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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 2 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Timmy 8851
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

SUNDAY AND HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits?

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I'm the 51,960th member on CatChannel.com.

6,921 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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I've figured it out
If you drink enough egg nog, you don't mind eating date nut bread. That's why some of the most godawful food has become "holiday traditions". Down enough egg nog and you'll eat just about anything. Not a bad day today, clear and 36.

Bee Gee
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12/22/2014 07:50.36 AM Report This Comment
Morning,
mom says we are nuts if we date...leaving a chilly ~25~ now where's the rum for the nog.... Purrs, Tuck & Dot

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12/22/2014 05:51.39 AM Report This Comment
Congratulations!!
To our own Queen mudcat mimi on her COTD pawty. We'll be over....
Seems unfair that when a cat is COTD it gets Revolution in the neck!!
UBB

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12/22/2014 05:21.49 AM Report This Comment
Unfair!!
Who said Forefather's DAy? What about our Foremothers who did all the work, fed us and licked us and moved us all the time?
I av Celebrating the Foremothers whoever they were in 1769.
And I scored 28 today. I think I am coming out of my slump.
Present wrapping today and tomorrow.
Gracie T-t is still shredding materials for her Christmas cards.
Purrs,
UBB

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12/22/2014 05:19.53 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
39 wet degrees. J.C., bring me some of that egg nog, with nog please. We have had a bad morning, it was Revolution day, had nothing to do with wars or forefathers. Just smelly insecticide on our necks. Date a nut! I'll pass, I live in a house full of nuts. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

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12/22/2014 04:15.13 AM Report This Comment
Monday CS
24.Nog!!! The popular Christmas treat. Its right up there with fruitcake-no on ever really understands why we eat and drink it. If I must,I'll go date a nut. Where is BG......

XOXO~S~

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12/22/2014 03:42.22 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
I think that we should gather at Mimi's today as she's hosting a pawty! We can save my delicate Roulade of Reindeer for later. Looks like my Muddled Mittens are just right at 34; who wants to unleash the juice? Vrrrooommmm...

meows and purrs

Engine

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12/22/2014 03:18.25 AM Report This Comment
we're above
freezing this morning 35 here with a dusting to 1/4" snow from flurries/snow showers all day yesterday! angels

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12/22/2014 12:29.41 AM Report This Comment
Date nuts day?
I'll pass on that one, I'm a happily married kitty after all. I am ALL for appreciatin' egg nog, though. Egg nog with run. Hold the eggs. Before too much appreciatin' gets underway, I got a 39 today. And I appreciate that no rain is involved in that. -- A. Mallow

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12/21/2014 10:28.05 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Toby - They also look like Salt and Pepper shakers........

Forefathers Day. Celebration goes all the way back to 1769 in the US.

Date Nut Bread Day. Fine for our humans but I'll pass or maybe toss a stale one on the fireplace.

Low 43.

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12/21/2014 07:10.46 PM Report This Comment
I remember the Daleks! 12-21-14
They kinda looked like a cross between R2D2 and Darth Vader. If you can imagine! Here we are on the first official day of winter and Luvbug(42) is the first one to utter that immortal holiday phrase: Only 3 More Shopping Days Til Christmas! No wait, really, it's "Bah! Humbug!" Gotta love old Scrooge ... Mallow(46) sloshes in, still wet after her misunderstanding with The Big Guy, and donates a few wreaths for the shredding pile. Heinecat empties? Shouldn't we be saving those for the beer can regatta? ... And(32) shows up with snow, getting ready for old years/new years festivities. We still have a few days to prepare, girl!

Mudcat(36) has decided to celebrate the "rebirth" of Mr. Solstice. Relative of yours? J.C. starts shredding the ceremonial wreath... UBB(24) arrives in an apparently weakened state. He slowly and carefully begins celebrating Be Kind To The Elderly Day ... Tucker(27) arrives bearing the corpse of the pre-shredded wreath provided by Maizy, may it rest in pieces ... And finally Bee Gee(47) seems to be having a mini winter heat wave! No wonder she's not making her beds. Who needs blankets in that heat!

Practice scores: Luvbug, 42 ... Mallow, 46 ... Ana, 32 ... Mimi, 36 ... UBB, 24 ... Tucker, 27 ... Bee Gee, 47.

Seems most of you are trying to exterminate the cold, so I brought all the old sword seek puzzles from the bathroom to toss on the fire. May as well sweep up all the shredded wreaths too. Bee Gee, maybe you can handle that, since you have so much time on your paws, seeing as how you aren't making your bed... :-)

~~~~Toby~~~~
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12/21/2014 02:38.47 PM Report This Comment
Games Day 12-20-14
Are you all wearing your game face? I guess that's just for poker. Okay, well, then. Everybody got a buck? Let's go a round or two of liar's poker!

Luvbug(40/4) has damp fog. I guess that's totally different than dry fog. *honk* Hark! I hear the song of the foghorn! ... Mallow(43/7) isn't taking advantage of her "connections" with The Big Guy in the Sky. Why, she's letting him thunder and flood the whole west coast! ... Aw Mimi(33/6), we were really looking forward to a rousing game of Mudcat Mambo! Say, if you can find a sunny spot to snooze in, let me know.

UBB(24/6) is all ready for a snooze, after a snort of Cat Daniels. No Sangria for him today. He needs something a bit more stout on these cold days ... Hey Tuck(25/7), now you're talking! Let Dot handle the plastic today and keep those Sangrias coming! ... Haley(24/6) goes from clear to cloudy and even has a bonus sighting of Frosty! No fair! ... Bee Gee(37/10) decides to celebrate Snooze Day, hoping to sleep through the wind and the rain. Only if you can sleep for two days. Oh, now she'll just consider that a challenge.

Here we go, putter's Ho!
1st - Luvbug, 4. Warm wine by the fire? With liver fruitcake stirrers, no doubt. *shudder*
2nd - Plenty of contenders, Mimi, UBB, & Haley, each with 6. Gonna get crowded on that awards podium.
3rd - Tie, Mallow & Tucker, 7. With all that wind speed going on, we should be grateful Steve takes weekends off. Imagine: 43 MPH Steve tooters!

Looks like lonely little Darn is in the cart barn all by herself. Let's hope with that wind and those ears, she doesn't go airborne. Like 'The Flying Nun'! It could happen. Only she'd be more like The Flying Nut! Hahaa! OW! *grumble*

