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Domestic Shorthair from <a href=' City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>


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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 3 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!

WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

WELL well. How DO we keep doing it? Another COTD award on July 20, 2015

THANK YOU, golf fans! Thank you furry much!

Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 279276
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

Hot Rod
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Pig ? ? ? ?

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be your local low temperature of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes. Rules of the game are in the "9-Lives Rules" card at the bottom of the page.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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Oh gee, scoot races!
My sis Angel Jezebel should get in on that action. Her elastic-band-eatin' habit made her a REAL pro, mol!

Beverage Day, that's more like it. In honour of No Pants Day, how's about we serve up some Ants in the Pants Cocktails? A real thing, honest! Or there's the Mr. Stinky Pants ~ vodka & pickle juice with a beer chaser. Anyone feelin' brave out there?

Got a 52 today with a hot stretch startin'. I think Summer is gettin' serious about comin' this time! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote A. Elmer #173244 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear - we have new cat grass!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) ♥ OJ ~ It's Playoffs time!, A. Smokey ♥ A PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai.

05/05/2016 08:16.04 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
GTt - That's fine with me, Not telling a soul over at the Mews Room unless you want too. What do you say BG - Let Perseus in for his big 1st bday?

Provider Day (National Child Care Provider Day). Friday before Mother's Fay. A day to learn more about CHild Care Providers and the hard job they have helping take care of children. THANK YOU.

National Military Spouse Appreciation Day. Friday before Mother's Day. A day to learn more about the hard life of the Military Spouses (make or female) and the sacrifices they give. FYI - May 23, 1984, was declared the first Military Spouse Day with Proclamation 5184, dated April 17, 1984, as President Ronald Reagan recognized the profound importance of spouse commitment to the readiness and well-being of military members. THANK YOU.

Space Day. A day dedicated to the extraordinary achievements, benefits and opportunities in the exploration and use of space.

Nurses Day. A day to learn more about the hard and caring work provided by Nurses regardless of gender or occupation. THANK YOU.

Tourist Appreciation Day. A day to encourage tourists to visit your local business and area.

No Homework Day. A day that most kids will love - a day of no homework.

No Pants Day. A day to wear no pants at your home or a nudist colony. Please don't do in most public areas as you could be arrested. You could always wear a skirt though.

International Tuba Day. A day to learn more about the tuba and perhaps even play one.

International No Diet Day. A day to say no to a diet (at least for today).

Crepe Suzette Day. There's some at the buffet for your enjoyment. FYI - A French dessert with a sauce made of caramelized sugar and butter, orange juice and zest and orange liqueur.

Beverage Day. A day that celebrates ALL types of beverages. There's a variety here at the CS.

Low 47.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote RBB ELMER #173244 COTM.

05/05/2016 08:02.24 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Happy Cinco de Meow! Whats with all the 5's today? Cinco de Mayo,revenge of the 5th day. We're all going to the dark side. Day of reason-pa-lease! Hoagie and oyster day-maybe. Enough tequila will make anything taste good,even Engine's (56) skunk stroganoff for our authentic Mexican meal.

Luvbug (46) doesn't put all his oysters in one basket because really,how many oysters can one eat,and who really wants to!

Mallow has 5's on her mind with a score of 50.She's also gravitating (levitating maybe??) towards oyster mayhem.

I score another 46,and find MANY reasons to drink and celebrate. The oyster not being one of them.

The Angels have hopped on the 46 train as well,but theirs is on the soggy side.

Mudcat carries on the 5's tradition with a low 53. Hello....can Spring come out and play/stay?

Tuck (50) the voice of reason himself *snicker* comes in out of the rain for a Heinicat and a Hoagie.

BG scores the biggest high five of all-55!! Can't get any more perfect than that. Winner,winner,Mexican dinner which she won't touch with a 10 foot 9 iron.

GTt ruins the 5 streak with a 48. Whats that you say??? You want billboards and signs posted for Perseus's BD on the 15th for all to attend? Kidding! This is a "members only" (no,not the brand of coat) event. Very VIP here :)

1st-three way tie with Luvbug,the Angels and me with 46
2nd: GTt with 48
3rd:Tuck and Mallow with 50

Losers: Engine with 56,and BG with 55. We'll throw Mudcat in with you so she isn't lonely and cold.


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05/05/2016 01:14.35 PM Report This Comment
5.5 another rain and 48 here
Constant weather with no surprises.
The PD Budd Internment Pawty is postponed until the floods stop.
But the Perseus First B'day Pawty is still ON for 5.15 both HeineKat and Cat Daniels on Tap... Bring snacks.
Do NOT put this invite on the Cat mews page, PLEASE??
Just us at the clubhouse.
We cannot put PD Budd's cake box in the ground until the water goes down.
End of the month purrhaps...

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. ..gardenig, Furlip File #2 Opened on youpet, a. PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & Percy, house panther-gardener.

05/05/2016 07:54.52 AM Report This Comment
I'll have to pass
I can't handle all that Cinco de Mayo grub. I'll stick with a nice fat roast beef hoagie. I DO have my pinata stick though - if a nine iron counts as a 'stick'. I hope that pinata is full of catnip. I have 55 reasons to need catnip this morning, and none of 'em are good.

