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trance Happy Independence day!

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Hi! My name is trance Happy Independence day!

I am a Bombay from scottsdale, AZ

Nicknames: fat boy, trancy

Age: 17 years old

Gender: M

Coat: long haired

Education: well as a kitten trance was abussed by kids he was swung around by his tail. so i am just thankful he can jump up on the couch

My favorite tricks and treats are: he high fives and nudges your hand when you wave it up high and friskeys sensations

Where I hang out: on my bed in the warm sun

My favorite grubs: meeeeeow mix

My pet peeves: the dog when he attacks me stupid chuahua

What I love about my owners: i love that she gives me allot of love and plays with me and gives me all the food possiable

My cat hobbies: play with strings and laying around the house and definatly snuggling with my wife jasmine

Pet motto: fat and fluffy i may be me but i am intellagent and also crazy

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he is accually my moms cat my mom saved him from evil kids that tourtered him

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The cat world is at King STEVE's command
All hail King STEVE !!! No better way to end the year than with STEVE as our King. December, the start of his reign.
Visit King Steve @ 206575

My land and my home
No more will I wander
No more will I roam.

For here we are safe
From dangers and harms
We've food in abundance
And beautiful palms

King STEVE and Queen
Take care of our needs
And so three meows
For all their good deeds

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(,,) - (,,) - Chloe
CAT ISLAND: The Beginning by Helen Nyman

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12/01/2012 07:38.31 PM Report This Comment
Here are our Wishes for FurFriends................
H ours of happy times with friends and family
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity, peace & infinite possibilities
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures

N ights of restful slumber (dont' worry be happy)
E verything you need
W ishing you wisdom and light

Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A angels to watch over you
R embrances of a happy years!
Author Unknown

"Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols."~Thomas Mann

Receive our simple gift of FRIENDSHIP
Tied with CARE & PEACE
Sealed with BLESSINGS & HOPE
To keep you HAPPY & SAFE all life long.

(> ” ” <).....SATURDAY VOTE <)<:3 )~~~
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(,,) - (,,) - Chloe, 9/26/11 COTD

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12/31/2011 04:23.48 PM Report This Comment
Treats for FurFriends
Dame Cherish's mom (#17622) is not feeling well. Wishing everyone good health to begin the new year.

1)What is a cat favorite fish?
2)What do cats like on their hot dogs?
3)What do cats like to eat?

12/14/1791 – The United States Bill of Rights becomes law when ratified by the Virginia General Assembly.
I. Freedom of Speech, Press, Religion and Petition
II. Right to keep and bear arms
III. Conditions for quarters of soldiers
IV. Right of search and seizure regulated
V. Provisons concerning prosecution
VI. Right to a speedy trial, witnesses, etc.
VII. Right to a trial by jury
VIII. Excessive bail, cruel punishment
IX. Rule of construction of Constitution
X. Rights of the States under Constitution

(> ” ” <)..THURSDAY's VOTE on the 349th day of the yr
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(,,) - (,,) - Chloe 9/26/11 COTD

1. CATfish
2. Mouse-tard
3. Mice-cream

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12/15/2011 11:12.51 PM Report This Comment
Silly kitty nillykins
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Wishing you an absolutely splendid, marvelous and fabulous week of abundant blessings and good cheer!!
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I have a head like a cat. I have feet like at cat.
But I am not a cat. What am I? ...................... A kitten
What is a cat on Ice? ................................... A cool cat
What is a cat's favorite button on a VCR? ....... Paws

There are 10 cats in a basket, 1 cat jumps out.
How many are left? .... None, they’re all copy cats.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? ............................................... A sour puss

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty!------------------
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
---------------------------They never cry over spill milk!

