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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 2 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Timmy 8851
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I've had 61940 friends visit me.

I'm the 51,960th member on

7,746 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Last hand of 9-Lives for April 4-26-15
We'll be playing in May next Sunday. So did any of you have the perfect hand today? Not Luvbug, but he came pretty close. That pair of 4s netted him a nice round 8. After a hard day partying at the castle Mallow has returned with cheddar pretzels for all. She thought about cheating but with a 41 her options were pretty limited. Besides, Gracie just got a new deck - she'd know if you smudged the cards with that cheddar stuff!
Haley heard peepers in the peppers this morning! And even they couldn't help her hand. 40 is as 40 does. And it does lousy.

UBB refuses to play cards with the ears of a dog (thank goodness!) and hands Gracie that mew deck. See what he gets for shunning dog ears? A 27! And the only perfect hand today! Gracie, would it be okay if Bee Gee stopped by later with a case of mew decks? Oh look, Mimi tried to hug an Aussie and got kicked by a kangaroo! Does it hurt much? Ooooh, she says it's like the Richter kicked her. Bet that 47 didn't make it feel any better. And Bee Gee sounds like she just wants to get her pretzel and go home. She's complaining about a "crummy" game. Ah yes, a 32. Crummy indeed.

One lone winner today. UBB. Again. Hmm. Seems living in the same house with the dealer has some perks. I hope you're sharing the loot in the shoe box with Miss Toes! *wink*

Other scores: Luvbug, 8. Mallow, 5. Haley, 4. Mimi, 7. Bee Gee, 5. The drinks are definitely on Mr. Budd today!

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
As "pit boss" I may have to
'recalibrate' those decks!

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

04/26/2015 02:03.28 PM Report This Comment
You win
I have no idea who "you" is yet, but I know for sure I lose. What kind of hand do you call this? A 32? Crummy game... *grumble* I think I'd have more fun hugging a wallaby. Maybe there's a party I can crash somewhere. There's GOT to be.

Bee Gee


04/26/2015 07:03.37 AM Report This Comment
Good Rainy AM Catty Shack
47 degrees. Drop the 4 and throw the 7 in the hat. Tried to hug an Aussie, got a Richter eight kick. It was a kangaroo. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

04/26/2015 04:34.04 AM Report This Comment
4.26 Give her a mew deck
GTt has worn out her 'dog-earred', marked cards.
We are still in the ice box here with a 27 at dawn. UGH!
I hope the prize pot is really big today.... for me. Since we started playing CS Cards my catbuck pile has grown out of the first national shoe box. "Hey, mom I need a mew box!!!"
UBB, card sharp

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd (UBB)-Be Happy, Gracie T-t, In the Greenhouse, PD Budd, posing... & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

04/26/2015 04:00.35 AM Report This Comment
good morning!
heard peepers when janet took pepper out around 3:30 this morning and it was 40! :) haley

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

04/26/2015 12:51.11 AM Report This Comment
You know, I think I forgot to come yesterday ...
wasn't it peaceful?? Too much pawtyin' at the Castle and at Gin Gin's, I guess. And too much taxes for the humans.

Well, hope you enjoyed it while it lasted because I'm here today! I brought cheddar pretzels for all, with lotsa that great glow-in-the-dark mustard. Try not to get any on the cards, okay? Gracie T-t might toss ya out on your tail for cheatin'

Now speakin'; of cheating, wish I COULD. Got a 41 to give me a measly 5. -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Sakura #269398 daily in Apr, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly, ~ Mojo Blackbear ~, Angel Mallow ♥ my fresh squeeze O.J., Angel Smokey ~ Welcoming A. Q. MerryBelle & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Welcome springtime!.

04/25/2015 09:40.19 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Toby - There's a Red Hat on your Cart for you.

Take our daughters & sons to work day. Wonder if that applies to our humans taking us to work?

Hug an Australian Day. Go ahead and hug an Aussie. Be sure to ask first though.

Richter Scale Day. Celebrates the birth of the inventor of the Richter Scale, American seismologist Charles F. Richter (1900–1985) invented the Richter Scale in 1935.

Pretzel Day. Pick your favorite type and snack on some. The Pretzel is thought to date back to around 610 AD France.

Help A Horse Day. Please help a horse in need by making a donation to a charity that helps them. Or volunteer at an Equine center.

Pinhole Photography Day. A day to try your hand at pinhole photography in remembrance of the old fashion pinhole cameras.

Low 44 again.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo and Q. MerryBelle, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote Sakura #269398 COTM.

04/25/2015 08:15.07 PM Report This Comment
Pet Parents Day 4-25-15
And how are each of you going to celebrate? Looks like Luvbug(44/8) will celebrate by giving his mom a Red Hat, and maybe wearing him one himself. Red Hat Lady for a day? *snicker* ... Looks like Ana(32/5) is going to try her own version of East Meets West Day by getting the sun and the clouds to try to cooperate. Good luck with that.

Mimi(47/11) and UBB(24/6) are both escorting their Pet Parent to the Penguin Parade. Mimi is participating and UBB has graciously entered Miss Toes in the cavalcade of formality. Mimi loves the way her vet tells her she's beautiful, although she points out there is a difference between a good vet and merely one with good eyesight.

Tucker(34/7) reminds us that east meets West every day at Catty Shack. How astute! No, I didn't say "ass toot"! That would only apply if Steve were here! ... Bee Gee(41/5) is entertaining her Pet Parent by taking her bird watching in the backyard. It's only a diversion so the rest of the cat clan can play several rounds of "flush the toilet" before their mom ruins their fun.

Another round of putt-putt is history:
1st - Tie, Ana & Bee Gee, 5. East DOES meet West at CS!
2nd - UBB, 6. He's not getting out of his blanket, even for a parade!
3rd - Tucker, 7. A snowflake coated blast of fresh air.

Looks like Mimi will be still-tending all alone today. Not that I'll bet she minds one little bit!

I want one of those
snazzy red hats, too!


04/25/2015 02:12.12 PM Report This Comment
4.24 Long Drive in a Pig Blanket Day
:) Pigs in and Outta the Blankets Today.
Since Dam BG lives with a real fur Pig she reports that he got out of the blanket early, so I'll let our Bullyr score first. High winds were blowing all over her green, knocking 40 ants right out of her cart and off the Picnic Day leftovers.
It's that time of the year, Slackers, so clean out those carts if you have Barn Duty. That will be Steve, UBB and Tuck this evening. Easy on the still.
Ana(40) rolling in her blanket to get out of the nasty biting winds. Good thinking!
UBB (29) slept wrapped alone (no pig) with all the blanket to himself. Baldy needs them.
N-Gin (50 That's Five-Oh, folks! ) did some special wrapping for us today. Bacon wrapped around butterflied, charred chinchilla. Is that hot enough for ya? Try the Cat Crown Royals.
Ah Steve... remember his beloved sidekick, Piggy? The Orange One kicked him out of the warm blanket and rolled up inside. Who can blame him with a losing, stinky score of 27.
Speaking of blanket crawling, Tuck (28) got right inside his and waited for lunch delivery.
LuvBug (42) still enjoys good picnic leftovers of 42 ants. He dips and crunchy-munches each one as he snuggles in his blankie.
Even Angel mallow thinks she needs to kicked her fursib, mike, out of the blanket. Last year he was called the Pig in the Blanket due to his bigness. No more. So, the Angel will take over now. zzzzz...
Re-Cap when we all LOVE Our Blankets Day.
1st- Chef N-Gin 50- wrap a bacon strip around that score
2nd mustang mimi 49 - claims she's cold
3rd - LuvBg crunching ants while in her blanket
Cart Barn- 27 Steve; 28 Tuck; 29 UBB Have fun in there & clean up those ants
Humbly commented today by: PD Budd, himself in a blanket.