~~~Hot Rod~~~
I'll take any unwanted Sangria.
Extra brandy please. What. I
just want a little warm-up!
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12/20/2014 12:26.05 PM Report This Comment
12.19 Long Drive and Rush into the CH Day
Players have been collecting their evergreens, liver fruitcake blocks, whacking their best (*snicker) long drives, and then racing to the Club House for fun & refreshment. Ah, golf, there's nothing like it.
To get started Luvbug (40) was generously thinking of Ol'Toothy today and brought left over fruitcake to the water. Angel mallow (44) also complaining (of course) about rain, dragged a bunch of evergreens in here. Are we having Christmas/Holiday trees? While Yowling Steve (26) brought his very special 26 draped in icicles. Show off?
UBB (25) who is NOT in therapy-- his mom is in PT with a handsome man-- also dragged a sack of unwanted livercake to Ol' Toothy. You can smell him burping from here. No, mimi (37) you are not even near the barn... that would be UBB. Now that the barn is heated with a/c and that cute mew still... what's not to love?
Since everycat is running to the CH to keep warm Engine (39) is racing the food cart right behind them and through the door. We get a big pot of Spam stew and furless pink panther drinks. Thanks, I think... Tuck & Dot post a icy 28 and Yowl carols all the way into the Clubhouse, too.
Bee Gee (37) Voting for an Undercat Day. Although she thinks she's an overcoat, er, cat... uppercat?
No, Ana, you are only last not late.
Here's how we did today:
1st - Angel Evergreen mallow (44)
2nd - Luvbug (40)
3rd - N-Gin (39) Incredible food!!
Cart barn and stoking the still (or whatever you do to it):
UBB (25)
Happily submitted by your humble commenter, PD Budd

Keep your yowlers dry-- you're going to need them.

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12/19/2014 02:07.13 PM Report This Comment
12-18 recap
Did you think there would EVER come the day when we would want Mallow's liver fruitcakes! They seem to be the "in" gift this year. Could be all the ho-ho-ho and beverages we've been hitting lately. They are going like hot cakes,liver hot cakes. On with the scores of the day....

Luvbug( 40) appreciates his fellow flakes (you all) so much,he re-gifts his beloved liver bundle of joy. That was way too easy.

Mallow (another 40) doesn't show favoritism- she loves all you flakes. Of course,this rare gift of love is coming from a girl wearing a plunger on her head.

Me,me,me!!! I'm up with a 25 this morning,warming my paws over the my liver fruitcake yule log.

Mudcat (36) counts,numbers and names all the flakes.Don't ask what she did with the plunger *shudder*

Engine (31 ) is slipping Sea Monkeys into our mouse pouches. Add water,watch them grow. The Sea Monkeys that is :)

Tuck and Dot (27) can't even count the number of flakes they appreciate after Engines Bourbon BonBons. Not just for breakfast anymore!

Ana (40) minus the wind chill,add the true temp and she still sticks with her 40 that feels like a 30.Got it.

BG (34) has an interesting game of pitch and catch going on with only herself playing before joining me by the relaxing fruitcake fire.

And UBB is fashionably late after his mom ditches him for a hottie therapist of the human type. We all may need a therapist after inhaling fruitcake and Bourbon fumes. Oh,not "that" kind of therapist. Bummer.

Score! Listen up:

1st: with a 25 is ME!!!

2nd: with 27 is the duo of Tuck and Dot

3rd: with 29.,and a complex is UBB.

Losers: SO many of you with the magic 40 today-Luvbug,Mallow and Ana. Plenty of help for the cart barn while the rest of us conspire,while we dream around the fruitcake fire.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline weekends.

12/18/2014 01:47.21 PM Report This Comment
12/17/14 - Happy Batty Barbie Day!
Thought everyone else forgot Barbie Backlash Day, didn’t you, Bee Gee? Think again ….

In the early hours of the morning, Luvbug is at the Shack, minding his business and organizing chocolate covered gifts and 42 (=6) liver fruitcakes when what to his wondering eyes doth appear but Mallow, airborne in a chopper bearing those criminal masterminds, the Budds. And about 40 (=4) Barbie heads from the Norwich, NY Wal-Mart, which she releases over the course. Barbie noggins bouncing everywhere, why Steve is in Heaven! 36 (=9) kinds of joy fill his little orange heart.

Sandy notices nothing unusual about the rain, and with her umbrella held low over her face she leaves her 38 (=11). Then come the triumphant Budds, sharing the details of their daring Barbie coup and adding 38 (=11) more ill-gotten heads to the tally. Barbitini’s for all!

Mimi races to gather a few cabezas to add to the 41 (=5) bats she batted off the bat tree at home, while Tucker gathers 37 (=10) in a basket to bat around on practice day. Engine has 38 (=11) Termite Tarts to keep our strength up and off the top of her head (get it?) Bee Gee comes up with about 36 (=9) Dastardly Decorating Ideas. Nothing says “Happy Holidays” quite like severed heads and bats hanging festively on the tree.

Quick, before the Happy Van arrives at the Batty Shack, the results!
1st - The Magnificent Mallow in the flying machine – 4 – start mixing those Barbitinis!
2nd – Batty Mimi – 5
3rd – Chocolate Covered Luvbug – 6

And it’s a trip to the cart barn for the dastardly UBB, sopping wet Sandy and chef Engine.

And your Common ‘Tater says as he ducks out of sight,
Let me out of this nuthouse, and to all a goodnight ~~ Mike

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12/17/2014 02:02.31 PM Report This Comment
Chocolate covered ANYthing? 12-16-14
Okay, you asked for it! Luvbug(40) arrives wearing chocolate covered slushy shoes and smelling like chocolate covered wet fur. Eeww! ... Oh, well, y'all had to KNOW this was coming. Mallow(37) brings in enough chocolate covered liver fruitcake for everyone! Oh, you shouldn't have. Really ... Oh no. Steve(40), Mr. Chocolate himself. He could have chocolate covered ANYthing, and what does he do? Chocolate covered Barney backlash. Ouch.

The Angels bounce down the chocolate covered temperature stairs to a low of 28 ... Yes! UBB(32) arrives at the links with bags of chocolate covered catnip chips! Woohoo! ... Engine(30) has a truckload of chocolate covered goodies. Crispy Crow, Parched(?) Penguin, and Cricket Calzones, all followed by a kick from Ole Yule Mule! Ow! ... Oohh, no liver fruitcake for Mimi(37), chocolate covered or not. She makes a beeline to Engine's Ratty Roadster.

Tucker(41), that dysfunctional duffer, is all a-quiver for fruitcake of liver, chocolate covered or not! You can have mine, Mimi's, AND Bee Gee's! ... Speaking of Bee Gee(32), she arrives with a sack full of chocolate covered Stupid Toys. Oh yeah, those Barbie heads we like to practice with.

Not many "long drives" in this bunch today. Let's see who came out on top:
1st - Tucker, 41. Getting full of liver fruitcake yet?
2nd - Tie. Luvbug & Steve, 40. Watch out for Mr.Chocolate, he seems a bit TOO happy today.
3rd - Tie. Mallow & Mimi, 37. Uh oh. Liver fruitcake meets "You know where you can shove that liver fruitcake". Should be interesting. Better than stupid toys!

