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Uncle Buddy-#189993 -Garden Watcher
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About Me
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Hi! My name is Uncle Buddy-#189993 -Garden Watcher
I am Domestic Shorthair from Oxford, NY
Nicknames: Buddee-Buddee, Da Budd.
Clubs & Organizations:
Catty Shack, #232638, a founding player------
Here are Miletones:
COTD 3/18/2012
Vote #1000 on 4/11 by Edelbrock and Lugnut
Vote #1400 0n 8/9 by Kali #72152
Vote #1600 on 11/8 by Josiemae #
Vote #2000 on 3/19 by Mallow #161263
Age: 12 years old
Gender: M
Coat: short haired
Education: My Story:
For my first 4 years I was an inside cat and only knew litter pans. Also, my first owner never cracked open a can of food. So, when Mom saved us from a dual cage at the PetsMart Humane Society room, the first thing she did on our first morning together was to give us a little Friskies fishy food. Ah, Heaven ever since!
And when we moved to her Mom's house on a farm I went outside for the first time: A Free & Joyous Cat.
I ran up and down the fields and hilly pastures for hours at a time. All the pent up energy just had to get out. More Heaven! Mom was having a physical breakdown and could not supervise me enough. Her Mom believed that cats should run free. I had never seen a dog before. There was a nice old dog living with us.
But one day Gma's friend came over with his strange looking, very fast hunting dog. When he chased me into the woods I just froze flat on the ground hoping he would pass by. But that dog grabbed me the minute I stood up and tried to run away. He held on and ripped (this is so hard to tell) the fur hide off my back.
Mom called and called me. Finally I crawled in from my hiding place hours later. Did you know that blood does not show up on a black cat? It just looks wet or oily. So it took her a few minutes to get me out from under the bed and to get a vet to see me on a Sunday. He was a wonderful cat expert. And the nurse kept telling Mom that when cats come in with these injuries they get euthanized. She tried to convince Mom to do this. Even her own Mother tried to convince her. But Mom said I was young and healthy. And besides, PD Budd was still too dependent on me, and would not survive without me. The vet showed Mom the extent of the injuries. He just folded my hide over and there were all my organs. When Mom pets me along the spine she is also petting the kidneys, liver, etc. The vet did a wonderful job and charged not too much money. I had drain tubes coming out of me for quite a while. The fur got sewn backwards in a couple of places and stood straight up. Mom brushes me often and it grows back correctly.
We do not live there any longer and I still have strong urges to go outside every morning, to never use a litter pan unless Mom goes away on vacation when we are not allowed outside. I remain terrified of dogs.
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My cat hobbies: Eating, Sleeping, Visiting our garden... Enjoying sunshine and life.
Pet motto: "Will Work for Treats"
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My Cat Stats
I've had 16857 friends visit me.
I'm the 43,359th member on CatChannel.com.
2,212 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!
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My Cat Blog
CS 6-17-2013
Root beer day and eat your veggie day!! Woot-woot! Beans are in demand today. Odd bunch you all are.
Haley bops in wide awake for a Monday morning with her 58. She even beat me here!!! Making me look bad Haley.
I slop on over with another 65 and cases of root beer jangling in my cart. Ahhhh…I see appreciative smiles. Everyone gear up for the belching contest!
Humid Mimi is in a sticky situation with her 75. Look, her ball is sticking to her club-it’s a magic trick! No, false alarm, duct tape residual. We were SO looking forward to you pulling a rabbit from somewhere-yum!
Poor poofy Tuck is dragging from a humid 64,looking for A/C, and a fur straightener.
Engine wows us with the purrfect blend of root beer and veggies(who knew) with her root beer and catnip baked bean and pulled pork. That better not be a pork I know-not poor little DinDin! A 68-not bad! Beano? Bad-can’t win a wind competition with that.
BG fiddles her way onto the course with a muggy 70. Same fur do problem as Tuck??? Clogging,burping,fiddling-you’re like a one cat band, and a classy one too! All you need now is some tooting :)
Florida Lili is back in the house again!!!! (Well, on the course) with a 76 and rain. Don’t be bringing it our way. Ooh…crystals…Swarovski?? We can sell that, beer money you know.
UBB has a 72. What!!!!! You’re in the normal zone now UBB-what happened! Good idea-root beer and catnip floats. Haven’t had one of them since I was 2.
Armani and Miss Chloe return today today-CS reunion!!!! Why, none of you look a day older than the last time we met. Let’s all lie about our new jobs and yearly income like all good reunions. They bring a sunny 65 with them (see Lili-they brought SUN-hint, hint)
And lastly, blaming her computer for her tardiness is Mallow. She shuffles in hearing voices. She said the weather channel is talking to her and telling her its 57. Hmmmm….weather channel talking to you, computer possessed, are you sure your only drinking root beer???
Winner,winner: Mallow and her voices with 57
2nd: On alert Haley 57
3rd: Poofy Tucker 64
Losers!
The pawsome duo of Lili(76) and Mimi(75). To the cart barn sticky twins! Never fear, we’ll hold off on the burping contest til all are present. We have class,and style
~S~Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie loves Molly~.
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06/17/2013 02:06.16 PM
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Hi Uncle Buddy Budd
How was your weekend? We enjoyed an awesome pawsome time! Did you know that today begins Take Your Pet to Work Week? No cat owners in a recent pet industry survey said they took their cats to work, but 3 percent of dog owners did. Silly ole dogs would like work, wouldn’t they?! We are MUCH too smart for that! When I was just a baby, I would visit Mommy’s office often. Everyone there oohed & aahed over cute little me. Now I prefer to stay home. Don’t you agree?
Have a fun day!
Purrs,
K Casper ToddCome visit me, ♥K Casper Todd♥ COTM August 2008, ♥Q MerryBelle♥ COTM December 2008 & ♥Q Sissy♥ COTM July 2008.
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06/17/2013 12:11.26 PM
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Hey UBB
mom's feeling better now. last week she had a really sore throat and a bad cough.
did you and Andrea ever meet up or did she decide to avoid you? what kind of plants did your mom buy to put in her garden?
we're in search of the culprits that stole our sunshine here in florida. they seem to have swooped in about a week ago,rounded up our Mr. Sunshine and replaced him with Mr. Downpour and Ms. Drizzle. we know that Mr. Sunshine has been trying to escape as there have been brief sighting of him. anyone with any information please contact Lollapalooza LiLi ~P.I.( Pawsome Investigations) or Puzzle~CIA (cat's intelligence association). all informants names will be withheld to protect the innocent. there is a reward of 5 large bags of greenies,choice of flavors and a heated fish shape bed.
headbonks and purrs,
PuzzleCome visit me, Add-A-Line, Blondie, Puzzle & Lollapalooza LiLi.
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06/17/2013 08:27.34 AM
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Please Vote Serj & Leah #196985 COTD Mon 6/17
Please Vote Serj & Leah #196985 COTD Mon 6/17
Our Special Recognition cats today are Serj & Leah #196985 who were both adopted from Lolly Pop Farm Animal Shelter at the tender age of eight weeks old. Both quickly acclimated to their new forever home by making fast friends with their new furry siblings with Serj #196985 getting close to his sister Katie, who sadly is now an angel, and Leah being wherever her brother Gir is. Like all of us cats, both of these fine felines have their own personalities and likes & dislikes.