(> ” ” <)..........MONDAY's =^.^= vote!
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(,,) - (,,) - Chloe, 9/26/11 COTD

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12/05/2011 07:20.25 PM Report This Comment
November skies
^•.•´¯`•.•^ ^•.•´¯`•.•^ Happy November
Unexpected turn of events... It was a warm, simply beautiful day; it's a great time of year:
*the rustling of leaves & snapping twigs, sounds signaling the coming of a barren winter
*drinking hot chocolate & apple cider w/cinnamon stick
*football games, family reunions, children's laughter
*the cozy feel of fleece while curled up on the sofa
*a simmering pot of homemade soups cooking
*gourds, corn stalks, mums, planting fall bulbs
*singing time-worn songs around the bonfire
*the smell of wood burning in the fireplace
*the aroma of jams, pies & breads baking
*hiking after the Thanksgiving meal
*pumpkin patches, apple picking
*tall trees cast long shadows
*roasting marshmallows
*town fairs, hayrides
*the cool crisp air

^•.•´¯`•.•^ ^•.•´¯`•.•^
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
................Because he was out standing in his field!
What did one autumn leaf say to another?
.......................... ........................I'm falling for you.

^•.•´¯`•.•^ ^•.•´¯`•.•^ .....Fun trivia:
1. U.S. farmers grow more than 1.5 billion pounds of pumpkins each year.
2. The largest pumpkin pie ever baked was in 2005 and weighed 2020 pounds.

(> ” ” <)......................Furfriend, here's your VOTE !!
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(,,) - (,,) ^•.•´¯`•.•^ ^•.•´¯`•.•^ Chloe

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11/01/2011 07:32.17 PM Report This Comment
Fall finale
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.*.•* *¨`*•*.•´*.¸*.•´** .*.•* *
* * IT'S SNOWING * .*
* .*.•* *¨`*•*.•´*.¸*.•´*
* .*.•* *¨`*•*.•´*
* .*.•* *¨`*•*.
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Our area just got the first snow of the season.
Will be slipping and sliding away on icy roads tomorrow.
Not at all ready for winter.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•` Chloe - 9/26/11 COTD

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10/27/2011 09:13.02 PM Report This Comment
Mid-week Vote
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Aloha is a popular word with unique meaning.
Aloha is a way of living and treating each other with love and respect.
The literal meaning of aloha is “the presence of breath” or “the breath of life.”
“Alo,” = presence, front and face
“ha,” meaning breath.
It can mean hello or goodbye.
It also means love and affection.
The word aloha is used in a combination with other words:
aloha kakahiaka = good morning
aloha auinala used = good afternoon; and
aloha ahiahi = good evening in Hawaiian.
The Spirit of Aloha creates positive feelings and thoughts. It exists in space, multiplies and is spread over to others.
Hawaii is called the Aloha State.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•` Chloe - 9/26/11 COTD

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10/26/2011 06:57.24 PM Report This Comment
Hello FurFriend
Tuesday's blossom and blooms with today's vote.

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10/25/2011 06:41.34 PM Report This Comment
Hi from Ethyl and Lucy
Hi Trance! Wow you are so handsome! We understand you are the founder of the black cat club. We are both bombays and we tried to join one time before but we most have not done it correctly. Can you drop by and tells us how to become members? Thank you, handsome!
Purrs n kisses!
Lucy and Ethyl

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08/17/2011 07:27.13 AM Report This Comment
Oh Dadcat
You won't believe what she did to me!!!!mom was busy with Dr’s appts & then had the nerve to leave me all alone in a big house, all by myself – I mean there was no one around & it was my very fist time!! Mom was at the hospital have a sleep study done. When she came home this morning, let me tell you, she got a piece of what was left of my furry little brain!! After some snuggling & special food for breakfast, I was better, but I am going to have to keep a closer eye on her from now on, even though she promised not to desert me again for all night!! Hrumph?????????I was a POP!! See you soon. Love, Sassy

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07/07/2011 12:35.06 PM Report This Comment
so glad u all made it to our pawty. all the friends being there is what made it fun. come by anytime
angel scooter and fam


07/05/2011 11:14.17 AM Report This Comment
Hi Dadcat
I am calling you from the ship. Will be home on Friday. Having a wonderful time - I love my Sam soooo much & he is soooo good to me. Talk to you when we get home. Happy 4th of July. Love, Daughtercat

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07/04/2011 01:53.19 PM Report This Comment
thanks for talking to me iam a kind and gentele kitty i have somthing suprising about me...I WEGH 20! POUNDS i own a bird to his name is parrot.hes a rainbow lorikeet! i let parrot not go near rocky i dorped out a vote that iam happy to give and vote.

