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Hi! My name is Lady Hermione
I am Domestic Shorthair from Eau Claire, WI
Nicknames: I'm too good for them.
Age: 10 years old
Coat: short haired
Education: I'm so good at jumping. Like, long distance jumping. I can jump from the ground to the top bunk of a bunk bed.
My favorite tricks and treats are: I refuse to obey the orders of my owner. I'll do tricks when I wanna do tricks. and I LOVE CATNIP! I also really love tuna, but I guess it's bad for me or whatever.
Where I hang out: I like to sit on people's coats, under people's legs, in people's laps, amongst the towels in the closet in the bathroom, and in other really random weird spots. I really just like to keep warm.
My favorite grubs: Chicken. Not that I ever get it.
My pet peeves: I don't really like boys... or little kids. Also, I hate when people blow in my face. However, my owner thinks it's funny and does it a lot. I don't like being touched too often.
What I love about my owners: I love when she lets me sleep on her chest when she's asleep. I also like when she talks to me and holds me like a baby, and scratches behind my ears.
My cat hobbies: I LOVE getting super hyper and running spastically around the house. I also love trying to catch bugs on the screen door. I make my owner mad when I jump on to the screen door and just hang there, but I totally love it and do it all the time. I also like to steal food off of people's plates when they leave the table. I really like to hide behind the couch in the living room and pounce on people's legs as they pass through. Oh, and I like to perch on chairs and hit people in various parts of their body (depending on our far I can reach) with my paws as they walk through the dining room.
Pet motto: Purrrrrrrrrrrr RAWR