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Hi! My name is Jasper
I am an American Shorthair from Austin, TX
Nicknames: Jasper-Kitty, Beuh-Beuh, Jasper-Kitty-Ta- bby-Kitty
Age: 13 years old
Coat: short haired
Education: Oh my. Where to begin?
He won't drink out of a water bowl, but insists on drinking out of the bathroom faucet. He will run you over to beat you to the sink if you need to wash your hands or brush your teeth.
He scratches on doors and rattles cabinets as soon as Mom lays down to sleep.
He makes out with shoes; the stinkier, the better.
He follows you to the fridge, sometimes crawling into the bottom shelf if you're not careful.
He runs at top speed across the kitchen, jumps onto the counter, then on top of the fridge, and finally into a cabinet by the ceiling.
He's very proud; he'll act insulted if he makes a clumsy move (as though it was someone else's fault), and promptly licks his back to save his dignity.
In short, he's a general mischief-maker. But he chirps and purrs and loves making cuddles, so it all works out.
My favorite tricks and treats are: He puts his front paws in people's shoes.
Where I hang out: Bathroom counter, waiting for the faucet to be turned on. Other than that, Mom's lap.
My favorite grubs: Dry cat food.
My pet peeves: Not having the bathroom faucet turned on. Not being fed treats every second of the day. Being told "No" when he shreds the couch and Mom's computer chair.
Being licked by his younger brother Laszlo when he's feeling anti-social.
What I love about my owners: Mom always turns the faucet on for me nowadays (she didn't used to!). She gives me treats, lots of pets and cuddles galore. She even lets me make out with her boyfriend's shoes.
My cat hobbies: Run the house. Wreck havoc. Blink his mesmerizing green eyes and purr while doing it.
Pet motto: "Excuse me?"