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06/24/2011 06:14.25 AM Report This Comment
Hi Tancy
Tell Jazzy to go choose a dress if she likes any of them. Just helping some kitties find gowns for the wedding. If Jazzy wants another color, let me know. Love, Sassy

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06/21/2011 01:44.13 PM Report This Comment
Hi Trancy
Thanks for your kind thoughts. Preserving mom's paws, she may have to go to the vet. Love, Sassy

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06/21/2011 01:46.20 AM Report This Comment
Hi trancy
Hi trance just stopping by to see how your feeling. I see that your still hanging on. . . Your worrying my mom and i both. My mom was almost in tears one time when she heard you were dying. Well lets not think of it that way, howa bout i make you some home made chicken noodle soup with some greenies treats? well here you go.

Hope you feel better
Cosmo and Charolette

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06/20/2011 03:01.58 PM Report This Comment
Hi Trancy
I know things are working out for all of us. Sorry, but mom’s paws are worse than we thought, so this is short but sweet!! Love, Sassy

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06/20/2011 01:12.32 AM Report This Comment
good morning

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06/19/2011 09:38.24 AM Report This Comment
Oh Trancy
I am so happy for you & for H too. I guess it is too late, but H has Molly now, so I hope he is happy. Sorry to be soooo short, but must scoot as mom's paws are bad. Love, Sassy

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06/19/2011 12:34.03 AM Report This Comment
Hi Trancy
I understand more about H now. I hope he & Molly can be happy. Cinni asked him what he wanted to talk to her about. H must realize that he can go around making every kitty happy; he has to be happy himself & love himself before he can give any of that away. I'm glad that Jasmine & You will be coming to the wedding with H & Molly. I will delete the blog so no one else has this information; H has enough issues without other kitties knowing his business. Love, Sassy

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06/18/2011 12:16.37 PM Report This Comment
Hi Trancy & Family
Finally, our invitation! Love, Sassy & Sam

Love fills the moment
and the moment begins eternity
Love fills a lifetime
and a lifetime begins this hour
Angel Sir Lancelot and Angel Pawzi
request the honor of your presence
at the marriage of their granddaughter
Dame SassySu Faye Ann Marie
Sir Samuel O’Hara
on Saturday, June 25, 2011
at 2:00 PDT o'clock in the afternoon
in the Chapel of the Castle of
The Feline Empire

The gateway to the Rainbow Bridge is right behind the Altar, The Chapel, like the whole Castle, is magical, and the Chapel will hold all who wish to attend no matter how many. The ceremony will be on the Altar, with Queen Abigail presiding over the ceremony, with the Kitty Maid of Honor Cinnamon Sugar & Best Kitty Vice-Duke Lucky standing beside the wedding couple. There will be plenty of room for the Angels to come through and join us, as they hover. The mother of the groom, Dame Gracie, & father of the groom, King Max, will be on the side of the Altar. All of the kitties can watch the ceremony from the pews in the main body of the Chapel.

The reception to follow ---
Wedding Page #211719

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06/17/2011 03:41.03 PM Report This Comment
Hi Trancy
Of course you are like a dad to me & we are like family. I'm soooo glad you are coming to the wedding. I was wondering if you could talk to Hercules & ask him not to bring up ancient history about you & Cinni? I don't know why he is fussing; but we know there was nothing wrong. Jasmine was there & once we knew you were married, we all became family. Love, Sassy

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06/17/2011 01:41.52 AM Report This Comment
Trancy Darlin'
Of course I am speaking to you & I expect to see you & Jasmine at the wedding, dear friend. H & I will speak again, I just need some more time & right now I am soooo busy with the wedding. We hope to see H & Molly, along with Oreo, at the wedding to. I hope I am like a daughter to you. We will not be related because H & C did not marry, but that doesn't mean that I don't love you, cause I do. Love, Sassy

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06/16/2011 01:03.26 AM Report This Comment
Hello Trance ~
How sweet. Its very nice to meet you Trance. Your very handsome :) left a vote. <MM>

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06/10/2011 10:30.00 AM Report This Comment
Hi Trancy
Did you like the story? Love, Sassy

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06/09/2011 01:11.41 AM Report This Comment
Hi Trancy
Thank for trying. Perhaps there will be another trial & I can call on your help them. King Pete & Sir Leo both left kind words about the story & that they looked forward to something in the future. Whenever a kitty needs my help, I will call on you to see if you are interested in taking part. Love, Sassy

