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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 1 year old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Bee Gee
Uncle Buddy Budd

Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

SUNDAY AND HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits?

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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Catty Shack
Morning fellow Shackers! Hope today won't be as noisy as yesterday was. I'm tired of trying to hide in hidey holes that are too small; thankfully my Craving Cart has doublewide seats. Here's a delectable Chipmunk Casserole with Spider Sprinkles, a stack of RattleSnake Roll-ups and a keg of Catnip Lemoncello. I think that I saw a 70 on my way over? Vrrrooommmm......

meows and purrs


Come visit me, Strudel & Yoda, ~~Engine~~, Felix & Pudding, Exit Rocketman ♥ Mrs Whiskers, Angels Ping, ET, HC & Poppins OFFLINE, ~Orzo ♥ Cheesy~, ~~Michah and Biscuit~~ & ~~Rhubarb~~.

07/28/2014 02:59.32 AM Report This Comment
are around all day as a stronger cool front is due through, humid and 67 here this morning! ab

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

07/28/2014 01:12.27 AM Report This Comment
Monday CS
63. Well,wasn't that a fun night of dodging tornadoes!!! No wonder I chocolated myself. Chocolate milk? No thanks, I'm lactose intolerant.


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

07/28/2014 12:04.38 AM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
*Pulls out some fake hair from the drink* Ummmm. Oh well, the heat is on. *Now mom can't get THAT song out of her head*. *Flings a few odd shaped round objects in LJ and Fang's direction and watched them freak out and attach to the ceiling panels......*

Anyways. in case mom doesn't get on again tomorrow before the allotted time (IT being MONDAY and such. The forecast low is 64 and the high of 96.

The cart shack could use that bulldozer or two...... Oh well. *Checks out the bulldozer just in case*.


Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo - Thanks for COTD Badge, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004), Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Kuce (In Loving Memory 1993-2012) Thanks COTD.

07/27/2014 08:10.09 PM Report This Comment
Golfers, start your blenders! 7-27-14
Obviously this is a very popular day with the Shackers. We do love our Barbie in a blender! Blending their practice Barbie first today are the Angels with a 63 .... Mimi must have some little savages at the local park, she collects 76 Barbie heads for the practice bucket. Now if she can escape the screaming little bagpipes .... Steve(70) waxes eloquent about his Barbie swirling to oblivion. So who is "Eloquent" and why are you waxing him? .... Racing in to contribute their 71 heads to the bucket fund is Tucker(71), hurrying to avoid Steve tuning up his bagpipes.

Bee Gee arrives walking her pants over to the Barbie head bucket to deposit 55 little heads. Now she does a couple steps of The Blender while Steve is still trying to tune up .... Timmy(72) is thrillin' and chillin' about his unexpected win yesterday. He'll be trying out his new putter in the sticky-humidty .... And Mallow(59) chugs her blended Barbie while placing the hairy heads in the donation bucket.

Practice looks like this: Angels, 63 ... Mimi, 76 ... Steve, 70 ... Tucker, 71 ... Bee Gee, 55 ... Timmy, 72 ... Mallow, 59.

Now for some serious relaxing at the clubhouse. I guess we can let the cart barn slide for ONE more day.... We WILL need a bulldozer in there tomorrow.

I think I found a Barbie hair
~~~in my drink. Hmmmm....


07/27/2014 10:54.13 AM Report This Comment
~~ WHIRR ~~ Barbaritas! (chug chug)
Yep, it's that wonderful day again! And since all that fake hair just clogs up the blender anyway, I brought 59 Barbie heads to replenish our stock for practice day. FORE! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, Angel Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/27/2014 08:24.24 AM Report This Comment
Yay, I won yesterday!!!
Rained all night here and right now it is sticky-humid. Bought a new putter the other day, will have to see if that improves my score any. Mommy said she is hungry now so I might fix her one of my rattouile stews. Oh yeah, my score this morning is 72. TIMMY

Come visit me, Suki (In Loving Memory)1993-12/28/06, Timmy, Tucker & Bella.

07/27/2014 07:45.44 AM Report This Comment
I love a Barbie Smoothie!
Look! She's doing the Blender! To bagpipe accompaniment! That Barbie is a talented little icon. I see where it's also Take Your Pants For a Walk Day. Well, the dog pants, and mom took her for a walk Friday so we're two days ahead on that one. Starting put with a cool 55, heading to nearly 100, and the heat is on again. *groan*

Bee Gee


07/27/2014 05:51.59 AM Report This Comment
wouldn't miss this day for anything...Gotta come see the barbies swirl.. we are adding ~71~ heads to the bucket, and heading off before Steve starts tooting his bagpipe!! :) Purrs, Tuck & Dot

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ #247583, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~Please Vote SPANKY-JACK #38743 COTM.

07/27/2014 05:46.26 AM Report This Comment
Barbie in a blender day! 70. Wow-watch her head fly!! Almost as good as the little pureed body. Gonna put my tender,Barbie in a blender,watcher her swirl around to a beautiful oblivion :)

Sadist Sunday.....

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

07/27/2014 05:31.36 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
Happened to "find" 76 Barbie heads at the playground. Contributing them to the bucket. And the bodies to the blender. Don't know why those girls are running after the cart screeching like little bagpipes. Speed it up J.C., they're closing in! Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi 184008, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

07/27/2014 04:20.53 AM Report This Comment
we've got
66 here this morning, but feels more like 63 of yesterday. angels

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

07/27/2014 02:01.20 AM Report This Comment
The party continues! 7-26-14
Anybody need another piece of cake? Apple pie? Liver fruitcake? No? Go figure.

So, Luvbug finally made it through the diabolical CC defenses to post a 62/8. Testing his clubs and giving everyone reason to take cover! .... Sandy(63/9) is back to muggy buggy boomer weather. No water sports today, huh? .... Mimi(71/8) just isn't up to any pole dancing today, and who can blame her after a peek at the competition? *smirk* .... Bee Gee(53/8) made it past all the roadblocks this morning, too. With that cold temperature she's jogging and clogging to keep warm!

Here comes Steve(68/14) with spurs that jingle jangle jingle. He tries to demonstrate his cow-poke-and-run technique, but no one listens .... Timmy(70/7) too is cryin' the blues about missing all the fun at the links yesterday. He just KNOWS he got robbed of a win! .... Tucker(66/12) saddles up the old grey mare and after hopping along beside her he makes it to the links .... And here comes Mallow(57/12) line dancing down to the donut corral!

Wow, lots of tie scores here today:
1st - Timmy, 7. Kinda makes up for yesterday, huh?
2nd - Luvbug, Mimi, and Bee Gee, each with 8. I'll let you tussle over the second place prize, a new golf tee.
3rd - Sandy, 9. Muggy buggy boomer sounds like a new dance!

And cart duty is once again left up in the air. That place is gonna reek by Monday! Small price to pay for another day of partying! On to Ziggy's! Drinks are on the party girl today!

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
I hope I don't have to
~~~split this bill~~~


07/26/2014 04:24.04 PM Report This Comment
This will be tricky 7-25-14
I'll try to flip back and forth from CC to CC2 and get all the golf blogs. If I mess this up do NOT blame ME! Heck, I'm trying to celebrate a birthday party, for crying out loud! Give me a break!