Serj is pretty outspoken but Leah #196985 is shy. Serj's morning routine is waiting for his mom every morning in the bathroom and after her shower, insists on head scratches and kisses and lovey dovey time.
Leah #196985 is a bit feral but she has relaxed enough that she will allow her mom to pet her on occasion without running away. Leah lets her mom know when their food bowls are empty by standing on the counter and meowing an alert to have the bowls filled. Leah only likes dry food and especially likes it when it is poured fresh into her bowl.
Serj #196985 will jump over the dog gate to get inside his mom's bedroom so he can cuddle with her even when he whacks at the ferrets during the night. Leah prefers the company of Gir and hides very well when she knows it is time for a vet visit. Please pounce over on Monday, June 17th, and leave a vote for Serj & Leah #196985 so they can proudly have a shiny new COTD badge to display on their page.
While out and about the CC, please visit our June candidate for COTM, Dolly #222609 and leave a vote for her collection so she can become our COTM for July. Dolly's stories are fascinating and exciting and we are sure you will enjoy reading her postings.
Also please visit and leave a vote for our June King, King Whiskers #227256 while we journey with him along the coast of beautiful California.
CC kitties and families, thank you for supporting our Special Recognition cats and our feline community. As a token of our appreciation we are leaving a big tub of fresh catnip flavored popcorn (not only is it good to eat, it is fun to play with) and grilled fish with tuna BBQ sauce on the side for your enjoyment.
This is Sienna and family along with Linguini and family wishing you all a good week. Oh! and don't forget to give big head bonks & purrs to all of the dads out there to let them know they are loved.Come visit me, ♥ Angel Lucy MEMORY PAGE ♥ & Boo Kitty ♥ Beloved Angel Winslow.
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06/16/2013 05:22.26 PM
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Hey UBB, sorry about the joking. Won't happen again. ~Toby~ Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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06/16/2013 06:34.21 AM
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Save your empties! 6-15-13
It's juggling day, so we'll need all the empty bottles we can lay our paws on. Now, let's see who can use a mallet best, and avoid a bit of a sticky wicket.
Greeting the morning with all her smithereens smashed is Haley again, with a 51 ..... Here with one of those Heloise-type tips is Mimi, letting us know bourbon will remove duct tape gunk. So will gasoline, but I think bourbon might be cheaper now. Anyway, a 62 for Mimi, who heads off to watch J.C. duct tape her boat together.
Our entertainer today is Steve, mallet-juggling for fun and hazardous pay, turning in a 56 on the course ..... Engine is highballing it through the course with Catnip Blossom Bourbon beverages! Yum! Hitting a 65 and hoping that bumper holds on!
Pheeewww!! UBB is skunked - and you came to the Catty Shack smelling like that?? And we all gave Steve and his bubble gut a rough time. THIS makes bubble gut seem like roses! Leave your 54 somewhere - anywhere! - and head to the nearest water hazard for a good scrubbing. I wonder if bourbon gets out skunk? If it doesn't, we may have to encase you in an impenetrable duct tape shell. :)
Have no fear, Bee Gee is here, with her fix-it mallet! She leaves her 48 with the scorer and heads over to assist Engine with that dangling bumper .....
Tucker seems to be slightly blinded by the light! He manages to see well enough with those shades on to swing that mallet for a 55 ..... OMG! Mallow comes onto the course jugging lobsters! I hope you shared a bit of bourbon with them. That's even scarier than mallet juggling. A pinch here and a pinch there. :) She settles for a 54.
Are we ready for some scores? Let's see what we have:
1st - Bee Gee, 48. Just chillin' in the great NW.
2nd - Haley, 51. Hooray for smithereens!
3rd - Tie, UBB & Mallow, 54. If you don't want to share the award with Sir Phew I think we will all understand.
And the lucky loser today? Engine! Which means you get to be in the barn where there's no SKUNK SMELL! Personally, I think anybody who comes to the links smelling like skunk should be the stinking loser. Goes without saying almost. Wouldn't you say? :)
~~~~Toby~~~
So happy to be
~a non-golfer~Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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06/15/2013 02:21.07 PM
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Hi UBB,
I see your still holding down the garden! Sorry for not blogging as of late. My Mama has been offline, so of course that makes us offline too! Darn!
We got a major computer virus and it slowed down our computer so much Mama was ready to throw it out and get a new one. It was so slow it wouldn't pull up CC. But her son saved the day...he worked on it and got a Trojan taken off that caused all the problems. Now it's working back to normal, thank goodness!
My Fur sibs and I are having a great summer. We made friends with our neighbor dog Katie...Katie just sets and watches us play all day. Our baby calico kitty Mitsy is growing like a weed. She'll be five months old in August and doing great too.
A Christian friend of Mama's recently lost their kitty that was 15 years old. They were devastated because she got sick so fast and died within two weeks. But they decided to get another kitten to fill their loneliness. They got one 3 weeks ago from CARA Animal Shelter and it died suddenly a couple of days ago. They said they were totally attached to it, even though they only had the kitten for 3 weeks. CARA is doing an autopsy to see why the kitten died. He died in their arms about 5 AM in the morning (they think the kitten had heart failure). At least the kitten had three weeks of a very loving family. They had posted pictures of them with the kitten on Facebook. It made our Mama cry!
I told this story to let you know, I would love for Mitsy to go live with them so she could have a loving inside home. They are going to come by later today to look at her. They are being very cautious before getting another kitten. Can you blame them. Mitsy is so beautiful though, I know they will fall in love with her immediately.
Mama and us fur sibs would miss her so much, but she really needs an inside home where she will be totally safe. That's what unselfish love means, giving them up so they can have a better life!
Missing you all so much! Hold down the golf course!
Hugs and Kisses,
Snowflake & Furamily =^.^=Come visit me, Bouie - 220743 ~~Off Line~~~, Snowflake # 256313, Shadow, Prissy & Chloe #225729 ~~Off Line~~ & Ollie - #211317 ~~Off Line~~.
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06/14/2013 11:41.49 AM
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The trouble with tools.... 6-13-13
...is that there's always somebody who doesn't put them away. And so you'll be walking around in the kitchen and, whoops! You trip over a dang shovel laying there! And then there's the idiot who leaves the measuring cups out in the yard. I swear....
First one out of the tool shed this morning is Haley, hitting for a 47 ..... Brave Toledo Steve is heading for the underground tool shed, or is that the kitchen? Either way, a 65. Don't forget your tool box!
Muggy Mimi is ready to do some electrical work in the cart barn, so maybe grab those tools from Steve. You can wire us for A/C out there. With that 78 you might need it! ..... Uncle Muddy Budd is stuck out with the birds. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. A birdie in golf is good! Except when they attack! Sending out the tow, so turn in your 56 and head for the clubhouse.
Tucker does another fly-over in the hover cart for a 65, and then Engine comes sliding in with an 80! Looks like you got all your cooking implements put away. Which disqualifies you for the Kitchen Klutz Award. I bet you're just saying, "Dang it!" :)
Bee Gees is staying out of the kitchen and does some supervising along the rough. She drops off her 52 and kicks back with a Sunrise Slurpee ..... Maelstrom Mallow figures to commit all kinds of kitchen klutzery and blame it on the tornado. Works for me! She is Bee Gee's weather twin again with another 52.
