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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 1 year old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Timmy 8851
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

SUNDAY AND HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits?

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I've had 50408 friends visit me.

I'm the 51,960th member on CatChannel.com.

6,277 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Good Morning Catty Shack!
Whacked 78 mosquitos. I am on the catpaign trail, which is pretty wild. Don't know if I can handle all this excitement. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi 184008, WindSong Offline, J.C. Offline & Blackstone & Grayson Offline.

09/02/2014 05:06.22 AM Report This Comment
Morning
did ya miss us??? No we didn't think so...just home from our wilderness trek, we saw 72 Happy cats on our way that's because they didn't have pierced ears, I mean really who would do that...never mind don't want to know!!! Heading home to set up the bouncy house & slip & slide for Mouse's pawty. Purrs, Tuck & Dot

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ #247583, Dame Mouse ~ Celebrating 5 yrs in my Furever home! & Smoke's Angels~Please Vote Mimi #184008 for COTM!!.

09/02/2014 03:59.06 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
You'll be delighted to know that I spent the weekend washin' and buffin' the MouseMobile. Don't have a run-in with the glass and no greasy pads on the bumper! I'm bringing a 71, a pan of grilled gizzards and heady Heinekat straight outta the blast chiller. Let's hang out at Mimi's. She's got it goin' on and I think that she needs a bit of company....vrrrroommmmmm.....

meows and purrs

engine

Come visit me, Strudel & Yoda, Engine, What a Surprise! Thanks everyfur!!, Felix & Pudding, Exit Rocketman ♥ Mrs Whiskers, Angels Ping, ET, HC & Poppins OFFLINE, ~Orzo ♥ Cheesy~, ~~Michah and Biscuit~~ & ~~Rhubarb~~.

09/02/2014 03:13.45 AM Report This Comment
water sports day tomorrow!
got another 70 here this morning and super de duper humid! got 90s today! ab

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

09/02/2014 01:55.57 AM Report This Comment
Tuesday CS
71. I'm a happy cat...as long as I'm fed on time,get exactly 23 hours of sleep,get my fav pillow,get endless treats,get.....yes,I want it all!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/02/2014 12:07.21 AM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Happy Labor Day.

Congrats to Mudcat for the COTM candidate. Here's your first round of drinks (or food). Or maybe a day at a spa.

Ol' Toothy ate all of the chicken waffles. Living on the edge sometimes can be interesting. I wouldn't recommend it all the time though......

Forecasting a low of 52 while wearing a black felt western hat.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo - Thanks for COTD Badge, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Kuce (In Loving Memory 1993-2012) Thanks COTD.

09/01/2014 07:25.36 PM Report This Comment
9-1 recap
Happy first day of August!!! Kidding,just seeing your all paying attention. Happy Labor Day. A day for us to nap and eat,eat and nap,nap while eating,eat while napping. You catch my drift. Small group today!

First in the start the new month is Luvbug( 54) bearing gifts for 'Ol Toothy of chicken waffles. What!!! I may join him.

Ana (70) gets the month started in Labor Day comfort with warm temps.

Mudcat(77) got the shock of the morning being out next COTM candidate!! Wooo-hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Drinks on Mudcat for the month!!! You're gonna need it.

I saunter in,fashionably late(who am I kidding,I was sleeping) with a 69,gorging on waffles on the way to the course. I need to find a longer route.

Timmy (70) lost his marbles to the birds,while his mom and aunt are doing the dance of the sheer veils.

BG(51) claims embarrassment (not likely,not in these 9 lifetimes) after she was caught autograph seeking from a giant chicken statue. Even a new low for you Darn.

And last.......Mallow the Great (57) who comes squeaky clean after trying out every tub on the course to find the fastest one. Strange group we all are......BG talks to chicken statues,Mallow races in her tub,Timmy lost his marbles,Mudcat is trying to be royalty,Ana is happy,and Luvbug is living on the edge with chicken waffles. Huh,I'm the only normal one!!!

Ok,ok....winners:

1st:With a 51 is Darn BG
2nd:Luvbug with a 54
3rd: Mallow with 57


Losers: Mudcat (thats Queen Mudcat) with a 77,with the help of Timmy and Ana with 70. Maybe the pole dance will be the official dance of Mudcats reign :) I'm just FULL of suggestions!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/01/2014 10:30.18 AM Report This Comment
The Biker Chicks are hiding
and they say they won't come out till Eat Chicken Month is over and everyone starts thinkin' about turkey! So I'm gonna enter the bathtub race. I have tried out 57 tubs and I finally found the right one. About the rest, could you use some planters around the course? -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Vote Mimi #184008 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ O.J ~ the Hairballz ride again!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ my brother's my big buddy! & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

09/01/2014 08:39.48 AM Report This Comment
I am SO embarrassed
I've been running around trying to get Chicken Boy's autograph, turns out it's just a giant chicken statue in front of some restaurant. Guess maybe I'll try one of those chicken waffles. What the heck, how bad could it be? Sign me up for the bathtub race too. I'm feeling competitive! It's 51 this morning. Cool enough for hot toddies!

Bee Gee
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

09/01/2014 07:19.42 AM Report This Comment
Mom says yes blue jays either eat everything
or steal stuff. Mom has colored marbled in bottom of bird bath and the blue jays keep stealing the marbles. Somewhere there is a nest with about 20 marbles in it. We Are still sheerless, Aunt Sandy said she would come over and see if she can get moms sheers up. In the meantime, all this talk of trail mix and mom is hankering for some dried pineapple and other dried fruits. Hey Steve, Bella and I are on our way to the golf course with 70 raspberry waffles. TIMMY

Come visit me, Suki (In Loving Memory)1993-12/28/06, Timmy, Tucker & Bella.

09/01/2014 05:58.01 AM Report This Comment
Monday CS
Bring on the waffles!!! I had 69 of them on the way here. What can I say,I took the shortcut here,or I could have had more

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/01/2014 05:15.57 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
J.C., fetch me 77 of those chicken wings! We don't say bathtub to cats, but it is a great day to float around in the pool on a raft sipping iced tea with whatever. Don't anyfur tell Ol' Toothy we have grub at our pool. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi 184008, WindSong Offline, J.C. Offline & Blackstone & Grayson Offline.