Looks like the Angels are in the barn today! Careful not to slip on that chocolate covered staircase! Now let's all head to the lounge for chocolate covered something. Besides liver fruitcake.
~~~Toby~~~~
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12/16/2014 12:41.02 PM Report This Comment
12-15 recap
9 more shopping days,and I still have plenty of items on my list you can buy me. Ok....its cat herders day,and ski slope trip day. Pity the fool who thinks they can herd us! Cats are to be seen,not herd.

Luvbug(36) is just FULL of the huggies and kisses with the dreaded mistletoe trick. Pawty foul!

Mallow (36 also) thinks you can't get a good cat (her?) herded. Did I just say that-good? Must be all the ski talk and brain freeze affecting my common sense. Yeah,thats it,the snow...

I'm next with a little 43 to keep me warm. Beats anything else the mistletoe will drag in.

Ana (38) isn't sure what she wants today...clouds to sun,or sun to clouds. Which you MAY think is the same thing. Trick question.

UBB (32) brings us a nice little virus. WHAT!! I did NOT just hear that. See what messin with the mistletoe will get you!

Mudcat (34) is slippin at the pole cat duties without JC to keep her in line. The SKI poles!!! I wonder about you all.

Engine (38) the first to notice the lovely winter golf profile pic. She warms our tummies with MouseTaiTini's,and food,don't forget the food.

Tuck and Dot have enough cats TO herd,but not BE heard.Off they go to the lodge to enjoy inside winter fun,drinking.

And last,little BG with a 29. Apparently she got my heck no,I won't mistletoe memo. She did bring entertainment of the cat herders video to be shown on the ski bus while we climb to the top of those tall sand traps. All five seconds of the climb.

Scores! There is SERIOUSLY something wrong with the scores today!

1st: BG with 29. How did that happen....

2nd: UBB with 32

3rd: Mudcat with 34.

Losers: Tuck,Dot and ME with 43!!! What is wrong with this picture!!! I'll "supervise" of course.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline weekends.

12/15/2014 01:09.43 PM Report This Comment
Monkey Day! 12-14-14
How on earth did Bee Gee miss THAT one? Well, she probably would have had more to say on the subject if Steve (aka Monkey Boy) had been here. As it turns out, everybody skipped the honorable primate day. Maybe it's just been postponed until the guest of honor returns tomorrow. *snort*

Luvbug(38) lights a candle in memory of all the wonderful cats and kittens who have gone before us ... Mallow(32) is moved to tears by the sentiment. Frozen tears make it hard to aim, and she whacks her practice shot right into the candle! I'd call that a little overly fire-conscious! ... Haley(32) is out watching the comets this morning. Oh, meteor shower, sorry.

Looks like Mimi(28) has no fire phobia, relighting the candle, and several more! ... Seems Bee Gee(23) has a few whisker candle horror stories to add to Mike & Mallow's. Save those for telling around the fire in the clubhouse. *snicker* ... And Lo! Look who showed up for practice alone today! Tucker(35) ditched his catty so he wouldn't have to share his refreshments. So - you share? Huh, who knew.

Here's how you all practiced: Luvbug, 38 - Mallow, 32 - Haley, 32 - Mimi, 28 - Bee Gee, 23 - Tucker, 35.

Ooh, seems you all have some pretty chilly scores today. Maybe we better get a few candles going near the fire. Make sure not to get too close. I'm sure nobody wants a hot wax job in this weather! Hope you still all have your ugly sweaters handy.

Sorry, fresh out of ugly today.
I, um, let Sniff borrow it!
That's it. Yes.
~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
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12/14/2014 01:15.36 PM Report This Comment
Meeoww. Screech. Mreeoww. 12-13-14
Excuse me, just tuning up the ol' catgut. Hey, don't give me that look! It was all Luvbug's(38/11) idea. So maybe we should push him down the hill on his sled first! I think he's using one of those new silicone gingerbread models ... Mallow(40/4) slides in on her redneck sled, wearing the last of her wing feathers. She claims she didn't lose the rest in a poker game. Mmm hmm.

Mudcat(32/5) arrives on an ancestral sled with J.C. in tow, sharing catgut anecdotes. Thanks, I'm not sure we needed to know that ... Haley(28/10) drops her sled right in the middle of the uppers and lowers ... And finally, Bee Gee(30/3) feels much safer today, safe enough to slice down the hillside on the rare Stradivarius sled.

Let's just keep putting along, shall we?
1st - Bee Gee, 3. How long does it take to tune that sled?
2nd - Mallow, 4. Good thing we only sled in the winter. That redneck "sled" might get pretty ripe in the summer. *whew*
3rd - Mimi, 5. Tell Auntie Anecdote to go home!

Cart barn is all Luvbug's today, with a whole-hearted helping hand (paw?) from Haley. And not only does that conclude today's report, today's results also includes everybody who showed up!

Okay, now let's go decorate some gingerbread!
~~~Toby~~~
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12/13/2014 12:33.54 PM Report This Comment
12.12 Ugli Sweaters....
Long Drive day in Ugly Sweaters with Wild Poultry
Three golfers hit the top scores and there is One low score, UBB who gets his wish with a 22 and goes to Still Sit. Bye bye Budd.
The middles golfers wearing ugly sweaters are Ana with a range of 28 to 30 and Tucker whose mom made him wear that really ugly sweater and get a 28. Then mudcat mimi with 32 was not very happy in her sweater. With a 34 Engine produced a weird cart food . No not the squirrel but the Toad toasts. Really!
Steve slipped out a day early. But Bee Gee took his place with a 44 who not only wore a blinking Rudolph nose sweater but piled all the Wild Poultry up to swallow down with the brandied pears... ugh! Next up in the ugliest sweater is A. mallow (46) and producing lots of gingerbread houses. Top Score gores to LuvBug (45) whose power stayed on so she did not have to sneak into bed with mommy.
Tuck & Dot (28) have the worst luck with their mom who forces the wearing of the Ugly Sweater again this year.
How it shakes out:
1st- Gingerbread mallow (46)
2nd- Luvbg (45) cozy under the covers
3rd- BeeGee (44) Lots of French hens, turtle doves and Brandied pears
Cart barn Still Sitting-- UBB (22)
Happy to report from indoors--- PD Budd, non, golfer

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12/12/2014 11:49.26 AM Report This Comment
12-11 recap
We have some singing (I use that term loosely) in the rain,beer can mountains majesty,and snowflakes made of lager. What a wonderful CS world.

Luvbug (42)been sniffing the high altitude air again I see. Mountain golf-do we get goats as caddies? He's looking to get soaked,to that I say-wet t shirt contest!

Mallow is back again with her little pet forty fore (or 44) .She'll lead us all in beer can mountain climbing thru the howling wind and flickering of electric. SO totally worth it for a beer can mountain expedition. Don't let BG navigate.