Looks like, hmm, maybe Tucker actually arrived first, based on his sign-in time at the scorer's table. He drops a 48 while waving his garlic charms to drive away the evilies .... Next is Mimi(68) by a wrinkling nose, at all the garlic mom imbues everything with. Whew! .... After much effort Ana was able to crash the CC defenses and post her 62 .... Next through the great CC wall is Steve(55) at the speed limit, leaving B'day greetings for the two birthday girls today, Ziggy & Dolly. Aren't they cute?

Engine(68) arrives in the Party Porsche (quite an upgrade, eh?) with plenty of celebration fixin's, not the least of which, a keg of Heinecat .... UBB(52) couldn't seem to find anybody to play with this morning, but he left his score anyway. PD is starting the slow panic one feels when one thinks one might be locked in the library with the *whispers* "library lady" .... Bee Gee(53) arrives wondering if this is finally the great CC Apocalypse we've all heard so much about. Maybe the CC powers were scared off by the garlic. THAT explains a LOT! 'Nuff said there (She also forgot to leave her score but since I live here I think I have that covered. *snicker* .... Finally Mallow(57) kicks ol' CC in the rear and darned if the thing doesn't start working. With only a few minor glitches.

Okay, quickie score roundup so mom can get back to a busy day doing nothing!

1st - Tie, Mimi & Engine 68. Don't let Mimi's mom and her garlic shaker near those cricket cream puffs.
2nd - Ana, 62. Persistence pays!
3rd - Mallow, 57. You had blogs from the 23rd? Ours went back to the 12th!

Cart duty is in the capable paws of - no one! It's off the the double party! Look out, birthday cake, here we come!

Hot Rod
Lucky brother of the birthday girl!


07/25/2014 01:45.26 PM Report This Comment
July 24th recap
One tequila,two tequila,three tequila-floor. While I can't take credit for that little ditty(although,I want to,what the heck) ,I CAN partake of the activity. Bottoms up!!! No BG,not THAT kind of bottom.

Lets see what the carts drug in today....

We have Luvbug predicts a forecast of 59,but weathermom thinks around 100. I'll be nice (this time) and accept your 59. DO NOT tell anyone I broke my golden rule of not playing well with others.

Sandy (70) is getting in the tropical vibe bright and early.while Engine (72) brings us the MOST important meal of the day,dessert!!!! Not to be confused with desert-again,one letter makes ALL the difference in the world.

Tuck and Dot (60) visited the local Margarita drive thru (they got it ALL over Dunkin Donuts) and WHOA!!!! inhaled 60 of them prior to golf. Major brain freeze.

Mudcat (78) is splitting worms (not those kind) with the JC.

Me! 58 and hating it. Who took summer,I want it back!!!! I'll just make me a little tequila toddy.

BG (53) sails in behind me. Kind of makes one very nervous. She's cold after she FINALLY takes a cleansing shower.

Timmy (65)joins us after a stressful day of supervising the humans. We ALL know how that goes. *yawn* makes me tired thinking about it.

AND....Mallow(54). I think she rather enjoys being the CS caboose. She hates to be a copy cat,but she will join us in our need for heat,and margaritas.


1st: BG with 53
2nd: Mallow 54
3rd: Me with 58. Oh lordy,I'm stuck with them?????

Losers: Mudcat 78 and Engine 72. The rest of us-TEQUILA!


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

07/24/2014 11:55.25 AM Report This Comment
07/23/14 - Some humans will celebrate ANYthing!
Honestly, Mosquito Day? Hot Enough For You Day? Now, there’s a better one, Hot Dog Day! I swear we’ve had about five of those so far this year but who cares, we can always celebrate more hot dogs. Fire up the grill while we golf, Jeeves.

Welcome to our new golfer, Luvbug, who reports a predicted low of 58 (=13). I guess we’ll take that for today. Engine has a 72 (=9), a cart full of Roast Beast, and a blender full of Grasshoppers. Mimi cranks on the a/c at 6 a.m. (yuck!) and says she’ll have one of those Grasshoppers. Or maybe even 75 (=12) of them!

Tucker has a 73 (=10) and wants to know when we celebrate Catnip Day, but he’ll take one of those Grasshoppers in the meantime. Ana Sandy Haley are ready for water sports day with their 68 (=14) and Steve arrives fashionably late (for HIM anyway) with a 71 (=8) and he’s looking for some hot dog fun. Hmmmm ….?

Timmy has a 77 (=14), some pretzels and a cold one, while Bee Gee opts for a 65 (=11), a Grasshopper and some incense to keep the skeeters (and the bubble gut) away. A. Mallow brings up the rear as usual with her 64 (=10) and as a counter-Steve measure, she loads up her dogs with sauerkraut.

The results please:
1st – Steve with that 8. Stand downwind, please
2nd – Engine with a 9. More roast beast, please!
3rd – Tucker & Mallow, tied with 10. I’ve got it! Let’s have Catnip Dog Day!

To the cart barn today with Timmy and Ana/Sandy/Haley, do not mix cart charging with that water sports day. Just sayin’.

Your Guest Common (sweet) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, Angel Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/23/2014 12:49.09 PM Report This Comment
Anybody catch any rats yet? 7-22-2014
I think the little rodents are all kicked back in the holes on the greens! If any of us ever made a shot we'd find out. *smirk*

From deepest south Amherst some angels leave us a 65 .... Engine keeps running over the same 70 every day. I would NOT want that jersey number! She's packed Starfish Sammies with Muskrat Mustard and feather-free Cardinal Chips. Emergency! The Kegolator is down! .... Oh *whew* Mimi(71) to the rescue with a cart full of Old Rat's Breath, courtesy of catty J.C. and his superior skill at getting the little rats to give up the breath.