09/01/2014 04:47.07 AM Report This Comment
happy first day of september!
as well as labor day holiday, we've got a 70 here this morning and very comfortable! ab

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

09/01/2014 01:58.30 AM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Hot Rod - I know. It was "slightly cooler" today about 100 "officially" but the thermometer said 104. At least the humidity was low so no stickiness. The clubhouse pool sure does good - sure Mudcat wants to join in the pool with a Pina Colada.

Chicken Waffles on the Great Bathtub Race day - sounds dangerous. Better have an offering to Ol' Toothy.

Forecasted 54 for the low.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo - Thanks for COTD Badge, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Kuce (In Loving Memory 1993-2012) Thanks COTD.

08/31/2014 07:49.58 PM Report This Comment
Happy trail-mix to youuu! 8-31-14
And I do mean YOU! YOU can have all of it, mine, yours, and anybody else's you want. And keep it away from me! That stuff has a life of its own, not to mention a half-life of about 999 years! Yeeaachh!

Luvbug(52) reminisces about hot and spicy deep-fried trail mix. I don't know about deep-fried, but the stuff ought to be deep-sixed! .... Lots of moving going on around at Sandy's(69) place with the local college dorms filling up. Be careful - Animal House will break out any day now! .... Mimi(78) refuses to let go of August, inviting the mosquitoes to join her in an ice cold intoxicating beverage of their choice that isn't her blood.

Well, my my, listen to Miss Rants-a-Lot and her anti-trail mix tirade! I must say I do agree with Bee Gee(57). "Trail mix" is just code for "Hamster chow" .... Hmmm, has Mallow(55) been sitting too close to Steve and inhaling the fumes? How could you be excited over rodent droppings? I'll take my toasted mallow without the 'sprinkles" if you please .... Seems Timmy's(73) windows are still topless. Sheerless. Whatever. Maybe your blue jays found where we dumped all that trail mix. I hear those guys will eat anything!

Here's the way we practiced perfect: Luvbug, 52 ... Sandy, 69 ... Mimi, 78 ... Bee Gee, 57 ... Mallow, 55, ... Timmy, 73. Jeepers, Luvbug! You might want to go jump in the clubhouse pool after yesterday. 103? Smokin'! (I know what you mean, the "official" temperature is never the same as what "our" thermometer says. "Our" temperature is usually warmer than the "official" one!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
I'd rather eat pencil shavings that trail mix.
Although it would be hard to tell the difference!
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS ~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

08/31/2014 01:19.04 PM Report This Comment
Emergency back-up Saturday Recap 8-30-14
Mom stayed out late catting around yesterday so I am forced to do an emergency recap this morning. All because of her and her wandering ways. This will be (hopefully) short. Can't promise sweet.

Luvbug is toasting his bacon wrapped Buffalo wings and marshmallows on a 54(9) inch stick .... The Angels are repeating Friday with another 52(7) .... Mimi(74/11) is having nightmares of flying buffaloes, while wrapping everything in bacon .... Timmy(69/15) reports from the dog house after a sheer major mishap involving himself, Tucker and Bella .... Leave it to Mallow(57/12) to have visions of deep-fried bacon wrapped Buffalo wings dancing in her head!

So a really quick look at today's (well, yesterday's) putting extravaganza:
1st - The Angels with a 7
2nd - Luvbug, wrapped in a 9
3rd - Mimi, 11. Watch for low-flying buffaloes.

Lucky loser today is Timmy. Look on the bright side: at least being in he cart barn will get you out of the dog house! Small turn-out for putting day. I guess those buffaloes DID make the greens a little uninviting. Now we can move on to the buffalo chip tossing event!

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Maybe we'll toss in a
Buffalo Tipping event
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

08/31/2014 07:05.57 AM Report This Comment
Happy Bat Day! 8-29-14
Sounds like we're gathered at Yankee Stadium. Well..no. Just here to enjoy interacting with Bee Gee's little pals. Sure glad she's mainly pals with those little fruity bats. Er, fruit bats.

Luvbug(54), you got it backwards! You can't use earplugs if you want to get a song out of your head. The earplugs trap it in! Take them out and set that song free! ... Steve(49) is putting a spoonful of sugar in the holes to try and lure his golf ball in. Give it up, nothing's gonna help your game Steve! .... Openly competing with Steve for coldest brrr, The Angels post a 52.

Engine(68) is encouraging us to go "butt-oms up" for Friday. She SAYS not our furry bottom, but, well, that's where my butt is! .... Mimi(72) licks a lobster lollipop while waiting for the fall of crispy critter bat chips. That's not like buffalo chips is it? .... Tucker(45) beats Steve for the low. Too bad that's not what we're looking for today. He flames a few flamingos in hopes of warming up.

Bee Gee(58) ties a little tiny tether to her batty pal's leg while he goes exploring the mystery closet. She really IS the queen of mean! .... Timmy(66) practices his colorful metaphors after losing his first score report and having to start all over .... Never one to be left out of the world of strange, Mallow(61) hangs bat-like from her monster truck golf cart to take her shot with Mary Poppin's umbrella.

Line up for log drive scores:
1st - Mimi, 72. Bat chips ala flaming flamingos.
2nd - Engine, 68. Little liquored lobster pops!
3rd - Timmy, 66. To remove gravy stains: apply soap, lather, rinse, repeat.

