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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 3 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!

WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

WELL well. How DO we keep doing it? Another COTD award on July 20, 2015

THANK YOU, golf fans! Thank you furry much!

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 279276
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Tucker 219145
Gracie Twinkle-Toes 196342

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Pig ? ? ? ?

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be your local low temperature of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes. Rules of the game are in the "9-Lives Rules" card at the bottom of the page.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I've had 85899 friends visit me.

I'm the 51,960th member on CatChannel.com.

10,187 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Monday recap
Happy Memorial day!! We gather to not only honor those currently serving their country,and those who have served in the past,but we gather to remember Mallow's (51) Adopty day and BD!!! Figures she would have a BD on a day overloaded with hamburgers and hotdogs and fireworks,so eat,drink and be Mallowiscious.

Luvbug starts off Mallowfest 2016 with 50 mint juleps. Guaranteed to keep your breath minty fresh for days after the hangover.

The Angels start their Memorial Day on the wet and wild side with a 63.

Mudcat (61),another one under the rainy weather slip and slides her way to the course. She's like the USPS-thru rain,heat and snow...

Tuck brings his twins (66) to the pawty. The more,the hairier!

GTt(70) our newest COTD winner tries (unsuccessfully) to shirk her COTD duties of picking up the tab. Ohhhh....a holiday,and BD pawty tab,this one will be a killer.

I score a late 68. Better late than never. I do my ecological duty by watering everything I can see-the trees,the flowers,the grass. Some call it marking my territory,I call it recycling the water.

And BG (48)....comes dragging in her own sprinkler for CS fun in the sun. Every bad/good decision ever made starts with a sprinkler,and the statement "here,hold my beverage".


Scores:
1st with 48 BG
2nd with 50 Luvbug
3rd with 51 BD girl Mallow

Losers:GTt with 70,and ME with 68. Hot time in the cart barn tonight!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/30/2016 09:30.49 AM Report This Comment
Wish we had rain
Mom was stuck dragging the sprinkler around the yard this weekend. She'll have to go out and hand-water some of the flowers today. She has a couple of those watering cans for outside, probably with holes in 'em. Happy doptybirthday Mallow! Are you treating the house to mint juleps to celebrate? I'll have one of those new 48 ounce numbers. *hic*

Bee Gee
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/30/2016 07:24.11 AM Report This Comment
Monday CS
68. There's more than a hole in the bucket-there is a hole in Gma's head! She almost forgot to come by with the score. Imagine! Happy memorial day everyone! Bring out the hotdogs,hamburgers,and macaroons. Know anyone who actually etas a macaroon? me neither.I've done my flowers watering duties already,and I watered the grass,and the side of the tree,and....

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/30/2016 06:47.40 AM Report This Comment
5.30 Water... heat... B'day!!
How can mallow be born and adopted on the same day?
Just wondering. Did she make the B'day cake?
When is it served and with what beverage??
Another scorcher with high golf scores. 70 so far and no flowers get water.
It's a holiday. I ignored that drat COTD window because it is a holiday weekend. thank you very much.
Purrs,
GTt

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. ..gardenig, Furlip File #2 Opened on youpet, a. PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & Persey, house panther-gardener.

05/30/2016 06:15.34 AM Report This Comment
Morning ..
we would LOVE some rain but none here ..leaving my ~66~ and heading on over to the buffet surely there's a Cheeseburger over there too??? Purrs, Tuck

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ #247583, Maizy ~ Please Vote Angel Elmie #173244 COTM, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~ In Loving Memory of Shadow.

05/30/2016 05:14.12 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
Found 61 flowers clustered around the front door, trying to get out of the torrential downpour. Tried to bail them out, but my bucket had a hole in it. Sigh! Mudcat Mimi & JC.

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C., Maxwell & Blackstone & Grayson.

05/30/2016 04:37.42 AM Report This Comment
happy memorial day!
got a wet one this morning and it's 63 here. angels

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & april and the 5 angels.

05/30/2016 01:18.04 AM Report This Comment
I'd better water my flower today,
because it ain't gonna rain like it did the last few. Hope there ain't a hole in my bucket, mol. Got a 7 a.m. 51 and who knows where it goes from there! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote A. Elmer #173244 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) ♥ OJ ~ Celebrating ME!, A. Smokey ♥ A PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ It's Playoffs time!.

05/29/2016 08:34.11 PM Report This Comment
Addition
Won't let me edit but here's yet another big celelbration for our own CS member's -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY and ADOPTY DAY Angel Mallow!!!

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote RBB ELMER #173244 COTM.

05/29/2016 08:07.08 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Congrats to our own GTt for winning the COTD Badge.

Memorial Day (USA). Last Monday in May. A Federal holiday to honor and remember all men and woman who have died while serving in the United States Armed Forces. Thank You and to your families for you service and sacrifice.

Water a Flower Day. A day to water a flower or more if you like.

Hole in My Bucket Day. A day in honor of the children's song "There's A Hole In My Bucket" (dates back to 1700 in Germany.) with one of the most famous renditions by Harry Belefonte.

Loomis Day. A day in honor of Mahlon Loomis, a Washington DC Dentist (1826-1886) who was one of the earliest inventors of the wireless communications and the inventor of artificial teeth.

Mint Julep Day. There's both the alcoholic and non-alcoholic versions at the bar for you to enjoy.

Macaroon Day. There's some at the buffet for your enjoyment.

Low 50.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote RBB ELMER #173244 COTM.

05/29/2016 08:04.57 PM Report This Comment
Indy-Cart 500! 5-29-16
After we decide who won the card game we can race our carts around the parking lot. Haven't had an Indy-Cart 500 yet, why not start a new "tradition"? We may need to take all those pillows off the top of the refrigeratorss and put them on the cart seats though. 500 miles sounds like it could get tiring on the ol' bum. :-)

Luvbug tosses his 50 into the litter basket and tries to get Fang & his toys out of the water dish. He like washing his toys as much as he likes playing with them! Mallow says she needs her fridge-top pillow so she can sleep up there and be closer to the midnight snacks. She'll be flying her 500 so I guess her 'bum' won't be sore. So, her 51 is a 'stinker', not her bum. Hahaaa! Haley says Bonnie brought boomers and hail to their place, but I swear, she never left the house! She tosses her 71 and heads out to warm up her race cart.

Mimi claims everything in her world is up on her fridge. Small world, huh? Her 71 is a loser too, so she borrows her own pillow and heads out to fluff up her seat. Princess P.D. has to share his tiara today with COTD GTt. *snicker* We're doing our best to ignore both of you, but with that winning 69 you got there, that's gonna be hard to do. And Bee Gee has the only other winner, 54, held together with a paper clip while she washes and waxes her cart before the start of the 500.