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06/08/2011 01:13.06 AM Report This Comment
Thanks for trying, but the case is closed. It is all over & the bear copped a plea - he apologized to Princess Oreo & promised to hold his piece. You see, it wasn't Princess Oreo that tried to suffocate him, he just got knocked down into the pillows with the parents were making the bed - it was an accident. The Judge has accepted this plea & it is all over. Love, Sassy

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06/07/2011 08:18.37 PM Report This Comment
Princess Diaries:
My name is Teddy?You don’t know me? I have taken a page from the Hairball oops, I mean the Furballs diary?Let me explain?I am Mommy’s son and was her only child until the black & white Furball came into our lives?You call her Princess Oreo, I call her the “Interloper” ... I was adopted in 1996?My Mommy had an operation and she lost all her lady parts and Daddy adopted me to keep Mommy company when she was in the hospital and to cuddle with her too?Life was great until August 17, 2002 when the little spoiled witch, oops I mean the Furball got herself adopted?Let me tell you, she sure is a lot of trouble?I am white and soft, she is black and furry & sheds, I don’t meow or talk, she doesn’t shut up, I want to cuddle all the time, she has to be in the mood, I don’t need to be fed, she eats all the time, I don’t need to drink water, she dribbles water everywhere, I don’t need litter or a potty, she is constantly in her litter box & kicking litter out everywhere?Need I go on?We keep our distance for the most part?I sleep above Mommy and Daddy’s pillows & when she was a baby she couldn’t get on the bed to bother me?I liked it like that?When she was able to hop on the bed she annoyed me?She sleeps right next to Mommy on Daddy’s pillow ?Her fur gets all over everything including me?Annoying?The fact that she never talked about me is okay ?As you can tell, I’m not to crazy about her either?But something has to be done, she crossed the line?That’s why I decided to tell all her friends the truth about her?She is a spoiled, demanding, lazy, noisy, selfish brat?You won’t believe what she did?She tried to suffocate me in my own bed?Mommy and Daddy went to bed last night and Mommy didn’t see me in my usual spot ..They looked all over for me and finally Daddy pulled me out from under his pillow?That’s right you heard me, I was under his pillow face down?Hmmm, how did I get there?...Can you guess who put me there??Yup, the little trouble maker?As if I could breath with a pillow over my face?Then she had the audacity to say she didn’t do it?She acted all innocent when Daddy asked her how I got under the pillow?Liar, liar tail on fire..The wicked Furball and I know the truth?She was trying to kill me?As usual she didn’t get into any trouble so I decided it was my duty to let the whole world know what kind of cat she really is?.She’s evil?Watch your back you never know what she might do?.If you ask her about this I am sure she’ll deny it?She’ll tell you I am just a stuffed bear...Ha, I am so much more then that?I have feelings you know and a heart?I just thought it was time that everyone knew the truth about your precious Princess. ..Take it from me she is not the goodies two shoes she makes herself out to be?Well, I’ve had my say and maybe this will teach the brat not to mess with me

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06/07/2011 01:28.51 PM Report This Comment
Pincess Darlin
Your legal team has arrived. As Sassy enters the court room, accompanied by Cinnamon with our precious princess, a hush falls over the crowded courtroom. There isn't an empty place to be found, so alas, some kitties are sitting on their friends’ shoulders so they can see what is going on. All the kitties cheer as the defendant is brought into the courtroom, flanked by 2 large toms to make sure he cannot be a threat to any precious feline in the room. The bailiff, our very own Gracie, calls for everyone to rise when the judge comes in - one of the toughest judges on the bench - the hangin’ judge - His Honor Poopie Pants (hope you don't mind being the Judge Poopie Pants)!!

