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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 2 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Timmy 8851
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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BOOM! Day.... Hate hate HATE those fireworks. You know, I'll bet there's more than one reason they call them FIRE woks. *snarl* I'll bet, for real, that we could fry an egg on the roof of mom's car later. She should try it, since it's too damn hot to fry any in the kitchen! Oh, Caesar salad. Mom had one of those last night! Isn't she trendy? Well, gonna be the hottest day of the week today (doesn't that just figure?) but we're starting out with a 67.

Bee Gee


07/04/2015 06:15.11 AM Report This Comment
wow did we ever hit the mother load...BBQ Ribs, fried sidewalk eggs , & caesar salad we make ours with catnip leaves, leaving a SUNNY ~66~ and heading for the Heinicat tap. Purrs, Tuck & Dot

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ # 247583, Maizy ~ #275657~Please vote Maggie #223639 COTM, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~ In Loving Memory of Shadow.

07/04/2015 06:14.54 AM Report This Comment
7.4 A Purrfect Holiday to You
This is just great! It has been raining and cool (58) since before we prodded the OL up. Should rain ALL day until evening just in time for the fireworks to fizzle out. Ground too wet.
We have it ALL... and A. mallow has the other side of ALL.
Yum, ribs...

Anyone interested: PD Budd has posted part 2 of his infinite 'furlip mewlow, detective" stories. It is on Catty Shack u=in the White Whiskers (scroll all the way down) OR go to 46883.

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Now Summer!, PD Budd, Roll 'n Rock it's Summer & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

07/04/2015 04:45.45 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
74 humid degrees. I'll pass on the Fireworks Festival. We do not like the noise. I still don't have email. Mom has been on hold with IT half the night. Lots of rain, so I'll be poaching an egg on the sidewalk. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

07/04/2015 03:31.25 AM Report This Comment
Oh no, it's still there!
I dunno which forecast I hate more, the Intellicast or the Weather Network. They both say we're in a sizzlin' fryin' pan but maybe Friday we get a break from it. Maybe. Come on Friday!

It's a 64 for 7 a.m. and we're goin' to bed early even if it IS cool out here in the livin' room because Mom can hardly keep her eyes open. FORE!! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Events~vote A Maggie & Ginger #223639 /July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly ~ Summertime!, Mojo Blackbear, Angel Mallow ♥ OJ, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Take Your Cat to Work Day.

07/03/2015 09:43.59 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Looking good everyone.

Independence Day (USA). A committee led by Thomas Jefferson crafted the The Declaration of Independence between June 11-28, 1776. Jefferson and other discontented representatives from the thirteen colonies, voted and approved it on July 4, 1776. The document declared freedom for the 13 colonies from British rule. Was not signed by all representatives until August 1776. Made official when John Hancock - President of the Continental Congress signed it.

Firecracker Day. Goes well with Independence day. Please use caution with Firecrackers and never have young children play with them - EVER. Also keep your pets inside your house when using them. Thank you.

Country Music Day. Time to listen to some country music. Have some Hank Williams Sr. and George Strait on tap.

Hillbilly Day. What a coincidence with Country Music day. Time to bring out Marty Stuart's "Hillbilly Rock" song.

Sidewalk Egg Frying Day. It's hot enough in some areas to try it. Not here though today (should have tried it a few days ago.)

Barbecued Spareribs Day. Oh nomnom. There's some on the buffet.

Caesar Salad Day. If you want some.

Hop A Park Day. Why not? We can have a BBQ and play golf at our park.

Independence From Meat Day. For our human friends to observe. Not us cats though.

Indivisible Day. Governor Jess Ventura has declared Independence Day to be Indivisible Day in the state of Minnesota. The holiday is in recognition of the necessity for the separation of church and state.

International Day of Cooperatives. Based as on the principle of cooperation, cooperatives help create new ethics and values in business and economics.

Low 59.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote A. Gin #223639 COTM.

07/03/2015 08:15.36 PM Report This Comment
7.3 Long Drive Furiday
Whoop-Dee-Doo We're Long Drivin' here again...

Public Service Announcement (have been asked to say) it's GT-t's 5th birthday. She's invited everycat to come on over & leave gifts - lots of them. No extra votes, please? She does not want to be COTD.
Her long drive is a very poor, cart barn type 45. But she refuses to give up the clubs to KUBB. He may get the caddy job to test his black wings.
LuvBug scores a mice 59 and collects all the plastic bag in the house for a trip to the Farmer's market.
It's also mirror admiration on the wall day. A. mallow's so enthralled with her reflection, from every angle that she nearly forgot to leave her 65 score. yeah! Okay! You look great.
And not to be outdone in the self-admiration department, Steve, slept in on his first day of vacation until heard his mirror calling to him, "Hey, Gorgeous! You want 60 cans of beans?" Just say, "NO", Steve, please?
Fantastic Food from mimi for N-Gin. She has 71 deep fried squirrel patties and the first of the season Rats breath Cider. N-Gin is still trying to get her secretary to straighten... good luck with that.
We missed you Tuck & Dot. Your 52 drive today is not as low as GT-t's but you sure need practice. Come by tomorrow and shag a few barbie heads.
Okay Bee Gee (68) Right. It Ain't So. NEXT week is Nudist Recreation Week. No problem since we're nekked anyway all the time. It's summer-- Heat Wave!! Remember?

Loser and Others:
Into the barn with you GT-t 45 celebrate being 5 there... alone
1st - mimi and N-Gin 71
2nd - Bee Gee 68 - Be Nude for the 4th
3rd - A. mallow 65, Of course those wings don't make your ass look fat.

With purrs from Furiday Commenter, PD Budd
Pass the cold Rats Breath jug, please?

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Now Summer!, PD Budd, Roll 'n Rock it's Summer & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

07/03/2015 02:52.34 PM Report This Comment
happy independence day!
janet's computer is at the shop and she has no idea when it'll be back as well. reporting in on temps ahead of time since this library branch will be closed the next 3 days. so janet's going to guess what it will be 58 july 3rd, 60 july 4th, and 62 july 5th. sandy

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

07/02/2015 12:14.23 PM Report This Comment
7-2 recap
Made in the USA,we were made in the U-S-A!!!!!!!!!! Hope Bruce S. doesnt mind a tiny altering of his lyrics,but we all are-made in the USA,except Mallow. She's a little Siberian and a little Canadian,but we still kind of love her. Hey Mallow,can you see Siberia from Canada??

Luvbug ( 60 ) wants to trade is muggly weather for rain. The UPS man won' t like it,but you have a deal!

I score a 59 and proudly show my "Made in the USA" label on the back of my neck. Do NOT remove that tag under penalty of law. I want to meet the tag removal police some day.

Mudcat ( 77 ) has a copilot today,she's helping Engine tote in the goodies along with her finely aged catnip liqueur with a screw top,and a born on date.

GTt ( 56 ) is accepting applications,and bribes for the caddy position. KUBB is the clear favorite to fill the post.

Next is BG and her all american 68. Tin foil hat or not Darn,the aliens gave up on reading your mind. Oh,the things they would learn!

Tuck and Dot ( 62 ) glad to have you back. They are never ones to miss out on a liqueur aged to purrfection (ok,so maybe it was brewed yesterday,sue me). The popped in to enjoy a good ol American pastime. No,not golf-drinking and talking about golfing.

1st GTt with 56
2nd Me with 59
3rd Luvbug with 60

Cart barn honors go to...........Mudcat with 77,and BG with 68

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun.