Loser today is the very chilly Tucker. You better strap one of those flaming flamingos on your back to stay warm in the cart barn!

~~~~Toby~~~~
Mom won't be home tomorrow to do a recap in the afternoon, so you guys will have to wing it. Maybe you can bat-wing it. Or fly in a few flamingos. They'll fit right in with the eagerly anticipated aerodrome!
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

08/29/2014 01:05.02 PM Report This Comment
8-28 recap
Your all making me have the twitchies today,all this talk about birds. Its like that horror movie....what was it called......oh yeah,The Birds! Think of that the next time you invite them in for dinner,or to be dinner.

Luvbug (52) has been up all night marinating squirrel balls in top shelf marinate just for US. For some reason,it sounded better coming from his mouth.

I'm sporting a fine (but cool,like me) 61. Visions of thermometers are dancing in my head. Better there than where the vet puts them.

Engine (71) brings us freshly hatched (ewwww...I know where "hatched" things come from) Henhouse hors D'ouvres.That Screaming Rooster brew will wash that visual right down.

Mudcat (70) EEKS! Duck! No,not a duck,duck...but duck! 70 birds on her keyboard can be a messy snack.

Tuck and Dot (54) wow,Tuck is getting wild! He is wearing NOTHING ...but a bow tie,and dreaming of Big Bird. I mean big birds,yeah,thats it.

BG(62) lures the little birdies to the keyboard with stale crackers. Ok,I prefer mine on the grill,but we takes 'em as we gets 'em.

Timmy (63) kindly provides the the fixins (AKA squirrels) for Luvbug's squirrel balls. I ain't even going there.

And Mallow.....(59) singing and writing a catchy little commercial jingle for the CS. Ummm,Mallow-we don't advertise for the CS-its easier to keep the riff-raff in,and the normal out that way.

Winners :

1st: Luvbug 52
2nd: Tuck and Dot 54
3rd: Mallow 59

Losers will be....... Engine 71 with her happy helper Mudcat 70

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

08/28/2014 01:40.05 PM Report This Comment
8/27/14 - Tug-o-War, Just Because
What a great bunch of celebrations we have laid before us on this sunny August morn! And our friendly neighbourhood golf pro proposes a Tug-o-War too! Who’s in? Let’s find out, and maybe throw a little golf in there too.

Luvbug prefers to celebrate Pots de Crème day, and where DID he get that burger from? It has 54 (=9) Varieties Ketchup on it (that’s the cheap stuff). Steve is in on the Tug-o-War, but he says no tail grabbing. That should be easy in his case! It’s 66 (=12) for Steve. And the Angels come in from the fog with a 68 (=14). Hope they can find their way back to Water Sports Day!

Engine has stocked the Weiner Wagon with 60 (=6) Bear Claws. Hope that’s enough! Mimi says she wants JC on her team for the Tug-o-War, but we can’t let her have Old Toothy. He has 64(=10) teeth to grab with after all! Tucker wants to prepare for the Tug-o-War and add to his already respectable 18 lbs by eating 67 (=13) Bear Claws. Oops, Engine, that wasn’t enough after all!

Timmy is tired out from lobbing 71 (=8) ping pong balls across the pond, so we might use him for the judge. BeeGee has no trouble choosing her teammates, Mr. Sniff & Molly combine to slightly under 57 (=12) lbs. And Mallow for once is happy it’s my day to Common Tate. She thinks my 18 lbs isn’t enough & wants to feed me 63 (=9) Squirrel Sausage Balls. HELP!!

Okay, let’s line up for the big event! On the winning team are
1st - Engine with 6
2nd – Timmy with 8
3rd – LuvBug and Mallow, both with 9
On their behinds in the mud are ASH’s Angels, with a foggy 14.

Once again, just telling it like it is ~
your faithful Guest Common (Pot de Cremed) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Vote Mimi #184008 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ O.J ~ the Hairballz ride again!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ my brother's my big buddy! & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

08/27/2014 02:42.57 PM Report This Comment
TP Day! 8-26-14
It don't get any better than this! If you don't think so, just ask Pig! I think he'd rather have his own roll of TP than a bag of nip! For true!

Luvbug(54) checks in early to avoid the TP shortage .... Steve(66) is only happy to have his lucky twins back, otherwise he says he's bored. Guess he didn't get the "TP Memo" .... The Angels(60) remind us tomorrow is water sports day. Again?? .... Engine(59) sails the Smorgy Sedan in with goodie overload today. Cover your ears, the Screaming Rooster is on the loose! Forget water sports, Engine is ready for winter games. Boo! .... Mimi(70) jumps in line for a Long Island Iced Tea. Says she's a little sticky this morning. I don't even want to know.

Oh good lord, Tucker's(60) catty made enough TP party confetti for the Super Bowl parade! Tuck, try and get Dot under control! .... Timmy(71) is having a little swagger stagger this morning. Maybe if you tried sharing some of that L.I. iced tea instead of hogging it all .... Bee Gee(57) says Pig is in piggy heaven with his claws a-shreddin' the TP, but as long as Mr. Whipple is happy, Pig is happy. NO squeezin' the Charmin! .... Leave in to Mallow(64) to test our mettle by seizing the litter room TP and decking the halls of the clubhouse with golf-themed TP bunting. Does this mean we have to resort to *ahem* butt dragging?

Lucky long drive day final scores:
1st - Timmy, 71. He may need some time to recover,
2nd - Mimi, 70. A gallon of L.I. iced tea? You may need to recover too!
3rd - Steve, 66. If you're still bored you can buy the house a round while we take bets on who recovers first, Timmy or Mimi!

Today's barn owl looks like Luvbug again. You have hidden stash out there, don't you? No wonder you always look so cheerful when you lose!

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Charmin is giving away 20,000 rolls of TP
in Times Square today to celebrate TP Day!
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS ~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

08/26/2014 01:35.12 PM Report This Comment
8-25 recap
Woo-hoo!!! Pucker up for some whiskey sours with the neighbors wearing second hand clothes.Sounds like our last CS Halloween pawty. Practice makes purrfect. Bottoms up!

Luvbug (54) getting an early start on the drinks,and getting the best "seconds" to outfit the fam.

I'm next (65) singing my best Mr. Rogers song(I think the old guy only sang one song) and begging someone,ANYONE to be my neighbor.

Ana (58) fog horns her way to the greens this morning,while Engine (62) outdoes herself with lizard lasagna with cricket cheese and squirrel spumoni (there we are with that confusing dessert again).

Mudcat (69) puts her paw down on anything second hand,and gives a mush whack (like a bush whack???) putt with a ripe banana.

Tuck and Dot (61) hitting the sour hooch early to tolerate the thrill it is of being my neighbor. I think that may have been an insult. Nah..........

BG (54) isn't sharing her banana split. Hello-it has the word "split" in the name-it means to share. Now you figure out how to split it 8 ways. I said split BG,not spit.

Mallow (59). whats that famous Grumpy Cat saying??? Like a good neighbor,stay over there with your ick bananas and cold weather.

Winners:
1st: The one who doesn't share-BG tied with the one who does-Luvbug with 54.
2nd: Ana with 58
3rd: Mallow 59

Losers: serious,these temps are NOT that warm,why don't we give them a break. Ok,if you insist on pointing paws at losers.....Mudcat with 69 with the help of WHAT! Me with 65. Something fishy going on....

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

08/25/2014 12:54.03 PM Report This Comment
Topless practice! 8-24-14
Not that Steve(67) needs any practice going topless. He needs to join Topless Anonymous! ... Luvbug(52)! Please do NOT encourage the sharing of "strange music"! We all know what strange music Steve is capable of sharing *shudder* ... The Angels(60) are claiming froggy weather, but never fear! They have x-ray angel vision!

Mimi(72) might have a little pole dancing competition. Seems LJ likes to slither around after a few shots of the catnip liqueur. For now Mimi settles for taking a stab at a peach pit ... Tucker & Dot arrive at the links topless! Don't look Ethel! Oh wait, their CART is topless, to let all the sun in! As they peel out they leave 65 peaches behind ... Hmm, sounds like Mallow(57) has been at the Heinecat early this morning. She's revving up for the topless cart races.

Practice makes perfect! Whether it's pole dancing or topless cart racing! Today we practiced what we peached! Haha! Get it? Peach? Oh I crack me up! Oh. You wanted scores. *Tough crowd*

Luvbug, 52 ... The Angels, 60 ... Mimi, 72 ... Steve, 67 ... Tucker, 65 ... Mallow, 57.

Pass around that peach pie, just don't let Steve start trying to juggle the knife....

~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
I sure hope there's not a
~~~"Full Monty Day"!
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

