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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 2 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Timmy 8851
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

SUNDAY AND HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits?

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I'm the 51,960th member on CatChannel.com.

7,165 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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How's this for Backwards Day?
How's about we start at the hole today and see if we can shoot the golf ball & make it land way up there on the tee? Now THAT'S a challenge only for the bravest of the brave!!

Why, that might even shake that crazy 35 that keeps followin' me around! Just when I think I've left him behind, whammo! He's Baa-aaack! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Buddy #259429 daily in Jan!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Go Seahawks!, Mojo Blackbear ~ I'm the 12th Cat!, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~Ready for Super Bowl!, Angel Smokey ~ We miss you, faithful friend! & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Go Seahawks!.

01/30/2015 08:36.51 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
*Sneaks in to the White Whiskers Pub & Club after sunset.*

Anyways, Angel Q. Kuce invites everyone to the Coronation of Buddy on @/1 at 3pm pst/6pm est for a quick coronation so those watching the Super bowl can scamper off to watch the game. Feel free to stop in anytime afterwards on 271826 for after game and coronation music, food and dancing.

Inspire Your Heart With Art Day. So go ahead and draw whatever your heart fancy's. THere is washable paint and markers in the barn.

Backward Day. Go ahead and do whatever you want but in reverse, including starting at the 18th hole and ending at the 1st. Also a challenge for the Catty's - drive the carts in reverse.

National Brandy Alexander Day. Go ahead and have a strong one. Remember drink responsibly and don't drink and drive.

Seed Swap Day. Have any seeds you'd like to swap for some catnip and cat grass? There's also some lavender seeds.

Gorilla Suit Day. Ok. I'll sit this one out but Fang will be in a suit ready to pull some harmless pranks.

Low 40 with fog.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) vote Buddy 259429 COTM.

01/30/2015 06:56.48 PM Report This Comment
1/30.15 Last Long Drive furiday in January
Here we go on Answering machine message day and Card Playing Day too.-- the game starts right after the re-cap. No outdoor cart races because the parking lot is full of ice or snow. Should be just what Ana and her group like. She's happy with a 28 score and only 1" of snow today.. A. mALLOW is happy with her 36 score and even her refrigerator is happy to get to be her answering machine. Ah, technology!!
After listening to Steve's (27) answering machine it is hard to believe he could be so grumpy. Go ahead & call him yourself to find out.
Speaking of grumpy,here's UBB who is NOT grumpy today. His 27 score is 35 points higher than yesterday.
We hear that N-gin has been whacking her 38 score AND her secretary for failure to report her yesterday score. Now, now, Engine... just sit back and enjoy one of your Hot Catpot Toddies. Give the ole lady a break.
The micest message of today goes to mudcat mimi (42). Her answering machine invites all the strays anywhere, inside for anything they need. How sweet is that? Of course, they have to sneak in the backdoor because the mimi-mom will have a hissy fit when she finds out and erases the message.
Tuck & Dot report ice and 23, but blessed Peace & Quiet since the little hellions are getting fixed at the Vet's. Ask mimi if they can sneak in her back door for recovery?
Bee Gee (36) has a surprisingly furindly phone message. She's bringing the leftover platters of Leeches & Ladybugs to the Card Game tonight at the White Whisker.
No underpawed dealing allowed, BG.
And Luvbug (40) has collected all the catbucks in their house for the card game. Are we playing Texas Hold 'Em? Does anycat know how to play that? Is it like how we play golf?
Winners and No Losers--
1st- The mudcat mimi, hostess to strays with 42
2nd- Luvbug, rich in catbucks tonight with 40
3rd - Engine relaxing with 38
Okay, Everyone take tonight off and enjoy the mewly cleaned out White Whiskers Pub & Club --just down the alley from the police station. Drinks on the house and Fresh playing cards provided by the manager, UBB.
Scores and Comments by cute, PD Budd.......
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Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd,, Gracie T-t, White Whiskers, PD Budd, let's play dress up & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

01/30/2015 02:57.04 PM Report This Comment
A two-fer!
We can have fun at work (as if) by playing with the voice-mail and leaving stupid messages. And here's mine: "Hello, you've reached the Darn. Darn what? You decide. Be creative, use your imagination, and most of all, have fun!" Now, set me up a platter of leech & ladybug croissants so I have plenty to nibble on while I play cards. Look - nothing up my sleeve except another foggy 36.

Bee Gee
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

01/30/2015 07:00.43 AM Report This Comment
1.30 Long Drive Day, again
"By the time you get this message I will be into my next nap cycle... just say what you have to say and hang up, please?"
Wunderbar!! a +27 score this a.m. that's up from -8 yesterday.
No snow or ice...
Life is good... Play Golf! or Play cards!!
Purrs,
UBB

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd,, Gracie T-t, White Whiskers, PD Budd, let's play dress up & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

01/30/2015 05:53.01 AM Report This Comment
Morning
fun at work...mom wants to know who has fun at work, she sure doesn't....we are leaving an Ice coated ~ 23~ and heading home to enjoy the peacefulness , the two orangies are heading to the vets to be fixed *whew* couldn't be soon enough for the rest of us!!!
Purrs, Tuck & Dot

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ # 219145, Dame Dot ~ # 247583, Dame Mouse ~ # 219407 & Smoke's Angels~ Please Vote Buddy# 259429 for COTM.

01/30/2015 03:52.47 AM Report This Comment
Good Rainy AM Catty Shack
42 rainy degrees. Our answerer says, You've reached the Pad On Inn, if you are a cat in need of a home, food, medical care, maternity facilities etc. just pounce on over. I'm kidding! Mom says there's no room at the Inn. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi 184008, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

01/30/2015 03:25.57 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
Yikes...my inept secretary forgot to leave my score yesterday. Well, here's today's before she forgets that too...a whopping 38!! Now to the important stuff...platters of Leech and Ladybug layered Latkes with a drizzzle of langoustine Liquor. I have enough hot Catpot Toddies in my private stash fur everyone. See me at the liquor Locker....vvvrrrrommmmmm......

meows and purrs

Engine

Come visit me, Strudel & Yoda, Engine, What a Surprise! Thanks everyfur!!, Felix & Pudding, Exit Rocketman ♥ Mrs Whiskers, Angels Ping, ET, HC & Poppins OFFLINE, ~Orzo ♥ Cheesy~, ~~Michah and Biscuit~~ & ~~Rhubarb~~.

01/30/2015 02:57.47 AM Report This Comment
big improvement
over the 2 we ended up with yesterday morning before janet left for work. 1" new snow and 28 this morning. angels

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

01/30/2015 01:19.34 AM Report This Comment
Friday CS
27. You know what I want,you know what to do....leave your name,and your number,or leave me alone. Beeeeeeeeep! There,I wanted a feel good,cheery answering machine message :) I'll have you all know we are almost missing snow sculpting week! I'll pose,you ll go on and sculpt a remarkable likeness of me.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/30/2015 12:12.30 AM Report This Comment
"Hi! Mallow's answering machine is broken.
This is her refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."