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd (UBB)-Be Happy, Gracie T-t, In the Greenhouse, PD Budd, posing... & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

04/24/2015 03:03.41 PM Report This Comment
4-23 recap
Shakespeare day-don't we have enough problem being understood with a simple "meow"? Add all these doths,and thou's-we're done for. To save the day is picnic day,and nose picking day (huh?),and my personal day-lost dog day.

Luvbug (43)puts the "P" (not pee) in picnic with baskets for all. Did ya bring the ants? A picnic isn't a picnic without annoying pests. I guess we have BG for that category :)

Mallow (42) speaketh in tongues (how else do you speak if not for the tongue?). Fruit of the nose you say? Methinks she's been hitting the nip again,hard.

I score a 33,and sign my pooch up for BG's navigation course,she's SURE to get lost.

Mudcat (52) has a sore tooth today,bummer. Sorry to hear that Mudcat. Ohhhh-forsooth! See,this Shakespeare stuff is too confusing.

UBB (32) is having a midsummer's night dream of warmer temps,and a better score.

Engine (48) little temptress that she is,brought us picnic goodies of minnow stuffed mouse and rat roulade. All's well that ends well.

BG (37) dreams the impossible dream of her pooch getting lost also. Put your pooch,and my mutt in your navigation class together! Two for one today,its a dream come true.

Tuck and Dot (35) must have gotten lost with the dogs-they arrive later than usual,but not so late as to miss the grub.


1st: UBB 32
2nd: Me with 32
3rd:Tuck and Dot with 35

Losers doth be: Mudcat with 52,and Engine with 48


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

04/23/2015 11:36.50 AM Report This Comment
4/22/15 - Happy Birthday, Mouse!
How did THAT one get past us? Angel Mallow, who posted too early to see all the birthday wishes piling up at the Catty Shack, rushes out to gather her fellow Hairballz and get on the road!

Meanwhile, back at the Shack, Luvbug communes with Mother Earth and slobbery golf balls for a 46 (=10). A. Mallow declines the slobbery golf balls and celebrates Jelly Bean Day by rolling a jelly bean from the snack bag provided into the cup for a 44 (=8). Steve follows suit with (what else) and ORANGE jelly bean for a 41 (=5)

Mimi chooses to celebrate Secretary’s Day AND Earth Day by planting a tree for her secretary. After JC <ahem> finishes his other job .. 50 (=5) for Mimi today. UBB whacks 37 (=10) jelly beans along Mother Earth and hurries to get to Mouse’s pawty. Haley is right behind him, with a 35 (=8)

And Engine is back! With thanks to her secretary, a 52 (=7) and Hatched Hens and Creamed Catnip. And “enhanced” Heinicat too. Welcome back Engine! Next up is BeeGee, who offers Mouse a birthday gift of one slightly used bulldog. Mouse wisely declines and accepts the 42 (=6) jelly beans instead. And finally, the birthday kitty herself, taking her bows while brother Tucker putts a decidedly non-stellar 37 (=10)

And the leaderboard reads like this:
1st – Mimi with 5
2nd – Steve and BeeGee with 6
3rd – Engine with 7

And Luvbug, UBB and Tucker, all with 10. Hey, I guess that means Mouse’s pawty moves out to the cart barn. I’d better go join it before the Creamed Catnip is all gone!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Sakura #269398 daily in Apr, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly, ~ Mojo Blackbear ~, Angel Mallow ♥ my fresh squeeze O.J., Angel Smokey ~ Welcoming A. Q. MerryBelle & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Welcome springtime!.

04/22/2015 01:41.44 PM Report This Comment
A moment of silence 4-21-15
For one of CC's most cherished citizens: dear MerryBelle, you put up a brave fight. We will all miss you. *sniff*

And now, on to Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day. *coff* And obviously humans are myopic too. Luvbug(44) says he's been hiding his bad side. Wish bulldogs could hide their ugly side ... Mallow(49) DARES any bulldog to mess with her golf swing. Stand back, bulldogs, you don't have a chance! ... Steve(44) finds out, too late, it's not "Bug A Bulldog" season. Don't they look bugged enough already?

The Angels(50) have set things to booming up there, scaring all the bugs AND bulldogs! ... Mimi(62) beholds no beauty in the bulldog, but she DOES hold some possum pot pies sent from Engine's kitchen. Maybe a nice Bug Beaujolais to compliment the dinner?

Puddles and bulldogs and clouds, oh my! UBB(46) sounds like he's having a waking nightmare. Yes yes, Mr.Budd, I agree. Better to be a bald cat than a bull dog ... Tucker!(46) We get those stink bugs first, followed by the flies. Mom calls the stinkers elder boxing beetles, or some such gobbledegook. Whatever they are, we chase but don't eat ... And Bee Gee(42) isn't going to win any Be Kind To Bulldog Awards today, throwing that bulldog out of the ugly tree. Can we take turns? *evil grin*

So, who wants to take the bulldog for a LONG drive?
1st - Mimi takes her bulldog 62 miles away.
2nd - The Angels tack on another 50 miles.
3rd - Annnnddd, Mallow puts the final 49 miles in the books. Looks like you guys got that dumb dog 161 miles away! Good job. It could be years before we see his ugly mug again!

The lucky 'Tender of the Still Award' today goes to Bee Gee. Sometimes I think she cheats just so she can "lose". Methinks.

Bee Gee swears she tries
her hardest. Yeah, sure


04/21/2015 01:43.47 PM Report This Comment
4-20 recap
Volunteer day? No thanks,nothing good can come from volunteering.I will,however,volunteer to be the model for look alike day though! Its also R-E-S-P-E-C-T for the lima bean,and bad kitty day. Eat all your beans,or you'll grow up to be like Mallow :)

Luvbug (44) MUST be speaking Chinese if he thinks any of us are going to volunteer for anything,unless we benefit by it.

Mallow (48) bad to the b-b-b-b--bone in her own angel way volunteers to corrupt out little Luvbug. RUN!!

I score a 55. I'll have my Avon kit,and volunteer my services at the 9th hole for you all to look like me.

The Angels score a bad 45 and rain. They volunteer to search for sunny skies.

Mudcat (67) volunteers to look like a pole dancing,mud slinger in a tuxedo-she comes dressed as herself,but more rebel version of herself(Mallow got to you too,huh?)

UBB (46) volunteers to be taste tester for food day. Wait til he hears whats on the menu.

Tuck and Dot (56) volunteer to rid the world of lima beans,one bean at a time.

And Darn Bad BG (39) Are you kidding-HER? Volunteer??? Not happening,but she elbows her way thru the crowds for food day in typical bully style.

Scores! I know,no Engine today,we're starving here.....

1st:BG 39 (it killed me to say that)
2nd: Luvbug with 44
3rd:The Angels with 45

Losers: Mudcat by a mile with 67,and Tuck and Dot with a 56


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

04/20/2015 01:35.15 PM Report This Comment
Nice weather! 4-19-15
Pretty soon we'll be playing cards in the screened-in gazebo! Luvbug comes up one short with his 4+4=8. He and Fang go for some exercise on their bicycle built for two ... Mallow may have to wash her eyes out to get rid of the vision of Steve letting it ALL hang out! Her hand isn't helping either. No matter how you add 'em up, 46 is a loser.