08/24/2014 01:22.04 PM Report This Comment
Sponge Day! 8-23-14
Cake or Bob, take your pick. Luvbug(52/7) has a pretty good idea there of soaking up the extra butter with a dry old piece of sponge cake. If we can keep Fang away from the melted butter! .... The Angels flutter by with a 65/11 .... Mimi(74/11) is in for the buttered corn but out with the sponge. She tosses it into the hazard to get acquainted with Ol' Toothy.

It seems Timmy's(69/15) mom may have had one shot too many. Now she's dreaming about taking Ol' Toothy to the vet. Take Your CAT to the Vet Day was YESTERDAY! And I for one am not volunteering to get Ol' Toothy into a carrier! We can volunteer Steve and Bee Gee, since they aren't here to refuse. We can let them know when they get back! .... Tucker(66/12) is looking forward to Litterbox Adventures this week after all the buttered corn. But mom is less than enthused .... And Mallow(54/9) is taking orders to go for that buttered corn. Angel Smokey wants buttered corn like a good angel, seems Mallow has something else in mind, bringing a "few" ears to O.J. for some corn "squeezin's". Is that a little smudge I see on your halo? Hmm?

Okay, let's see who out putted whom today:
1st - Luvbug, 7. Whew, no cart duty today!
2nd - Mallow, 9. Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby frisky. Sorry, couldn't resist.
3rd - Tie, Mimi and the Angels, 11. Maybe the angels have some angel cake to spare.

Cart duty, let's see. Looks like - Timmy! Again. And since Tucker is the odd cat out, why don't we "let" him lend a paw. Can't have Tucker sitting around with nothing to do!

~~~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~~~
"Remember, licking door knobs is illegal
on other planets" - SpongeBob SquarePants
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08/23/2014 01:31.04 PM Report This Comment
Tongue twister day! 8-22-14
Tongues all twisted like Twizzlers? We'll need to get out de-tangler! Here getting twisted first is Luvbug(50) who apparently thinks it's funny to remind us it's Be An Angel Day. Ha. Ha. Even finnier is that Hug Your Boss idea .... Next is Steve(68) looking for (insane) volunteers to go collect some teef from ol' Toofy for the Dental Fairy .... Mimi(77) is having some sort of hallucinogenic experience with a pawful of Toofy teef and flying frogs. What's IN that cider? Besides cicadas .... Ah, that's the spirit Tucker(68)! Just Hoodie Hoo those blues away! If done loudly enough you could probably Hoodie Hoo the vet away! Yay!

Turning in a cloudy 67 is Miss on and off, hit or miss Sandy .... Bee Gee(59) is also wrapped in the Hoodie Hoo of happiness, sharing a tongue twister that just MIGHT get you in trouble at school. Be vewy vewy careful .... Well now, Timmy(71) is here to share the obvious. His mom had 71 needles stuck in her back to fix a pain in her knee. And she still has pain! Well duh. 71 needles. Hello .... Finally Mallow(57) is NOT ready for a trip to the angel vet. She tries yelling ooH eidooH to scare the vet away. Let us know if it worked.

Long drive Friday scores:
1st - Mimi, 77. Fat flying frogs, huh? Mmm hmm.
2nd - Timmy, 71. Wouldn't numb be better than pain?
3rd - Tie, Steve & Tucker, 68. Trying tongue twisters after rum could be dangerous.

And it looks like the lovely Luvbug gets cart duty again. Just look on the bright side. At least Bee Gee hasn't opened a roller rink yet. Just THINK of the floor polish! Ugh.

~~~~Toby~~~~
What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?
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08/22/2014 01:57.15 PM Report This Comment
8-21 recap
Poets, spumoni and senior citizens day, what a combo. One has nothing to do with the other, but thats never stopped us before

Luvbug (50) using and abusing his senior status for the early bird specials. Dinner is on Luvbug!

I'm next (66) using my evil ways to part the spumoni flavors. Who does that....who mixes it all together. Its solely for those who cannot make up their minds.

Haley (66....or 68) depends where Haley dropped her score at. Ohhhh, you want to be like me-66 will do.

Mudcat ( 75) dang, she has ALL the classics today. An Olds, a Cutlass, and her mom.

Tuck and Dot (65) give yourself credit Tuck, your not "plain, old vanilla" to us.

BG ( 59) has apparently been sniffing the nip again, and talking to dead poets.

Engine ( 74) did you just say "bubbling" mind eraser drinks? Score! I can help with that bubbling thing.

Mallow ( 55) Being her sunny self announcing the soon arrival of winter. You must have already been in the mind erasers.