Are we all present and accounted for? No one blew away, washed away, or sweated away? Maybe we should all just pick up our tools and go home. But first, the finals:
1st - Haley, 47. All her tools are in shipshape and Bristol fashion!
2nd - Tie, Bee Gee & Mallow, 52. Rough supervising the kitchen klutz.
3rd - UBB, 56. Dive bombed by finches. Ugh, what a way to go....
Well, Mimi, you just missed it. I bet you're thinking, "Dang it!" too! So Engine, it IS hot in that old cart barn. Maybe we could rig up an impromptu barber shop behind the clubhouse and give you a quick shave before you head down to that hot shed. Don't want to see you overheat. What ... hey! It's an offer made with only the best of intentions. Of course we all know what they say about good intentions.... The road to hell and all that! :)
~~~~~Hot Rod~~~
Shave and a haircut
~~~Same thing!~~~Come visit me, LITTLE MISS, SMOKEY & MOLLY 211603~~, HOT ROD, OUTLAW 211919~~, ZIGGY*DUCHESS OF DANCE 211920~~ & AUTUMN & R.I.P. SUMMER 212425~~.
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06/13/2013 02:05.31 PM
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HI UBB
sorry for the c/p but mom hasn't been feeling well this week, not serious just feeling yucky!!! thank you for stopping by and mom said she should be back on cc by monday and we will start returning visits for all of you who were so nice to stop by and visit us!! until then, we are leaving you some warm sunshine and smiles :)
headbonks and purrs,
PuzzleCome visit me, Add-A-Line, Blondie, Puzzle & Lollapalooza LiLi.
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06/12/2013 01:55.51 PM
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Kinda corny today 6-11-13
Okay, I hope Engine has a big kettle of hot corn on the cob soaked in butter on her Cravin' Cart. And we'll all need little knitted bibs.
Oh boy! Coming in early to provide us with those bibs is that knitting fool Steve. Heavy on the fool. :) And a hot diggity score of 62......Sloshing along right behind is Haley with a none too fun 58.
Mudcat Mimi sails in from her namesake lake to let loose with a powerful 72......Now, Mudcat isn't flying, but it seems Tucker is! Leaping in with a flying 64, trying to keep the old paws dry. See Steve about some knitted booties. :)
UBB is having some trouble finding a dry spot to place his tee. His always less than cooperative catty is having more trouble stopping on the one dry spot they DID find! At last - a drive of 62. GTt is probably not too enthused about being in charge of buying the drinks....
Engine has outdone herself once again with roast beast breakfast burritos and Mudpie Mimosas. She's all here today, complete with score and everything! Another 64 for the field.
The cloudy weather twins arrive, wearing leis and feathers. Oohh, a corn on the cob luau! Score 58 for the Beeg, and 54 for the Mellow One.
Okay, looks like we have one nice long drive today. And a bunch of runners-up. Longer ears of corn next time, people. And maybe marshmallows instead of golf balls.
1st - Mimi, 72. Maybe the tornado tailwind helped.
2nd - Tie, Engine & Tucker, 64. Snack Cart vs. Hover Cart. Smack down in the parking lot after drinks.
3rd - Tie, Steve & UBB, 62. Knitted corn holders, and one little dry tuft of grass....
Cart duty today falls on the able shoulders of Mellow Mallow. You should feel lucky. You do NOT want to see what Steve manages to accomplish after eating corn on the cob. 'Nuff said.....
~~~~Toby~~~
Jimmy Crack Corn
~and do we care?Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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06/11/2013 02:10.23 PM
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Putting for Poison! 6-8-13
No, not THAT kind of poison! Shooters of poison. As in Black Cat Velvet. For example. :)
So, who's putting first? Ah, I see it's Soggy Ana, putting a 52 on the board for a 7. ... Ooohh, I think Mimi must have taken that 'poison' thing literally. Going to the vet? For flea poison, right? Lucky you. Don't bring any shots of that stuff back with you. Ick. Your 72 will net you a 9 today.
UBB has successfully avoided any remnants of poison donuts on the fairway, even though we don't putt on the fairway. :) 59 = 14. Terrible..... Steve has decided to put his knitting claws to good use by making as all head covers. Oh, GOLF CLUB head covers. I was kinda scratching my head over that one. :) Your 57 will get you 12 today.
In a surprise Saturday appearance, Locomotion LiLi cruises in with Daisy on her bicycle built for two, whacking a 74 for an 11. ... Mathematically mixed up Bee Gee stops by with a 52, and a nice putt of 6, oops, no, 7!
Here comes Engine in the MudPie Mobile with some very interesting watery treats today. I do believe one of those watermelontinis sounds like a delightful poison! She spins her wheels for a 65, and an 11. ... Mallow enjoys pointing out the mathematically challenged among us - that would be you today, Bee Gee! - while she lets fly with a 52 of her own. She is again golf twins with Miss Mathologically Mixed-Up. ... And last and late again is Tucker, rhyming his way to a 58, for 13. Which does not rhyme but at least it adds up.
SO, poison lovers, we shall review the final scores and then head to the club house to see who can keep their eyelids up longest.
1st - Tie, Ana, Bee Gee, and Mallow. 7. Gee, why doesn't everybody just crowd in here?
2nd - Mimi, 9. You just go scratch yourself over there in the corner. *yeesh*
3rd - Tie, LiLi and Engine, 11. Maybe LiLi can give you a lift on her tandem bike. How many goodies can you carry on that thing?
Well, Tucker, you came in last, literally AND scoring! But since you and Steve are the only ones NOT on the winners list today, why don't you two run along down to the cart barn? Maybe Steve can teach you some of his fancy knitting techniques! I know he'll knit you a head cover if you just ask! Meanwhile the rest of us will be enjoying little tiny glasses of stuff with skulls and crossbones on them. Just like moonshine!
Oh wait. Oops. Looks like I almost did it again. UBB, YOU were actually the lastest! Maybe you can hold the yarn for Steve so it won't get all tangled. Do you have ANY idea what a hassle it is trying to knit with tangled yarn??
~~~~Toby~~~~
~Upsy Daisy!
Knock 'em back
~~~gently~~~Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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06/08/2013 02:02.39 PM
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Hi ya, UBB!
nice to meet you! thank you so much for taking the time to stop by and support me in my cotd campaign. it was very sweet of you and i want you to know that i appreciate it very much! btw,Lollapalooza LiLi should look amazing,she spends 2 hours getting ready and has a 360 degree mirror! By the time she picks an outfit, her bed has more clothes ON it, than Macy's has IN their entire department store!!!it is cute,though,the way she sings while she's getting ready,MOL. hint,bribe,request,doesn't matter,i brought your greenies!
leaving you sunshine,smiles and a vote.
headbonks and purrs,
PuzzleCome visit me, Add-A-Line, Blondie, Puzzle & Lollapalooza LiLi.
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06/03/2013 11:51.17 AM
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*Sigh*, I know .....
Steve had the tuba and was leading off the whole thing with it, but then my secretary forgot to type the word "tuba". Instead she waited until she got to Tucker, who actually brought the sax.