I score a respectable (hey,my score has manners,unlike me) 25.

Sandy (36) says she's likely high today. Been sniffing the beer can mountain?

Mudcat (30),after her little pole dancing adventure yesterday bribes us into silence with skittering squirrels and beer cans. I'm pretty sure the bribe would work better if the cans were full.....

Engine (28) brings us leftover clam juice chasers(if we must) and is in search of the speckled hen,tastes like chicken.

Tuck and Dot (26) volunteer to be taste testers for the snowflake lager. Now,THAT is my kind of snow! We can only hope for a brief,and fulfilling white out.

BG (37) is busy building mountains of questionable substance in the sand traps.I'll pass on climbing those.You first Darn,we insist.

Scores!!!
1st with a 25 is ME (notice how much I win when I do the scores)
2nd: Tuck and Dot with 26. Save some snow for me-not the yellow kind
3rd:Wow,this hasn't happened in a long time! Engine with 28


Losers and cart barn duties:Mallow the Great with her forty fore,and Luvbug with 42.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline weekends.

12/11/2014 01:35.45 PM Report This Comment
12/10/14 - The Catty Shackers Visit Santa
Well I asked Santa for our power to come back on and POOF! When Mom got home from blogging kitties about it being off, it was on! Santa is obviously non-union. So let’s all line up to celebrate this very special holiday from the exclusive CC2 calendar!

Luvbug is first with 42 (=6) and he asks Santa for a knife to cut the fog. He also wants to return the gift that Hot Rod lovingly gave him yesterday. “Jingle Bells” earworms are not for everyone! Mallow brings us a 50 (=5) and a glaring need for a new joke book. Santa? Can you swing it? And then there’s Steve, who is unclear on the concept of “visiting Santa” and has brought enough luggage to last him 33 (=6) days!

UBB is here with a 30 (=3) and his Christmas list is simple. Everything please, Santa! Tucker is making his list and changing it twice .. or 35 (=8) times even. Mimi has a 44 (=8) and she jumps on the jolly dude’s lap and asks for a bunch of new hacksaw blades. Ho ho ho … Santa does NOT wanna know why!

Engine is back! YAY!! Welcome, Engine, you’re just in time! She hops onto Santa’s lap and asks him for 38 (=11) meeces to make Mouse Pate with. Bee Gee points out that we have almost missed out on National Lager Day. Horrors! You know what SHE is going to ask Santa for! 39 (=12) times over! And last but not least, it’s Sandy with a 40 (=4) and she selflessly asks Santa for something not for herself, but for another. Waterproof walking shoes for Janet! Awww …

And the post-Santa lineup is like this:
1st – UBB with 3. Maybe you can have PIZZA with Everything … will that do?
2nd – Sandy with 4
3rd – Mallow with 5. And we all second that request for a new joke book

To the still … or the cart barn … or whatever that is out back .. goes BeeGee. Hey, leave the lager behind, we weren’t born yesterday, you know.

Making a list, checking it twice, posting it 11 times ~
Your Guest Common (Cheesy) ‘Tater, Mike

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12/10/2014 01:48.39 PM Report This Comment
Sleep in the Xmas tree? 12-9-14
Then why isn't TODAY Green Day? Leave it to me to take issue with these holidays. After Tending the still yesterday, Luvbug(43) shows up with fake antlers on his cart! At least he doesn't have a red nose! Oh wait. Spoke too soon *snicker* ... Mallow(51), have no fear. Weary Willie is nothing to be afraid of. That was the name of the late and immensely great Emmet Kelly's dear hobo clown ... Steve(37) claims to be uncorruptible. Isn't that a little like saying the Titanic is unsinkable? ... The Angels(28) slide into the links on their own personal skating rink. Share!

UBB(29)! Special Tend the Still Day? On Friday?? Does this mean the White Whisker grand re-opening is nigh upon us? ... Tuck & Dot(34) head to the top of the tree so they can be "upwind" from Steve. Get it? "Up" wind, in the top of the tree? Oh, I crack me up! ... Mimi, what! Has your mom installed a revolving door at your place? You guys are sure taking turns escaping! Maybe J.C. will catch 39 mice before he comes back. Then whose turn will it be? ... Finally, party girl Darn(39) sits in her tree writing Xmas cards while listening to the oldies. Hum dee dummm..

Okay, here's the honest, uncorrupted long drive scores:
1st - Mallow, 51. Are you SURE that's uncorrupted?
2nd - Luvbug, 43. At least this will give your nose a chance to lose the "rosy glow". *snort*
3rd - Tie, Mimi & BeeGee, 39. Quite a gap between 1st & 3rd today.

And UBB, bad mews. You missed losing by ONE degree! The Angels have the honor of manning (catting?) the still. Which is only appropriate to have spirits tending the "spirits". BUT I do believe an assist from this mortal "coil" is in order, so feel free to amble down to the cart barn.

~~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~~~
Just groovin' on the tunes, man
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12/09/2014 12:53.37 PM Report This Comment
12-8 recap
Green Monday-cool! I THINK we have some greens around here somewhere. Its also Brownie day. Its the little things that are exciting. I see the golf bully is COTD,some folks just do NOT get enough pawty,huh BG!

Luvbug (43) comes out to us all with tales(not tails) of the pink collar in his past. Real toms wear pink!!!

Mallow (44,or forty fore!) brings a new meaning to green Monday-of the after pawty feeling green type.

I score a 32,looking fine in my Brownie outfit(complete with little badges and sash) for doing good deeds of the do good sort,kind of.

Haley (10) ten! Are you sure your reading that thing right? Temperature probes can be tricky(and painful if not used right).

Mudcat (40) has a lost catty. Must have gotten directions from BG. We all hope for his safe,and speedy return.

Engine (37) Has a sickie mom at home. EEKS! Where are those industrial drums of sanitizer! Engine has our back with Batburgers (friends of your BG???) and fox fritters.

UBB 915) streaks (gasp) thru the greens,headed straight for the cat Daniels and hot tub.

Tuck and Dot (29) Cheaters! They have been practicing wrapping paper shredding ALL weekend! I have some gifts you can "accidentally" on purpose open for me :)

And our very own COTD. The one,the only lovable(?) little golf bully...BG!!!! (37) Thats girl has been hitting the nip brownies HARD already! She isn't reminiscing,she's hallucinating.Score!

Speaking of score,onto the winners:
1st:by unanimous vote is Haley with 10
2nd: the streaker himself UBB with 15
3rd: the deadly claws of Tuck and Dot with 29.

Losers,and cart barn duties are...... the two early birds Mallow with 44,and Luvbug with 43.