Tucker is getting into rat-catcher day, sticking his paw down the hole and rooting around. He comes up with 67! From one hole?? Meanwhile catty Dot goes on a grub run .... Darn Bee Gee(68) is full of grumblin' and groanin' about storms on the way. Bad day at Catty Shack Rock. Give that girl a shot of Old Rat's Breath .... Little Stevie(71) is just chillin' in his little hammock, waiting for a little push. Bee Gee? This one's for you.

UBB is seeing double with 72/72. Hangover day was yesterday! He hoists his double shot of Old Rat's Breath in honor of Mimi's fine rat ranch and sends his catty GracieTt off for more "ranch" dip! .... Timmy(83) is inquiring about Ol' Toothy's breath! Well really, who's gonna get close enough to notice? Brush his teeth? I think whoever made that suggestion should also volunteer! .... Oh wait, wait! Mallow(64) can jump right in there and lay a toothbrush on Ol' Toothy's nippers! She can borrow some of Mikey's foaming zit wash! And when you make it back out we'll all hail the Gator Whisperer.

Spooner Scores for Tuesday:
1st - This has GOT to be Timmy with that awesome 83!
2nd - UBB seeing double with 72/72.
3rd - A tie! Steve & Mimi, 71. Hammocks, umbrellas, and rats. Yup - oh my....

And the lucky loser today, that would beee .... Mallow. Must be your lucky day. Gator rasslin' AND cart barn, all in one day. It just don't get any better'n that! Hahaa!

~I do believe Ol' Toothy
has lovely minty fresh breath!


07/22/2014 01:45.45 PM Report This Comment
July 21st recap
Lets see if I can type this from my phone without NUMEROUS errors this time. Yes,as a matter of fact,I DO have a cell phone,never know when Hollywood will be calling.
You all look rather thrilled and worse for the wear after our second COTD. It ain't easy being so popular-right? OK,on with hug a kid,or in our case,a goat day. Mix up a few letters,and you have hug a gato day. I'll stick with junk food day-less germs.

First up we hear from the East coast Angels with a 56.

Close on their heels is the Engine (68). You missed our COTD??? EEKS,Well,we would tell you ALL about the pawty,if only any of us could remember it.

Mudcat (73) wrapping her paws around whatever moves for hug day. Wait...she's still trying to stand up after the COTD pawty. Alright Mudcat! Pawty on!

I'm next with 66,getting my orange groove on. Gonna do the keep away shuffle from the hug activity.

BG(57) is walking in a near winter wonderland with that temp. Brrrrrrr-you freak.

Mallow the goat ....I mean Great scores a 57 also. (whats with the West today???) and brings her junk in the trunk-the cart trunk that is.

UBB (75)Doesn't like the hug concept either-smart! With a humidity factor of 10005,he's walking on the sun today.

Tuck(68...yes,I know I'm out of order,cut me a break here) Whoa!!! Too much pawtying for the team of T&D! He again volunteers for hug duty. I worry about you Tuck.

Timmy (74). No wonder your mom is under the weather-goat poop on the doorstep?? Those darn pranking neighbor goats are at it again.

Winners: gotta get the calculators for this,still in vacation mode...

1st: The Angels (no,not the baseball team) with 56
2nd: TIE with Darn and Mallow-57
3rd: Me with 66

Losers: UBB with a 75 and a little help from goat herder Timmy 74.


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

07/21/2014 12:06.02 PM Report This Comment
Sunday practice recap 7-20-14
Short, quick, and to the point.

Here with a big congrats and ready to party this morning is Ana(60) .... Right behind in an ugly Jeep Cherokee, Mimi(70) is ever so humbly declaring "We are the greatest". No argument here .... The Steve(65) arrives on the good ship lollipop, waiting for a wallop with a whirly pop.

Bee Gee(67) is of course only to happy to oblige Steve with a quick lollipop whap up side his head .... Timmy(66) is philosophical about winning a few, losing a few, and dodges raindrops to get to the COTD party on time .... And Mallow(59) is celebrating cool scores AND a COTD win for CS by cruising in an ugly truck!

Practice does make perfect: Ana, 60 ... Mimi, 70 ... Steve, 65 ... Bee Gee, 67 ... Timmy, 66 ... Mallow, 59.

Mallow, I'll trade you ALL my lollipops for that 59! And now it's off to the clubhouse for a few Arnold Palmers and whatever else is in the bar!



07/20/2014 01:47.03 PM Report This Comment
Hot links at the links 7-19-14
Okay, hot DOGS. And my dogs are killing me! Too hot to be trudging around after golf balls. We don't seem to be getting the "break" the weather fibbers promised. So on to the business at hand. Er, paw.

Ana Bonana(57/12) starts the day the same as yesterday, but with a frozen banana daiquiri to help beat the heat ... Mimi(72/9) places a large order for bacon strips, and one frozen daiquiri to wash it down. A real midsummer dream! .... Bee Gee(70/7) is happily grumbling about the lying liars who pretend to forecast the weather. Grilling up dogs on the hot hood again.

Timmy(68/14) is celebrating his rare CS win from yesterday by lining up the pitchers of daiquiris. Careful you don't get a brain freeze! .... Tucker(63/9) has also placed a large order of bacon. We may need another pig. :-) With all that rain we might get a chance to play on that big inflatable yellow pig again! .... Rain! Everybody is getting rain but US! T'aint fair! Mallow(61/7) is sitting under her umbrella watching her catty scarf up MORE bacon! I think we're gonna need a bigger pig.

Winners and losers look like this:
1st - Tie, Bee Gee & Mallow, 7. Evie been doing her rain dance again?
2nd - Another tie, Mimi & Tucker, 9. You guys really brought home the bacon today!
3rd - Ana, 12. Deja vu all over again?

Timmy is our lonesome loser today, with a 14. See? From winner to loser in one day. But at least today you have all those daiquiris to keep you cool in the cart barn. Since everybody else seems to have opted for the bacon, I will gladly take those daiquiris off your paws!

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
~Keep that blender going
and the daiquiris flowing!


07/19/2014 01:35.52 PM Report This Comment
7.18 Long-Drive Furiday by Princess Gracie T-t
Here I am out of the golf cart and onto the 'puter writing the Long Drive Comments and summary for July 17th for the very first time.I am so cute and smart.