PD & BG are both sporting some jewelry today as they rev up their carts at the starting line. Nobody else brought any bling but that probably won't make any difference in the race. Just make sure to all have your pillows fluffed so you can see the race course markers.

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Funny, you'd think I'd be the
one out there in a race cart!
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/29/2016 01:21.01 PM Report This Comment
All-Day Bug Burger Buffet! 5-28-16
Sounds scrumptious! Angel Fang(52/7) gets the ball rolling by giving his bugs amnesty. That's fine, as long as you keep your bugs to yourself! *scratch scratch* Oh No! ... Moji(50/5) wants so much ketchup on her bug burger you won't be able to tell what kind of bugs those are. Looks like a bloody bug massacre, so I guess there was no amnesty THERE! Maybe just a bottle of ketchup & a straw for you, huh?

April(68/14) is staying away from all the bugs by sitting inside near the A/C. Warm in the east, cool in the west I see ... J.C(68/14) is also showing off his warm today while Mim & Mom seem to have gone to pott ... Dot's(70/7) mom's insurance has gone to pott! That can't be good. Want me to send BG over to bite someone at the insurance compnay? She'd be happy to do it! "Zero Amnesty!" That's her motto!

Persey(77/14), bless his little heart has remembered to bring his dusty Barbie head collection for putting day. For that you at least get honorable mention (since that's a really crappy putt) ... And finally Grunt(50/5) is ready for an all-day bug burger buffet since mom nearly starved us all to death by sleeping in & feeding us nearly an hour late today! It's a wonder we survived!

Putt-putt-puttering along:
1st - Tie, Moji & Grunt, 5. Maybe you two can keep each other warm!
2nd - Another tie, Fang & Dot, 7. Only the bugs get amnesty. We attack the insurance company at dawn.
3rd - Everybody else, 14. April, J.C. and Persey. Nobody's left for the cart barn!

That's okay. Memorial day weekend, we can ALL head down to the barn and crank up the still full-blast! I'll stay here and flip the bug burgers. Don't want burnt bugs. :-)

~~~~Pig~~~~
*hums a jazzy little
burger flipping tune*
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/28/2016 01:31.49 PM Report This Comment
Last Furiday in May w/ grape popsicles 5.27.16
A great warm pre holiday weekend temperatures. Everycat should be out there golfing and getting the high drive scores.. well, except BeeGee who left her warm wig at home, fluffed up her thick fur to use as a sunscreen, and whacked a low 48. Oh, well.

Luvug came through with an even 50 and brings a cooler full of Grape Popsicles. Thanks, and keep cool, LB.
A. mallow also scores 50 all the way up north of the LuvBug. Be careful while slurping those grape popsicles not to drop any on your fluffy white bib. Fully wigged, flirty 66 Steve plays in the sun with no sunscreen. Oh-oh.
Another 66 rises just behind from mimi. She tires N-gin's Fillet of frog first and is deliriously happy. The mudcat also wears her usual Tuxedo wig to play. No idea if this works as a sunscreen. Otherwise she will be black and white with red all over.
Third 66 coming up! Engine arrives with Flambe of Frog Fillets (oh yum, I drool just to say it) this is a gourmet treat for cats and humans alike. keep you hands off the cat food, moms!
Ana drives a purrfectly comfy 72 (so far) today. GT-t's 63 will rise really high later. Would somecat please pass the sunscreen?
Tuck can't get enough grape 'sicles and 67 plates of those charred frogs!
This is like our first warm outdoor picnic of the season.

The winners are:
Ana with her lovely 72
Tuck with 67 take-outs
Last:: Steve, mimi, & N-gin all 66

Into the barn goes BG 48

Purrs to All from PD Budd, non-golfing commenter
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/28/2016 11:16.09 AM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Put your left paw forward
take your left paw back
put your left paw forward
do the Lindy hop.Hop,hop,hop
What do you expect from a redheaded cat? Ohhh...GTt (66) differs in that opinion,she said I'm an orangehead,not a redhead.Tomato-to-mah-to.

Mudcat (49) no pole hopping,and wine imbibing today,we don't carry accident insurance at The Shack.

Mallow (53) has her own little red nose day going on after too much wine,and a staggery little dance she claims is a jitterbug. Who has bugs!

Luvbug (48) hails from wine (and whine) country,why aren't we playing golf there?

Haley (60) is getting all overheated just thinking about her 90-to-be.

I score a 64,and celebrate all that is me-redhead day! Redhead,red nose,I see a theme here.

Engine (64) is looking for lost slackers and shackers to feed her charred chipmunk and slivered silverfish to. As expected,Tuck (64) comes to the rescue to partake of rodent flambe'.
And BG,also lost in the CC2 Armageddon-ish feeling has hers,and everyone else's share of chip on a stick.

Scores
1st with 48 Luvbug
2nd with 49 Mudcat
3rd with 53 Mallow

Losers: (here's where it gets interesting....) GTt with 66,AND Tuck,Engine and I with 64. Apparently,the place to be is the cart barn today

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/26/2016 12:49.17 PM Report This Comment
5/25/16 - Drinking wine out of brown paper bags ..
Or something like that anyway. Another garbage day is upon us, this time Luvbug perks us up with the news that it is the day to celebrate the humble grape. Or blackberry or elderberry or whatever your fancy. It’s Wine Day. On Wine Down Wednesday, how fitting is that? Luvbug starts us out with a 45 (=9)

Looks like Mallow got an early start as she drinks too much wine, does some heavy duty whining and then hides her score on the CMR page! Wonder what the CC general populace makes of that 55 (=10) word cryptic message over there? Let’s all chip in to get glasses for our resident Angel! Steve meanwhile decides to celebrate Towel Day by wearing that very item of apparel to the links. While also celebrating Tap Dance Day. And whining. Such talent, he can do 58 (=13) things at the same time!

Engine brings us 62 (=8) servings of Minced Mice and foregoes the towel to show off her summer fur. Mimi does a tap dance around a pole and putts a 65 (=11) while Tucker chooses to dance for wine. Or Centipede Coladas.

And to finish off, a meeting of the “Six Club” is convening at the 19th hole. First BeeGee is brown bagging it (and whining) with a 51 (=6), April has a 60 (=6) and is whining into her wine in the freezer (to each his own!) and Gracie T-t has chosen to help her OL celebrate Seniors Fitness Day with 51 (=6) reps of wineglass curls.

Okay, EVERYONE do some wine glass curls while I sort out the scores:
1st – The Six Club, BeeGee, April and Gracie T-t
2nd – Engine with an 8
3rd – Luvbug with 9
And cart barn duty today goes to the team of Steve and Tucker each with Lucky 13!

Now, no more whining out there!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote A. Elmer #173244 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) ♥ OJ ~ Celebrating ME!, A. Smokey ♥ A PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ It's Playoffs time!.

05/25/2016 10:28.36 AM Report This Comment
A scavenger hunting we will go! 5-24-16
Luvbug(42) scavenged up something yucky right out the door. Escargot. Just a fancy French word for slimy snails. Why is it everything sounds delicious in French? For example, who wouldn't like a nice steaming bowl of "crotte de chien" for lunch? Sounds yummy. Til you find out it's dog poop. Kinda loses its appeal, heh? ... Mallow(54) is trying to confuse us! (And succeeding mightily) by cheering for "bothers fay". At least she's not hunting "Rs" out of season ... The Angels(58) are booming away for Victoria Day. You aren't hunting Victorias are you? Is it Victoria season already??

Steve(53) is looking the scavengers in the eye as he carefully stalks the wild road kill. Let 'em have it, Steve. Dead skunk ain't worth the trouble ... Our semi-absent Queen de Cuisine Engine(60) crashes in on the Kibble Kruiser to deliver something "Lost in Translation". I don't know what it is either, but if you can make highballs out of it, I'm all fur it!

GTt(50) is scavenger hunting WAY in back of her closet, pulling out the dusty but not too rusty old tiara bestowed upon her by Q.Gracie back in the days of yore ... Tucker(54) is wishing bad things on his imaginary brother, sending him out for spiders in the basement. Imaginary, of course. Tucker is also grabbing shrimp & skipping ticks. Takes talent! ... And Bee Gee(52) revs up her slimy little snail coupe for the parking lot races. Times TBA.

Lots of 50s today:
1st - Engine, 60. I can hear her engine ticking. *snicker*
2nd - Angels, 58. Make sure Victoria showers after the hunt!
3rd - Tie, Mallow & Tucker, 54. Is it Bothers Fay already? Spend it in the Spider Closet!

Wow, Luvbug is ALL alone with that chilly score! I thought you were getting 90s down there?? Wha' happened? I'll help ya sweep the spiders out of the cart barn if you want. I ain't a-scared of no stinkin' spider!

