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Uncle Buddy Budd, Himself

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Hi! My name is Uncle Buddy Budd, Himself

I am Domestic Shorthair from Oxford, NY

Nicknames: Buddee-Buddee, Da Budd.
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Catty Shack, #232638, a founding player------
Here are Miletones:
COTD 3/18/2012
Vote #1000 on 4/11 by Edelbrock and Lugnut
Vote #1400 0n 8/9 by Kali #72152
Vote #1600 on 11/8 by Josiemae #
Vote #2000 on 3/19 by Mallow #161263
Vote #2400 on 8/31 by Buddy #259429

Age: 13 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: My Story:
For my first 4 years I was an inside cat and only knew litter pans. Also, my first owner never cracked open a can of food. So, when Mom saved us from a dual cage at the PetsMart Humane Society room, the first thing she did on our first morning together was to give us a little Friskies fishy food. Ah, Heaven ever since!
And when we moved to her Mom's house on a farm I went outside for the first time: A Free & Joyous Cat.
I ran up and down the fields and hilly pastures for hours at a time. All the pent up energy just had to get out. More Heaven! Mom was having a physical breakdown and could not supervise me enough. Her Mom believed that cats should run free. I had never seen a dog before. There was a nice old dog living with us.
But one day Gma's friend came over with his strange looking, very fast hunting dog. When he chased me into the woods I just froze flat on the ground hoping he would pass by. But that dog grabbed me the minute I stood up and tried to run away. He held on and ripped (this is so hard to tell) the fur hide off my back.
Mom called and called me. Finally I crawled in from my hiding place hours later. Did you know that blood does not show up on a black cat? It just looks wet or oily. So it took her a few minutes to get me out from under the bed and to get a vet to see me on a Sunday. He was a wonderful cat expert. And the nurse kept telling Mom that when cats come in with these injuries they get euthanized. She tried to convince Mom to do this. Even her own Mother tried to convince her. But Mom said I was young and healthy. And besides, PD Budd was still too dependent on me, and would not survive without me. The vet showed Mom the extent of the injuries. He just folded my hide over and there were all my organs. When Mom pets me along the spine she is also petting the kidneys, liver, etc. The vet did a wonderful job and charged not too much money. I had drain tubes coming out of me for quite a while. The fur got sewn backwards in a couple of places and stood straight up. Mom brushes me often and it grows back correctly.

We do not live there any longer and I still have strong urges to go outside every morning, to never use a litter pan unless Mom goes away on vacation when we are not allowed outside. I remain terrified of dogs.

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Chocolate Day! 9-23-14
How often does THAT happen? Seems like once a month! Steve, you know anything about the scheduling of Chocolate Days? Don't give me that blank stare.

Luvbug(50) challenges all comers to a rousing game of checkers golf, with or without tiny clubs. Sounds interesting ... Steve(66) focuses all his energy on growing out his winter fur. So, considering the energy output involved, he MIGHT have baby fuzz by November ... Ana(40) has made the scientific determination that TODAY is the first day of fall ... Mimi(62) reports her mom has the sickies. Thank goodness it's not the "stickies" as earlier reported by Bee Gee! ... UBB(41) says the "restless one" GTt gets relief by being let out the door in the morning. Maybe Luvbug could suggest that to his Gma? I'm picturing that.

Our resident "doggie defender" Tucker(36) seems to be all a-chatter and in need of a quick Cat Daniels ... Oh Timmy(46), good point. I hope that RLS isn't catching! Imagine us all out on the links trying to tee up while our legs are heading in different directions! (Anybody remember Acme Earthquake Pills on Road Runner?) ... Bee Gee(63) is celebrating the "stickies" - sticky temps, and sticky chocolate. Blame Steve, who else? ... Mallow(57) has decided to take her free car to the innergizer and get her fur fluffed and folded while she waits. They toss in a halo shine for free!

And the votes are in:
1st - Steve, 66. Steve? Huh.
2nd - Bee Gee, 63. Sticky fingers.
3rd - Mimi, 62. Mom can have your chocolate, it helps the sickies!

Cart barn honors go to Tucker and his dog. I think she'll be a great help out there. Doing what I'm not sure. But then, with dogs, no one is ever sure.

Our dogs are definitely no help. Ever.


09/23/2014 12:56.17 PM Report This Comment
Hi Uncle Buddy Budd
Hey Guy! While I am queen, nothing but the best for the Catty Shack. We can fly in the best sod from anywhere in the world. Exit has volunteered his rocket fleet, so time and distance are of no matter. Eats and drinks! If you can dream it we can get it. Purrs...mimi

Come visit me, Mimi 184008, WindSong Offline, J.C. Offline & Blackstone & Grayson Offline.

09/21/2014 11:34.42 AM Report This Comment
On the Catpaign Trail...Day 21
Some cats should be mothers and some shouldn't. Josie does not have the catmom gene. While we were in the hotel, our neighbor had to rescue little J.C. from the road where Josie had left him. Litter #2 was left in a storm and we never knew where litter #3 had been raised. Josie did feed her babies erratically. We think that she did this to relieve the milk ache rather than from a desire to nourish her offspring. She may never be a pet, but she will have a home here if she changes her mind.
No photo but check video. To be Cont.
Beautiful profile photo. Purrs...Mimi

Come visit me, Mimi 184008, WindSong Offline, J.C. Offline & Blackstone & Grayson Offline.

09/21/2014 01:16.44 AM Report This Comment
9.19.14 ~~ Pirates Take Over Long Drive Day
A-hoy, ye buckies or buddies...
[Please note: no cat selected the butterscotch pudding— food fight in the parking lot after the game!]

We start today with 2 tied miserable scores of 48. Tuck, who was not late on board yet claimed that he was. And, of course, it was his mom’s fault. He walks the plank for fibbing with a short drive. And Luvbug hit a poor 48 also and so he can join him on the plank. You pirates have to stick together. Swords out pirates and over they go!!
Fine start to Pirate Day, hey?
We’ll get the other low scores over right now. Steve, wearing his famous black eye patch scores 46. Purrhaps you should lose the patch, Dude? There’s the plank. Take Ana (40) with you. Splash!
The big brrr goes to UBB and his squawking parrot with 37. Fresh parrot is NOT on the menu today. Just in case BG gets any ideas, Polly flies off into the trees to watch Ole’ Toothy in his little lake. Call Captain Hook anyone?

UBB will be in the barn drying out all the wet carts that couldn’t float. No problem, Bee Gee with that 58. You may like the menu from Engine; she’s hit hot (fat) number of 63. Brought us a pot of Balsamic Bear stew and Scalloped Squirrels. No need to kill the parrot. Not sure about that keg of ‘drink’ you stowed aboard, N-Gin...
Give Timmy 53) a helping paw aboard. His mom warned him about drinking the Capt’n morgan. Really? It’s safer than whatever is sloshing in that keg.
~~ And now make way for our future Queen and Cat of October, mimi, with the winning score of 64. Take your place at the head of the food line, where you can start the song. Does is go?...”A hundred bottles of beer...”
Our own real Angel mallow flies over in her flashy role as the Sea Hag Road Warrior and whacks a decent 59. She keeps shouting “scurvy barnacles.” Jeesh! Or as Timmy would say, “Arrgghh!”