First off... NO cat will be put in the cart barn today. You can breathe easier. I get stuck in there so often...
Also, the winner buys the first round for all golfers AND their cattys. Now on to the show-- (Not in order of appearance)
BeeGee begins with 67 and expects her next score to be 100. Frying fluffy omelets out on the sidewalk topped with fish eggs (optional).Why not put them in water and hatch them into tiny snacks, N-Gin?)
Tuck and Dot(a low 48)both love fluffy omelets-- hold the fish eggs.
Mimi, JC with 64 can share their big, whole fish with UBB (49) who loves fish... not eggs nor lambies.
Haley stroked a drive of 55. While N-Gin arrived loaded with Lamb Lasagna and Mousecarpone Sauce... what a gourmet cat with a near win of 68.
And 'Near Normal' Mallow (*sniicker) enjoys her cool 61.
Today's winner is Timmy with 69. No cat broke the 70 mark. Adorkable would have but she had the emergency trip to the Vet. Poor Dorky. Hope you are better.
The scores line up like this at noon e.d.t (Alas Steve did not play)
Timmy -the winner!! 69
2nd - Engine 68 and enjoying those lamb chops!
3rd - Bee Gee 67 and happy for a little coolness.

So, there is my maiden voyage as a Catty Shack commenter. Everycat can buy me a free round of our favorite 'herbal' tea.
Princess Gracie Twinkle-toes Budd, Herself= GT-t
Ha-ha! wait till PD sees what I've done here. Sibling Rivalry I LOVE IT!!

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd, Himself, Gracie Twinkle-toes, Nap In Sun-- be a Pillow, PD Budd ~ Best Pink! & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

07/18/2014 09:32.45 AM Report This Comment
Golf Recap 7-17-2014
Ana's taken so many swings she's down in a hole 57 feet deep.

Engine's brought 62 greyhounds to grill our Thanksgiving feast,huh????

Mimi has tried 67 times to pry J.C.'s paws off the poor little piglet's leg while still groggy from her "sleeping juice" aka Cat Daniels

Tuck and Dot were locked off the course this morning by 48 pigs. they were demanding a password but Tuck and Dot just spit at them and jumped the fence.

BeeGee,our poor BeeGee, the heat has really gotten to her. she swears she just saw 71 floating pigs breezing by.

Timmy shows up with muffins and 66 baby carrots. that's perfect,Timmy! you can go arrange all the baby carrots in the cornucopia!

UBB is seeing his mom's good Blue China floating by on 58 cotton clouds. no more Heinekats for you, buddy and somebody better confiscate that weed wacker!

Mallow had an unbearable climb to get in today. guess she got locked out too but now she's doin' the happy dance while painting 59 pigs yellow.

Steve our little orange tootin' buddy is MIA today. let's hope he's having terrific weather today on his vaca!

Adorkable me is chasing 77 scared yellow pigs around the course trying to glue yellow sequins on them. just trying to help them be stylin'!

1st-Tuck & Dot

To the cart barn.......i'm grabbing some Pina Coladas before heading off to charge the carts. i still say that since the cart barn is like my second home it should be painted Hot Pink.....with pink glitter...and Pink gems....and........

and so it goes......

Come visit me, ~Puzzle~offline until Wednesday, ~Adorkable~offline until Wednesday & ~Mellofello~offline until Wednesday.

07/18/2014 12:09.33 AM Report This Comment
7/16/14 - Personal Chefs cooking Corn Fritters
It’s Personal Chef’s Day, so I hope each of us brought one! Everyone is up bright & early to beat the heat at the Catty Shack.

Adorkable comes to find out what’s cooking, she shot her ball into the gator pond and wants to go look for it. I’d take the penalty stroke if I were you, just saying. That makes it 75 (=12). Tucker is bemoaning the deficiencies of his own purrsonal chef, and ends up with a 55 (=10). Ana’s Angels flutter down with a 72 (=9) complaining about their sports day being rained out. Well, you did say it was WATER sports day, didn’t you?

Mimi bring us a 74 (=11) and says since her dental work yesterday HER purrsonal chef is trying very hard to please. Sorry, Mimi, still doesn’t make me want to get in line for dental work, I think I’ll soldier on. Engine makes up for our deficient chefs by bringing us Shrimp of a Stick and Mackerel Platter. While she shoots her 68 (=14), we will try not to inhale it and leave none for her. I said “try”.

Steve is fashionably late – and shivering. Warned you about that Nude Recreation Week thing, didn’t we? He is shivering so much he can only manage a 53 (=8), poor guy. Bee Gee thinks a purrsonal chef is a great idea, get someone ELSE to hang around the hot kitchen! I like how you think. It’s a 70 (=7) for her today and last but not least Mallow is here with a 63 (=9) and would love to see what Chef Ramsey has to say about the rubbish that is in our bowls each morning. Why do you think she kept her mouse hunting skills honed?

And we reach into the bowl of corn fritters and pull out the results:
1st – Bee Gee, steaming right along with a 7
2nd – Steve of the Cold Feet (among other things) with an 8
3rd – All the Angels, Mallow and those from Ana’s house, with 9

Engine’s 14 gets her a trip to the cart barn today. When are we going to convert those things to solar power, anyway?

Your Guest Common (fried) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, Angel Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/16/2014 02:47.36 PM Report This Comment
Hear ye, hear ye! 7-15-14
It's Be Nice To Canada Day. Or something like that. Oh! Canada! Have we EVER not been nice to you? Didn't think so. *smirk*

Sandy(72) is hear bearing the oppressive yoke of tropical ball-dropping humidity. GOLF balls! Okay? Nude week is over! .... Engine(73) arrives with a cool buffet from the Mouse Mobile. She promises everything is chilled to perfection. Me first! .... Tucker(69) refuses to let the word 'good' escape his lips this morning. No argument from me, as we both wave respectfully at Canada ... Bee Gee(69) is in full dork regalia today as she races through the links to unleash her flock of floaties in the pool.

Rainy day Steve(67) is singing the vacation blues. Sorta sounds like "Oh Canada". Hmm .... Oh lordy, watch out, Canada! Timmy(70) is cooking up some turtle & bean soup for ya! With franks! I thought this was RESPECT Canada Day, not Make Canada Wretch Day .... Adorkable(74) has so many sticky reminder notes stuck to her bonnet I'm amazed she can see to take her shot! .... Once again Mallow(17? 63?) is using that Canadian "new math" to try and confuse us. Why try? We're already pre-confused!