I bid you all a green day~XOXO~S~

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12/08/2014 01:52.30 PM Report This Comment
Bee Gee's birthday 12-7-14
Need we say more? That concludes today's recap. Hey, WAY fewer mistakes that way. Hot Rod managed to remember it was putting day yesterday, but judging by the gender assignment he gave a certain golfer who shall remain Luvbug, you'd think Ziggy did the recap!

Seems Luvbug(46) isn't too gender bendered about it, but he doesn't mind hanging out with the girls and playing with Barbies. Well, their heads anyway ... Mallow*hic*(40) bees up a Tarbie and flets it lie! Looks like it landed in that bolf gully down there ... I'm going to leave UBB's(24) blog up for a day or two so we can all enjoy it. We need a little amewsment in our lives. Anyway, seems the window didn't stay open for that Nick guy. *snicker*

Seems Sandy(31) has the same high as low. That keeps life simple, don't it? ... Mimi(43) takes cuts in the line for the still, even butting in ahead of Birthday Girl! I'd be careful, I hear she swings a mean clog! ... Well, Tucker(27) keeps his report short and simple, and so will I ... Well, if it isn't the birthday grump herself, handing out cute little pink cotton candy elephants. She tries to demonstrate the "no thumbs" texting technique but the message gets muddled. It's okay Bee Gee(30). Nobody cares anyway.

Birthday practice scores: Luvbug, 46 - Mallow, 40 - UBB, 24 - Sandy, 31 - Mimi, 43 - Tucker, 27 - BG (Birthday Girl!), 30.

Now, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, and have some birthday cake! Ha! Fooled ya, huh?

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Keeping my un-thumbs crossed
that CC will let me post this!
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12/07/2014 01:00.07 PM Report This Comment
Happy birthday to me....
Hum de DUM dum DUM dum... Maybe we can make pink cotton candy elephants. Any leftovers we can color orange and save for Steve. I'll write him a letter, let him know. Letter writing ain't nearly as hard as texting. Try texting with no thumbs! A cooler 30 this morning. And fog! I almost tripped over the still on my way to get a cart. :-)

Bee Gee
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12/07/2014 07:31.23 AM Report This Comment
Climb the tree! 12-6-14
Reach the top and win a mitten. I guess if you want a pair you have to climb the tree twice. Luvbug(46/10) is here with sprinkles on his shoes, which he put on by his very own self ... Mallow(42/6) claims to be in the realm of sanity today. Pffft! Oops, excuse me, that WAS rude ... Ana(36/9) has that new weather phenomenon at her place: sleetsnow ... Mimi(47/11) can't decide to whether to pawn her mom's silver or wait and see what J.C. comes up with in the litter box mining event. I'd go with the silver. Just sayin'.

UBB(34/7) is advising leaving the windows open for somebody named Nick to toss money in. If Steve is bartending, you can bet he'll have the windows open! Anything for a nickel ... BeeGee(35/8)! I don't know how to tell you this, but whatever you're doing to that shoe tree, it does NOT look like 'climbing'! So stop. Now! ... Sounds like Tucker(35/8) is more into hand washing than tree climbing. Been hanging around Stevo too much, huh?

Not a busy day at the great tree climbing challenge. We collected plenty of mittens, even the odd shoe or two. Looks like somebody left a pair of brown ones. Might be Bee Gee's, after walking through all that fertilizer yesterday. Oh no. She didn't... She did!

1st - Mallow, 6. Stock up on Lava. Steve will scrub his little tail off. Literally. Bwahaha!
2nd - UBB, 7. You better wear two pairs of mittens if you leave that window open.
3rd - Tie, Tucker & Bee Gee, 8. Send Dot on down to the fairway to climb a tree, let Bee Gee show her how it's done. *snicker*

