAME, SMOKEY LEMME TELL YA. SHE SHOULD DO APPLE SAUCE. MOM LIKES THE BIG RED DELICIOUS WITH THE LITTLE "STARS" ALL OVER THEM. MOM NEVER LIKED THE PITHY MUSHY APPLES, UNLESS YA COOKED 'EM. BAKED APPLES WOULD BE GOOD WITH A NICE PASTRY CRUST AND LOTSA CINNAMON AND SUGAR. HMMM...THAT GIVES MOM AN IDEA TO DO JUST THAT!

WILL THE MALLOW-BISCUS SURVIVE IN THE HOUSE FOR THE WINTER, OR WILL YOU GUYS EAT IT? OR CAN IT GO IN THE CLOSET WITH PLANT LIGHTS MAYBE? THE ROSE MALLOW IS WHAT LILY HAS, RIGHT? AND IT'S HEARTY ENOUGH TO HACK IT FOR THE WINTER OUTSIDE? WE SURE HOPE THIS TROPICAL PLANT DOES GOOD INSIDE. NOW MIKEY, NO PLANT SNACKING FOR YOU, THE MOJ OR EVIE!

YEP, MOM GOT HER MEOW CAT SCAN YESTERDAY. AND THEY PUMPED HER FULL O'IODINE AND MADE HER DRINK A JUG O'WATER THAT LIGHTS UP HER INNARDS. NOW SHE JUST GOT HER APPOINTMENT AT LONG LAST!! JUST TOLD MIKEY ALL ABOUT IT. ON OCT 19TH AND YOU, ME, MALLOW AND GRACIE CAN FLY DOWN WITH HER WHILE SHE GETS AN ESOPHOGRAPH AND A CONSULT. THEY BETTER NOT REJECT HER LIKE THE STOOPID NEUROSURGEONS DID, AND TOLD HER TO SUCK IT UP. SHE HAS SUCKED UP HER BAD NECK BUT NO CAN DO FOR HER BAD TUMMY. SO WE MUST KEEP HAPPY THOUGHT AND HAPPY DANCES AND PAWS CROSSED!

ANYTHING HAVING "CAT" IN THE NAME IS GOOD LUCK AND A SURE BET! I KNOW! LET'S GIVE HER A BOUQUET OF PUSSYWILLOWS FOR GOOD LUCK, READ HER THE STORY OF THE CAT PLAYED THE FIDDLE WHILE THE COW CAT (ELMIE) JUMPED OVER THE MOON. AND WE CAN WATCH SOME FELIX THE CAT CARTOONS, TOM & JERRY, GARFIELD WITH HER.
SO FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK IF THEY CAME UP WITH A DATE! MOM HADDA GO OUT AND GET A NEW PHONE TODAY. IT SURE SOUNDS DIFFERENT WHEN IT RINGS THAN THE LAST ONE. IT HAS ALL THE BELLS AND WHISKLES LIKE CALLER ID, AND CALL CALL WAITING, CALL HISTORY. MOM HAS NO IDEA HOW TO EVEN SET THAT UP. THE MOST ADVANCED WE'VE HAD IS OUR OLD PHONE WHICH HAD SPEAKER. SHE'LL READ THE OWNERS MANUAL AND TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT.

I RECKON WE CAN WITHHOLD OUR CLAW SLAP TO OHSU NOW THAT SHE HAS HER APPT. AND SHE CAN QUIT BEING A THORN IN THEIR PAW! SHE'S VERY HAPPY WITH OUR NEWEST OUTCOME! ON THAT HAPPY NOTE, I HAVE SOME SWEDISH FISH MOONPIES AND HAPPY CLAM BLOODY MARY'S MADE WITH CLAMATO JUICE! HUGS AND KITTY LIP KISSES! LUVYA YOUR PRECIOUS PAWPAW PRINCESS ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/09/2016 05:07.53 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY LUV BUG SMOKEY...PART UNO!
HEY SWEET BUNZ! YOUR MOM FEELS LIKE AN APPLE? DOES SHE LOOK LIKE ONE? WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO BE AN APPLE? SHINY, RED AND CRISPY? OH HOLD THE PHONE! YOU MEAN SHE FEELS LIKE EATING AN APPLE? MOL! SILLY OL' PAWPAW THOUGHT SHE WAS AN APPLE. SO WHAT'S HER FAVORITE APPLE THAT SHE GOT. WHEN MOM HAD TEETH, SHE LIKED GRANNY SMITH AND THE RED DELICIOUS. YOU KNOW WASHINGTON STATE IS FAMOUS FOR OUR DELICIOUS APPLES!

I THINK YOUR MOM SHOULD WHIP OUT THE POST-ITS AND MAKE HERSELF A REMINDER NOTE! NO WAY! WE ARE EATING CAT APPLES WHICH AREN'T PROPER FOR HUMANS! THOSE LIMA BEANS SOUND KILLER DILLER! Y'KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOOD AND KINDA LIKE LIMAS? BIG FAT WHITE BUTTER BEANS! SO SMOOTH AND SILKY. MOM WENT OUT TO DO A LITTLE SHOPPING THIS MORNING. SINCE SHE'S CASH POOR, SHE USED HER FOOD STAMP CARD AT THE STORE. AND HER CREDIT CARD OVER AT THE GROCERY OUTLET FOR OUR BIG CANS OF FRISKIES FOR THE OUTSIDE KITTIES, AND 12 CAN'S FRISKIES 6 OZ CANS FOR US. SHE SPEND $49.00 AND SAVED $39.00 AND IT WASNT EVEN SENIOR DAY!

WE HAVE SOME DRIZZLE TODAY AND 65*. OMG! FROST? GOOD THING IT WAS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION BUT THE FROST WILL SHOW UP SOON ENOUGH. ALTHOUGH WE AINT DONE WITH THE WARM WEATHER JUST YET.
OOH OOHH.....WHATS YOUR IDEA WHERE TO PUT THE HIBISCUS FOR THE WINTER? IN THE GARAGE/CARPORT? IF YOUR MOM HAS IT IN HER TEA, IT WONT HURT THE KITTIES, RIGHT?

OH EVEN BETTER! BRING IT DOWN TO THE PINTO FOR THE WINTER! THE MALLOW FLOWER ON MALLOWOOD BAY! I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT AND THE OTHER PLANT CAN LIVE OUTSIDE ALL YEAR. MOM TOLD LILY'S MOM ABOUT YOUR MOM MAKING HIBISCUS TEA. SHE SAID SHE'S HEARD OF AGUA DE JAMAICA (HIBISCUS WATER). MOM GOOGLED AND IT LOOKS LIKE A REALLY FINE SUMMER DRINK!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/07/2016 01:08.48 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY LUV BUG SMOKEY....PART DOS.....
OH BY ALL MEANS WE GOTTA FLY OVER MOM LINDA TODAY, TAKING HER OODLES OF ANGEL DUST. WE CAN SING TO HER AND KEEP HER ENTERTAINED. AT LEAST SHE GETS TO COME HOME TODAY! OH SPEAKIN' OF HOSPITALS, ST.JOHNS OUR LOCAL HOSPITAL CALLED MOM THIS MORNING SAYING THEY WANT TO SCHEDULE HER FOR A CAT SCAN! DO THEY THINK SHE ATE CATS? SO ANYHOO, TURNS OUT OHSU CALLED THEM SO SHE CAN HAVE HER BLOODWORK THE DAY BEFORE THE CAT SCAN, RIGHT HERE IN TOWN. SO LOOKS LIKE THE BALL MIGHT FINALLY BE ROLLING ON HER GI GUYS.

SHE TOLD THE GIRL SHE HAD TO RUN TO THE STORE AND COULD LEAVE A MESSAGE, BUT SO FAR, NOTHING DOIN'! GUESS MOM WILL HAVE TO CALL HER BACK AGAIN. SHE TOLD THE GIRL ABOUT WAITING 7 WEEKS AND THE GIRL WAS ALL LIKE "NO WAY!!" MOM SAYS "YES WAY!!" IT'S RIDICULOUS! GUESS MOM WILL WAIT TIL AFTER LUNCH AND SEE WHAT GIVES HERE. PAWS CROSSED! VOODOO DONUTS! SMOKEY, YOUR A TOM AFTER MY OWN HEART! I MIGHT WANNA TRY A CAPT.CRUNCH ONE ALONG WITH MY MAPLE BACON! WHAT MIGHT YOU HAVE? I BROUGHT ALONG SOME FROOT LOOP MOONPIES AND A NICE HAWAIIAN PUNCH!

WHEN WE GET HOME WE CAN SNUGGLE IN THE LA-Z-CAT CHAIR AND CATCH SOME GOOD DAYTIME. ON THE MEWS LAST NIGHT MOM SAW THE PIECE ABOUT THESE TWO GAY GUYS WITH BIG DUCK DYNASTY BEARDS. THEY PUT LOTSA HAIRSPRAY TO STIFFEN THEN UP, THEN STICK FLOWERS, CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT, WAFFLES, MOONPIES AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT'LL STICK IN THEM BEARD! THEY ARE MAKING A STATEMENT ABOUT HOW THEY GOT BULLIED FOR BEING GAY AS KIDS THEY WANNA MAKE AWARENESS FOR OTHER YOUNG FOLKS THAT IT'S OKAY TO COME OUTTA THE CLOSET. THESE TWO HAVE BEEN BUDDIES SINCE 4TH GRADE. MOM SAIS I JUST MUST SEND ALONG THE LINK! ENJOY IT!

http://www.kgw.com/news/local/editors-picks/portla- nds-the-gay-beards-are-internet-stars/314703197

WELL, MY SWEET, LETTUCE BE OFF! LUVYA YOUR PICKLE PAWPAW PUSS ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/07/2016 12:17.37 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY SMOKIN' HOT SMOKEY!
HEY CUTIE! T'IS I....THE APPLE OF YOUR EYE! GEE, I LIKE THAT. HAS A NICE RING TO IT, DONT IT? FOR REAL? A BACON PARFUME ACTUALLY EXISTS? IT DOES EXIST!! WHY B'GOLLY, YOUR RIGHT! OF COURSE MOM HAD TO GOOGLE IT AND SEE OL' MR.FARRGINAY! GEE, HE MUST BE A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS OLD NOW. GUESS THAT EAU DE BACON KEEPS HIM YOUNG.

I DONT THINK YOU WOULD HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROOLIN' DOGS CHASING YOUR DOWN, THEY HAVE BEGGIN' STRIPS. CUZ THEY DONT HAVE THUMBS! I GUESS YOU'VE SEEN THAT COMMERCIAL? PITIFUL DOGS, THEY ALWAYS BEG AND SNIVEL. WOW, YOUR MOMS CHILI SOUNDS LIKE DA BOMB! WHY IS IT LIMA BEANS AREN'T SO POPULAR? MY MOM USETA NOT LIKE 'EM BUT NOW SHE DOES. NOT MUCH SHE DONT LIKE. A LITTLE CHICKEN WOULD GO A LONG WAY COMBOED WITH ALL THOSE BEANS.