Sandy comes up one short today too, with another 4+4=8. So far she & Luvbug are in a push for the win ... Oh well, that didn't last long. Mimi & J.C. have teamed up for a 5+4=9. So they pedal off to savor their winning hand by gulping a gallon of amaretto ... Tucker & Dot have filled the bath tub with their latest brew and suggest it would made an excellent hang-out. They too have an 8, the hard way. 48 minus that pesky 4.

UBB seems to have decided playing his hand from a deck chair would be a nice touch and so it is! He has another 9, to tie the Mudcat. 49 minus that 4 ... And Bee Gee. Well, what can we say there? Always innovative in her insanity, she suggests playing cards IN the bath tub and taking a bike ride to dry off. What do you expect from somebody with garlic breath, and a 38 minus 3 for another 8.

So, two to split the pot today, Mudcat & UBB, each with nine. No 2nds or 3rds in cards, it's winner take all. Or co-winners rassle for half. Remember, no grabbing below the belt.

~~~~Hot Rod~~~
~~Nice day to let it
all hang out, I must say

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

04/19/2015 01:57.09 PM Report This Comment
Happy birthday Tucker! 4-18-15
We'll be sure to stop by after the scores are announced. I know how much we all need to party. After celebrating lawyers, taxes, and stress all in one week, we need a break! Take Luvbug(43/7) for example: He's so burned out he's ready to juggle chainsaws. He'll be entertaining at the party. Hey, beats a creepy clown.

Mallow(42/6) is so crackers she's singing to her soup! Scary ... Ana(42/6) is just staring at the starlight ... Mimi(61/7) says J.C. fancies himself a disc jockey, and loves to crack the whip. Riding discs sounds awfully uncomfortable, skinny little things they are. Ouch.

The Birthday Boy(44/8) says he's all stocked up for the party: cake, beer, and - no Steve! Let the festivities begin! ... UBB(34/7) tells us PD Budd has been holding on all winter til his mom makes his mulch-pit potty. Wow, he must have a bladder the size of the Hindenburg! ... And Bee Gee(39/12) is so in need of a stress reliever that she's ready to dunk animal crackers in Cat Daniels! Meow!

Well, Bee Gee, with that horrible 12 you may as well start that long slow walk to the cart barn now. And we'll see how everyone else did on the putting greens:
1st - Tie, Mallow & Ana, 6. "Starlight" used to be in the record stores too! Wait. I'm thinking "Stardust".
2nd - Tie, Luvbug, Mimi, & UBB, 7. Crowded up there on the podium, huh?
3rd - The birthday boy, Tucker with 8.

Now, you'll have to go out and poke Bee Gee with a stick to get her to move it! She needs to gas up the Tour Bus so we can all make it to Tuck's gala fiesta. Last one in has to sit next to Bee Gee! Hahhaaa!

That was mean but I knew
it would get you moving!


04/18/2015 02:12.26 PM Report This Comment
4.17 Long Drive Blah-Bat Furiday
Loads to celebrate today. First off-- announcing the winner of first prize, a 1967 Ford mustang. It's a convertible and collector's item for it's day. Scroll to the bottom to see who drives this red beauty away.

Our grand list maker, Luvbug (42) is the not winner but he's still a fine player. Let's give a round of polite applause for master goffer, Angel mallow (44). She teed up a big orange cheeseball and as it flew through the air a crow caught it in its claws. t the same time Catty mojo chased the crow, caught the ball and rolled it along the green into the hole. That's right, A Hole in One! mojo, you are a Great Catty.
Our Drama King, Steve whacks a 54 and goes after the bat-Earred Drama Queen, BeeGee (33). Pws here for a mo. of Silence. Blah!
While Tucker & Dot also 54 watch silently as the Drama unfolds. Steve & the Goff Bully re going at it... paws over the ears kitties for language.
Nice warm 50 outside Angels for Ana.
While mimi & JC sit on the sidelines munching 57 battered bats friend in cheese. Remember the winning score buys the first round.
49 Blah, Blah, Bah Day goes to grumpy balding UBB.

To the cart barn goes the Bat-Earred One with 33.
3rd - Ana & Angels 50
2nd - shares between Steve and Tuck & Dot 54
NOW! What you have been waiting for- The 1967 Ford mustang goes to mimi & JC with 57!! Let's all pile in for a ride around the parking lot.

Comments humbly submitted by PD Budd
Always happy**

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd (UBB)-Be Happy, Gracie T-t, In the Greenhouse, PD Budd, posing... & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

04/17/2015 02:04.43 PM Report This Comment
4-16 recap
Stress awareness day? US? Stressed? Especially not when we get to wear our PJ's all day,and eat fungus. Who knew the cure for stress was that easy.

Luvbug(40) our first to arrive,and fearless leader starts us off with yoga and eggs to reduce the stress. Ohmmmm.....ohmmmmm...ohmelette.

Mallow (40) clad in the golf attire to aspire to (footie PJ's Mallow??) shows us what the true cause of stress is-herself.

I score a buff 50,or a 50 in the buff. What can I say-I sleeps au naturale so things can "breathe". Can't top the orange purrfection I was born with.

Sandy (38) is starry eyed,oh....starry skied to reduce her stress.

Engine (50) saves us from the fungus among us with braised buzzard and marinated moth.

Mudcat (56) shares her magic mushrooms while wearing her working gal PJ's. They convert from cat bed to pole cat.

UBB (27) puts the high five pressure on with his ace in the hole (or the paw) With little GTt and her many toes.

Tuck and Dot (50) stress how they are going to fit in the cat tree after a belly full of so many traitor eggs.

BG (30) does the 'ol high five fake out with the librarian,claws in of course. Don't want to stress her out too much,BG that is.

1st: UBB 27
2nd: BG 30
3rd: Sandy 38

Losers: Mudcat with 56,and a tie with Engine,Tuck and Dot and me "helping" with 50.


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

04/16/2015 01:30.15 PM Report This Comment
4/15/15 - That Sucks Day
Which also happens to fall on Tax Day. Coincidence, I think not! Actually up HERE we have two more weeks till Tax Day. Now THAT sucks!

Luvbug brings us a 40 (=4) and an assortment of special days including our very own manufactured Tapeworm Appreciation Day. A. Mallow barfed up a tapeworm once and believe me, NO one appreciated that! Our resident Angel has a 41 (=5) and her usual attitude. Steve is confused between a tapeworm and a tape MEASURE, and he keeps the count going with a 42 (=6). How orderly can it GET around here?!

Oops, spoke too soon. Sandy breaks our stride with a 36 (=9) but no one breaks Janet’s stride, she’s out and walking on Sports Day! Engine, meanwhile, brings 55 (=10) servings of Pinched and Poached Porcupines with Catnip Creamed Crickets. And please tell me you found those yummy fermented fish-heads! Mimi has a 52 (=7) and puts her head together with Engine to discuss novel cooking techniques.

Tucker scores 42 (=6) and is having tapeworm flashbacks .. he’ll never eat linguini again and would rather celebrate Glazed Spiral Ham Day. Wouldn’t everyone? BeeGee will take those tapeworms but remind me to be careful of any birthday gift I might get from HER. It’s a 34 (=7) for the Golf Bully who is fully embracing That Sucks Day. And last but not least, UBB celebrates Titanic Remembrance Day by commemorating the 31 (=4) ships cats who perished on that fateful day. Remove your golf caps please and let’s observe a moment of silence.

And the leaderboard goes like this:
1st – a tie between Luvbug and UBB, first golfer and last, both with 4
2nd – Mallow with 5. That does not suck.
3rd – another tie, Steve and Tucker with 6

And to the still/cart barn goes Engine, I think she’s going to ferment 10 more of those fish-heads! Save some room, everyone!

Signing off, your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Sakura #269398 daily in Apr, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly, ~ Mojo Blackbear ~, Angel Mallow ♥ my fresh squeeze O.J., Angel Smokey ~ Welcoming A. Q. MerryBelle & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Welcome springtime!.

04/15/2015 02:12.36 PM Report This Comment
Be Kind to Lawyers today 4-14-15
Anyone? Anyone have the stomach for that celebration? Didn't think so. But on the bright side, if you look up in the sky you'll see Steve & Bee Gee dangling a lawyer over the side of their hot air balloon (hot air provided by Steve, of course). BG said don't worry, if they let go they have a parachute they'll throw out for him. So you can all breathe easy. :-)

Now for a little long-driving. Luvbug(43) helped clean up the cobbler mess by whacking a few pits ... Mallow(39) wants to get a lawyer to sit on a tee. I think that's something we'd all enjoy ... Steve(51) aren't you high enough in that balloon to reach for some sparrows? Remember: sharesies ... Ana(60) reminds us it's Sports Day tomorrow. Woohoo! ... Oh, Engine(62)! A KEG of meow-tais? Maybe we'll sample those Snake Shakes later too.

Mimi(64) gets a face-full of lawyer goop while looking up at the sky. Oh wait - LAYER goop. Oops ... Tucker(48) is ready to laugh inappropriately when the lawyer goes flying. Who says that's inappropriate? ... UBB(42) is celebrating Alopecia Day with a garden party in the green house ... Bee Gee(43) maintains her shaky grip on the airborne attorney. Bet he's hoping she doesn't spy any sparrows!

Here's how we drove:
1st - Mimi, 64. Bet you're glad it was only 'layer' goop, huh?
2nd - Engine, 62. Hairball Hissy? Oh - harissa. Huh?
3rd - Ana, 60. Warming up for summer games.

And the lucky loser is Mallow. See how many lawyers can dance on a tee! (Moment of laughter)

Glad the only bar I ever passed
~~~is the one in the lounge!