Bee Gee

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05/05/2016 06:45.59 AM Report This Comment
Morning ...
we are not stuck on low just stuck in a rain forest or so it seems...dropping off a sopping wet 50 and heading for a Heinecat & Hoagie. Purrs, Tuck

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05/05/2016 06:11.52 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
53 cold degrees. This thermometer is stuck on low. We went to bed in May and woke up in February. Is there any good reason that Miss Spring refuses to visit us? Mudcat Mimi & JC

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05/05/2016 05:05.18 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
Morning furriends.... The thermometer is stuck on low this morning so I decided to bring a pot of Skunk Stroganoff along with 56 Catnip Condiments. Somefur help me carry the kegolator; it's about to blow a gasket as the Pink Flamingos are trying to bust out. Vrooommm......

meows and purrs


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05/05/2016 03:08.51 AM Report This Comment
a tad
cooler this morning 46 going to lower 50s and showers again. angels

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05/05/2016 02:15.09 AM Report This Comment
Happy Cinco!!! I'll drink to that,I'll drink to anything. I've found 46 reasons to celebrate,but oyster day ain't one of them.


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/05/2016 01:02.44 AM Report This Comment
Somethin' about the holidays today
is makin' me hungry! Mmm! Chipotle oyster hoagies, anyone?

Sounds like a good way to start celebratin' Cinco de Mayo. Look, there's even a very festive 50 on my scoresheet! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote A. Elmer #173244 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear - we have new cat grass!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) ♥ OJ ~ It's Playoffs time!, A. Smokey ♥ A PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai.

05/04/2016 08:50.05 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Time to bring out the Piñatas,,,,

Cinco de Mayo. A day that commemoration of the Mexican army’s 1861 victory France during the Franco-Mexican War. The victory occurred at the Battle of Puebla between 6,000 French troops and small, under-supplied Mexican force of 2,000 men. Now often used as a day to celebrate freedom with parties and fun.

Astronaut Day. A day to learn more about Astronauts and the wonderful hard work they do. FYI - on this day in 1961, Astronaut Alan Bartlett Shepard Jr. became the first American in space aboard the Freedom 7 Space capsule.

World Password Day. 1st Thursday in May. A day to learn more about passwords and their importance as well has how to come up ones that are easy for you to remember but hard for hackers to figure out.

Cartoonists Day. A day to honor ALL cartoonists. FYI - American comic strip writer and artist, Richard Outcault (January 14, 1863 – September 25, 1928) is considered the inventor of the modern comic strip. Outcault is the creator of The Yellow Kid and Buster Brown.

National Day of Prayer. 1st Thursday in May. A day to say some prayers or at least allow others to do so without interruption.

Day of Reason. 1st Thursday in May. A day to reason with yourself at least.

Childhood Stroke Awareness Day. A day to learn more about strokes and how they affect children and their families.

International Midwives' Day. A day to honor ALL of the midwives in the world and their hard and often under appreciated love of labor to help deliver a baby and help the mother. Thank you.

Oyster Day. A day to learn more about the oyster. There's some at the buffet for your enjoyment.

Hoagie Day. THere's some at the buffet for your enjoyment.

Totally Chipotle Day. A smoked, dried jalapeño pepper. THere's some at the buffet for your enjoyment, or not. Gang = step away from the pepper, you really don't want dragon's breath.....

Low 46.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote RBB ELMER #173244 COTM.

05/04/2016 08:24.39 PM Report This Comment
5/4/16 - Home Brew Day at the Catty Shack!
Oh finally, all that work in the cart barn is being recognized! Gather round, golfers, and pat yourselves on the back!

Luvbug starts out the day with 47 (=11) celebrations to choose from, and Home Brew Day is definitely in the top of the heap. Mallow is going to recognize Respect For Chickens Day and she brings 53 (=8) Biker Chicks to share the home brew. Steve chooses Petite and Proud Day, though he has to give a nod to Orange Juice Day too. After all, it IS something orange! A 47 (=11) for Steve today.

Engine stopped at the bakery today & picked up 60 (=6) orange-themed treats while Tucker, the Official Taster of the Home Brew (get in line, K. Tuck!) has dug 42 (=6) holes in the garden to help Mom plant. But, what YOU planted in those holes I’m pretty she did not want.

The Angels are breaking records again with a 48 (=12) and Gracie T-t hands out 48 (=12) mugs of home brew. Mimi would rather celebrate Grump Out Day and it’s a 57 (=12) for her. Now you’d think you know what holiday would be nearest & dearest to BeeGee’s grumpy little heart, but she chooses to share her respect for chickens. Especially if said chickens are in casserole form. A 62 (=8) for BeeGee to round out the day.

Now listen carefully, let’s see if we can get everyone involved in the results. Here goes:
1st – Engine & Tucker, tied with 6
2nd – Mallow and BeeGee (aka Grumpy and Grumpier) both with 8
3rd – Luvbug and Steve, both with 11

And off to tend the home brew goes everyone else, the Angels, Gracie T-t and Mimi all with 12.

Every time all the golfers appear in the summary we have to chug!