Scores:
1st: Luvbug 50
2nd: Mallow 55
3rd: BG 59

losers Sorry...Mudcat 75 and Engine 74.

XOXO~S~

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08/21/2014 11:47.25 AM Report This Comment
8/20/14 - Polo Pony Golf with Lemons?
It’s a myriad of holidays for us to celebrate today, and we are doing our best once again.

Luvbug chooses Summer Cool-Off day, which means Lemonade. With Vodka. And he still manages a 46 (=10). Steve crawls out from under Gma’s bed where he has been hiding from the thunder & lightning, he decides to celebrate Pony Express Day by playing Pony Golf. It works for me. Him too, he gets a 65 (=11). Engine brings the Hot Dog Hound around for a 70 (=7).

Tucker wants some Cat Daniels go to with his lemonade, and delivers a 65 (=11). Mimi golfs from the back of her pony while trying to evade the gator. Maybe we should ALL do that, it gets her a 73 (=10). Ana chooses water polo, hope the pony doesn’t mind. It’s a 56 (=11) for her.

BeeGee observes that it’s also Chocolate Pecan Pie Day and with lemonade that is just a bad combination. Hmmm … took me a minute, but I must concur. She whacks a 67 (=13). Timmy brings us a 73 (=10) and hurries home to guard the house while Mom is at chemo. And bringing up the rear on her polo pony is Mallow, with a 61 (=7) and her long-suffering little catty bringing up the OTHER rear, shovel in paw. I predict no Chocolate Pecan Pie for Mojo!

And while the catties continue shoveling, the winners are:
1st – Engine & Mallow, each with 7. We’ll have vodka lemonade, please!
2nd – Luvbug, Mimi & Timmy, each with 10
3rd – Steve, Tucker, Ana, each with 11
And off to the cart barn with BeeGee, with an unlucky 13. Actually the unlucky part is for the poor slob who has to tell her.

There, I did it! I actually named every single player in the scoring summary! Do I get some sort of prize for that? Oh please, NOT more chocolate pecan pie & lemonade!

Your Guest Common (fermented) ‘Tater, Mike

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08/20/2014 01:25.32 PM Report This Comment
Root beer floats in the sand castles! 8-19-14
Almost makes me feel like royalty. Almost. Except for the sand in my pants, all that chafing, glad it's just sand and not sand fleas!

Luvbug(52) sounds ready for another catapult flight over the excavation site. Ally oop! .... Steve(63) is hazing the hazard monsters, making sure they don't leave any "deposits" in the sand .... The angels(47) really ARE cold this morning! And you want us to come play in the water?? .... Engine(69) had to call for backup when mom scooted out the door early. Mom will regret that little move when she gets her credit card bill!

Tucker(59) is down by the sandtraps sifting sand, helping Steve in his effort to stamp out sandy "surprises" .... Oh lord, Mimi(73), I swear you and Ol' Toothy have a thing going. Can't you keep Gator Boy away from you? Just LOOK what he did to my moat! .... Yay! Bee Gee(63) is here with sand reinforcements. And rebar. Lots of rebar .... Timmy(67) is getting creative! He stands on his surfboard in his brand new roller skates and bonks Ol' Toothy in the nose! .... Mallow(64) brought along the biker chicks for the hard labor. Aren't they cute with their itty bitty wheel barrows? They're gonna build an itty bitty castle, right?

Before we belly up to the bar for a few root beer floats let's see who got some distance on their shot today:
1st - Mimi, 73. Did Ol' Toothy maybe move that a little further for you?
2nd - Engine, 69. Save some of that Heinecat for "just beer floats!
3rd - Timmy, 67. A tip: a skateboard next time. Just sayin'.

And who will be the lucky denizen of the cart barn today? Flipping through the old score pad, annnnd.... looks like angels have the honors today. Good thing there's a few of 'em! Those carts are just FULL of sand!

~~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
I think we did well today
Except for that dang sand in the pants
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08/19/2014 02:26.34 PM Report This Comment
8-18 recap
We love to play golf, yes we do. We play for the fun and snacking too. We report morning scores, and horror of horrors, the loser gets cart duty, so quit complaining. Hows that for bad poety! I can get worse, much worse. Read on....

Luvbug (54) is SO cool, and a rhyming fool. Blaming Fang for the P-U, we know it was you!

Me (66) screaming my little orange lungs out, for cake I will pout.

Sandy (55) clear skies for her, rainy days just a blur.

Engine (67) termites and coolers and lizards, good thing she didn't bring gizzards. Bet ya didn't think I could do that one!

Mudcat (72) fron her pointy ears to her little white feet, in love with herself, her day is complete.

Tuck and Dot (57) let 'em eat cake, our snacking future is at stake. Freezing their toes, and even their nose, its a Monday of cold temperature woes.

BG (63) the queen of mean is rhyming like a fiend.

Timmy (60) he's got a brand new pair of roller skates, who has the brand new key? Not a poetic rhyme, but I like the song, so sue me.

And last...2,4,6,8, who do we appreciate? Malow the Great ( esp. Since she brought us donutsamd made us honorary canadians. Oh Canada....

Winners:
1st: luvbug 54
2nd: Sandy 55
3rd:Tuck and Dot 57

Loser, and victim to my endless bad rhymes: Mudcat 72 with little Engine 67

Xoxo~S~

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08/18/2014 02:21.25 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Bee Gee - Thanks for the info about the tie. I was wondering how that worked. *Passes you a blanket and pillow so you can sleep off the rounds comfortably.*

Hot Rod - You are appreciated - from one black cat to another. *Pats on the back.* Miss trick-o-treat without the parents too though my human mom grew up in the transition period but she had heard stories of it from her parents. Of course mom used the cards on the spokes, silly putty, hula hoops and the music......

*watched out for the gags gifts - including the hand buzzer.....*

Why not have an ice cream cake instead of a pie? Of course you could waste the ice cream and put it in a pie and toss it. Bad poets hear it all the time.

Think I'll pull out the old Sears Catalog and use it.

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm off to bed, after I......pew??? what is that smell? Fang - How many times have I told you not to leave THAT uncovered.....

Tomorrows low around 54.