Loser: Mimi(11) with a very able assist from Luvbug(10) Happy trails, girls! We'll keep a bar stool warm for you in the clubhouse. Just don't get too involved with that still. I think Bee Gee cleaned up the coils really well yesterday. After she pushed Mallow out of the way. *coff*

~~~Hot Rod~~~
I need mittens!
I have no shoes either!
I've been ROBBED!!
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12/06/2014 01:42.35 PM Report This Comment
12.5 WATCH OUT !!
Long Drive Friday when Anything goes, I guess.
First, WARNING!
BeeGee is in her fertilizing mood with 32, just at the freezing point, but that did not stop her from Slinging her Special Garden Gift everywhere just like the rain in the front yard and then again around back. Get on down to sprinkle your goods at the mew catnip bed. Then every cat (almost) can enjoy the hot tub in the clubhouse for a clean up.
UBB with a 25 is nervous about the state of the Ultra Clean Clubhouse Steve left when he was done commenting, Squeevy Clean (fanatic).
We have a beautiful black winner today with 48-- that's Luvbug who with mimi (45) create a wonder mew still in the Cart barn for us. Now all of you cannot get the low score to take care of the little still. Good Luck goes to... the Amherst Angels (20). Can Angels run a still? Purrhaps Our Angel mallow (39) would be willing to get out there to help them. We should see angels flying high tonight!
If your taste runs other ways you might try the Clubhouse Bar with Steve (33.3) volunteering on Volunteer Day to be the bartender on the Bartender Day. He pours and mixes for BIG tips.
Or you might set yourself down by Engine's (40) Food Cart for a cup of Fat Rat brew and a plate of pulled python... I heard somecat say it tastes just like chicken.
All in all this has been a good day... except for the free fertilizer...
BG's score is too high to send her to the Cart barn.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Winners and Loser(s)
1st --48- Luvbug, thanks for the Still
2nd --45- mudcat cat mimi - ditto thanks
3rd -- 40- Engine with the Fat Rat brew
To the Cart Barn are all the Angels(20); A. mallow (39) helping (really).

Soberly submitted by: PD Budd, himself

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12/05/2014 02:55.46 PM Report This Comment
12-4 recap
Santa's list and cookies day! Who says golf is boring. At times,we DO get a little of the hitting of the ball activity done. Really,if Santa is SO smart,why doesn't he already know what we want,without us sitting on his lap and begging for it. And what else do we have here...brown shoes day. Why? Ever notice golf shoes,and bowling shoes are so ugly? Might have to work on creating golf shoes with some flair.

Luvbug rolls the dice and comes up with a 45,and a LONG list for Santa. At this rate,the rest of us will never get any lap time.

Mallow (30) has the ingenious idea (did I just really say that???) of tossing her cookies. Hate to be the one on clean up and cart duty today.

I score a 23,and contribute some adorable orange cat cut out cookies that look JUST like me. Ears,or tails,be careful which end you bite first.

Haley (36) wants a two day ago do over. Heck,most of us can't even remember 5 minutes ago.

Engine (40),Santa's little suck up made ALL his favorite things,from super squirrel to stink bugs on a stick. What ever happened to milk and cookies? (not the ones Mallow tossed either)

Mudcat (43) goes from pole cat,to Santa's lap,asking for a new pair of shoes.

UBB (27) nurse to the famous brings us fresh from the oven cookies with catnip sprinkles. Whats a few of PD's hairs among furiends

Tuck and Dot also have a 25 mile long list to The Santa man. Tuck comes with his naturally born brown shoes. No patent leather there that can reflect up :)

BG (29) wants to crap in the back room to get warmed up from the freezing rain. Wait,PLAY craps in the back room. What a difference one word will make.

And last,our little buddy Timmy (32),who has had a brief absence to also play nurse to his mom. Hugs from us to your mom,clean ones. It IS still hand washing week.

Scores!!!, and first to be on Santa's lap while its still clean is....

1st: ME with 23!!!
2nd: Tuck and Dot with 25
3rd:UBB with 27

Losers: (and clean up of the Mallow event)
Luvbug with 45 and the help of Mudcat with 43.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline weekends.

12/04/2014 11:59.13 AM Report This Comment
12/3/14 - Make a Gift Day
Oh, that is a dangerous challenge to throw down for a cat! But Luvbug gives us a choice, it’s also Old Driver Safety Awareness Week and Roof Over Your Head Day. With his rainy 45 (=9) Luvbug is very happy to have a roof over his head! And so is Mallow, in the deep freeze again with 25 (=7) and bringing us the gift of her presence. No offense, but we’d rather have presents. But not the kind Steve is making! He winds up, he contorts his body, and <HACK!> 33 (=6) hairballs. Oh, you shouldn’t have!

Sandy trudges through the ice & snow to bravely bring us her 36 (=9) while Engine stops trying to fix that stuck thermometer long enough to bring us 44 (=8) servings of Sketti & Mouseballs. If it’s hot, we’ll eat it! Mimi tried to do a vanishing act last night, gee Mom, I was only gonna go do my Christmas shopping. For YOU, Mom! Sorry Mimi, we’re not buying it and neither is Mom. A 43 (=7) and we’re glad you’re here this morning!

Tucker brings us a 36 (=9) and the news that his family is putting a Roof Over the Head of a new kitty! Shhh! I hope MY pawrents don’t get any ideas like that. Though the last one they brought home is kind of okay. UBB’s Old Driver had to practice 39 (=12) times the technique for getting in & out of the car. Next month, they might let her turn the key! And BeeGee arrives to blow us all away with a 22 (=4). And that represents a warming trend for the cold-hearted Golf Bully. And she regales us with tails of the gift she lovingly made for her humans. Unappreciative creatures!

Putting our ducks in a row, we have
1st – BeeGee the Unbeatable, with 4
2nd – Steve with 6
3rd – Mallow and Mimi, sittin’ in a tree .. oh sorry, I mean, both with 7

And the cart barn award goes to UBB today, with his 12. Don’t let your Mom drive the golf carts! Now the rest of us, let’s get our heads under the roof and work on making some gifts!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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12/03/2014 02:19.46 PM Report This Comment
Fritter Day! 12-2-14
After that embarrassment from Saturday, I hope I don't mess this up too much. At least I know it's not putting day...

Luvbug(45) is here early killing two holidays at once, on Giving Day he's giving away fritters. He also cautions us not to get too lit up during the tangled lights fashion show ... Mallow(25) has passing the buck in mind, figuring she can get whoever gets stuck in the cart barn to detangle the lights she "borrowed" from the seniors home ... Steve(25) can't wait to see himself up in lights. He will fritter no apple before its time ... Haley(35), bless your little heart! See everyone? SHE is in the holiday spirit! Of forgiveness, that is.

Mimi(46) is looking fashionable in that tangled light-up tail bowtie. Better not try sneaking back into the pantry for more cans of food with your tail lit up! ... Ubb(20) can only dream of being the loser today. The deep chill girl is yet to show ... Tucker(22) demonstrates the blinking light format and grabs a fritter on the way out ... Engine(44) is thinking it's cold enough for the 3-ply fur again. Salamander Slammers? These would be hot? ... And chiller girl Bee Gee(8) wants a cape of lights so she can sing the Batgirl theme. You're right. Not your best long drive!

Winners and losers, line up:
1st - Mimi, 46. You're like Rudolph, with the wrong end lit up!
2nd - Luvbug, 45. Thanks to you, no one was "shockingly" bright!
3rd - Engine, 44. Put the fur ON, take the fur OFF...

Okay, the lucky lit-up loser is unquestionably Bee Gee, with that arctic 8! Everybody give her your lights, she needs the extra heat. After all, this is Giving Day. :-)

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Did I do it right?
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12/02/2014 04:02.12 PM Report This Comment
Critical Caturday Correction!!