Ho-ho-ho and a Bottle of Rum for each winner today:
1st mimi – 64 –practicing your queen walk yet?
2nd- N-Gin – 63 – You try your keg first!
3rd – 59 for The flying Sea Hag herself, A. mallow

Happily submitted by PD Budd. Sorry about the small ‘m”s today. I forgot to put the batteries in the keyboard where the big “m” is kept.
Glad to be back!

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd, Himself, Gracie Twinkle-toes, Leaf Chasing anyone?, PD Budd ~ Life is Good! & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

09/19/2014 12:07.06 PM Report This Comment
Hey everybody!
Great mews! Our new member Luvbug has joined us at CC2 - aka Catty Chat! So hurry on over to give him a great big Catty Chat welcome!

Bee Gee


08/05/2014 01:18.51 PM Report This Comment
It's our first anniversary!
Yep, it was one year ago today that Sir Oscar Jon and Angel Dame Mallow took the big plunge, and to celebrate we are takin’ another one … right over Niagara Falls in a barrel!

Yeah we know, that is just slightly illegal, but would we let that stop us? Nahhhh! We’re just waitin’ till dark when the Falls are all lit up and the fireworks show is goin’ on. O.J. has worked really hard on our vessel, a deluxe barrel with plush seating, safety restraints and that most important addition of all: a fully stocked bar. The sound system is gonna play “Roll Out the Barrel” as we drink to one whole year of wedded bliss and sail our way into history in our own version of the Yellow Submarine.

So, since no one will see us, how will anyone know we actually did it? That’s where our four videographers come in. K. Steve, K. Bennie and Bee Gee along with Angel Q. Gracie for those tricky aerial shots. Between the four of ‘em, we oughta get at least 30 seconds of usable footage, mol.

So after our triumph join us in the dining lounge at the Tower Hotel overlookin’ the Falls to screen the footage. We’ll fill the barrel with beer, order everything on the menu and the pawty ain’t over till we all get kicked out! -- Oscar Jon & Mrs. Mallow Jon

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Vote Mimi #184008 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ it's Oktoberfest again!, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ leaves are falling!, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ bugging my sibs, it's what I do! & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/30/2014 09:24.45 AM Report This Comment
Well, I'm sure I won't mind if your mom assists with the recap Tuesday, but then, what about Friday? :)

Bee Gee


07/25/2014 05:09.24 PM Report This Comment
This will be tricky 7-25-14
I'll try to flip back and forth from CC to CC2 and get all the golf blogs. If I mess this up do NOT blame ME! Heck, I'm trying to celebrate a birthday party, for crying out loud! Give me a break!

Looks like, hmm, maybe Tucker actually arrived, based on his sign-in time at the scorer's table. He drops a 48 while waving his garlic charms to drive away the evilies .... Next is Mimi(68) by a wrinkling nose, at all the garlic mom imbues everything with. Whew! .... After much effort Ana was able to crash the CC defenses and post her 62 .... Next through the great CC wall is Steve(55) at the speed limit, leaving B'day greetings for the two birthday girls today, Ziggy & Dolly. Aren't they cute?

Engine(68) arrives in the Party Porsche (quite an upgrade, eh?) with plenty of celebration fixin's, not the least of which, a keg of Heinecat .... UBB(52) couldn't seem to find anybody to play with this morning, but he left his score anyway. PD is starting the slow panic one feels when one thinks one might be locked in the library with the *whispers* "library lady" .... Bee Gee(53) arrives wondering if this is finally the great CC Apocalypse we've all heard so much about. Maybe the CC powers were scared off by the garlic. THAT explains a LOT! 'Nuff said there (She also forgot to leave her score but since I live here I think I have that covered. *snicker* .... Finally Mallow(57) kicks ol' CC in the rear and darned if the thing doesn't start working. With only a few minor glitches.

Okay, quickie score roundup so mom can get back to a busy day doing nothing!

1st - Tie, Mimi & Engine 68. Don't let Mimi's mom and her garlic shaker near those cricket cream puffs.
2nd - Ana, 62. Persistence pays!
3rd - Mallow, 57. You had blogs from the 23rd? Ours went back to the 12th!

Cart duty is in the capable paws of - no one! It's off the the double party! Look out, birthday cake, here we come!

Hot Rod
Lucky brother of the birthday girl!

Come visit me, THE SENIORS ~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

07/25/2014 01:50.25 PM Report This Comment
Your attention please!
We have a brand new member at Catty Shack. I'd like everyone to scurry over and give Luvbug 7393 a great big Catty Shack welcome! And that does NOT mean toss him into the hazard with Ol' Toothy and see how fast he can walk on water! :-) I think it would be a real friendly gesture if we all TRIED to be nice for at least the rest of the week. 'Kay?

Bee Gee


07/22/2014 01:57.35 PM Report This Comment
Anybody catch any rats yet? 7-22-2014
I think the little rodents are all kicked back in the holes on the greens! If any of us ever made a shot we'd find out. *smirk*

From deepest south Amherst some angels leave us a 65 .... Engine keeps running over the same 70 every day. I would NOT want that jersey number! She's packed Starfish Sammies with Muskrat Mustard and feather-free Cardinal Chips. Emergency! The Kegolator is down! .... Oh *whew* Mimi(71) to the rescue with a cart full of Old Rat's Breath, courtesy of catty J.C. and his superior skill at getting the little rats to give up the breath.

Tucker is getting into rat-catcher day, sticking his paw down the hole and rooting around. He comes up with 67! From one hole?? Meanwhile catty Dot goes on a grub run .... Darn Bee Gee(68) is full of grumblin' and groanin' about storms on the way. Bad day at Catty Shack Rock. Give that girl a shot of Old Rat's Breath .... Little Stevie(71) is just chillin' in his little hammock, waiting for a little push. Bee Gee? This one's for you.

UBB is seeing double with 72/72. Hangover day was yesterday! He hoists his double shot of Old Rat's Breath in honor of Mimi's fine rat ranch and sends his catty GracieTt off for more "ranch" dip! .... Timmy(83) is inquiring about Ol' Toothy's breath! Well really, who's gonna get close enough to notice? Brush his teeth? I think whoever made that suggestion should also volunteer! .... Oh wait, wait! Mallow(64) can jump right in there and lay a toothbrush on Ol' Toothy's nippers! She can borrow some of Mikey's foaming zit wash! And when you make it back out we'll all hail the Gator Whisperer.

Spooner Scores for Tuesday:
1st - This has GOT to be Timmy with that awesome 83!
2nd - UBB seeing double with 72/72.
3rd - A tie! Steve & Mimi, 71. Hammocks, umbrellas, and rats. Yup - oh my....