Long drive results - get 'em while they're hot!
1st - Adorkable, 74. Sticky note fashion statement.
2nd - Engine, 73. Cruisin' cart cool cuisine.
3rd - Sandy, 72. Baseball birdie on the 19th hole.

Is it still too hot for cart duty? Our highly respected Canadian angel pulls that shift today. Good thing you brought all that ice cold Molson. I think you're gonna need it. Or at least the ice part.

Anybody got change for 105?


07/15/2014 02:22.07 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Nude week continues * whew* enjoy the last day of freedom of confining fur. And.....we have sharks vs gators. Wonder if they wear little gang colors.

First is Ana (70) with an air to ground scientific ratio. Too much thinking for me.

Engine is next (73). Hard at work with the Rodent Rocket and Tarantula toast points while we all snooze.

Tuck (72) grabsthe Grand Mariner to watch the cage (or water) matches.

Mudcat (77) is dissing us all for a toothie cleaning. Share the anesthetic please.

Me! (71) yes, I finally woke up to join the working class. I'll play bookie (or rookie) role for the battle of the teeth in the hazards. Mudcat can be a contender!!

Darn (70) is letting it all hangout ( a lot to hang there folks) with a little bit of Grand Mariner.

Mallow (68) barely bootsBG out by two points. Ooh.....pandemonium at the hazards. You little she devil you!

UBB (70) bringing us a play by play commentary from the comfort of the Club House. He went there. ....he said the "S" word, and I dont mean the Steve word.

Winner: Mallow with 68
Second:tie with Ana, Darn and UBB with 70
Third Me!! With 71

Losers: Mudcat with 77 assisted by the lovely Engine 73.

Peace out peeps!!


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

07/14/2014 11:35.26 AM Report This Comment
Hot times on the links 7-13-14
Don't know about the rest of you, but we are heading WAY up today! Here to get this heat fest started are Ana's Angels(69) .... Mimi(72) must have used a frozen frankfurter to make her shot. Pass the ketchup! .... Bee Gee(65) says no need for a hot smokey grill. The sidewalk will cook up those franks just fine! .... And wouldn't you know it, Grumble Gut shows up for Beans & Franks Day, that's Steve with a 71.

Sorry Tucker(72), Steve's embraceable geekness decided he couldn't pass up beans & franks day .... Mallow(68)! Does Your forecast contain unmentionable language too?? Ours goes on with unspeakable cruelties well into next week! .... Timmy(73) reports a soggy wet day on the home front. Want to trade?

A frankly beanie practice day. Anybody ever try cold bean soup and franksicles? No? I'm willing to give it a shot...

Here's the practice results: Ana,69 ... Mimi,72 ... Bee Gee,65 ... Steve,71 ... Tucker,72 ... Mallow,68 ... Timmy,73.

Last day of Nude Recreation Week and water sports at Ana's! I don't care what the sport is, as long as it involves cool water! *splash*

~I want a kitty pool
like Lola used to have!


07/13/2014 03:09.35 PM Report This Comment
Did I hear franks and beans??? Me,and my gut thank you :)

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

07/13/2014 05:44.20 AM Report This Comment
Sheep, banjos, tuxedos 7-12-14
People bring the weirdest stuff to the golf course, ever notice? Must be the heat.

Ana(56/11) blessedly arrives alone this morning. I think she'd the only one .... Mimi(69/15) arrives in full tuxedo. Chilly?? I'd kill for chilly right now! .... Bee Gee(70/7) comes fully equipped with chip-on-shoulder to roll her ball pathetically toward the cup.

Super Steve(68/14) says him, not me, brought his banjo to deliver us from sweet silence .... Tucker(72/9) brought SHEEP. Uh-oh. I still hear that banjo *wink* .... Even Mallow(72/9) says it's too hot for a road trip to Wayne.

Quick day on the putting greens today:
1st - Bee Gee? That 7 is only in Catty Shack speak.
2nd - Tie, Mallow & Tucker, 9 apiece. Share nicely.
3rd - Ana, 11. All alone on the links.

BIG nude pool party today! The heck with the cart barn. I think it's like a thousand in there today. Or so. Anyway, let's head over to the cee-ment pond for a cannon ball contest!