Your Guest Common (pickled) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote A. Elmer #173244 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear - we have new cat grass!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) ♥ OJ ~ It's Playoffs time!, A. Smokey ♥ A PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai.

05/04/2016 01:17.59 PM Report This Comment
Flying carpets at the shack 5-3-16
There's more than one way to get sky-high at Catty Shack! Luvbug(43) is meditating in his garden and may be planning to get up into the clouds on a magic bean stalk ... Mallow(57) is thinking about experimenting with a "chocolate high". Don't do it! Just be satisfied with those high temperatures you're expecting ... The Angels(48), of course, are always "high", being up there at the bridge and all.

Steve(45) is having a hard time getting into the highness of today, since he can't seem to get his kite in the air. You have to run, Steve, run! Faster! ... Engine(62) sails in perched on the high decks of the Appetizer Ark. And what delights she's brought: proscuitto-wrapped possum & a fully stocked liquor locker. Now that's a sure-fire way to get high ... Tucker(43) has discovered a way to make his household rugs higher off the floor: hide his toys & hairballs under them. Whatever solves your storage problem.

Mimi(67) is probably trying to PREVENT her mom from getting too high. Hide her meds! ... GTt(43) keeps the floors polished at her house by riding the flying carpets VERY close to the ground ... And Bee Gee(48) is trying every way she can think of to rise above the crowd today, flying carpets, flying kites, and training moths to carry her aorund.

So, who got the highest today?
1st - WAAAAY up there at 67 feet is Mimi. Must be some good meds.
2nd - Engine looks down 62 feet from up on the ark.
3rd - Mallow is watching her chocolate melt in the warm 57.

A trio of low-flying losers today, Luvbug, Tucker, & GTt, each with 43. I'll bet you three will come up with some high-flying highballs in the cart barn, huh? Make sure it's only spirits from the "still of the night" & not something paranormal. *shudder*

Celebrating Asthma Day with Hot Rod.
He's getting high on HIS medicine!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/03/2016 01:44.06 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Whats all this talk about babies,hugs and lunch??? Yuck,them things have a plethora of germs,and not the good kind.Then,to top it off,they want us to be nice to our bothers (I know mine is a bother) and sisters? Who are these people! Masters of torture is who they are. What is this virtual world coming to!

Luvbug (44) suggests we laugh til it hurts. Ohhhhh,he said no-one gets hurt. Bummer.

Mallow (57) steps up the food game with eggs fried over easy on the sidewalk with a sprinkling of gravel and topped with chewed gum. Its a Canada thing.

The Angels (44)get all misty-eyed over the sleepover games. Just like when we were kittens with Truth or Dare and TP'ing the other kittens houses.

Mudcat (68) pleads the 5th on her mom's newest injury. Where is BG's DNA at home kit when we need it. Get well soon Mudcats mom!!

Engine (64) adds a little sugar and salt (no,not spice) to our sugarglider on a stick (yes!) and catnip dipping sauce.

GTt (45) is just dreaming of playing golf today with the storms forcing her under the bed for the day. But wait-not before she grabs the catnip and tea. Never too frightened to eat and get your psychedelic haze on.

BG (44) has a full house,(no,we aren't playing cards today,stop getting excited) of brothers and sisters from another mother to deal with (maybe we should be playing cards).

Tuck (52) hits the bucket,better than kicking the bucket before grabbing "beverage" and heading under the bed with GTt.

And...somehow I forgot myself (53). Must have been all that talk about babies for lunch about makes me lose my lunch.

1st with 44 a three way tie-Angels,Luvbug and BG
2nd with 45 GTt
3rd with 52 Tuck

Losers (not many left) are Mudcat with 68,and Engine with 64. That leaves Mallow and I to guard the still :)


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/02/2016 01:32.23 PM Report This Comment
Mayday! 5-1-16
Never can understand why "spring" is celebrated in May. Spring arrived weeks ago! Well, according to the calendar anyway. We still have a bit of a bouncing-ball going as far as the weather, but we are NOT complaining! We'll hit the hot stuff soon enough!

Luvbug gets the game started today with a "parfait" score of 45. Show-off. Next comes Mallow, dancing around the "repurposed" Festivus pole, doubling as a Maypole. She's dizzy with joy over her also-'parfait' 49. Nothing 'parfait' about the Angels score today, but they're still singing in the rain over that 48. Sounds like Mimi was busy trying to kill her mom again. But she made it back in time to shimmy & shake the Maypole with a losing 57.

GTt had to take a quick turn around the Festivus pole to spin-dry the deck of cards she dropped on the way to the White Whisker. She thinks Persey is ready to sit in on a few hands of 9-Lives, so he's filling in for PD for the foreseeable future. He doesn't fare so well on his first outing, but that 42 is bound to improve. Tuck probably thinks GTt should drop the cards more often. He's holding onto a winning 'parfait' 59. And Bee Gee has decided she doesn't want to risk twisted whiskers in a pole dance-off with Mimi & Mallow, so she opts for the hula instead. She dons her lei and doffs her losing 44.

