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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 3 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!

WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

WELL well. How DO we keep doing it? Another COTD award on July 20, 2015

THANK YOU, golf fans! Thank you furry much!

Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 279276
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be your local low temperature of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes. Rules of the game are in the "9-Lives Rules" card at the bottom of the page.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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Catty Shakers, do I have a spread for you this morning... I brought a platter of crispy Chipmunk Canapes and a keg of Hairball Hurricanes to help get the pawty started. Beads galore and a box of Catpot cigars await you after you enjoy some of the micely displayed 21 Koi King Cakes. Pawty On.....Vrrrooommmm.....

I boxed up a doggie-box dinner for JC and some cigars for catmom, Mitch.

meows and purrs


Come visit me, ~Felix~ offline, Exit Rocketman ♥ Mrs Whiskers offline & Engine.

02/10/2016 03:12.38 AM Report This Comment
those angels love it and get a good laugh
when they had to do the shack duties! janet even gets a good laugh from it! we're cloudy and snowing at 25 out there. angels

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & 5 angels.

02/10/2016 03:09.17 AM Report This Comment
Wed CS
20. Brrrr!!! I'll have to use the umbrella to keep the snow off me and the balls. Might halfta break out hem colored balls to see them on the course this morning.


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

02/10/2016 01:06.07 AM Report This Comment
"Here comes the rain again ..."
After a coupla absolutely springlike days, here I am doin' my Eurythmics cover again. And wouldn't ya know, it's Umbrella Day. A purrfect convergence if ya ask me.

And since our Mom's great-grandpa was a British Merchant Seaman from the 1850's to the 1910's, we will duly honour Mr. Plimsoll as well.

44 this mornin'!-- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ Vote Quincy #180493 in Feb, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ brother be my valentine?, *QUEEN ANGEL MALLOW (MJ) ♥ Prince OJ*, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw is my Valentine & Evie, Royal Kitchen Manager ♥ Angel Shai.

02/09/2016 08:50.55 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
JC and family - Keeping JC in our thoughts and prayers and hope he will be back here with his family for many more years to come.

Home Warranty Day. A day to make sure you have a warranty on your home and the products within.

Umbrella Day, A day to learn more about the umbrella and how to use them. Also to make sure the ones you may have are in working order.

Ash Wednesday. For the Catholics and Christians, today starts the 1st day of Lent and they must fast over the next 40 days during the daylight hours.

Lent. For the Catholics and Christians. A 49 day fasting and prayers begin with an addition 6 days until Holy Saturday, the day before Easter Sunday.

Plimsoll Day. A day dedicated to the memory of Samuel Plimsoll, a member of the English Parliament who championed sailors’ safety while traveling the world’s waterways in crammed ships. Instrumental in the amendment of Britain’s Merchant Shipping which passed in 1876, and required that a mark be present on a ship’s hull to indicate the waterline at which maximum cargo capacity was reached for the vessel.

Cream Cheese Brownie Day. There's plenty at the buffet for your enjoyment.

Low 40.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce (1993-2012)Vote QUINCY #180493 COTM.

02/09/2016 08:27.40 PM Report This Comment
Mardi Gras! 2-9-16
I see you all dressed for the occasion, not to mention how you spruced up the golf carts. We seem to be overrun with kings & queens for the parade floats, so let's get started before there's a royal tizzy. Luvbug(40) is off to a painful start when he gets a whack from A. Kuce's royal scepter. Maybe that's the signal for the parade to start ... Our newest royal asset *snicker*, Mallow(39) continues speaking in gibberish tongues while practicng the royal wave.

K.Steve(29) would like us to think he's ready to be fat, but I think he's only being sassy ... One of the "non royalists" here at CS, the Angels(20) have to shovel their float out of the snow ... Q. Mimi(37) still has catty woes, and shares some of her beads and a powdered wig with JC. That should cheer him up ... Another one of the bourgois, Engine(35) is tossing canaries and turtles from her float. Vive le bourgois!

GTt(24) is playing God Save the Queens on her kazoo ... K. Tuck(33) rides the royal hot tub float, tossing soggy pizza to the spectators ... Last and probably least royal, Bee Gee(24) swoops into the parade in her flying golf cart, flinging bagels to the unwashed masses.

Not much in the way of long drives you guys.
1st - Luvbug, 40. Give something up for Lent? You must be joking!
2nd - Mallow, 39. Encouraging words for JC.
3rd - Mimi, 37. Ask BeeGee to help JC out of the woods. She's an excellent navigator...

Looks like the angels will be responsible for cleaning the carts after the parade. Good thing there are 5 of them!

Thankful Steve didn't play his wazoo.
Oops, I mean kazoo.


02/09/2016 01:55.22 PM Report This Comment
Oh yeah
Just let them good times roll. Mom is celebrating toothache day, lucky girl. No kazooing for her! Wait......ET culture day? So, someone is claiming they know about ET culture? Are they talking about those little cultures that grow in labs? Count me out. I'm gonna go make 24 little pizza bagels. Anybody else want one?

Bee Gee


02/09/2016 06:40.36 AM Report This Comment
Oh no not my catty partner...Tuck got a visit from the twins ~33~ lets go grab some of that Pizza and go read in the bathtub...does the hot tub count??? Purrs, Tuck & Dot

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ #247583, Maizy ~ Please Vote Quincy #180493 for COTM ~, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~ In Loving Memory of Shadow.

02/09/2016 06:14.52 AM Report This Comment
2.9 Fat Tueday Parade
Get out the beads and kazoos... here we go.
24 is going to be the highest score for the next ten days!!
Wow, Engine outdoes herself again...

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. ..winky-winky, Furlip File #1 closed, A. PD Budd, STILL Writing Furlip Files & Perseus, the Hero-birdwatching.

02/09/2016 05:26.54 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
Here's the Hotdog Hound with a platter of Turtle Tassies and crispy Canaries. Serving up 35 Mousey Gras Smoothies...let the good times roll! Vrrrooommmm.....

meows and purrs


Come visit me, ~Felix~ offline, Exit Rocketman ♥ Mrs Whiskers offline & Engine.