What's a golf day without a mistake? At least everyone brought their score today, mol. -- MikeCome visit me, COTM Scrapbook - Vote Dolly #222609 in June!, Angels Jezebel & Pierre, K. Mike **vote my sweet bride Dolly #222609 COTM**, Dame Mallow ~ loves Sir Oscar Jon, Angel Smokey & Dame Evie ~ loves Angel Shai.
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05/22/2013 06:07.21 PM
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Morning UBB!
well after spending two and a half hours on the phone so that she could get connected on the laptop, the first time she shut it down and tried to get back on there was no connection again so at 3 o'clock in the morning mom was on the phone again for another hour to get her internet connection fixed! cross your paws,it seems to be fixed. i had gotten lazy in the last few months and hadn't backed up my pictures so i lost quite a few of them, the rest i'll need to install again. i lost all old email and addresses but somewhere around here mom has a list of them she printed out just in case. all she has to do is remember where she put the list,MOL. mom and i love all things frilly,lacey,and ruffled. that doesn't mean my mom dresses like that,she's waaaaay past that stage but did it all the time when she was young. mom has acclimated to Florida quite well,running around in her jean crop pants and cotton shirts and birkis ;)
yeah, we love the Florida weather! mom will still go out and mow the lawn when it's 95 degrees. much higher than that and she says then it's too hot for her. believe it or not some places had higher temps last summer than we did! mom's long time friends back in New England were telling her about 100 degree days and we didn't reach 100 once last year. of course it's the humidity down here that makes people uncomfortable.
well poor Bouie & Ollie are sick and their mom thinks it might be caused by the stress of having the outside kitties. so their mom is dealing with them not feeling well and struggling with whether it's feasible to keep the outside cats or not. she loves the outside kitties too and it's going to be a heartwrenching decision for her. their mom also injured her hand and was having a hard time typing for them, so with all of that she decided to take some time off from cc. i hope they aren't gone too long because me and mom will miss them as we know others will too.
something tells me you've sworn off Cat Daniels until the next pawty comes along,hahaha. yep,we love our mint juleps and pina coladas! have a purrific day full of sunshine and smiles.
headbonks and purrs,
Lollapalooza LiLiCome visit me, Add-A-Line, Blondie, Puzzle & Lollapalooza LiLi.
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05/22/2013 07:29.18 AM
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Insane Backyard Sports week 5-21-13
The madness continues with the always entertaining blind-folded lawn dart catch. But at least we don't spin you around and get you dizzy before you go out blind and bare-pawed to catch the lobbed missiles. That would make it too hard. :)
Driving onto the course REALLY early this morning is UBB, looking for a high five for his 60. Very extreme. Cruising in next is Steve, rawring his score to all! We listen with rapt-or attention as he relates his 68. A-choo!
Along comes Curly LePerm Tucker, demonstrating the latest in humidity-do's with another 68. He's right. It's so humid you can almost hover on it! Mimi brings good news of Hyper Tipper in OK. and leaves her score of 70 with the scorer. All is OK.
Oh yum - I think. The Snackolator has stocked up on Toasted Toad Tacos for today. Beano for Toots. :) Engine whacks a 63. Mallow isn't really here for the golf, it's all about tacos. Make sure you get a handful of Beano, too! *coff coff* A 48 for Miss Hadda Get Here Before They're Gone. You can have mine if you like....
And last but not least is our very own Darn, with a not TOO bad 57. Looks like she's sharpening her lawn darts. Wha... Wait a minute! You aren't supposed to sharpen those! Ooooh, this girl plays for keeps. *shudder*
Okay, for the long-drive scores today, let's go to the tote board"
1st - Mimi, 70. S'OK.
2nd - Tie, Steve & Tucker, 68. Frizzy & Rawr.
3rd - Engine, 63. We weren't SPEAKING of runny....!
And the big loser today is Mallow, with that 48. Grab all the toady tacos you can carry, and see about those carts. Now, what kind of wine goes with toad tacos? Anybody know?
~~~~Toby~~~~
~Don't stand
behind Steve!~Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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05/21/2013 02:24.49 PM
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CS 5-20-2013
Backyard extreme games week! OK, so maybe using extreme is a little…extreme, but that’s how we roll at CS! Before I go further, a big round of applause for B&O-as they need to leave us for a bit. Poor Bouie is on the ill side, and family does come first. Group air hug, we will miss them!
I’m in first TRYING to promote water safety with my 66,but will you listen?? NOOOOO!!
Wait, wait…who is THIS! Tucker, here early??? Tuck is behind me with a 60 and his blinged out Hover Cart. Now we know how to roll him out of bed-with a new toy! So jealous.
Mudcat Mimi is close behind with her 69. Looks like she has abandoned rowing for hovering with Tucker. J.C. thanks you for that I’m sure.
Who’s that??? Covered in fog is Sandy/Ana with a 56. Careful girls,your dripping water on the weenies-pawty foul!
Breezing in next is My Fairway Lady Lili trying her best not to trip in some wild get-up, complete with a parasol and a dinner plate on her head. Ohhhhhh…that’s a hat, that LOOKS like a dinner plate. Lili (you’re a good girl, you are) brought her 70 out to play today.
UBB is doing some hovering of his own, around the snack wagon. He brings a 57,and a big bib today :)
B&O, *sigh* a 73. A short farewell to our southern influence til summer is over. You WILL be back; we know where to find you…
Engine is closing in around the obstacle courses with a 64 in her Weenie Wagon full of…what is THAT! Salmon sliders and batwing chips! Why, I haven’t had a batwing chip in like…never! She is feeling cart envy today. No worries Engine, Tuck gots the Hover, you’ve got the batwings! No comparison! Before you all think I’m nuts, Engine DID leave a blog this morning…I saw it-then it went POOF! I don’t make these things up!
BG arrives fully padded in anticipation of extreme getting too extreme. She brought a 42?? A 42?? That’s not extreme! Re-do! Don’t anger her today; I heard she is a Wiccan. I mean a wicket!!! A wicket! Why would I EVER accuse her of being a witch-OOPS :)
Duck!!!! Mallow arrives with a 45 and a bad spitten aim. Hope she doesn’t spit like she golfs!
Little Armani and Miss Chloe arrive all bright eyed with a 59. They enjoyed quiet time at home this weekend. What’s that????
Winners!!
First: Kills me to say it, but Wiccan BG with 42
Second: Spitten Mallow with 45
Third: In a fog Ana/Sandy with 56
Losers!
Awwwwww…I can’t do it…B&O. We can’t make them do carts! We’ll skip right over them to Lili with 70, and Mimi with 69. Good luck in the cart barn Mimi, Lili wants to dance all night!
Everyone else-extreme eating!
~S~Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie loves Molly~.
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05/20/2013 01:44.43 PM
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HUH?
for cryin' out loud,UBB,put down the Cat Daniels!!! it says i have a tight fitted full length white lace dress on! i had a great weekend! saturday dad forgot to put the cover down on the toilet and he forgot to close the door so i was just dropping my second furry mouse in there when mom caught me so no time to flush :( oh,well,there's always next time! yep, i'm holding my breath,i've gotten really good at it seeing as i've been in the water since i was little. besides how else am i going to spy on the flamingos and see why they are pink ;)
headbonks and purrs,
Lollapalooza LiLiCome visit me, Add-A-Line, Blondie, Puzzle & Lollapalooza LiLi.