07/02/2015 10:09.38 AM Report This Comment
7/1/15 - It's Canada Day ...
and because it’s our national holiday & Big Bro Will is home and all that good stuff, we totally forgot it was Wednesday. There’s been a lot going on as you know, so this is going to be a short one & I’ll get it posted quick.

Luvbug is here first to tell us about something like 60 (=6) holidays today and this month. Steve is making me jealous with his tales of flooding, definitely don’t have that problem here! He brings us a 63 (=9) and Angel Mallow is a copycat with exactly the same 63 (=9).

Engine is here with 72 (=9) servings of Turtle Tracks and some Burmese Bourbon while Mimi tries to mail herself somewhere cool. Might take a few more than those 73 (=10) stamps you have there. Gracie T-t wants about 62 (=8) Burmese Bourbons to take her mind off those fireworks, and Tucker brings us a 63 (=9) and goes for the Burmese Bourbon too.

BeeGee has a 70 (=7) and dreading how much higher that number will be in a few hours. Ana is camped out in the library with the air conditioning and comes in with a 60 (=6).

The rankings are:
1st – Luvbug and Ana, both with 6
2nd – BeeGee with 7
3rd – Gracie T-t with 8

In last place comes Mimi with 10, while the other 4 golfers here today come in with the popular number 9. See you next garbage day!

Your Guest Common (twice-baked) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote A Maggie & Ginger #223639 /July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly ~ Summertime!, Mojo Blackbear, Angel Mallow ♥ OJ, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Take Your Cat to Work Day.

07/01/2015 06:54.03 PM Report This Comment
Leap Second Payback Day 6-30-15
AND the last day of the miserable month of June. Although by the look of the forecast, July ain't gonna be any better. AND I'll have another whole second of it to be miserable! Who steals these seconds anyway? And are they just randomly returned? Do we each get one? Anybody want mine?

Looks like Luvbug(64) is happy he doesn't live in Stovepipe. Well yeah, like who wants to live in a sooty old stovepipe? ... Seems Grumble Gurdy (aka Mallow-65) is going for a gripe record. I think this is day 3 and counting. Keep up the good work! ... Steve(63), you have nothing to worry about when it comes to fur frizz. Mom washed her hair late yesterday, with 62% humidity outside, and who knows WHAT in here! It'll be about August before she loses the frizz! So you're free to concentrate on what to do with that extra second of time on your paws.

Okay, we have one vote for nighttime golf from Mimi(73). Anyone second that? ... Engine(68) is experiencing a catastrophe, but only the crispy cricket kind. Two scoops of your salacious creations, please! ... GTt(55) might be needing a sleeping bag if her summer keeps getting any cooler! You have green tomatoes? All we have is plant ... Oh look! Bee Gee(73) has seconded Mimi's vote for night golf. She also wonders who keeps stealing those leap seconds?

Couple long drives, couple shorts drives, couple in between:
1st - Tie, our night golf enthusiasts, Mimi &Bee Gee, with 73s
2nd - Engine, 68. Pass me the juiced turtle tracks.
3rd - Mallow, just grinin' along with a 65.

And the LUCKY loser today is GTt. I will gladly let you win, all week, if you could send us that temperature!

Here's looking up
your sunshine!


06/30/2015 02:24.16 PM Report This Comment
6-29 recap
Say cheese! Never did understand that one,what if we don't like cheese? We're gonna feel the love,(whether you want to or not) with camera day, ANOTHER hug day,some mud wrastling thrown in, still my heart...feather boa day! Oh,almost forgot- we have another COTD winner -Ana! Bring on the goodies please.

Luvbug ( 57 ) brings out his iron of the golf kind,not of the waffle kind. Who has time to iron their waffles?

I score a chilling 53,and huddle in for the group hug warmth. Hey! Who pinched my bum???? 

Sandy (58) can see clearly now that she isn't joining in any group huggings,she has a COTD pawty to attend.

Mallow ( 68 ) is hallucinating again. Been hitting the Bourbon Blizzards again I see. Or i don't see,she's the one seeing things.

Engine is walking on the cold side of the tracks with a 59. The tuna tarts are agood warmer-upper.ALL the West coasters are looking forward to something warm to eat:) Kidding,you can't glare at me on hug day.

Mudcat scores a 64. No mud for this cat today,so she wallows in the group hug fun instead. 

GTt ( 58 ) is waiting for summertime, but it aint easy with her score. You can,however,make a killing with your mud bath booth.

BG ( 76 ) being weather oppressed,is becoming a little untouchable,imagine! The green,green grass of home is brown,brown for clear as mud day.

1st MEEEEEE!!!!! with 53
2nd Luvbug with 57
3rd GTt and Sandy with 58

BG 76,and Mallow 68. Gonna be a hot time in the ol cart barn tonight!

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun.

06/29/2015 11:38.06 AM Report This Comment
Dealer's choice 6-28-15
Coming down to the wire for June, and not a moment too soon! This month has totally sucked lemons!

Luvbug lays down his hand, 54=9. I'd say that's some pretty good insurance. Won't hear any complaining from him today! That's okay, Mallow Mouth takes up the complaint slack, hitting us with a 66, one digit away from the fiery pits of, well, you know. The angelic one sure likes playing on the edge. No more griping Mallow, save some for Bee Gee's turn!

The Angels don't have much to offer today, just rain and a 58, which ain't good for nuthin' in 9-Lives. Mimi is in the Gone-ta-pott spirit today, complaining not only about her hand, 74, but Paul Bunyan & Babe, pooper scoops, and dirty greens! You tell 'em Mudcat!

Uh oh. Don't look now but our illustrious *coff* dealer is showing Bee Gee her hand, 53, from under the latrine door. She's dealing from the slammer! No wonder she's got a loser today, she had to play it legit! No help from her thumbs this time. And finally the grump herself, Bee Gee. She's gone-ta-pott all over! Don't worry, she's cleaning it up. She's in grumpy heaven with all the things to complain about - heat, humidity, little snot balls in the tapioca, the list goes on. Sadly for her, that hand of hers, 75, is another of today's many losers.

So, for maybe the first time in White Whisker history, we have only one winner, Luvbug. You just rake in that pot, no elbows or claws to contend with for once. But since you're such a big winner, I'm sure you won't mind standing a few bourbon blizzards for the crew. I know WE can all sure use one!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
11:25 a.m. and 95 degrees
Heading for a new record of 112!


06/28/2015 11:22.28 AM Report This Comment
Short recap for a sultry day 6-27-15
Looks like the heat is keeping some of you off the links and in the club house. You are the smart ones!

Luvbug(53/8) has passed out cheap sunglasses and declared this Cool Cat Day! ... Angel Mallow(64/10) is being a real trooper, pulling double duty watching over her family during hot hard times. Brava! ... Oh look! Mudcat(73/10) has decided to be 'cool cat' under an umbrella with her rubber ducky!

Well just fine. GTt(53/8) says she has no need for sunglasses either today. She's into doing jumping jacks trying to snare a blue jay. You go girl! ... Bee Gee(68/14) is in her sunglasses with orange blossoms in her fur. But don't worry, she's not little miss sunshine. She's not giving a THING to her neighbors! he IS setting up a round for the house though. Let's hear it for the golf bully! ... And Sandy(56/11) slides in with a late entry with freezing crashing chrome. Wow, I hope you weren't driving one of the golf carts!

We have clear winners and losers today for a change. A tie for 1st as Luvbug & GTt exchange sunglasses. Another tie, this for 2nd, as Mallow & Mimi are both looking like a '10'. And 3rd goes to Sandy all by herself. I hope you didn't end up in traction with all that crashing. I wouldn't mind doing a little freezing right now though.