Everyone be seated, says the judge. He motions to Sassy for her opening statement. Sassy stands & says Good Morning to the Judge & turns toward the jury. Now this is a very select jury, as it is made up of 12 fine felines. Usually, a trial by jury is judged by the peers of the defendant, but since this is the Feline Empire created long ago, it is the defendant's lot that they will be judged by felines; no other identity is recognized in the Feline Empire. On the jury are prominent members of CC: King Pete, Queen Linquini, Queen Boo Kitty, King Max, Queen Abigail, Queen Sheba. We have royalty making up half the jury because it is one of our Princesses that has been accused. The other six members are: Sparky, Lucky, Mickey from Alaska, Mimi, Cindy & JoJo. All members of the jury have been sworn in & Sassy steps forward with her opening statement: Princess Oreo has requested this trial to regain her good name. She has been unjustly accused by this foreign substance often referred as a "bear." This creature has made false accusation & should be banned from the Feline Empire - Cinnamon quietly consoles Princess Oreo as she cries softly due to the emotional strain this has put on our precious Princess. Thank you, as Sassy returns to her seat & the "creature's" counsel turns to address the jury. Of course, being in the Feline Empire, the creature is represented by a feline named Trance. Unfortunately, Trance was selected by the luck of the draw to represent the creature, he didn't want to, but being the honest kitty he is, he will represent the creature to the best of his ability. He turns to address the jury: Good morning fellow felines, it is my duty to show my client's side of this case. We hope to prove that it was done in fun, with no harm intended. My client is innocent of the charges against him. He was only expressing his opinion of the whole matter. I hope you will listen to this case with an open mind. Thank you. Trance returns to his seat. This concludes the first installment of this case. TO BE CONTINUED

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06/07/2011 01:23.35 PM Report This Comment
Legal Installment #2
Judge Poopie Pants called the court to order – everyone please be seated said Gracie, the judge’s bailiff. Dame Sassy, you may conduct your case.

Sassy steps up to the podium & begins: To begin with, the Creature admits that we don’t know him & he has actually invaded Princess Oreo’s Diary. At this time, as well as others, he has also referred to the Princess in the most slanderous of terms: Hairball, interloper, spoiled witch, trouble maker, liar & so on. He claims that our Princess is spoiled, demanding, lazy, noisy, a selfish brat & evil. These terms can all be discounted, as this is only his opinion & what he says doesn’t count because he is the interloper in this matter. Yes, you heard me, most kitties are spoiled, demanding, noisy & can be selfish, especially if they are an only child. Believe me, I should know – I am an only child!! We rest our case, Your Honor. Sassy gathers her papers, adjusts her collar & returns to her seat, also to console Princess Oreo.

You can hear snickering throughout the court room. Judge Poopie Pants raps his gavel & the room comes back to order, & now we will hear from Trance on behalf of the Creature.

Trance steps up to the podium & addresses the Jury: Kitties of the Jury, I know that the evidence weighs heavy against my client, but I ask for your mercy toward him in this matter. We admit that he did say those things about Princess Oreo (the Princess is again comforted by Cinnamon as she tried to maintain her composure), but they were not intended to harm her or cause anyone to think badly of her. My client is not a feline & doesn’t understand that actually Furball is a compliment to some kitties. Also, he does admit that he saw Princess Oreo’s diary, but it was lying open on the floor & he couldn’t help seeing it. I know, that is no excuse, but please, find it in your heart to give him the benefit of the doubt. He is a species lower than we are & therefore deserves your kindness & consideration in this extreme matter. Trance wipes his forehead with his hanky & sighs deeply; he knows that this is an uphill battle for his client. Thank you, Your Honor, we rest our case & Trance returns to his seat.

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06/07/2011 01:22.07 PM Report This Comment
#3 Legal Installment – CLOSING ARGUMENTS
Judge Poopie Pants, Attorneys Sassy & Trance come into the courtroom after a conference in the Judge’s Chambers. Judge Poopie Pants calls the court to order & asks Bailiff Gracie to bring in the jury. After the jury is seated, Sassy approaches the jury for her closing argument.

Kitties of the jury, we have shown you what transpired on that date between our Princess & the bear creature. To refresh your recollection, the bear creature was acquired when the parents were in emotional pain due to mom’s surgery. Dad got the bear creature to help mom thru everything. However, a few years later, the parents knew that they needed something more – someone who could love them back & give their life more meaning by a living presence; hence, they adopted our Princess. She could love them back unconditionally. Princess Oreo is their little Princess & they are glad that she doesn’t shut up, that she sheds, that she loves to cuddle, that she eats, drinks, makes a mess (this is the bear creature’s wording) – in short, that she is the sweet loving kitty they wanted; the Princess they chose to bring into their home to add life to it. That is the main point – she is alive & the bear creature isn’t. She could give love & meaning to their lives; the bear creature cannot. It is our position that the bear creature was caught up in the covers & pillows when the bed was being made – a complete accident. Of course Princess Oreo denied doing it, because she didn’t do it. Believe you me, if she had wanted to do that, she would have accomplished her mission, as all kitties do. However,

Your Honor – Trance stands & interrupts Sassy’s closing – may we approach the bench for a sidebar?? The Judge motions them forward, where the 3 of them confer softly so as not to influence the jury………..