~~~~Pig~~~~
Yipe! There really ARE spiders out there!
I'm only not afraid of the invisible kind.
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/24/2016 01:23.26 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Todays golf session is dedicated to our buddy UBB.Its the 1st anniversary of his crossing. Not a celebration mind you,but a remembrance of a great friend and fellow player. Or,as GTt ( 56 ) remembers him- the only CC member who dropped out of royalty running by dying. Good excuse as any.

Luvbug ( 38 ) gives UBB the 7 golfball salute. Duck!

Mallow gets to feeling all deja-vuey on us with another 52. Maybe your stuck in a time warp.

I score a 46.I'm collecting lucky pennies to buy a turtle. Good thing Engine isn't here today to make it something on a stick.

April seems to be pretty foggy today. Foggy enough to forget to leave a score.

Mudcat lives up to her name with a soggy 57.

Tuck ( 47 ) is ready for open season on the chipmunk.He's tired of just taunting them for fun.

BG ( 48 ) the proud (and only) owner of The Chipmunks greatest hits, blasts their irritating songs while scrounging thru the cart seats for pennies.

Scores:
1st with 38 Luvbug
2nd with 46 me
3rd with 47 Tuck

Losers:Mudcat with 57,and GTt with 56

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/23/2016 11:38.35 AM Report This Comment
Get your goth on! 5-22-16
Going goth and it isn't even Halloween! Shoulda done this yesterday. Almost all the catties are perma-goth!

Luvbug gets one of the losing hands today, 44, and wanders over to the lounge for a vanilla whiskey to await the final outcome. Also in on the losing bandwagon is Mallow, who sashays off to the lounge to regale the patrons with a rousing rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" on her electric harp. You COULD play 52 pick-up. *snicker* The Angels are dealt a 56 but claim it feels like a much cooler hand. And the fourth loser today is Bee Gee, also heading to the lounge after tossing her 51, to call to order the annual meeting of the Sparrow Spotters.

Now for the winners: PD needed a win today, and GTt came through with a 49. His catbuck supply was getting so low he couldn't afford paper & pens to continue working on the Furlip Files. Gracie came through for 59% goth Mimi too. It seems JC & mom are competing for the household goth title. And Tucker has the final winner with his 54. He opts to skip the goth grab for catbucks and see what's flapping at the Sparrow Spotters meeting.

Grab your catbucks and get moving if you don't want to miss the entertainment in the lounge! It's not every day you see a cat in a giant fiddle AND one rocking the electric harp! Maybe we could start our own goth band! Mallow has that goth eyeliner thing going on, and Bee Gee has those giant goth bat ears. Hey, it could work...

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Too bad it wasn't Blackbird Boosters
meeting today.
Those blackbirds are pretty goth!
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/22/2016 01:22.28 PM Report This Comment
Memo Day! 5-21-16
And it looks like you all got the memo about those Barbie heads collecting dust in the shed. Good. It's nice to shake out the dust and cobwebs every now and then. :-)

A. Fang(44/8) shakes the dust off some patches, apparently getting ready to patch a few dusty old aprons. Or maybe life jackets. I'm not sure ... Moji(52/7) is SO excited about whacking her very own Barbie head! She's heard ALL about them from Mallow. Good thing you got the memo ... April(50/5) is bashing her Barbie in the moonlight. Early riser, that April!

Oh, listen to Mr. Bigshot Persey(44/8)! He's an official "cat" now, not a kitten, and he's nosing around the Cat Daniels and other potables! What memo did YOU get? ... Hm. Seems Dot(51/6) could have brought some venison for lunch but her mom decided to set little Bambi free. I guess it could have been worse. She could have decided to bring him home!

J.C.(63/9) whacks a frozen Barbie head and it goes to pieces. We all seem to do that now and then, especially around here ... And finally, Grunt(52/7) can't decide if she wants to whack a dusty Barbie or dusty Barney head. But bless her little heart, she's ready to don snorkel & fin and take a dip in the punch bowl with yours truly!

Okay catties, you aren't the waitstaff today, but the main attraction!
1st - April, by the light of the moon, 5.
1nd - Dot, with no Bambi, just Barbie, 6.
3rd - Tie, Moji & Grunt, eagerly awaiting the Preakness, 7.