02/09/2016 04:32.05 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
37 degrees. Gotta love these beads and costumes. JC and family send thanks for all the prayers and concern from our CC1 & CC2 cat furriends. He's not out of the woods, but holding his own. Mudcat Mimi, missing her catty.

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C., Maxwell & Blackstone & Grayson.

02/09/2016 04:30.47 AM Report This Comment
last vote of the day
off of either page, no time left 20 cloudy out 6" fresh snow on the ground too! angels

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & 5 angels.

02/09/2016 02:13.47 AM Report This Comment
29. I'm prepared to be fat,and sassy while reading a story to he ET hanging out in my bathtub. OOPS-that would be Gma. What can I say,if the shoe fits and all that.


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

02/09/2016 12:14.43 AM Report This Comment
Sendin' purrs for JC!
That's what happens when I come so early and miss all the news, I had no idea! Our Angel Smokey had one of those blockages and the surgery, and he was just fine for the next 15 years. Wishin' as good a result for JC!

Speakin' more gibberish today as I say Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez! Why, I can speak 39 different kinds gibberish. Wanna hear? -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ Vote Quincy #180493 in Feb, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ brother be my valentine?, *QUEEN ANGEL MALLOW (MJ) ♥ Prince OJ*, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw is my Valentine & Evie, Royal Kitchen Manager ♥ Angel Shai.

02/08/2016 08:30.45 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Well wishes being sent to JC, Mimi and family. Hope JC pulls through this. Get Well soon JC!

Steve - I'll just let her talk her way out of it. Never argue with a Queen. *Gets whacked by Angel Q. Kuce.*

Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday. The day before Ash Wednesday on the Christian calender. A day when people eat all they want of everything and anything they want as the following day is Ash Wednesday, the beginning of a long fasting period for Christians. They are also instructed to give up something special they enjoy. THere's colorful costumes and beads for your enjoyment.

Toothache Day. A day to learn more about toothaches and how to treat them. Also a good idea to make your annual visit to the D-E-N-T-I-S-T.

Read In The Bathtub Day. A day to read in the bathtub. Please make sure it isn't electronic or battery operated for your own safety.

Extraterrestrial Culture Day. Officially recognized in New Mexico. A day to learn more about ET's cultures.

Pizza Day. THere's plenty at the buffet for your enjoyment.

Bagel Day (formerly Bagel and Lox Day). THere's plenty at the buffet to enjoy. Or to use as a disc for disc golf.

Low 40.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce (1993-2012)Vote QUINCY #180493 COTM.

02/08/2016 07:36.35 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Happy Chinese New Year!!! Year of the monkey,what could be more fun than a barrel of monkeys,right?Its also laugh and get rich day-so I hope the monkeys got their "A" game on. Everyone watch the super Bowl yesterday? That explains the lethargy and the scores.

Luvbug (38)monkeys around with a kite flying opera. Interesting.

Mallow (40) is speaking in tongues today (at least she is still speaking,and strangely,we understand her),and she creates random acts of vandalism with her golf ball. So little,yet so fierce.

I score a 36. Let me tell you-laughing yourself rich does NOT work-the bank account is still lacking in the negative way.

Engine dresses head to tail in 28 layers of fur-warming her paws over the chipmunk Cheerios with warm catnip cream(at least its not mulled monkey)

The Angels are getting ready for an early Easter with a 25. After the Nor leaves that is.

Tuck packs up his little 36,and heads his lonely self to the drink wagon. You're never alone when its you,Jack Daniels,and chipmunk Cheerios

Mudcat (37) hold the bus!!! Some not so good news from the Southern front. JC is in the vetspital with a urinary blockage. Its no laughing matter-sending get well wishes his way.

GTt (24) sends out invites out lunch with the monkeys compliments of Engine. No wonder your inviting everyone. No,monkey is not on the menu.

BG 924) pawtied to hardy at the SB yesterday-even old gum,and the opera is looking good to her. An opera performed by Asian New Year monkeys-I like it!

1st with matching 24's BG and GTt.
2nd with 25 is The Angels
3rd with 28 is Engine

Losers: Mallow with 40,and Luvbug with 38. teach her to talk well,can ya Luvbug?


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

02/08/2016 02:42.24 PM Report This Comment
Ballet Day! 2-7-16
Everybody wearing your cleats and helmets? Oh come on, you know you want to. And have you ever seen those NFL films in slow motion? Pure ballet! And 300 pound ballerinas...

Luvbug scores right after the kick-off with a 39. He also got started early on those whiskey floats. Coincidence? Oh look. Mallow also scores a 39 while waving at her neighbor. Wonder if 39 will figure into the final score in the "big game"? Ana had to find the game through the yellow pages, and draws a 28. Not good enough.

Ooohh, Mimi is flexing her attitude by knocking things down after getting a measly 34 from our illustrious dealer. Did your neighbor get your single-digit message? :-) Tucker sure knows our little golf bully well. Yes, she has been practicing her "sign language" with the neighbors today. Tucker tucks his lousy 21 under his helmet and heads for the sidelines to knock some stuff down.

PD hopes we're all enjoying our sooper scoopers. He is NOT enjoying his 23. He puts on his pads and helmet and gets ready to root for some panthers. Bee Gee flips her 24 into the trash and heads out to give the foam finger to one and all, starting with the dealer who isn't playing with a full deck. Says PD...

Okay all, head for the barre. And - bend and flex and squat and thrust. Pirouette and swirl, aren't we a lovely bunch? Now, grab your helmets and head to the snack bar. Hey, those helmets can hold a LOT of grub...

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Dibs on the little cocktail weenies


02/07/2016 01:26.52 PM Report This Comment
2.7 Super Scooper Day
Why use a super bowl when you have one of these big scoopers? Eh?
SEE! I told you I wanted to transfer my mice nine score of yesterday. Now I only got a 23.
Since we do not have TV we can be excused from watching all those interesting commercials at the Super Game. (Go Panthers)
Perseus is a sleek young , American Panther... a HOUSE panther ---although he is longing to go outside. "NO, Percy!"
He has escaped out of the front door three times. In the total dark it is hard for the OL to sneek up on him and grab his skinny body before he slips off the deck and disappears.
The Alfredo smells good...
Stoopid GTt is not playing with a full deck, I think
Or she accepted the bribe from our mew QUEEN>
PD Budd

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. ..winky-winky, Furlip File #1 closed, A. PD Budd, STILL Writing Furlip Files & Perseus, the Hero-birdwatching.