MOM STILL HAS TWO DEBONED CHICKENS IN THE FREEZER. I BET THOSE PETRIFIED STEAKS WILL MAKE A GOOD STEW WHEN IT GETS COOLER. LIKE TODAY FOR INSTANCE! IT WAS THE PURFECT DAY TO CURL UP IN OUR LA-Z-CAT CHAIR WITH OUR MOONPIE SNUGGIE, WATCHNG MILDRED PIERCE GET WALKED ALL OVER BY HER SPOILED DAUGHTER, EAT POPCORN AND HAVE ROOTBEER FLOATS! WE SURE DID NAB A WHOLE BUSHEL OF APPLES DIDNT WE? THINK OF ALL THE HARD CIDER WE CAN FERMENT AND HAVE FUN WITH!

I AM TICKLED PINK TO BE THE APPLE OF YOUR EYE! YOU ARE THE CREME IN MY COFFEE!! I BROUGHT SOME PEACH CRUMBLE MOONPIES AND PEACH SCHNAPPS FOR A LATE NIGHT SNACK! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW APPLE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/04/2016 09:01.15 PM Report This Comment
OH FOO FOO SMOKEY!
IT SEEMS THAT THE BACON LINK DIDNT WORK SO I FOUND ANOTHER ONE. IF THIS DONT WORK HAVE YOUR MOM JUST GOOGLE KEVIN BACON COLOGNE!

http://www.cbs8.com/story/32961609/bacon-cologne-b- - y-kevin-bacon

LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PUSS ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/02/2016 12:02.49 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY HONEY SMOKED SMOKEY!
OH THAT SOUNDS YUMMY! LET'S GET THE MISS PIGGY SMOKER OUT AND SMOKE US UP SOME PULLED PORK! IT'A A MIRACLE! IT'S SEPTEMBER AND WE ARE STILL HERE! DARE WE HOPE TO BE SAYING THIS IN OCTOBER? ON OCTOBER FIRST WILL BE GRACIES 4TH CROSSAVERSARY AND JEEVES AND CADBERRYS 2ND BIRTHDAY!

IT WAS ULTRA COOL THAT WE GOT TO SPRINKLE QUEEN COCO AND OUR NEW QUEEN A.KIEARA WITH OUR SPECIAL BLEND OF ANGEL DUST! IM AWFULLY GLAD THAT THEY GOT TO HAVE THEIR CORONATION. AND NOW IF ONLY MOUSE CAN HAVE HERS! ALL BY THEMSELF BEANS? WERE THEY KIDNEY BEANS, GREAT NORTHERN, WHITE, GREEN, PINTO (MY FAVORITE) OR NAVY BEANS? DID YOU MOM PUT ANYTHING IN THEM?

OH I SEE NOW! SHE TURNED 'EM INTO CHILI BEANS! THEY ARE BETTER AFTER THE SIT FOR A DAY. THE FLAVORS MINGLE FROM BEAN TO BEAN. NO BACON? SPEAKIN OF BACON, MOM SAW ON THE TODAY SHOW WHERE LATE NIGHT HOST JAMES CORDEN AND KEVIN BACON ARE SPOOFIN' KEVIN BACONS NEW COLOGNE...BACON ON BACON! IM NOT SURE IF THERE REALLY IS A BACON COLOGNE BUT IF NOT, THERE SHOULD BE! HERE YA GO....HAVE A LOOK AND A WHIFF:

http://www.allure.com/story/kevin-bacon-james-cord- en-bacon-perfume

AINT THAT SOMETHING ELSE? HOW WAS THAT CHICKEN IN THE CHILI? MOM STILL HAS TWO DEBONED CHICKEN MEAT BAGS IN THE FREEZER. SHE KEEPS MEANING TO MAKE SOMETHING, MAYBE CHICKEN WITH PASTA. IF ONLY SHE HAD ROOM IN HER TUM TUM FOR THAT. SPANKY JACKS MOM MADE SOME WHITE CHICKEN CHILI A FEW WEEKS AGO. NOW DONT THAT SOUND YUMMILICIOUS? YEP, IT WAS RIGHT AROUND THE FIRST WEEK OR TWO IN SEPT LAST YEAR THAT MOM DECIDED TO START FALLING, KERPLUNK, ON HER HEAD! SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THE FIRST TIME ON SEPT. 21 AND IT MUSTA TAKEN HER A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO GET TO THE DOC THEN THE HOSPITAL. EGADS MOM, WHAT A KLUTZ YOU ARE! HER BALANCE IS STILL CRAP BUT SHE AINT FALLEN DOWN SINCE THEN.

SO WITH NO FALLS, MOM SAYS IT'S A GO! WE WILL HEAD TO THE OHIO PAWPAW FESTIVAL IN TWO SHORT WEEKS AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER! WELL MY SWEET SMOKER, I BROUGHT US SOME PUNKIN SPICE MOONPIES AND MULLED CIDER TO ENJOY ON THIS FINE RAINY DAY! LETS CURL UP IN OUR LA-Z-CAT CHAIR AND WATCH "MILDRED PIERCE" TODAY, WHATTYA SAY? LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PRINCESS ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

09/02/2016 11:54.23 AM Report This Comment
HEY MY SWEET AS SUGAR SMOKEY!
HEY SWEET CHEEKS! WOW YOUR MOM SURE DID HAVE A BUSY DAY YESTERDAY. SO YOU HEARD FROM ALL OUR FRIENDS WHO ARE STILL HERE? IS HOCKEY GONNA BE ON THE MHL PAGE? SO MOMS OFF TODAY, HUH? HOPE SHE HAS A NICE RELAXING DAY AFTER THE HECTICNESS OF YESTERDAY. OH BOY SMOKEY! IT FEELS LIKE FALL OUT THERE TODAY! CLOUDY AND 65*! LOVIN' IT! WE CAN CUDDLE IN OUR DOUBLE WIDE SNUGGIE IF IT DOESNT GET ANY WARMER.

MOM JUST FINISHED OUR VOTING HERE AND GOT HER VACUUMING DONE. BUT GEE WHIZ, SHE GOT UP JUST BEFORE 9AM! AGAIN...DID THE SAME THING YESTERDAY. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT ANYHOO? MMMM....IS THAT WHAT I SMELL? A NICE HEARTY POT OF BEANS, WITH BACON IN IT? BEANS AND HAM HOCKS? AREN'T THE HAM HOCKS SORTA LIKE BACON?
WHAT FUN! LAWN MOWING AND BEHEADING THE WEEDS!

SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER PLAN! FLYING OVER THE BLANKET OF FOG! FOR SURE WE'LL NEED OUR DOUBLE WIDE SNUGGY! I'LL BRING A LIGHT LUNCH OF TUNA FISH SAMMIES, TATER CHIPS, BANANAS, OREOS, AND MANGO MOONPIES WITH PASSION FRUIT SMOOTHIES! SOUND GOOD TO YOU?

OH YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN MY MOM KEPT FALLING ON HER NOGGIN LAST YEAR! HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR. SHE THINKS HER FIRST HOSPITAL STAY WAS ON SEPT.21 SO THAT MEANS SHE STARTED HER HEAD SMACKING A COUPLE WEEKS EARLIER! SHE'S DONE GOOD WITH NO FALLING SINCE LAST FALL! SHE IS SO SORRY SHE HAD YOU GUYS WORRIED, BUT SHE'S TO ORNERY TO EVER GO ANYWHERE OTHER THAN THE HOSPITAL. I THINK WE WILL BE ABLE TO TOTALLY ENJOY THE PAWPAW FESTIVAL THIS YEAR WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD! WE CAN ALWAYS TAKE ANGEL MOM JANADA ALONG WITH US FOR A FUN OUTING.

DO YOU SEE BIGFOOT DOWN THERE, TRAMPING THROUGH THE FOREST ON HIS BIG FEET, THROUGH THE FOG. I THINK I SEE THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! MY, BUT HE IS A BIGGUN' AINT HE? LETS GET OUR PEA SHOOTERS OUT AND BEAN HIM ON HIS LARGE HEAD! IM JUST GLAS WE CAN FLY HIGH AND HE CAN'T REACH US, EVEN WITH THOSE BIG LONG ARMS OF HIS! OKAY ON THE COUNT OF THREE......SHOOT! BIG PAWPAW HUGS COMING YOUR WAY! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PEA SHOOTER ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/30/2016 12:43.05 PM Report This Comment
HEY SMOKEY!
WELL GEE GOLLY WHIZ! I DID DO IT, DIDN'T I? I TELL YA IT PAYS TO STAY UP LATE. THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP. KNOWING MY GOOFBALL MOM, SHE MIGHTA NOT NOTICED SO GLAD YOU HAD MY BACK....ER PAW! GEE MALLOW HAS ONLY 17 TO GO BEFORE THE BIG ONE? DARE GRACIE GET THAT ONE? YEAH, WHODDA THUNK IT THAT WE'D STILL BE HERE OVER A MONTH SINCE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO POOF! I SURE AM GLA WE'RE STILL HERE AND I DO BELIEVE WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER CORONATION! AND HOPEFULLY MIKEY 8 DOLLYS 4TH ANNIVERSARY, OUR FULL HARVEST MOON AND MORE BIG NUMBERS!

AH SO! THE FULL MOON IS THE DAY BEFORE THE MOJ'S BIRTHDAY? WHAT TIMING! DOUBLE THE PAWTY, DOUBLE THE FUN. YOU'RE SO RIGHT, EVERYDAY WE SPEND TOGETHER IS A PAWTY! YOU'RE THE COOLEST KITTY IN THE WORLD AND I LOVE NOTHING BETTER THAN CHILLIN' OUT WITH YOU, GOING ON ADVENTURES, EATING, PICNICS, FISHING, CANOEING AND ALL OTHER FORMS OF CAT FUN!

OH WOW! THE OHIO PAWPAW FESTIVAL IN JUST A FEW SHORT WEEKS? SEEMS LIKE WE WERE JUST THERE A FEW MONTHS AGO. HOW TIME FLIES. THIS'LL BE A TRIPLE PAWTY! REALLLY? THE PAPAYA IS ALSO CALLED THE HUMBLE PAWPAW...FRUIT OR FLOWER? AH GEE, THAT MAKES MY LITTLE HEART ALL WARM AND FUZZY. AND SO DO YOU!

WE HAVING SUCH A FINE TIME OVER AT Q.COCOS END OF SUMMER BBQ AND POOL PAWTY! WHY THANK YOU FOR SAYING I LOOK ADORABLE IN MY STRING KITTIKINI. YOU LOOK RATHER HANDSOME IN YOUR ALOHA PRINT BOARD SHORTS YOURSELF! HUBBA HUBBA! THE CASTLE CHEFS SURE KNOW HOW TO "PUT ON THE DOG" SO TO SPEAK! BUT GOOD THING WE LIKE BEEF, CHICKEN AND FISH, NOT DOG! EXCEPT FOR THE ADORED HOT DOG. THE DANGER-RUSS DOG!