The still tender & whiskey brewmaster for today is J.C. And well it should be, since the mom of the house needs some rest, and a few shots from the CS still will put you in a very restful mood! :-)

~~~Pig~~~
Don't forget your free treats!
(Some Bambi jerky would have been nice....)
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/21/2016 12:39.39 PM Report This Comment
Friday Nascart races after Pizza Day 5-20-16
A great day here at the Catty Shack Golf Course! All you want in any flavor pizza day eight after all that pizza and brew for Persey;s 1st b'day bash. And now our very own 1st Annual (3rd Furiday in may) Nascart Races in the parking lot.
Yes, Luvbug, you have 48 cobwebs but you can hire Persey (for next to nothing) to clean for you. Every dy he comes up out of the basement draped in veils of cobwebs trailing across his black body.
We missed N-gin yesterday (who apologizes) and her memorable roadkill menu. Today she brings 58 strings of squirrel links to the links. And BG is the first to take some of that sausage for her pizza. Warning: she found 44 bees in a bouquet somecat left for her... Steve?
Tuck takes 48 pieces of pizza with Heinekat back home in his cart... no racing for him.
Steve's not racing either... gives him a "crink" in the neck. But 46 slices of hot cheesy pizza sounds about right.
Ana's Nascart team scores a 50 and puts her in the running to win. While GTt eith 39 says bets are being taken right up to race time in the CH backroom (I didn't know we had a "backroom"?)
For some reason mimi and JC are collecting. So far 51 cents toward their million-- is that catbucks?
Today is another favourite day for A. mallow-- Pizza, of course. She wants to load up on onion, garlic and feta cheese toppings after the Nascart race. Please hover on the other side of us?

First Annual Nascart Winners:
Engine 58-- you're forgiven.
Mimi & JC 51-- all green and moldy feeling(?)
Ana& team 50 --surprise!

Cleaning dust off the NasCarts-- GTT 38

So, that's all folks for another fun Furiday
Purrs from PD Budd, non-golfing commenter
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05/21/2016 06:51.47 AM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Its that special time!! We have a BD to celebrate at The Shack-Persey's!!! In true BD tradition,GTt (42) brings the pizza and beer-pawty til you puke. OK,maybe not so much that,but lets all have a great time with the BD fellow. That'll keep Tuck (38) a happy boy as he laments about his Arctic weather. Where are the May rays when you need them? I (48) second that after a cold and snowy weekend. May rays would be SO much better if they were like laser death rays. Bummer.

Luvbug (52) is first to arrive,last to leave the BD celebration. He must have heard there was devils food CAKE. Wonderful,wonderful cake!

Mallow (51) skinny dips into the food of the devil (the devil made her do it) while The Angels (56) feel the warm,sticky love of cake themselves.

Mudcat (58) tells Summer "your fired". You've definitely gots better hair,and purrsonality than The Donald.

BG (48) fashionably late to every pawty (SHE claims its technical difficulties) takes a roll with a mole.

Scores:
1st with 38-Tuck!
2nd with 42 GTt
3rd with a tie 48-BG and ME

Losers:
Mudcat with 58,and The Angels with 56

XOXO~S~

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05/19/2016 01:23.54 PM Report This Comment
5/18/16 - Putting into dirty dishes day
Or something like that anyway. Luvbug is first up, making us very very hungry for cheese souffle but since it’s No Dirty Dishes Day we can’t make any. A conundrum indeed, let us ponder it for 54 (=9) minutes. Mallow doesn’t need to ponder, she uses dirty dishes as, well, substitute Barbie heads and comes up with a 53 (=8), while Steve in true bachelor fashion foregoes the dishes completely. The sink is his dish, deal with it world! A 50 (=5) for The Orange One this morning.

Gracie T-t has no dirty dishes, the OL just did all 38 (=11) of them. She must have peeked ahead and seen this holiday coming! Engine meanwhile tempts us with Lobster and Ladybird Lasagne. Now THAT’S a kitty who knows how to dirty some dishes! It’s 62 (=8) for Engine while Mimi with a 57 (=12) decides to celebrate Cheese Souffle Day. Hold the soufflé, she’s going straight for the cheese! Fewer dishes that way.

Tucker is up to 49 (=13) different kinds of bird watching while enjoying some cheese soufflé, while April (who is definitely NO fool!) sings 45 (=9) verses of “Walking on Sunshine.” Rounding things out, the ever thoughtful BeeGee is going to make a 54 (=9) ounce soufflé and leave the dishes for her Mom.

Who gets to wash the dishes today??
1st – Steve with 5 gets to buy drinks all around
2nd – Mallow and Engine with 8 ways of emptying said drinks
3rd – Luvbug, April and BeeGee have 9 sinksful of drink glasses. Get sudsing!

Off to cart charging duties goes Tucker with Lucky 13. Watch the birdie!

Hey, I’ve got an idea! Since it’s No Dirty Dishes Day and Visit Relatives Day, let’s combine the two and leave Grandma with the cheese soufflé dishes!

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05/18/2016 02:06.38 PM Report This Comment
Grab your rats & let's get packing! 5-17-16
Luvbug(52) lets his rats pack off with all the walnuts around his place. They can have all ours too! ... Mallow(52) is hexing all those wanna-be pack rats that might try to hang around her place, but has NO problem hoarding some cherry cobbler ... Steve(52!) is apparently a little confused (what a surprise!) and thinks we're playing "slap rat". He's looking for a small rat-mouse that he can slap around.

Mimi(61) snags a walnut from Lubvug's packrat and gives it what-for! Or fore ... April(44) says she thinks she saw seventy cool pack rats this morning. Maybe they were helping Luvbug's packrats tote out all those walnuts ... Engine's(58) packrats are bringing in goldfish synchronized with silverfish, swimming in something potable. Cheers! ... GTt(40) takes the "Turn Beauty Inside Out" challenge. Eeww. Please put your insides back in. *shudder*

Tucker(51) is patting his stash of ratty toys, shoving them behind the trash can so his mom won't find them. Never hide anything near the trash: the dog WILL find it! ... And Bee Gee(50) wants to point out that we seem to be ratpacking all our Barbie heads away for a special occasion or something. How about Saturdays? Catties? You need to step up the the tee and whack those heads!

Okay, not too many LONG long drives in today's shack pack:
1st - Mimi, demonstrating the pack rat walnut whack, 61.
2nd - Engine, synchronizing the swimmers & the shooters, 58.
3rd - Every else! Well, almost. Luvbug, Mallow, & Steve, each with a ratty little 52.

Looks like Inside-out GTt will be inside the cart barn outside, with an assist from April. I think the only ones left with nothing to do are Tuck & Bee Gee. Maybe you can dust off the Barbie heads so the catties will see them Saturday!

~~~Pig~~~
Those little pack rats look so cute
with their little tiny back-packs!
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05/17/2016 01:13.05 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
You put the OJ in the champagne,and drink it all up. Sue me,i don't have a lime and a coconut.Besides,its mimosa day-breakfast of champions! We get to love our trees today while piercing sea monkeys and purpling for peace. I'm exhausted already.