Yep, it's one of my favourite days again. Inane Answering Machine Message Day and I have 36 of 'em! Who says I don't know how to have Fun at Work? -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Buddy #259429 daily in Jan!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Go Seahawks!, Mojo Blackbear ~ I'm the 12th Cat!, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~Ready for Super Bowl!, Angel Smokey ~ We miss you, faithful friend! & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Go Seahawks!.

01/29/2015 08:35.52 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Happy BD PD's mom!

If she gets too grumpy, We'll start playing the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy".

Of course Fang almost always has a grumpy look on his face too, so BG shouldn't feel too out of place.

Croissant Day. I'll take one loaded with butter and tuna.

National Inane Answering Message Day. hehehe. I have a few on my answering machine and they are completely senseless......

National Fun At Work Day. We already do have fun at work, even in the Cart Barn......

Low 40.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) vote Buddy 259429 COTM.

01/29/2015 07:41.39 PM Report This Comment
1-29 recap
Free thinking day,that could be very dangerous around here. Besides,we don't do anything for free. I'll gladly collect all the pennies for your thoughts. And what else have we-curmudgeon day (AKA BG day), PD's Mom's BD (happy BD!!!),white cat appreciation day and puzzle day. It puzzles me to think we should give our thoughts away for free.

Luvbug (37)Gives it a good try at the Grumpy Cat impersonation,but your not fooling us,you're WAY too nice.

Mallow (37) put on her best grumpy face,and offers her many thoughts free to anyone willing to listen.

I score a 23-still waiting for my appreciation. Since I'm half white,do I get half appreciated?

Haley (8) is in a hurry today as she quickly drops the score and runs.

Engine (NO SCORE!!!!! I looked like 3 times,I swear) but we will forgive her that as she supplied the shrimp strombolies with starfish sauce,and "special" liquor. Top shelf stuff,it wasn't bought at the gas station for $1.99.

Mudcat (25) grabs the eats while the grabbing is good as her mood. All good things come to an end...soon.

UBB (-8.9) its his Mom's BD pawty,and he'll grump if he wants to,especially with another blizzard coming to visit.. Sorry,the negative puts you in no mans land with Engine-but at least you have the liquor and food!

Tuck and Dot (24) always the pawty animals load their cart to the brim with corn chips and strombolies. Stop the cart,HOW did Tuck miss the liquor?

And last,our own little COTD (curmudgeon of the day) on the course-the one,the only (I hope) BG with a 36. Little Miss Sunshine herself doesn't need to "put on a grumpy face",its already there. Armed with mallet and malice,our girl doesn't disappoint with her "have a bad day" slogan.

Score!

1st: Haley with 8
2nd: ME with 23
3rd: Tuck and Dot with 24
Losers: Oh,THIS should be good...Mallow and Luvbug tie with 37 and their not so happy helper BG with 36. We'll come rescue you form BG in say,oh....and hour or two

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/29/2015 02:01.10 PM Report This Comment
1/28/15 - It's a kazoo parade!
Musicians (and I use the term loosely), tune up your kazoos and everyone else, NOW is the time to put in those earplugs. I SAID … oh, never mind.

Luvbug starts the action today, telling us it’s Kazoo Day and then requesting quiet on the course. Is that a challenge?? Suddenly 37 (=10) kazoos appear like magic. A. Mallow commemorates her Angel brother’s crossing day with 42 (=6) verses of “On Top of Old Smokey” while Steve opts to honour the crossing anniversary of the founder of our online empire by tooting the theme from “Rocky”. 10 (=1) times. On the kazoo, thankfully (whew!)

Engine arrives with the “Orange Blossom Special” (purrsonally, I think that “whoo whoooo” part was just MADE for the kazoo) and 26 (=8) servings of Rotisserie Rodent. Tucker decides to favour us with “One Is The Loneliest Number” and since it is a one of the negative kind, he is disqualified and goes to work helping pass out the earplugs.

Mimi claims that she won’t be playing the kazoo today, but proceeds to hand Buster a bouquet of 27 (=9) daisies and attempts a serenade of “Daisy Daisy”. You’re right, Mimi, I don’t think ANYone would call that effort “playing” Ana decides to regale us with Alice Cooper’s “I’m Eighteen” and so is her score (=9).

Bee Gee wants to bring flowers to honour Rocky, but given the time of year the best she can come up with is 33 (=6) “Paper Roses” and UBB brings us a 5 (=5) and warms up with “Wooly Bully”

1st – Steve with 1
2nd – UBB with 5
3rd – Mallow with 6

And today “L” stands for Luvbug, whose 10 earns him a spot in the cart barn – after the parade that is. And soon with Angel Rocky as our drum major and playing an almost-sorta-synchronized version of “Colonel Bogey March” , the Catty Shack All-Kazoo Marching Band is on the move.

Signing off & heading for the hills,
Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Buddy #259429 daily in Jan!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Go Seahawks!, Mojo Blackbear ~ I'm the 12th Cat!, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~Ready for Super Bowl!, Angel Smokey ~ We miss you, faithful friend! & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Go Seahawks!.

01/28/2015 02:26.12 PM Report This Comment
Get well, Buster! 1-27-15
The Shackers are all bringing best wishes to Luvbug's roommate Buster. Of course, Luvbug(36) arrives first with a clean crapper, because let's face it, when you feel crappy, well, enough said ... Mallow(45) arrives with a double-dose of confusion, which, although much to be expected, is absolutely no help at all! ... Steve(15) brings a colorful chocolate cake with double icing.

Well, Mimi(30), now you're talking! She's sending home a double Feeling Frisky hot toddy for Buster. I think I'm starting to feel sick to. *wink wink* ... Tucker(18) put plenty of thought into his idea for Buster - plenty of bubble wrap to to make Buster his very own "bubble boy" room! ... It's Engine(22) to the rescue with a chicken soup variation of Pot-O-Parrot with Plucked Pinfeathers, and vintage Heinecat, of course.

UBB(13) is delivering his jumbo stein of cart-barn still corn squeezin's. Now THAT'S some strong medicine! ... Bee Gee(36) is also heavily into thoughtful gifts today, as she provides a mallet for punching the clock. Any clock. No one needs a wake-up call when they're sick ... And the angels(18) drift in on a snowplow better late than never!

Okay, here's the way the scores look:
1st - Mallow, 45. Well, THAT'S not confusing!
2nd - Tie, Luvbug & Bee Gee, 36. Luvbug, maybe you can clean the crapper with BG's mallet.
3rd - Mimi, 30. Feeling frisky?