IM READY TO DIVE BACK IN THE POOL THEN CUDDLE UP WITH YOU ON OUR DOUBLE SIDE SHARKNADO FLOATIE!! I BROUGHT US SOME SALT WATER TAFFY MOONPIES WITH SEA BREEZES!! SMOOCHIES & SNUGGLES! YOUR PAWPAW PAPAYA ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/28/2016 11:52.35 AM Report This Comment
HEY SMOKEY!
IT'S THE WITCHING HOUR AND YOUR CUTE LITTLE BLACK WITCHES APPRENTICE STAYED UP WAITING FOR THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT! BONG BONG...TIMES TWELVE! AND GUESS WHAT? I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I DID IT!!! I NABBED YOUR REALLY BIG VOTE OF #5200! HOW'S THAT FOR PRECISION TIMING? OF COURSE IT HELPED A LOT FOR YOU TO REMIND ME. SOMETIMES MOMS A FLAKE AND IT GOES RIGHT OVER HER HEAD! NOT THIS TIME! SO SWEETIE, I HAVE 5200 BIG SLURPY KISSES FOR YOU! PUCKER UP NOW! LUVYA YOU PAWPAW PUSS &hearts:

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/28/2016 12:04.31 AM Report This Comment
OH SMOKEY MY SMOKEY!
SEEMS AS IF JOGGED RIGHT OVER AND PAWED YOUR #5199. SO YA KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? MOM WILL SET HER KITCHEN ALARM FOR MIDNIGHT WHEN THE NEW VOTED BUTTON COMES UP AND I PLAN TO BE THE ONE TO PAW THE BIG #5200! SINCE I MISSED THE LAST TWO BIG NUMBERS I SURE HOPE NOBODY BEATS ME TO THE PUNCH ONLY 3 1/2 HR.TO GO! AND THEN MIKEYS DOPTY DAY TOMORROW! PAWTY TIME!! I REALLY THINK WE'LL STILL BE HERE FOR THE CORONATION AND MAYBE EVEN THE FULL MOON PAWTY!

WHAT'S THIS? YOUR MOMS FEELING HUMAN? WAS SHE FEELING ALIEN BEFORE? BOY YOU SAID IT SMOKEY! TODAY WAS A DELIGHFUL COOL DAY AT ABOUT 73* AND NOT COLD, NOT HOT. MOM WENT TO WALMART AND GOT US 40 CANS OF FRISKIES, KITTY LITTER AND TWO BIG BAGS OF DRY FOOD. AND GOT SOME POPCORN SHRIMP FOR HERSELF. WE WILL HAVE A BIT WARMER TOMORROW THEN DOWN TO THE 70'S AND EVEN A FEW DAYS OF 60'S! WE LOVE IT!

I GUESS IT MIGHTA BEEN TOO HOT TO HAVE GONE ON THE HISTORY WALK. MAYBE IN THE FALL? OUR THURSDAY IS CALLING FOR 68* AND MP RAIN SO THAT MAY BE PURRFECT! OK MUMS THE WORD, MY CAT LIPS ARE SEALED. LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS. AREN'T WE HAVING A BALL AT QUEEN COCO'S BBQ AND POOL PAWTY? I GOT OUR SHARK FLOATIES AND POOL NOODLES OUT ALONG WITH YOUR SPEEDO, OR BOARD SHORTS AND MY KITTYKINI! OH WHY THANK YOU SMOKEY FOR BLOWING UP OUR SHARKNADO FLOATING! I HOPE YOUR EYES GET KNOCKED OUT SEEING ME IN MY STRING BIKINI! I EVEN GOT A BRAZILIAN WAX! OUCH!

WELL SWEETIE LET DIVE IN! I BROUGHT SOME SEAFOAM MOONPIES WITH BLUE LAGOON MARTINIS!! SEE YA AT MIDNIGHT FOR YOUR BIG VOTE! HUGS AND SLOPPY KISSES...YOUR PAWPAW &hearts'

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/27/2016 08:47.33 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY FURBABY SMOKEY!
HEY HON!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! LET'S GO ON A PICNIC, SHALL WE? WELL, WE'RE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO YOUR BIG #5200. ONLY 5 MORE VOTES AND IT WILL BY MINE...MINE...ALL MINE TO POUNCE ON!
WHO KNEW WE'D STILL BE HERE TO CAPTURE THOSE BIG VOTES? THE MOJ WILL GET HERS BEFORE TOO LONG. WELL, CAN'T BLAME YOUR MOM FOR NOT WANTING TO BE TOP CAT AT HER JOB. MY MOM WOULD HATE BEING IN CHARGE OF OTHERS. SHE DONT LIKE TO BOSS ANYONE AROUND. OR HAVE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BEING TOP CAT.

HER JOB SOUNDS JUST PURFECT FOR HER WITH LOTS OF VARIETY AND FUN STUFF TO DO. SHE SURE WONT GET BORED. GOOD IDEA TO HAVE THAT WHITE BOARD. AT MOMS LAST JOB, THEY HAD A WHITEBOARD TO PUT P/U'S AND DELIVERIES FOR THE TRUCK DRIVERS. MOM ALWAYS USED HER COLORED DRY ERASE PENS TO KEEP IT COLORFUL. AND SHE HAS A CAR RADIO? IS IT LIKE A CB WHERE SHE CAN GO...BREAKER BREAKER.....THERE'S A SMOKEY AT 10 O'CLOCK? OH HAHA! THE NAMED THE FUZZ AFTER YOU.

IT WOULDA BEEN KINDA TOUGH TO BE A FLAGGER WITHOUT A RADIO TO GIVE A HEADS UP FOR COMING CARS SO THEY WOULDNT CRASH HEAD ON TO EACH OTHER. WE'VE BEEN HAVING OUR FAIR SHARE OF ROADWORK AROUND TOWN LATELY WITH THE FLAGGERS BUT I DONT SEE THEM HAVING RADIOS. OR BEING FAR FROM EACH OTHER. THAT'S SO GREAT THAT SHE CAN HAVE THE RADIO FUN WITHOUT THE GETTING UP WITH THE CHICKENS! REALLY? THEY WOULD CALL HER AT 5AM TO JUMP UP AND GO TO VANCOUVER? HER FAVORITE PLACE...NOT!

FORT VANCOUVER SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY NEAT PLACE WITH ALL THE HISTORY AND STUFF. OH BOY! THE KATZIE FIRST NATION? HOW NICE TO HAVE A BAND NAMED FOR US. MOM JUST GOOGLED THE COAST SALISH. HOW INTERESTING! THEY ARE EVEN DOWN HERE IN WASH. AND OREGON. IS THE FRASER RIVER THE SAME AS THE FALSE RIVER? PRETTY NEAT THAT THEY'RE LIKE THE TULALIP BAND. MOM ALWAYS THINKS OF TULIPS WITH LIPS! MOL..SILLY WOMAN!

I HAVE OUR PICNIC BASKET FILLED UP WITH GOODIES SO WE CAN STROLL ALONG AND MEET THESE FUN PEOPLE ON OUR WALKING TREK TODAY! ALSO I BROUGHT SOME RICE PUDDING MOONPIES WITH RICE MILK! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PRINCESS ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/25/2016 10:01.06 AM Report This Comment
HEY SNUGGABLE SMOKEY....PART UNO!
JUST 8 MORE VOTES BEFORE YOU HIT THE BIG #5200! I WILL KEEP MY EYES PEELED THIS TIME AND TRY TO GET IT FOR YOU! HOW LUCKY YOUR MOM IS TO BE ABLE TO CHECK OUT THE PUTER SCHEDULING! WHY, NEXT THING YA KNOW...SHE'LL BE TOP SUPERVISOR! THAT JOB SOUNDS PRETTU EASY GOING AND NOT AT ALL STUFFY, RUN BY STOOPID RULES! IM SO GLAD SHE GOT IT. SO SHE LEARNED ABOUT THE EMPOWERMENT? TOO COOL! THOSE CLASSES SURE DID COME IN HANDY. NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING TREATED LIKE A CHILD, WITH A HELICOPTER BOSS.

AW KINDA SAD TO HAVE MOM GIVE UP HER TAKING THE PAPERS OUT FOR A STROLL, BUT SHE CAN ONLY DO SO MANY THINGS AT ONCE. I HOPE THE NEW PURSON WORKS OUT WELL. HER METAL PAPER STROLLER IS ON IT'S LAST WHEELS? DO I SMELL ANOTHER VIKING FUNERAL? OR MAYBE MALLOW COULD US IT TO WHEEL COCONUTS AROUND THE PINTO? BUMMER THAT MOM WONT GET TO GO TO HER PADDLING EVENT. MAYBE SOON? WE COULD TEACH HER A FEW THINGS ABOUT PADDLING CANOES.

OH COOL! A WALKING TOUR OF FORT LANGLEY? IS IT REALLY HISTORICAL WITH FUN FACTS OF THE OLDEN DAYS? IS THE RESERVATION AN INDIAN RESERVATION? MIGHT WE TAG ALONG WITH HER? SOUNDS PRETTY INDIAN IF THE ONE LADY IS BANGING ON HER DRUMS. AND BEST OF ALL...IT'S FREEE! YEP, RIGHT UP YOUR MOMS ALLEY! SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE!

SO IF YOU WERE BIG BRO JOES' SPECIAL KITTY AND EVIE IS BECCA'S, WHO IS MALLOW, MIKEY AND THE MOJS PURSON? I BET BIG BRO WILL AND MOM, RIGHT? IM SURE BIG BRO WILL THOUGHT OF MALLOW AS DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL, AND MIKEY IS HIS HANGOUT BEER DRINKING BUDDY! IT DONT SURPRISE ME ONE LITTLE BIT THAT MALLOW GAVE WILL AND HIS PUTER THE STINK EYE! WHEN A KITTY WANTS A LAP, NOTHING GETS IN THE WAY! THANK GOODNESS BIG BRO WILL WAS RIGHT THERE WHEN THAT BIG OL' COON WAS ON MALLOWS TAIL!

TO BE CONTINUED....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/23/2016 07:56.35 PM Report This Comment
HEY SNUGGALBE SMOKEY...PART DOS!
WE HAVE A FEW FEATHER WANDS BUT MOM JUST NAILS THEM TO THE DOORWAY SO WE CAN PLAY WITH THEM AT WILL. AND WE ARE ALL EACH OTHERS PLAYTHINGS. WE'VE NEVER HAD THAT LITTLE RED DOT THINGIE, BUT MOMS WRIST WATCH CATCHES THE SUNLIGHT AND IT MAKES A SPOT ON THE WALL. THE BUTLERS JUST GO CRAZY FOR THAT! THE POOR MANS LASER TOY. I REMEMBER HEARING HOW EVIE LIKED TO PLOP IT DOWN ON DADS DESK AND BE HIS LITTLE HELPER AS WELL AS HIS BEDTIME TV BUDDY. WE ALL GET OUR OWN SPECIAL BRAND OF LOVE BUT IT'S ALL EQUAL. I WAS MOMS FAVORITE CUZ I WAS THE OLDEST. SHE SAYS WE ARE ALL OF US HER FAVORITE AND HAVE OUR SPECIAL TRAITS THAT MAKE US THAT WAY.