And the lucky loser today, that would beee .... Mallow. Must be your lucky day. Gator rasslin' AND cart barn, all in one day. It just don't get any better'n that! Hahaa!

~I do believe Ol' Toothy
has lovely minty fresh breath!


07/22/2014 01:53.02 PM Report This Comment
Hey UBB!
We were SUPPOSED to be cooler by Saturday, but it was still nearly 100, then again yesterday. But last night it was a blessed 57 here. Ahh, what a relief! Only supposed to be mid- to upper 80's today. I know to some folks that sounds warmish, but to us it's like being in the cooler. We might even get *rain* tomorrow and/or Wednesday. Wish us luck!

BTW, do you guys know Luvbug? He's part of Kuce and Dancing Bear's family. Anyway, he stopped by to congratulate CS yesterday and wondered if we had an opening for another member. Since LiLi quit, I figured why not, so I told him there was an opening. So far he hasn't replied, so we'll see what happens.

Getting ready for boat race weekend here, always a HUGE favorite with mom. And we kinda like going all crazy cat on the party barge! Starts Friday and goes til Sunday. Gentlemen, start your engines! :-)

Bee Gee


07/21/2014 09:55.39 AM Report This Comment
7-11 Slurpin'
** Starting us early today is our own orange Steve scoring 62 and burping & slurpeeing on this Long Drive Furiday All day fun with the Catty Shackers.
Pushing her heavily laden Food Wagon on to the course N-Gin reports a soupy 72 and brought platters of labor-intensive Goat Gizzard Gyros with 101 Dalmation slurpees. Thanks for the meals on wheels!!
The T & D Show bounces son stage where they are now presentingtiny pink things-- 59 of them. What Tuck? Having too many glugs of bourbon in those Slurpees?
Then Mimi amd JC share a big T-bone steak washed down with 73 Slurpees... ooo-oo!
BeeGee enjoys the 60 drunken Dalmations to start the day before all 101 arrive. Keep Cool out there!
A-Dork slurped down 75 orange airy Slurpees. She beats Steve's record.
Everycat's here today since the free Slurpee word got out. Sandy reports ordering 63.
Timmy with your 69, I have mews for you, Dude/ You are as nude today playing golf as the day you were born. That's right 24/7 nekked!
A. Malificent Mallow is downing all the free slurpees she can handle. So far she's tried all 61 flavours. Wow!
What a great day!
1st Miss Florida-Dorkable *75
2nd Mimi & JC (Burp) *73
3rd Engine our best chef *72
Cart Barn with lots of Slurps UBB *52
Purrs to All-- Everycat Member was here today!
Commenter, PD Budd

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd, Himself, Gracie Twinkle-toes, Leaf Chasing anyone?, PD Budd ~ Life is Good! & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

07/11/2014 11:07.06 AM Report This Comment
Busy busy day!! 7-1-14
It's a full house today. Looks like everybody wanted to participate in Family Golf Month! And I MEAN "everybody"! Meowsa!

Here first to give it up for the second six months is Steve (72), handing out extra degrees for anyone under 50. I see no takers .... Also happy to start July is Haley, with 65 happy degrees .... Engine (70) winds up the Whirlwind Willie and delivers flash fried flaming flamingos and Catnip Cointreau lemonade.

Tucker(72) goes for the ice cream but says hot dogs are for the dogs. I can't repeat what he said about fireworks! ... Mimi(74) has the family here for Family Golf Month but swears she will never do it again. The kittens are having fun though, batting balls and snatching hot dogs .... And oh goody! Bee Gee (53) is grilling on the car hood, so the kittens can get weenies hot off the hood!

Timmy(79) has babysitting duty today. Well, you brought Bella to the right place. Hand her a driver and a hot dog and point her to the driving range .... Mallow(64) brings Maple Leaf hot dogs and Maple Walnut ice cream to the party, along with her misspelled sense of "humour". *snicker* .... And finally, one more babysitter on the links. UBB(75.5) has his catty problems again, fishing her out of the birdbath and plopping her wet behind in the cart!

Long drive wins and losses:
1st - Timmy, 79. No feeding hot dogs to Ol' Toothy, you don't want to get in trouble for cruelty to gators!
2nd - UBB, 75.5. You didn't need that .5 for second today!
3rd - Mimi, 74. Please! Bring the family again tomorrow. We'll need someone to eat the leftover hot dogs.

Loser, loser, loser! Bee Gee with a wimpy 53. To the cart barn, loser! On the bright side, you won't have to eat any hot dogs. :-)

What do Canadians do during the summer?
They have a picnic that day! Hahaha!


07/01/2014 01:16.38 PM Report This Comment
6-30 recap
June 30th-its OVER-yippee!!! Dumb month,who invited it to our year anyway. Meteor day-just a good reason to blame your half yuck scores on,for those with half yuck scores. Why not-everyone else blames the moon phases on everything,we'll blame the meteors. Duck! And you all thought the golf balls hurt.

So......I was SO excited it for a beer float,I forgot to post my score til Tuck had my back. Score of 69 for me. Thats just one of the many perks to being a commentator,I can add it in at will. Change it to win even. Kidding,I see all the glares.

Engine (73) brings us fresh from the starfish farm some scalloped goodies paired with her "mom's" catnip juice. Does your mom stare at the wall and run around the room crazy after drinking it too? We MUST keep the secret of the nips powers from the humans.

Mudcat (65) gets in a good,solid stroke with the clocks second hand (get it....stroke....clock...). And to think I don't get paid for this "stroke" of genius.

UBB (65) Are you offering,or giving "free" advice??? Penny for your thoughts has hit inflation to dollar for your thoughts. I'll split it 50/50 with ya.

Tuck (70) . Tuck has the uncanny ability to know EXACTLY when the food cart comes chugging along each day. Beer floats on the house!

BG (50)Trying her Darn best to synchronize us . We can't even stand in a straight line. We can attribute her lack of thinking to brain freeze with her ALMOST freezing score. What a difference almost 20 degrees makes. Almost.

Timmy (79) Hotsie totsie! Watch where you walk around Timmy today-we have a gacker! Its ALMOST like a jumper,but gackers aren't encouraged to gack.

Wait for it....Mallow the Great(55) is NOT the caboose today! We have a winner-Mallow is organizing synchronized beer chugging. I'll drink to that.

Last is Sandy (88) is that for real??? in two eights??? She is in competition with Engine with her humidity soup. Any takers?? Anyone?? How about Darn,she was cold,almost.

1st: BG 50 (good thing you beat The Great,I think she cheats.
2nd: Mallow!!!! with 55
3rd: two way tie with UBB and Mudcat each with 65.

Losers: Sandy with 88 with a little help from the Timmy with 79. Aren't you glad to be back!