And it only took us two days to realize we totally screwed up the Saturday recap! And not only that, NONE of you pointed it out! At least not that we noticed...

Thing is, see, Saturday was supposed to be PUTTING day, but instead we scored it like it was just any other day. SO. There are many, in fact numerous, corrections to be made. In fact, I doubt one single score will stand! This will really mess up cart barn duty....

Quick overview: Luvbug(35/8) - Mallow(20/2) - Angels(16/7) - Mimi(28/10) - Tucker(29/11) - Bee Gee(37/10) - UBB(18/9) ..... Okay, those were the scores, which at the time had the Angels first(16), UBB second(18) and Mallow third(20). But - WRONG! Guess again, Gomer!

The new and improved (and hopefully correct) scores are as follows:
1st - Mallow, 2 ... 2nd - Angels, 7 ... Luvbug, 8
SO, as you can obviously see (or not), only one score really totally changed. UBB, out. Luvbug, in. Positions did change, Mallow first not third, Angels second not first, and Luvbug third, and UBB out on your keister. Also, Tucker gets to trade places in the cart barn with Bee Gee. We'll see who wins tomorrow and see if we can somehow combine the results with the new, improved (and correct!) scores from Saturday. Which was putting day. Remember? Bet you do now!

Toby
Boob In Charge
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12/01/2014 04:19.46 PM Report This Comment
Dec 1 recap
Woo-hoo!!!! Its December 1st,you all have 24 shopping days to buy me something :) Alright,alright,it was worth a try. Lets all get those paws lined up for paw washing week. There will be an inspection later by yours truly.

Luvbug (42) has a new COTM candidate in da house! Lets all take our clean paws over to vote for Angel Kuce!
Luvbug is warding off the vet with red apples and pie. How easily they can be bribed.

Mallow (25) enjoys a little tree trimming with the chainsaw(doesn't every girl have one in her purse),warming her paws with the kindling,and the language. Its not nice to curse Mother Nature!

I score a 50,and got you ALL covered in the paw santitizer department,literally(don't I always). Line 'em up,a little squirt will do ya.

Mudcat (53) assures us her paws are thoroughly tongue cleaned daily. How DO you get your whites so white!

Engine (54) already is heading for the cart barn(you give up so easily Engine) but not before leaving us with minced mice and parched possum. Sounds like T-Giving leftovers to me.

Tuck and Dot (40) need fortification to endure his new house guest. She's ORANGE Tuck,she has to be great!!! And I hear she is also kind of ...um....windy :) We can do a duet!

Sandy starts this month like she ended last month with a 43. Consistent golfer. I think there is a rule against that.

UBB (49) just had a wonderful idea!!! Paw washing seminar to follow the recap with a pop quiz. I love pop quizzes.

Timmy (39) ties one on for the month of December,of the bow tie sort. Do your ties hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?? TMI.

And last,Darn,golf bully extraordinaire (18). BG tries to create a new day of the week. Is it another day off?? Thats all I care about.

Scores:
1st: with an 18....BG!!!!
2nd:Mallow with 25 (I'm seeing an East coast pattern here)
3rd: Timmy

Losers: Surprise!!!!! Engine with 54,and Mudcat with 53. So close,and yet so far....

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline weekends.

12/01/2014 01:22.30 PM Report This Comment
Play hooky? 11-30-14
Today? Big deal! I guess it IS kind of a letdown, what with this being Sunday and all. I say we have a do-over tomorrow! Who doesn't want to play hooky on Monday? Of course, Luvbug(41) decided to take advantage of the "stay home well" day, but still. It's Sunday! ... Mallow(20) seems to be suffering from the frozies! Everything is frozen to everything! You might want to avoid standing near Steve if your weather is gonna be that cold all week! ... Ana(34) plays hooky on a roller coaster and coasts to a better temperature today ... Mimi(46) tried playing hooky last night, sneaking out of the house to see if she could get into the newest edition of "Bad Cat".

Oh wow, Tucker(54) jumped on the hooky roller coaster with Ana and got an even higher score! Maybe we should ALL go ride the roller coaster! ... UBB(33) stays indoors to continue nursing duties. Besides, it's too cold and white outside for hooky today ... Holy cold snap Batgirl! *snicker* Bee Gee(8!) can't seem to muster up any sympathy for your 20, Mallow. But she DOES 'almost' wish Steve was here to inflate some palm trees for imaginary Bigi Island. Imaginary hooky. Imagine that!

Even Barbie didn't show up for practice today. Well, except for the one that froze to Mallow's club!

Luvbug, 41 - Mallow, 20 - Ana, 34 - Mimi, 46 - Tucker, 54 - UBB, 33 - Bee Gee, 8.

Criminy, even though it's only practice, I think Bee Gee deserves a hand for showing up today. She had to trudge over frozen lumps in the sand traps, for cryin' out loud!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Resuming my position
in front of the fire
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11/30/2014 12:38.50 PM Report This Comment
Square dancing with the dust bunnies! 11-29-14
Who knew those little household nuisances were so talented? Of course, it you have ever tried to catch one when a fan was running, you DO know how evasive they are!

Well Luvbug(35), since you brought it up, I guess you can have the honor of being the square dance caller. Just do-si-so right on up to the podium ... I'm gonna try REALLY hard to figure out what Mallow(20) is ranting about. Today is Catty Appreciation Day? And Mojo's Dopty Day. Am I right? Oh please say yes! I don't want to suffer the Wrath of Mallow ... The Angels are in a race with themselves to bottom out with the month's lowest temperature. They're working with a 16 so far.

Hey Mimi(28), if Bee Gee can wear her clogs for square dancing than I'm sure you'll be allowed to tap claw to Turkey in the Straw! ... Tucker(29) brings a blond little dust bunny to the dance. She's quite a number! *wink wink* ... Bee Gee(37) clogs into the room, slapping paws with everyone and sharing the joy of the joy buzzer! She says her dust bunnies have "things" in them. Like in "Alien"? Yipe! ... The non-clog Budds each bring a bunny to the dance. Sounds like UBB(18) is ready for indoor mini golf for awhile. Great idea!

Time to promenade over and find out the scores:
1st - The Angels, 16. Allemande right!
2nd - UBB, 18. The old lady might be ailing but you're in fine form!
2rd - Mallow, 20. So, did I figure out the riddle? PLEASE say yes....

Hmm, who gets to foot stomp and belly whomp out to the cart barn? Oh my, looks like darn Bee Gee has the cart barn all to herself. "Bee Gee in the barn with clogs on her feet, Plugging in golf carts can't be beat!" Okay, so I'm not the best square dance patterer. Guess I better not quit my day job. First I have to GET a day job!

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Let's all do the
Dust Bunny 2-Step!
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11/29/2014 01:01.32 PM Report This Comment
11.28 Long Drive Left Overs Day
We have a Full Contingent of Golfers here today mostly celebrating Leftovers Day.
The first score's from that always cheerful kitty, Luvbug. Out there going down the slopes with all types of kitchen equipment and a high score of 41. We have had some low scores today too. Starting with Ana and a 26. Timmy scored one less at 25. He is missing the Leftovers Day because he never even go First overs since his mom was too sick to go to the turkey dinner. Aww. Can we please take up a collection? That will be REALLY leftover food. Throw in some of N-Gin's crunchy cricket crepes too.
And thank you very much to Engine (28) for the great food today even though we are too stuffed to eat. Now she has to lock up the liquor from her mom!! Angel mallow nearly missed the point today when she started printing tee shirt with "Buy Nothing" on them. She planned to sell 46 million until her catty, mojo, whispered in her ear the real meaning of the day.
How 'bout those lazy low scorers for today-- such as Steve (20) so concerned about shopping or getting others to shop for him and the lower still Tuck and Dot (19) who has enough good sense to stay at home. That will NOT keep them out of the cart barn,, however.UBB was not that low with 31. Loving those Leftovers!