OH SMOKEY! IT WAS JUST SO SAD TO HEAR THAT QUEEN COCO'S LITTLE BABY GIRL KITTY PASSED THE OTHER NIGHT. FAR TOO MANY OF HER KITTIES COME UP HERE. BUT AT LEAST THE HAVE SOMEBODY WHO SHOWED THEM LOVE, EVEN FOR A SHORT TIME. WE WERE LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH LONG LOVING LIVES, WEREN'T WE? I WAS TOTALLY SURPRISED TO SEE THE LITTLE BOY GOT HIS FOOT AMPUTATED AT JUST ONE DAY OLD! IM SO GLAD MOM SUE COULD FIND A VET WHO'D DO IT. THE KITTY WILL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! WHY OUR SUGAR WAS ONE YEAR OLD WHEN HE HAD HIS BACK LEG AMPUTATED. 9 YRS LATER HE HAD NO RECOLLECTION OF EVER HAVING ONE. HE DONT NEED IT, AS HE HAS A SPRING IN HAS ON BACK LEG.

HMMM...SILVER WAS THE FIRST CC KITTY? IT SEEMS VAGUELY FAMILIAR THAT MAYBE YOUR MOM DID TELL MY MOM. OF COURSE MY BUMBLEHEADED MOM FORGETS THESE THINGS TIL SHE GETS HER SWISS CHEESE MEMORY REFRESHED. I WONDER IF HE LIVES NEAR THE LUMANATICS IN IRVINE? IS HE STILL HERE ON CC? OW WOW! HE IS STILL ON HER BUT NOT BEEN ON FOR 3641 DAYS. HOW MANY YEARS IS THAT? I'D RECKON ABOUT 10 YRS. OH NOW I REMEMBER THAT TRICK OF FINDING THE NEWEST CC MEMBER AND HITTING NEXT OR BACK OR SOMETHING AND IT TAKES YA RIGHT BACK TO THE BEGINNING. I JUST DID SEE HE GOT CONGRATS ON HIS COTD LAST JANUARY.

SILVER SURE IS A HANDSOME KITTY BUT NOT AS HANDSOME AS MY SMOKEY! IT IS STRANGE WHAT OUR MOMS DO WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE IDLE HANDS. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO LEARN NEW STUFF, SO WE AINT COMPLAINING NONE! WELL MY SWEETIE, GOTTA RUN! TIME TO FEED THOSE FLYING CAT MONKEYS! I BROUGHT US SOME CANDY CORN MOONPIES WITH ORANGE JULIUS. A SURE SIGN THAT FALL'S ALMOST HERE! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PUSS ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/23/2016 07:55.43 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY KISSABLE SMOKEY!!
MOM FIGURED YOUR MOM MIGHT BE WORKING TODAY BUT I MADE HER COME CHECK MY PAGE! AND HERE YOU ARE! WHY WOULD YOUR ITTY BITTY LAPTOP OVERHEAT? OH I SEE NOW...IT ONLY HAS A SMALL FAN! GUESS MOMS LAP GETS PRETTY WARM WITH IT AND THE KITTIES PILED ON. MY MOM LIKES HER DESKTOP AND NEVER WANTED A LAPTOP. SHE'D NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE IF SHE HAD ONE. AND THANK GOODNESS TODAY IS LOVELY! ALREADY 2PM AND WE HAVE 68*!! ISN'T THAT REMARKABLE! HOW CAN IT BE 102* JUST DAYS AGO AND SO NICE NOW? NO MATTER, WE'LL TAKE IT! WE'LL HAVE RELIEF TIL WEDNESDAY GETS HERE, THEN 3 DAYS IN THE MID 90'S. BETTER THAN TRIPLE DIGITS.

WHY NO! I DID NOT KNOW YOUR MOM WAS PADDLING AROUND ON THE FORT LANGLEY CANOE SITE! HOW MUCH FUN WILL THAT BE IF SHE DROPS BY FOR SOME INTRODUCTORY PADDLE LESSONS? WE CAN HOVER OVER TO MAKE SURE SHE DONT CAPSIZE. THAT WOULD BE A REALLY FUN THING FOR YOUR MOM WHAT WITH ALL THE HARD WORK SHE'S BEEN DOING ON THE HOUSE ALL YEAR! SHE NEEDS A BREAK AND SOON! NOTHING LIKE A RELAXING PADDLE!

WE'VE SEEN THE KNIGHT THE LAST FEW DAYS BUT LAST WEEK WE SAW IT HAD BEEN 5 DAYS. WE DONT REALLY KNOW HOW THAT WORKS. OH SMOKEY! DID YOU SEE QUEEN COCO SAID IN HER BLOG TODAY THAT THE LITTLE BABY GIRL KITTY DIDN'T MAKE IT? SHE CROSSED THE BRIDGE YESTERDAY! GOSH SHE JUST NEVER HAD A CHANCE BUT MOM SUE MADE SURE SHE DID EVERYTHING SHE COULD. IM JUST GLAD SHE HAD US TO GREET HER.

YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE THAT IS MAYBE A LITTLE MORE SPECIAL IN THEIR OWN WAY. FOR MOM IT WAS GRACIE PROBABLY CUZ SHE LIVED THE LONGEST. I WAS PRETTY SPECIAL AND SO WAS BRO CASEY. RHOAMINS FAMILY REUNION BLOG WAS PRETTY SPECIAL, WASN'T IT. BUT SO SORRY TO SEE THAT MOM LILLIAN HAD LOST 17 KITTIES IN THE 10 YRS THAT THEY'VE BEEN HERE. WE HAVE ONLY LOST ABOUT 8 OR SO THAT WE KNOW OF. NOW ICARUS AND TIGER HAVE GONE FISHIN' SO WE DONT COUNT THEM AS "LOSING THEM". Y'KNOW?

WOW RHOAMIN DID COME EARLY TO CC! I WONDER WHO THE VERY FIRST ONE WAS AND IF THEY'RE STILL AROUND? HOW WOULD WE EVEN FIND OUT? YESTERDAY WAS ANGEL MOM JANADA'S BIRTHDAY? LET'S TAKE HER TO THE DOUBLE RAINBOW BAR & GRILL FOR HER PAWTY! THEY HAVE A COOL BOOT SCOOTIN' COUNTRY WESTERN BAND AND A DANCE FLOOR FOR TEXAS TWO STEPPIN' AS WELL! I DONT THINK SHE'LL MIND THAT IT'S A BELATED BIRTHDAY. WE SAW THAT LOW LIFE HACKER. MOM GOT AN EMAIL THE OTHER DAY THAT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO LOG INTO HER FB ACCOUNT. SHE HAD TO MAKE A NEW PASSWORD BUT WAS SAFE.

WE ARE SO GLAD THAT ALL OUR FB/CC CATMOMS AND DAD LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER AND SOUND THE ALARM! WHAT A GOOD IDEA TO SEE IF LEO STILL HAS HIS CRABSHACK. WE CAN TAKE HER THERE FOR A BIRTHDAY DINNER AFTER OUR DOUBLE RAINBOW LUNCH OR SWITCH THEM AROUND. I CAN HAVE ELMIE AND POUNCIE MAKE HER THE 88 LAYER RAINBOW MOONPIE CAKE! I BROUGHT US SOME ORANGE MARMELADE MOONPIES WITH ORANGE JULIUS. WE CAN TAKE ORANGE LEO SOME TOO! BIG HUGS! YOUR DARLIN' PAWPAW ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/21/2016 02:06.09 PM Report This Comment
HEY THERE MY THOUGHTFUL SMOKEY!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE HANKY! POOR MOM LILLIAN, WE HOPE SHE ISN'T TOO OVERWHELMED WHAT WITH RHOAMIN COMING UP HERE AND HAVING AUNTIE SAMANTHAS CROSSAVERSARY YESTERDAY. AND DIDYA SEE? SHE GOT ACOTD TODAY! WE NOTICED SHE HASNT BEEN ON HERE FOR 5 DAYS. WE SURE HOPE THEY COME BACK BEFORE WE GO POOF!

THEY MUSTA BEEN ONE OF THE VERY FIRST KITTY FAMILIES HERE ON CC. IM SO GLAD CC WAS...IS...STILL HERE FOR SPECIAL OCCASSIONS SUCH AS THESE. IT'S SO IMPAWTENT FOR US KITTIES TO GATHER ROUND THE GRIEVING FAMILY AS WE DO. SO THE PUTER ACTS UP WHEN THE WEATHER GETS HOT? I GUESS IT'S GONNA REALLY BE ACTING WONKY TODAY! WE'RE FIXIN' TO HAVE 101*! OH SMOKEY, CAN YOU MAKE IT STOP? MOM DID SEE THE BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT FULL MOON LATE LAST NIGHT! THE NEXT FULL MOON IS SEPT.16 AND WILL BE THE HARVEST MOON. WOULDN'T IT BE KEEN IF WE WERE STILL HERE?

OH SMOKEY! THAT BIG HUNK O'CHOCOLATE PIE SOUND JUST DIVINE! CAN YOU SNEAK A COUPLE PIECES OUT FOR US? YEAH, WE KNOW THE FEELING OF....AS THE YOUNGER SET CALLS IT "POS", PAWRENT OVER SHOULDER! MOL..HAVENT HEARD THAT SAID FOR A FEW YEARS. GUESS IT'S AN ARCHAIC WORD NOW. HOW ABOUT HELICOPTER PAWRENTS? YEP, TODAY WE HAVE IT ALL TO OURSELVES!

SINCE IT'S SO TOASTY OUT, WHAT SAY WE TAKE OUR CANOE OUT, DO A LITTLE CATFISHIN', A DIP IN THE LAKE AND A PICNIC UNDER THE CHERRY TREE? I BROUGHT A BASKET OF COLD FRIED CHICKEN, TATER SALAD WITH EGG, CHIPS, DIPS, AND BANANA CREME MOONPIES WITH COCONUT MILK! I AM READY WHEN YOU ARE, SWEETIE! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PUNK ROCKER ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/19/2016 11:51.18 AM Report This Comment
HEY MY SMOKEY!
SNIFF SNIFF...CAN YOU PASS THE KLEENEX PLEASE? THANKS. IT WAS JUST SO SAD TO SEE THAT OUR BUDDY RHOAMIN CAME OVER HERE LAST NIGHT. MOM HAD A DREAM WAKING UP YESTERDAY ABOUT HIM, THAT HIS TIME MIGHT BE THAT VERY DAY...YESTERDAY. BUT SHE LOOKED AT CMR AND SAW NOTHING.