Poor UBB, in the cart barn again. Good news though - you have help from Steve! Isn't that great?? :-)

~~~Toby~~~
Maybe we should all have a vodka screwdriver -
orange juice, you know. Good for what ails ya!
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

01/27/2015 01:33.52 PM Report This Comment
1-26 recap
Last Monday recap of January 2015-yay!!!! Another winter month bites the dust. We have peanut brittle day. I'm down for some burnt sugar and peanuts,why not. And for entertainment...bubble wrap!! No,not bubble gut.

Luvbug (34) hitting the drinks early with some"tea". Uh huh.

Mallow (43) feels the love of the bubbly-of the wrapping kind. TMI what you and the spouse do with that stuff. Not listening,not listening.....

I score a 20,and model my new,see-thru bubble wrap golf suit. Keeps the snow out of important parts.

The Angels (18) run thru briefly with the reports the sky is falling. Ohhhhh,snow is falling out OF the sky in blizzard form.

Mudcat (42)Ah! I have competition as a bubble popper! Yours smells a LOT better than mine.

Engine (38) wows us all (easy to do anymore) with the offering of toasted turtle and pink flamingo drinkies. For those of us feeling a little floofie today!

Tuck and Dot (21) bring the bubble wrap Slip and Slide-score! Number 64 of the 101 uses of the tons of fun bubbly stuff.

UBB (7) Seven! What! He lives in golf Neverland with NO snow. Have you spotted Michael Jackson yet?

And Darn (36) who has a bad case of cabin fever. They make antibiotics and quarantine for that,I hope.

Scores!
1st: UBB with 7
2nd: Angels with 18
3rd:ME with 20

Losers,(those enjoying the warm,and NO snow) goes to.....Mallow with 43 and Mudcat 42. Should be a law against that. See if you can create one quickly golf bully.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/26/2015 01:58.23 PM Report This Comment
Happy Sunday 1-25-15
And a quiet one it is, too. I guess you're all sleeping off the great Empty the Beer Can Challenge from yesterday. All but a few die-hards. Luvbug(36) spends the night rather than have to navigate his way home. Good idea, since his catty left early so he has no designated driver ... Mallow(48) stays late (or arrives REALLY early!) with her paint brush and bucket in paw. She' made some kind of abstract design out there on the fairway. Hard to tell what that is, but then, it WAS dark ... Mimi(35) claims she was filtered out of CC2 this morning. Maybe you just couldn't find a parking space. :-)

Oh dear. Sounds like Tuck's(30) mom might have been in on the empty beer can contest. She fell on her kiester and is sporting some nice colors there. Seahawks blue maybe? ... And finally Bee Gee(33) has decided she wants a room of her own, and has designated the bathroom. Now wait just a darn minute! Will we at least have visiting hours?

Well, with this small group today, we all just might fit in Bee Gee's room! Not that I want to, mind you. Here we go: Luvbug, 36 - Mallow, 48! - Mimi, 35 - Tucker, 30 - Bee Gee, 33.

Okay, Bee Gee has issued a challenge, something about what's the opposite of Irish coffee. SHE says it's Long Island iced tea, and does anyone have any better ideas? Let's head into the clubhouse and see who can meet or beat her challenge!

~~~Toby~~~
And no cheating
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

01/25/2015 02:24.35 PM Report This Comment
Belly Laugh Day! 1-24-15
And to think two of our favorite belly dancers aren't here today. Engine stayed home with her bellies, and Steve is keeping his bubble gut to himself. Won't even share a LITTLE!

Luvbug(34/7) isn't doing much belly laughing out there in the fog. I think he'll even trade some of that fog for a few empty beer cans. Any takers? ... Doesn't sound like Mallow(50/5) will be convinced to trade any of HER empties. In fact, she's busy shining one up for her Beer Can Hall of Fame ... Uh oh. Looks like UBB(24/6) already has 100 empties on his Wall of Shame. Seems Mallow might have some catching up to do!

Well, isn't that nice of Mimi(36/9) to be so complimentary to her beer cans? Each and every empty gets a personal pat on the pop-top from Mudcat! ... Haley(32/5) might be able to appreciate those beer cans if she uses them to mark a path through that 5" of snow! ... And Bee Gee(37/10) is appreciating the heck out of her beer cans as she struggles to get her beer can raft out of the weeds in the river!

On to the winners and losers:
First things first today. That means you, Bee Gee. You're in the cart barn with that 10, and Mimi can tag along and teach you to be more appreciative of the lowly beer can. Now, for the winners:

1st - It's a tie, with Mallow & Haley splitting the bar tab today.
2nd - UBB, 6, can always use a few more empties for that wall he likes to sing about.
3rd - Luvbug, 7, is still in the fog. If we all put a few pennies in our empty beer cans and rattle them, maybe he'll find his way to the clubhouse.

Submitted for your consideration by Hot Rod, pro extraordinaire! We might be getting a Seahawk on the 12th fairway. Stay tuned!
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

01/24/2015 12:32.23 PM Report This Comment
1.23 Last Long Drive Furiday this month
Hey... still have a few more questions for Dear Tabby? Save 'em up for the near future.
LuvBug (34 in Fog) has a few but mostly wants more pie today on Pie Day... Rhubarb?
Actually, A. mallow (45) feels the same but her favorite is Rhubarb-with-a-Burp.
The winning-est pie comes from mudcat mimi (35) with her own homemade mice baked in the pie with a Party mix crust. Oooh, yum!! And UBB (24) wants a big slice of that pleease?
Steve (25) seems to be skipping the pie, too busy measuring his feet to enter the upcoming Ole Bigfoot Contest.
Oh dear, although the sun was out for Ana (19), just not enough to keep her out of the Cart barn, sorry.
Our food delivery arrived with a Tasty Tuna Terrine. The Juice Bar is full of Furballtinis. Thanks, Engine (30).
Tucker (26) returns with another vote for a slice of mimi's special mouse pie. That's a Pie Day Winner... wonder why it beat the Rhubarb selection?

So, here's how we scored today--
1st Dark Angel of the Far North (45)
2nd mouse Pie Queen mimi (35)
3rd Luvbug (34) Pie with fog on it
Cart barn and Still Watcher- Ana (19)

Have a jolly weekend to all, from your uninterested non-golfer, PD Budd
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Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd,, Gracie T-t, White Whiskers, PD Budd, let's play dress up & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

01/23/2015 02:49.54 PM Report This Comment
1-22 recap
Answer your cats questions day,as if they even listen to us. SO many questions to answer today,but I'll do my best. I have an answer to everything,might not be right,but its an answer.

Dear Tabby Steve:

Q: why am I in a fog,and what goes well with hot sauce? ~Luvbug(30)~
A: Because its NOT always sunny in Cali,and everything goes with hot sauce. I find it kind of numbs the tongue and dulls the senses.

Q: I question why I have so many questions. ~Mallow(41)~
A: Because your Mallow-thats why! BTW,the food dish WAS full *burp*

Q:Wait,I can't ask myself a question (although I DO talk to myself at length). I'll just sit and ponder the wonders of hot sauce...hot going in...hot coming out. Score 26

Q: How do I get rid of the clouds,and have only sun? ~Sandy(28)~
A: Move. (Its actually took me a while to figure that out)

Q: Where are the nip filled brownies,and why am I gaining weight? ~Mudcat(32)~
A: The cart barn,and the late night munchies.