Great for mim & JC starting the season with the Da-Glo balls & A decent 34 to keep you out of the barn.
Last but never least is high scoring(53) Bee Gee,-- Darn Foolish cat tried the colander slope slide even though we Budds warned her in advance. Read your mail BG or thaw your cheeks in the Clubhouse.
Final Scores: West Coast wins
1st-- 'Cold Butt' BG (53)
2nd- Angel mallow (46)
3rd- Sweet Luvbug (41)
Cart barn duo- Tucker (19); Steve (20)
Warmly submitted by PD Budd, non-golfer. Pass the Leftovers, please?

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11/28/2014 02:29.10 PM Report This Comment
11/26/14 - Tie On a Turkey Day
After all, it’s a formal occasion tomorrow, right? Everyone should look their best! Oh sorry, that was Tie One ON Day. Well, you celebrate YOUR way, my turkey day was last month.

Luvbug wants to celebrate Chocolate Cake Day and has 34 (=7) pieces for all of us. A. Mallow laments the “no golf on Thanksgiving” edict and after trying 45 (=9) times to get the Golf Pro to change his mind, she suggests a turkey pan sledding party. Steve comes to give thanks and eat cake, not necessarily in that order. He is so excited to see CC1 up & running that he forgets to leave his score there. But I am resourceful and found his 27 (=9).

Sandy is expecting 40 (=4) inches of snow tomorrow (there, now does that 6 – 12 inches look even a little bit better?), UBB brings a 31 (=4) and is enjoying his nursing duties and coaching Mom through her cane lessons. Word to the wise kitty, do NOT walk in front of her when she’s using that thing. Engine has 34 (=7) servings of Gremlin Gefuhlte FlatFish. Too bad my other sister Evie doesn’t play golf, she knows what Gefuhlte Fish is. Give me a serving to take home to her, please.

Now comes the turkey brigade: Mimi has a 45 (=9) lb turkey defrosting already and Tucker can’t wait the 30 (=3) hours until his is ready. BeeGee is in on the turkey pan sledding uh .. bandwagon ..? and leaves us a 36 (=9). And Timmy arrives with the happy news that his Mom is feeling about 34 (=7) times better, but alas still no Fancy Feast will be his.

And it’s a Grand Slam, no one left out day again:
1st – Tucker with 3
2nd – Sandy and UBB, tied with 4
3rd – Luvbug, Engine and Timmy with 7

Anyone left over? Mallow, Steve, Mimi and BeeGee (now THAT is a dangerous combo!) have all managed to score 9 and skulk off to the cart barn to plot mayhem and figure out the best roasting pan sled hills.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone and remember ~~ No golf on Thanksgiving, you turkeys!

Your Guest Common (sweet) ‘Tater, Mike

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11/26/2014 02:04.05 PM Report This Comment
Shopping reminder coming up! 11-25-14
I'll just leave a copy of my Xmas list with each of you and that should be all the reminder you need. What. What other kind of list IS there?

Luvbug(30) hits a new low. I think. You better go shopping for an electric blanket ... Ha! Mallow(45) thought she could fool old eagle eye Hot Rod, but you gotta get up pretty early... Oh, wait, You DIDN'T get up early. That's what I noticed! You joined the extra-earlybird club and decided to leave your score in the deepest darkest night. But I seen ya! (Thanks for reminding us of Buy Nothing Day. That's what I'm getting you all. A nice BIG box of nothing. But at least it's a BIG box.)

Steve(34) is impressed with Tuck's powers of forecasting. He can't do any worse than the guys who actually get paid for it! ... Ana(55) has nuts for weather! High nuts, low nuts, heavy wet snow nuts. All together now! ... Engine(58) has pawsitively summer weather! Maybe we should all go golf at your place! We'll even help gather snails for the next pot of mollusk fondue ... Tucker(37) finally admits what we all already knew: he's psycho. Do NOT go in the shower with him in the locker room!

Smelly Mimi(63) has a steaming score too. Maybe we can all go golf at YOUR place after we trash, er, I mean enjoy Engine's hospitality ... Timmy(42) claims to be a Swedish cat today. No, make that sweetest. I think those snails might be imported ... Oh wow! Look who clawed the laptop away from mom! UBB(42) has arrived after escaping from enforced servitude. I say make a break for it now while you still can. You can stay in the cart barn. We won't tell! ... Last - LAST? is Bee Gee(50) trying on different roasting pans for that just-so holiday look.

Lots of great long drives today. Must be the weather. Get it? Must be the weather? Haha! Oh, I crack me up!

1st - Mimi, 63. We smelled that coming. *coff*
2nd - Engine, 58. You need to go shopping for Heinecat. Soon.
3rd - Ana, 55. Aw, nuts.

Into the cart barn goes Steve, with a less then enthusiastic assist from Tucker. Maybe you two can give each other fortune telling tips. Or fashion tips. Whatever.

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Now, to answer the question of the day:
NO! No Golf On Thanksgiving. NONE!
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11/25/2014 02:23.27 PM Report This Comment
11-24 recap
Unique talent day,huh. Well,I find it unique that we all golf so well for being cats,thats a talent! I see I took my 4 day hiatus,and you all managed to break CC1 again. Can't leave you alone for a minute!

Luvbug (40), our new morning commentator,gets here early to get a good seat for the unique talent show. Might want to move back a little.

Mallow (45)doesn't disappoint with her talent to annoy furiends and strangers equally,huh Mallow,huh,huh,huh!

I score a 54, not bad after hibernating for the weekend. My talent is not only tuning the tooter(say that 3 times fast),but doing it in sync and with style. Don't forget the style.

Mudcat (66) can't pick just ONE of her multiple talents. Pole dancing and high jumping JC purrhaps.

Engine's (61) talent is sprunging her spring,or springing her sprung. Whatever you did with it,we want Spring back. Her talent,devouring squirrel souffle,and making food disappear before your eyes.

Tuck and Dot's ( 59) talent is fortune telling. They see a deep freeze in the near future.

Timmy's (62) talent is apparently being only one of two able to access,and navigate CC1 this morning.

BG (62) how did it happen your the caboose today? That's BG's talent-being the best tail end. No,I didn't say you HAVE the best tail end. Ish....

Scores:

1st: BG,best tail end in the West with 28
2nd: Luvbug (40) Get a good show?
3rd: Mallow(45) yes,we still hear you...

Losers: Tropical Mudcat with 66 with her happy helper Engine with 61

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline weekends.

11/24/2014 01:04.54 PM Report This Comment
Late Sunday recap Monday morning! 11-24-14
Well, this will be short and sweet, since I still can't get onto CC to read ALL the scores, and only a few of you left them here today.

Luvbug(45), the always early bird, will buy nothing today but has plenty in the pantry ... Mimi(35) is ready to dig into the blind mice pie but asks that they remove their glasses. I guess she doesn't want them to see her as she sinks her teeth in. She has a problem with "no problem" too! See? You're welcome ... Tucker(41) is waiting to stuff his cranberries in Big Bird. You must have very interesting Thanksgivings at your house ... Bee Gee(37) ain't waiting for no big bird. She stuffs the mice AND the cranberries into the pie! Say thank you, everyone ... And Mallow(46) is chasing that one cranberry around on the floor. Is the nekked willow blushing?

Practice looked like this: Luvbug, 45 - Mimi, 35 - Tucker, 41 - Bee Gee, 37 - Mallow, 46. Nice to see a few warmer temps. I know Timmy and Sandy were here today, too, but their scores got stranded on CC1 so I have NO idea what they were! WHO is in charge at CC again? *grumble*

~~~~Toby~~~~
No Mother Goose here
Just a big fat turkey!

Amendments to preceding recap:
NOW I can add Timmy and Sandy's scores. Timmy logged in with a "feeling a little lost" 52, and Sandy turned in a warm and even 40. And I think that finally concludes one of the most long drawn out recaps in CC history! Thank you.
~T~

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

11/24/2014 10:19.00 AM Report This Comment
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