Luvbug ( 48 ) is busy brewing us up some scallops with cream and butter. Is Paula Deen a relative of yours?

Mallow does the math,and enjoys 52 beverages but who's counting?

I score a 37. I'm spreading orange love for world peace. Purple is overrated. Everyone knows orange is a happy color.

Haley ( 40 ) is feeling a bit windy today *burp* And you make fun of me!

Engine ( 44 ) finds the purrfect compliment to mimosas -flap jacks and brandy basted bullfrogs. That'll keep ya hoppin.

GTt ( 33 ) is taking grump lessons from the golf bully. She's got her grump to keep her warm.

Mudcat scores a high 50 from a low 47 after thjngs got hot and steamy with the cable company. Thats my version of it.

BG ( 52 ) comes paddling in last on the back of her trusty duck. Water golf anyone?

Scores:
1st with 33 GTt
2nd with 37 ME
3rd with 40 Haley

Losers: Tie with Mallow and BG,and Mudcat with 50

XOXO ~ S ~

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05/16/2016 10:52.12 AM Report This Comment
Rainbow days! 5-15-16
And you all look quite lovely in your stylish rainbow outfits. Luvbug is relaxing with a chilled glass of rainbow wine from our very own Black Cat distillery label while he waits to share the pot with whoever else has a winner. His is a 49. Mallow supplied the Rainbow Deck for today's special game, and somehow 'manages' a winner too, 45. Methinks thou doth fluff and polish a bit too much. *wink* The whole Angel family is here to celebrate master's rainbow birthday! Happy day to you! And they will share a slice of the pot too, with their 45, so they'll be able to get him something nice.

Tuck tosses his 37 in the trash and tries to avoid being knocked over the rainbow after he hooks a claw in mom's pantyhose! Gee Mimi, if you think YOU're late, just take a peek at PD's arrival time! Here's hoping your mom never grapples with strangling pantyhoses! And yes, you look dapper in your straw hat, even though you also look like a loser with 55.

Bee Gee is looking Pippy-ish in her rainbow stockings & straw hat. She helps herself to a plate of chocolate chips cookies while tossing that losing 56 sky high. And finally PD flutters in two hours after everybody else. *tap tap tap* Hope we didn't inconvenience you by holding a card game today! *glare* At least you have plenty of losing companionship to nibble cookies with.

Let's see, the list of losers includes Tucker, Mimi, Bee Gee, and PD. Three winners will be playing pantyhose tug-o-war for the loot. Luvbug, Mallow, & the Angels, on your marks, get sets, GOES!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
I think I would look very distinguished
as the Black Cat distillery spokescat
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05/15/2016 12:43.34 PM Report This Comment
Catty action on the mini links! 5-14-16
I'm glad you all brought your mini golf clubs. Aren't they cute? Oh! And thanks SO much for showing your e-collar solidarity by wearing your favorite cone today. My favorite has to be the clear one with the little green flowers on it. Yes, I have a wide variety, all mom-made for my wearing enjoyment. *coff*

So, how did you little catties do on the putt-putt course? Let's see here. *scroll scroll* Looks like A. Fang didn't do terrifically well, with a 48/12. Must have been distracted by the belly dancers ... Well now, Moji(60/6) chicken danced her way to a fine score! That's crazy! ... Gosh, J.C.(59/14) has been out of the loop for so long he almost forgot the rules. And I almost forgot to put him in the recap! ... The Angels(56/11) could see clearly today. Clearly, that's better than seeing blurry.

Persey(46/10) is pondering the imponderable riddle: "Who catties for the catties?" ... Dot(54/9) is pleased to announce that she is back to being the lone black cat of the family. You'll have to have a few mews with Piper & make sure she understands the rules! ... Sounds like Grunt(63/9) is in agreement with Persey about watching the birds migrate. Kicking back with chicken & biscuit sammies. Do chickens migrate?

So, here's the way things went on the mini-links:
1st - Looks like crazy Moji wins with that 6.
2nd - Dot & Grunt tie things up with their 9s.
3rd - And Persey is pondering that 10.