And all by her lonesome in the cart barn is Bee Gee with an awful 14. Hope your flapping bats keep you cool!

We are at exactly 100 degrees
~~right now, and rising


06/27/2015 01:18.15 PM Report This Comment
6.26 Long Driving all the Way
First of all-- very deepest sympathy to A. mallow, mojo, mike, Evie for the unexpected and sudden loss of their Dad. So very sorry, dear furiends
There may be more info. on the #46883 page

Thanks to Luvbug (56) for handing out A. Kuce's COTD gift bags to us.
Funny thing about A. mallow and Bee Gee. They scored a reasonable 64 each then demanded an Ice Cube Day to cool off. In fact, BeeGee wanted a car-sized version. And yet, Ana has 62 and thinks it is wonderful No telling what kitties think are good things.
Steve knows what is good! Chocolate Pudding Day and plenty of it. He's taking his canoe out for a spin with 63 bowls of the pudding inside-- keep dry or eat fast today.
Hot & Humid Engine with a 75 was wearing her tankini-- where do you put those 4 bellies, N-Gin? She brought a VERY light menu of mosquitoes & moths. Hey, we're not all hot & humid, Engine.
Well, mimi starting the day with 72 loved the light repast... and loves Engine too. Oh, you Southern Girls!!
GT-t complained about hauling her own golf bag. The mre 56 will put her in the cart barn. Just see how she likes that! Forgiveness Day and she asked mine for scarfing up my 2nd breakfast of turkey & giblets in mice gravy, too. Little sneak.
In honor of Take a Child and a Dog to Work Day BeeGee offered to hold a raffle of both. Could be a fundraiser for Catty Shack.
1st- N-gin 75 and buying the first round
2nd - mimi 72 and buying the next round
3rd - chronic complainers mallow and BG 64 (buy the 3rd)
Cart Barn LuvBg and Gt-t with 56
Tucker & Dot are missing today. the Vet is coming to their home to help Shadow make the trip out or up to his spot on the Rainbow Bridge.
Our deepest regrets to both Teresa and Lynn at this time of loss.
Humbly submitted by non-golfer, PD Budd

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Now Summer!, PD Budd, Roll 'n Rock it's Summer & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

06/26/2015 01:07.14 PM Report This Comment
6-25 recap
First,a BIG congrats to AQ Kuce on her COTD!!!! We'll have a little Beatlemania on the course with some Strawberry Fields Forever parfait thrown in, and we can travel The Long and Winding Road to the log cabin pawty shack. OK- a Beatles song for all,I think I can do it. 

Luvbug ( 55 ) says There's a Place for us all to Come Together for a pawty on the 16th hole. And we're just finding out now? 

Mallow ( 62 ) see's the fire in the sky,warning us all "Here Comes The Sun". Run For Your Life!

I score a 60,and with a Little Help From My Friends,the chipmunk choir,we will serenade you from hole to hole. All Together Now.

Ana is Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry on her 62. Ouch.

Engine ( 74 ) yells "Come And Get It" for her ground gizzards and purple parrots. I Got A Feeling we'll all be in Misery later.

Mudcat ( 72 ) is Searchin' for Something along the lines of catfish and chippies for dining pleasure. She'll be Glad All Over.

GTt ( 53 ) loves us Yeah,Yeah,Yeah. Ain't She Sweet. Do You Wanna Know A Secret? She warns us its take your cat to work day-beware of the carrier.

Tuck&Dot (59) had a Hard Days Night listening to the Blackbird,and chippies sing Good Day Sunshine. He's headed for the Cat Daniels,and I've Got A Feeling he'll Feel Fine soon

And..... the March of the Meanies begins when BG ( 60) arrives. To Know Her Is To Love Her.She's Crying,Waiting,Hoping for the Rain to arrive Across the Universe.

1st GTt 53
2nd Luvbug 55
3rd Tuck &Dot 59

Losers:I Dont Want to Spoil The Pawty,but Engine 74,and Mudcat 72

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun.

06/25/2015 09:20.57 AM Report This Comment
6/24/15 - Swim a Lap in Your Neighbour's BBQ Day?
Your Humble Common ‘Tater arrives on the scene today to find Luvbug wearing a pink tutu and picking up elephants … OHHH, picking up the pink tutus the elephants WORE yesterday! Now I see. 54 (=9) of them, it looks like. Mallow shoots a 58 (=13) and that’s not her lucky number as she heads toward a week of burning torment. I TOLD her not to use her halo as a hula hoop but did she listen? NOO she did not …

Steve is a copycat today, he invites 58 (=13) of us to his neighbours BBQ. Let’s see if it’s HIS lucky number! Haley is ready to celebrate Swim a Lap day. I mean Water Sports Day by swimming 62 (=8) laps, and Gracie T-t gets us back on the copycat bandwagon with 58 (=13) and some help from her Furry Godmother. Gee, I thought I was the only kitty with one of those! Mimi arrives just ahead of the backhoe & dumptrucks that are coming to pick up the elephant leavings that Luvbug won’t touch ~ if you get my drift. With 75 (=12) elephants to pick up after, they’ll be busy for a while!

Engine brings us 74 (=11) and the answer to the question, what IS Steve’s neighbour cooking on the BBQ: Filets of Finch and Poached Porcupine, anyone? Tuck is all for getting to know the neighbours (and their food) and he brings along 61 (=7) of his nearest and dearest. BeeGee is proud of her 65 (=11) kinds of common sense and opts to Swim a Lap on her pool floatie. No arguments here!

The results are:
1st – Tucker with a neighbourly 7
2nd – Haley with a slightly damp 8
3rd – Luvbug with 9 fairies flying around him

And as for Mallow, Steve and Gracie T-t, their lucky numbers land them a trip to the cart barn this fine day. They can’t get into much trouble there, can they? Not on Garbage Day!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote A Maggie & Ginger #223639 /July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly ~ Summertime!, Mojo Blackbear, Angel Mallow ♥ OJ, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Take Your Cat to Work Day.

06/24/2015 03:31.49 PM Report This Comment
Well tickle me pink! 6-23-15
And spin me til I'm dizzy! Y'all almost didn't get a recap today, mom totally forgot! Bad mom! But here I am to save the day! *smirk*

Sounds like Luvbug(54) would have been okay without a recap. He's ready to let it go! ... Mallow(55) is humming a little let it go herself as she paws through the rack of pleasantly pink pedal ushers at Wally World. Her public service seems to involve buying ALL of them and throwing them into the burning pits of, well, you know. :-)

While Steve(72) is out cavorting in his pink tutu and helping elderly gophers across the greens, the Angels(64) are out riding the waves in their bloomers. Oh, boomers. Never mind ... Engine(73) and the Turtle Tram has outdone herself for Pink Day, with an all-pink parade of purged pigeons, peacock pawstries, and possum porter! ... Aw, Mimi(79) did her golf community a service by slurping up all the possum porter. Now she's the only one accompanied by pink elephants on the fairway.

GTt(71) has an interesting observation. Yesterday was stupid guy thing, but today must be girl thing, since it's all about pink ... Tucker(75) seems to have a bad case of bed head today. Or the raindrop frizzies ... And Bee Gee(63) is just full of public service today, smashing pecan sandies left and right, and warning that a tickle fest might result in unexpected leakage. Nice.

Long drive line-up looks like:
1st - Mimi, no contest, she and her pink elephants nailed it with that 79.
2nd - Tucker places with 75, dancing through the raindrops.
3rd - Engine and the Pinkolator with a smooth 73.

And who gets to go hug the still? That would be Luvbug & Mallow, in the 50s. Ah, I remember the 50s. Shoowop doowop.