A few winners today to get May off to a rolicking start. Luvbug, Mallow, and Tucker share the pot three ways. Now step up to the bar for a thirst quenching lemonade rum cooler!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Bet you never knew lemonade
could be so much fun!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/01/2016 12:07.43 PM Report This Comment
April is over!! 4-30-16
And nobody here is going to miss it one bit! Maybe we can give May a "Kiss of Hope" with the understanding it will be a better month than April was! With that being said, maybe we all should get ready with our PrepareAthon, just in case.

A. Fang(42/7) arrives bright and early, with a heavy load of celebrations to deliver. He points out it's time to open the Catty Shack pool behind the clubhouse. Maybe we can have cannonball practice later. Who's first? ... Well, it won't be Moji(47/11). She's gonna have her paws full watching the birdies on the links. Remember: you're only 'watching'!

Ana(50/5) is keeping a watch on that red sky. Know what they say about those "in the morning" ... Percy Twink(42/6) says he leaves all his manners & "goodwill" at the door on his way outside. Birdies: Beware! ... Uh oh, sounds like Dot(47/11) has her eyes on a birdie surprise or two as well ... And Grunt(52/7) can barely decide what she wants to celebrate, with so many choices on the table. She grabs a batch of oatmeal cookies and heads out to attract a few birdies herself.

So, our catties have decided they'll mainly be chasing birdies today. Wait a minute! What about your putts!
1st - Ana, under her umbrella, with a 5.
2nd - Percy, under a watchful eye, with a 6.
3rd - A tie, with A. Fang & Grunt, 7 apiece.

And Dot & Moji tie for last place, and cart duty awaits. Maybe you guys can toss a few Mr. Potato Heads into the still and brew up some truly Russian vodka!

I notice no one was celebrating
with their veterinarian today!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

04/30/2016 03:50.16 PM Report This Comment
4.29 Dance, Eat, Play on Int'l Hairball Day!
Having great time today in honor of Shrimp Scampi and our own hairballs.
LuvBug arrived "hack, hack hacking" his up. All 40 of them.
mallow shows her good aim with hairbalss. She also order 49 Shrimp Scampi- the dish of the day.
Tuck & Dot swoop in and order 46 shrimp scampi each. No messing around with those two. Except N-gin brings her Furiday special of makeral and mole mash along with 60 salty dogs... anyone? there's a long line at the scampi table.
Ana(44) brought a Red Sky to decorate out pawty
There' a lot of dancing going on. Steve' both dancin' & stompin' with 47 mew dance steps. Show off. He also brought a zipper Day warning-- don't get your zippers caught on 'important' pasts. Oooo...
That 56 is too cold for mimi to dance up her pole. So, she seductively places a Peace rose behind her eat and tap claws across the floor.
GTt does not understand how 56 can be too cold. Sh shivers up to the scampi table with her 46 hairballs bequeathed to her by myself, the Hairball King.
Well it finally had to happen even after Steve's warnings, BG got a purrsonal part of her costume stuck in the danged zipper. But she nibbled on 50 scamped shrimp while pulling on her fur. Wishful thinking.
Great day at the Clubhouse!! With best wishes for all your hairballs to hack out easily tonight.
Winners: 60 for N-gin; 56 for mimi; 49 mallow
Free Shrimp Scampi for all. Ana to the Cart Barn 44.
Purrs-- PD Budd, Furiday commenter.

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04/29/2016 04:19.57 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
We hear our biological clock
we all have fun
til the clock says we're done

Who needs a biological clock anyway? We have cubical day! Fun with cubes, Whoever thought a cubical was a good idea anyway? Absolutely no privacy,unless your BG (48) and her little cube of solitude with the imaginary door.

How about Tuck (49) who experiences gone-ta-pott day everyday. Busy litter box ya got there.Tuck's a "regular" type of tom :)

Luvbug (33-twins!) settle in for a little poetry reading (I heard it improves horrible golf scores) while Mallow (46)sings a real pick-me-upper-gloom,despair,and agony on me. Ohhhhhh...we feel SO much better already.

I score a 50,and contemplate how many mini Steve's I don't know about who I'll have to take in for take your kids to work day. Do I need a sports car,or a bus,I'll never tell.

Ana decides to be nice to her 44 today on thank you Thursday.

Engine (62) brings the breakfast train filled with baited boa and goldfish crackers. How does one bait a boa? very carefully.

Mudcat (58) and GTt (33) bust elbows to get to the breakfast bar first. No pushing girls,there is enough boa for all. Take mine!I insist!

Finally-a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Louie!!!

Scores: I HOPE to get it right this time *sigh*
1st Luvbug and GTt with 33 (yay!!! I got it right!)
2nd Ana with 44
3rd Mallow with 46

Losers: Engine with 62,and Mudcat with 58

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04/28/2016 01:19.41 PM Report This Comment
4/27/16 - Tell Us a Story ...
Okay children, settle down. Once upon a time there was a green, green land known as the Catty Shack, where all kinds of strange creatures would gather to frolic and play by knocking little round balls into extremely small holes.

Luvbug came first, and Luvbug loves to celebrate. Prime Rib Day, Denim Day, Tell a Story Day, Morse Code Day, why he could come up with at least 43 (=7) special holidays at the drop of a golf cap. Then there was the grumpy troll, Mallow. She stole all 45 (=9) of the Baby Ruths and did not play well with the others. Orange Steve wants to tell his life story, but I think this one is 42 (=6) times more interesting, don’t you?

