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Hi! My name is Lord Baltimore
I am a Cornish Rex from Salisbury, NC
Age: 57 years old
Coat: long haired
Education: My cat has certainly done some stunts of which I am proud: He assaulted Viet CongTunnel Systems during the 60s and 70s, and led four divisions during Desert Storm. No longer a kitten, His Excellency had to sit out Operation Iraqi Freedom, but the recent troop surge is often attributed to a memo written by Lord Baltimore.
My favorite tricks and treats are: (Please see "stunts" above; also, the History Channel is currently airing a series which covers Lord Baltimore's many achievements) and Eggs Benedict
Where I hang out: Great Hall
My favorite grubs: Chicken Cor Don Bleu
My pet peeves: Kittens, Shelter cats, Commoners
What I love about my owners: I don't have an owner!
My cat hobbies: Sleep, Eat, Command
Pet motto: A prince must imitate the fox and the lion, for the lion cannot protect himself from traps, and the fox cannot defend himself from wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves." - Machiavelli