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

06/30/2014 01:36.47 PM Report This Comment
Wow, busy Sunday! 6-22-14
Everybody must have decided to come to Catty Shack to beat the heat. Or the lightening bugs.

Mimi (73) ain't scared of no lightening, not with her trusty lightening rod. Nice of you to let J.C. hold it though .... UBB (50) is enjoying the freshly mown greens while hollering for his catty GT-t to come back with the cart! While she continues to race with the lightening bugs, he heads to the CH for rum-peach drinkinis .... Bee Gee (46) is taking no chances on the lightening-lit links today. She stays in the CH and putts her onion rings with an eclair.

Tucker (62) will be giving a talk later on "Stupid Guy Things" later at the CH. After he finishes his onion ring-eclair combo plate .... Mallow (61)is putting a Barbie head through an onion ring with a lightening rod. Hope you get the shot off before lightening strikes! She leaves us with some useless information about Celsius temperatures, and is also pretty torqued off that only guys get to do totally idiotic really stupid stuff. Hey, feel free to act like a dork, too. Equal opportunity and all .... And a very special Sunday appearance by Timmy (74), who is hiding out until his mom quits looking for whoever baptized her coffee table! I'll bet it was a tag team effort!

Practice day ends like this: Mimi, 73 ... UBB, 50 .... Bee Gee, 46 ... Tucker, 62 ... Mallow, 61 (or 16...) ... Timmy, 74.

Okay, now we can set up some ring toss games using onion rings, and eclairs as targets. And BTW, UBB was *1st* yesterday, NOT *2st* as was originally reported by silly Hot Rod! HAHAHA!

I'll be over here with UBB
enjoying those drinkinis.


06/22/2014 02:00.46 PM Report This Comment
PD left us a little mew, but since BG already stopped by to mew back at him, we thought we'd come visit "the old guy" instead. :-) We didn't have any treats yesterday. Well, not all of us! Grabby is the "treat monster". She even likes chunks of dry dog food. She is a bit on the cuckoo side, we think. Mom tried to get caught up on blogging yesterday but as in all things mom, she failed miserably. Between working in the yard and reading, she hasn't been getting much else done these days. About all she does here for sure is golf! As if any of US cares.... Oh sure, it makes the golf bully happy, but so what??

Anyway, we are enjoying the last few coolish days before the heat gets turned up outside. THAT'S the real reason mom has been concentrating on the yard so much. When it gets into the 90's she stops doing so much out there. So I guess we should take advantage of her being outside and do a little interior decorating of our own! Hi ho!

Bonnie & the Girls


06/22/2014 06:42.47 AM Report This Comment
TODAY is the first day of summer! 6-21-2014
No matter what PD said yesterday. Although summer "officially" began at some ungodly hour like 4:22 a.m. Like who is gonna be up for that?

Mimi's cuckoo catty skated to the links to help her deliver her 74/11 putt. I'll bet his tail is sore. He needs a few more skateboarding lessons .... Maybe Steve (64/10) can take care of that. You two can take turns pushing each other off the skateboards .... UBB is "enjoying" the same temps we had this morning! We have no winter coats either, mom being a real quick-draw on the slicker brush! He shivers to a 44/8 putt.

Bee Gee is looking over her shoulder, on the lookout for the cuckoo riff-raff skateboarding around on the cart trails! She trips one, grabs the board while he's still flying through the air, putts her 45/9, and rolls the board right back under the skater before he knows what happened! .... Tucker decides skateboarding is too much effort, but he's willing to make the effort of pushing Steve of his skateboard and toward the water hazard! He putts for a 63/9 and heads for one of those tasty peaches & cream cocktails .... Mallow has set up her putt from the dark side of the moon, and after making all the necessary calculations for wind and lie, uneven ground, and the fact you can't even see earth from there, she manages a 57/12. Yikes!

Everybody ready for the big first day of summer party? Let's get these scores out of the way:
2st - UBB, 8. Get that fur out of the trash, Evie can knit you a new coat!
2nd - Tie, Bee Gee & Tucker, 9. Interesting skateboard "skills" you two have.
3rd - Steve, 10. I think Tuck gave you that "little push" you asked for!