02/07/2016 06:05.01 AM Report This Comment
Crutch Rental Day 2-6-16
Or Lame Duck Day, whichever you prefer. Did you all bring your "adopted" gophers with you? Isn't that cute, how the stupid little rodents think we're "adopting" them? Aww. Almost makes me feel bad. Almost. But my mouth is watering at the thought of grilled gopher!

Luvbug(37/10) admires the lace curtains in the lobby as he breezes out to the library. Bringing A. Fang? ... Mallow(42/6) isn't holding back at the I scream bar. Ice cream, I mean. Although I wouldn't mind an I Scream Bar! ... Mimi(31/4) and I share the same opinion of gophers. The only good gopher is a chocolate covered frozen one on a stick. Because everything is better on a stick ... Steve(27/9) is a one-cat compliment club, but he's still taking contributions. If you don't have any catbucks, a compliment will do.

GTt(36/9) is requesting a score transfer. But - how can you transfer TOMORROW'S score to TODAY? Do you have a talent you aren't telling us about? ... Aw, Bee Gee(37/10) is taking her lame duck Tiny "Soupy" Tim to the library to entertain the little gophers in the parking lot. I think she really means "clubbing gophers with a crutch" but with her you never can tell ... And Tucker(29/11) is celebratin the fact that even though he got here late, he's at least in time for the I Scream special.

Lots of bad putts today. Any good ones?
1st- Mimi and her lacey golf cart, 4.
2nd - Mallow, 6. Screaming & dreaming.
3rd - Tie, Steve & GTt, dressed to the 9s.

And everybody else loses. Tucker, Bee Gee, and Luvbug, you guys will have to whiskey floats ready. I'd like some of that frozen yogurt in mine please.

GTt has suggested we have a once-a-month or
once-a-day, or week, or whatever, trophy. For golfer
of the week, or day, maybe month. Who knows. Any thoughts?


02/06/2016 02:38.47 PM Report This Comment
2.5.16 Yummy Furiday Long Drive Day
[You have NO idea how annoyed I am right now. I was just putting the finishing touches on the scores when CC blotted it out and I have to start over. The 2nd time won't be as good either!!]

Early on the links the Food Cart came rolling in with Engine bringing us 35 pans of mulled mice... mmmmm...
GT-t reports a 32 and winds
mimi is on the pole practicing while wrapped head to tail tip in 32 feet of bright red fabric, Brrr. rain, sleet, snow...
And LuvBug counts 32 Western monarch butterflies passing him by. Grow more milkweed everyone. Save the monarchs.
QUEEN mallow 9400 assures us that she IS the Western monarch. Hail, oh Red Queen!
Out eastSteve reports a pair of 2's again -- at least he remembered this time-- while he knits tiny sweaters for his butterflies. What a guy!
Crabby Tuck is hissing at the politically correct "weatherperson/people." At least his 27 gets him out of the cart barn. Be sure and take your empty Cat Daniels bottle with you, Tuck.
Finally, Bee Gee races onto the green tossing 31 packages of bubble gum from her cart for us all to chew and get stuck in our fur. She must think she is on a float in the mardi Gras parade. Next week, B.G.
Winners and Cart Barner

1st- The QUEEN of the West with 40
2nd - Our Grubmaster N-Gin 35
3rd - The triplets of thirty two: GT-t, Redhot mimi, LuvBug
Cart Barner: Steve with is little 22. Bring those tiny knitting needles with you.

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. ..winky-winky, Furlip File #1 closed, A. PD Budd, STILL Writing Furlip Files & Perseus, the Hero-birdwatching.

02/05/2016 02:02.59 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
What does Liberace,stuffed mushroom,homemade soup and the USO have in common???? Nothing at all,but here we are,so lets see what we can do with it.

Luvbug (29)happily volunteered his services for drivers ed and cart saftey on the back 9 holes. They say a picture is worth a thousand words....

Mallow (41) is conducting mushroom stuffing for dummies class followed by how to putt fungus in 3 easy steps.

I score a 37 and honor my mentor-the great Liberace. Bling is the thing.

The Angels don't care about the fungus among us-they just enjoy their 59.

Mudcat (62) supports the USO and the troops with her patriotic pole dance.God bless America,and the freedom of dance.

Engine (54)shows us there is more ways than one to skin a rat. Gonna need more catnip wine for this demo.

GTt (40) prepares to amaze by "whacking her thingie". wow....

Tuck comes out of hiding from the thunder and snow lightening long enough to putt a 35. Me thinks he drinks,a lot.

BG (34)is sniffing from the same still as Tuck when she see's USO's in the Hazards.

1st with 29 Luvbug
2nd with 34 BG
3rd with 35 Tuck

Losers: Mudcat with a patriotic 62,and The Angels with 59


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02/04/2016 01:38.16 PM Report This Comment
2/3/16 - "♫ A long, long time ago .."
Yes, it’s The Day The Music Died, remembering the talents of Buddy Holly (BH), Richie Valens (RV) and The Big Bopper (BB) lost all too soon on this date 57 years ago. We will celebrate their memory by making their music the backdrop to our golf mayhem today. Great new picture, by the way!

Luvbug gets up “Early in the Morning (BH)” to putt a 28 (=10) and to set out the trays of carrot cake to celebrate the fact that it is also Carrot Cake Day today. After putting a 37 (=10). Mallow spies this delectable goodness and calls dibs on the little orange carrot on top and dares Steve to fight her for it, declaring “Rave On (BH)”. Steve would rather cruise around the water hazard after racking up his 50 (=5). “It’s So Easy (BH)

Engine brings us a 26 (=8) and some Ratty Rover and Poached Parrot to go with our carrot cake “Oh, Boy! (BH)”. Mimi, meanwhile, lays out a “Chantilly Lace (BB)” tablecloth and marks down a 50 (=5). The Angels ride in on the wind and can barely stay in the cart. With the “Paddi-Whack Song (RV)” for inspiration they putt a 38 (=10).