Luvbug

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08/17/2014 08:01.22 PM Report This Comment
It's only practice! It IS! 8-17-14
Relax, good score, bad score, who cares? What it IS! Luvbug(52) gets his catties out of the trees after their catapult rides and hands the girls his wallet as they head to the thrift stores .... Ana(62) lets Toby know he goofed on the score yesterday. It should have been a tie for 3rd with Timmy and Sandy. Then there was nobody in the cart barn! This is the new retro recap! .... Mimi(73) IS appreciating J.C., who drives her to and fro when she's blotto! It you say it right, that rhymes.

Tucker(64) is in the driver's seat today as he chauffeurs his favorite black cat Dot onto the course. Did she get to take a shot at that Barbie head too? It IS black cat day! .... Bee Gee(63) grumps her way to the tee, not really getting all into the "black cat" thing. She plans on getting them all some gag gifts at the thrift store. Let's hope "gag" IS a figure of speech .... Timmy(66) IS "all ears" today hoping for seconds on vanilla pudding. You can have mine! He reports no flying corn cobs today .... Mallow(61) is suspiciously mellow today, being way too mice to Mojo Bear. This IS spooky. On the other paw, those Black Cat Cocktails sound delightful! Is that Black Cat Velvet in there? Yum!

Here IS how the practice session IS looking today:
Luvbug, 52 ... Ana, 62 ... Mimi, 73 .... Tucker, 64 ... Bee Gee, 63 ... Timmy, 66 ... Mallow, 61.

Lots of sixties today. *sigh* I miss the 60's. Rock when it was still going with roll, hula hoops, Silly Putty, playing cards clipped to our bicycle wheels. The 60's, when kids could actually go trick-or-treating without their parents. Ah, those were the days. *sniffle*

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
~Hey, I'm a black cat!
I should be appreciated!
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08/17/2014 01:30.11 PM Report This Comment
Let's get airborne! 8-16-14
Sounds like Luvbug(52/7) is close to trying Toby's catapult, but for now he'll settle on getting airborne on the roller coaster .... Sandy(48/12) is getting airborne with the breeze off the Gulf of Maine .... Mimi(70/7) is doing the airborne dive-bomb on J.C. from the top of the cat tree .... Tucker(45/9) takes Toby up on the catapult offer, and happily volunteers Dot!

Timmy(58/13) was flying under the radar dropping corn bombs all through the house! .... Bee Gee(52/7) also known as "pillow butt" must have used the down from the duck in her joke to pad her tushie for the catapult touchdown .... And Mallow (61/7) is flying high for Aviation Week and warns us she's just getting started!

Dropping in on the putting scores:
1st - Jeepers, I think this is the biggest 1st place tie ever! Luvbug, Mimi, Bee Gee, and Mallow, each with 7. That doesn't leave much else.
2nd - Tucker, 9. Get on down the fairway and retrieve your catty!
3rd - Sandy, 12. Set the flying jib for the Bay of Maine.

Hmm, I think the only one not mentioned in that roll call was Timmy. Lucky you! You get to fly on down to the cart barn to report for duty. Want a lift on my catapult?

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? . . . . . A peeping tom.
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08/16/2014 01:40.19 PM Report This Comment
Best Friend Day at Catty Shack 8-15-14
And we're all feeling a little Buzzed by Honey Bee Day. I see a few sour faces by the lemon meringue. Can't blame you. Let's see how things worked out on the fairway.

Luvbug(54) tries to keep his helpful catty away from the beehive .... Steve(51) is whipping his tongue into shape on Grooming Day. Save the whipping for that meringue gunk .... Engine(57) is determined to launch into winter before summer is over. Not crazy about the winter idea but those tuna truffles look tasty .... Mimi(67) brought eggs to smear on her best groomed friend J.C. What a pal!

The Angels are here with a lovely 57 .... Tuck & Dot(47) arrive with hives full of their best little buzzy bee buddies. You mean if we want Honey Cat Daniels we have to have beehives on the course? I think I can live without the honey .... Bee Gee(65) almost confuses Catty Shack with Beauty Shack , asking for the egg facial. She does appreciate the well-groomed sand trap though.

Timmy(57) says the radiators were pinging at home. Like sonar? I did NOT know you guys lived in a submarine. Is it yellow? .... Mallow(61) is NOT best friends with her 'puter today. In fact it's as annoying as a bee in her bonnet! Haha! *BZZZZZTT* Sorry....

How did all your long drives do?
1sr - Mimi, 67. Lappin' up that lemon meringue. Want mine? Yecchh...
2nd - Bee Gee, 65. I think Mimi can help you with that egg facial - if you insist.
3rd - Mallow, 61. Ah yes, the civilized psycho.

Loser today gets to plug in the carts AND harvest the honey. Don't worry, those itty bitty busy buzzy buzzing bee buddies are your best buds today! So, Engine, looks like you get to rub wings, er, elbows with the hive! With your wintry conditions those bees will probably be pretty tame today!