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05/20/2013 04:06.44 AM
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Now what? Remember, YOU asked ...
it doesn't beat the Headless Chicken (really, could ANYthing beat that?!) but I just learned something about my name the other day. Wouldja believe a "Mallow" is a kind of flower? And even better still, it's not just any flower, it's a wild Swamp Rose! Some fancier flowers like Hibiscus and Rose of Sharon are part of the Mallow family, too, but can you think of anything better for me to be than a wild Swamp Rose??
And then Steve came by this morning, he said HE looked it up and his 'puter told him the Mallow flower is considered an invasive weed and that the Chinese Mallow is used for (Oh, I can't stand it ...) Colon Cleansing! This just gets better and better and better! -- Mallow ❀Come visit me, COTM Scrapbook - Vote Dolly #222609 in June!, Angels Jezebel & Pierre, K. Mike **vote my sweet bride Dolly #222609 COTM**, Dame Mallow ~ loves Sir Oscar Jon, Angel Smokey & Dame Evie ~ loves Angel Shai.
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05/19/2013 09:43.24 AM
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UBB
The Snarkie inventory is becoming scarce. I'm having to limit my consumption--wondering if the factory will be cranking back up again soon? My kitty sitter told mom that I look fabulous--that may be the moment when my bellies were covered up and only my head was sticking out?
meows and purrs
EngineCome visit me, ♥ Strudel and Yoda ♥, ~~Engine~ vote King Whiskers daily 227256, ♥ Felix--I love Pudding ♥, Exit Rocketman~~♥ Mrs Whiskers, Angels Ping, ET, HellCat & Poppins, ~Orzo~ I ♥ Cheesy and Nosey, ~~Michah and Biscuit~~ & Rhubarb~~Vote Lady Dolly daily 222609.
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05/18/2013 06:11.58 AM
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Sea monkey hunt! 5-16-13
Be vewy vewy quiet - we're hunting for sea monkeys. I hear they might be snorkeling in the water hazards, so naturally we sent our fearless Pig-shark in to have a look see. In the meantime....
I think Steve must be trying to hook a sea monkey using pizza weenies for bait. Try little sea bananas instead. :) A 62 for Mr. Safari. Ana looking buff after a full day of sports yesterday comes to the sea hunt with a 47.
OnTheLookout LiLi stays alert to avoid Steve's golf grip on her shins and swings for a 64. Bart is slowly recovering from his grits pizza - would you like to supersize that? - and hits one toward the water hazard for a sinking 59.
Mimi isn't too sure about those open windows all night, must be a mosquitophobe. She leaves her 69 at the scorers table. Tucker pretends not to notice the girls and hits a 60, then heads to the food wagon - where the girls like to hang out. :)
Now Engine has a fine idea on how to use those left-over grits. Pot-hole fill! Excellent! She leaves a 62, and heads to the Snackster to handle the pizza stuffed mouse dogs. UBB does a little dilly-dallying on the veranda with a shot of Cat Daniels and a few tuna melt crackers before turning in a 55.
Bwana Bee Gee borrows Safari Steve and gun bearer/catty Gracie T-t for her underwater sea monkey safari, and turns in a score of 53 before setting out to the mysterious water hazard....
Ah, bringer-of-food Armani! And generous post-birthday Chloe, too. One can NEVER have too much birthday cake, I always say! They complete their morning with a 59 on the links. And finally, Mallow just can't wait to fling her 52 to the scorekeeper and go after a sea monkey or two herself. She races off to join the safari.
Busy day here, folks. I can feel the excitement building. Who will have the first sea monkey sighting? Who will bag the first sea monkey? Who will bag the biggest sea monkey? Who will bag the most sea monkeys? Who cares? :)
1st - Ana, 47. It pays to be buff.
2nd - Mallow, 52. She loves sea monkeys!
3rd - Bee Gee, 53. Mighty Bwana.
I think I see Pig's snorkel breaking the surface like a periscope. This could be it - the big sighting alert! He seems to paddling mighty fast! This must be important. He's approaching the shore. He's out of the water! And - what the.... What IS that thing? Oh man, nobody told poor Pig there were crawdads in the water hazards! Ouch, that must hurt. Anybody for a crawdad feed? :)
Looks like Mimi and LiLi will be heading out to the barn today. See if there's a REALLY big pot out there!
~~~Toby~~~
I didn't see
~no monkeys~Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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05/16/2013 03:16.42 PM
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Hi UBB
How was your weekend? We enjoyed a nice Mother’s Day. To celebrate, we gave Nana a “Nana of 3” shirt. We gave Mommy a “Mommy of 3” shirt & pawsome Birkis kitty sandals. You can see pics of their gifts on the bottom of my page.
Have a fun day!
Purrs,
K Casper ToddCome visit me, ♥K Casper Todd♥ COTM August 2008, ♥Q MerryBelle♥ COTM December 2008 & ♥Q Sissy♥ COTM July 2008.
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05/14/2013 01:05.53 PM
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what a surprise!
so glad that our mom's have Mother's Day for us to show how much we appreciate them and i was expecting the same routine as last Mother's Day and sure enough dad came out of the bedroom carrying a big basket . yep, there was the 3 dozen carnations (mom's favorite flower) from us kitties, and there was the card, box of chocolates, and bottle of mom's favorite Asti Spumante. ok, excitement was over. no, i was wrong............. mom was laughing as she was pulling something else out of the basket. i couldn't believe it! i blinked and rubbed my eyes and looked again. it was cans of tuna and a big bag of greenies!!!! Woooooooo Hoooooooooo, that was the best Mother's Day, ever!!!
headbonks and purrs,
Lollapalooza LiLiCome visit me, Add-A-Line, Blondie, Puzzle & Lollapalooza LiLi.
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05/14/2013 05:45.38 AM
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Mother's Day! 5-12-13
"Here I am to do the golf recap
When I'd rather be taking a catnap
I'll make no mistakes
Whatever it takes
Just hoping I don't have a mishap" :)
This shouldn't be TOO difficult, considering there's only six of you here today on this fine hot sweltering muggy humid Mother's day. Just sayin'...
Looks like we're livin' limericks today. I want to say, I am REALLY glad this day only happens once a year. Whole thing gave me a headache. Ow.
Okay, first out of the chute this morning and racing to lasso one of those delicious birdies is Mimi, tying up a 64. Staying warm under the saddle blanket is Stirry Slurry Steve peeking out to report a 36! You have GOT to be kidding!
Breaking out of the stall next is UBB, roping a 49, and delivering a limerick from our literary pal PD. And delivering a nice ranch breakfast of birdy biscuits - without the beaks I hope, I hate those beaks - is Engine, delivering a nice 55 too.
Reporting in from the wild wild west is Bee Gee, with tales of drought and probably longhorn skulls lying around in the dry gulches of the parched water hazards. Oh Darn, you DO carry on! She gasps her score of 66 and crawls toward the clubhouse for a life-saving Heinecat. And finally, tormenting us with yet another limerick - I am SO glad this day only happens once a year! - is Bad Mallow, roaring in on her wild horse named Harley :) and dropping off her score of 57 before she charges off into the sunset. The wet rainy sunset. Bee Gee is very jealous.
We are ready for the scores:
1st - Steve, 36. When do you guys schedule summer there?