I GUESS THE VET HASTA GIVE CATMOMS OPTIONS, BUT IF THEY ONLY PROLONG LIFE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, IT'S REALLY NOT FAIR TO US! UNLESS WE ARE NOT HAVING PAIN, THEN WE DONT MIND JUST LAYING LOW AND LIVING OUT OUR LAST DAYS. MOM LILLIAN KNEW THAT RHOAMIN WASN'T HAVING A GOOD QUALITY. IT'S BETTER TO GO OUR FEELING STILL NOT TO BAD, THAN TO WAIT TIL THE VERY LAST MINUTE. VERY HARD, BUT THE KINDEST THING TO DO. YOU'RE SO RIGHT, BEST TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE HAPPY KITTIES WE WERE AS EARTHLINGS, NOT THE SICK KITTIES WE MIGHTA ENDED UP BEING.

IT IS NEVER EASY SO YES! LET'S GO TAKE A BIG BUNDLE OF ANGEL DUST TO SPRINKLE ON MOM LILLIAN AND THE REST OF THE KNIGHTS. HE SURE WILL BE MISSED BUT WE HAVE GAINED A NEW FUREND HERE. IM SO GLAD THAT AT LEAST CC WAS STILL UP AND RUNNING SO WE COULD ALL SAY G'BYE AND PAY OUR RESPECTS. IM SURE SOMEONE WOULDA POSTED ON FB/CC IF WE WEREN'T HERE ANYMORE. WE STOPPED OVER TO PAY OUR CONDOLENCES WHEN WE FOUND OUT. ALSO YESTERDAY WE HAD GONE TO VISIT ON YOUPET AND TAKE HIM SOME ANGEL DUST. WE HOPE THAT HE'LL STILL BLOG OVER HERE AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE, AS AN ANGEL KITTY. RIP ANGEL RHOAMIN, TOP CAT!

IT SURE DOES LOOK LIKE A KNIGHT ANGEL FAMILY REUNION OVER HERE TODAY! MOM LILLIAN WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS! I BROUGHT SOME ORANGE ANGEL FOOD MOONPIES AND ORANGE CRUSH FOR US. NOW SHALL WE FLY OVER TO THE KNIGHTS?? LET ME WIPE AWAY MY TEARS FIRST! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PRINCESS ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/16/2016 11:02.20 AM Report This Comment
HEY MY PURFECT OTHER HALF SMOKEY!
WOW HON, WE ARE A MATCHED SET! SERIOUSLY? A SINGLE WIDE GOES FOR 100K? WHY THAT'S HIGHWAY RUBBERY! YOU COULD BUY A REAL NICE HOUSE HERE IN PODUNK FOR THAT AS WELL. HECK OUR LITTLE BUNGALOW WAS ONLY HALF THE PRICE. THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DICEY TO DRIVE CLEAR ACROSS THE COUNTRY, ON THE TRANSCANADIAN HIGHWAY WITH THREE SQUALLING KITTIES IN TOW. AND ISN'T IT COLDER THERE IN THE WINTER?

THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT AUNTIE KAYS PAWRENTS BOUGHT A HOUSE IN VANCOUVER FOR ONLY $2700.00! WHY, YA CAN'T EVEN MAKE TWO MONTHS RENT FOR THAT ANYMORE! THE GOOD OL' DAYS AND THE HOUSES WERE MADE MUCH STURDIER BACK IN THE DAY. MAYBE WE SHOULD HOP IN OUR TIME CAPSULE AND GET CATAPULTED BACK TO THE 40'? OF COURSE WE CAN STILL GET A BARGAIN IN BELT BUCKLE FOR OUR SWEET SOUTHERN HOME.

I CAN BELIEVE THAT A HOUSE NEAR THAT OLD ONE IS GOING FOR A COOL COUPLE OF MILLON! YOU'D HAVE TO BE A MILLIONAIRE OR MORE TO LIVE THERE. NOTHING FOR UNDER A MILLION? THAT'S JUST PLAIN NUTZ CRAZY! I ALSO PURFUR THE SLOW PACE OF BELT BUCKLE AND THE SMOKEY MOUNTAINS TO THE HUBBUB OF THE BIG CITY WITH IT'S BIG PRICED HOUSES. IT'S THE COUNTRY LIFE FOR US! WOULD THAT MAKE US HILLBILLIES? FINE WITH ME! AND YOU'LL BE RIGHT AT HOME SINCE YOU WERE BORN IN A BARN AND ARE A COUNTRY BOY. THE BBQ'S AND HOEDOWNS WE COULD HAVE, IT'D BE ASTOUNDING! THANK GOODNESS WE DON'T HAVE KITTENS OF OUR OWN TO TAKE CARE OF. AND AS FAR AS GUESTS? THEY CAN STAY OUT IN THE BARN SLEEPING ON BALES OF HAY!

WELL, MY SWEETEST BETTER HALF GOTTA RUN BEFORE THE ELECTRICIANS GET HERE AND WE LOSE EVERYTHING!! I BROUGHT US SOME LEMON CHIFFON MOONPIES AND RASPBERRY LEMONADE! OH I SEE WE HAD A FINE TIME WITH A.MISTY LAST NIGHT CANOEING, FISHING AND HAVING A FISH FRY AT SUNSHINE MOUNTAIN! IT WAS SUCH A NICE COOL EVENING AND IT WAS FUN TO GET OUT WITH FURENDS! OK MY PET....LET'S GO STROLLING DOWN BY THE RIVER! LUVYA YOUR YOUR SNUGGLY PAWPAW PETAL ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/15/2016 09:49.28 AM Report This Comment
Hi Angels Smokey and Paw Paw,
How are you doing this evening? It sure has been hot recently so I thought that we could spend this evening at the lake at the foot of Sunshine Mountain. We can canoe, do some fishing, have a fish fry and even play some beach pawty music. I will have plenty of snacks and picnic food too. I hope to see you there for a fun evening. Purrs of love, Q. Angel Misty...

Come visit me, Mittens. I Love Summer..., Q. Angel Misty. I love my CC Family..., Minuette. I enjoy the warm Summer days.., Greycee Mist. I feel like a kitten in Summer... & Gypsy. It's Summertime....

08/14/2016 01:59.49 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY SMOKABLE SMOKEY!
REALLY? A OL' BEAT UP TRAILER COST OVER 100K? THATS JUST ABSURD. I HOPE IT;S AT LEAST A TRIPLE WIDE! OH WAIT...ITS A SINGLE WIDE? CAN YOU SAY PRICE GOUGING? I THINK WE'D BE BETTER OFF IN BELT BUCKLE OR PODUNK KELSO. I GUESS IF YOUR MOM SELLS HER HOUSE, SHE'LL FETCH A PRETTY PENNY. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD THAT SASKATCHEWAN DONT CARE HOW MANY KITTIES YOU HAVE. I DONT THINK KELSO DOES EITHER, OR WE HAVE KEPT OUR SECRET HIDDEN!

IF WE GO FOR THE BELT BUCKLE HOMESTEAD THEY COME WITH LOTS OF ACRES FOR PINTO PONIES AND PINTO HOLSTEIN COWS! THINK OF THE BBQ'S WE COULD HAVE WITH YOUR PIGGIE SMOKER.AND WE CAN HAVE BARN DANCES, HOEDOWNS AND PIG RACES. CHICKENS AND OTHER CRITTERS THAT WE'LL NEVER THINK OF EATING. AND A FISH POND! WE SURE CAN ADD ONTO THE LITTLE BUNGALOW IF IT'S THAT LITTLE, BUT REALLY, WHO NEEDS A LOT OF ROOM? NOT LIKE WE HAVE KITTENS OR ANYTHING.

ISN'T DOLLY PARTONS "MY OLD SMOKEY HOME" JUST THE BEST TUNE TO LISTEN TO AS WE WORK? AND WE CAN WHISTLE WILE WE WORK! I HAVE PACKED A STEAMER TRUNK CHOCK FULL O'SEA SPRITE TOWELS AND BLANKETS! AND A HUMONGOUS FREEZER FULL OF ALL GOODIES FROM TACO BELL! OF COURSE WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE DAILY MOONPIES AND WE CAN GET INTO THE RC COLA & MOONPIE FESTIVAL FOR FREE, SINCE WE'RE SENIOR RESIDENTS. MAYBE WE CAN EVEN VOLUNTEER!

WELL MY HANDSOME BETTER HALF, I GOTTA GO FEED SOME KITTIES. THE SUN IS GOING DOWN AND THE NATIVES ARE GETTING RESTLESS! I HAVE SOME RAISINETTE MOONPIES WITH COCONUT MILK! HUGS & KISSES TO MY FELLA! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PRUNE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/11/2016 08:11.46 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY SWEET SMOKEY!
YOU DID GET MY BIG #4400!! THANKS SO MUCH....KISSES, PURRS!!!
DANG IT ALL! I SEEM TO HAVE MISSED YOUR LAST BIG ONE BUT WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT IF WE'RE STILL HERE WHEN IT GETS AROUND TO BEING YOUR #5200? WE CAN ALWAYS WISH AND HOPE! I KNOW ONE OF THESE DAYS CC REALLY WILL BE SUNK TO THE VERY DEPTHS OF MALLOWOOD BAY AND BECOME A COLORFUL REEF. AND WE WILL HAVE TO GO OVER TO OUR NEW CMR AND YOUPET. WE SAW SISSY AND CASPER TODD GOT ON YOUPET YESTERDAY.

SO YOU CHECKED THE PRICES ON A NICE LITTLE BUNGALOW IN BELT BUCKLE TN? THEY ARE ABOUT THE SAME AS HERE IN KELSO PODUNK? I THINK THE MEDIUM LOW PRICE IS ABOUT $75000-$100,000, AND THE NICE HOUSE ARE ANYWHERE OVER $250,00O ON UP. THOSE ARE THE TOO RICH FOR OUR BLOOD DOMICILES. WE JUST GOOGLED AND SEE A LITTLE MICROSCOPIC HOUSE FOR $57,000. LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF LAND A NOT TOO MUCH HOUSE. WE SEE ONE FOR 2 MILLION! AND A REAL NICE ONE FOR $98,000. LET'S NAB THAT ONE! GEE WHIZ, IF WE GET ONE WITH LOTSA LAND WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN PINTO PONIES!

I THINK MOM DID READ THAT BELT BUCKLE IS IN THE FOOTHILLS OF THE GREAT SMOKEY MOUNTAINS! IT IS MEANT TO BE! A NICE PART TIME HOME FOR WHEN WE WANNA GET AWAY FROM THE CAT RACE! AND WITH OUR WINGS, WE CAN FLY TO THE PINTO, BACK TO OUR MOMS HOUSES AND TO OUR BELT BUCKLE WINTER HOME! LETS START PACKING UP CARTONS AND BIG SHIPMENTS OF MOONPIES AND PAWPAW SAUCE! AND WE'LL HAVE TO DECORATE OUR NEW SMOKEY MOUNTAIN HOME! I FOUND A SONG CALLED "SMOKEY MOUNTAIN MEMORIES" BY MISS DOLLY PARTON! HERE'S ONE VERSE THAT I SHALL SING TO YOU NOW!