Losers today are A. Fang & J.C. Remember, J.C., not ALL the stuff from the still is for your mom, although she might appreciate a big snort!

~~~Pig~~~
Tell the truth: Does this e-collar
make me look like a lamp?
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05/14/2016 12:49.50 PM Report This Comment
5.13 Lucky Black Cats!!!
Bye bye, dear PD Budd. Not forgotten-- just buried, he guarantees he will be here to comment on Furidays and on Card Days so no one will complain that I am cheating (Ha!). BUT, he's enjoyed the Open Bar and Apple Pie since early this a.m. and is in no condition to write up today's comment. He'll be here Sunday.
PD got a wonderful farewell from BG and her gang, many of whom are Lucky Black cats. She turned in a 60 to get that many slices of apple pie to share.
Tuck, with a 59 brought his own Lucky Dot. He passes the Cat Daniels around to wash down his apple pies.
I cut 60 slices of apple pie with mice cream. What a grand farewell pawty, furiends. PD says thanks... or will as soon as he's able to walk a straight line.
Ana/April opens 52 windows on the great sunny day.
Steve salutes his old hot tub coach, PD, with Tuba Taps and munches on 57 Crouton Cough Drops. The musical wondercat, A. mallow, purrforms a duet for Tuba and Electric harp written by mallow. She took her 57 slices of apple pie to enjoy the Black Cat Day at the Clubhouse Bar.
LuvBug hits 50 and celebrates his Black Cat day. He brings his own black catty, Fang, to the PD Pawty.
Today is PD's favorite day and thanks all his furiends.
All are winners today especially:,
1st- mudcat mimi & JC, the Bad Boy 64
2nd - GTt (no, I didn't cheat!) & BeeGee, 60
3rd - Tuck & his Black Dot, 59
No need to find losers. They can tend the still. Persey brought it inside and opened it up on the bar. Smells good, huh?
Let's all stand for tuba taps-- thanks Steve.
Purrs,
GTt

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05/13/2016 03:04.26 PM Report This Comment
*pffffft*
Black cats, black cats, so what? We have so many of them here they should start a club. But then, we have almost as many white cats.

I guess we're gathered here today to say one last fare-thee-well to the esteemed author and dedicated non-golfer PD. I'm holding my breath for Taps On a Tuba, coming up later, courtesy of Stevio Wonder. NOW do you know why I'm holding my breath?

Well, is it fitting that the PD farewell party is on Friday the 13th? Yes, here at Catty Shack we spit in the eye of all those silly superstitions! PD, you brave intrepid soul, buried next to a black cat on Friday the 13th. It doesn't get much more dramatic than that! You sure know how to make an exit!

Okay, I'll take my piddling little golf shot now, for a 60. I'm really more in the mood for some apple pie and brandied fruit cocktail. Bring on the pole dancing!

Bee Gee
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05/13/2016 07:03.07 AM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
We daily play golf at The Shack
we always have each others back
We eat and have fun
and when we're all done
Good manners we surely do lack.

Its not the greatest,I'm a little tired here.It IS chronic fatigue awareness day. ONE stinkin day to be aware how fatigued you are,use it wisely!

Luvbug (50) has the cure for what chronically makes you tired-Take a nap,or call the vet! See-look how perky you all look now!

Mallow (51) wants no applause,just throw money for her own catchy (and frankly pretty good-did "I" say that?) limerick.

I score a really,really fatigued 57. Its all that tuba playing for PD's wake,one only has so much air to blow.

Ana is looking fab,not fatigued with her 47.

Mudcat (61) hates to whack and run (wha????),but mother calls. No,not Mother nature.

Engine (63)has a morning picker-upper of roasted rooster (see-don't cock-a-doodle do too early,you end up roasted) and sterling on a stick.

GTt (45)invites all to the wake like has never been waked before (no-not the sleepy kind of wake). Pawty for the PD commences tomorrow with (you listening Tuck???) open bar,pole dancing (Mudcat),and tuba playing!

Tuck (57,are you following me around???) assumes the severe weather position-grab your ...tail,and head under the couch.

And last,we have the stars of the COTD window yesterday-Molly,Smokey,A. Buster,and ....hiding in the background is Little Miss (54) pawning off left over COTD goodies. Any nutty fudge left? Ohhh,that ain't no nut!

Scores:
1st with 45 GTt
2nd with 47 Ana
3rd with 50 Luvbug

Losers: Engine with 63,and Mudcat with 61

XOXO~S~

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05/12/2016 02:15.42 PM Report This Comment
5/11/16 - Eat What You Want in the Twilight Zone
Another garbage day at Ye Olde Catty Shack is upon us! Luvbug shoots a 48 (=12) and tells us it’s Foam Roller Day before he heads to the clubhouse for some time with those ingenious little gadgets that help us get all the kinks out without spending an arm & leg at the massage clinic.

Mallow hears that it’s Twilight Zone day, and sure enough her putt of 52 (=7) drops down the hole to emerge in another dimension! Steve has a 57 (=12) and says he is not a fan of those foam rollers because they pull all his fur out. Silly boy, you’re using a lint roller!!

Engine celebrates Eat What You Want Day by bringing us 60 (=6) servings of Mashed Mole and Mackerel. Seconds here, please! Mimi, meanwhile, is ALL about the foam rollers! She shoots a 61 (=7) and finds a nice spot on the clubhouse floor to roll to her little heart’s content. Tucker shoots a 57 (=12) and hangs around the clubhouse to avoid the dog, the voles, and the Twilight Zone.

Haley, despite her 38 (=11) is Little Haley Sunshine this morning, while Gracie T-t bids that we all remove our golf caps in honour of our pal PD Budd, who is being tucked in today beside his very best beloved Budd, UBB. A 42 (=6) putt salute seems like a proper Catty Shack tribute.

Rounding out the day is BeeGee with 46 (=10) foam hair rollers! And she wonders why it feels a bit bumpy when she rolls.

1st – Engine and Gracie T-t, both with 6
2nd – Mallow & Mimi with 7
3rd – BeeGee with 10

And on cart barn duty today we have Luvbug, Steve and Tucker, foam rollers and all!

Now, for the Eating What You Want part of the day. Any Mashed Mole left?

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05/11/2016 01:57.22 PM Report This Comment
Shoeless golfing anyone? 5-10-16
Just remember to watch your step in the "sand traps". *snicker* Oh, also be careful in all those messy rooms we all need to clean but probably won't. Unless we stay up all night. We could do that! Another reason to party! Luvbug(48) prefers to trust his intuition, which is probably telling him not to go shoeless anywhere around the shack, and to stay out of ALL the rooms!

Mallow(49) has "angel" duty today. She really must have had to work hard on shining up her halo before heading over to deliver some shrimp to Mimi & JC while their mom is ailing ... Notice to everyone: Don't touch Steve's(51) "stuff. As if anyone would want to. *shudder* ... Oh look! Those shrimp were just the thing to get Mimi's(61) mom up and at 'em! ... April(35) is shivering to the oldies today! You do realize winter is OVER, right?

Oh dear. Is there a mini Freddy Kruger loose at GTt's(32) place?? A trail of blood from the bed to the night stand? Make sure Persey doesn't run with scissors ... Look at all the yummies Engine(65) brought! Lazy lizard legs, mouseroni, and Black Rabbit's velvety (velveteen?) Dinner Coat! That should keep us going while we clean our rooms! *coff* ... Uh-oh. Tuck(50) is just begging for trouble, heading to Steve's closet to rifle through his stuff! Good luck with that ... And finally, Bee Gee(42) seems to think we need to increase the degree of difficulty on the links by adding a few windmills. Anybody else for that?

Who walked the longest with no shoes?
1st - Engine & her velvet rabbit, 65.
2nd - Mimi and "playful" JC, 61.
3rd - Steve & his "stuff, 51.

And off to the cart barn trots Gracie (don't let Persey run with scissors!) with April along to assist.

~~~Pig~~~
No matter what anyone tells you,
my room does NOT look like a "PigPen"!
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05/10/2016 02:07.13 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Mattress tag rippin day.Before you get your paws all flexed and ready,remember only a few of us (me) looks good in prison orange.I KNOW you have all read the "do not remove by penalty of law" labels. Those highly annoying,stiff paper things on every pillow,mattress,and cushion. We ask ourselves why? Well,thankfully Mallow (46) knows why-to tempt us,tease us,and to make us all the radicals she knew we could be.Maybe she knows where the lost socks are hiding too.

Luvbug( 49) is trying to peddle old grapes for something called Muscat. Wonder if the muscat chased the muskrat.

I score 50. I stay up nights wondering if the socks ran away with the mittens. Then we'll have smittens. Sock it to me.

April (44) has a clear view,we'll make her the lookout when we go tag ripping.

Tuck (46) first one in,last one out for the Moscato. He heard its Grrrrrrrrape!

Engine (60) goes for broke with breaking all the rules. Why break one when you can break many-go big,or go home,but please kindly leave the chicken with chiggers and Tomcat Collins keg before you go to the pokey.

Gracie The Thumb (43) not only skilled in the slight of paw card games,is also the undisputed un-buttoning champ too.

Bg (52) is mattress ripping ALL night long. She does her best(and worst) work in the dark. Wonder how many years you get in jail for destroying the entire mattress. BG is just the girl to find out for us.