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Save that honey for the
~~~winter toddies!

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08/15/2014 01:32.25 PM Report This Comment
8-14 recap
OK fellow gophers,we have a quickie today! Don't get all excited,I meant the recap.

Luvbug( 54) comes complete with the latest style in Hazmat attire. What a fashionista of the CS!!!

I'm next (58), dreaming of a creamsicle,minus the frozen,cold factor.

Engine (58) -copying is a form of flattery,so Engine copied my score. She brings soulwarming (watch out BG,you need to have a soul)edibles. Yummmmmm....skunk shooters. And you all thought that smell was ME!

Mudcat (66) brings her family tree(can ya dance around it??) and seems a little more batty today. Wiffle bat that is.

The Angels(55) are rowing the boat with a wiffle bat to the course after a torrential rain.

Tuck and Dot (52) can't get their wiffle to bat right. Tuck is doing it! He's shooting the skunk while BG(62) is taking a deep wiff (or whiff) Of skunk shooters. Odd ones,aren't they.

Timmy (61) tells us the many reasons why the sand traps are NOT the best of vacations places. I hope that drink from Luvbug has 9 straws. Sharing is caring :)

And........the Mallow (59) tries to tongue twister a shot in while wiffling her wiffer. Sounds personal.


Scores!!!!
Winners:
1st: Tuck and Dot 52
2nd: Luvbug 54 (see-no cart barn today!
3rd: Angels 55

Losers:
Mudcat with 66 and assisted by the Empress of Evil herself,BG with 62.

XOXO~S~

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08/14/2014 02:38.29 PM Report This Comment
8/13/14 - Blame Someone Left Handed Day
Just to Shake, Rattle & Roll things up a bit as we continue Elvis Week, let’s see how we can do left-handed. I’m up for that, especially since all I have to do is introduce the golfers and do a little DJ’ing on the side.

Luvbug is very industrious, trying to clean out the cart barn, so to keep him in the mood let’s hear Elvis sing “Clean Up Your Own Backyard”. Look! It inspired Luvbug to hit a 50 (=5). I think we can all go home now, but let’s keep going. Next, entering to “Too Much Monkey Business” is Steve, who gives us a 63 (=9) and blames BeeGee. Mimi pole dances to “Animal Instinct” and whacks a 74 (=11)

Engine is back! And to celebrate “Ito Eats”! She has a 72 (=9) and lots of Rat Ribs and Tarantula Torte. Tuck says “Hands Off” and scores a 61 (=7). He blames Dot. Now comes BeeGee “The Meanest Girl in Town”, with a 65 (=11) and Haley says “When It Rains It Really Pours” and whacks a wet & humid 72 (=9)

Timmy says “Kiss Me Quick” because Mom’s on her way to chemo. He has a 67 (=13) and is stuck in the sand trap. Finally. A. Mallow says “Got My Mojo Working” and she really does, her catty hands her a 10 wedge (to putt with??!) and it gets her a 64 (=10)

Okay, the “Rubberneckin’” fans want to know the score:
1st: Luvbug with that 5
2nd: Tucker with that 7
3rd: Appropriately enough, a 3-way tie among Steve, Engine & Haley

And the loser, singing “Rip It Up”, is Timmy. Maybe he can sand blast the cart barn. And now “He’ll Have to Go”. Me, that is.

Your guest common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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08/13/2014 02:18.22 PM Report This Comment
Vinyl records on the links 8-12-14
Tossin' those things around like Frisbees! Quit it! Just LOOK at this mess! I guess The Grass Won't Pay No Mind.

Rockin' and reelin' from buying the house a round Luvbug(53) is still dumping sand out of his Blue Suede golf Shoes .... Steve(68) is gonna try to play some old records on his sewing machine while roller golfing. He's a multi-tasking kinda guy! .... The Angels(61) remind us it's water sports day tomorrow. During hark Week?? You MUST be joking!! .... Mimi(77) saw guys in HazMat suits poking around by the cart barn. Let 'em poke! We're tough here at the Shack *hack hack*

Tuck(65) joins Mimi in a boycott of roller golf, claiming the old Butt Broke Hotel excuse. We've all heard it before .... Bee Gee(77) on the other paw is all in for a little roller derby golf. Nut that she is .... Timmy(68) was walking low under the bending trees to get his game finished. Keep working on that, you'll be great in Roller Limbo .... And Mallow(66) is gloating about frying the weather site. Talk about shooting the messenger! She sounds like she's ready for a roller rink too. What do you mean by "everything"?

Long drive results:
1st - Tie, Mimi & Bee Gee, 77. This is one BG would rather have lost.
2nd - Tie, Steve & Timmy, 68. That wind sounds Wild in the Country. Steve, no comments from you.
3rd - Mallow, 66. As if disco lights aren't all a bad dream...

Well, I guess we better get somebody down to the Cart Barn. Pretty soon stuff is gonna start sprouting in there that we won't be able to control! Let's see *flips though score pad* Looks like Luvbug went from the top of the hill to the bottom of the barrel. You MAY want to nominate a "volunteer" helper. Maybe The Angels won't mind pitching in. They should be safe from whatever is brewing down there....

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Whatever you find down there
"I Really Don't Want To Know"
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08/12/2014 01:35.07 PM Report This Comment
8-11 recap
Elvis week!!!! So,A Little Less Conversation,and onto golf!

Luvbug (54) got the memo and shows his stuff in his Blue Suede Shoes. Twinkie trading-sounds illegal in some states.

I'm in (68) donning my best Stelvis outfit (a little hot for a jumpsuit,but we ARE talking Elvis here!) And trying not to trade my lunch.I Shall Not Be Moved on that decision. The bag is up for grabs though.

Sandy (58) One Night its hot,then moving to cold for her.

Tuck and Little Sister, Dot (67) appear with the chipmunks! Alvin,Simon,Theodore.Ohhhhh...chipmunk chews. Well,I can't eat them now you named them!

Mudcat (69) and JC are in the spirit! Hunka possum and old heartbreak beverages. I Can't Help Falling in Love with the beverage choice.

BG (58) is All Shook Up this morning,singing the Mean Woman Blues about sandbox day. She Forgot To Remember To Forget how much fun the beach pawty was.

Timmy (73) is trying to pawn off zucchini's. Don't Be Cruel,even a Hound Dog wouldn't eat a zucchini.

Mallow (64) is Burning Love for us today.Whats love go to do with it?? Oh,wrong song artist there. Mallow is a Raised on Rock and Roll type of gal.

And there you have it for the first day of Elvis week.Winners:

1st: Luvbug 54
2nd: Tie with Sandy and BG 58
3rd: Mallow 64

Losers: Timmy 73 with Mudcat 69.Its Now or Never for the rest of us to hit the club house for beverage trading!

XOXO~S~

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08/11/2014 01:04.06 PM Report This Comment
What a lazy group today. 8-10-14
Luvbug(55) is a little worried about the ripening condition of the cart barn, but is he worried enough to take action on Lazy Day? Nah .... Mimi(72) is so lazy she can only flick her whiskers today .... Bee Gee(55) gets lazy in her hammock with Captain Kibble and a bottle of Cat Daniels. Guess three's not a crowd!

With more of the s'mores, Tucker(69) is barely moving for lazy day .... Mallow(64) is glad it's all downhill on lazy day, brushing the ball with a swish of her tail .... And lazy late comer Haley(57) bumps Mallow out of her usual last place in the line-up.

Quick practice for a lazy day!
Luvbug, 55 ... Mimi, 72 ... Bee Gee, 55 ... Tucker, 69 ... Mallow, 64 ... Haley, 57.

Okay, now if anyone is really worried about the rapidly deteriorating conditions in the cart barn, you are welcome to volunteer to go down there and clean it up. Show of paws. Anyone? *group snore* That's what I thought.