Gracie T-t putts a 41 (=5) and tells us her catty’s adventures of this morning. Thanks for the reminder that plastic bag handles should be cut before allowing kitties to play with them and we have to agree, Percy, there’s “Someone Watching Over You (BB)”! After preparing by Staring Behind Things, Tucker lines up his putt and scores a 48 (=12) I think his theme song is “Cry Cry Cry (RV)” And finally, Bee Gee declares that “That’ll Be The Day (BH)” when carrot cake should pass HER lips! It’s a 23 (=5) for her.

A very interesting cluster of scores today, with no one left out:
1st – Steve, Mimi, Gracie T-t and Bee Gee with 5
2nd – Engine with 8
3rd – Luvbug, Mallow, and the Angels with 10
And left over we have Tucker, who still gets to go to the still room with his 12 pieces of carrot cake

“That’s What I’m Talking About (BB)”!
Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ Vote Quincy #180493 in Feb, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ brother be my valentine?, *QUEEN ANGEL MALLOW (MJ) ♥ Prince OJ*, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw is my Valentine & Evie, Royal Kitchen Manager ♥ Angel Shai.

02/03/2016 12:55.09 PM Report This Comment
Groundhog Day! 2-2-16
Looks like a couple other hogs are trying to butt in. Hedge hogs, sled hogs. Oh wait, sled DOGS. Kinda the same thing, if you ask me. And just look at that crazy cart! What is IN there? Squirrels, beavers, weasels? Who let them on the course??

Luvbug(30) wants to learn all about those other critters in the cart. You just go right on ahead, give us a report on what you find out ... Mallow(33) learns the hard way to keep her G-string out of the way when she plays golf. Ukulele string, that is. Sheesh, you guys ... Haley(26) says she can warm things up with a little Pepper. Is that your personal sled dog? That's cheating.

Goofy Steve is so eager to get out and harness the power of a dog sled he forgets to leave a score. Goofy golfer! ... Mimi(46) volunteers to blindfold the groundhog so he can't see his shadow. If we just leave him in the ground, he won't see his shadow either ... Engine(47) says we need that groundhog out of his den, so he can be the guest of honor at the buffet. Ground groundhog? Well, since you put it that way.

GTt(24) volunteers more info about Percy & the OL's crapper capers than we want (or need) to know! ... Tucker(19) is none too thrilled about all the hitchhikers crammed into the catty cart! Sounds like he could out-grouch the golf bully today. Yikes ... And here's the golf bully (21) herself, wondering if we could hire the groundhog to add extra holes to the course. Makes putting MUCH easier!

Notice we're having a Bill Murray kind of day? Catty Shack, Groundhog Day. Maybe tomorrow we can all get Scrooged!
1st - Engine just edges out Mimi for first with her 47
2nd - But Mimi is breathing down her neck with a 46.
3rd - Way down in third is Mallow, with a 33.
Oh dear, grumpy Tucker and the golf bully are heading to the cart barn together. Play nice in there!

I saw my shadow! Is winter over?


02/02/2016 01:59.10 PM Report This Comment
Monday Recap
February,the short month,the month of love....ick. Well,here we are trying to bake the great state of Alaska (anyone know the temperature?) while joining forces with GI Joe to fight for freedom and the ability to use body paint and decorate with candy while being naked at work dumping a jerk. We're gonna need a nap after all of that. Who said February was going to be boring!

Luvbug (34) offers black ice skating as a coronation after pawty activity. Most of us have trouble just trying to walk after all that.

Queen Mallow,Beneficent Ruler of the Universe (34) shows up for her first day on the job wearing only face paint and a smile. Gonna be a very interesting month.

I score a 47 in my edible outfit of Starbursts and gummy drops. Hope they don't dissolve in my hula around the coola.

Ana(44) makes her Valentines plans early this morning. Get a better gift that way I suppose.Does anyone get a gift anymore? Whatever happened to the days of making a Valentines box,and getting hard,break your teeth candy? Or how about conversation hearts so you can carry on a conversation with yourself all day.

Mudcat (54) frowns on the work naked,she would rather be having fun naked in her grass skirt and leis :) New dance routine?

Engine is back with a 52,but more importantly-FOOD!!!! we have....lazy lizard legs (easier to catch) and pulled possum and Sharknado to drink. I'm liking February more and more.

GTt (43) prepares to bag our meal for tomorrow-groundhog who better NOT see his shadow tomorrow. Idiot vermin......

Tuck (46) nixes his naked hula in favor for ice cream for breakfast and a candied up pup. A pupsicle!

BG (25) does the dance of the serpent (what have you females been drinking???) and goes for an ice cream migraine with ice cream for breakfast,lunch and dinner.

1st with 25 BG
2nd with matching 34's Luvbug and Mallow
3rd with 43 GTt

Losers: watch her wiggle,watch her jiggle Mudcat with 54,and Engine with 52


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02/01/2016 01:45.13 PM Report This Comment
Another cat's ass trophy averted! 1-31-16
No thanks to YOU, CC! We almost missed the coronation festivities, and also some really important stuff, like the distribution of 9-Lives winnings! We'll need those if Mallow decides to install pay crappers in the castle!

Luvbug doesn't win any crapper tokens with his 30, so he's hoping the crappers are fee free. At least for the coronation. Sounds like it's gonna be cold for the coronaation, though. Mallow said so herself! Hell is freezing over over there! She didn't win any tokens either, with her 37, but I think she has her own private royal crapper anyway, so it's all good.

Haley dips into the winnings first, with a 39. I think the winners each get their own "key to the crapper" today. Almost makes it all worthwhile, ya know? GTt finishes dealing in time to hit up wardrobe for a freshly brushed tux, while leaving PD with a losing 31. No key for you, but at least Gracie will look dapper flapping her arms outside the potty. She's what we call a "dapper crapper flapper"!

Tuck gets a crapper key of his very own, with a 49. Careful with those brandy Alexanders. You don't want to fall asleep in the john. Then you'll be what's known as a "crapper napper". Ah yes, Bee Gee has a winner too, even though she'd rather it was a backward 27, she'll still take the crapper key. Much better than just having to make 'doo' and try to hide it under a rumpled rug!