Q: What is an "acceptable" time to open the juice bar,and what goes well with lizard? ~Engine (30)~
A: You know the deal-its always beer thirty somewhere in the world,and anything! Lizard tastes like chicken. MY question-what does chicken taste like?

Q: How can a blonde be a brownie,and why are shrimp dinners served in odd numbers? ~Tuck and Dot (26)~
A: Because the blonde failed Girl Scouts,and humans can't count.

Q: Is my massive "healthiness" a waste of my time,and who is taking me to lunch? ~BG(30)~
A: Its ALL about you,isn't it. Well,healthy is the root of all evil,and you'll soon see what loser takes you to lunch later. No really,loser buys.

Q: Anyone want to come to lunch with me,and where da pawty at? ~UBB(23)~
A;I'll come if your buying,and da pawty is ALWAYS at CS.

Scores-I'm all kinds of tired out...

1st: UBB 23
2nd: Tuck,Dot,and ME with 26
3rd: Sandy 28



Losers-AKA buyers of a massive lunch are.....Mallow 41,and Mudcat 32.

XOXO~Steve (AKA Dear Tabby)

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/22/2015 02:46.47 PM Report This Comment
1/21/15 - Hug a Squirrel Day!
If you can catch one that is. Actually, it’s National Hugging Day and Squirrel Appreciation Day but that won’t all fit in the header. And we all know what WE would like to do to those bushy tailed little varmints!

Luvbug also tells us it’s Hot Rod, Autumn and Angel Summer’s birthday, so it’s a black cat fest. Why, I count 34 (=7) of them gathered already! One of them is Mallow’s catty, who has left the Great One on her own to shake her tail and show everyone why her nickname is “The Squirrel”. Mojo that is. Mallow has a 34 (=7). Steve arrives, having heard the word ‘birthday” and after dropping off his 29 (=11) he’s on the hunt for cake.

The Angels swoop down to invite us to “♫ .. join in all their Angel games .. ♫”. Hmm, I think we’re just about a month late for that tune. It’s a 19 (=10) for them. Mimi is willing to forego the hugging and appreciate any squirrel who wants to dive into her hot tub full of mouse sauce. Any takers? Oh well, it’s a 38 (=11) for Mimi and the same for Engine, who brings us Smoked Snakes on Sticks. If it’s on a stick, it’s good eatin’ I always say.

Tucker sings to the birthday kitties and tries to hug his catty. He emerges from the First Aid Wagon wearing 29 (=11) Band-aids and willing to settle for birthday cake. BeeGee rushes in where Angels (literally!) fear to tread and threatens to hug STEVE! I don’t think we have enough bandaids for that one. Or a defibrillator for Steve either. Bee Gee does have 30 (=3) creative uses for squirrels, though. And just when we thought we could pack it in, along comes UBB, hugging squirrels and scoring an unbeatable 1 (=1).

Okay, NOW we can pack it in:
1st – UBB with a Garbage Day score of 1. I am NOT hugging my garbage can!
2nd – It has to be … BeeGee’s three. Such a poet I am!
3rd – Luvbug and Mallow, in 7th heaven
And to the cart barn with scores of 11 go Steve, Mimi, Engine, and Tucker. Hmm … that’s half the golfers, I guess we flip a coin for where the birthday pawty will be. No, not YOUR coin, Steve. I wasn’t born yesterday you know.

And now to place my summaries on those crazy pages I’ve been seeing all morning. Clearing the cache worked for about 5 minutes. Oh, what I go through around here …

Your Weirdnsday Guest Common ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Buddy #259429 daily in Jan!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Go Seahawks!, Mojo Blackbear ~ I'm the 12th Cat!, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~Ready for Super Bowl!, Angel Smokey ~ We miss you, faithful friend! & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Go Seahawks!.

01/21/2015 01:03.52 PM Report This Comment
Lots of long drivers today 1-20-15
Maybe it's the cheese. Or maybe it's the Spam Scramble on Engine's Vittle Volvo. Can we get some shredded cheese on that? Luvbug(40) is celebrating Day of Acceptance in the fog. He's also pouring the tea for whoever is still hoarse from cheering on their team Sunday ... Mallow(35) turns the crank on her camcorder, hoping for some good stuff to post on MewTube. Say "Cheese!" everybody! ... Disco Steve(30) keeps spinning around and around, making it very hard for Mallow to get his "best side". Any side but the back side *snicker*

Uh oh, looks like Ana(32) has stalled on the driving range. Guess we'll have to do a drive around ... Get 'em while they're hot! Engine(39) has a Plucked Possum/Spam Scramble special. Not so sure about washing that down with carbonated Cream of Catfish ... Mimi(34) shares a not-so-surprising story of her round-and-round on a ceiling fan. That was during her pre-pole dancing years *wink*

Tuck(28) has invented a mew game: Light fixture cheese-jump. Why not up the degree of difficulty and swing it from the ceiling fan? ... Bee Gee(26) is also up for a little hanging around from the light fixtures. She's discovered Acceptance ... And UBB(20) has decided to do some medicinal experimentation down in the cart barn, since he seems to be spending so much time there. See? That still is very versatile!

How the long drive looks:
1st - Luvbug, 40. Hope Mallow caught that for MewTube!
2nd - Engine, 39. High octane helped, huh?
3rd - Mallow, 35. (Un)Official videographer.

And the cart barn/medical lab will be manned (catted?) by UBB, with very able assistance from Doctor Bee Gee.

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Enjoying a nice refreshing
honey-rum toddy with nip!
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01/20/2015 12:58.27 PM Report This Comment
1-19 CS
For the love of...me,I posted the stupid recap on MY page!!!
Whispering sweet "I love you's" today,hopefully not to each other. We have love for the popped corn,love for potions,love for tin cans(they are SO much fun). Love is in the air,don't breathe.

Luvbug (39) is whispering lots of things,I don't think love is one of them. I DID hear the popcorn word though!

Mallow (40)is busy brewing some of her dark angel potions. *whew* for a minute there,I was afraid she was going to say love potions. Nah,the good ol vodka kind.

I score a 27 and proceed to kick the can(not the bucket).

Haley (36) is skating on black ice. More fun than thin ice!

Mudcat (35) passes on the potions,and goes straight to brewing what matters-brewski!. Feel the beer love.

Engine (37) claws her way in with flat fish fondue and Possum Porter. Woo-hoo-best way to start any day!

Tuck and Dot (31) wiggle out of hibernation,and come running when they heard there was popcorn and vodka. Its Tuck,he can sniff these things out.

UBB (29) cat got your tongue?? Oh.....its a sore throat from yelling at the TV yesterday,I get it. Did it help?? Couch coaching is a fine non contact sport with no pay and just as little appreciation.

And last,again is BG (37) recovering from her all nighter celebration from yesterday. Little game of kick the man,i mean can, ought to cheer her right up.

Scores!!!

1st: ME with a 27
2nd: UBB with 29
3rd:.....is....Tuck and Dot with 31!!! Welcome back!