After a short time, both attorneys return to their chairs & Judge Poopie Pants dismisses the jury, thanking them for their service & for doing their civic

Judge Poopie Pants calls the court to order, as all the kitties are whispering with each other, wondering what in the world is going on. After everyone finally settles down, the Judge says: The parties in this matter have reached a plea agreement which is acceptable to this court. Being that we are intelligent & compassionate kitties, we are hereby allowing the bear creature to openly apologize to Princess Oreo – who has been able to almost stop crying – admit his wrong doing & forever hold his piece. I hope that this hearing has served as an example of the compassion the Feline Empire has, but also sets the standard that a citizen of our Empire will not be mistreated in any way, shape or form by anyone.

Judge Poopie Pants raps his gavel & says case adjourned

Come visit me, AD Sassy - Mom Jody is home!! & Dolly- Mom Jody is home!!!.

06/07/2011 01:20.06 PM Report This Comment
OK Trancy
I will put the whole story on in reverse order - the bears letter first & then #1, #2 & #3 of the trial for your view pleasure!!! You were a wonderful attorney. CMR asked me to remove it from there so it is on my new page, Sassy, Kitty Attorney #210936. Will be back after mom cooks me some bacon!!! Love, Sassy-----remember, these are real long blogs

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06/07/2011 12:48.55 PM Report This Comment
Hi Trancy
The page # is 46883 for CMR. I understand about the ipod. If you want, I can put the stories on your page, would that help? Perhaps after this story is done, some kitties might need legal help; we'll have to see what happens. Princess Oreo is going to put the whole store on CMR when it is finished. Love, Sassy

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06/06/2011 11:59.30 AM Report This Comment
Trancy D'
Didn't you go to CMR & read the story from the bear?? You have to do that to understand. You haven't done anything wrong; you were appointed by the Feline Empire court to defend the creature (the bear) who attacked the good name of Princess Oreo. Sweetie, you don't have to do anything. I just used your name in making up the legal story for Princess Oreo to regain her good name - the creature (the bear) has accused the Princess of trying to suffocate him. Remember, this is virtual reality & there is nothing for you to do or be concerned about. I picked you because you are a senior kitty & have wisdom. No one wants to defend the creature (the bear), but you stepped forward being the gentlekitty you are because you know that every being has a right to a defense. Love, Sassy

Come visit me, AD Sassy - Mom Jody is home!! & Dolly- Mom Jody is home!!!.

06/05/2011 11:59.07 PM Report This Comment
Hi Trance!
Hello my dear CC furiends! Please accept my apologies for this c/p as well as not being able to make it on this past week or make a long story short, I was offline while my family was at a dog show, then when they got back the internet started randomly shutting off and when it was working it was quite slow [still is], had some issues with the odd virus coming from DC & CC, and on top of that mom has an extremely busy few weeks ahead of her too so I most likely won't be on too often until late June. I've been doing good here...lots of mice to catch, grass to nibble on, and humans to demand attention from. The usual, hehe! Well, I've got lots to catch up on so I better get going - what have you been up to lately? Leaving a vote and lots of Kitty Kisses...Snowball

p.s.Thanks all for helping me reach 100 votes and CC for pawing the mielstone...possibly thinking about running for COTD sometime but I guess I'll have to wait and see :-)

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06/05/2011 06:16.29 PM Report This Comment
Just to let you know, you are defending the Creature in the case of Princess Oreo. You can see the case develope on the Princess' page. Sassy, Kitty Attorney at Law

Come visit me, AD Sassy - Mom Jody is home!! & Dolly- Mom Jody is home!!!.

06/05/2011 12:31.22 PM Report This Comment
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