Are we all ready for the coronation now? Everyone into the tour bus, so Ziggy can drive us backwards to the festivities. Not to worry. Backward, forward, she can't see where she's going anyway. I suggest you all close your eyes and experience the drive just like she does!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Glad CC finally woke up
for the coronation!


01/31/2016 01:40.45 PM Report This Comment
Catty Caturday! 1-30-16
Looks like most of you let your catties do the putting today. A couple of you just phoned it in. Left it on the Catty Shack answering machine.

"Hello, you've called Catty Shack. If you know why you've called, please tell us. If you can possibly make it interesting, that would be helpful. You have no idea how boring it is listening to all these messages. Maybe you could make it funny too? That would be great. Thanks!"

Sounds like Luvbug(45/9) plans on making some prank calls later. Just hope they don't have Caller ID! ... I think Mojo(38/11) needs to call and leave a message about signing up for putting lessons ... Ana(27/9) called without exactly knowing why. The answer to your question is "The second Tuesday of next week"

JC(26/8) looks like he's autitioning for a Bob Hope golf flick! Cute little knickers ... Oh good grief. Orange Cat Catturday catty golf day, for Steve and his "loaner" catty Maizy(27/9) ... Percy the Putter(23/5) needs to contain his enthusiasm! He's scatterd twigs and debris everywhere, chasing after balls! Doffing his cap for a sweeping bow.

Dot(24/6) is so proud of the gang for remembering Catty Day that she dances her way across the green and right into the clubhouse ... And Grunt(34/7) gets a bit creative by using a croissant to putt a lime from the bar. Not bad for a beginner.

How did the catties do in the inaugural Catty Caturday?
1st - Percy the Putter wins the debut, 5.
2nd - Dot dances her way into second place, 6.
3rd - Grunt takes third and even brings lunch.

Mojo will be scheduling putting lessons later. Right?

I'm escaping to the sunny window


01/30/2016 01:11.23 PM Report This Comment
1.29 Happy Curmudgeon's Corn chips Golf Day
Late and Quick:
LuvBuG 36. Login however you can, Bug.
In memory of all curmudgeons, especially the Golf Bully, Steve eats his 29 corn chips with his mouth open. thanks.
A. mallow has no login troubles and loves her corn chips, all 41 of them.
There were 30 Angels in the clouds out east today... no corn chips.
mimi & JC take their grub work seriously with 37 grilled grackles and 'Still Drippings (what?)
GTt whacked her corn chips 28 feet... just enouf to keep her out of the Cart barn
But not so for Tuck & Dot who will take their 27 chips to the barn. Check out those still drippings, huh?
Our Official Curmudgeon, BG will celebrate White Cat Day with Pig eating their 37 corn chips.
1st - A mallow 41
2nd- 37 Bee Gee & mimi 37 also
3rd - Luvbg 36
Cart barn Tuck & Dot

Night all... heavenly cat dreams,
PD Budd, Angel Commenter

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01/29/2016 07:16.49 PM Report This Comment
Thurs CS
Gone-ta-pott day right after Thomas Crapper day-coincidence? They should make it litter box day tomorrow to really hit the spot. A moment please to remember Rocky on the 5th anniversary of his crossing,then the kazoo toots and pancake toss can commence. Priorities....

Luvbug (35) believes in safety first before fun at work. We're all wielding iron golf clubs and swinging them randomly around while imbibing,how much safer can you get than that :)

Mallow (51) Does an inspirational kazoo serenade. All it inspires us to do is drink more. Not a bad thing.

I'm joined by the twins again (22) I'm keeping a safe distance so I can Gone-ta-potty in private.Some things are better done alone,for all of your sake.

Mudcat (36) reminiscences her "innocent" years of tip-clawing thru the daisies. That innocent stuff won't fool us-we saw what the princess of the pole can do! Mmmmm look....she brought us something with fins and gills for today's tasties.

GTt (23) is "in the library" today. Seems she beat me to the gone-ta-potty.

Tuck scores another 22!!! Score-we are double dating with the twins today, while his mom has fun at work. While mom's away,Tuck will play. Golf,he plays golf.

And BG (37) feeling very lonely (since she is the only one to be able to get on CC) is the leader in her one cat kazoo marching band.

1st with 22-Tuck and ME
2nd with 23 GTt
3rd with 35 Luvbug with 35

Losers:Mallow with 51 (serves you right for breaking CC this morning) and BG with 37


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01/28/2016 01:48.45 PM Report This Comment
1/27/16 - Let's eat chocolate cake on the crapper!
Yep, that’s Catty Shack, class ALL the way!

Luvbug comes first with a 35 (=8), enumerating the accomplishments of Mr. Thomas Crapper of London, whose special day it is today. Are we going to have fun or what?! A. Mallow sets up a crapper on the green, steps up to the tee to whack the ball down the fairway for a 48 (=12). Completely forgetting it's putting day. Yes, I think that score IS eminently flushable, Mallow! Steve, meanwhile, ponders the perfect convergence of Thomas Crapper Day with Chocolate Cake day. A 30 (=3) for him.

Ana is warming up with a not-to-bad 40 (=4), Engine brings us a 42 (=6) and enough Long Island Mice Tea to tide us over two days and Mimi shoots a 49 (=13) and honours Mr. Crapper for giving the language one of her Mom’s favourite words.

Gracie T-t celebrates the beginning of Vole Hunting Season by bringing the first fresh vole of the season, her very first all-by-herself dispatch! Obi-Wan UBB has taught you well, he would be so proud! And that 31 (=4) isn’t bad either. Tucker, meanwhile has a 30 (=3) and hopes that Steve didn’t bake the chocolate cake that’s in the clubhouse. Steve is not too clear on where in the store one finds the bakers chocolate, know what I mean? Lastly, BeeGee brings a 32 (=5) as she expounds on the symbiotic relationship between chocolate cake and crappers. But not too explicitly. Thank goodness.