Okay, lots of peach liqueur and rum soaked peaches to doctor up that vanilla ice cream! Cart barn duties will be in the capable paws of Miss Moon Mallow. Can you handle it from up there?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
I'll leave that wild skateboarding to the youngsters.
~~~~~I prefer riding a good old rocking chair~~~~~

PS - Thanks to Mallow for vote #5800 for Catty Shack! Woohoo!

Come visit me, THE SENIORS ~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

06/21/2014 02:14.34 PM Report This Comment
In the good old saunter time! 6-19-2014
It's too hot to do much more than saunter. Let's get this recap started without delay. Sauntering in first today is Steve (66) celebrating orange and lasagne. Figures .... Wowsa, Mimi is all over the hot times today! An 80 to start the morning. No wonder she skips past the lasagne and heads straight to the martini shaker! .... Engine (74) has really given her Rocket Roach a workout today, zooming between CC's! She finally settles in with a full buffet and something called Vermin Vaportinis. I'm all for anything that vaporizes vermin!

Sounds like Tucker (67) needs a helping paw to help him out of the puddles. Somebody toss him a life preserver. NOT the Bee Gee "special" one! He manages to slog over to the food .... Speaking of Bee Gee (54), she's out sauntering in the dark and touching "things". Weirdo. After touching whatever that was *eew* stay away from me! .... UBB (66) is back to playing fair and square and reporting actual temperatures instead of humidity!! He's having a wet and wild golf day, too. But his efficient catty hands him a nice dry driver.

Timmy (67) is thanking his lucky stars he isn't stumpy like Steve and Bee Gee after having to scoop sushi out of the hazards while the gators gave him the eye. Hey Timmy, we can contribute to the squirrel fund! We have the same problem here! .... And Mallow (57) tees up a nice meatball in honor of lasagna weather. She heads for a shot of those Vaportinis while her catty heads off after her shot!

How did you all do?
1st - Bee Gee, 54. Stop touching things!!
2nd - Mallow, 57. "Lasagna weather"? I've heard of soup weather....
3rd - Tie, Steve & UBB, 66. "Something" with cheese, and a dry driver.

Really big loser today is Mimi but at least there's no more sushi to clean out of the hazards. Instead it looks like you'll have to scrape the cheese off the cart seats. Don't complain. At least it isn't "fudge".

Celebrating orange cats?
~~Does that mean me?


06/19/2014 02:08.01 PM Report This Comment
Recap 6-16
Oh fudge. Really!!! Its fudge day. A little fudge,a little fiddle,we'll be all sorts of shook up. Swing your caddie round and round,put 'em in the hazards and wash them down.

Wait for it.....Tuck (56) is first today! He's so ecstatic about this turn of events.he is do-si-doing all over the course. Watch out Dot.

Engine (70) sets the mood(you know its mate week,right???) for us with purrfect parrot pirogi's and pigeon pinwheels. Try saying that three times fast. You just tried it,I know you did.

Me (64) treating my "do" muscle with TLC. Anyone want to kiss my boo-boo? I'm kidding! I do not need to self amputate my "do" muscle,I have enough "parts" missing!

Mudcat (70) riding in "borrowed" style with the J.C. at the wheel, er....throttle. Ride it like you stole it-always a good motto.

UBB(50) your back,and with good mews-no tumor for mom. Must be those special "herbs" she's been drinking. New clubs huh??? See if that improves your game.

BG (45) shoots a handlebar shot that just MAY cinch the win. Who new a girl her healthy size had so much dexterity,AND doing it wearing clogs!

Mallow (52) makes it her job to fidle her fudge. Somehow,that didn't sound right,but we ARE at the CS!

1st: BG 45
2nd:UBB 50 (welcome back)
3rd: The Great with 52

Losers: not me! Mudcat and Engine tie it with a 70. Good,no arguing among the two of you on this. The rest of us-just fiddle about,fiddle about,fiddle about....

Believe it or not....I forgot myself in the original recap!

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06/16/2014 01:23.17 PM Report This Comment
Moonshine madness! 6-5-14
Here with his behind ahead is Steve, getting up up and away from his own air! And a chilly 56 .... UBB delivers GTt's non-liver cake concoction in honor of all us rescues. And they have an even chillier 55 .... Poor Engine has to pull out the frozen leftovers due to the oversleepage of her secretary. Those possum pockets do look tasty. She has a warmish 68.

Hey Mimi, tell J.C. I have a similar delusion. I figure if I sit by my dish long enough dad will fill it with fresh grub. And he DOES! Haha! Anyway, better take it easy there. 72 shots of moonshine is gonna start giving you delusions of your own! .... Tucker is caught in Steve's tailwind *coff* so he hurries to get off a shot and head for more shots at the clubhouse. Think 55 shots of moonshine will help after that?

Ah, Bee Gee seems to think moonshine will deliver her from the forces of Steve's behind, too! Guys, truly, I think all it does is dull your senses so much you just don't NOTICE Steve's, um, 'essence'. She's lovin' her cool 54 .... Mallow gives fair warning for Steve to keep his behind away from the moonshine. It's sad to think he needs reminding. She plonks down her 55 and waits for the pizza delivery.

Moonshine scramble scores:
1st - Bee Gee? With a 54? Cool.
2nd - Three-way Tie, UBB, Tucker, & Mallow, 55. Vole-ari!
3rd - Steve, 56. Get behind the clubhouse!

I think there's probably enough moonshine on paw to get us through ONE day of Steve and his hot air behind. But leave it at home tomorrow. 'Kay?

I too suffer from
~toxic tailwind


06/05/2014 02:37.50 PM Report This Comment
Happy Sunday golf 6-1-14
June 1st, and heading into the hot hot days of summer. Ugh. Here to say nothing nice is Steve. We wouldn't expect anything else from you. Non-golf your bare claws over to the tulip patch with Mimi. And a nice 57 .... UBB still seems to be in the cool zone with a 42. Need more practice? .... Lawzy! Mimi would be taking that mallet to mom's poor ankles to keep her from adopting another kitty! She Heimlich-hugs JC to save him from the horrors of hazelnut cake. What a humanitarian! Catitarian? Anyway, score them a 57 along with Steve.

Bee Gee says it's too hot to polka. Don't want to try the Too Fat Polka today? Ooooooh, that nasty look tells me "No!" Okay, so bare-toed skipping it is for Darn. And a 60. Hot hot hot .... Mallow seems to be in accord *snicker* with the mom ankle-biting in prevention of cat adopting. I guess all our moms have all the cats they "knead". Haha! Oh, I crack me up! Mallow swings for 59 and decides to call a few of her polka pals. Just what we need....

Practice scores for today, the very first of June: Steve, 57 ... UBB, 42 ... Mimi, 57 ... Bee Gee, 60 ... Mallow, 59.

Okay everybody, I KNOW you won't mind doing the Beer Barrel Polka, and it's one everybody knows. Although many don't KNOW they know. Clear?

Roll out the barrel....


06/01/2014 02:20.14 PM Report This Comment
Fairwell, sweet May! 5-31-14
Parting is such sweet sorrow, yadda yadda yadda. And who waves farewell first but that huggable orange guy Steverino! Waving his paws around shrieking "Mayday! Mayday!" Stop that or we're going to have to put the "hugging shirt" on you. The one with all the fashionable straps and buckles. *smirk* And it a 55/10 for the screamer .... Dodging the mallet, Mimi manages to wrap a hug around J.C. but just for a second. Then he whacks away for a 61/7 through a sticky wicket .... Next in line for his hug is UBB, placing the blame on Darn for his suddenly wintery temps. Trust me, she'd hold on to those cool temps if she could! He whacks one through his wicket for a 46/10.