Mimi, please remember to clean
up after your elephants! :-)


06/23/2015 03:26.06 PM Report This Comment
6-22 recap
Big pawty day at the CS (aren't they all ) - happy adpoty day to angels Kuce and Sphinx. Lets see what stupid guy things we can do for the pawty. Lampshades worn on the head is SO last year. 

Luvbug ( 52 ) makes this pawty day possible with his angels furblings. We thank you for that.

Mallow ( 58 ) is busy making a putt-putt course with onion rings and éclairs-what a combo. We can eat the evidence! 

I score a 72,and swinging my hips with an onion ring hula hoop. Hips don't fail me now. 

Engine ( 73 ) has the rodent mobile in high gear to get the possum pitas here while their steaming fresh.Who am I kidding, the fermented fishfizz is about to blow.

Ana (70) is teasing us with promises of a watery fun day. Been so much rain,thats every day.

Mudcat ( 81) invited JC to show and tell us all his stupid guy things. The male species,so misunderstood.

GTt rolls her onion rings down the fairway to score a 63. Interesting point...Father's Day is before stupid guy thing day. Anyone here a father?Anyone? No? Guess us guys were smart about one thing.

Tuck and Dot ( 71) declare the eclair is the food of the day. And Tuck knows ALL about food :) 

BG ( 56) is onto all of us males! The root of all evil starts with "hey,watch THIS". Its in our genes,right along with selective hearing.

1st Luvbug 52
2nd BG 56
3rd Mallow with 58

Losers: Mudcat with 81 and Engine with 73

XOXO ~ S ~

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06/22/2015 09:54.10 AM Report This Comment
What a PARTY! 6-21-15
Father's Day, Summer Solstice, Mallow's crossing, and Summer's adopty! Talk about the stars aligning! And as if that weren't enough, it's Handshake Day too! Let's see how all your 'hands' shook out for today.

Luvbug didn't do too badly with a 54=9. We're off to a promising start. Looks like Mallow will be shaking her hand of 56 into the trash bin. On the bright side, she brought a few Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey mallows for appetizers. Ouch.

Mimi is doing her happy dance. She learned it from Bee Gee yesterday. *snicker* She's in the $$ with that 79-7=9. She's also confusing us with her "Happy Father's day, mom" greeting cards. Oh, the angels have another throw-away 60=6 but does that stop them from having a summer/father's day cookout? Heck NO! Tucker has the purrfect Father's day gift for all those dads: a hairball-free shoe. He's holding onto his 69-6=9 too. He'll be in the final scramble for the pot later.

Bee Gee says her hand is peachy without the cream, please. A 63=9 for the golf bully, and she does her dance of the summer solstice. No clogs. Amazing. GTt is turning in PD's hand for him today, claiming a double 9 with 59 degrees and 89% humidity. Yikes! You could swim in that! No wonder PD is feeling all anti-humanist today. GTt wants to know if there is a Humanist Day cake?

So, plenty of furs going after the pot this fine hot humid summer solstice. Let's see, who ISN'T involved in the melee? Looks like Mallow is being ladylike today. *snort* And And the angels are behaving angelically. Everybody else is swinging and swearing for their share of the loot. *sigh*