And the final countdown?
1st – Steve and Tucker, with 3 whole chocolate cakes each
2nd – Ana and Gracie T-t, with 4 pieces of chocolate cake. And some vole rolls.
3rd – Bee Gee with a 5

And Mallow can thank her lucky stars that Mimi came today, because she managed to out-crap Mallow’s crappy score and come away with a 13. Off to the cart barn she goes.

With one last toast all around to Mr. Thomas Crapper of London (you mean they seriously did not ever knight this guy?),

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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01/27/2016 01:22.03 PM Report This Comment
Hollow Toad Day! 1-26-16
Day of Encouragement? Well, I guess SO! It's gonna take a LOT of encouragement to get me to hollow out a toad! Oh wait, it's Toad Hollow. Oh no! That's even worse! I see where Toad Hollow can't be found on a map, only in your heart. I don't WANT a hollow toad in my heart! Get it out, get it OUT!!

Luvbug(30) says it's okay to be encouraging, even to people you don't like. You've obviously forgotten who you're dealing with here ... Mallow(44) has no trouble encouraging her very own megalomaniacal self. Maybe you can have hollow toad races at the castle next month ... Haley(32) is moving up on the "nice" scale, one degree at a time.

Steve(44) is treating his twins to a brunch of hollow toad on toast. And a little pinkie drinkie ... Engine(32) keeps her cool while her secretary loses hers. Um, you might want to lose that smelly songbird stew too. Just sayin' ... Mimi(40) enlightens Mallow to the "dark side" of castle dwelling.

GTt(35) is in fine fettle today. You may feel differently when you catch a whiff of that smelly songbird ... Tucker(47) has such a bad case of cabin fever he's heading out to goose a toad! ... And Bee Gee(33) has decided to celebrate cabin fever with a pouting contest. First prize is a hollow toad!

1st - Tucker, goosed his temperature right up to 47!
2nd - A tie, pinkie Steve & MegaloMallow, 44.
3rd - Mimi, just back from the dark side, 40.

Looks like "encouraging" Luvbug and "nice" Haley will be doing the cart barn shuffle today. Say hello to the still for us!

I got the blues...
The low down cabin fever blues!


01/26/2016 03:01.59 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
We have everything from swapping soup to seeds today,and opposite day! How much more opposite can ya get than the battle of the Coasts. In the words of the great Paula Abdul (Not sure if she was sober at this point or not) opposites attract. And not to mention she had a rather catchy little dance to that song too!

Luvbug starts us off with an West coast 37,and bubble wrap to "protect our package" :)

Mallow follows with a 37 of her own (must be the thing to do today-score a 37) and a catty adorned in bubbly wrapped goodness for entertainment purposes. Ours,or Mojo's?

Ana brings her east coast flare with a 28 outside. Better than inside!

I score a 22 (twins!) and skip the swapping of any form of soup,or seeds. Swap sounds In this case,sharing is NOT fun.

GTt (8) says hello from the other side-from the land of ice and snow. Whine is fine,but whiskey is quicker to keep you warm.

Engine (28) plows her way (literally) in with ground gizzards and hot catnip toddy's warmed from riding on the engine. Not our Engine,the other one.

Ready to rumble next is Mudcat with a 27. How low can you go....Oh wow,didn't expect you to actually show us.I'm impressed.

Tuck and Dot (21) state neither rain,nor sleet,or snow can keep them away from some Irish whiskey and horrible singing.None of which they have today.

BG (24). Always saving the biggest for last. I mean best,swear. You read it here folks-she wants a BIG pot of bean soup,and I second that! Score!!!!

1st with 8 GTt
2nd with 21 Tuck and dot
3rd with 22 ME

Losers-The West coast!! Woot-woot! Lets here it for the East! Luvbug and Mallow with ties of 37,and Engine and Ana with 28


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01/25/2016 02:18.15 PM Report This Comment
Belly Laugh Day! 1-24-16
And it looks like at least a couple of you will be laughing all the way to the bank with your winnings. Luvbug gets us started off in a winning way with a 39. He also wants us to appreciate the ol' beer can, but truly, everything tastes better in a bottle. Stays colder longer too. Sorry beer can.

Mallow is none too satisfied with her poopy 40, but she DOES see some value in appreciating those beer cans. Or at least enough of them to build something that will float in the Beer Can Regatta! Ana's 20 is also no help in the game of Life. Or 9-Lifes either. Mushing Mimi says she has enough beer cans to recreate the Queen Mary. Better that than the Titanic. Although her 30 is a sunk hand.

PD scores a 9 the "natural" way. Apparently our dealer was up half the night chasing the "surprise" all around the house and just tossed one card up to PD. Bee Gee has our third winner, 36. She'd like to celebrate with a game of beer can hockey in the dining room. We can swith out the Zamboni for a floor buffer. Do they make ones you can ride on? Tucker must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. He ended up in the doggie clinic last night! So blame that losing 21 on the mutt.