Flexing her orange toes for that group hug, Bee Gee practices her complete sentence construction before moving in on the ball with her masher, aka croquet mallet. Yes indeed, it IS hard to miss with one of those monsters! She mashes her way to a 58/13 .... Tucker is a little too eager to lay a few hugs on whoever he can grab. *ahem* I'm just the Commenter, remember. Please. And he lays into the ball for a bruising 64/10 .... And Mallow is carefully hugging her catty. V*E*R*Y carefully. Hard to catty with a mouth full of mom's hand, eh? Spit it out and tee it up, see how far it flies! Mom's hand flaps away for a respectable 57/12 but doesn't quite save Bee Gee from cart duty.

1st - Mimi, all alone in single digits with a 7.
2nd - Almost everybody else, with a 10.
3rd - All alone with mom's hand, Mallow, 12.

The cheese stands alone again, Bee Gee in the cart barn with that nasty 13. At least now nobody has to get involved in that "group hug" nonsense!

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
~I want a hug when we say hello
I want a hug when it's time to go

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05/31/2014 01:41.25 PM Report This Comment
Hey UBB!
We've been seeing that kitty everywhere! She's incredible! Maybe I should post her video on the video page on Catty Chat. We pretty much don't use poor old RRR any more. *sob* I guess I could put it on both sites. Couldn't hurt.

Bee Gee


05/16/2014 11:39.17 AM Report This Comment
GOLF RECAP 5-15-2014
alrighty got to make it short,sweet and quick today. already lost electricity for two hours and tornado watches and warnings going out to various counties!!!! and it's storming like crazy! if this ends abruptly,you'll know my secretary got zapped!!!

Cluckin' Tuck is sticking his head in a 69" deep dish and comes up soaking wet! what were you thinking!

Mimi thinks she has a chocolate chipmunk. don't tell her it's a left over Easter Bunny that had his ears nibbled on 70 times!

Adorkable me is stuck in some valley under a hood hitting the ball for the 74th time! nope,still stuck in the valley,the valley so low.

Steve did send BeeGee right out of her mind and she whomped him 63 times after catching him trying to sneak "chocolate chips" on top of her favorite cookies.

UBB was out early on the course this morning "P" ing & "P"ing while his mom dug up 64 golf balls!
might as well have had 64 gophers come through!

Engine rolls in with 70 flashing flamingos! someone please keep her out of the liquor locker and grab those sloppy squirrels before they make any more of a mess with their catsup dripping burgers!

BeeGee turned to the darkside,AGAIN, is now working with the Stevester and brings in a ginormous chocolate chip pizza with 51 of those "signature" pawprints all over it. i say we turn the sprinklers on her!

Mallow! was it your idea to let 63 sloppy squirrels dance on the pizza? well,that was just wrong!

1st-She who can not be named-51
2nd-Steve(with his 63 band-aids)
3rd-UBB(in need of depends) 64

Adorkable me-headed to the cart barn with a whole bacon pizza! do you know where "dindin" is Steve? i'm just saying........and so it goes......................


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05/15/2014 12:42.53 PM Report This Comment
Hey OBB!
The "O" could stand for "Outlaw"! :-)

Good thing your cat sitter came by to release the prison door! I can just imagine all of your with your paws sticking out from under the garage door. That sounds like bad news about your mom's eye there. WHAT kind of treatment is there for it? Anything?

Well, if other humans can't appreciate our Barbie day at the links, I'm sure they wouldn't approve of Steve's closet or cart races in the parking lot or Ogopiggo in the water hazards either! So, you know what they say, if they don't like to have a good time, this is NOT the pace for them! Haha!

Bee Gee


05/13/2014 07:01.27 PM Report This Comment
Golfing with leprechauns! 5-13-14
Who knew the little green men lasted all the way into May? I thought their realm was March. Shows what I know.

Holding on to his lucky jewels, Steve makes his shot the hard way, danging leprechauns and managing a wet & wild 54 .... Blazing in on the Rodent Rocket, Engine sounds like she's having way too much fun today. Keep your greasy paws off her shiny bumper *snicker* and enjoy those Possum Popovers. She scores a 64 .... Mimi, are you sure you have leprechauns? Maybe you mean gremlins. I know, we're overrun with them, too! Little trouble makers! Mimi has a sizzling 72.

Tucker, now you're talking! Enough with the frogs legs, I'd like to sample a little leprechaun myself. For variety, you see. 58 for Tucker, then he's off to the veranda and a cold Heinecat .... UBB and his catty, Nagger, have a slight disagreement over which club to use. She decides on the "big" club, and fires a 61. Not all that bad. We'll take the Global Warming Tournament under advisement .... I think Bee Gee wants to stew a couple "little people" in a pot o' craft beer. Oooh, like those beer sausages! She leaves us with a frigid 40 and heads to the hazard to select her frog prince charming.

Leave it to Mallow to deliver the craft beer goods! We have our choice of the Angry Leprechaun, or the not-for-Steve Nut Brown Ale. Now, if it were Orange Nut Ale. Anyway, The Great shoots a 61 .... And barely making it before the recap round-up, LiLi lurches in at the last moment from the water hazard, sporting the red & yellow frog green suit and a healthy 72.

Are we ready?
1st - Tie, Mimi & LiLi, warming things up with a pair of 72's
2nd - Engine, 64. Oh, she of the untarnished bumper!
3rd - Tie, Mallow & UBB, 61. Craft beer and crafty catty. It takes all kinds here at Catty Shack.

Loser, freezing into the cart barn, Bee Gee with her 40 and her frog prince. We do NOT want to know!

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
The Pro-Remember?

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05/13/2014 01:43.53 PM Report This Comment
5-12 recap
We're here to play temperature golf
Steve said with a snicker and cough
We make our own rules
And all act like fools
Most times we only goof off.

There,my limerick for the day.Ever notice how nothing rhymes with orange,purple and silver? Thats just sad.

Here I am! First cat on the scene with a 62,looking for my sweet nuts. No,thats not it...nutty fudge. Same thing.

Engine is an early riser for a Monday. Up all night scalloping a squirrel(is that like origami???) Score of 58. See-should have slept in,you might have hit 60 degrees.

Mudcat is all sorts of limerickal (is that a word??). Its true Mudcat,MOST days we don't know where the ball lands. Who can concentrate when there is fun to be had. 63 for the Mimster.

Timmy chimes in next with a 57. He's talking all squirrelly. Your mom is going to Atlantic City? No table dancing for her like she did the last time.Can't let the pawrents out of your sight for a minute!

UBB (AKA OBB) is back! His mom returned from her medical vacation. Was she slyly obtaining more "mystery" herbs?? Score of 49.

Grumpy cat BG can't handle the pawty life. I say we all talk VERY loudly,and talk in rhyme to her all day. A rhyme a day keeps the BG away! wonder your grumpy(er)-score of 39.

Adorkable is talking in rhyme (without reason) scoring a 70. Just kidding Lili,you and Mudcat are putting forth the effort today while we slack and snack away.

Tuck and Dot slink in later (late for them) with a 65 to avoid having to rhyme. Get enough of them Catty Sunrise's in ya,you'll be surprised what you'll be saying. Ooh...I can't wait to black mail you later :)

Mallow is in last,and she is hot,hot. Well,the temps are going to be anyway. I see how you roll Mallow,sneaking in a whack to the Barbie head for a 52.Nothing worse than a sneaky angel,except nutty fudge.

OMG,I'm long winded again! Wrong kind of wind can all come out of hiding.

1st: BG with a 38
2nd: UOBB with a 49
3rd: Mallow with a 52

Losers to the cart barn to rhyme and dine are......Lili with a 70,and Tuck and Dot with a 65.