04/14/2015 01:30.43 PM Report This Comment
4-13 recap
Scrabble day! What is it? To some,a others,torture. All those words and adding,too much work to be a game. Lets not forget its peach cobbler day also. Nothing better than some ol peach fuzz against the sandpaper tongue. And let us not forget about the whole mouse pocket thing :)

Luvbug (45) Scrabbles my mind (or is that scrambles....) with talk of peaches and their delightful orange color. Go orange,or go home.

Mallow (43) shows us what a peach she is and gives barbie a break,whacking a peach with her driver instead. She SAYS its for the cobbler,but she looks to be enjoying it way too much.

Ana (40) sends us all reminders of sports day on Wed. We golf daily-thats a sport :) I know,we are only in it for the food,and the cart races.

I score a 53(woo-hoo!!!) and work on re-enacting big wind day for your pleasure,and mine!

Engine (53) brings a menu of chinchilla cakes and lizard legs. Who says golf can't be fun,and fattening.

Mudcat (51) plays dirty word Scrabble . You get extra points for creativity,and the shock factor.

UBB (30) teases us with promises of free drinks-cheater. He's searching for printable words for Scrabble. Don't ask Mudcat!

Tuck and Dot (53) dream the impossible dream-to experience peace. Where is the fun in that!

BG keeps her girlish (?) figure by eating 37 scoops of peach cobbler. How deep,or wide are YOUR mouse pockets??


1ST: UBB with 30 (brrrr)
2nd:BG 37
3rd: Ana 40

Losers-too many! We have a 3 way tie with Engine,Tuck and Dot and me all with 53. Hot pawty in the cart barn tonight!


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

04/13/2015 01:31.54 PM Report This Comment
Anybody walk on the wild side? 4-12-15
I think there are plenty of opportunities here at the great Catty Shack Country Club, with the roughs AND the hazards patrolled by Ol' Toothy. Anybody feel lucky today?

Not Luvbug, who was only able to manage a 4+3 for a 7 today at the card table. He's taking a ride on the wild side instead. Look out, Mallow, competition! No competing with your mom's odd little interlude of nostalgia though. That's a winner. Bring that up on the next Tell a Story Day. Mallow shows her cards - a 38-3 combo for a final 8.

Oooh, Ana sure wasn't lucky at the card table today! A sorry 3-0 for a 3. Better luck next time. Mimi's wild side is her favorite side, so she drops her crummy 5-2 hand on the table and slithers wildly up her pole. A Louie Louie encore! Bravo! Oh dear, no luck for Tuck this morning either. A lousy 5. The hard way, 3+2.

Well, lookie lookie! UBB says the heck with the wild side, he'll take a wild card any day, and a great choice, too. He scores the only winning hand today, 2+7 for that much-sought-after 9! Bee Gee emerges from her walk on the wild side through the rough, trying to avoid Steve and Big Wind Day. She ties with Mallow for second place (if there WERE a 2nd place in cards!) with her 38-3=8.

So, today's big winner (and only winner!) is UBB. Maybe you can use some of those catbucks to buy yourself a wrap-around toupee. I don't think they sell those at the pro shop, but we might find a few divots we can paint black until you find a suitable faux fur 'do!

Another round of Nine-Lives in the books. Oh yes, we ARE keeping books! For, you know, "tax purposes". *wink wink*

