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Hi! My name is Tebow
I am a Bengal from littleton, CO
Nicknames: Meussy, Teebster, baby.
Age: 1 year old
Coat: short haired
Education: I think im Tarzan. KING OF THE JUNGLE! RULER OF THE ANIMALS! He has achieved almost klling the poor, unfortunate budgie. I have climbed a real tree! (Whcih is actually fake) But its a little diabolical because the leaves taste like plastic drenched in chemicals...I love to play in the tolet and bathtub. I have achieved tearing up the piano seat, ingesting and actually partly digesting cotton/polyeste- r. Go figure...And Im a dog, NOT a cat! A DOG!
My favorite tricks and treats are: Climbing fake trees! jumping on the bird cage! Meowing in the most sweetest way...and vibrating his tail when he wants attention. Also, click-meowing at flies. and Meat scraps, bugs...his food, chicken jerky dog treats, and the crunchy cravings treat which has catnip in it
Where I hang out: He is physicologicall- y strange, in two major ways....(cat speaking) My mom cat still lives with me...except I think that her fur was died with a pink spray can...I chew and suck, trying to get the warm milk out of her...but for some strange reason, i never get any out? Go figure! ( the woner has figured, for, obviously, its not a real cat, bu the owner's pink leopard spotted desin bath robe...which is sooo soft it feels like fur) Oh! and I like to sit in the dirt pot inside the house...once i do...i close my eyes and get lulled to sleep by the nice aroma of soil that rises to my nostrils...then i imagine im an asian leopard cat, out hunting in the asian forest's with my ancestors! ( Thats until my owner distrupts my imagining with a harsh... ..TEBOW!!!!!!!!- ! )
My favorite grubs: my food, wet Petguard food ( a.k.a. a disgusting concotion of animal protein that is so potent!) ( Oh, btw, its organic! from vitamin cottage!
My pet peeves: I hate when my owner gives me the evil eye, whenever, for some really strange reason, i poop on the carpet or try to eat the budgie. ( I have prophesied every time that this would happen)
What I love about my owners: She gives me the evil eye! jkjk Actually, when she gives me the appoval eye. She takes care of me and loves me. Plus, she lets me sleep at the end of her bed. (She's not like most owners...TRUST ME!)
My cat hobbies: Tackle dogs...sleep, eat, play on the scratcher, jump on the bird cage, pretend that my spontaneously pouring water dish is a river, make sure my buisness is covered up perfectly perfect, get the best impression on my owner, be the BOSS of the house...then everything will be alright.
Pet motto: Eat, sleep, poop, eat, BE THE BOSS OF THE HOUSE! Make sure i dont receive the evil eye. CHECK! Make sure im the prettiest Bengal cat around! CHECK! (Including, making sure that they adore me and my fur) CHECK! Make sure than i get ahold of the bird, im in CHARGE OF IT! Make sure that im the most athletic animal i the house. CHECK! Than thats all i would care about... .aahhhhh! Life's Good Being a Cat!