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05/12/2014 12:44.50 PM Report This Comment
So, you're back to being 'you' now? What was that "OBB" all about? And what did the "O" stand for"? Old? Odd? Maybe ornery? I'd go for that myself! Mom here isn't quite over the hill yet, just sliding down it and picking up speed! Wahoo! :-)

Bee Gee


05/06/2014 12:54.50 PM Report This Comment
CS 5-5
Post card and tourism week you say?? Does anyone even mail a letter anymore?? You all better look your best for the tour buses going thru,we need to boost our tourism HERE! Where else can someone go and watch cats play golf with celery sticks,zucchini,liver fruitcakes and Barbie heads. Yep,a real money maker.I can see it now....autographs,pictures...cha-ching! And not to forget our reason for pawtying today(looks better if we have a reason) Cinco de Mayo! Doesn't everyone celebrate the day with hoagies and cheese.

I am FIRST with a 40. See,i don't forget my score when I'm the commentator.I've got the "Mayo" for the hoagies.

Engine up next with a 62. Ooh,she brought the after Derby pawty to us(better that way...things have a chance to ferment) with Derby Bourbon pie and cricket crackers.

Mudcat scores a 55(or was it JC??) Be kind to him,he may be our back up tour bus driver when Ziggy needs a break. Give JC a minty something in a glass. Its good for him,puts hair on the chest,makes an interesting trip.

And who's that hiding...Tuck and Dot with 36. Your gonna need more than mayo with Ziggy driving there Tuck. I'll let you have the tour bus megaphone so you can scream "we're all gonna die"!!!! Nicely,not too dramatic.

UBB in next with a 42.Trying to go incognito changing your name to OBB? Bus driver(whoever that may be) turn the bus around,OBB's mom is going OOT(I love initials). I feel a pawty coming on(either that,or its gas from all the cheese).

Timmy in next with internet problems(whats with that,I had that all last week). WAIT,whats that you said? Who is growing what under a grow lamp?? Do share. A score of 44 for The Timmy.

Darn in next with delusions of being a navigator again. Score of 46. Just WHO would give you extra cheese BG. None of us could breathe ,and ...wait,thats Toby,never mind.

Last on the tour bus to hell is Mallow with another 46,celebrating the Mayo too. Wait,did Mallow the Great just admit she couldn't brave the bus?? What could POSSIBLY go wrong? OK,besides that....

1st: Tuck with 36
2nd:Me,me,me,me,meeeeee with 40
3rd: UBB,or OBB with 42

Losers: see-your all missing Lili something fierce now,aren't you! Engine with 62,and Mudcat with 55


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05/05/2014 01:59.10 PM Report This Comment
Oh .... *whew*
So glad to hear the book mystery has been solved! Nothing we all hate around here more than getting unexpected books in the mail. Never know if we're going to getting a bill later! And it HAS happened! (Wow, we don't exactly embrace Grumpy either. Or Lil' Bub. We mostly feel compassion for these poor kitties)

We do sort of like Cooper and his camera. Many years ago mom had an orange cat named Cooper! Hmmmm... And of course we love Bob!

Oh, we have a big TUB full of loose catnip! Mom puts a dozen or so of our small toys in there and lets them "soak" for a week or so and then gives them to us. Then she puts now toys in it to soak again. But zowie! I gotta tell ya, those bananas are really the cat's me-OW! They were on sale for $1 (They are usually $2.50) and mom only bought two! She is still kicking herself over that. We've been helping!

Mom used to try to R&R whenever her back went out, and it seemed to take a month for it to get better. Now she does just the opposite. She goes about her routine, carefully, and her back seems to feel better in a week or so. She did a LOT of studying about the herniated disk situation, and it turns out that bed rest isn't really the best thing. In fact, sitting or lying down hurt like Hello Kitty! Her back feels best when she's standing up. How about your mom? Sitting, lying down, or standing?

Bee Gee


05/04/2014 10:50.24 AM Report This Comment
Hey UBB!
Well, yeah, Hot Rod is still a "boy". He's also still "over there", sharing a stall with Ziggy and her ponies, dumb cat. He can be located at "The Seniors" place along with The Ladies and The kids!

The "Boys"


04/28/2014 05:04.44 PM Report This Comment
No, we didn't send you any mail. Mom doesn't even have your mailing address. But now WE'RE jealous, too. Maybe it was a raffle prize from CC? There was no return address? It's a mystery alright.

So the mom unit is going to NC for a week. Any idea when the big journey is?

Mom finally got an external drive back-up for her old computer, so at least now the important stuff is safe in case the thing finally melts down totally. She is planning to get a refurbished computer before the end of the year, as soon as she saves up enough nickels and dimes in her piggy bank.

I'm glad you guys have to eat the elk moss and not us. Oh, just YUCK! :)

Bee Gee


04/20/2014 07:12.54 AM Report This Comment
Happy Easter!
Our family has been working very hard today making Easter goodies and we’re delivering a big basket of them to you. Mike & Lady Dolly have Hot Cross Buns, Evie, Mojo and Molly Rose have worked very hard on Easter Basket Cupcakes, and A. Mallow, surrounded by her little biker chick pals, comes bearing Mallow Peeps.

We had fun making them, hope you have fun eating them. Have a Happy, Hoppy Easter! -- Mike, A. Mallow, Evie & Mojo Black Bear.

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Vote Mimi #184008 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ it's Oktoberfest again!, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ leaves are falling!, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ bugging my sibs, it's what I do! & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

04/19/2014 06:27.40 PM Report This Comment
Easter Eve! 4-19-14
Did everybody send their list to the Easter bunny? Santa comes down the chimney. What does the Easter bunny do? Jump up out of the carrot patch?

Here first to get a good vantage point is Engine with a platter of bunny relatives, Hammered Hamsters. I don't think that's gonna get you any bunny points! She also has a rainy 49/13 ... Next is Steve, rubbing his disbelieving eyes and getting the stew pot ready with plenty of onions and garlic. He has a 41/5, and leads us in the traditional "bunny calling" ... Mimi gives bunny luring tips and uses the carrot lure as her club to whack a 47/11 ... Once more UBB says his score will only get better later. He says he'll pass on the bunny stew (how do you know til you try it?) but invites us to join him rolling eggs down the back hill. You just know half of US will be rolling down the hill! He has a nice 40/4.

Mr. COTD has arrived and is in the buying mood! Woohoo! A little Bunny Bubbly will really hit the spot! Another nice 40/4, for Tuck & Dot ... Adorkable hops onto the course in her pink bunny suit, grabs the giant chocolate bunny by the ears and takes a huge swing at the ball. She scores a 70/7, and now has to try to mend dad's bunny's broken ears :-( ... Bee Gee Bunnytail is wagging her stumpy little cottontail and pretending we care. *snicker* She hands out garlic jelly beans in an apparent effort to keep the Easter bunny from getting near any of us. Her diabolical plan to get all the goodies tomorrow! She has a cool putt of 32/5 .... And Mallow is cheering the fact that we all made it everywhere! Yes, that WAS a bonus this morning. She tees off with an early Easter egg and gets away with a splattered 45/9.

The Easter Eve finals are in:
1st - Tie, UBB & Mr. COTD Tucker, 4.
2nd - Bee Gee, 5. Keep your stinkin' garlic jelly beans!
3rd - LiLi, 7. I can help you eat the evidence!

Cart barn goes to *drum roll* Engine! And an able assist from Mimi. Hurry up out there, I KNOW you don't want to miss the Bunny Bites and Hamster Hash! Washed down with Peeptinis! :)