Smokey Mountain memories
About my home in Tennesse
Yesterday keeps calling me,
Calling me home
Mountains rising in my soul
Higher than the dreams I've known
Misty eyed, they cling to me, my Smokey Mountain memories

GOODIE! YEAH, LET'S SWIPE SOME OF THEM SEA SPRITE MOTEL TOWELS AND TP, LITTLE SOAPS AND DRINKING GLASSES! MOM HAS BAGS OF ZIP LOCKED TACO SAUCE, GREEN SAUCE, MILD, MEDIUM AND HOT! IVE GOT THEM ALL READY TO GO. LETS MAKE OUR STOP AT TACO BELL AND ORDER UP A REALLY BIG ORDER TO GO! I HAVE SOME PINTO BEAN MOONPIES WITH MARGARITAS! LET'S FLY AND CHECK OUT OUR NEW CASITA!! LUV KISSES & HUGS...YOUR PAWPAW SAUCE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/10/2016 11:51.34 AM Report This Comment
HEY MY SMOKEY!
OH NO HUN BUN, COULD THIS BE THE LAST BLOG TO YOU HERE ON CC? I WISH I COULD SAY IT'S JUST A BAD RUMOR THAT CATSTER AND MAYBE US HERE ON CC HAVE A CLOSING TIME TOMORROW! WAAAAAHHH!!! I KNOW YOU WARNED MIKEY BUT DID HE LISTEN? NOOOOOO! JUST HAD TO GO PEEKING IN OVER THERE. IS TODAY A GOOD DAY TO MAKE SOME SMOKEY TINI'S WITH BACON SWIZZLE STICKS? I SHOULD SAY SO!!

AND WE CAN JUST PAWTY OURSELVES RIGHT ON OUTTA HERE. IF WE, IN FACT, DO GO TOMORROW. LET'S HAVE A HUGE BACONFEST! IF WE'RE LUCKY THEY'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT US AND WE'LL STILL BE HERE THURSDAY. OH BOY...MANHATTAN AND HERMOSA BEACH, HERE WE COME! MANHATTAN BEACH IS A STEP UP THE LA DE DAH PEG FROM HERMOSA, IT WAS JUST OKAY WHEN MOM LIVED THERE, THEN SHE MOVED TO LOWER RENT DISTRICT OF HERMOSA. NOW HERMOSA IS ALL YUPPIFIED AND JUST LIKE A MINI MANHATTAN BEACH. THAT'S NEAT
THAT YOUR MOM WENT LOOKING AT HOUSES. IT DOESNT SURPRISE US MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T GET A LITTLE MEASLY HOUSE FOR LESS THAN A MILL!

THE LITTLE CRACKER BOXES FOR IN THE 6 FIGURES, WHILE UP HERE IN PODUNK YOU CAN GET A BIG McMANSION FOR ABOUT 3K. BUT REALLY, WHO NEEDS A BIG OL' HONKIN' HOUSE? JUST THAT MUCH MORE TO CLEAN. WE'LL TAKE OUR TINY HOUSE ANYDAY. REALLY, IN THE SMOKEY MOUNTAINS THE HOUSE ARE AFFORDABLE? GEE, I WONDER IF ANYTHING IN BELT BUCKLE TENNESSEE, HOME OF THE RC COLA & MOONPIE FESTIVAL WOULD BE WORTH IT TO BUY IT AND MAKE IT OUR PART TIME WINTER HOME, AND RENT IT OUT THE REST OF THE YEAR. IT WOULD BE FUN TO BE NEAR THE MOONPIE FACTORY. IT'S IN CHATTENOOGA, TN. WONDER IF THEY HAVE TOURS WITH FREE MOONPIES?

VERY REASONABLE INDEED. OK SMOKEY, IM READY TO HOP ON THE BACK OF THE BICYCLE BUILD FOR TWO AND TAKE YOU ON A TOUR OF MY OLD STOMPIN GROUND. THERE IS MOMS OLD HIGH SCHOOL, MIRA COSTA. THAT MEANS OCEAN VIEW. AND THE MUSTANGS IS WHAT THEY ARE. THE COLORS ARE GREEN AND GOLD. NEXT DOOR IS MICKEY D'S AND IT'S ABOUT 1/2 MILE FROM THE BEACH. THE BIG GROCERY STORES ARE ALL CLUMPED IN ON THE FOUR CORNERS.

OFF TO HERMOSA BEACH IS PIER AVENUE WHICH WAS MADE FROM STREET TRAFFICE TO FOOT TRAFFIC WHEN WE WERE STILL THERE. THEY HAVE IT LINED WITH PALM TREES WHICH HAVE WHITE AND COLORED TWINKLY TIGHTS WOUND ROUND THEM. ALL THE FUN BARS ARE THERE. AND THE LIGHTHOUSE AN OLD JAZZ CLUB THAT'S BEEN THERE SINCE THE 30'S. NEXT DOOR IS THE SEA SPRITE MOTEL, RIGHT ON THE BEACH. MOM WAS THE MAID THERE THREE TIMES IN THE 70'S. AND JUST SO HAPPENS TACO BELL IS RIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO! LETS HAVE TACOS AND BURRITOS FOR LUNCH?

WELL SWEET SMOKEY, IM READY WHEN YOU ARE. I WILL HOLD ONTO YOU VERY TIGHTLY AS WE BIKE OUR STRAND CRUISE ON DOWN!! I BROUGHT SOME BEACH BERRY MOONPIES AND MANHATTAN BEACH MARTINIS!! HUGS AND KISSES...YOUR PAW PAW PETAL ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/09/2016 12:05.26 PM Report This Comment
HEY BBQ SMOKABLE SMOKEY...PART UNO!
HEY BABY DOLL! HOW NICE OF THE MOJ TO HAND OVER THE HANDLEBARS TO YOU THIS MORNING. DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE GOING FOR A BIKE RIDE ON THE BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO? SO KALI MIGHT RIGHT US ON OUTTA HERE? I SURE HOPE THIS ISN'T OUR LAST WEEK. GOSH HON, NOPE, WE DID NOT KNOW THERE ARE SMOKEY COCKTAILS, SO MOM JUST HAD TO GOOGLE! SHE SEES A BUNCH OF THEM AND SMOKEY MARTINI'S! THAT'S FOR ME....MY SMOKEY IN ONE PAW AND A SMOKEY-TINI IN THE OTHER! NO THAT IS SHEER BLISS!

AND HOW CLEVER TO USE A CRISPY BACON STRIP AT A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN THEN EAT THAT SWIZZLE. MOM WAS WATCHIN' THE CARNIVAL EATS LAST NIGHT, AND OH WOW SMOKEY, LEMME TELL YA! THE THINGS THEY DO WITH BACON. IT'S ASTOUNDING! MIND BLOWING! BACONTASTIC! WOW THE SMOKEY OLD FASHIONED, THE SMOKEY MANHATTAN AND WHAT SURELY WILL BE MY FAVORITE...THE SMOKED SALMON VODKA!!! I'LL HAVE A DOUBLE IF YOU PLEASE! THEY WOULD BE PURFECT TO GUZZLE...ER, SIP WHILE WE ARE GATHERED ROUND THE CAMPFIRE.

SINCE NEXT MONTH IS FULL STURGEON MOON, THOSE SMOKEY COCKTAIL WILL BE PURFECT! WOULD YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A STURGEON BAR BEER ALE? OF COURSE THESE SMOKEY COCKTAIL WILL BE GARNISHED WITH A NICE BIG PURPLE PAWPAW FLOWER AND A BACON SWIZZLE STICK! SERVED WITH A BIG BOWL OF CHICHARONIS. OOOH PAWPAW PEPPER? IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE PERI PERI SPICE? IT'S AFRICAS HOTTEST SPICE!

OH WOW SMOKEY! PAWPAW PEPPERS DO EXIST! MOM JUST GOOGLED AND SEE'S SOME PAWSOME RECIPE WITH THE HOT PEPPERS OF SCOTCH BONNET ALONG WITH THE PAWPAW PEPPERS. AND IT'S A MARTHA STEWART RECIPE! SHE HAS CHOW CHOW DOGS AND DID YOU KNOW SHE HAD ONE NAMED PAWPAW? IT'S TRUE! PAWPAW USED TO BE ON HER LOGO AT THE END OF HER SHOW. SHE'S UP HERE AT AT THE BRIDGE WITH US NOW. WOW, THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF SMOKEY JOES BBQ JOINTS ALL OVER THE DEEP SOUTH. LETS FLY DOWN FOR LUNCH TODAY, WHATTYA SAY?

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/07/2016 11:30.05 AM Report This Comment
HEY BBQ SMOKABLE SMOKEY...PART DOS!
YEP, MOMS HOUSE WHEN SHE WAS 14 WHEN THEY MOVED TIL SHE LEFT AT 17, WAS IN MANHATTAN BEACH. MILDRED PIERCE'S HOUSE WAS IN MALIBU WHICH IS IN THE NORTH BAY OF SANTA MONICA BAY. WE WERE IN THE SOUTH BAY, BUT WE COULD SEE MALIBU VERY WELL ON A CLEAR DAY. AND MOM HAD A TELESCOPE SO WE COULD WAVE TO MILDRED! AND WE SAW WHAT BAD THINGS VEDA DID THAT NIGHT. I THINK IN 1964 WHEN MOMS FOLKS BOUGHT THE HOUSE AT THE BEACH, IT WAS MAYBE AROUND THE 30K PRICE, BUT THAT WAS OVER 50 YRS AGO SO NOW IT MUST GO FOR OVER A COOL MILLION!! THINS ARE SUPER PRICE IN SO.CAL AND THE BEACH? WELL, THAT FETCHES A PURRTY PENNY!

NOW UP HERE IN PODUNK, YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE CHEAPER THAN RENTING! LOOKIT MOM...SHE BOUGHT HER HOUSE IN 2003 AND BY 2013...ALL PAID OFF! IT WAS ONLY 50K FOR OUR LITTLE BUNGALOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD FLY DOWN TO MY OLD STOMPING GROUND AND I WILL TAKE YOU ON A TOUR! NOW SHALL WE GET ON OUR BICYCLE MADE FOR TWO AND GO HAVE A PICNIC PACKED FOR TWO UNDER A DOUBLE PEPPER TREE? I MADE SOME FRIED CHICKEN WITH PAWPAW PEPPER, PAWTATER SALAD, PAWPAWPCORN, BLACKENED PAWPAW FISH, PAWPAWSTRAMI SAMMIES ON SMOKEYED RYE BREAD WITH SMOKED SALMON, LOX AND CREME CHEESE ON BAGELS!! AND LETS NOT FORGET THE MOONPIES! AH THE MOONPIES!! PAWSTACHIO NUT MOONPIES WITH PAWPAW PIZZAZ COCKTAIL!! HOW ABOUT SOME NICE BIG SMOOTH SMOKEY HUGS? LUVYA YOU PAWPAW SPICE GIRL ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/07/2016 11:29.07 AM Report This Comment
HEY SMOKITINI!!
HEY SWEETIE! WOULDNT THAT MAKE A GREAT COCKTAIL? A DOUBLE SMOKEYTINI PLEASE WITH A PAWPAW FLOWER FLOATING IN IT! I THINK THE MOJ HAS MADE A VERY WISE DECISION TO STICK WITH THE HAIRBALLZ TIL...SNIFF SNIFF....THE END! WHICH WE HOPE IS JUST A BAD RUMOR. I MEAN, WHY THAT WOULD BE LIKE CHANGING HORSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREAM! OR CHANGING HARLEYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. SHE'S NOT A SELFISH HOG!! I GUESS IF SOMEONE ELSE WANTS THEIR TURN, SHE'LL GRACEFULLY TURN THE BIKES OVER TO THEM.