Mimi decided to celebrate Administrative Professionals Day by taking her blogger out for Prime Rib at the White Whisker, where it costs only 40 (=4) catbucks. She was just in time, as Engine arrived with 62 (=8) servings of Skunk Scramble and fried fleas. We think the bloggers would rather have Prime Rib.

Ana Bonana came next and she carried 38 (=11) rays of sunshine trailing behind here, while Gracie Twinkle-toes collected 30 (=3) tips from the diners at the White Whisker. Among them was Tucker, who due to inflation paid 42 (=6) catbucks for HIS Prime Rib.

Bee Gee wrote this lovely story down on the stationery that she bought for her Mom, who also tends to remain stationary whenever possible. She wrote out 43 (=7) copies before she got tired.

Then, everyone gathered at the Clubhouse to hear today’s winners declared:
1st – Gracie T-t with 3
2nd – Mimi with 4
3rd – Steve and Tucker with 6
And off to the cart barn happily scampered Ana, taking her 11 rays of sunshine along with her. HEY!!!

And they all golfed happily ever after …

Your Story Teller Extraordinaire, Mike

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04/27/2016 12:40.39 PM Report This Comment
Richter days at the clubhouse! 4-26-16
Let's see if we can really shake things up! Luvbug(40) tries to shake us up by letting A.Fang use up all the black crayons doodling on the carts. Let him doodle on those kids over there, tell 'em they're temporary tattoos ... Mallow(43) really shakes us up by telling the pawrents to take a cat to work! No hissin' way am I going to "work"! ... Steve(65) shakes things up a little by throwing his pet rocks around ... The Angels(50) shake things upside down, with highs in the morning and cooler in the afternoon!

Engine(62) rides in with some scrumptious bourbon-basted baby bat bellies (for those of you on tiny-portion diets) and enough Old Meowaukie to float the CatMobile ... The Yardmen really shook things up at Mimi's(63) place, spooking the housecats into a bowl-tipping stampede! ... GTt(45) wants to shake things up by finding a party to crash ... Tucker(65) tried to shake things up on CC2 but they locked him out. No party crashing for you, I guess ... And Bee Gee(42) really shakes things up by stuffing Sniff in his cage and tossing a kid in with him! Now there's a tough call to bet on. Kid vs Sniff. Hmmm.

Rough driving today on the shaky links:
1st - Tie, Steve & Tucker, 65 apiece. Crashing a pet rock party.
2nd - Mimi, 63, picking up the pieces after the panic.
3rd - Engine, 62, on a roll!

And losing for today is Luvbug, with some loser assistance from Bee Gee. Be careful, Luvbug, BG seems to be a little obsessive about kids today. Make sure she keeps them away from the still!

Our dog has a kid friend -
truly. It's a baby goat!

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04/26/2016 01:54.03 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
East meets West to trade zucchini recipes to feed the penguins while hugging plumbers who watch the shower drain. But wait! There's more (after I catch my breath). Its also Crayola Crayon day!!! Lets hear it for the 120 count pack with a sharpener. It should be back in time day-every time I logged onto CC-it was 4-22 date. It wasn't THAT great of a day,was it??

Luvbug (40) admits to breaking (or knows who DID break ) the COTD window just to irritate the golf bully.

Mallow (46) is under the adage a zucchini a day keeps the COTD badge away.

Ana (45) claims to being cool as a cucumber. Ya know,the zucchini wanna be with better PR.

I score a 46,and ready for the West Side Story turf rumble over sand trap usage.

The Fast and the Furriest -Engine (58) brings rare rabbit on rye and parrot porter.

Mudcat (51) tells us ALL about the bad kitty cage. Personal experience,or did a "friend" tell you all about it *wink,wink*

GTt isn't having fun playing with her twin 4's,so she calls open season on the zucchini.

Tuck (46) has a wild fascination involving Heinicat and the shower drain. Kind of like a beer bong?

BG (39) tries her hardest to keep getting kicked off both sites,and she does it! She brought her at home,DNA for dummies kit to find the elusive COTD

Scores-oh so close again. Lets see how the West was won:

1st with 39 BG
2nd with 40 Luvbug
3rd with 45 Ana

Losers: Engine 58,and Mudcat with 51


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04/25/2016 01:09.39 PM Report This Comment
Can you all say "Now you see it, now you don't"? CC can! The amazing disappearing, reappearing, disappearing COTD! Taking bets on whether it will be back tomorrow. Or maybe even later today...

Luvbug just doesn't care. He has a 45 and wonderful pet parents, and that's all that matters today. Mallow is doing penance today for elbowing Moji aside and doing all the Sharespearean catty putting herself yesterday. It looks like St. Evie assigned her penance of a 48 for today. Glad we have no "saints" living here! Haley bets a brick on her two hands, and neither the 38 OR the 34 came up a winner.

Tuck comes out of left field to drop off a 34 before heading over for some blanketed pigs & a splash of Purple Haze. For once Mimi is celebrating a winner from Miss Toes. She can't celebrate her 54 too long, as she's needed back home to do maintenance on her "old junker". You must mean your pet parent that you tried to kill! I'm sure she needs plenty of maintenance NOW!