2nd - UBB, 49. Okay, you seem to have made it into late spring.
3rd - Engine, 55. A perfect pair of 5's!
No doubt about this one. Bee Gee, you are SO on cart duty this time. Mimi may assist if she so chooses. Extra Heinecats for the barn crew tonight. Because it's so warm out there. And because I'm not buying! MOL!
~~~Toby~~~
~~~Happy
Mother's Day!
PS - With this stupid cowboy theme shouldn't Hot Rod have done the recap this time? :)Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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05/12/2013 03:03.14 PM
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HEY UNCLE BUDDY BUDD & BUDDS!!
HEY YOU! GREAT TO SEE YA!! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! SO YOUR MOM WASNT TOO KEEN ON THE TEMPTATIOINS, EH? WE GAVE MOM A CAN OF TUNA. IT WAS CHICKEN O'THE SEA SO SHE LOVED IT. WE TRIED FRISKIES TUNA & EGG BUT SHE SAID NO! THANK YOU...YOU GUYS EAT IT! MOL!!
HEY, WE GOT THIS NEAT MOONPIE MOTHERS DAY POEM FROM THE MOONPIE FOLKS AND THOUGHT WE'D DROP IT OFF FOR YOUR MOM:
"M" IS FOR THE MOONPIES THAT SHE GAVE ME....
"O" IS FOR THE ORANGE DOUBLE DECKER....
"T" IS FOR THE TIME WE ENJOYED MOONPIES TOGETHER....
"H" IS FOR HER HAPPY MOONPIE STORIES
"E" IS FOR THE EIGHT EXCELLENT MOONPIE FLAVORS
"R" IS FOR THIS RIDICULOUS MOONPIE SONG!
PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER THEY SPELL MOTHER
THE WORD THAT IS MORE SPECIAL
THAN MOONPIE TO ME!!!
ISNT' THAT NEAT? WE ALSO HAVE VOTES, PEACH MELBA MOONPIES AND GUAVA NECTAR! HAVE A GREAT EVENING! LUVYA A.Q.GRACIE ♥Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, ELMIE ♥ LOVES HIS POUNCER KITTY O'MINE*****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, AQ GRACIE♥MAX~~V- OTE LADY DOLLY #222609 JUNE, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, **ANGEL PAWPAW WELCOMING ANGEL KATO*** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.
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05/11/2013 06:53.55 PM
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Hi Uncle Buddy Budd cont.
About the vet. It is to check my lung function. I had what they think was pneumonia a couple of months ago and this is a recheck. J.C.Come visit me, Mimi 184008 & J.C..
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05/11/2013 06:50.25 PM
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Hi Uncle Buddy Budd
If I tried to give my fur Mom a Mother's Day gift, she would hiss at me. Course she hisses at everybody. I sure envy you guys being able to roll around in the great outdoors. I haven't gotten out in so long that I've forgotten what dirt feels like under my pads. J.C.Come visit me, Mimi 184008 & J.C..
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05/11/2013 06:47.00 PM
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UBB
I was gonna offer mom a Snarkie but I don't think that she's interested. Too bad so sad, right? We just had a line of storms move through but they didn't bother me as I was busy with the Snarkie wrappers...gotta make sure I get every crumb. Hope you and your mom have a most wonderful Mother's Day tomorrow.
purrs and meows
N-GinCome visit me, ♥ Strudel and Yoda ♥, ~~Engine~ vote King Whiskers daily 227256, ♥ Felix--I love Pudding ♥, Exit Rocketman~~♥ Mrs Whiskers, Angels Ping, ET, HellCat & Poppins, ~Orzo~ I ♥ Cheesy and Nosey, ~~Michah and Biscuit~~ & Rhubarb~~Vote Lady Dolly daily 222609.
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05/11/2013 05:48.51 PM
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Ready for this? 5-11-13
I think I got this right. It's Demo Derby Day at the Mini Golf course, so that must mean today is - shoot golf with a pool cue day! Am I right? No? Okay, you ALL win. Can I go now? No? You guys are tough.
Up bright and early and searching for the bottom of the long list is Ana, with a nice shot off the 8-ball for a 63. That equals 9. Ha! It's putt day! You all thought I forgot didn't you! Well, I didn't, so neener neener neener. That goes double for UBB! :)
Next is Steve with a bank shot for a 50, and a 5, with a little belly dancing thrown in for good measure. In a thong?? Stop it Steve, you're scaring me. Can't speak for the rest of the gang.
Melodramatic Mimi is lamenting the plight of the furbabies, while hitting an awful 69 in the corner pocket, for a putt of 15. Engine arrives in the SnackoRama, with hot catpacchino. HOT beverages? You do remember you brought your winter fur to the cleaners? She banks one in for a 68, just beating Mimi with a 14.
UBB lost control of his designated demo derby driver, but still hits a carom off the rail and sinks a 61 for a 7. Muggy Darn storms in with a lazy lag that doesn't even make it across the green, for a 61 and another 7.
Ooohh, Bart grumbles onto the course for a quick overcast shot of 60, for a 6. You know, I think those starched shorts would make anybody cranky. :) One more rainy day kitty, Tucker floats out to the felt and takes his best shot, a 46, giving him a 10 and a very good reason for a nap. As if we need one...
Armani is breathing a little easier knowing his caddy is re-gruntled and they enjoy smooth sailing through the overcast to a 62, for 8. And finally, Mallow is considering the challenge of the Weenie Wagon in the Demo Derby. Making sure to grab her goodies first, she cracks one off the 3 ball into the corner pocket for a 55, giving her 10, and roars off to take her pre-belly dance nap. Just wake up hissing and spitting - that will keep most sane people from wanting to hug you....
Taking extra care to make sure the results are accurate, rereading everything several times, we might not even post this til tomorrow, JUST to be sure it's correct. So you might as well all go take those pre-belly dance naps. Get some rest before the Hug Your Cat sessions start. Find things to do.... Hum dee dum.... *yawn* s-t-r-e-t-c-h....... :) *must not make mistake*
1st - Steve, 5. For god's sake, cover yourself!
2nd - Bart, 6. Maybe that starch helped.
3rd - Tie, UBB & Darn, 7. Maybe you should let BG drive - your catty looks like she had one too many for the road!
And the lucky losers today? Well, looks like Engine can give the Food Fiat another wax job and Mimi can help restock the Kegolator. Think you can handle that all by yourself? MOL!
~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Holding my breath
~waiting for the
~~~~reviews~~~Come visit me, LITTLE MISS, SMOKEY & MOLLY 211603~~, HOT ROD, OUTLAW 211919~~, ZIGGY*DUCHESS OF DANCE 211920~~ & AUTUMN & R.I.P. SUMMER 212425~~.
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05/11/2013 01:06.13 PM
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Hi Golfing (Uncle) Buddy!
And a Happy Mother's Day wish to your Mom, too. I have something to get you off the hook for the Temptations fiasco, here's a bouquet of pink carnations, because they mean "A Mother's Love". Then you kitties can keep ALL the Temptations for yourselves :-)
~ MallowCome visit me, COTM Scrapbook - Vote Dolly #222609 in June!, Angels Jezebel & Pierre, K. Mike **vote my sweet bride Dolly #222609 COTM**, Dame Mallow ~ loves Sir Oscar Jon, Angel Smokey & Dame Evie ~ loves Angel Shai.