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Everything by the book
~~~I always say~~~~

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

04/12/2015 01:00.01 PM Report This Comment
Keep your golf clubs crossed! 4-11-15
This might be a bumpy recap. The storm clouds are gathering and CC has been a rough ride today. I guess that would be okay. We can all just stomp the deckboards to the strains of "Louie Louie" and no one would notice the difference!

Luvbug(40/4) is suffering from gender misidentification again, poor guy. He can't decide if he's listening to 'Louie Louie', or 'Louise Louise'! "Every little breeze seems to whisper..." Oh, never mind ... Mallow(41/5) has her pitch-pipe (not pitch fork! Hahaha!) at the ready to make sure the Barbershop Quartet is in tune with Louie Louie ... Haley(45/9) is wasting no time with anything. She's just ready to conga!

Mudcat(58/13) is ready to do the Fondue. I'm pretty sure she won't be needing her pole for this one. *snicker* ... UBB(38/11), you're grumbling about another pet day? But, I think it's nearly impossible to have too many pet days! Well, unless all your fur is getting petted off. *ahem* ... Tucker(39/12) has done the Fondue and is ready to Louie Louie til he drops. That's the true spring break spirit! ... And Bee Gee(50/5) has courageously volunteered to keep the 8-track belting out Louie Louie all day. And night. This might be a world record conga line!

Who did the lowest, shortest Louie Louie limbo?
1st - Looks like Luvug, he/she of the lowly but lovely 4.
2nd - Tie, Mallow & Bee Gee, 5. Watch where you point that pitch fork, Mallow! Pitch pipe! I meant pitch pipe! *yipe!*
3rd - Haley, 9. It paid to get up early today, didn't it?

And who shall be checking on the still of the night? Looks like Mudcat's turn, and Tucker might enjoy lending a helping paw. After all, what's spring break for if not tending to matters of moonshine?

Now let's see how long it takes
to deliver all these golf recaps


04/11/2015 03:21.37 PM Report This Comment
4.10 Long Drive Goffers and siblings Day!
Our Day has Come. Goffers of Catty Shack, Unite!
Here comes LuvBug (39) and her funny sib, Fang, banging around in the the cupboards today.
Steve (63) won't dare whack his sibling, the BIG Ernie. Sometimes he shows good sense. Nice score, too.
Only goffer with a higher score today is Tuck (64). He and his Dot are investigating the cupboards for a place to hide from his 'lip-biting; little sibling.
Angel mallow has a whole lot of hacking goig on when she thinks of her sibs. But she lets mojo catty whack her 44 today.
Except for JC our mudcat mimi (49) has had it with her fursibs. Her mew motto for survival: "Blame it on the Siblings"
Engine (60) comes Toot-tooting across the green bringing Sardine Supreme and Bourbon mice mocktails. She ra over enough rodents on the way for next weeks' roadkill helper.
UBB's (44) Wisdom advice for today: "Get along with your siblings-- they won't always be a pain the the you-know-what"
Ana arrives with her 40 and rain on the greens
On special assignment tonight BG (pair of 3's) will be counting the safety pins in the cart barn. Be careful in there.

Winners and Placers--
1st 64-- Tucker & Dot What a team!!
2nd 63-- Steve on his own
3rd 49 -- J.C. & the mudcat (could be a new group)
Now everycat goo out there and hug you fursibs. Play mice now.
Purrs from your Furiday Commenter,
PD Budd

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd (UBB)-Be Happy, Gracie T-t, In the Greenhouse, PD Budd, posing... & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

04/10/2015 04:27.57 PM Report This Comment
4-9 recap
We have a whole lot of antique love going on here today,some of us might need a name change once the pawrents find out they are being referred to as an antique. In case you haven't figured it out,its also name yourself day. This is it-the rare opportunity to get rid of that embarrassing name you were pegged with. "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."

Luvbug (37) has been taking evil takeover lessons from some un-named CS member (Mallow-oopsie). We'll let you start with the cart barn and still,and move onto the world tomorrow.

Mallow (40) Loves everything about her name-all 6 or 7 of them we've bestowed upon her thru the years.

I score a 50 (don't be a hater,I've waited a long time for that temp). Shy as I am,I try to display my exhibitionist side for the day.

Mudcat (49) er....Mimi,another proud recipient of various monikers earned thru hard work and pole dancing,lets her true side prevail - you may refer to her as Minxy Mudcat from now on.

Engine (55) AKA the little Engine that could,or would,or wouldn't,or might brings us roasted rat ribs and mouse mimosa's.

UBB (35) AKA Uncle Baldy Budd takes his antiques straight up and in the form of golf legend Arnold Palmer.Lucky shot that hole in one.

Tuck and Dot (52) want to be called anything but late for dinner,or Spot.

The Angels (36) -hard to find a name for them,you don't mess with angels,but we can call them cold and sleety today.

BG (39) found a catchy,odd name (like BG isn't odd enough) -SHIBIEW. OK,I know you are all dying to know what it means: She Who Is Brilliant In Every Way. Scary,I know-or SIK. Hey! Thats a more fitting name for you Darn-SIK!

Scores! Nice and orderly today:

1ST: UBB with 35
2nd: Angels with 36
3rd: Luvbug with 37

Losers: Engine with 55 and her happy to help you's Tuck and Dot with 52


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

04/09/2015 01:24.21 PM Report This Comment
4/8/15 - Summary on the fly
Mom & Dad have been out ALL day doing that “taxes” thing that keeps them busy, and I am now finally able to rush through with the summary du jour. All errors are as always the fault of my blogger. Or Mallow.

Luvbug has a 38 (=11) and an array of special days to choose from, let the free form celebrating begin! Mallow chooses to celebrate National Empanada Day with 40 (=4) of the delectable goodies … to start! Steve chooses to celebrate Draw a Picture of a Bird Day. Of course, that bird would be orange. A 54 (=9) for Steve today.

Haley reports a 40 (=4) on a cloudy day with sleet on the way. Not my choice to celebrate! Mimi celebrates Zoo Lovers Day in the zoo she lives in, and JC is trying to get a bird to model for him. Ignore the 60 (=6) or so feathers littering the ground. Some of them might belong to Dot, who is also bird watching while packing away 53 (=8) empanadas.

UBB is trying to escape the clutches of the dreaded b-a-t-h … he turns Dot’s score around for a 35 (=8). Engine brought us a 60 (=6) and some Boa Burritoes while Bee Gee celebrates All Is Mine Day. Hey, that should be All Is OURS Day! Six of one, 46 (=10) of another, I guess.

The envelope please:
1st – Mallow & Haley with 4
2nd – Mimi & Engine, tied with 6
3rd – Dot and UBB, tied with 8

Hey, where are the odd numbers? Oh, there they are, and 11 in the cart barn with Luvbug.

And now rushing through to deliver today’s pearls of wisdom is
your Guest Common (couch) Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Sakura #269398 daily in Apr, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly, ~ Mojo Blackbear ~, Angel Mallow ♥ my fresh squeeze O.J., Angel Smokey ~ Welcoming A. Q. MerryBelle & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Welcome springtime!.

04/08/2015 03:21.37 PM Report This Comment
Kitty Yoga Appreciation! 4-7-15
And I know each and every one of you is busy practicing your yoga positions. It's either that or you're busy not doing housework. Luvbug(40) has himself in the Rainbow Tail Twist ... Mallow(38) is doing the Limber-Up Ratchet Jaw ... Steve(50) is trying to copy Luvbug with a twister move himself - the Bend-Over Pretzel. Hey, YOU tangled, you UN-tangle!

Sandy(45) is working on mastering the very difficult Shower-Cap Head Stand ... Uh-oh, looks like Engine(55) is having a little trouble with the Speed-Bump Bobble. Careful! ... Don't look, kids! Mimi(61) is flexing herself around the Yoga Pole. Not to be confused with the Festivus Pole.