WELL IT'S JUST A MYSTERY TO US WHY WE DIDN'T GET THAT EMAIL ABOUT CLOSING TIME! NOPE, NADA...ZIP...ZILCH...NYET!! WE CHECK OUR COMCAST EMAIL CUZ THAT'S WERE WE GET OUR "CONGRATS, YOUR CAT GOT A BLOC ON CC". WE GET THOSE EVERYDAY BUT NOT ONE ABOUT THE "END". YEAH, WHO NEEDS 'EM ANYHOO! WE GET ALL OUR INFO THROUGH THE CATVINE, SO IT'S A MOOT POINT. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE CATSTER WILL GO BYE BYE AND WE'LL FORGE ON FOR ALL ETERNITY! WOULDNT THAT BE SWELL?

I DID SEE THAT JAKAR HAD HIS CHEMO YESTERDAY AND HIS BLOOD COUNT WAS GOOD ENOUGH SO HE COULD CONTINUE! WE ARE SO HAPPY AREN'T WE? YES, WE ARE. OUR ANGEL DUSTING SURE IS DOING THE TRICK. LET'S GO TAKE HIM MORE TODAY, WHATTYA SAY? HE SURE SEEMS TO BE ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY. LILY BROUGHT HIM OVER LAST NIGHT FOR POKER ON THE PINTO. WE HAD THE LA-Z-CAT CHAIR ALL READY FOR HIM, WITH POPCORN, A BEVERAGE HOLDER, AND THE NEW MOVIE "9 LIVES". LILY WAS RUBBING HIS CAT FEET!

SO YOU KNOW TOOMEY TOO? I USED TO CALL HIM O'TOOMEY CUZ ON ST.PADDYS DAY ONE YEAR, HE CALLED ME "McPOPPERS". EVERYONE IS IRISH ON ST. PADDYS' DAY. IVE GOT MY BIG DUFFEL STUFFED TO THE BRIM WITH ANGEL DUST FOR JAKAR AND RHOAMIN, TOO. POOR RHOAMIN, WE FEEL SO BAD THAT HE ISNT VERY HUNGRY AND IS SO SLEEPY. IM GLAD HE HAS HIS MOM LILLIAN TO CUDDLE WITH. OH SMOKEY! THAT MOON MARK ON THE LAKE LAST NIGHT WAS SO PRETTY!

MOM USED TO LIVE 2 BLOCKS UPHILL FROM THE BEACH WHEN SHE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. THEY HAD PICTURE WINDOWS THAT LOOKED OUT OVER THE ENTIRE SOUTH BAY...FROM MALIBU TO PALOS VERDES ESTATES! SHE'D WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SHE COULD SEE THAT LOVELY MOON MARK ON THE WATER! SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A LUNATIC! IT WAS SO ROMANTIC WATCHING WITH YOU, PAW IN PAW. WHAT SAY WE GO HIKING UP SUNSHINE MOUNTAIN TODAY? I HAVE MY BACKPACK FILLED WITH GRANOLA BARS, RED BULL AND DUTCH APPLE MOONPIES WITH APPLETINI'S FOR WHEN WE HIT THE SUMMIT! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW HIKER ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/06/2016 10:05.10 AM Report This Comment
HEY SMOKEY!
HEY SWEETNESS AND LIGHT! THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP ON MIKEY PAGE THE OTHER NIGHT. MOM STAYED UP TIL MIDNIGHT WHEN THE NEW VOTEY BUTTON CAME UP. THEN WE POUNCED GIVING MIKEY HIS BIG ROUND NUMBER! THAT WAS GOOD MEWS. OH RATZ! THE BAD MEWS IS THAT WE HAVE ONLY ONE MORE WEEK LEFT? HOW CAN THIS BE? WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ANYWHERE. AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO GET THAT EMAIL TOO?

SO YA THINK THIS IS REALLY "IT" THIS TIME? WE WOULDNT BE SURPRISED TO GET OVER HERE NEXT FRIDAY TO SEE WE'RE STILL HERE. SEEMS LIKE IT KEEPS HAPPENING. SO WHY NOT AGAIN? MONTY BROWN HAD MOUTH CANCER, RIGHT? IT DOES SEEM JAKAR IS DOING PRETTY GOOD, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. HE HAS YOUTH AND GOOD HEALTH ON HIS SIDE BUT LETS TAKE HIM SOME ANGEL DUST ANYHOW, WHATTYA SAY?

OH POOR SELENE! NOT SURE IF WE KNOW HER, BUT WE SURE DO KNOW THAT LONG LEGGED O'TOOMEY! I MARVEL AT HOW HE LAYS ON HIS TUMMY WITH HIS LONG LIMBS SPREAD OUT BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF HIM. IM GLAD TO HEAR THAT SELENE IS DOING SO WELL, TOO. SO IS THE MOJ LEADING THE HAIRBALLZ TIL THE FAT LADY SINGS WITH US GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP? YEP, THEY MIGHT AS WELL KEEP ON BIKIN' TIL THE VERY END. SNIFF SNIFF...OH GEE, PAWTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW!

BUT YOU AND ME, WE'LL NEVER PART! WE MAY PAWTY BUT PAWT? NEVER! HOW CAN WE WHEN WE'RE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH? ISN'T THIS LAZY RIVER SOMETHING ELSE? WE SHOULD GET SOME RAFTS AND JUST HAVE A FLOATY DAY. I KNOW! WE CAN USE OUR SHARKNADO FLOATIES! WERE THOSE WOVEN BACON TACOS THE BOMB OR WHAT? I WANNA TRY THE WOVEN BACON ICE CREME CONES WITH BACON ICE CREME! TELL YA WHAT! I'LL MAKE SOME UP AND WE CAN GO A'FLOATIN' AGAIN TODAY! ALSO I BROUGHT SOME MAPLE BACON MOONPIES WITH BACONTINIS!! KEEP ON SWIMMIN!! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW TACO ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/04/2016 12:17.53 PM Report This Comment
HEY MY SWEET SMOKEY BBQ!
WOW THANKS HON, FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT MIKEY WAS POISED ON THE 9'S. MOM HAD HIS PAGE UP READY TO POUNCE WHEN IT WAS MIDNIGHT. SHE SET HER KITCHEN TIMER AND BAM!! GOT IT! THE BIG #17,400! I WILL BE BACK IN THE MORNING. GOTTA TUCK THE OLD BAG INTO BED! I BROUGHT YOU SOME FIG MEWTON MOONPIES WITH PEACH SMOOTHIES!! HUGS AND PAWPAW KISSES! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PETAL ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/03/2016 12:06.51 AM Report This Comment
HEY HAPPY SMOKEY!
MMMMWAH!!! BIG SMAKAROO COMING YOUR WAY! FROM MY CAT LIPS TO YOURS! PUCKER UP, BABY DOLL! WE GOT THE "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" TOO, IN OUR COMCAST ACCOUNT. NOT LIKE WE NEED THEM EITHER, CUZ LIKE YOU, WE ARE ALWAYS HERE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. I WAS GLAD TO SEE SO MANY OF OUR FURENDS AT THE CORONATION. GOOD TO KNOW THEY ARE JUST LAYING LOW, NOT JUMPING OVERBOARD.

OH BLUSH! GEE WHIZ SMOKEY! THANKS FOR SAYING I LOOKED PURRTY IN MY PURPLE CHIFFON SWINGY DRESS, PURPLE SHOES AND MY PURPLE PAWPAW FLOWER BEHIND MY EAR! YOU LOOKED PRETTY SHARP YOURSELF IN YOUR NICE TUX WITH THE PAWPAW BOUTTENIERE! OH FOR REAL? THE OHIO PAWPAW FESTIVAL IS COMING UP? WE SIMPLY MUST GO! IVE MARKED MY CALENDAR AND AM PLANNING WHAT TO WEAR! MAYBE MY PAWPAW PRINT PURPLE SPAGHETTI STRAP DRESS! AND YOU CAN WEAR A HAWAIIAN PAWPAW PRINT ALOHO SHIRT! OH BY! EVERYTHING PAWPAW! THAT'S GONNA BE SO GROOVY!

I WAS ON CLOUD 9 DANCING WITH YOU LAST NIGHT. AND SO GLAD TO SEE OUT JAKAR FEELING SO MUCH BETTER, TWIRLING LILY AROUND THE DANCE FLOOR! IM GLAD WE PELTED HIM WITH EXTRA ANGEL DUST. CAN'T HURT, RIGHT? I SURE HOPE HE BOUNCES BACK FROM THE "C" WORD AND IT SEEMS HE'S ON THE RIGHT ROAD, DOING JUST THAT! REMEMBER MONTY BROWN. HE BEAT IT FOR MANY YEARS! OH DUH! I JUST WROTE THAT BEFORE I SAW THAT YOU JUST SAID THE VERY SAME THING! OUR MINDS ARE ON THE SAME PAW LENGTH FOR SURE! AND JAKAR IS VERY YOUNG AND HEALTHY, SO IM SURE HE'LL KICK THE BUM OF THE "C" WORD.

OH YES, LETS' GO UP THE LAZY RIVER WHERE I WILL SING YOU THIS SONG. THIS IS JUST VERSE ONE. HOPE YA LIKE IT:

Up a lazy river by the old mill stream
That lazy, hazy river where we both can dream
Linger in the shade of an old oak tree
Throw away your troubles, dream a dream with me

WE CAN SIT IN THE SHADE OF THE OLD OAK TREE AND HAVE US A PICNIC! OH THERE I GO AGAIN! I WAS JUST GONNA SAY LET'S BRING MISS PIGGIE THE SMOKER WITH US, WHEN WHAT DO I SEE? YOU SAYING THE SAME THING! WE ARE REALLY JOINED AT THE MIND! THE WAY SUMMER HAS COME AND IS STARTING TO GO AMAZES ME. SO WE MUST SMOKE SOME FISHIES FOR WINTER! HEY MOM SAW THIS FOOD SHOW WHERE THEY MADE WOVEN BACON TACO SHELLS, PIZZA CRUSTS AND ICE CREME CONES FOR BACON ICE CREME. CAN YA BEAT THAT? I BROUGHT SOME BACON TACOS FOR US WITH THAT BACON ICE CREME, AND SOME MAPLE BACON MOONPIES AND BACONATOR BREW! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW PETAL ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

08/01/2016 08:11.59 PM Report This Comment
HEY SMOKEY!
I AM THE SNEAKY ONE, AINT I? IF I WERE A BOY, ID BE CALLED SNEAKY PETE! WE SURE DID TAKE JAKAR BY SURPRISE WITH OUR ANGEL DUSTING OF HIM! I LOVE TO CATCH KITTIES OFF GUARD! IM SURE HOPING IT'LL HELP HIM GET ALL BETTER REAL SOON. HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S DOING BETTER. WE ARE LIKE OUR OWN KITTY KOMANDO UNIT!