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05/11/2013 11:48.10 AM
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Sounds good to me!
Guess what I got Gma today-TWO BIG catnip plants! How thoughtful,huh! Seeing I ate all the others down to mere numbs last year,its the least I could do. Gma figures they might last....maybe a week this year. Happy Mother's Day to your mom!!!! Give her the UBB special treatment and lots of whisker tickles at 3 am :)
XOXO~S~Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie loves Molly~.
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05/11/2013 11:40.32 AM
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Wait a minute.......
huffin'* puffin'* ok, i was out of breath! i ran all the way over here. we won't be online later today or tomorrow but mom said i could run over here(see that's why i ran!) and tell your mom that we all wish her a Happy Mother's Day,filled with joy,smiles and laughter and surrounded by all her furamily.
headbonks and purrs,
Lollapalooza LiLiCome visit me, Add-A-Line, Blondie, Puzzle & Lollapalooza LiLi.
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05/11/2013 04:51.30 AM
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UBB
YOU are the very best! Wow, I can hardly wait. I'll make some room in my favorite cubby holes...I may even bring one to share...not one box, one Snarkie. Thanks again. I'll siphon some rocket punch for your trip back.
meows and purrs
N-GinCome visit me, ♥ Strudel and Yoda ♥, ~~Engine~ vote King Whiskers daily 227256, ♥ Felix--I love Pudding ♥, Exit Rocketman~~♥ Mrs Whiskers, Angels Ping, ET, HellCat & Poppins, ~Orzo~ I ♥ Cheesy and Nosey, ~~Michah and Biscuit~~ & Rhubarb~~Vote Lady Dolly daily 222609.
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05/10/2013 06:15.09 PM
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End of a Week of Errors 5/10
~~ I won’t do a recap of those but I will point out that no one except UBB found the BIG one Hot Rod pulled yesterday. All I’ll say is… those in the cart barn did not belong there. You can duke it out with H.R. later if you find him. It’s okay UBB let Hot Rod finish the stale Heinecat beer and chippy chips spilled behind the sofa while he hid in case the Golf Bully heard of the error.
No going back to find it until we finish today’s game and summary, please?
Heinicat? Did some cat yell Heinecat? Here she comes with her Weiner Cart and a keg of the cool brew to go with the biscuits & gravy. Engine hits a strong 61.
That 61 happens to be the same score lover-tom Steve is crooning to himself and a fish under the trees. While ASH claims her cool & wet score of 53 is disappointing. I guess so! The only shorter whack today comes from UBB with 47. It’s sad to hear a grown up, old cat “boo-hoo” all the way to the beer keg. For mewing out loud, UBB, it’s Long Drive Day!!
It’s kinda strange but there are more twin scores today. Boule & Ollie who are offering Catty Shackers an all expenses paid trip to Florida to play 18 holes of golf (Ugh… count me out). Boule strikes a hot 63. You can see those coolcats afterward to book your flight and a luxury hotel. A matching 63 belongs to Tucker who had such a good time hiding from thunder he’s going off again today. Bye-bye, Tuck.
An unusual golf buddy/fantasy occurred down in the water at the 7th hole when Bee Gee who managed a 52 brought her own submarine and Pig to monitor her score. Not nearly so weird-- for a change, Miss Mellow Mallow also scored 52 and seems to be feeling the effects of her purrsonal ‘nip.
Let’s see…as I look through the scorecards I only see one, no two more players. The lovely Lapaloozed LiLi arrives in Whie with lavender and violets. And, what happened? Did I blink or what? She’s using a crutch covered in lavender glitter--a crutch” and a 65 score? Did you hurt yourself, dear Overdresseda LiLi? Tripping on all those glittery outfits?
Here’s the last score which is either a mystery or an error… now there are no errors today so… I go for the first choice: Mimi put the score of g4 on her card. Does not compute… so that puts Mimi and Boo-hoo UBB out in the cart barn together. Figure it out yourselves.
~~~ Here’s the Long Drive Summary:
1st place and buyer of the 1st round in the Clubhouse: LiLi Glitterrama 65
2nd place tie goes to Tucker and the Dynamic Duo. 63
3rd place with 61 each Engine & that singing orange dud…oh I mean dude, Steve
~~ Off to the clubhouse and the ticket purchasing window for Florida on B&O!
Humbly submitted by: PD Budd – a confirmed never golferCome visit me, Happy 2013 from the Budd's sidekicks, Kitty Poets #234071, Uncle Buddy-#189993 -Garden Watcher, Gracie Twinkle-toes-Here I Am!, This is a Research Site Only!, PD Budd-Enjoying Springtime & the3 Budd's -Spring.
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05/10/2013 05:28.36 PM
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Rats!
I knew I should have quit while I was ahead and left out the cart barn assignments! :)
~HR~Come visit me, LITTLE MISS, SMOKEY & MOLLY 211603~~, HOT ROD, OUTLAW 211919~~, ZIGGY*DUCHESS OF DANCE 211920~~ & AUTUMN & R.I.P. SUMMER 212425~~.
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05/09/2013 05:26.51 PM
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Borderline Day! 5-7-13
How close can we really be to the "borderline"? Especially with Steve and Bee Gee making the maps??
First near the edge is Steve with his memory in training, repeating 59 so often it takes on that creepy, loss of meaning thing. Oh, and a putt of 14.
Ana's Haley comes in a little warmer and farther from the edge with a 47, and an 11.
Mimi looks like she's borderline, using her oars to send signals, and swat a slip-sliding away 60, for 6.
Looks like Tucker has already been too close to the edge, with his slightly singed rear-end, and a 54, which gives him a 9. I really love the smell of burnt fur....
Engine arrives in her shiny clean Munchie Machine, but I'm afraid the mud is gonna take that shine right off again. She putts her pair of 5's for 10, and spit-shines a fender.
UBB is about borderline over Hug Week. Maybe Mallow can fit you for a custom barbed wire jacket? Just be careful when you're brushing off lint... A 48 you say? Well, a 12 I say! :)
Oooohh, I see Bouie is ready to edge into the clubhouse for a big breakfast, as long as it doesn't involve rodent barf. Not even on a beautiful morning? Guess not. Another pair of 5's for a 10.
Poor Bee Gee. She's beside herself with nothing to complain about, a very definite sign of borderline. And a 49, for 13 and I think the worst score so far. So cheer up, Beeg! You can complain about that putt.
Arriving late after trying to decide who was being edged into the carriers this morning is LooneyToon LiLi dancing cheek to cheek with a nice 60, for a 6.
And finally, Miss Borderline herself, all decked out in her exclusive line of barbed wire underwear, Mallow! Scoring a bright and shiny 50, for a 5 on the putt. She'll be signing autographs later. Edge into line - if you dare...
Should we have a borderline bbq at the clubhouse, featuring leg o' lammie? We can have borderline bbq lammie sammies! And edgy punch. And fruitcake salad. And nutty buddies for dessert. Maybe we should have putted with goofballs. Okay, I'm done now.
1st - Mallow, 5. Anybody in line yet?
2nd - Tie, Mimi & LiLi, 6. Oars in the WATER!!