~~~~~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Nappin' in the tree house today
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08/10/2014 02:49.03 PM Report This Comment
Garage Sale Day! 8-9-14
And after all those lousy bowling scores today I'll bet we have a big sale on slightly used bowling balls too.

Arriving ahead of the crowd, Luvbug(55/10) is no doubt trying to beat the smell emanating from the ripening cart barn. No party today *glares at Tucker* so some lucky loser will be cleaning that smelly barn .... Sandy(52/7) likes the walk and blog formula. No polka blog for her! .... Tuck & Dot(53/8) look suspiciously party-free as they polka onto the course with a garage sale bowling ball. They seem relieved Steve isn't here with his solo Oom-pah band! Aren't we all! .... Mimi(67/13) will be late while mom meditates with Blackstone. Oh hold it, that's MEDICATES! We understand. *nods wisely)*

Bee Gee(57/12) tries to work up the nerve to hold a "mystery closet" sale. We could use the dough for a beer & pizza run! .... Timmy's mom was the unfortunate giftee of a bag of zucchini and cukes. Tell your mom not to sweat it, that's what garbage disposals are for! Wait! Bella hacked up 65/11 hairballs?? A new world record! PARTY! YES!! .... Mallow(57/12) must have a little froggie in her throat, she sounds a little horse, er, hoarse. Spit that amphibian back in the water hazard right now! You don't want a frog in your throat and PITA on yer butt!

Here's what the bowling scores look like (and they are pathetic):
1st - Sandy, 7. Maybe the walk & blog formula has potential.
2nd - Tucker, 8. Party after all - nyah nyah!
3rd - Luvbug, 10. And he did it without a bowling ball!

Since we have an unexpected party today thanks to Bella's exceptional hairball accomplishment, there will be no cart duty today. By Monday we might want to clean it after dark and sort of sneak up on the crud in there...

~~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
I kinda like these bowling shoes.
They have suede on the soles.
It's not blue though. Mercy! Hint:
Those are clues to next week's "theme"
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08/09/2014 02:15.40 PM Report This Comment
Another CS party! 8-8-14
We are sure cleaning up in the party department lately. I may have to have the secretary add a "Party Page" to CC2. Well, it's not looking like the cavalry is gonna come charging over the hill. Again. In fact it's starting to remind me of The Alamo around here. I'm referring to the seriously AWOL PD Budd, who must have stolen the camper and taken the whole family on vacation! And he left all of us HERE!!

First to report in for duty is Luvbug(57) who sympathizes with Mallow for drawing double duty with Steve. Or maybe it was the other way around .... Steve(60) will take treats any way he can get them. Good thing, because we are NOT smelling your, well, whatever .... The Angels are heading back to future week with 53.

Engine(70) screeches onto the links in the Tabboulah Tender with toasted tarantulas and grasshopper gelato. I'll get in line for some of that blast chilled Boar Bourbon .... Mimi(64) is in major reject mode as she tosses can after can of cat food to the side, and finally heads to the Cuisine Cart for some decent grubs .... Ooh, Tucker(52) stepped in some happiness as soon as he came in the front door. Maybe your neighbor left something on YOUR porch in exchange for that gift of zucchini.

Bee Gee(66) is in the mood for a zucchini bash of her own, whacking her shot with one of those stretch models .... Aww, Timmy(67) is kinda in the dumps because only Mallow took him up on the invite to his beach party. We'll fix that later! On the bright side, at least his mom didn't gamble away ALL their $ .... And Mallow(59) has somehow successfully hauled the uber zucchini over to Tuck's porch without busting any springs. On her Harley. Don't know how the porch fared.

Here's how we scored today:
1st - Engine, 70. That's the longest LONG drive today? Maybe summer is almost over. We can hope.
2nd - Timmy, 67. Are you SURE you want us all trampling over to your private beach?
3rd - Bee Gee, 66. Seems you collected Mallow's 6's today.

No cart duty again. Let them rot, I say! Party at Tuck's place! Woohoo!

~~~~~~~~~Toby~~~~
Have a dollar give a dollar
Need a dollar take a dollar
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08/08/2014 02:14.10 PM Report This Comment
8-7 recap
Its a beach pawty at the CS! Not just for golf anymore,so grab your skimpies (open to loose interpretation),here we go!

Luvbug (55) is feeling the family love. YAY! We adore large families with BD's and COTD's-you get to provide the goodies for all of us. Its in the rule book somewhere,if not,BG will quickly make that new rule up.

I'm next (57) patiently waiting for the sea serpent rides,and wondering "where's the beach"???

Ana (55) has another slightly chilled score from the deep south of the north east. Made sense in my mind.

Engine (72) provides us with second day foods,AKA leftovers. We takes what we can gets.

Mudcat(72) our savior! Sacrificing paw and tail for the sake of the team. That,and she had a hankering for sea serpent.

Timmy (70) is taking and placing bets on the Mom-vs- The Falls. Who will win....while she is out gallivanting around,we are ALL invited to Timmy's own beach pawty in the new litter box. Any takers???

Tuck and trusty Dot (54) pinching and inch and adding more with a left over frenzy. Wonder how many calories the fish lips have....

BG (63) takes to her teasing of the hazard monsters with her golfing (or lack of) skills.

And................Mallow the Great(57) always one to NEVER miss a pawty comes ready to invade the sand trap with the chair and umbrella for a beach pawty like no other. Timmy has some sand you can dig around in :)

Winners:
1st: Tuckster with 54
2nd :Luvbug and Ana tie with 55 (no fighting over the fish lips)
3rd: Oh good lord....Mallow and me tie with 57.

Losers: ANOTHER tie with Engine and Mudcat with 72,And little Timmy pawty boy with 70.

XOXO~S~
Beach blanket BINGO!

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

08/07/2014 01:00.51 PM Report This Comment
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