Losers: Mallow with a 40 and Luvbug with a 39.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/19/2015 01:25.04 PM Report This Comment
Let's get some practice 1-18-15
Everyone got your game faces on? We all need plenty of practice. Luvbug(40) climbs out of his rut and cruises around in his sporty cart with the new decals. Can't quite make those out *squints* Hello Kitty? No, that can't be right ... Mallow(47) brings some scary looking blue chips and guacamole. Good looking blue cart with the 'Hawks decals though. Nice touch with the green & blue Skittles infused vodka, too. (what an imagination!)

Sandy(25) is waiting for a soaking later. Don't forget the game umbrella! ... Natural born Seahawk fan UBB(25) is in positive territory today. It's okay UBB, no problem with that "cheese" comment. As long as that cheese is melted, it's okay! ... Mimi(53) is all ready for the family mouse chase. She even gives them a sporting head start! ... And Bee Gee(37) is getting limbered up for the big mouse chase, too. No mention of giving them a head start though.

Here's how the practice went: Luvbug, 40 - Mallow, 47 - Sandy, 25 - UBB, 25 - Mimi, 53 - Bee Gee, 37.

Now, let's all head into the clubhouse and watch the play-offs!

~~Hot Rod~~
I hear there's Peking duck
on the menu. And cheese. :-)
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01/18/2015 12:36.41 PM Report This Comment
Ditch our resolutions? 1-17-15
Seriously? Well then, I better get on the ball and MAKE one so I'll have one to ditch. I feel so left out. *okay, not really* :-)

See? Luvbug(36/9) didn't make one either! We're in the procrastinators group. Not that it's especially exclusive ... Mallow(37/10) is getting her Seahawks gear ready for tomorrow. Be ready to celebrate! ... Oh my, Haley(7/7) took some pepper out this morning. To warm things up? I don't think it works that way.

Mimi(31/4) is stretching her own cable around the house for her very own transit system! Let us know how that works out ... And Bee Gee(30/3) also has no resolutions for the ditch pile, seeing as how you "can't improve on perfection". She's just trying to get in a trashy mood ... And a last minute non-score from UBB(-8!) on the "other" CS. Looks like he ditched his resolution to stay warm this year!

Quick recap for a short day:
1st - Bee Gee, 3. Cruddy paws?
2nd - Mimi, 4. "Simplify with cables"?
3rd - Haley, 7. How did that pepper thing work out?

Only ones left can share the cart barn effort today. Mallow and Luvbug will be painting the carts for the "Big Games" tomorrow. Make ours blue and green! Go Hawks! Since UBB is already turning blue, is he an honorary Hawks fan? *snicker*

Hot Rod
*Yes, Luvbug, sadly, Karen is our Timmy's mom, and she's not doing well at all. We are deeply saddened by the news* :-(
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01/17/2015 12:31.35 PM Report This Comment
1-15 recap
Lets see whats in the bag-o-tricks at the CS today......we have the golf carts all revved and clean( not spit shined) and raring to go complete with a bucket of practice rubber duckies. Grab your hats,your squeezed something resembling juice and hit the course. Oh,and don't forget strawberry ice cream day. Nothing warms you up like ice cream!

Luvbug (36) is busy squeezing something to make juice. TMI

Mallow (35) keeps a consistent score for three consecutive (like my new big word???) days. She's lovin',touchin',and fresh squeezin' her own OJ.

I'm SO overwhelmed with today's possibilities,but I'll stick with appreciating a tabby day-me!!! Score of 5,a lousy,measly 5.

Optimistic Sandy scores a bright and sunny 5 also.

Engine (27) is slip sliding in with grilled grasshopper and trout turnovers. She had to paw wrestle her mom for the Heinicat. I hope you won!

Mudcat (31) ponders the mysteries of geography (don't talk to BG) while looking dapper in argyle hats and tail wraps.

UBB (8) thanks his catty GTt. We ALL know shiny clubs blind the ball and improves the score.

And BG (33,34 will be SO jealous) said she appreciates me very much! Why,thank you very much BG!! Ok,she meant the "me" as her,but I know she REALLY meant "me" as in me. Confused??

Scores!!!!

1st: tie with Sandy and ME (as in me) with a 5
2nd: UBB with 8
3rd:Engine with 27

Losers! That would be....its a close one...Luvbug with 36 with the help(?) of Mallow with 35

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/15/2015 01:52.15 PM Report This Comment
1/14/15 - Dress Up Your Pet Day?!
Quick, let’s get over to the Catty Shack before our pawrents hear about this one and get any crazy ideas!

Luvbug is first to sound the alarm and suggests that the pawrents celebrate Organize Your Home Day instead. That should keep them out of our fur for, oh, about 37 (=10) days. Angel Mallow threatens anyone who dares to try dressing HER up and wants to play with rubber duckies instead. 35 (=8) of them.

The Angels are dressed as disqualified golfers, in a negative mood with -4. Joining them in sitting out the round is UBB, who also has -4 and gleefully informs us that last night he put snow tires on half the carts. Who’s feeling lucky?

Why, Steve is feeling lucky! He has a 4 (=4) of the positive kind and is dressed like … a Nut! Mimi chooses to stick with her classic tuxedo look and a 32 (=5). Engine is dressed in her Chef’s ensemble and has 28 (=10) servings of Turtle Tournedous for our dining pleasure. And Bee Gee arrives attired in her tinfoil hat, spouting conspiracy theories and suggesting we dress up rubber duckies instead. Ah, a loophole! It’s Dress Up YOUR Pet Day and they are OUR pets, right? Whew! Squeaked out of that one!

And who squeaks into the winners circle?
1st – Nutty Steve with 4
2nd – Formal Mimi with 5
3rd – Brilliant Bee Gee with 7

To the cart barn with Luvbug and Engine, both with 10 and Mallow, you might as well go out there too, so you won’t get lonely. Take your rubber duckies with you, shoot a few practice buckets.

Submitted by
Your Guest Common (fully dressed) ‘Tater, Mike

(~still in search of the elusive CC2 January recap thread. I KNOW I finally found it last week!~)

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Buddy #259429 daily in Jan!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Go Seahawks!, Mojo Blackbear ~ I'm the 12th Cat!, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~Ready for Super Bowl!, Angel Smokey ~ We miss you, faithful friend! & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Go Seahawks!.

01/14/2015 01:28.31 PM Report This Comment
Grab your Rubber Duckies! 1-13-15
And throw them at Steve and his champion nuts! Personally, I think HE should be buying the drinks today, no matter WHAT the score says. Show of paws? Unanimous! Okay, that does it for the recap. Just kidding.

Luvbug(37) says he'll pass on kissing a ginger unless it's a lady. He decides to stay in bed without a clue ... Mallow(35) leaves a score today! She claims she'll NEVER forget again, but I'm skeptical ... Eeww, Steve(15) is making rubber ducky soup! At least toss some buckynuts in there for texture.