OK, IM ALL READY FOR SOME DINING AND DANCING! SEE? I HAV MY PRETTY PAWPAW PURPLE SWINGY CHIFFON DRESS ON WITH MY CUTE PURPLE SHOES! AND A PAWPAW FLOWER IN BEHING MY EAR. I HAVE A PURPLE PAWPAW PETAL FOR YOUR BOUTTENIERE! THERE! PURFECTAMUNDO. I THINK WE GOT ALL THE SHARK FLOATIES BLOWN UP AND WAITING FOR US ALL TO MOVE ON IT! OH BOY, SMOKEY! YOU GOT THE CONTAINER OF CHEETOH'S PAW PAWS. MY VERY FAVORITE!

I HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE BABIES MOONPIES WITH NESTLES QWIK, WITH A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREME! WHAT THE 7734? NO YOU GOT MAIL IN YOUR BOX? WE GET THOSE OVER IN OUR COMCAST PAGE AND HAD A COUPLE THIS MORNING. MAYBE THEY JUST FORGOT. I WISH THEY'D JUST FORGET TO TAKE US DOWN. AND YOU DID GET BLOGS YESTERDAY! I CAN ATTEST TO THAT AS I BLOGGED YOU, GRACIE BLOGGED MJ AND ZIPPY BLOGGED THE MOJ! ALSO I JUST CHECKED ALL OF YOUR PAGES FOR BIG NUMBERS AND I SEE THAT MIKEY NEEDS JUST 8 MORE AND THE FAMILY ALBUM ONLY NEEDS 2 MORE! WE'LL TRY TO GET THEM!

NOW THEN, SHALL WE TRIP THE LIGHT FANTASTIC? AND THEN HIT THE GREAT BUFFET? I TELL YA I COULD JUST ABOUT EAT A HORSE ABOUT NOW. HOW ABOUT YOU? LET'S GO, HANDSOME! LUVYA YOUR PAWPAW ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/31/2016 04:01.05 PM Report This Comment
WELL CRAP CRAP AND DOUBLE CRAP SMOKEY!
I STARTED AND ALMOST FINISHED YOU BLOG, THEN IT WENT POOF! SO STARTED AGAIN AND IT TOO WENT POOF! WHAT'S THE DANG DEAL? SO HERE I GO. THIRD TIMES A CHARM. WE'VE BEEN BLOWING UP SHARK FLOATIES ALL DAY AND I NEED A SMOKEY BREAK. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SHARKNADO PAWTY TOMORROW! BUT RIGHT NOW AFTER BLOWING UP SO MANY FLOATIES, I NEED A SMOKEY BREAK!

IS YOUR MOM ALL TUCKERED OUT FROM HAVING HER BLOOD SUCKED OUT? GREAT THAT SHE GOT HER WATERMELON AND OTHER STUFF. AND THAT IT DIDN'T FALL OFFA THE PUTT PUTT. TODAY IS THE PURFECT WEATHER DAY! GOT TO 72* AND IS NOW 66*. THIS IS MORE LIKE IT! WE MIGHT HAVE 69* ON TUESDAY! AND ONLY TWO DAYS AT 80* NEXT WEEK. MAYBE SUMMER IS OVER WITH NO ROASTING PAN TO SPEAK OF?

I SEE THAT WHISKERS MOM WILL MAKE KIEARA HER QUEENS PIX. HOW NICE IS SHE? AS LONG AS WE HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE, ALL IS NOT LOST. BUT WOULDNT IT BE GREAT TO HAVE CC UP FOR ANOTHER MONTH, OR FIVE? IM SO GLAD COCO HUNG IN AND KEPT WITH HER DAILY BLOGS. OH NO! YOUR MOM STARTED TYPING ON YOUR PAGE? MY MOM DOES THAT ALL THE TIME. SHE IS NOT ALONE!

MOM GOT HER SECOND BIG BOWL OF BLACKBERRIES YESTERDAY. THERE ARE TONS OF THEM NOT RIPE YET. ARE YOU READY TO ESCORT ME TO THE CORONATION IN THE MORNING? I WILL SO PRETTY FOR YOU! WELL SWEETIE BEFORE I GO POOF AGAIN, IM GONNA COME OVER WITH SOME THIN MINT MOONPIES AND SHARKNADO MINT SHAKERS! SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED! LUVYA PAWPAW PETAL ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/30/2016 07:41.41 PM Report This Comment
Hi ANgel Smokey and family
Thanks for the prayers and thoughts on my 12th year crossing Anniversary to the RBB. Our moms, family and friends will never forget us. With the many dear friends, it helps lessen the pain of our crossing until we are together again.

Thank you so much dear friends. Purrs and headbonks from Angel Sphinx and mom.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Queen Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote Mouse #219407 COTM.

07/28/2016 06:59.42 PM Report This Comment
HEY SMOKEY!
HEY SWEETIE PIE! DID BIG BRO WILL FEED YOUR EARTHLINGS AND KEEP 'EM COMPANY YESTERDAY? I BET YOUR MOM IS GLAD HER PART WEEK OF CLASSES IS OVER. GLAD SHE GOT HER CAR, BUT WITH BIG BRO WILL'S "LEMON" TOASTED CAR, WILL HE BE LEAVING HER CARLESS? SHE CAN ALWAYS TAKE THE PUTT PUTT. THE WEATHER IS JUST PURRFECT FOR PUTT PUTTING AROUND. I SURE WAS GLAD YOU SCOOTED OVER TO VISIT L'IL OL' ME!!

ISNT THIS GREAT? ANOTHER DAY AND CC IS STILL HERE! I WONDER IF THE CORONATION WITH BE ON SUNDAY OR MONDAY? OH COOL! A.KIEARA IS GONNA DO HER CATPAIGN OVER ON THE NEW CMR? I WOULD HATE TO SEE HER GET STIFFED. IT COULD BE OUR STEALTHY GREY SIBS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. EITHER BRIBARY OR A PAY OFF! THOSE LADIES HAVE CLOUT!

YOU ARE SO TOTALLY RIGHT! DON'T WORRY...BE HAPPY, NOW! OH DUH! NOW YOUR MOM SOUNDS LIKE MINE, DOING THE BLOG ON OUR OWN PAGES. SHE NOTICES THE GALLERY PIX LOOK MIGHTY FAMILIAR AND THEN REALIZES THE ERROR OF HER WAYS! SO YOU GOT ANOTHER COUPLE OF DAYS IN THE DEEP ROASTING PAN? TODAY WILL BE OUT HOTTEST AT 91* THEN COOLING...COOLING! COOL! WILLS CAR NOT AT BALJITS? I HEAR HIS CAR MIGHT BE GOING TIRES UP. IS IT EVEN DRIVEABLE?

DID YOUR MOM HAVE A FUN LUNCH WITH MISS LINDA? DID I TELL YA MY MOM WENT OUT BACK AND PICKED A WHOLE BIG CONTAINER OF BLACKBERRIES? SHE MUSHED SOME UP WITH A SPRINKLING OF SUGAR AND VANILLA LAST TWO NIGHTS, PUTTING HER BLACK CHERRY JELLO ON IT, WITH BLACKBERRY AND VANILLA YOGURT! SHE HAS TONS OF BERRIES THAT AREN'T RIPE YET! SHE ALWAYS LOSES HER BALANCE, SO HASTA BE VERY CAREFUL LEANING FORWARD TO PICK THOSE BERRIES! LETS PUT ON OUR GARDEN GLOVES AND GO PICK US SOME! I BROUGHT SOME LEMON DROP MOONPIES WITH ICE COLD LEMONADE! LUVYA YOU PAWPAW BERRY ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/28/2016 11:49.52 AM Report This Comment
HEY SMOKEY!
OH BOY!! SWIMMING AT SUNSHINE MOUNTAIN LAKE AND A PICNIC!! COUNT ME IN! COUNT US IN. WHERE YOU GO, I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YA! OH THAT SOUND SO REFRESHING! DID WE HAVE A GOOD TIME? MOM FORGOT TO CHECK MY PAGE LAST NIGHT AND I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SUPER FUN DAY WE HAD. OUR BACKYARD IS CHOCK FULL O'BLACKBERRIES. MOM EVEN WAS BACK THERE JUST PICKIN' 'EM RIGHT OFFA THE BUSH, BUT NOW SHE THINKS SHE'LL TAKE A BOWL AND PICK MORE. DO YOU HAVE BERRIES IN YOUR BACKYARD?

IM GLAD WE GOT ABOUT TWO GALLONS OF BLACKBERRIES TO BRING WITH US. THAT WAS NICE OF MISTY. WELL, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SURVIVE THE NEXT ROUND OF WARMISH WEATHER. WE'LL BE GOING UP THE 80'S TIL CATURDAY WHEN WE'LL GT 91*! OH NO SAY AINT SO! I GUESS IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE. LIKE LAST SUMMER. AND SUNDAY WE'LL COOL OFF TO 80* AND THEN KEEP ON COOLING. HOPE THAT SUMMER WILL BE GONE AFTER THAT.

HOW WAS YOUR MOMS DAY IN CLASS AND ON THE BUS? DOES THE BUS HAVE A/C? OH GEE SMOKEY, I THINK WE'D BETTER FLY BY BALJITS AND GIVE BIG BRO WILL'S CAR SOME SERIOUS ANGEL DUST! SOUND LIKE A PLAN? I'D HATE TO SEE YOUR MOM ON THE BUS ALL WEEK. WE KNOW HOW IT IS WHEN MOM DOESN'T HAVE HER CAR HERE. SHE FEELS CAST ADRIFT ON THE SEA OF LIFE! JUST A PIECE OF FLOTSUM AND JETSUM ON THE GREAT SEA OF LIFE....TO QUOTE I LOVE LUCY!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT! WE HAVE TOTAL QUALITY CONTROL ON OUR BERRY BUSHES. BUT I TOLD MOM SHE COULD GO BACK THERE AND KNOCK HERSELF OUT. NOT REALLY LIKE THAT KINDA KNOCK OUT, BUT GO CRAZY PICKING HER BERRIES! THE LEMONADE WAS DELISH AND THE PAWTY WAS A REALLY GOOD TIME! LETS GO CANOING TODAY AND TAKE A PICNIC BASKET WITH US. SOUND GOOD TO YOU? I BROUGHT SOME KEYLIME MOONPIES AND SOME LIME MARGARITAS! LUVYA BUNCHES, YOUR PAWPAW BERRY ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE/POUNCIE~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT. 2016~, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX~~VOTE MOUSE #219407 COTM SEPT*****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/26/2016 12:33.13 PM Report This Comment
12345678910...
Page: 1 of 2   Previous | Next


Top Products

ADS BY GOOGLE