OMG! I can't believe UBB(41) is trying the nearly impossible Beaver Cleaver! You are a brave tom, Mr. Budd ... Haha! Tucker(52) is doing the beginners Kahlua Kick. Maybe we should ALL do the Kahlua Kick. It looks better than the Coffee Cake Crumble Bee Gee(40) is practicing.

I hope no one hurt themselves with their yoga snarlage. Let's have a look at the long drive winners while they can still move. Sort of.
1st - Mimi, she of the pole, 61.
2nd - Engine, bobbling over the speed bumps, 55.
3rd - Tucker, kick-a-poo Kahlua, 52.

And the unlucky loser today is Mallow, but we'll send Luvbug and Bee Gee along to help. We know they'll LOVE to hear what you have to say today. :-)

My special move is the
Sidekick Side-Kick! :-)


04/07/2015 01:05.36 PM Report This Comment
4-6 recap
Post Easter jelly bean hangover today??? Speaking of hangovers,its New Beer Eve!!! I'll drink to that. Its also TV dinner day(the dessert portion is NEVER big enough) and Dingus day! Have you hugged your dingus today?

Luvbug (39) is treating all the ladies to dinner-TV dinner that is. Now,to find a TV to eat.

Mallow (39) ponders what is under a kilt. A little dingus?

I score ANOTHER 39,whats with this day! I raise a toast to New Beer Eve.

Ana (30) is under the cloudy weather this morning.

Mudcat (51) Claims her home brew was confiscated by the HAZMAT team. Didn't Mallow wear a HAZMAT outfit for Halloween?? Hmmmmm.......

Engine (52) Our little MIA cook brings Easter back with braised baby bunny brats brined in bourbon. Try saying that 3 times fast after downing Mudcat's HAZMAT brew.

UBB 928) Holy smokes! An accident! We hope for your mom's speedy recovery as she went thru the river and over the woods for Easter.

Tuck and Dot (41) gotta love 'em for consistency-Tuck opts for celebrating New Beer Eve with the bunny bourbon.

And B of the G (42) gets creative with whacking her balls with her dingus,whatever that may be. That'll leave a mark.

Scores!!! 1st: UGG with 28
2nd: Ana 30
3rd: Luvbug,Mallow and I with 39

Losers! Engine with 52,and Mudcat with 51. Pawty in the cart barn tonight!


OK,so I typed this 3 stinking times!!! It kept getting eaten. Grrr......

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

04/06/2015 01:14.28 PM Report This Comment
Happy Easter! 4-5-15
Did the Easter bunny give you each your hollow egg with your cards inside? Good, good. Then let's not waste any more time finding out who won. Luvbug(39-9) found his Easter egg in a dandelion patch ... Mallow(36/9) found her egg hidden under an anchovy pizza. It's all yours! *gack* ... Mimi(40/4) found her egg hiding under the bed. Which is where she should have stayed this morning.

Steve(39-9) found his egg under a map. Wait. A map actually helped you this time? ... Tucker(38-8) found his egg under a deep dish ... Oh, poor Bee Gee(27/9). She got her cards in a syrupy Cadbury egg. ICK!

Oh wow. UBB(29-9) found HIS egg under some snow! Must have been easy to find though, since the Easter bunny left bunny tracks, AND rabbit doots, in the snow! ... And Sandy(30/3) found her egg just blowin' in the wind.

Okay, I hope you didn't put all your eggs in one basket. Er, pot. Looks like we have a winner or two. Or three. Or four or five. Well, I'll be jiggered. We actually only have a couple "losers". The "9s" are Luvbug, Mallow, Steve, UBB, and Bee Gee. Tucker came close with 8, but you know what they say about 'close'. Horse shoes and hand grenades and all that. The big losers today are Sandy and Mimi, who have the unpleasant chore of sweeping up after the Easter bunny. Don't worry, we'll save you a Cadbury egg. Bee Gee's giving them away. Or feeding them to Ol' Toothy.

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~
I got a whole basket full of
pizza-flavored Easter eggs!

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

04/05/2015 01:04.52 PM Report This Comment
Happy birthday party! 4-4-15
Did you all remember to bring Steve a rat as a party favor? I think it's QUITE revealing that World Rat Day is on Steve's birthday. At least this isn't Loose Mousse Day. *shudder*

Looks like Luvbug(38/11) brought Steve a really showy rat. That might be inappropriate, since I don't think Steve wants any rats around that are prettier than he is. *snicker* ... Mallow(38/11) digs around in her duck-down pillow and pulls out a bumpy yellow rat. Eew ... The Angels(48/12) bring down a rainy wet rainbow-colored rat.

Oh, leave it to Mimi(66/12), she's like Old Faithful. She brought the obligatory orange rat for Orange Rat Boy, and I'll bet he's ever so pleased ... And Bee Gee(30/3) doesn't sidestep anything to bring her Karma gravel rat along. Hey, it could have been worse. It could have been a sewer rat! Eeww!

Now that we've all outfitted ourselves with our favorite party rat, let's see who wins the party putt-putt prize:
1st - Bee Gee, 3. She took the very direct approach.
2nd - Tie, Luvbug & Mallow, 11. Showy bumpy yellow rats. Eew.
3rd - Tie, The Angels & Mimi, 12. Rainbow rats with an orange Mohawk. Steve will never sit still for this!

And I think that about does it. No one left to tend the still? Okay, we COULD just move the party out there. Any objections? Show of paws? Didn't think so. Everybody grab your rats and party hats and head for the barn!

A full-contact drunken
pillow fight will follow
the rat race.


04/04/2015 02:10.14 PM Report This Comment
4.3 Pawty Day Long Drivers!!
Finally a Pawty Day with Unlimited Catnip! And A. mallow is in the Clubhouse hanging the disco ball, selecting her favourite tunes all 41 of them.
So, let's really get into our Furiday pawty mood.
LuvBg (39) is not letting the fact that there is no rain to make rainbows at her end of the green. She can still roll in the catnip with BeeGee (38) in the Cart barn tonight. BG rolled her whole way to work just to keep her girlish figure rounded. Catnip's FREE in the Cart Barn.
Let's see if we can get some longer drives on this long drive day, huh? Steve looks good...with his 49. The Orange One is always ready to pawty. his furiends Dot & Tuck tie with a 49. They go Rockin' & rCatnip Rollin' to the Clubhouse. UBB (40) is already there with a pitcher of Cat Daniels ready to pour.
The mudcat is a high roller today with 59. She sure enjoys catnip.
Ana/Haley (50) is only too grateful to even be here. She had to get an indirect link to the links. What's going wrong on the CC?
You may notice there's no solid food at this pawty... unless Chocolate mousse counts? I think it is a pudding.
Here's how the scores rolled--
1st mimi rolling a high 59
2nd Ana?Haley finally got here with 50'
3rd Steve and Tucker/Dot tie with 49
Enjoy the Cart barn and sweep up any loose moose catnip BG & LvBg

Whew! This stuff is Primo... Purrs from PD Budd, stone commenter

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd (UBB)-Be Happy, Gracie T-t, In the Greenhouse, PD Budd, posing... & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

04/03/2015 02:50.06 PM Report This Comment
4-2 recap
Its story time at the CS. Its childrens story day,why should they have all the fun. Funny,isn't it-story day coincides with lie day.And, as a special treat,its also PB&J day. That outta keep the lips glued shut while I tell today's stories.

Luvbug (38) tells us a romantic story of how he uses his night vision goggles to stalk Barbie from afar.

Mallow (40) tells us a little tale of lies,deceit,and mistakes (not hers,of course).

I score a rather lovely 44,and tell a thriller about a stalker and the great PB&J sammie caper.

Mudcat (38) tells us a love story (cue in mushy music) between herself and the produce man.This has best seller written all over it!

UBB (23) tells us a tale(or tail) or two cities. One has a pool and drinkies with umbrellas.the other has fire,ice and rain(AKA-hell). Ooh,suspense,I love it!

Engine (48) tells us a gory,yet yummy story (not for the faint of heart) of lice,and possum pot au fue (bless you!). Its the pot au feu you need to worry about-its killer at the end.

Tuck and Dot's (42) story is of reconciliation gone awry,and a naked PB sammie (keep it clean) who cannot find its beloved J.Weird things happen at your house.

BG (33) tells a horror story-a whopper-the story of her life as a bully. It WILL surely be on the top ten list-of most wanted.