Ana(28) had me worried for a minute talking about windmills. Turns out she said wind CHILLS! I need to get the buckynuts out of my ears ... UBB(6) claims to be a beautiful dreamer, but I'm skeptical ... For reasons only she can truly appreciate, Engine(34) seems to be quite excited about having lice. Eeww.

Mimi(39) says she heard language most foul emanating from the water hazard after J.C. dumped in dozens of duckies with the damp denizen of the deep, but I'm skeptical ... And finally, Miss Ducky herself Bee Gee(34) heads for the hot tub with her rubber ducky to console her. I think those shrimp shooters might help, too!

Long driving the duckies FAR away!
1st - Mimi, 39. Want to hear some REALLY foul language? Tell J.C. he has to go retrieve those duckies!
2nd - Luvbug, 37. ALL DAY in bed? I'm skeptical!
3rd - Mallow, 35. The Skeptical Skeptic! I'm jealous.

The obvious loser and cart barn attendant today is UBB. You go on ahead to the cart barn and have your beautiful dreams about summer. Everybody else line up for rubber ducky soup. Hey, it can't be worse than liver fruitcake. Can it?

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Cuckoo Dance in the
bowling alley tonight!
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01/13/2015 02:05.02 PM Report This Comment
1-12 recap
We all ready to get drugged up to play??? (is there any other way?) We'll see what our furiendly neighborhood pharmacist has cooked up (hopefully,not in his basement) for pharmacist day for our kind of crazy. Marzipan day-no thanks,and clean off your desk day...*yawn* boring.

Luvbug (41) little attention hog he is,swiped his mom's desk clean to make way for a place to lay. We ALL know across the keyboard is the best spot.

Mallow arrives eager to run over her dad's precious belongings on his desk via Harley. Not only is your picture missing,so is your score today! Me thinks she's been hitting the pharmaceuticals early.

I score a 32. Almost forgot what these warm numbers were like! Please line up single file for kiss a ginger day. "I'll" be hurling later after that.

The Angels (35) head for the sink early. Your score wasn't THAT bad.

Mudcat (39) smart girl,she said I'm right(for once). She must have visited her local pharmacist early also,she's clearly delusional.

Engine (39) rounds the corner on two wheels and drops (literally) off her famous Roulade of Rat stuffed with flying squirrel. I can imagine how interesting your fridge is at home.

UBB (27) almost twists his arm patting himself on the back for his purrfect score( anything that's NOT a negative).

And....BG (34) is having a busy and eventful day talking back to the voices in her head and fulfilling her OCD demands with desk cleaning.

Scores! I know you're all on the edge of your seats for this...

1ST: UBB with 27
2nd: ME with 32
3rd: BG with 34

Losers (should be scoreless Mallow) but alas,its Luvbug with a 41 helped by the southern pair of Mudcat and Engine with twin 39's.

XOXO~S~

GO BUCKEYE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/12/2015 01:34.09 PM Report This Comment
.... --- - / .-. --- -.. 1-11-15
That's me, in Morse code. I would HATE to have to communicate that way! What a hassle that would be. Okay, I better make this quick because CC has been giving me fits today. I may not have much time.

Luvbug(40) made sure to point out Toby's lousy commentary from yesterday. Lousy in that it was weirdly wrong, with Ana both winning AND losing! Verrrrry interesting ... Mallow(38) is all for stepping in puddles and splashing everyone, while sipping hot toddies out of Barbie heads *psst, Mallow. Peculiar Person Day was yesterday* Just sayin'.

Oh dear, Haley(-1) got caught in that darn Polar Vortex thing and would be disqualified except this is only practice, so, lucky you! ... Hmm, Mimi(19) must be catching frozen goldfish in the frozen water hazard. Fishcicles - not a favorite ... And -.. .- .-. -. / -... . . / --. . . aka Bee Gee(34) has no puddles to slash in, pointing out that fog doesn't make puddles. Yes, still soupy here in the great NW.

So, here's the results for a quick practice day:
Luvbug, 40 ... Mallow, 38 ... Haley, -1 ... Mimi, 19 - Bee Gee, 34.

Looks like most of us had better things to do than golf. But - what could be better than THIS on a Sunday morning?

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Oh, I know! I know!
~~Sleeping in!
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01/11/2015 12:29.52 PM Report This Comment
Cut Your Energy Costs Day? 1-10-15
Right after Electric Zapping Dance Day? So, who's gonna pay for all the static electricity? Wait...it's FREE? Better not say that too loud, somebody will figure out how to charge for it.

Luvbug(39/12) is trying to discourage Fang from TOO much Houseplant Appreciation as Fang makes himself a lovely catnip salad ... Mallow(39/12) also has a plant lover in the house, as Mojo uproots the cat grass and stomps in the pot. *very peculiar* ... Mudcat(25/7) only has peculiar people at her house, no plant lovers. Unless you consider devouring them a form of love.

Bee Gee(33/6) says they are ALL houseplant aficionados at her place! So much houseplant love going on over there they can't even have a Christmas tree ... And Ana(11/2) skates by to invite the clubhouse over for the big birthday bash at her place. Seems Janet has a birthday. Does that mean she's buying the drinks? :-)

Peculiar People putting scores:
1st - Ana, 2. Roll out the barrel!
2nd - Bee Gee, 6. Still battling the fog monster.
3rd - Mimi, 7. Stop that meter before it spins away!

