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Hi! My name is Delilah Coconut
I am Domestic Shorthair from Marblehead, MA
Nicknames: Nut-Nut, Ledidah, Tookiebear, DC, Puppykat, Coke-nut
Age: 8 years old
Coat: short haired
Education: I was born on my adoptive parents' roof when they were living in South Africa. My adoptive mom fed my birth-mom while I was in utero. I had two siblings but they went wild. I was a tiny kitten tryin' to make it on my own--dumpster diving, eating trash, hiding out in garages--just one more cat in a cruel cruel world. One day I ran into my adoptive mom's house. She picked me up and started showing me the love. I thought, "I could get used to this." She gave me some milk. I barfed it up. Too rich for my blood. She forgave me. She got flea bites. She forgave me for that too. She convinced my adoptive dad that I should stay with them (he didn't need much convincing). They took me to the vet, got rid of my worms and fleas, and gave me a brand new black collar. Dad said I looked like a French major. I was made. Now I live in America, in a deluxe apartment in the sky. Sweeeeeeeeeet. Hey, I'm not a very smart cat (my sister Lulu is the brainiac), but I was right when it mattered most. Kinda like Churchill.
My favorite tricks and treats are: I can jump pretty high (someone once suggested I join the Flying Wallendas)
Where I hang out: On da bed (400 thread count sheets, baby!)
My favorite grubs: Wet food, Caesar Salad.
My pet peeves: Getting chased by humans, long division.
What I love about my owners: I must say, I prefer my dad to my mom. Dad's cool, Mom lovers me up too much, always picking me up, kissing me, talk talk talking to me. Save your breath to cool your porridge, I say.
My cat hobbies: The usual: eat, sleep, play with my sister Lulu, lick myself, lick Lulu, watch Dr. Phil
Pet motto: Veni Vidi Vici