1st:UBB with 23
2nd: BG with 33
3rd: Luvbug and Mudcat with 38

Losers: (These scores are ALL over the place) Engine with 48 and ME with 44. WHAT!!!!! This can't be!!! I want a re-check!


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

04/02/2015 01:36.32 PM Report This Comment
4/1/15 - Let the Parade of Fools begin:
Luvbug presents us with a truly awe-inspiring assortment of special days to start out the month! Why, I’ll bet there were 40 (=4) of them! Someone give the kitty a big helping of Freshly Fermented Ferrets, please, I think he has laryngitis! Mallow, copycat that she is, goes through the 40 (=4) celebrations and chooses to honour Stress Awareness Month. After all, we ARE all strangely aware of stress when you’re around. Steve, on the other hand, is all pumped about International Tatting Day! That is, until he learns that there is no ink involved, dang it. Takes all the excitement out of a group tatting pawty. 25 (=7) for The Orange One.

Engine misheard and thinks it’s TATTLING day, and she tells on all the April Fools pranks her Internet is pulling this morning. But she also brings us Lobster Ravioli, yay!! 52 (=7) serving should be enough for a start. UBB brings a score of 20 (=2), and says National Poetry Month is in view. A challenge he sets of a poem a day! And it MUST not start with “There once was a …”

Mimi has a 43 (=7), and Happy Birthday wishes for Dot! Tucker’s catty takes a bow while he shoots a 23 (=5) and observes that his Mom is probably not celebrating Fun At Work Day. BeeGee just can’t choose from the vast array of celebrations and after she loses count at 36 (=9), she goes with the classic, April Fools Day! And Sandy swears that the pranksters have been at work and our page is gone! It’s here now, because I found your score of 32 (=5) on it.

The results are in:
1st – UBB our poet true, takes victory with a score of 2
2nd – Luvbug and Mallow, both with 4
3rd – Tucker and Sandy, with 5

To the cart barn goes BeeGee with 9 while the rest of the golfers take their Lucky 7’s to the clubhouse. But the REAL April Fools joke is that I managed to miss Tater Day yesterday!

Your Guest Common ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Sakura #269398 daily in Apr, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly, ~ Mojo Blackbear ~, Angel Mallow ♥ my fresh squeeze O.J., Angel Smokey ~ Welcoming A. Q. MerryBelle & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Welcome springtime!.

04/01/2015 02:45.00 PM Report This Comment
Holiday overload! 3-21-15
I swear, there's enough holidays today for everybody to have their own! Unfortunately, it seems nearly everybody wants to claim Crayon Day for themselves. Well, you all can't have it! I think we'll award that one to Luvbug(45) who wants to doodle all the day on his cart ... Mallow(46) has claimed Tater Day for her Common (Couch)'Tater brother Mike. If he rassles Steve for the all-orange pack of crayons, my money's on The Great Orange One!

I can't believe it but Steve(39) is going with Dance Marathon Day, and has insanely chosen Darn as his partner. Mike must have knocked him in the head ... As usual, Engine(44) seems to be engaging in her very own holiday, today it's Snout & Creamsicle Day! Oh boy! ... Oh dear, looks like the dancing duo may have to step aside for PoleCat Mimi(43). I can hardly wait for her May Pole Dance. *snicker*

Looks like Tucker(34) is just gonna clam up for the rest of the day. But no, we don't know about your mom being funny that way. Do tell ... Sounds like UBB(35) is a day late for back-up day. Doesn't "hacker" sound like something a cat would be good at? ... Bee Gee(52) can't seem to let Sharpen Your Claws day go. It's good to have a hobby.

You can tell spring is in the air. And so are the long drives.
1st - Bee Gee, 52. Sharpening crayons today.
2nd - Mallow, 46. You can get charged today. Oh wait - BE in charge!
3rd - Luvbug, 45. Nice doodles. :-)

Looks like Tucker can slurp his creamsicle in the cart barn. Wonder if that still can make some orange liqueur?

Nobody picked lemon day.
No sour pusses here, I guess.


03/31/2015 02:08.53 PM Report This Comment
3-30 recap
Another Monday,and almost the end of the month-yay!!! We have a crap load of junk dropped on us to celebrate,just because. has been brought to you today by: Doctors Day,Take a Walk in the Park Day,Grass is Always Browner on the Other Side Day,Pencil Day,Turkey Neck Soup Day (gross),and "I" am in Control Day. *whew*

Luvbug (46) actually claims to like the turkey stuff-he definitely is not in control of his senses right now.

Mallow (50) Lets her grandeur get her gander. It says "I" am in control,not "you" . Unless you are the I,and we are the you,then in that case we would be the we,not the you :)

I score 36. I'm as in me plotting world take over. If not the world,I'll settle for take over of a patch of green grass,untainted green grass please.

Ana scores a 32. Nice day to walk a Pepper in the park.

Engine (37) goes green with lip smacking (except for the turtles) terrine of terrapin.

Mudcat (42) is in cahoots with the worlds largest ice box. Mmmmmmm....tuna and penguin,goes well with terrapin necks.

UBB (34) claims snow on his greens. New cure for male pattern belly baldness?

Tuck and Dot (40) singing the Monday morning was better than Sunday blues. What! Bite your little tongues.

BG (38). Surprise,surprise...the golf bully has vewy,vewy sharp score pencils. The pencils are sharper than the golfers.


1st: Ana with 32
2nd: UBB with 34
3rd: Ack! BG and me with 36.

Losers: Mallow with 50,and Luvbug with 46.


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

03/30/2015 12:58.44 PM Report This Comment
Read 'em and weep 3-29-15
Lots of "weepers" at the ol' 'mom & pop' White Whisker today, and not from catpot stogie smoke this time. (Thank goodness for those industrial exhaust fans!) Looks like Gracie T-t is getting better and better at "dealing for the house". Won't be long before the whole pot goes to mom & pop!

Luvbug lays down a 47, for a final 7, and would probably rather have some rain than a winning hand today anyway. Mallow doesn't need any smoke & mirrors to turn a 48 into an 8. Look out, Sandy has a winner! That 27 gives her a perfect 9.

Oooh, UBB won't be buying baby a new pair fur pants with that 2. Maybe that's where you lost all your fur - at the card table! *snicker* Mimi has another winner. With a 29, minus the 2. She even brought her own potted palm. Is that like a porta-potted palm? Saves you from having to leave the table for a quick litter break? *chuckle* And Bee Gee is having no luck with the cards today either. She's got a 43 for a dismal 7. Hey! If you and UBB combine your hands, you'd have a 9! Guess that won't work, huh? I tried.

Looks like Sandy & Mimi get to share the pot. Hmph. Only a 2-way scuffle today. Hardly even worth the ante. Things start getting interesting when the pot has to go at least 3 ways. And poor nearly-nude UBB gets stuck with the mop & bucket today. Maybe you'd like to check on the still after you finish poking around for valuables in the seat cushions?

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~
Better luck next week

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

03/29/2015 01:23.06 PM Report This Comment
"Something" On A Stick 3-28-15
So many choices, so little time. So we better not waste a minute, let's get right to the sticky business.

Luvbug(47/11) seems to be leaning toward the gopher on a stick. Always a popular choice ... Looks like the Angels(36/9) are stuck with more snow on a stick. Try putting it in a cone next time, just sayin' ... Hmm. Sounds like Mimi(39/12) has a hankerin' for some 'weed' on a stick, but only to take her mind off more snow. Mmm hmm.

Nothing's going ta-pott for Tucker(14/5) today. He wants his whole day on a stick! From cheese to weeds to Black Forest cake. Maybe even hot tub on a stick! A little too ambitious, I'd say ... Well, hoppin' weed whacker! Bee Gee(44/8) is looking for a sunbeam on a stick! ... And finally, Mallow(48/12) hustles in, last but not least. In fact she's tied for most. Maybe someone could get you an alarm clock on a stick. :-)