Bee Gee is quite talkative today, probably trying to draw attention away from that crappy 50 she got. Sounds like OUR Pig wants nothing to do with any blankets! Scratching mom and hiding in boxes. I say! And finally PD drops down from the clouds for a few moments at the card table, scooping up a 54 and part of the pot.

Winners, gather round the pot. Luvbug, Mimi, and PD, share nice. And evenly. We'll skip the scrimmage this week. Things have been rough enough already.

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Allakazam!Maybe CC hid
the COTD in a tiny box!

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04/24/2016 12:49.41 PM Report This Comment
A big "Ten Thousand Votey" celebration! 4-23-16
Anybody know who actually smacked the big one? It wasn't Grunt, and it wasn't Bee Gee. Might have been Dot or Percy? Wish you guys would pay attention to this stuff so you could be appropriately enshrined in the CS Hall of Shame! Well, on to the scores then, shall we?

A.Fang(44/8) shows up picking his nose & spitting leftover jelly beans. How catty-like of you! ... Mallow(52/7) hath forgotten t'were catty day upon yon links. Fie! Doth her orb rolleth rightly and lendeth gently in the lea ... The Angels(60/6) are just happy to be comfortable with afternoon sunshine ... Mudcat stayed home to tend to her mom, whom she did her best to half-kill the other day. BAD cat! J.C.(61/7) has the run of the place today.

Percy(44/8) wasn't about to miss his day on the links! He takes his shot and challenges all to a golf ball chase ... Dot(46/10) can't tell her Marconi from her macaroni. That's okay, I think we all have that problem now & then. I know I do ... And Grunt(53/8) knows she's ready for a cherry cheesecake picnic, with or without a merry Shakespeare moment.

How did the catties do today?
1st - The Angels took a chance with no catty and come up winners, 6.
2nd - Mallow also shunneth her catty and endeth in second, 7, tiething with J.C. (Okay, that last one was a stretch...)
3rd - At last! A grand triple-tie of catties, Fang, Percy, & Grunt, all with a crazy 8!

Which leaves poor Dot all alone to tend the still. Maybe she'll brew up some "macaroni" and cheese for everybody, and some Purple Haze for the clubhouse as well.

Still in a purple funk,
can't believe what this year is doing!

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04/23/2016 01:01.04 PM Report This Comment
4.22 Purple Rain Showeers Earth Day
4.22 Purple rain Showers Earth Day-- Jelly Bean Counting Day

Happy Birthday dear mouse.
Angel mallow brought the sweet mouse 53 jelly beans for the pawty.
Luvbug has another use for his 44 jelly beans. He has Fang fill the cart bags (optional straws).
GT-t planted 52 wildflower seeds for Earth Day. Prince Percy & the OL helped her wee bit. And they finished just in time for the Purple Rain Showers to fall.
Steve has been looking for some lucky cat to scrub his back while he's in the Purple Rain shower. He saves his 57 jelly beans until he dries off. No, the color does not run on your orangeness, King Steve.
Ana looking for 60 boomers with the rain.
Happy B'day, mouse from mimi. She saved 64 cashews for the pawty.
Tuck is looking for 56 ways not to follow after Steve. NO! jelly beans do not give toots. He's getting things ready for the pawty to begin as soon as his mom leaves for work.
Engine loves Earth Day by saving litter and freely using the sand traps. Oh-oh, don't tell the Golf Bully. She'll go nuts and I don't mean cashews. With 58 supercharged squirreltinis our pawty should really rock us dancing in the Purple Rain.
BG offers 51 jelly beans for Earth Day in honor of the Girl "Squats" & T-storms.
Today all golf scores were above 50 except for poor Luvbug who will enjoy the cart barn with Fang nibbling leftover jelly beans
64 Jelly beans- mimi
60 Thunderboomers - Ana
58 Squirreltinis - Engine

Remembering Prince.
Purrs from your angel-commenter, PD Budd
Caturday Catty Golf?

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04/22/2016 03:57.18 PM Report This Comment
Earth Day starting off with a bang
Or maybe a boom. April showers out here on the course this morning, followed by those thrilling April T'storms later. Maybe Engine can lead the Girl Squats out to the sand traps later for some "relief". *snicker* Are you serious? The lowly but also humble jelly bean has "bean" around since the Civil War?? Did they all keep jars of pet jelly beans on their desks back then too? Meowsa! I better make my shot before I get hit by lightening. These golf clubs make fine lightening rods! *zot* Okay, okay, a 51, and I'm running for the clubhouse!

Bee Gee

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04/22/2016 06:48.41 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
Happy Earth Day. I'll be using the sand traps today saving on litter. Thought I'd bring brunch so I'm starting out with 58 super charged Squirreltinis and a pot of Roasted Ratty Ribs; woulda had a bowl of Mouseroni too but I finished this on my trip over. Vrrroooommmmm.....

meows and purrs


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04/22/2016 06:17.40 AM Report This Comment
4.22 April Showers Day
Lovely rains came just in time after I helped plant seeds in the mew wildflower bed.
Even more than 52 seeds planted and now he heavens are watering their soil bed.
I am not supposed to use these mew facilities... ho-hum.