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Then it's wet nude cart races
~~~in the parking lot!


07/12/2014 03:04.57 PM Report This Comment
7-11 Long Drivin' And Slurpin' All Day
Starting us early toay is our own orange Steve scoring 62 and burping & slurpeeing on this Long Drive Furiday All day fun with the Catty Shackers.
Pushing her heavily laden Food Wagon on to the course N-Gin reports a soupy 72 and brought platters of labor-intensive Goat Gizzard Gyros with 101 Dalmation slurpees. Thanks for the meals on wheels!!
The T & D Show bounces son stage where they are now presentingtiny pink things-- 59 of them. What Tuck? Having too many glugs of bourbon in those Slurpees?
Then Mimi amd JC share a big T-bone steak washed down with 73 Slurpees... ooo-oo!
BeeGee enjoys the 60 drunken Dalmations to start the day before all 101 arrive. Keep Cool out there!
A-Dork slurped down 75 orange airy Slurpees. She beats Steve's record.
Everycat's here today since the free Slurpee word got out. Sandy reports ordering 63.
Timmy with your 69, I have mews for you, Dude/ You are as nude today playing golf as the day you were born. That's right 24/7 nekked!
A. Malificent Mallow is downing all the free slurpees she can handle. So far she's tried all 61 flavours. Wow!
What a great day!
1st Miss Florida-Dorkable *75
2nd Mimi & JC (Burp) *73
3rd Engine our best chef *72
Cart Barn with lots of Slurps UBB *52
Purrs to All-- Everycat Member was here today!
Commenter, PD Budd

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd, Himself, Gracie Twinkle-toes, Nap In Sun-- be a Pillow, PD Budd ~ Best Pink! & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

07/11/2014 10:44.08 AM Report This Comment
Steve shows up shivering and freezing! he's worried about getting his swing in before the bees wake up. don't know why. bees couldn't possibly get through the 60 layers of clothing he has on. personally, i think he just wanted to show off his new vacation ensemble.

Mimi's hugged shiny black fur 74 times and kissing white paws and she's ALL ALONE!!!

Engine went to the kegolator 72 times and then mugged Jack Frost!!

Ana and Sandy's clock stopped 60 times! leaving them with no time at all

Tuck and Dot want us to keep an eye out for their new book. " 57 confessions of two rhymin' cats." should be interesting,they wrote it while washing down pina coladas!

Bee Gee is checking in having hit the Pina Coladas already and amazingly she is able to tiptoe through 63 bees without squishing even one!

Timmy! Timmy! Timmy! wait 'til your mom finds out that you ate 66 pot stickers! i'm not sure washing them down with pina coladas helped either. *sniff* *sniff* nope,you still have squirrel breathe,MOL!

Mallow arrives and immediately starts floating up,up and away playing her harp with a thumbtack. may be time to hone those navigational skills there, oh great one

NWS tries to steal my score again today but i challenge them and win! the prize? a sunny yellow bonnet with 75 fuzzy bees around the rim

scores: Tuck & Dot
2nd....tie! iceberg Steve and Time out Ana & Sandy
3rd....tiny tim impersonator BeeGee

to the cart barn......yours truly! i think i'll let each of my 75 bees have a turn at driving the carts before i charge them so tomorrow when you hop in your cart... before you sit down... look out for stingers!

and so it goes.......


Come visit me, ~Puzzle~offline until Wednesday, ~Adorkable~offline until Wednesday & ~Mellofello~offline until Wednesday.

07/10/2014 09:50.46 AM Report This Comment
7/9/14 - Nude Rock & Roll Day?
I don’t know where they get these crazy days from, but if you say so …. I’ll put on my blindfold before my delicate eyes are permanently damaged.

And here comes the torture test, Steve ate way too many sugar cookies and decided to go for some nude pogo sticking. Oh good, blindfold works. He’s bounced 67 (=13) times so far and I can’t see a thing. Engine races in at 74 (=11) miles an hour with her food cart and declares the liquor locker to be open. Just in time. Mimi is right behind her, declaring no cuddling, just booze! “78 (=15) bottles of “juice” on the wall ….”

K. Tuck livens things up by declaring that it’s Rock n Roll Day. That beats sugar cookies by a factor of 64 (=10) Adorkable must have been frying her brain in the sun AND sampling the juice, because she turns in a score of N/A. I think that must mean Castleberry, FL just fell into a sinkhole. HELP!! BeeGee wants to be known this morning as She Who Must Not Be Touched. So of course some foolhardy golfer (wonder who?) just HAS to touch her. 68 (=14) times, in fact.

UBB is all ready to take up nude boozing. Bottoms UP! He chugs a 73 (=10) pack of juice and turns things over to Mallow who in honour of Rock n Roll Day cranks up the BTO and Lets It Roll (down the fairway) for a 66 (=12). And finally, Ana rushes through to blow us all away with a 70 (=7) mph Tailwind.

And that’s how she rolls on this fine Wednesday, let’s sort out the results
1st – Ana with the only single digit putt of the day, a 7
2nd – Tucker & UBB, Rockin & Rollin up to the bar with a 10
3rd – Engine with an 11

Let the 19th hole festivities begin! Now why does everyone keep offering me those Boar Biscuits? Are you trying to tell me something?

Your Guest Common (fried) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, Angel Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/09/2014 01:47.28 PM Report This Comment
Nude Math Day! 7-8-14
That's according to Steve. Well, and Bee Gee. Math day + nude recreation = nude math day. Do the math! Hahaa! Oh, I crack me up!

And Mr. 2.0 himself, Steve delivers a 68 .... Ana has 68 wet boogers. No wait, I mean boomers! Excuse me .... Sticky paws Engine(72) offers a repast of flash fried fox frittata and Comfort splashed squirrel shooters. Delish! .... Mimi(73) is too busy polishing off some of those shooters so J.C. takes her shot. Golf shot, that is.

Tucker(68) is staying far away from the "chocolate" today, but is first in line for nude golfing! Maybe he should be the nude golf pro. All those is favor - show of hands? .... Adorkable(75) is short and sweet today. Especially sweet .... Bee Gee(64) is using the new nude math to count to birdies on the links who are too hot to fly so they just stroll around.

Uh-oh, looks like we might have another contender for nude golf pro. UBB(77) says nude is the only way to golf in this heat! (We have an after-dark tournament out here where they use glo balls and little solar flags to mark the holes) .... And finally poor Mallow(64) is having problems keeping her Squirrel shooter on the tee. Melted brain, melted chocolate. Try nude next time. :-)

All ready to bare those scores. Get it? Hahaa!
1st - UBB, 77. You definitely have full-monty permission.
2nd - Adorkable, 75. Sweet.
3rd - Mimi, 73. Too hot to cook, but is it ever too hot to eat?

Looks like we all need to inflate our floaties and take a dip in the clubhouse pool. The heck with the losers today. Last one in the pool has to clean the locker room! Ick.

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
I love those pool chairs!


07/08/2014 03:25.42 PM Report This Comment
7-7 recap
OOPS,I did it again. No,I am NOT singing a bad impersonation of Brittany Spears,her skirt is way to long for my fine legs,it actually said OOPS,you found a bug this morning. Of course,only Lili and I saw it,so......snorting too much bug juice will do that to you. It will also make you sing Brittany Spears,but thats for another day. We have chocolate day,and nude recreation week!! I see how that was slipped in nice and quietly. Like all the signs posted at the CS that said "Clothes Optional" Wasn't a big enough clue.

Ok,here we go!!!! I have a nice little 68 to start the week with. We're both feeling a bit buggy today. Scratch and sniff time.

We also make a rare Adorkable (73) sighting today. See,the girl came ALL the way from offline to prove my sanity for me. We DID see an OOPS,and it wasn't a fellow naked golfer either. Oh,you shouldn't have-chocolate covered bugs! shouldn't have.

Haley (62) is also crawling with the bugs. What kind of conspiracy is this!

Engine (72) is ALLOWING the humans work activities from keeping her away from bare naked golfing 2014. Shame on you,for a second. Those kippers and kraut will get you off the bad girl list (its good to be bad these days,so I'm told. Ask Mallow)

Tuck (69) says "There ain't no ticks on me" (that commercial drives me batty,catchy tune though). Good thing since you chosen to be an active participant in nude golf. How did I miss that gem.

Mudcat(73) is taking it off,taking it all off one hair at a time,and BG (68) is a fellow nudist at heart....or body. Make that body.,and a lot of it for "healthy" BG. Ooh,BG brought chocolate! I think,never know where that has been.

Timmy (70) YOU TOO!!!! whats with you all-you hate kissing day,but your all about nude recreation week. I definitely missed that memo. I heard that little cheer.

And Mallow......where is her angelness hiding.....she shoots and scores a 63 with a chocolate covered cherry.

Thats one way of doing it. I prefer picking it up and eating it.


1st: Haley with 62
2nd: The Great with 63
3rd: TIE!!!!! Tie between BG and ME with 68

Loser: Lili with 73(see Mudcat,bet your glad she is back so you can get out of the cart barn.Not so fast!! You get to assist the Adorkable one with your matching 73.


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

07/07/2014 01:40.07 PM Report This Comment
Chicken party at Sandy's! 7-6-14
After we get this practice session in the books, we can all head over to the big shindig at Sandy's for fried chicken with the works! Corn-on-the-cob, roast potatoes, cole slaw, BBQ beans. It's okay, the beans are safe. Stev is still trying to find his Speedo.

Mimi(65) is getting ready to fry J.C.'s chicken. I don't think I want to hear the details .... Bee Gee(63) is staying FAR away from kissing day! But she's all for some greasy fried chicken! .... No kissing for Tucker(64) either, although he lets us know that Dot is a total suck-up!

Mallow(64) leaves the biker chicks at home today, out of concern they might end up as the main course. Of course .... Timmy(78) is trying to run interference for mom so Bella will stop trying to knock her down! Maybe mom will have enough beans for the picnic this time? *snicker* .... And finally Sandy(55) and the gang arrive to pass out invitations to their place and the big party. The invitations have one of those little hand-drawn maps of how to get there. OMG, Bee Gee can't even follow a REAL map.....

Practice finals: Mimi, 65 ... Bee Gee, 63 ... Tucker, 64 ... Mallow, 64 ... Timmy, 78 ... Sandy, 55.

Maybe we all better get on the tour bus and let one of the chickens drive over to the party. Hey, they can't do any worse than us!

Who wants to try to
decipher this map?


07/06/2014 01:35.42 PM Report This Comment
The morning after 7-5-14
Did we all get our fill of booms and bangs yesterday? I know we all sure did. Wouldn't upset me in the least if they NEVER did that again!

Crawling our from under the bed in her itsy bitsy yellow polka dots is bikini Mimi(63/9) .... Matching Dot-for-Dot, Tucker(60/6) is heading to the cherry pit spitting contest .... Dancing around in her own furkini is Bee Gee(63/9), putting with one of those spit pits. Eww.

Not so many fireworks in Timmy's poor town (I think our city had the same financial manager - they skipped our fireworks completely. Private citizens MORE than took up the slack!). He tells a funny bean story about his mom's picnic and hits a 67/13 .... Ana(58/13) is bemoaning the fact that her pass key wasn't working yesterday so had to sit out the day on the sidelines. If you were sitting in the shade, that was the best place to be!

Hate you because you're Canadian? Mallow(61/7), I actually want to BE Canadian on the 4th of July. As long as I can spend the day in Canada! .... And last on the course is UBB(60/6) with plenty of excuses for why his recapper was AWOL yesterday. So, the mom is a-fussin' and a-feudin' with the 'Net folks huh? Regale us about that sometime. Just not today.

Here's the score board:
1st - Tie, Tucker & UBB, 6. Let us know how the cherry pit spit turns out.
2nd - Mallow, 7. Dropping in on Mikey for his birthday today? :-)
3rd - Tie, Mimi & Bee Gee, 9. The bikini sisters! Furkini?

Cart punishment falls on Ana and Timmy with just awful 13's. Take a bucket of ice with you in there! And let's all head to the clubhouse for a few BikiniTinis! Drinks are on Mike!

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
All ready to party with
~~~the birthday boy!