At least you all remembered to duct tape a putter to a stick today. Let's see how the little sticks did:
1st - Tucker, 5. Relaxing in a sunbeam.
2nd - Bee Gee, 8. Grumbling in a sunbeam.
3rd - Angel, 9. Melting snow in a sunbeam.

Looks like we have some real expert help in the still house, er, cart barn today. Mimi & Mallow get to share duties, with some more heavenly help from the Angels. Everyone in accounted for! Good job, duffers! Now what say we call it a day?

Sunbeams are my friends


03/28/2015 02:45.46 PM Report This Comment
3.27 Long Drive Singing Country Songs Blahs
There's some singing, if you can call it that, today... as if we care.
LuvBug (50) Hums "As if I Care..." because he always wanted to. That's a mice score Bug.
Angel mallow arrives with a mice fat 46 (you Western cats really whack 'em) and sings about how her mom's radiator blew up in the grocery store parking lost after her Dad's kidneys were fresh and clean..." or something like that. The tune is a bit catchy. Thanks, mal.
The blahs have caught a couple of cats in the east.
Tucker & Dot just want to whack their 33 and bring a case of Racoon Shooters home. Blah!
The usual sunny Steve (32) wants to know if we care, REALLY care for him? Aww, Stevie, You're the One! You certainly are the one in the Cart Barn, along with UBB (32). Old Baldy's mom's favorite song: "I'll find my way Home to You, Just as soon as I Remember where you are, Darlin'." UBB's draggin' the hot tub into the Barn tonight. So Tuck & Dot can jump in, too.
Ana will not be joining them with her 40.
N-Gin arrives in her Wiener Wagon spouting out 44 Royal Raccoon Shooters everywhere. *Gulp*.
Woe is the mudcat with a fine (49) bemoaning the Endless Winter and singing: "A Possum ate my Friskies & I had to Catch mice for Breakfast." We'd like some of those, mimi.
Bringing up the rear is just a regular old BG Joe (42) She's swearing & singing country tunes while the squirrels drop nuts on her dogs' heads (YEA!) Her song: "I Wouldn't take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win."

Scores winners & Losers:
1st Big 50 LuvBug
2nd Also Big 49 moaning mimi
3rd Nearly Big 46 Keep on Singin' mallow
To the Cart Barn in the Hot Tub: Steve, UBB & GTt and Tucker with Dot
I'll just stay safe and warm at home, purring--
PD Budd

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd (UBB)-Be Happy, Gracie T-t, In the Greenhouse, PD Budd, posing... & the 3 Budd's -Piled Up for Love.

03/27/2015 03:59.26 PM Report This Comment
3-26 recap
Make your own holiday day,there should be some beauts here! Lets see where our individual priorities lie...

Luvbug( 47) wants it to be Do Not Disturb a Sleeping Feline who's headed to the cart barn day.Maybe one of the Southern girls will save you from that demise.

Mallow (49) leans towards Mooch for Purple perfumed food. Odd,but true. Would this face lie??

I score a 36,and give a two paws up vote for Make Steve Really,Really Happy Day. If your happy and you know it,flick your tail. Wait a minute...

The Angels (40) make it Please Be 20 Degrees Warmer day. It COULD work,unless your score is zero.

Engine (56) pushes for Everything Braised With a Side of Alcohol Day. She saved you from the cart barn Luvbug,you'll need another spot to snooze. Thats statement would be confusing anywhere else but here.

Mudcat (60) Goes with the Kiss My Easter Grass,I'm a Royal Day,and she has the purple to prove it. No purple pole? That would have convinced me.

UBB (31) Put thought into his choice-Fabulous Felines Day. He kicks his mom out of the house for the day,and he's ready for world takeover.

Tuck and Dot (41) Wow-weird-Eat Til You Poop Day. Wait! Thats pop,eat til you pop *whew*

BG (48) celebrates Stump Rump Baby Bump day. Hahahahahaha!!!!! Kidding-Stump Rump Bump day,you should have seen your faces!

1st:UBB with 31
2nd: Me with 36
3RD: Angels with 40

Losers: Mudcat with 60,and Engine with 56.


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ RIP A.Q MerryBelle & ~Sir Ernie ~ Thank you for the COTD honor!.

03/26/2015 02:11.06 PM Report This Comment
3/25/15 - Let It Go Day
No … no … Steve, I do NOT think that’s what they meant …. Oh, someone get the Glade please!!!

Oh, whoops (blush) didn’t know the camera was rolling. It’s a fine spring day at the Catty Shack as Luvbug arrives with a 40 (=4) and tells us it’s Letting Go Of Stuff Day. And Lobster Newburg Day. A conundrum, declares Angel Mallow who declares she is NOT going to let go of her Lobster Newburg. She still manages a 44 (=8) while fighting off all who try to change her mind. And Steve decides to let go of a Frozen earworm. By passing it on to us. All together now .. “Thanks, Steve! (not)” a 35 (=8) for Steve today.

Mimi putts a 42 (=6) while trying to keep her catty from picking all the Lobster out of her Newburg, and UBB has missed out on Garbage Day (horrors!!) and is letting go of more fur .. 26 (=8) clumps of it! No, UBB, put it on! Put it ALL on! Engine meanwhile brings us something guaranteed to put hair on UBB’s chest … er, belly .. Weasel Waffles with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lobster”. Now THAT is scary. Need Heinicat. 52 (=7) cans of it.

And it’s Tuck to the rescue with 33 (=6) portions of REAL lobster and a vow to let go of the squirt bottle. No! Not in Sandy’s direction! Sandy retaliates with a 20 (=2) and stops us dead in our tracks. And speaking of dead, Bee Gee decides to let go of her plot to kill Mom & Dad during the night. Method 45 (=9) being sleeping in the middle of the floor in the dark. Hmm .. you been talking with Mallow? She used to try that one too.

And the leaderboard goes like this:
1st – Sandy with that unbeatable 2
2nd – Luvbug with 4
3rd – Mimi & Tucker, tied with 6. Share some lobster with the rest of us, guys!

And to the “cart barn” goes BeeGee, looking just about 9 times too happy to be going there. And for the rest of us it’s on to the clubhouse. Lobster awaits!

Your Guest Common (Couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Sakura #269398 daily in Apr, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly, ~ Mojo Blackbear ~, Angel Mallow ♥ my fresh squeeze O.J., Angel Smokey ~ Welcoming A. Q. MerryBelle & Evie ♥ A. Shai ~ Welcome springtime!.

03/25/2015 02:49.48 PM Report This Comment
Looks like a full house today 3-24-15
Guess everybody showed up for the chocolate covered raisins. *snicker* Although Luvbug(41) didn't have much to say about the menu. Guess he doesn't like rabbit doots in his Easter basket ... At least Mallow(41) isn't falling for that old trick. Gotta get up pretty early to fool that copy cat! ... Be very careful of Steve's(23) doots. He swears he saw one move! Maybe he got doot bugs in his basket. :-)

Haley(20) is waiting for a log to drop. That's not like 'the other shoe' is it? ... Engine(40) is here with the early bird special, Roasted Rat. But - aren't bird-rats called bats? Just sayin'. At least there's no bat doots in the lemon chiffonade ... UBB(1) gets ready to keep the home fires burning while his mom abandons her brood in the near-zero weather. Be sure to pack plenty of bunny doots in her suitcase!

Mimi(40) seems to think she did something to upset Ms. Spring, since she's reduced to rubbing rat doots together to stay warm ... Tucker(25) isn't touching chocolate covered raisin (doots) either. It isn't quite squirt gun weather yet, but we can hit 'em with the squirt bottle ... Now Bee Gee(44) has a good idea. Let's all go fly a kite right over all those nasty rabbits and their dirty doots!

Who hit their doots the farthest?
1st - Bee Gee(?), 44. That kite might have gotten her some extra distance.
2nd - Tie, Luvbug & Mallow, 41. The strong silent type and the copycat. Yes, but you didn't copy the "silent" part!
3rd - Tie, Engine & Mimi, 40. Bat-doot crazy for spring!

Looks like poor UBB will be keeping the still fires burning instead. PD and GTt will have to fend without their bald brethren. *snicker*

Is that what's meant by
~~~"dooty free"?


03/24/2015 01:43.29 PM Report This Comment
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