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04/22/2016 05:18.45 AM Report This Comment
I could do without the April showers especially if they come with Steve's bean toots ... Finding ~56~ ways to NOT follow him . Purrs, Tuck

ps Mouse says she lives with more than enough nuts she really doesn't want anymore MOL!!!
Thank-you everybody for the birthday wishes!!
Hugs & kitty Kisses, Mouse

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04/22/2016 04:37.44 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
64 degrees. We have your April showers. TV Weather said we are in for a soggy Friday. Happy Birthday Mouse. I've saved you a whole bunch of cashews. I'll bring them to the pawty. Mudcat Mimi & JC

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04/22/2016 03:49.56 AM Report This Comment
you call 70s/80s hot????
we don't! 60 here this morning going to 80/humid/boomers late afternoon/night. angels

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04/22/2016 01:14.16 AM Report This Comment
Friday CS
57. April showers,must I/ I guess its that one day a year I'll have to shower whether I want to or not. Anyone want to use the bath brush to my back for me? hey,I'll even hold off on eating the jelly beans til after the shower,just in case I get a bean toot.



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04/22/2016 01:02.12 AM Report This Comment
Yahoo! Mouse!!
We are all set to pawty with ya! We're all outta cashews now, dang it all, but looks like we have all sortsa colourful jelly beans.

Got a 53 today and I just might have some April showers too. -- A. Mallow

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04/21/2016 08:34.28 PM Report This Comment
Forgot to mention in previous post for 4-22

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04/21/2016 08:22.39 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
*Ducks the flying cashews*.

Earth Day. A day to do something positive for Mother Earth. Plant a plant or tree native to the area you live in, recycle, use less energy and water and walk instead of drive.

Girl Scout Leader’s Day. A day to thank the volunteers who help lead the Girl Scouts in their endeavours to be better people.

April Showers Day. A day to hope for some late showers before the dry season starts in the Northern Hemisphere.

Jelly Bean Day. Made popular by Boston confectioner William Schrafft made them popular during the Civil War and again by Former President and actor Ronald Reagan. There's plenty at the buffet for your enjoyment as well as a snack bag in the carts (along with a straw).

Low 44.

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04/21/2016 08:08.37 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Celebrating high five day. GTt (35) has the advantage over us in that area with her 7 twinky toes. For those of us who are toe challenged, we have kickball day,chocolate covered cashew day,bulldog day (yikes),kindergarten and creativity day.

The first round of high fives goes to Luvbug (47) who is always first in with the daily news. Without him,Mallow (55) would have no clue what she is doing.She is,however,all about telling us about the birds and the bees today.

I score a 54,and try my hardest to keep off the grass. How about nip,does that count?

Engine (56) gets the ten toes up salute for her poached possum and flash fried fox tails.

Ana gets creative with her temps by making her 39 change to and 80.

Mudcat (45) plays whack-a-bulldog,SO much more fun than golf.

Tuck (58) does the high five fake out with paws in the air to catch the Heinicat and food. Pretty smart move Tuck,your not just another pretty face.

And BG (61) with the face only a mother could love (SHE said it) reaches deep in the pocket she doesn't have for the poem she hasn't written.

Scores(their pretty close these days)
1st with 35 GTt
2nd with 39 Ana
3rd with 45 Mudcat

BG! with 61,and Tuck and I to help with still duty with 58


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04/21/2016 01:13.38 PM Report This Comment
4/20/16 - How do you say "Bad Cat" in Mandarin?
Are there any volunteers who can find out for us?

Luvbug brings us a 44 (=8) and being honoured with their own special day today are Lima Beans, the Chinese Languages, Cheddar Fries, Volunteers and Pineapple Upside Down Cake. And Bad Cats. It’s always bad cat day around here! Speaking of which … Mallow brings us an unseasonal 55 (=10) and gets confused thinking there are Mandarin oranges about. Steve also embraces the orange (could we imagine he wouldn’t?) and goes off in search of 48 (=12) cheddar fries.

The Angels are stopping in to see if there is STILL a COTD on Ye Olde CC and they score a 34 (=7). Engine gets there a different way with a 52 (=7) and some Frogmore Stew. And Gracie T-t-t-t-t (brrr!) gets there a whole ‘nother way with a 25 (=7). She proposes a food fight to keep herself warm!

And the official meeting of the 7 Club is adjourned as Mimi arrives with a 56 (=11) and news that SHE has been a Bad Cat? Be nice to your Mom, Mimi, she knows where the can opener is kept! Tucker sets a lima bean on the tee and lines up for a 48 (=12) while BeeGee finishes off with a 41 (=5) and tries to serve us some Lima Bean Upside Down Cake. But we saw her coming first. Sorry, we are absolutely STUFFED with cheddar fries and Frogmore Stew!