Tie for the cart barn, with Mallow & Luvbug each chalking up a whopping 12 on the putter scale. Better hurry it up so we can all jump in the tour bus and head over to the party! Don't let Bee Gee drive. Unless you want to get lost forever...

~~~~~Toby~~~
~~Glad Steve missed
Bittersweet Chocolate day!
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01/10/2015 02:32.55 PM Report This Comment
1.9.Long Drive Caterwauling Dance Day
With the Calicoes caterwaulling the dance floor fills up for freestyle dancing fun.
The winner of the "most picturesque" dancer is BeeGee (34)in her Top hat and Clogs soft shooing across the floor. A close second for costume prize goes to mudcat mimi tap dancing in her fresh tuxedo on one claw across the floor. Oh, well done, mimi (26).
Bringing in the unique refreshments, N-Gin (18) specialty of the day is minced & cashed minnows... oh, yum! Ana is proud of her 18 as well. hers arrives with fluffy white stuff.
Lugbug (39) after a rare trip to the Cart barn sings the praises of the two "lovely ladies" (*snicker*) he carted with. Remember: What happens in the Barn stays in the Barn. Speaking of which-- Steve (13) celebrates Elvis Week by swiveling his stump Oh-oh! Remember this IS a family golf game.
Right along with him and dancing into the Barn comes UBB (14) Reminding everyone at the CC polling service GOLF IS A WINTER SPORT!
Just in case anycat feels a bit fatigued from all this dancing, Angel mallow (39) is doing the Electrical Zapping Dance all over the floor. Woo-whee!
The tie for First Place with 39 goes to LuvBug and A. mallow. Drinks are on you.
2nd place - the marvelous BeeGee (34)in her shiny clogs
3rd - JC and The mudcat (26) claw-tap dancing fools.

Let's party all night longs!!
Purrs,
PD Budd, also a non-dancer and non-golfer
.

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01/09/2015 04:23.32 PM Report This Comment
1-8 recap
Its only the 8th? My,how time doesn't fly. We'll be keeping it clean today with bubble bath day,argyle day(the "in" style for golfers),show and tell day,frozen mitten day,and joy germ (ish) day. Good,hopefully the bubble bath (I said bath,not bubble gut) will kill all the joy germs and thaw the mittens so we can show and tell. Its like kiss and tell without the germs.

Luvbug( 40)first to hit the catnip greens and to show and tell us whats under his kilt.

Mallow (37) rocks all night,and golfs ev-er-y day. No wonder her scores are in the crapper.

I'm number 1!!!! Ok,my score is,bummer. I'm warming up my bubble maker as we mew. The silent and deadly ones.

Sandy is looking towards the negative,not the positive with a -3,which automatically disqualifies you. Should have stayed in bed.

Mudcat (13) sports the golfer argyle look over the mittens to keep the important parts from freezing. I cannot show,or tell you just what those parts are.

Engine (6) is showing and telling all who will look and listen. Lost Bikini? I'll drink to that.

UBB (-4) another negative,non-countable score.Everyone is SO negative today.....

And last,spreading her joy(?) and germs,and in her typical fog is BG (34)

Scores!!!!!

1st: ME,barely hanging on with a 1
2nd: Engine showing and telling on her 6
3rd: Mudcat with lucky 13

LOSERS: Hey,the losers are the winners with this weather today....Luvbug with 40,and Mallow and BG as lovely assistants with 37 and 34

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/08/2015 01:34.30 PM Report This Comment
1/7/15 - Nope, didn't forget this week!
So my lovely sister can put that odds calculator away and pay out some bets.

Luvbug has some exciting news for us, it’s Old Rock Day (not in his head, he assures us) and (appropriately enough for Temperature Golf) it’s also Tempura Day! It’s a 37 (=10) for Luvbug and the Crazy Train rolls on. Next up, Mallow. She chooses to celebrate I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore Day with 38 (=11) choruses of (MOST appropriately, in my humble opinion) Twisted Sister. Steve is not gonna take it anymore either, and he offers up his 6 (=6) to all takers. Um … NO one is going to take THAT!

Ana B trudges through the new snow to offer us a 15 (=6). That’s a bit better than Steve’s offering but we’re not gonna take that one either. Mimi’s Mom collects old rocks and she has 31 (=4) of them at the moment. Gee, do you think she has any (snicker) Stones in her collection? Engine has a 27 (=9) and some Calming Catnip Greens .. wait a minute. Catnip? On the GREENS? Will someone stop those cats rolling around out there, they’re creating divots!

UBB opts for the Tempura, because it’s warmer than his 10 (=1, need we even continue?) and wraps himself in a warm blankie. Gimme Shelter!! Last but not least, BeeGee decides to celebrate with a serenade from Tommy by the Who. WHO?! She has a 26 (=8) and that provides the final link in our Chain of Fools.

1st – UBB, the unbeatable with 1
2nd – Mimi with a 4
3rd – Steve and Ana both with 6

And the First shall be Last, as yesterday’s winner A. Mallow heads out to the cart barn with an 11.

And thus ends my first recap of the new year. One done, 51 to remember!

~~ Your Comfortably Numb Guest Common ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Buddy #259429 daily in Jan!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Go Seahawks!, Mojo Blackbear ~ I'm the 12th Cat!, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~Ready for Super Bowl!, Angel Smokey ~ We miss you, faithful friend! & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Go Seahawks!.

01/07/2015 01:40.04 PM Report This Comment
Oh, the thrill 1-6-15
Bean Day. Be still my heart. And please, be still, Steve's tooter. Anybody got some Beano? At least it's not Bean Day AND Tuba Day! Luvbug(32) claims to keep the vet away with his apple tree. Did you make baseball bats out of it? ... Mallow(39) is also staying close to the apple tree. The naked apple tree in her yard. At least it's not a bean stalk! ... Steve(10) gives "fair warning" it's Bean Day, and immediately asks who wants to cuddle with him. Any takers? *tap tap tap* Didn't think so.

Sandy(11) should have saved that score for putt day tomorrow, probably be a winner! ... Engine(30) votes we postpone Bean Day til we KNOW Steve will be in the cart barn! Or we can launch him with a couple of those Orbitinis!

UBB(8)! Keep those fires burning! We heard about that -15 cold front coming in! Here, we filled BG's cart with all the liver fruitcake we could find. Let us know if you need more - we'll scrounge! ... Mimi(31) wants no part of the Cuddle Steve Corner, preferring a blanket instead. Very wise kitty ... Bee Gee(37) is also in favor of driving Steve out of town. Only problem is: who's gonna drive??

Long drive scores:
1st - Mallow, 39. Maybe you should cuddle under a warm apple pie.
2nd - Bee Gee, 37. Chasing voles under the apple tree.
3rd - Luvbug, 32. Another one under that apple tree. Guys! We're CATS, in case you haven't heard. At least go chase a vole or two!

Off to the cart barn is UBB, and probably glad to be there, next to the warm and very spirited still! Your back-up WAS going to be Steve, but with the shortage of beano maybe we'll give him a pass and send Sandy out instead. :-)

~~~Hot Rod~~~
"Diet" is a four letter
word in my dictionary!
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01/06/2015 01:20.24 PM Report This Comment
1-5 recap
On the 5th day of January,my golfers gave to meeeeee,nothin. THANK GOD its Monday,said no one ever. I don't makes the days,I just reports them. Line 'em up,its also weigh in day-oopsie for some of us. Those birds with whipped cream should REALLY help out the weight loss situation,right?

Luvbug (30) is loading up on the sweets and tweets,all diet versions of course.

Mallow (42) Is on her "A" game today-she heard the word "whip" and is all ears and halos. If anyone can whip cream into shape,its Mallow.

Haley (40) is dropping her warm air like its hot. Send it my way!

I score a 22,relieved and assured I can see my reflection in the shiny golf carts. Can you see me now...how about now?

UBB (24) has his Monday grump on,pleased as a peach (not) with the decline in the scores. Goes well in the decline in the standards we all have :)

Engine (40) is determined to make us fail weigh in day with Cream of Carcass Chowder and Ratty roll ups. Oh,and low cal crickets chips.

Tuck and Dot live in a BIG house,they've been shredding 18 door jams. Who needs a claw clipping after all that work.

Mudcat (46) hits the hooch to hallucinate (why not!) or else to tolerate seeing our pictures. We all look better after a few beverages.

And last....BG with a 45. Da bird is da word with her today in the form of cream of Asparakeet. Wonder if Campbell's can keep up with the high demand.