Who wants cake and ice cream? Nobody? Okay, who wants Catty Shack 'Shine and pizza? Aha, I thought that would get your attentions! On to party alley. Starting with the summer solstice celebration, moving on to the Mallow-versary, and finishing up with the Summer-time blues fest. WHAT A PARTY!

~~~Hot Rod~~~~
We are gonna be SO
messed up tomorrow!


06/21/2015 01:54.59 PM Report This Comment
Another sad day for Catty Shack 6-20-15
Of course, Fang, you are very welcome to stay on as a catty for Luvbug! That's all up to you guys. I'll let you sort that out. Whatever you decide is A-okay with all of us! Right gang? RIGHT! Hugs of condolence are passed out to Luvbug and his mom.

And Luvbug troopers on with an early morning 56/11 to get the ball rolling. Get it? Must have dropped one of those ones he was juggling ... Mallow(53/8) checks in with two cents. Wait a minute. Are those Canadian pennies? Those might just be worth something. Someday, a hundred years from now. :-)

Looks (and sounds!) like Mimi(77/14) is in competition with Mallow for the hollerin' contest. And J.C. says when he goes boots up WindSong can catty for Mimi. He'd rather explore Rainbow Bridge ... Oh lordy, GTt! You're already worrying about snow? Not much time left? You have really short summers up there? Apparently only 54(or 9!) days worth. You got ripped off!

Tucker(65/11) sounds like he's in the mood for a beach ball tournament - as long as no one mistakes HIM for the ball! Haha! ... Bee Gee(55/10) is clearing her throat and giving us all a sample of that hollerin' she does in the middle of the night for no reason. As if I needed a sample. *groan* ... And Haley(54/9) has carefully cleared an area for the beach ball tournament. Special Saturday sports day?

Not many LOW putt scores, but hey, it IS summer.
1st - Mallow, 8 ain't bad!
2nd - Tie, GTt & Haley, 9. Summer's going fast!
3rd - Bee Gee, scores a 10 in the hollerin' contest!

And in the cart barn position today is Mimi. She does a mean howl herself! See if you can scare the bats out of the rafters. Bee Gee and her bright A/C ideas. Good grief!

A moment of silence for
another fallen Catty Shacker


06/20/2015 02:24.00 PM Report This Comment
6.19 FLIP flops and Oreos long Drive Day
We had to eat oreos today because Engine did not show up with the grub(s) Actually, she hasn't cooked those yet and let's not give her any ideas.
Oreos are LugBg's favorite and she ate them all ... except those she left on the buffet for us. She left her 53 score too.
We can keep up with the Fang Vet reports on the #46883

Tied for the "Miss Creativity Award" today are A. Mallow & Darn BeeGee.
What things a cat can do with a pair of flip flops!! Mallow (55) got cleats put on her flip flops. They didn't seem to help her score, but her walk back to the Cart Barn won't be slippery. Bee Gee, was ready to eat 50 chocolate chip cookies (not oreos) while dancing in her flip flop clogs. Watch out behind her as she flips those flops.. She's off to the Cart Barn -- enjoy your awards, girls.
Steve is doing double duty today since Tuck's internet is out with the storms. They both scored 68. Of course, Tucker went right for the oreos! Steve flipped out about flip flops. (Oh, another FF!!). And just in case you wonder, yes, he does wear a thong on his booty not his footy. (Is the too much info?)
Happy Haley with a 70 is enjoying summer golf, has no complaints Not like the Mudcat, alas. A miserable winning score of 77 to start her humid day. And her protest that eating oreos is cannibalistic since they are like tuxedo cats, of which she is one. Having a touch of heat stroke Mimii?
GT-t dances in her mew flips flops declaring she has a purrfect score of 66.6. Not the first place, nor second or even third, but okay.

Let's shake out the crumbs and see what happened:
1st- complaining Mudacat Mimi with 77
(Pause with JC for a prayer for a fellow catty, Fang, the Drooler)
3rd - tied Steve and Tuck -- 68
2nd - Haley with 70
Respectfully submitted by PD Budd, non-golfer and newly appointed house grump. Sorry those two scores are out of place but that's the best I can do; so stuff it)

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06/19/2015 04:31.34 PM Report This Comment
6-18 recap
Great day for a picnic,who gots the grub,and the ants? Don't forget the ants. We're all gonna pull together with some get well wishes for Fang before we overindulge,and the main thing,drink martinis. Bet you thought I was gonna say play golf,huh! We can do a little fishing,a little panicking,a little splurging,and as little as possible.

First in,and rushing thru (rightfully so) is Luvbug and his mighty 55. Give the boy a dry one. Shaken,not stirred.

Mallow ( 55 ) rushes in (I thought only fools did that) to work her,little angel magic for Fang's recovery.Panic,picnic,whats a few rearranged letters. Sounds the same, sort of.

Sandy ( 60 ) brought the dry for the martinis today .

I score a 66. One mere 6 away from all evil. I'll take a dump......of the pump and walk to the wiener wagon.

Engine ( 73 ) on the cutting edge of picnic cuisine packs our little lunches with tossed toad,and a side of birds eyes in starfish stock. Hmmmmm....its a challenge to eat something thats looking at you.

GTt ( 58 ) improves her new golf skills daily,as long as its summer which conveniently starts this weekend.

Tuck and Dot ( 66 ) wakes up their foggy secretary with a sushi martini. Yep,that'll do it!

Mudcat has the prayer chain going for Fang with 73 prayers. Thats more like a conga line,we'll all join in for.

BG ( 62) skips the panic for the food (of course), fishing and fun.3 "f's" - cant go wrong with that!

1st twinsies! Luvbug and Mallow with 55
2nd GTt 58
3rd Sandy 60

Losers: Mudcat and Engine with 73,and Tuck,Dot and I with 66. Whats with all the duplicates!


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06/18/2015 12:52.48 PM Report This Comment
6/17/15 - Eat Your Veggies in a Mud Wallow
.. or something like that anyway. OHHH, that was Mud Pack Day. And Eat Your Veggies Day! Sorry, Luvbug, I’ll write that 55 (=10) times on the chalkboard in the clubhouse to make sure I remember.

But it’s too late, here comes Mallow all excited about the mud wallow. She has 54 (=9) mud balls in her paw and she’s not afraid to use them! Steve can restock her ammunition, he reports lots of rain, which means lots of mud. 56 (=11) for the Orange One today.

Engine tries to distract us with 72 (=9) Ratty Ribeyes (with veggies?) and I think it’s working. More squirreltinis, please. Mimi reports on the flea-killing benefits of the mud pack, she counts 78 (=15) of the little monsters dispatched so far. Gracie T-t brings a 64 (=10) but takes a pass on the veggies, declaring her dish to be a Veggie Free Zone. Free Veggies?! Tuck is here on the run, but he wants to donate instead of partake. 54 (=9) bushels of squash and everyone is on the run!

Golf Bully to the rescue! BeeGee proves that there really IS a reason we keep her around, by informing us that potatoes can be made into potato chips, ergo potato chips are vegetables. Fill up the bowls, please, I think we’ll be needing 60 (=6) of them. And, following that logic of course, we will also take some onion dip, and corn chips with guacamole. Mmm! Veggies are GOOD! And Ana has been eating her veggies too, notably her spinach as once again she has the energy to be up & around in the early hours, setting up sports day. A 60 (=6) for her as well.

1st place – goes to the Veggie Twins, BeeGee and Ana, both with 6
2nd – Mallow, Engine and Tucker all bring home a 9
3rd – Luvbug and Gracie T-t with 10

And lugging the vegetable peels out to the recycling today is Mimi, she of the 15. Remember back when that could be your score on NON-putting day?! No, I don’t want to remember that either.

Your Guest Common ‘Tater (chip), Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote A Maggie & Ginger #223639 /July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly ~ Summertime!, Mojo Blackbear, Angel Mallow ♥ OJ, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Take Your Cat to Work Day.

06/17/2015 01:44.57 PM Report This Comment
Go Naked Day! 6-16-15
Well, if your name is Steve(70) that is. *snicker* Of course he's staging a one-cat protest against the orange-o-phobes in the audience ... Now Luvbug(52) is cheating on Veggie Day, telling us grass counts. Catgrass that is. Uh huh. Who wants a grass salad? "Oh, me me me!" said no one ever! ... Mallow(56) gave a moment's thought to joining Steve's pro-orange protest, but reconsidered when she realized what Steve might "bare" in protest! *shudder*