Okay, Luvbug, PD, and Bee Gee get to play tug-o-war for the kitty while the rest of us choose up sides (and beer cans) for a rousing game of beer can hockey.

~~~Hot Rod~~~
I'll be napping over on this big fluffy quilt if
anybody needs me. Please try not to need me.


01/24/2016 01:05.14 PM Report This Comment
Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day! 1-23-16
We don't exactly have a snowplow here, just a dump truck with a blade. And WE don't have a mail box, just a P.O. box. I imagine the post office would be deeply disturbed if the snowplow took out those boxes. Actually, we don't even have any snow out here, but you east-coasters might want to get a little 3-on-3 going. Oops, make that 2-on-2, and the angels can referee.

Luvbug(48/12) putts onto the green in his mini snowplow, clearing off a spot for us to play. He isn't able to make the most of it though, and neither is Mallow(39/12). Maybe you can hide that score til tomorrow ... The Angels(26/8) have high wind but low snow. Hope you have your referee's whistles! ... GTt(17/8) gets back into the game with some positive hissing therapy. That's Hissing, not Kissing. That comes later.

Mimi(32/5) sounds like she's having way too much fun out there in the snow, writing her name with her pawprints ... Steve(23/5) puts in a surprise appearance because he didn't want to miss "mailbox hockey pie". You can have my piece ... Tucker(21/3) is celebrating snow free day, and the calico catwalk. Snow free? And you call yourself an east coaster! ... Bee Gee(40/4) came ready for Pie Day, bringing her very own 4 & 20 blackbirds. And no feathers. Sharesies?

Winning putters:
1st - Tucker, 3. Using his intact mailbox as a hockey stick.
2nd - Bee Gee, 4. Mimi blackbird pies as hockey pucks.
3rd - Tie, Mimi & Steve, 5. Writing their names on that "mailbox hockey pie".

And off to jump-start the Zamboni goes Luvbug & Mallow. We can all get together in the frozen parking lot and hit at each other with stuff, just like real hockey!

Maybe Steve would like to share his recipe for "mailbox hockey pie". I'm sure you're all as curious as I am!


01/23/2016 12:43.16 PM Report This Comment
1.22. Brrr.... Long Drive and ??? - Day
Belated 18th Happy Birthday to Hot Rod. I send our Budd regrets. We had to help celebrate (eat & drink) Perseus' first COTD badge. I wrote a universal thank you card to the mews room staff. He is too young to be allowed near the laptop keys. Just look at the last time we had a kitten in the house who chased me constantly and made me lose the 'm' off the keyboard = GTt.
Okay... It is Ask a Question Day while you Celebrate Life Day...except Steve.
LuvBg (40) celebrates his life and his pawrents too. What a great tomcat. A. mal(47) has lots of questions--none make much sense, of course. But she is sensibly celebrating her life here and in the hereafter.
Ana (18) Celebrates: Sun to Clouds, Sun to Clouds, on & on & on ... It's life so celebrate! Steve (18) is celebrating life on Hot Sauce Day to keep him warm. Are you rubbing that hot sauce all over your body again this year, Steve? You know that didn't work last winter!!
mimi (28) Wonders why it is warmer in Canada than in sunny So. Va.? After Virginia digs out of the 2 feet of snow you are getting this weekend, we hope you find the answer. Just don't let it make you late for the Hot Old card game on Sunday. We understand there is a Reserved Feline dining room at the Red Lobster?
GT-t could not play today due to her -2. Ha, ha, ha!
K. tunk... or sorry, Tuck(10) (I took a little flutter there, these darned wings.) is worried he will get some of that deep snow. No problem for us snowcats, Tick... er, sorry, Tuck.
Engine arrived with 28 Lizard Lollipops. Oh yum and Frog Stew. I'll see whats on the menu at the RB, thanks.
Bee Gee, who claims to know everything (gulp!), also claimed gobbling down 37 Blond Brownies but she still cannot find out why they are blond. Why doesn't 'miss know-it-all' know that the secret is brown sugar??
Here we go:
1st- A. mallow (47) from Canada!
2nd- LvBg (40) sunny California
3rd- BeeGee (37)... need the recipe?
Cart Barn: K. Tock (10) and GTt (-2) should help.
Purrs to One and All -- A. PD Budd, himself.

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01/22/2016 02:53.10 PM Report This Comment
1-21 recap
BIG welcome and congrats to Percy-our new member,and COTD! What a welcome-and you get to buy todays drinks.We also have Hot Rods BD,and Grabby's adopty day. Congrats to all! OMG,MORE cake and food!Beats the heck out of granola day. Why don't we just chew on some cardboard.We have squirrel appreciation day as well. We can show them our appreciation by giving them ALL the granola,and a few local nuts. Better watch out BG and Mallow.

Luvbug (40) is passing out permission slips for hugs. One per player please,no line cutting.

Mallow tells a tale (a tall one? ) of a 45 pound squirrel she once bagged.What is IN your water up there,or were you hitting the hooch at a young age?

I score a 12,and appreciate how very tasty squirrel is. If ya can't beat them,eat them!

Ana (18) doesn't care about hugs or squirrels,she appreciates a nice day with no snow. Here,here!

Mudcat (32) appreciates the mighty squirrel in the stew form. She must have Mallow's 45 pounder.

Tuck and Dot (14) not a very squirrely bunch,appreciates the kitty Kahlua. Makes everything taste better,even squirrel.

BG (37) tries training the squirrel to jump into the stir fry pan with some granola stuffing. Interesting concept.

GTt (20) raises a toast (better toast than granola) to all the black kitties we know,and love. I'll drink to that.

1st with 12-ME
2nd with 14-Tuck and Dot
3rd with 18-Ana

Losers:The West coasters! Mallow with 45,and Luvbug with 40



01/22/2016 07:20.33 AM Report This Comment
1/20/16 - Welcome, Percy!
And Happy Day of Acceptance, Gracie T-t. Hopefully you will come to love your new brother as much as I love the little black furball my Mom brought home a couple of years ago. Yeah, A. Mallow had me pegged right, I am just a big softie!

Luvbug is first on the putting green today with a 43 (=7). He has the very welcome news that it is Cheese Lovers Day, point me at that fondue pot! Mallow, on the other hand, putts a 38 (=11) and chooses to celebrate Camcorder Day with a little bit of blackmail. Now IS that nice? Steve with his 8 (=8) says no WAY is he going to celebrate Take a Walk Outside Day!

Engine putts a 20 (=2) and brings us Klondike bars. No freezer required. Mimi has a 22 (=4) and is dressed up and ready for Penguin Awareness Day. Gracie T-t is a total copy-CAT with a 22 (=4) and a penguin suit as well.

Tucker has 4 (=4) hours of camcorder tape and also seems to be contemplating a little blackmail. What do you kitties DO in that cart barn anyway? And do I want to know?

Haley has a 14 (=5) and very deceptive bright sunshine. And BeeGee putts a 34 (=7) and celebrates the Day of Acceptance by accepting that between Mallow and Tucker, ONE of them has probably got the goods on her!