Scores!!!! I say scratch it all and get warm,but report I must (golf bully and all that good crap)

1st: Tuck and Dot with 18
2nd: ME with a balmy 22
3rd:UBB ,grumpy cat himself with 24


Cart barn duties go tooooooo.... I say everyone else,but to be fair,the real loser (not to be confused with the Biggest Loser) is Mudcat with 44!!!! Her lovely helpers today will be none other than BG with a 45,and Mallow with 42

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

01/05/2015 02:04.29 PM Report This Comment
7000 Celebration! 1-4-15
And we owe it all to Hot Rod. Let's give him a big round of applause. And after that a round of Black Cat Velvet on the house for votey #7000! Luvbug(25) is looking at the music charts. FYI: Billboard introduced weekly music charts WAY back in 1940! ... Oh wow, we dodged Armageddon! Mallow(32) almost brought LIVE fruitcakes to the clubhouse! ... Mimi(63) informs us that after all the celebratory flushing, the toilets have overflowed into the water hazard. Poor Ol'Toothy!

UBB(40) smuggles the basket of purloined Barbie heads onto the links for your practice pleasure. He tips his hat to Mallow in recognition of her assistance in their "acquisition" ... Well, Tucker(58)! I think "knocking our socks off" is unnecessary roughness! 15 yard penalty! ... The Angels(34) have their wings full with all that awful winter weather mix! Bet they fill up more than one sink today! ... And Bee Gee(27) sleds in with her dimply little golf balls, but switches to Frisbee golf in the snow. Excellent!

Practice finals: Luvbug, 25 - Mallow, 32 - Mimi, 63! *gasp* - UBB, 40 - Tucker, 58! *another gasp* - Angels, 34 - Bee Gee, 27.

Now, into the warm clubhouse for the spaghetti feed in honor of #7000. We can all sit around and share trivia about our greatest moments at Catty Shack. Like the time I drove Bee Gee's cart across the frozen hazard, with Ol'Toothy lurking just under the ice.... Fun stuff!

~~Toby~~
And if you believe that one,
you're gonna love this next fib.
I mean bit of trivia...
`

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

01/04/2015 01:37.20 PM Report This Comment
Humiliation Day? 1-3-15
Maybe we should have 'celebrated' that one a couple days ago when a certain Common Tater got confused because garbage day was changed. Everyone understand? :-) It's okay. Even UBB has been confused during all these holidays. Thank goodness "The Big Three" are over for another year! Luckily they aren't all on Thursday next time around.

Luvbug(23/5) doesn't seem too enthused about another fruitcake toss. But even the "other" calendar guys seem to think you can never toss enough fruitcakes! ... Mallow(33/6) claims it's VERY hard to find some clean laundry to sleep in around her place. No problem. Just toss some dirties in the dryer for a few minutes. At least it'll be warm! ... Sounds like Sandy's(23/5) kitchen sink is going to rain all afternoon. Or something.

UBB(22/4) is fine with a little humiliation, as long as he can be humiliated by the fire, sipping Cat Daniels. Well sure! Count me in for some of that humiliation! ... Mimi(47/11) is looking for someone to humiliate. You mean your putt isn't humiliating enough? ... Tucker(28/10) had to dodge ice balls on his way to the basket of warm laundry ... And Bee Gee(12/3) had to FIND balls (GOLF balls! *cripes*) in the fog.

So, first putting contest of 2015 looks like this:
1st - Bee Gee, 3. Those hard to find fog balls work great!
2nd - UBB, 4. Nothing humiliating about second place.
3rd - Tie, Sandy & Luvbug, 5. Maybe LB can help with that strange sink situation you got going on.

And into the freezing cart barn goes Mimi with a helping paw from Tucker. Get that still fired up and I know you'll be plenty warm. Maybe Mimi can show you that straw trick. *wink*

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~
~I agree with BG: you can
never toss too many fruitcakes!
`

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

01/03/2015 12:11.45 PM Report This Comment
1/2/15 It's Furiday! Furiday!! Long Drive Friday!!
These mid-week holidays must stop! UBB ( 28 ) finds it confusing... although now we can kick back to enjoy the mew year pawties.
I see Steve (24 ) and BeeGee (18) have finished warming and greasing the flag pole with Steve's old speedo. C'mon mudcat (41), up you go. We'll just sit here and munch on Engine's ( 41) incredible food. JC will hold your plate.
Ana and her Angels (36 )are having some trouble with the stopped up sink. Did I get that right? Snow?
Cute little LuvBug (20) fights catty, Fang, off to get a front seat at the pole dance.
After the Kuce Koranation, Tuck (26 ) and Dot show up ready to take in more Liver Fruitcake (Ick!!) as long as there's Cat Daniels to wash it down. Angel mallow ( 38 ) is thrilled to get rid of the last of the fruitcake bricks... well, we can only hope. .

So, let's see what happened?
Okay, mimi you can come down, you win!!
Yes, both N-gin and m. mimi scored 41, First round on the southern belles... or bellies in Engine's case.
2nd place -- 'nutty as a liver Fru...' Angel mallow 38
3rd- Ana/Angels 36. You can get kitchen sink help from BeeGee-- queen of the sink.
And going to sip at the still in the cart barn? No, not you UBB. You have to try harder. It's both BeeGee (18) and LuvBug (20) Have a good time.

~~ Happily submitted by non-golfer,
PD Budd

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd,, Gracie T-t, White Whiskers, PD Budd, let's play dress up & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

01/02/2015 02:34.49 PM Report This Comment
Happy (actual) New Yaer! 1-1-2015
Thank goodness most of you know what "No golf tomorrow" means. For the rest of us, maybe a good dictionary would make a nice gift next Christmas. Anyway, for those hard core never-say-die golf nuts, Happy New Year. Now, go home. Just kidding. But only momentarily.

Mimi(31) of course has the right idea. Since the place is deserted she decides she might need to check with the police to see if any of us welcomed the new year in our very own private cell. Haley(22) says it feels warmer than it really is. Well, good for her! Send us some of that "magic" warm-cold air, would you? Steve(15) says his little orange head just made it to midnight. hey! It really DOES look like a little orange! *snicker*

Bee Gee(9) slept in after spending the night in the closet (not "THE" closet!) but did manage to howl at her mom enough to get her up early. She's inviting us to take part in the Polar Bear Plunge. No takers? I like the next suggestion better: sit around the fire in our Underoos laughing at each other's "resolutions". (So that's what they're calling them these days *snort). And UBB(22) wonders what happened to everybody at the card game, and decides it must have been the copious amounts of Bailey's Irishcat Creme consumed that had everybody kissing the floor early.

Although Luvbug did eventually wander in for a last minute hand or two, he wasn't in any condition to leave a score. Which is fine since we DIDN'T PLAY GOLF! Remember??

Happy New Year. Now into the lounge. I hear there are some bowl games on the telly. Good. The roar of the crowd helps to put me to sleep.... *snore*

~~~Toby~~~
New year resolution #51:
I will try to refrain from midnight
gallops across mom's face, but no promises!
`

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

01/01/2015 01:14.10 PM Report This Comment
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