Mimi(78) gives thoughtful thanks that at least No Orange Day isn't on Halloween. Imagine all those pumpkins shimmying out of their skins. Eek! ... Engine(70) must have sent her score out by carrier pigeon, cuz she ain't got no connectivity at home! Didn't stop her from zooming over to see what she could hustle from the Boys buffet! ... Aw jeepers, GTt(67)! It's too early for 20-questions! What is FF? My guess is Fancy Feast! Oh wait - Foot Fetish! Oh no, I got it now! FREE FOOD! YES!! Wait a minute. Flash flood? No, really bad answer Gracie. *tsk*

Tuck & Dot(71) arrive with soggy bottoms all around. Even orange clothes wouldn't have helped ... Bee Gee(56) is having mixed feelings about a nekkid Steve on the loose. She might have to take off a couple socks herself, and she's not happy about bare footin' through the tulips o' fudge! ... The Angels(60) are flying low through the boomers carrying a lightening rod. Do not try to putt with that thing!

Who's leading on the Catty Shack Open leader board?
1st - Mimi, with a warning about Ol' Toothy spitting 78 cherry pits.
2nd - Looks like Tucker, with 71 ways to avoid the fudge!
3rd - And Engine with her 70 "leftover" pockets.

Into the cart barn goes Luvbug with her lovely co-assistants Mallow & Bee Gee. Oh lordy, there's a pair to draw to!

Y'all c'mon over fer the party!
We're all gonna get drunk and do the wave!


06/16/2015 02:09.42 PM Report This Comment
6-15 recap
Be one with nature,whats that supposed to mean? I,for one am all about the photography part . It goes well with smile power day,and giving day. Can nature smile? Looks more like a grimmace to me. All this goodie,goodie and giving stuff cannot be good for us,lets see what we can stir up.

Luvbug ( 52 ) is telling everyone to go fly a kite,in a gentle way,of course. And with a smile!

Mallow ( 58 ) is racing with the tapeworms. More interesting than horses I suppose. We can start a betting pool! Whats Mallows odds?

I score 68. Just to reiterate my proir statement,I'm all kinds of down to be the receiver for giving day. Go deep!

The Angels ( 67 ) are giving away their rain and humidity. Any takers?

Engine ( 73 ) gives til it hurts ( literally) with creamed crab and BG's fav- SHUT Down Shacker pale ale- guarenteed to set your fur on fire. It isn't the fur we're worried about. *burp*

Mudcat ( 75 ) is also in the giving mood-giving a hard time to JC. Giving is highly over-rated. Generosity killed the cat I hear,stay far away from that.

Tuck and Dot amble to the food cart-racing the tapeworms before all the goodies are gone. Ham that he is,Tuck has about 70 selfies for smile day.

GTt ( 69 ) is a heavy breather today with the hot air. Hmmmmm......THATS who those phone calls were from.

BG ( 54) is giving what we ain't taking-guff. The golf bully is in full shed mode. Cat hair goes well with everything.

1st Luvbug with 52
2nd BG with 54
3rd Mallow with 58

Losers: Mudcat with 75,and Engine with 73

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun.

06/15/2015 08:07.29 AM Report This Comment
Rompin' Stompin' Butterfly Bompin'! 6-14-15
No takers? Okay, how about we call us some pigs? Soooo-ee! Pig pig pig! Oh look! Here comes one now! Kind of a funny fuzzy lookin' little white piglet. Oh wait, it just our Pig. Be sure Luvbug doesn't toss you out to Ol' Toothy! Apparently she's feeling generous with that 53=8 hand of hers. Mallow is planning a busy day, since she isn't into the card game much. She tosses her 55=10, grabs some bourbonberry shortcake, and goes out to call Pig. Yes, I think fly catching is close enough to the spirit of the Butterfly Picnic. Mojo can be in charge of fly swatting.

Ana is just here to remind us of the sleepover Tuesday night, since her 60=6 is a total trash hand. Mimi is not impressed, nor amewsed, by Gracie's dealing skills. Have you ever had a winner yet? Maybe, maybe not, but definitely not today. Her 76 has her tipping back bourbon shots til pigs butter-fly!

PD is a little embarrassed about GTt rushing ahead with Flag Day a day or two early. It's okay. Nobody around here knows what's going on anyway. You could tell us next Sunday is Father's Day and we'd believe you! So, you think we're gonna let you win twice with that 54.9? One win per customer, bub! And Bee Gee is bragging about her great hunting safari in the kitchen last night where she bagged a centipede! I think that beats your fly, Mojo. Sorry. And as if that's not enough, Darn is also brandishing a winning hand. 59-5=9. Creative math. No one but us shackers would understand!

So it looks like PD will have to go whisker a whisker with The Healthy One for the pot. Everybody else, line up for a double shot of bourbonberry shortcake do dampen your disappointment of not being able to dip your paws into the pot this week.

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Celebrating with the Girls
for Grabby's 4th birthday!


06/14/2015 12:30.30 PM Report This Comment
Kitchen Klutz Day? 6-13-15
Well then, maybe we should just skip the lobster races today. Save that for, say, Mess Hall Mensa Day. As if.

Luvbug(58/13) has decided to skip the knife juggling competition on Kitchen Klutz day. Good plan ... Mallow(53/8) remembered the Barbie heads for Doll Day. Bet Barbie feels so special ... GTt(59/14) is still trying to figure out how to parlay her '9' scores over to Sunday's card game. In the meantime a Gin Fizz will help ease the pain.

Mimi(76/13) can NOT imagine how life could get any better! Lobsters curled up with gin & tonics on her pillow! No wait, not quite right ... Now Dot & Tucker(67/13) are dragging in some fog & rain. Sounds like a new kind of overcoat. "Next up on the catwalk we have Lobster Claw in a smashing Fog & Rain camel hair long coat" ... Bee Gee(61/7) has decided that gin goes well with card games. Especially of the rummy variety ... And Sandy(72/9) swam over without benefit of a pool today. That humid, huh?

So who had the best Barbie putt?
1st - Bee Gee and her gin rummy, 7.
2nd - Mallow and the magic flying Barbie, 8.
3rd - Sandy, late but not TOO late, 9.

Lots of awful high scores today. You guys should have hit those yesterday for long drive Friday. One big high of 14 for Miss Toes of the Thumbs, and everybody else can just jam on down to the cart barn with their 13s. Assisting with the still today will be Luvbug, Mimi, and Tucker. Gonna be tight in there today, hope you all used your Right Guard!

Raise your paw if you're Sure!


06/13/2015 02:27.41 PM Report This Comment
6-12 Long Drive Flag Day & Red Roses & PB Cookies
Get your nets out for the opening of Tadpole Season. Lots happening today. Especially hot weather golf ...

Luvbg, hunny, here's some free advice: on LD Furiday report your actual 7 a.m. score. That 57 is pathetic and puts you into the Cart Barn every Furiday. Just some advice...
Although A. mallow, a cool poet, scored 53 today she's happy to see the weather getting better.
Steve (68) loves today's red roses and orders a full neck wreath like the one he saw at the horse races. You sure you got big enough neck for this thing? Here, try it on... oh-oh neck strain.
mimi (74) what a way to meet the day. Tipping that vase of red roses over while tadpoles are in the water is really creative. Happy hunting. Ana (62) went directly into the sauna.
Thanks N-Gin for speeding here (70) to bring the great snacks of minced mice and diced dragons. The red hot dragon brew is optional. Tuck & Dot (66) scarf up pawsful of p & b cookies to take down to the pond. Careful!
BeeGee (62) caught her limit of tadpoles today while GT-t (62) marches around carrying her colonial flag 13 stars and 13 stripes. She informs us it was made by a striped cat named Star for her owner B. Ross. Cats can do anything.
1st place-- mimi & JC 74 red roses to you
2nd place - Engine 70 licked clean platters
3rd place - Steve, that's right! 68 tadpoles for you...
The Cart Barners are LuvBug and mallow. get them polished, please?

Weekend is ON!!
PD Budd

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06/12/2015 04:53.13 PM Report This Comment
6-11 recap
Jerk day-wasn't that a movie,or do they mean for us to rub dry rub all over ourselves and fry in the sun? They couldn' t possibly mean us acting like a jerk. Gonna be another hottie of a day at the CS. Last one in the cool Hazards is a rotten .....something.

Luvbug ( 58 ) funny you mention a stampede to the bathroom, and corn on the cob day together.How DOES it come out looking the same as going in?

Mallow ( 57 ) is being a jerk in the Angel code of ethics? Sometimes you gotta make your own rules,and then break them.

I score a 75,and warm up the paws for the great butterfly stomp-a-thon. Its a hard job being jerk,but someone has to do it.

Mudcat ( 74 ) takes us back to nature (WAY back) with corn cobs in the restrooms-ouch.

Engine ( 69 ) thumbed a ride ( do we even have thumbs?) with Mudcat today. Thru rain,sleet,snow and heat,she brings us rack of rat to eat.

Sandy breezes in from the ocean with a nice 70 with Southern good manners.