And the winners are:
1st – BeeGee with 5
2nd – The 7 Club: the Angels, Engine and Gracie T –t. All with G’s in their names, too. Coincidence??
3rd – Luvbug with 8

And on their way to the cart barn go Steve and Tucker, who in the scale of Bad Catness equal 12 ordinary Bad Cats. Leave some cheddar fries for us!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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04/20/2016 12:48.29 PM Report This Comment
COTD is back! 4-19-16
Can we all say "Who cares?" I know I can! And so can Bee Gee(41), who wants no credit for the return of the dusty old thing. She thinks it should have stayed in the basement where it belongs, along with all the other unused and unloved junk around here.

Luvbug(46) has conveniently avoided any mention of the resurrected award. Hey! Maybe they should have scheduled its return for Easter! Might have been at least slightly appropriate then ... Mallow(56) puts some pedals on her Harley and pedals around the course looking for some garlic for her pizza. I'd say that's doing it the hard way ... Steve(57) hangs it all out and hopes the vampires leave it alone. They might - if you put garlic on it *snicker* ... The Angels(53) are just hanging out with the clouds today ... GTt(50) is hanging out with the sunshine, racing her bike around the links.

Well now, Mimi(53) has the right idea, just hanging out at the White Whisker and letting J.C. do some pedaling around the course ... Engine(51) arrives spilling apologies everywhere for missing us yesterday. I hope that stuff doesn't leave a stain! ... Color Tucker(55) shocked at being the first winner of the new & improved COTD! *coff* Not MUCH improved! At least the OLD one paid you some points! ... And Bee Gee(41) can't take credit for the return of COTD, as if she wants to. She thinks it's just a diabolical plot by CC to drive us all nuts. She bikes away, to deliver a fresh batch of garlic cookies for tuck's big celebration. NO ONE will be attacked by vampires today!

Winners, losers, drum roll please!
1st - Steve hangs it all out for a winner, 57.
2nd - Mallow pedals away with second, 56.
3rd - Tucker trades his COTD badge for a third place CS award, 55. I hear they're worth more these days.

And today's lonesome loser is Bee Gee & her pathetic little 41. You just head down to the still and brew us up some garlic goodies. There MUST be a drink with garlic in it. There's a drink with pretty much everything else!

Make mine a garlic smoothie -
with a strawberry meowgarita chaser!

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04/19/2016 02:20.40 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Animal crackers in my soup! Why isn't it soup day then? Not to mention who wants a sugary cracker in chili. We'll have to gag down the lions,tigers and bears without the aid of soup,what IS the world coming to! Before we all let the balls fly,lets all wish Tuck a BIG happy BD CS style,which means the tab is on you Tuck.

Luvbug (46) brought animal crackers from the 1800's for Tucks big day. Like Twinkies,and cockroaches,they last for centuries.

Mallow (53) after being unsuccessfully deleted by BG,volunteers to be the entertainment for the BD pawty by juggling golf balls.

I score a 52,and bring my buddies the lineman to the celebration. Anyone for a game of touch football :)

Mudcat (46) knows how to entertain for the pawty when the lineman install her new,electrified pole in the club house. What doesn't shock ya makes you stronger.

Haley (44) brings the heat to the pawty (no,not the police,yet)

The BD boy Tuck (46) just brings himself and his good furiend Heinicat.

GTt (51) went to a LOT of work opening the can with her many toes for Tucks tuna cake.

BG (41) brought the scary clowns to the pawty to go with Mallow's juggling act. Nothing but class at The Shack.

1st with 41-BG
2nd with 44 Haley
3rd with a tie Tuck,Mudcat and Luvbug with 46

Losers: Mallow with 53,and *gulp* me with 52


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04/18/2016 01:44.35 PM Report This Comment
Blah blah haiku blah blah Ford dame day blah blah.
WHAT?? Pet Owners Independence Day!! Not a chance! How will we survive without our personal secretaries, even for just a few hours! I am resonably self-sufficient, I suppose, but there are a couple around here who will positively FREAK if they don't get their hourly attention fix. Pig, for one...

Okay, we'll get started with Luvbug, his winning 45, and his nifty little cheeseball buffet. We are all SO glad you aren't in charge of the Lunch Limo! Mallow passes along the mortification Mikey felt when he learned about Moji and her new career as a lingerie model. Calm down, Mikey, it's only the cat's pajamas! Mallow tosses in her 50 and heads over the lounge to see if Mimi's taking sign-ups for pole dancing lessons. Is Mike interested? *snicker* Haley has a glorious winner, 36. Okay, it's a winner, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "glorious"!

Hey Mike, tough luck. Mimi's having internet problems, so she dumps her losing 48 and heads back to bed. You'll have to wait til tomorrow to sign up for those lessons. :-( Tucker shoulders the responsibility of hassling our bully about her bats ears, since her favorite nemesis is out feeling orange today. And he has plenty of time, since he won't be in the winners scrum today, with that 47. Last and least (haha! OW!) is our bat-eared bully herself, Dame Darn, and her very own losing hand, 37. *sshhh* Be vewy quiet, she's having a buddy talk with Pig. Who knows what they're planning...

Our two winners today are Luvbug & Haley. For your amewsment, they'll be jousting for their share of the pot. Barstool jousting, that is. You try to push each other over, using nothing but a swizzle stick. GO!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Blah blah that's right blah blah
I'm the boss and blah blah blah

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04/17/2016 01:06.25 PM Report This Comment
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