Scores:
1st with 43 GTt
2nd with 44 April
3rd with a tie 46-Tuck and Mallow

Losers: Engine 60,and BG 52

Announcement from Engine-Mudcats mom will be taking a LOA. A group get well soon!

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05/09/2016 01:12.54 PM Report This Comment
Happy Mothers Day! 5-8-16
Although I'm not positive, but I don't think any of you here are actually mothers. I know I'M not! Not a father neither! heh heh...

Luvbug has the day's first loser with a 47 and heads over to the bar to sulk. Maybe there's something from the still you can mix with a Coke to cheer you up. Mallow has a sour look on her face, but it's hard to tell if that's because of the 50 she was dealt or those lemons she's been sucking. The Angels are here again, but this time they're holding a losing hand of 56.

PD is apparently math challenged, or at least when it comes to cards. Some enlightenment for you: that 45 you got dealt IS a winning hand! 4+5=9. Remember? Doh! Face palm time. Tucker, however, IS correct when he says GTt did him no favors. He tosses that 51 out and heads to the bar to sulk with Luvbug. Maybe you can share some empanadas. He's got spiked Coke so no need for the spiked lemonade. Yet. And Bee Gee is doing the catdance of joy with her first winner since the Reagan administration. Or so she says. Don't believe a word of it. At any rate, she does have a winner, 59. Yay.

Looks like PD & BG will be sharing the pot, so your funds aren't TOO bad PD. At least not as bad as you thought. So let's break out the cement pinata and watch all the moms try to crack 'er open! It'll give them plenty of exercise, and gives us plenty of time to sample all the different "flavors" from the still that we have available to "liven up" the lemonade!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Good thing it's Red Cross Day. We may need a few bandages
by the time we're all done with the cement pinata!
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05/08/2016 12:58.02 PM Report This Comment
Catty Day at the Kentucky Derby 5-7-16
And it looks like most of your catties actually showed up today. Good job! A. Fang(47/11) shows up early wearing one of those crazy Derby hats covered in Monarchs. Butterflies! Not the royal monarchs! ... Then Moji(54/9) throws HER fancy headgear into the ring, along with flowers and ribbons and everything else she could think of. Might even be a horse in there if you look close ... The Angels(50/5) join hands and fly over the grandstands keeping an eye on the festivities.

Persey(49/13) has a nice score for a card game, not such a great score for putting. We'll see if we can hold that horse til tomorrow ... Dot(50/5) has a great putt in spite of those cramps. Oh, wait, your MOM is cramping your STYLE. Well, why didn't you say so! ... Bee Gee(58/13) knows enough to stay away from "Mom The Bombshell" after waking her up two hours early practicing for the races! ... And J.C.(59/14) arrives just in time to lose the whole shebang! If it weren't for you, Persey & Bee Gee would have shared that honor. Thanks!

1st - Tie, The Angels & Dot, 5.
2nd - Moji, with a 9.
3rd - A.Fang. Who would have thought 11 would be good for 3rd??

And everybody else gets to head to the stables, er barn, to stir up a quick batch of mint juleps for your racing enjoyment. J.C.(14) will get some enthusiastic assistance from Bee Gee & Persey!

~~~Pig~~~
Be sure to take plenty of derby day photos for your scrapbooks!
Don't the catties look splendid in their fancy floofy Derby hats?
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05/07/2016 03:44.33 PM Report This Comment
5.6 Scoot on Over!!
Plenty of Space to Play your Tubas today on Beverage Appreciation Day. And we do appreciate all our beverages.
Luvbug starts out dressed up for No Pants Day wearing only his fluffy bottoms and selecting one of his best of 47 beverages.
A. mallow arrives with a 52 which makes her think that summer is just around the corner! Was that 52 strange beverages you were drinking?
Steve declares 45 noes: NO pants, No homework, No diet, but a secret 'Yes' for his nursie Gma.
Ana brings 52 cloudy beverages and more 'crap'-- (her word not mine).
N-Gin mixed up 44 Kentucky mice juleps for this beverage day... go with those mice catnip canapes.
J.C hit top scooting speed of 51 for mimi on his way to the Vet. Get back in time for Catty Golf, J.C.
K. Tuck celebrated Tuba Day with 52 toots on his way to the Scoot Races. Cheer for JC.
GT-t brings 53 bottles of something and announces our own brand of bottled brew coming right from our Cart barn still. the suggested label 'Still Leftovers." Cats on cart barn duty can start washing the bottles today That will be N-gin (44) and Steve (45).
Winner of the ay is grumpy and groaning BG who slings insults at Steve and then insists on her need for wide space to stay away from us. Well... okay...

Scores:
1st BeeGee 58. Now quick complaining
2nd GT-t 53. Counting bottles
3rd Tied -- K. Tuck, Ana, mallow 52 drink at the Scoots

With Purrs from you Furiday comventer,
PD Budd

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05/06/2016 04:09.44 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Happy Cinco de Meow! Whats with all the 5's today? Cinco de Mayo,revenge of the 5th day. We're all going to the dark side. Day of reason-pa-lease! Hoagie and oyster day-maybe. Enough tequila will make anything taste good,even Engine's (56) skunk stroganoff for our authentic Mexican meal.

Luvbug (46) doesn't put all his oysters in one basket because really,how many oysters can one eat,and who really wants to!

Mallow has 5's on her mind with a score of 50.She's also gravitating (levitating maybe??) towards oyster mayhem.

I score another 46,and find MANY reasons to drink and celebrate. The oyster not being one of them.

The Angels have hopped on the 46 train as well,but theirs is on the soggy side.

Mudcat carries on the 5's tradition with a low 53. Hello....can Spring come out and play/stay?

Tuck (50) the voice of reason himself *snicker* comes in out of the rain for a Heinicat and a Hoagie.

BG scores the biggest high five of all-55!! Can't get any more perfect than that. Winner,winner,Mexican dinner which she won't touch with a 10 foot 9 iron.

GTt ruins the 5 streak with a 48. Whats that you say??? You want billboards and signs posted for Perseus's BD on the 15th for all to attend? Kidding! This is a "members only" (no,not the brand of coat) event. Very VIP here :)

Scores:
1st-three way tie with Luvbug,the Angels and me with 46
2nd: GTt with 48
3rd:Tuck and Mallow with 50

Losers: Engine with 56,and BG with 55. We'll throw Mudcat in with you so she isn't lonely and cold.

XOXO~S~

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05/05/2016 01:14.35 PM Report This Comment
5/4/16 - Home Brew Day at the Catty Shack!
Oh finally, all that work in the cart barn is being recognized! Gather round, golfers, and pat yourselves on the back!

Luvbug starts out the day with 47 (=11) celebrations to choose from, and Home Brew Day is definitely in the top of the heap. Mallow is going to recognize Respect For Chickens Day and she brings 53 (=8) Biker Chicks to share the home brew. Steve chooses Petite and Proud Day, though he has to give a nod to Orange Juice Day too. After all, it IS something orange! A 47 (=11) for Steve today.

Engine stopped at the bakery today & picked up 60 (=6) orange-themed treats while Tucker, the Official Taster of the Home Brew (get in line, K. Tuck!) has dug 42 (=6) holes in the garden to help Mom plant. But, what YOU planted in those holes I’m pretty she did not want.

The Angels are breaking records again with a 48 (=12) and Gracie T-t hands out 48 (=12) mugs of home brew. Mimi would rather celebrate Grump Out Day and it’s a 57 (=12) for her. Now you’d think you know what holiday would be nearest & dearest to BeeGee’s grumpy little heart, but she chooses to share her respect for chickens. Especially if said chickens are in casserole form. A 62 (=8) for BeeGee to round out the day.

Now listen carefully, let’s see if we can get everyone involved in the results. Here goes:
1st – Engine & Tucker, tied with 6
2nd – Mallow and BeeGee (aka Grumpy and Grumpier) both with 8
3rd – Luvbug and Steve, both with 11

And off to tend the home brew goes everyone else, the Angels, Gracie T-t and Mimi all with 12.

Every time all the golfers appear in the summary we have to chug!

Your Guest Common (pickled) ‘Tater, Mike

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05/04/2016 01:17.59 PM Report This Comment
Flying carpets at the shack 5-3-16
There's more than one way to get sky-high at Catty Shack! Luvbug(43) is meditating in his garden and may be planning to get up into the clouds on a magic bean stalk ... Mallow(57) is thinking about experimenting with a "chocolate high". Don't do it! Just be satisfied with those high temperatures you're expecting ... The Angels(48), of course, are always "high", being up there at the bridge and all.

Steve(45) is having a hard time getting into the highness of today, since he can't seem to get his kite in the air. You have to run, Steve, run! Faster! ... Engine(62) sails in perched on the high decks of the Appetizer Ark. And what delights she's brought: proscuitto-wrapped possum & a fully stocked liquor locker. Now that's a sure-fire way to get high ... Tucker(43) has discovered a way to make his household rugs higher off the floor: hide his toys & hairballs under them. Whatever solves your storage problem.

Mimi(67) is probably trying to PREVENT her mom from getting too high. Hide her meds! ... GTt(43) keeps the floors polished at her house by riding the flying carpets VERY close to the ground ... And Bee Gee(48) is trying every way she can think of to rise above the crowd today, flying carpets, flying kites, and training moths to carry her aorund.

So, who got the highest today?
1st - WAAAAY up there at 67 feet is Mimi. Must be some good meds.
2nd - Engine looks down 62 feet from up on the ark.
3rd - Mallow is watching her chocolate melt in the warm 57.

A trio of low-flying losers today, Luvbug, Tucker, & GTt, each with 43. I'll bet you three will come up with some high-flying highballs in the cart barn, huh? Make sure it's only spirits from the "still of the night" & not something paranormal. *shudder*