Tuckster and Dotster inconspicuously romp to the litter box after inhaling 71 ears of corn. Oopsie.

BG ( 67 ) putts a butterfly with her corn cob club,apropriate for jerk day.

GTt ( 65 ) brings the hankies for us to remember our departed furiends. A toast to KAUBB ,several in fact.

Scores: 1st: Mallow 57
2nd: Luvbug 58
3rd: GTt with 65

Losers: ME with 75,and Mudcat close behind with 74. Might want to stand further behind.


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06/11/2015 11:17.29 AM Report This Comment
6/10/15 - MOOO! It's Black Cow Day!
And even more important, your humble Common ‘Tater has chased away the roofers and protected the homestead from invasion by those pesky human roof termites. Why, I’ll bet they even make a movie about my bravery!

But enough about me, on to golf. LuvBug gives us a choice of 58 (=13) fluid-based holidays today, from Ballpoint Pen Day, through Iced Tea Day all the way on to Black Cow Day (which is another name for a root beer float) Now don’t everyone stampede at once! To the bathroom, that is (snicker). That means you too, Mallow … but she doesn’t hear as she whooshes to the facilities in a gray blur. Fluid overload from those 57 (=12) Black Cows.

Steve brings a 63 (=9) and prefers to change things up by taking his iced tea of the Long Island variety. Mimi as well is getting creative, taking her Black Cow in the form of a 72 (=9) ounce rare steak. Meanwhile, Haley arrives to hustle our lazy behinds on to water sports day. What’s wrong with you felines, the sun has been up for a whole 60 (=6) minutes already! Gracie T-t is also a fan of iced tea of the Long Island variety, and she takes a number in the line for the facilities. Number 53 (=8). You might want to slow down on those, just a bit.

Have no fear, Engine is here! Sustenance has arrived! She supplements our fluid-fest with 68 (=14) orders of Fluffed and Fried Foxtails and the ever popular Pigeon Pinwheels. Great with Tequila, I hear. And last but not least, Bee Gee goes where Angels fear to tread and demands that her Mom bring her 65 (=11) Black Cows right this very minute. Um, you’d better make sure your Mom is clear on the concept of that being a root beer float, otherwise … oh no! Stampede!!

And once we gather the golfers back together, we have the scores:
1st – Haley with 6
2nd – Gracie T-t with 8
3rd – Steve and Mimi, tied with 9

And the job of cleaning up after all those Black Cows goes to Engine. You might need 14 shovels for that job! Now, on to the Kitty Fair for me,
Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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06/10/2015 03:30.29 PM Report This Comment
Well, let's see here.... 6-9-15
I hope I can reconstruct the crime after mom erased most of the evidence. We DO blame that on the erratic workings (?) of the CC delete button.

Luvbug(52) checks in with not much happening today. Good! When it's heading into the 100s we don't NEED much happening! ... Mallow(59) feels like dipping into some strawberry rhubarb pie. If it's still frozen, I'm game! ... Of course Steve(64) likes to be the little hottie in the group. I'm sure we'd all gladly send you our hots!

The Angels(66) are going with the Muggy Buggy Breakdown. Must be a variation on the Hoola In Da Coola For Da Moola! ... Engine is in a big hurry to make it down Rodent Road in the Ratty Roadster. She gets stopped for going 66 in a tow away zone! I think she got away with a warning after slipping the deputy a cup of Cream of Catnip sauce ... Sinewy Polecat Mimi(70) is doing a bit of the humid hula today with the humble hoop. Too damp to hold on to your pole, huh?

GTt(63) is watching the squirrels go round and round as they attempt to hula out of the gruel-a ... Tucker(63) is having nothing to do with the hula. Not even the hoop part? How about a little grass skirt? ... Bee Gee(68) is shoving her very own block of ice into the coola for the hula. I doubt she even cares if there's any moola involved! Okay, maybe just a little.

Lots of hot ones coming up later, but who has the hot start today?
1st - Mimi and her humid hula hop, 70.
2nd - Bee Gee in the coola with her customized block of ice, 68.
3rd - Tie, Engine & the Angels (sounds like a rock group) with their 66s.

And the loser today gets to go sit by the still and wait for that delightful concoction. I hope it's tequila today. I feel like a frozen margarita! See what you can do, Luvbug!

I'll be in the coola
making shaved ice!


06/09/2015 12:25.08 PM Report This Comment
6-8 recap
The start of pet appreciation WEEK. Who they callin a "pet",we are family! Best furiend day,name your poison day (I think I'll call mine Bud- Budweiser), upsy daisy day,and Donald THE Duck day.

Luvbug ( 52) names his poison "ice cream". Odd name,but could be worse. 

Mallow tees up from the roof to score a 59. Angel privilidges.

I score a 75. Thats right- the lovely days of summer are here,where the only bottom I want to see is the bottom of my beer mug.

Sandy scores a nice southerly 60. At least its nice.

Engine ( 70 ) is clearing out the liquor inventory and brings us possum
pizza and Everrything But The Sandbox drinks. At least it's not the litter box. 

GTt ( 60 ) rainy days and Mondays don't get her down- not with the kegolator filled to the brim.

Mudcat ( 65 ) Awwww....... she called us her best buddies! Caught ya caring. I KNEW she didn't just come here for the bad golf,and good food.

Tuck and Dot,part of the fab "hot in Ohio" team matches my score of 75.

BG ( 67 ) suck up that she is, nominates her mom as her best furiend. Does that go both ways?

1st: Luvbug with 52
2nd : Mallow with 59
3rd : tie of Sandy and GTt with 60

Losers: Tuck and Dot and me with 75. Say it isn't so!!

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun.

06/08/2015 10:54.22 AM Report This Comment
June Bug Day! 6-7-15
Just don't throw any leggy beasts into the pot. Or slimy ones either. That slug slime is really hard to get off cards.

Seems Luvbug might be wanting to know if there is a working VCR on the premises. They WERE used a lot for security purposes. You have something up your sleeve that doesn't belong there perhaps? Oh, maybe not, with that hand. A 50 gets you 5. Steve may have to drop by and give you some pointers on pawing cards. *wink*

Mallow says they have a working VCR. There ya go, Luvbug. Mallow's passing around glasses of chocolate ice cream in honor of all the cancer survivors. She lays down her 59 and discards the 5. Yeah that.

Ana is sporting clear skies and a 44. That gives her an 8 and currently in second place. Except close doesn't count in cards. :-)

Mimi advises against salting the garden slugs. At least BEFORE they become slug-ka-bobs. Then BBQ sauce is recommended. She sits munching a bowl of June bug crunchies after she tosses in her lousy 64.

Ugh. GracieTt has an unusual appetite. A pot of salt and some garden slugs. It sounds like a baking soda & vinegar experiment gone evil. But she did deal a 49 to PD for a co-winner with Mallow. So she's only half evil.

And Bee Gee, the queen of evil herself, proves it by drawing a 66.6. Only she could figure out a way to have six-tenths of a card. But no, Miss Z.Bub, you can't add that all up. Twice. You lose, sister! I don't think she really cares. She's over by her cauldron watching slugs & snails sizzle and pop!

So we have a double winning hand today with Mallow and PD sharing the pot. Nicely, I hope. Chocolate root beer floats all around! Hey, it's 98 here. We NEED to cool off!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
I'd like June bug
sprinkles on mine!


06/07/2015 02:16.10 PM Report This Comment
Be bop A Lula! 6-6-15
And you guys thought I had no sense of rhythm! I can't wait to get to the clubhouse and crank up the juke box. I feel some toe-tapping finger-snapping coming on!

Luvbug(48/12) will be doing his be-boppin' at the drive-in. Great weather for it! ... Well Mallow (58/13), good for your mom & dad. Those drive-ins need support before they go completely extinct ... Sounds like Mimi(67/13) will be knitting sweaters for the elephants so they can star as wooly mammoths in the next prehistoric hit at the drive-in!

Miss Toes(59/14) boppin' a lula to the clubhouse in her pretty white socks ... Tucker(63/9) is experiencing a virtual vodka overload. Is okay, not speak Russian either. Ha. Ha ... And our miss Bee Gee(57/12), not to be confused with Our Miss Brooks (like that could happen), is learning lots of ways to bean herself with a YoYo. She'll be seeing little twitter birdies pretty soon. Wonder if UBB still needs a bird watcher?

Let's get this over with so we can head into the cool lounge for a few cold ones and some classic old tunes:
1st - Tucker, 9. You know it's hot when a 9 wins the putting day!