Our results are:
1st – Engine with 2
2nd – Mimi, Gracie T-t and Tucker, all with 4
3rd – Haley with 5

And off to the cart barn goes Mallow with her 11 camcorder cartridges. Watch out that YOU don’t get caught on Candid Camera!

Snuggling up beside Mom I am once again,
your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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01/20/2016 12:53.02 PM Report This Comment
Tin Can Day! 1-19-16
Woohoo! Without tin cans, how would we survive? No canned tuna, or chicken, or turkey, or mixed grill, my personal fave. Sounds like Luvbug(40) likes canned duck. Mallow(38) likes canned potions. Maybe "Duck Potion #9" will fill the bill for both of you.

The Angels(16) can't stay out too long, maybe just long enough to kick the can ... Steve(4) wants to take a page from Ziggy Stardust's play book and float in a tin can far above the snow. Sorry your tin can doesn't have a window ... GTt(11) wants to make special potions for her "surprise". Maybe a disappearing potion? ... The Polar Express slides in with Engine(16) at the frozen wheel. No frozen ferrets for me thanks. I'm more in the mood for dragon-fried ferret!

Mimi(17) threw popcorn at a duck and it was delicious. The duck or the popcorn? If it wasn't expensive, it must have been the duck. Ever buy popcorn at the movies? You can only afford it if you sell tickets to your mom's Edgar Allen Poe shrine ... Tucker(6) loves a good mystery, whether it's one by Mr. Poe, or trying to guess the potion du jour in the still ... And Bee Gee(32) will only eat popcorn embedded in a block of butter. Hard to get that at the movies.

Longest drives today:
1st - Luvbug, 40. You win a case of canned duck.
2nd - Mallow, 38. Did you leave Edgar a potion?
3rd - Bee Gee, 32. Doing small things in a great way...

And the cart barn will be crowded today. Plenty of help for the bootleggers from Steve & the Angles. Maybe Tuck would like to tag along?

A clean sweep by the
west-coasters today!


01/19/2016 02:00.25 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
If I cannot do great things,I can do small things in a great way-MLK. Its MLK day,shouldn't it be a golf holiday? Goofy school kids get a holiday,we should call foul! Speaking of foul,its Peking duck day,and Winnie the Pooh day.

Luvbug (48) got the 411 on the ducks.Tastes like chicken!

Mallow (40) Duck! Oh,you want to eat it,I get it. Thought you were messin with us again.

I score a 4,a lousy,tail curling 4. In the wise words of Winnie the Pooh (who knew a stuffed bear was so smart) Its not much of a tail,but I'm sort of attached to it.

The Angels (32) come howling in on the high winds today. Scary angel tricks you know.

Mudcat (33) plays "Peking" tom with the exotic ducks. A duck a day keeps the hungries away. Your checking out their feathers for your next dance,huh Mudcat.

Engine (28) pickles our livers with high octane Rocket Punch,and warms us with chipmunk chowder with a side of frozen mouse.

GTt (11) has a surprise for us today,but she's keeping it all to herself. Good,the surprise is a foot of snow.

Tuck and Dot (5) know all about a frozen Mouse-she's in their house,and she NOT in the chase-able type of mood. Females! No wonder Tuckster drinks.

And BG (35)comes riding in on her Thesaurus Rex today keeping the whole East side/West side battle of the temps going strong.


1st: ME with 4
2nd Tuck and Dot with 5
3rd: GTt with 11

Losers: Luvbug with 48,and his helper of the day Mallow with 40


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01/18/2016 01:59.15 PM Report This Comment
Ditch my new years resolution? 1-17-16
Ditch my new years resolution? So soon? But ... I was planning on starting a Bootleggers Club! Well, so be it then. So sorry. :-)

Oh, well now, would you look at Luvbug and his 39! Show-off! You been making side deals with GTt? Obviously no side deals with Gracie for Mallow, who drowns her sorrows (and that 41) with plenty of bootleg rum. I take it you aren't ready to cancel the bootleggers club quite yet. The Angels have so many scores it sounds like lottery numbers! We'll go with the midrange, which gives them a 34, and a loser. Tough luck.

Mimi thinks the dragons might have helped boost her 42 a few degrees, but with those hangovers, they might have done more than boost. Better be a safe loser than sorry winner. Or something like that. PD slides down on his double-waxed wings to receive a winning 27 from Gracie. Must have bribed her with some of that steaming hot buttered rum!

Tucker is a pretty good sport about losing today. He converts his losing 28 into what he figures are drink tokens and heads out to dig in the trash. Better hope Bee Gee makes room for you out there. She already crashed the dumpsters after a dragon set fire to her 35. She did make that detour through the bootleggers camp so she just might be feeling festive and trashy.

Only two winners today, and with all that bootlegging going on out back, they may not even want to grapple for the winners stake today. Luvbug? PD? You can just leave the winning at the table, I'm sure no one will bother them. I'll post a dragon to guard the table. That should do the trick!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Might have to issue honorary
memberships to those dragons!


01/17/2016 12:17.54 PM Report This Comment
Nothing Day! 1-16-16
A day created just for us cats! Because that's what we always do - nothing! Well, that's what we do around here anyway. Unless they also have a Cause Mayhem Day. We do that too. Luvbug(39/12) thinks we should give out free samples at Catty Shack. Samples of WHAT? Golf lessons? And who wants to be the "sample" instructor? Volunteers?

Mallow(40/4) is rocking the leather jeans/jacket combo today, looking very biker chick, er, chic ... Mimi(46/10) is helping Ol' Toothy with the dragons at the family reunion. Some of us have pink elephants at the family reunion, you have green dragons. That's handy when you need to warm up the canapes!

Tucker(35/8) is able to outrun the dragons, wearing mom's jeans! Now there's an image that will be impossible to forget ... GTt(33/6) is enjoying the cute dates and cute numbers and fat, cute voles, and cuteness overload. Where?? ... Oh boy, Bee Gee(32/5) has wisely decided to do nothing with scalpels today. What a relief!

So, before we drop in on the dragon reunion festivities, let's see who gets to wear the funny party hat:
1st - Chic Mallow(4) gets to wear the cool leather party hat.
2nd - Bee Gee(5) gets the hat with "pin holes".
3rd - And GTt(6) gets to wear a cute little vole-fur chapeau.

Into the cart barn, kept warm today courtesy of dragon heat, goes Luvbug(12). Maybe Mimi(10) will give you a hand, since she's on such friendly terms with those dragons!

Thank goodness we all forgot
about Hot & Spicy Food day!


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