3rd - Tucker, 9. Anybody love the smell of burnt butt in the morning?
Edging out Bee Gee for worst score today is Steve, giving it his all for borderline day! Way to go, Mr. 59! Maybe we could have a shirt made up for you ... it could say "59 or 14, it's all the same. Nah. It's reward enough that we're sending BG to the barn with you to help out. You two can work out the details. :)
~~~Toby~~~
I'm only here
for the food~Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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05/07/2013 03:10.46 PM
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UBB
Thank you fur your concern over my excessive fluff. Since I really didn't gain weight this past year, I think that I can handle that pallet of Snarkies. I'll ration and only open one at the time. Mom bought digital scales fur me and my fursibs. Of course, I won't sit still very long and the tray likes to tip so needless to say, I don't get weighed very frequently. By the way, I think that I have enough space in my cubby holes to store all of your inventory. Can you do overnight shipping? I will gladly pay your requested amount as soon as all of the boxes have been counted and recounted....MOL. I have the catbucks so don't worry. Thanks for your business!
meows and purrs
N-GinCome visit me, ♥ Strudel and Yoda ♥, ~~Engine~ vote King Whiskers daily 227256, ♥ Felix--I love Pudding ♥, Exit Rocketman~~♥ Mrs Whiskers, Angels Ping, ET, HellCat & Poppins, ~Orzo~ I ♥ Cheesy and Nosey, ~~Michah and Biscuit~~ & Rhubarb~~Vote Lady Dolly daily 222609.
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05/06/2013 04:24.37 PM
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CS 5-6-13
Looks like it’s a wet and muddy one for most of you! Pretty soon it’s going to be mud wrestling instead of golf. Count me in!
I’m first to arrive, doing my best Stevie Wonder, professing my love for my 56, and my aversion to hug WEEK. Who does that stuff!
Next is Sandy/Ana with their 38, doing a rain dance and hoping for showers.
Mudcat Mimi (I like that!) is frantically rowing in her boat with a 58. Two oars Mimi-takes 2 oars to get where you’re going.
Highly contagious UBB is snotting and sneezing all over us,leaving a tissue trail and a lowly 39. YOU are not included in hug WEEK.
Engine is tooting along in her Snackster-yes I said toot, and slip-sliding away in mud with a 53. Should use Mudcat’s boat-a weinie boat! BUT, Engine does deliver with tuna turnovers and chipmunk chips. Way to go Engine! Just like the postal service…thru sleet, snow, mud…she delivers to the golfers.
Tuck-rolling in with a 46. No wonder you’re looking for the Weinie Wagon. Need to warm them buns!
Wow, Bart strolls in with his salmon colored golf shirt, chinos, and spit shined shoes. Aren't we all fancy, fancy there Bart. I thought shiny shoes were for looking up girls dresses or something like that. I read that-never tried it myself, swear.
Speaking of clothes horses, there is little Adorkable Lili putting on the glitz in her red sequined Betty Boop dress. But wait! It comes complete with hat and feathers. Mmmmmm….feathers….Oh! Her score-60.
Poor B&O,sharing their muddy misery with Mudcat Mimi. They both come slopping in with a chilly(for them)50. Mud wrestling is looking better and better!
And what does the West coast bring us? BG and Mallow-the little Miss Sunshine twins! BG is sporting a 47,and Mallow a 59. Wow,Mallow even found a barbed wire coat-impressive! Go on BG,give her a big hug for hug week. Would have been safer with raisin week, they just make you scoot and toot.
Winners:
First: Sandy/Ana 38
Second: Typhoid UBB
Third: Stylin Bart 44
Losers! Really, do I really need to say it? I see you heading for the cart barn already:
Adorkable with 60, and the somewhat prickly Mallow with 59. A word from the crazy cart cat Engine-please make sure to put a shine to the Weinie Wagon tonight too…and someone wake up Tuck,his buns look like they are on fire.
~Stevie Wonder Cat~Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie loves Molly~.
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05/06/2013 02:13.18 PM
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Hi Uncle Buddy,
Thank you for being so nice to me...here's a big hug!!!
Maybe I can come to golf once in a while and be Bouie's catty. I love the great outdoor's just like you, but I don't like the cold weather or rain. It has rained for the last 4 days and we have a 40% chance of rain today & tomorrow. Mama say's this is the coldest May we have had in MS since she moved here in 1957. She's just afraid it's going to turn hot with no spring to enjoy.
Mama went to PetSmart on Saturday and this is Pet Adoption Week..They had a three legged kitty there that Mama fell in love with. It's owner had taken her to the vet to be put to sleep because she was too much trouble to take care of. Can you believe that after having its leg amputated. People are so cruel! At least the Vet said he could not see killing this perfectly sweet kitty just because it lost a leg.
Unfortunately, Mama cannot take in another animal since there are ten of us mouths to feed now. We're all doing well, and out baby sister that Mama named Mitsy is growing like a weed. She is a precious little darling. I will have Mama put some new pictures on soon.
Thanks for being my furiend,
Snowflake...please just call me "Snowy"
=^.^=Come visit me, Bouie - 220743 ~~Off Line~~~, Snowflake # 256313, Shadow, Prissy & Chloe #225729 ~~Off Line~~ & Ollie - #211317 ~~Off Line~~.
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05/06/2013 07:17.19 AM
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PLEASE VOTE KAYLIN #251700 for COTD MAY 6th
Please paw by & meet this beautiful Champagne Point Tonkinese kitty. KAYLIN #251700 is not just a beautiful face she is also a CFA Champion & a Mom. She was hand picked for her new parents by her sister Wendy's breeder when she found out how sick Wendy was. But this sweet girl was already a mom so her new parents had to wait to bring her home. All of her kitties found their furever homes & then she had her Big Girl surgery. She was finally able to come to her new home in January. She wasn't sure if she wanted to stay at first, but her new parents gave her lots of love & support so we are happy to report she is settling in quite nicely. KAYLIN #215700 spends her days hanging out on Mom & Dads laps, playing with her toys, & napping in the sun. She also likes to tear through the apartment at top speed and has been known to do it in the middle of the night too. Her most favorite things to eat are the Roast Chicken, that she shares with her parents, and her Blue food. She Loves to make new friends so won't you please stop and give KAYLIN #251700 your vote and make a new friend.
We give our Heartfelt Thanks To Queen Trixie #172636 who brought us a magnificent two months of wonderful animal stories, fun and zoo adventures as our April Queen. We congratulate Queen Spunky #161265 and invite you to visit her at the castle during the month of May. Please paw by daily and give your support to Whiskers #227256 on his quest to become our June COTM.
Thank you for your continued support of the CMR Special Recognition Campaigns and our outstanding candidates! These campaigns are chosen for families who are trying to help other CC members by visiting and voting. In appreciation, we are leaving you a Tuna Muffin with Catnip sprinkles. This is Mouse & Tucker with Mike #161232 & Mallow for the CMR page #46883.Come visit me, Sir Tucker ~ #219145, Dot ~ # 247583, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~Please Vote Dolly # 222609 for COTM.
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05/05/2013 04:55.06 PM
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~2100~ Woohoo!!
I just swatted you votey #2100, and Ana #7000. I am da paw! Oh yeah!
~Toby~Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.
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05/05/2013 03:07.28 PM
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