2nd - Tie, Luvbug & Bee Gee, 12. Be bop a yoyo.
3rd - Tie, Mallow & Mimi, 13. Knitting for the extinct.

Lonesome loser Gracie will be skipping down to the cart barn in her bobby socks. Don't take to long down there, we want to see you bop in your red blue jeans!

Think I'll go exercise
in the garden. Kidding!


06/06/2015 01:12.10 PM Report This Comment
6.5 Long Drive Furidayll Finally...
Except for a little whining about the temperature (BG with 57 going on 90) everycat seemed rather happy on the end of the week. We did not hear anything dramatic about the Springfield eye treatment from Ana. Her score was a low 50 which earned her a spot in the cart barn stoking the still fires. She's not alone. Luv Bug with 48 will be with. they can ply with the Gingerbread together.
Angel marshmallow (56) was taking a pile of doughnuts rather that HOT anything.
As you might expect Steve (66) ole mr. Hot air himself was filling balloons for everyone... be careful with those, hey?
The mudcat mimi (65) wrassles ait JC to get all the rest of the Doughnuts away from his overly huge feline self.
Tuck & Dot report fifty-eight fleas flicked off them on Furiday. Don't know if you win, but you are right up there with Engine for Alliterations.
Speaking of whom00 N-Gin brings 60 Grilled & Gazed Grasshoppers. I think I saw those on a NYC restaurant menu. Gourmet of us!!
GT-t copies Tuck with a 58. She's got a mew scientific survey going about canned cat food. Send your answers to her NOT to me, please?
That wraps it up for the week... there's still a load of Gingerbread on the buffet. The G & G Grasshoppers are gone.
Winner buys the First round
STEVE 1st with 66
mimi 2nd with 65
Tuck & GTt tie with 58
PD Budd-- once again I apologize for my brainless mom.

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Now Summer!, PD Budd, Roll 'n Rock it's Summer & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

06/05/2015 05:47.06 PM Report This Comment
6-4 recap
The old gray maid ain't what she used to be. And what did she used to be you ask? Use your imagination. I see we have another unavoidable hug your cat day also. Did anyone even ask if we wanted hugs?

Luvbug ( 50 ) is gonna take it all off to beat the heat. Drastic times call for drastic measures. Hey! You can join me in my Old Maid strip card game!

Mallow ( 53 ) cant get ENOUGH of them hugging,touching,and squeezings,as long as its being done to someone else.

I score a 63. I almost have to bite my own tongue for agreeing with The Great. This is a hug free zone. I AM excited for the strip Old Maid game though.

Haley ( 56 ) prefers her Old Maid to be the grumpy,cloudy sort. Sounds like the golf bully.

Engine ( 60 ) is playing show and tell with her Moscow Mules and tenderized tripe and pastrami. Show and taste works better for me,I'm a tongue on kind of guy.

Mudcat ( 65) plays hissy,hissy, pretty kitty in protest of the unfortunate hug game.That'll show 'em.

GTt Scores a 45. When she thinks about her,she hugs herself.Great idea- a score bank for those less than purrfect Sunday games. Not that any of us are less than purrfect mind you.

Tuck and Dot ( 56 ) don't want to come out to play Old Maid, but they are all in for the hugs. Huh?

BG ( 53 ) is buying,not giving a round of free hugs. Pass,all full up here. She is WAY too eager with the fur clippers around us all.

1st: GTt with 45
2nd : Luvbug with 50
3rd : tie with BG and Mallow with 53.

Losers: Mudcat with 65 and me *gasp* "helping" with 63

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun.

06/04/2015 10:41.06 AM Report This Comment
6/3/15 - Bet you thought I forgot!
Nope, no such luck. Dad went out so Mom got busy with a project. You, know, free from what Dad loves to call “helpful suggestions”? Anyway, without further ado, your golf summary.

Luvbug has a 48 (12) and tells us that it’s Itch Day. AND Repeat Day. Actually, I always thought it was “RINSE and repeat ..?” Mallow would rather celebrate Running Day, because Old Toothy is on the loose and that would be more than an itch. It’s a 52 (=7) for our Angel. Run, Mallow, Run! Steve, on the other paw, wants to celebrate Egg Day. He’ll just reach his paw into a random nest and …. RUN Steve! There are 54 (=9) Angry Birds on your tail!

Sandy announces it’s Sports Day and shoots a 48 (=12). Engine brings us 61 (=7) servings of Green Eggs and Flam (ingo, that is) while Mimi brings us a 65 (=11) and celebrates Itch Day. Here come the flea comb and the Revolution!

Tucker leaves his 50 (=5) on the run. He just got the flea treatment yesterday and does NOT want to celebrate Repeat Day! Gracie T-t wouldn’t mind Repeat Day, she & PD spent a leisurely 49 (=13) hours on Pinto Island, celebrating the Strawberry Moon. BeeGee doesn’t mind Repeat Day, as long as it’s only the weather. A 59 (=14) for her.

The winners are:
1st – Tucker with a 5
2nd – Mallow & Engine, tied with 7
3rd – Steve with 9

And we have 14 good reasons why BeeGee gets the cart barn today. See you next Garbage Day!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote A Maggie & Ginger #223639 /July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly ~ Summertime!, Mojo Blackbear, Angel Mallow ♥ OJ, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Take Your Cat to Work Day.

06/03/2015 02:25.06 PM Report This Comment
This one's for all you Bubbas out there! 6-2-15
Papa Bubba, Mama Bubba, and Baby Bubba. Luvbug(48) brought his happy grumpy Bubba along for some golf fun ... Mallow(54) posts a drive-by score as her Mom & Pop head to the drive-in. She's really happy to see Cloud Bubba turning down the heat lamp for a day or two ... Aw gee. Careful where you step. Steve(50) brought Fudge Bubba along to scare the cobras off the course. I'm not sure which one I'd hate to step on more, the cobras or Steve's "fudge".

Heavy rain and 50 for the Angels and Bubba Raw... Mimi(72) is a real saint, out feeding roundworms to the birds. She has her paws full with Jumpin' J.C. Bubba! ... Well Engine(68), if you think that mew profile pic looks like your behind, who are we to disagree? At least there's no Bubba Belly showing! Hahhaa!

Out trots GracieTt(49) happy she never ever goes to the office, rejoicing in being free as a Bubba Breeze! ... Tucker(51) tries counting worms but runs out of toes. And I'm sure Bubba Worm won't be any help! ... Aw, Bubba Bee Gee(61) is just happy for any old excuse to be rude and spit. The weather has cooled and the livin' is easy. It ain't even summertime yet. You just wait.

So here we are with our first long drive event of June in the books. The Bubba Books! Ha!
1st - Mimi and her wannabe Bubba J.C., 72.
2nd - Engine without her Bubba Bellies, 68.
3rd - Bubba Bee Gee? A mere 61 lands you in the tertiary prize level? Weather MUST have cooled down!

Our cool lucky loser today is Luvbug, followed oh-so-closely by Miss Toes. You two trot along to the cart barn and see what the still hath wrought today. Gracie, careful you don't trip over your thumbs! We don't want a bruised card dealer!

To Bubba Be or Be Bubba Bo Bob
Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)


06/02/2015 01:48.34 PM Report This Comment
6-1 recap
Woo-hoo!!! A nice blank slate-June 1st. A new month,a new week,and so many furiends to corrupt. Holy moley-Luvbug is ON it this month,he has it all planned out.I see its candy month,need we go any further?

Luvbug (47) can't make heads,nor tails of this group of golfers. Understandable. BG and I have the heads,cause we got no tails.

Mallow (57) is busting a move (I think thats a move) with June and Bertha. Gives a whole new meaning to "heavy" metal.

I score a cold and miserable 48. I accept any an all dares if the price is right (great game show).

Mudcat (73) has been hitting the nip rather hard today I see-she loves everyone,and everything about this day,month,year.....

Tuck and Dot (45) check in with a big ol frosty ....grumble. You thought I would say brewski-right? Wish it was that much fun.

Engine (70) is busting out all over the place with Mallows buddy June. A couple of them tossed turtles and screaming roosters is just what the diet doctor ordered.

GTt (56) is golfing in the rain,just golfing in the rain! what a glorious feeling,she's happy again. Metal clubs-not such a great idea. Living on the edge today I see.

BG (65) Considers being nice. A fleeting thought thank goodness. She's off on a sand trap treasure hunt.

OOPSIE-we have a late comer- the Angels toss their rainy 52 in the mix-o-stuuf for today too~

1st: Tuck and Dot with 45
2nd: Luvbug with 47
3rd: me with 48

Losers:Sorry-summer always sways this way...Mudcat with 73,and Engine with 70


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline Fri,Sat,Sun.

06/01/2015 01:12.27 PM Report This Comment
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