07/05/2014 02:54.41 PM Report This Comment
Missing recapper alert! 7-4-14
It seems our long drive recapper PD has gone on the lam (or something) so I will do a quick fill-in report this morning. Then we better check to see how the Budds are faring. As you all know by now, yesterday was Boom! Crackle! BANG! Day. Not to be confused with Snap! Crackle! Pop! which is entirely different.

Off the mark first yesterday was Mimi(74), mewing from the eye of a hurricane. Now that's what I call dedication! .... Next in line was Bee Gee(62), getting ready to hood-fry her eggs before she gets the beans scared out of her. Good idea .... Timmy's mom is playing detective, collecting evidence to try and solve the Mystery of the Coffee Table Surfer. She also brought beans to the 4th of July picnic. Timmy(61), please tell us you skipped that course.

Tucker(64) breathes a sigh of relief that all their neighbors are firework-free old farts. Those are the best kind! .... And invisible Mallow(61) has her fractured scores in place again, and is offering to scare the beans out of the noisemakers. You got the job!

Okay, quickie long drive results:
1st - Hurricane MudCat, 74
2nd - Friend of old farts Tucker, 64.
3rd - Bean-free Bee Gee, 62.

Mallow and Timmy share cart duties with their 61's. Seems fair. Mallow IS invisible, and Timmy is trying to be!
~Sure glad this is
over for another year!


07/04/2014 06:11.46 AM Report This Comment
Hot day on the bikes - yikes! 7-3-14
Hit a mere 92 today, down, yes down, from 99 yesterday! Yow, was that seat hot! Here to show us how it's done in South Amhurst is Sandy, sporting a humid 71. Oh, how I wish! .... Mimi(79) is driving the scooter while J.C. hangs around her neck and tales their shot. Guess that makes him a scooter shooter! .... Engine(71) has skewered a couple "hazardous" lobsters and apparently has a new "magic genie" kegolator! You rub first .... Tucker(71) refuses to get on a motorcycle with wild and disobedient Dot. Is she perhaps too "beany"? Maybe you should "bean" her! Hahahaaa!

UBB(64) does not want to rub the genie. He reports rain, and an urge for lobster & catnip butter .... Bee Gee(68) is on the disobedience band wagon today with Dot, messing with all the windows! You just WAIT til mom gets home!! .... Timmy(74) is here with chic chick Bella. Oh, but she does shabby chic very well, with the who hairball thing going. Hope you get some rain for your garden. Mom always wants rain, too! .... Finally, Mallow(61) has decided to go all disobedient on the poor folks at Roswell. I have a better idea. That's take that insubordination up a notch over at Area 51!

Biking over to the scoreboard, I see:
1st - Mallow, 61. I can get Bee Gee to navigate for you. *snerf*
2nd - UBB, 64. Aw, go on, rub the genie!
3rd - Bee Gee, 68. Shut the window, the flies are getting out!