Save a couple
Peeptinis for me


04/19/2014 01:22.19 PM Report This Comment
Hey UBB!
well look at you,nice pic! Congrats on votey 3000th! i was so busy trying to leave all the recaps,i didn't even notice the vote count :) glad you liked the recap!


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04/18/2014 03:25.47 PM Report This Comment
Tax day! 4-15-2014
And mom has had a very taxing day. We will all be well advised to leave her alone for the rest of the day...

Steve thinks he deserves a break today, maybe he'll give us all one, too. He has a 43 with rainy snow. Ugh .... Adorkable arrives with all the bunny colors of the rainbow on her attire! Quite a show, steering her glitter bike with her feet while munching a Big Mac! She delivers a 70 .... UBB has a grumpy reputation to maintain, and he does it well. He posts his high score for today (right day!) of 62.

Mimi couldn't get any McRodents at McD's (are you SURE?) so she decides to wait for the Ratmobile. She kills some time by whacking her shot for a 69 .... Ah! She didn't have long to wait, for here comes Engine in the Rodent Rocket now! Egg & emu enchiladas, huh. Where's the Rodent? She tosses her 62 and heads to the showers .... I'm not sure, but I think Tucker got shorted on his drive-thru order, like that EVER happens! We've learned to check before driving away. He has a Bee Gee-like score of 39. That DOES suck!

Oh. Well. Looks like Tucker stole Bee Gee's BG-like score! She rides her bike polo-style across the links and hammers one for a 50!... Timmy seems familiar with the proper cat etiquette of leaf-munching. That IS the protocol, right? He dodges raindrops on the course and turns in a 41 .... Ah, Mallow. Ranting about the lack of view for the "alleged" lunar eclipse! You couldn't prove it by us either. We were lost in the clouds too! So - they SAY there was an eclipse last night. We hope you DO get to be in charge! It would be really good to have friends in "high places"! She leaves us with a clear 48! (Same thing happened here too!)

Long drive excitement builds:
1st - LiLi, 70. The rainbow helped, I bet.
2nd - Mimi, 69. Still playing the Big Wind I see.
3rd - Tie, UBB 7 Engine, 62. Count your eggs, Budds!

Cart duty is in the capable claws of Tucker, with an able assist from Timmy. Poor guy, only the second day back and we have you working!

~~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~~~~~~
Not ONE of you did your taxes??

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04/15/2014 03:52.51 PM Report This Comment
Look up at the sky,Reach as high as you can,Dolphin day. What a combo of hogwashery. Like my new word I made up? Should have used it for Scrabble day.

I'm in with a lovely 64(spouseless and free-yay me!!!) Keeping an eye to the sky to make sure nothing drops on us,and taking Flipper to the water hazards.

Adorkable Lili is back,and she does her Seaworld routine with Flipper. Welcome back Lili!! How many gators can you jump? Whats Evel Knievel have that you don't. Thats right,433 broken bones and a bad hairdo. Score of 70

Mudcat in next with a 62. She doesn't see the amewsment in swimming with the fishes and gators. Technically,Flipper is a mammal,I think. Its that old thing if it looks like a fish,smells like a fish,it must be a mammal. Makes no sense to me either.

Oh looky who is here to kick me when I'm down,and stab me thru the heart with dead roses for ex spouses day-Tuck and Dot with a 69. Hey,all good things start with "ex". Ex spouse,Excellent,Ex lax. You catch my drift :)

In next with a 65 is UBB. He's busy contemplating the meaning of life,and which came first-the golf or the gators.

Engine has a new ride-a Taxidermy Truck.That kind of scares me. Note to self,do NOT fall asleep for one minute around Engine,who knows if you'll wake up stuffed on the truck with those glass eyes that seem to follow you around the room. A 61 for Engine.

Lets see...three more wanderers floating around on the course.....Timmy rolls in with a 67. Hi Timmy! Happy belated BD and COTD. I want to mention that cause you KNOW Timmy wants to share all his goodies with us,he just doesn't know it yet. Don't make us twist your paw Timmy. all heard it-Darn said she likes me and UBB (not THAT way)-she misses our heckling. That woke her right up. A COLD 29 for BG. Freezing your buds off? That sounds like a purrsonal problem.

Mallow is here to bless us with her 46. Poor MoJo-she refers to you as Her Greatness?? Name yourself day was last week. She CLAIMS to be taking food home to the spouse. IDK...that looks JUST like your own,personal Harley Davidson lunch box. Uh huh.

Scores! You really want to know? Ok:

1st: Wow, almost arctic like BG with a 29. You have us to keep you warm BG.
2nd: Her Greatness Mallow with 46
3rd: What!!! Mudcat with a 62.

Loser: Adorkable with 70. See-you MISSED the cart barn,didn't ya! I'll send Tuck and Dot on in with you,just because :)


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04/14/2014 01:39.06 PM Report This Comment
Well, yes, if Bob's buddy used some of the money from the books to get himself taken care of a bit, I seriously doubt anyone would object. On the other paw, someone might have told him it's a good marketing ploy to continue looking so ragged? Playing on the sympathy factor and all. Nut purrsonally I agree - he would look and feel better if he took care of himself a bit. It wouldn't hurt to get his teeth fixed. It's not as if he'd have plastic surgery to look like a movie star! Now that WOULD be overboard!

Bee Gee


04/11/2014 07:24.22 AM Report This Comment
Gotta work fast! 4-10-14
Hurrying through the recap so I can get to the clubhouse before all those tasty cinnamon thingies are gone!

Steve was SO excited to see Bee Gee took the day off. Bet he's not so happy since she showed up to be his surrogate sibling today. *snicker* He scores a 41 .... Mimi avoids the alcohol screening by hiding in her cart and lets J.C. fill in on sibling day. He gets a 54 .... Tucker also lets his "sibling" fill in for him on the alcohol screening. What is it with you guys? They score a cool 38 and head in for some of those cinnamon yummies. I gotta hurry! .... Ahnow, this is refreshing! Engine freely admits she's been dipping into the Cockatiel Cocktails! About time somebody owned up! She has a lovely 61.

UBB took his bats out for a little kite flying lesson this morning. How nice. He even let little Sib' GTt do the honors. Do I read that right? A 6?? You NEED some of that warm squirrel syrup! .... Bee Gee thinks her moms computer has bats in its belfry. Or else it needs an exorcism. Or both. She leaves us with a 34 .... Mallow has a nice nickname for the sibs - "them". Wasn't that a Sci-Fi flick about giant ants? Well, the sibs DO make my skin crawl. She's none to happy about the alcohol test either. Come one you guys, I think all of you would score really high! What, that's NOT a good thing? Mallow departs after depositing her 41 with the scorer.

Maybe today's scores should reflect the alcohol score? Hmmm?
1st - UBB and sibs, 6. Yowza!
2nd - Bee Gee and belfry bats, 34.
3rd - Tucker and Dot, 38.

Now, let's see here. High score today goes to Engine with her 61, but hey, at least SHE admitted she was into the beverages! Hahaha!

Just totaling T's


04/10/2014 03:15.19 PM Report This Comment
4-7 Bat-Catmobile Races
We roar out onto the course in our black and grey furry bat-catmobile ready to play a full week of bat golf. Score 28 for us now.
And the offer of Canadian Club all week in the CH, sponsored by the Canadian members, is brilliant.
Purrs to all

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd, Himself, Gracie Twinkle-toes, Leaf Chasing anyone?, PD Budd ~ Life is Good! & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

04/07/2014 06:03.51 AM Report This Comment
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