~~~Pig~~~
Celebrating Asthma Day with Hot Rod.
He's getting high on HIS medicine!
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/03/2016 01:44.06 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Whats all this talk about babies,hugs and lunch??? Yuck,them things have a plethora of germs,and not the good kind.Then,to top it off,they want us to be nice to our bothers (I know mine is a bother) and sisters? Who are these people! Masters of torture is who they are. What is this virtual world coming to!

Luvbug (44) suggests we laugh til it hurts. Ohhhhh,he said no-one gets hurt. Bummer.

Mallow (57) steps up the food game with eggs fried over easy on the sidewalk with a sprinkling of gravel and topped with chewed gum. Its a Canada thing.

The Angels (44)get all misty-eyed over the sleepover games. Just like when we were kittens with Truth or Dare and TP'ing the other kittens houses.

Mudcat (68) pleads the 5th on her mom's newest injury. Where is BG's DNA at home kit when we need it. Get well soon Mudcats mom!!

Engine (64) adds a little sugar and salt (no,not spice) to our sugarglider on a stick (yes!) and catnip dipping sauce.

GTt (45) is just dreaming of playing golf today with the storms forcing her under the bed for the day. But wait-not before she grabs the catnip and tea. Never too frightened to eat and get your psychedelic haze on.

BG (44) has a full house,(no,we aren't playing cards today,stop getting excited) of brothers and sisters from another mother to deal with (maybe we should be playing cards).

Tuck (52) hits the bucket,better than kicking the bucket before grabbing "beverage" and heading under the bed with GTt.

And...somehow I forgot myself (53). Must have been all that talk about babies for lunch about makes me lose my lunch.

Scores:
1st with 44 a three way tie-Angels,Luvbug and BG
2nd with 45 GTt
3rd with 52 Tuck

Losers (not many left) are Mudcat with 68,and Engine with 64. That leaves Mallow and I to guard the still :)

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/02/2016 01:32.23 PM Report This Comment
Mayday! 5-1-16
Never can understand why "spring" is celebrated in May. Spring arrived weeks ago! Well, according to the calendar anyway. We still have a bit of a bouncing-ball going as far as the weather, but we are NOT complaining! We'll hit the hot stuff soon enough!

Luvbug gets the game started today with a "parfait" score of 45. Show-off. Next comes Mallow, dancing around the "repurposed" Festivus pole, doubling as a Maypole. She's dizzy with joy over her also-'parfait' 49. Nothing 'parfait' about the Angels score today, but they're still singing in the rain over that 48. Sounds like Mimi was busy trying to kill her mom again. But she made it back in time to shimmy & shake the Maypole with a losing 57.

GTt had to take a quick turn around the Festivus pole to spin-dry the deck of cards she dropped on the way to the White Whisker. She thinks Persey is ready to sit in on a few hands of 9-Lives, so he's filling in for PD for the foreseeable future. He doesn't fare so well on his first outing, but that 42 is bound to improve. Tuck probably thinks GTt should drop the cards more often. He's holding onto a winning 'parfait' 59. And Bee Gee has decided she doesn't want to risk twisted whiskers in a pole dance-off with Mimi & Mallow, so she opts for the hula instead. She dons her lei and doffs her losing 44.

A few winners today to get May off to a rolicking start. Luvbug, Mallow, and Tucker share the pot three ways. Now step up to the bar for a thirst quenching lemonade rum cooler!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Bet you never knew lemonade
could be so much fun!
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/01/2016 12:07.43 PM Report This Comment
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