Looks like the lucky loser today is Mimi with a piping hot 79. At least J.C. will be a big help to you out there in the cart barn - whenever you get him to let go of your nck.

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
I'm sticking with my "rod"
~~~~~It's safer~~~


07/03/2014 04:17.52 PM Report This Comment
7/2/14 - Bacon and (Shhh!) <beans> Day
Actually it’s also I Forgot Day, but I didn’t forget. It’s also UFO Day and Pig is handing out the tinfoil hats at the first tee, while watching carefully to make sure Steve doesn’t find out about the bacon and (looks around, whispers) … beans.

Mimi arrives first and declines a tinfoil hat for her catty on the grounds that he has no thoughts to read. And just for that JC gives her a hockey stick putt with. It results in a 78 (=15). Tucker takes a tinfoil hat and a serving of bacon but without the (shhh!) <beans>. He shoots a 69 (=15) and hands the tinfoil to Engine. She decides to use it in a novel way, she’s going to cook with it! Bacon wrapped tossed toads, huh? Well, it’s better than (shh!) <beans>

Haley steps up next, brief and to the point with a 70 (=7), followed by UBB who also has a 70 (=7). He dares to wonder what’s in the bottom of the bottomless pitcher. Do we REALLY want to know? And just be glad Steve wasn’t around to hear you say “bottomless”, he has his own ideas about that.

Bee Gee arrives wrapped in various forms of metal, secure in her protected state should the UFOs land. However she forgot about the lighting. The resulting bolt propels her ball for a 60 (=6). Timmy is staying cool, hiding out from the Evil 83. Even if you knock it down to an 11, it’s still scarier than the UFO’s! And finally Mallow, with her conspiracy theory that we should hide the (shh!) <beans> lest the aliens should steal them to power their UFO’s. Strangely, it’s the least crazy conspiracy theory we’ve heard yet. And she backs it up with a 68 (=14)

Okay, put on our tinfoil hats and communing with the Mother Ship:
1st – Bee Gee with that storm-assisted 6
2nd – UBB and Haley, the 7 twins
3rd – Engine, with an 8 and the Tossed Toads are ready!

To the cart barn go Mimi & Tucker, whose pitiful showing of 15 each does not make me fail to notice that they are carrying the tub of (shh!) <beans> between them. Is THAT what those carts run on? Purrhaps the aliens are here already.

Putting on MY tinfoil hat and crawling back under Mom’s bed,
Your Guest Common (baked) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, Angel Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/02/2014 01:56.27 PM Report This Comment
Busy busy day!! 7-1-14
It's a full house today. Looks like everybody wanted to participate in Family Golf Month! And I MEAN "everybody"! Meowsa!

Here first to give it up for the second six months is Steve (72), handing out extra degrees for anyone under 50. I see no takers .... Also happy to start July is Haley, with 65 happy degrees .... Engine (70) winds up the Whirlwind Willie and delivers flash fried flaming flamingos and Catnip Cointreau lemonade.

Tucker(72) goes for the ice cream but says hot dogs are for the dogs. I can't repeat what he said about fireworks! ... Mimi(74) has the family here for Family Golf Month but swears she will never do it again. The kittens are having fun though, batting balls and snatching hot dogs .... And oh goody! Bee Gee (53) is grilling on the car hood, so the kittens can get weenies hot off the hood!

Timmy(79) has babysitting duty today. Well, you brought Bella to the right place. Hand her a driver and a hot dog and point her to the driving range .... Mallow(64) brings Maple Leaf hot dogs and Maple Walnut ice cream to the party, along with her misspelled sense of "humour". *snicker* .... And finally, one more babysitter on the links. UBB(75.5) has his catty problems again, fishing her out of the birdbath and plopping her wet behind in the cart!

Long drive wins and losses:
1st - Timmy, 79. No feeding hot dogs to Ol' Toothy, you don't want to get in trouble for cruelty to gators!
2nd - UBB, 75.5. You didn't need that .5 for second today!
3rd - Mimi, 74. Please! Bring the family again tomorrow. We'll need someone to eat the leftover hot dogs.

Loser, loser, loser! Bee Gee with a wimpy 53. To the cart barn, loser! On the bright side, you won't have to eat any hot dogs. :-)

What do Canadians do during the summer?
They have a picnic that day! Hahaha!


07/01/2014 01:11.03 PM Report This Comment
6-30 recap
June 30th-its OVER-yippee!!! Dumb month,who invited it to our year anyway. Meteor day-just a good reason to blame your half yuck scores on,for those with half yuck scores. Why not-everyone else blames the moon phases on everything,we'll blame the meteors. Duck! And you all thought the golf balls hurt.

So......I was SO excited it for a beer float,I forgot to post my score til Tuck had my back. Score of 69 for me. Thats just one of the many perks to being a commentator,I can add it in at will. Change it to win even. Kidding,I see all the glares.

Engine (73) brings us fresh from the starfish farm some scalloped goodies paired with her "mom's" catnip juice. Does your mom stare at the wall and run around the room crazy after drinking it too? We MUST keep the secret of the nips powers from the humans.

Mudcat (65) gets in a good,solid stroke with the clocks second hand (get it....stroke....clock...). And to think I don't get paid for this "stroke" of genius.

UBB (65) Are you offering,or giving "free" advice??? Penny for your thoughts has hit inflation to dollar for your thoughts. I'll split it 50/50 with ya.

Tuck (70) . Tuck has the uncanny ability to know EXACTLY when the food cart comes chugging along each day. Beer floats on the house!

BG (50)Trying her Darn best to synchronize us . We can't even stand in a straight line. We can attribute her lack of thinking to brain freeze with her ALMOST freezing score. What a difference almost 20 degrees makes. Almost.

Timmy (79) Hotsie totsie! Watch where you walk around Timmy today-we have a gacker! Its ALMOST like a jumper,but gackers aren't encouraged to gack.

Wait for it....Mallow the Great(55) is NOT the caboose today! We have a winner-Mallow is organizing synchronized beer chugging. I'll drink to that.

Last is Sandy (88) is that for real??? in two eights??? She is in competition with Engine with her humidity soup. Any takers?? Anyone?? How about Darn,she was cold,almost.

1st: BG 50 (good thing you beat The Great,I think she cheats.
2nd: Mallow!!!! with 55
3rd: two way tie with UBB and Mudcat each with 65.

Losers: Sandy with 88 with a little help from the Timmy with 79. Aren't you glad to be back!


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ & ~Sir Ernie ~.

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