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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 2 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!

WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

WELL well. How DO we keep doing it? Another COTD award on July 20, 2015

THANK YOU, golf fans! Thank you verra much!

Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be your local low temperature of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes. Rules of the game are in the "9-Lives Rules" card at the bottom of the page.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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8-27 recap
What do you get when you mix a a banana with a burger and a dash of doggie stink-eye....just because. Give up? Me too. The answer is: another messed up,typical day at CC2.

Luvbug (61) asks for global forgiveness on something he may,or may not do-"just because".

Mallow (56) orders her burger with frizzled onions,whatever that may be. I WOULD ask,but I'm a little afraid of the explanation coming form Mallow.

I score a custardless (I hope) 64. WHO eats that stuff! I'm giving my full stink butt to my mutt. Eye...stink eye.

Sandy (58) is golfing by starlight again. Doing that too much will ruin your eyes,or something.

Mudcat (74) is in the forgiving mood of her furblings,but it took fear of their carrier to do it. They DO look a little sad,don't they.

Engine (64) class suck up, gets on GTt's good side (thats a good side to be on) with mouseburgers and woodpecker waffles,just because.

Tuck and Dot (60) mix business with pleasure (gasp) with a fully loaded still. They are armed,and in danger if they don't share.

Speaking of danger, BG (64)lets the Duchess of Dance (Ziggy) fill in and putt for her today. Later she can be the DD for us all after we crack open the still Tuck is so gallantly guarding.

GTT (56) the great connoisseur of the mouseburgers grabs her share before anyone else wakes up. Take 10 GTt,their small (so SHE says)

1st: Mallow and GTt with 56
2nd : Sandy with 58.
3rd: Tuck and Dot with 60

Losers: Mudcat 74 and Engine and me with 64.


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

08/27/2015 01:06.17 PM Report This Comment
The Duches who wasn't?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Well, this is perfect for Ziggy, Duchess of Dance, blind little un-beauty who is known and loved by all. I'll let her take my shot today. Because I'm wonderful. Later she will demonstrate the "Stink Eye": Expert Level. For now we'll settle for 64 burgers. And all the toppings.

Bee Gee


08/27/2015 06:21.00 AM Report This Comment
we threw everything at the still last night, even though Mikey didn't send us there... we were already on our way.... proceed with caution!! :) Dot why don't you grab us ~60~ of those burgers and a couple of those custards since Steve seems to have an aversion to them!!! Purrs, Tuck & Dot

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ Please Vote Talley #88476 COTM, Maizy ~ #275657, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~ In Loving Memory of Shadow.

08/27/2015 05:53.01 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
Okay, so I obliged as I wouldn't wanna disappoint GTT and I purpared 64 MouseBurgers wrapped in Bat Bacon. Doublestack 'em on my Woodpecker Waffles and wash down with the readi-poured Squirreltinis! Vrrrooommmm.....

meows and purrs


Come visit me, Strudel, Engine, What a Surprise! Thanks everyfur!!, Felix & Pudding, Exit Rocketman ♥ Mrs Whiskers, Angels Ping, ET, HC & Poppins, ~Orzo~ Thanks so much for COTD~~, ~~Michah and Biscuit~~ & ~~Rhubarb~~.

08/27/2015 04:42.07 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
74 degrees. Guess I will forgive Blackstone & Grayson for being jerks. They went to the vet for shots and had to be shampooed, because they did a nasty in the carrier. They looked so pitiful when they came home wet that I prepared a burger for them. Wet cats are not beautiful, no matter who's eye is beholding them. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

08/27/2015 03:36.12 AM Report This Comment
8.27 Another mice day
It's Burger Day! I would like mice burgers and 56 of 'em. They are oh-so small.
I wonder what Engine has for us in her little Roach Cart... probably roaches.

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Now Summer!, Furlip Files-Under Arrest, PD Budd, 'Cat of Mystery' & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

08/27/2015 03:10.40 AM Report This Comment
big change
from yesterdays 70 for starters, we're down to 58 here this morning under starlit skies going only to upper 70s today. sandy

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

08/27/2015 02:13.29 AM Report This Comment
Thurs CS
58. Custard-yuck! It wiggles and jiggles and reminds me of something that came out of the digs nose. Anyone want mine :) I would be happy to give the dog the stink eye-right after I give her my stink butt.


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

08/27/2015 12:53.51 AM Report This Comment
Gangway! Celebratin' Burger Day here!
Hope there's lots frizzled onions! Then I'm gonna get some of those bananas for a banana split. Lotsa frizzled onions on that too. A 56 for me! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ vote Talley #88476 daily in Aug, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike loves Q L Dolly always~Purrs for Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ Helping Mikey guard the house, A Mallow ♥ OJ ~ Ridin' with the Hairballz!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ my Becky came to see me!.

08/26/2015 08:53.47 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Gt-T - Drooler likes cuddles and he may wrestle if he feels like it. He's a real charmer with the ladies. Except the Drooling when he's happy.

Global Forgiveness Day. Started in 1994 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. A day to forgive someone for their offences. If not for them do it for yourself.

Just Because Day. A day set aside to do something without a rhyme or reason regardless of what it is. Just because.

“The Duchess” Who Wasn’t Day. Today celebrates the life of Margaret Wolfe Hungerford, an irish novelist who was always published under the pen name “The Duchess” in the United States. Margaret is responsible for the popular phrase “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”, in her book Molly Bawn, so try and slip it into conversation!

Banana Lover's Day. There's plenty on the buffet bar.

Pots du Creme Day. A tasty French custard desert dating back to the 17th century, made with combining eggs, egg yolks, cream, milk and typically either vanilla or chocolate flavoring and baked in white porcelain cups.

Burger Day. There's a variety of meats and toppings at the buffet bar.

Low 61.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote Talley #88476 COTM.

08/26/2015 07:54.49 PM Report This Comment
8/26/15 - The Dog Ate My Popsicle!
I finally got my blogger to take a break from solving the plumbing problems of the world … or at least the house, to get busy on my golf summary. Yeesh, with all this empowerment in the air you’d think it was Womens’ Equality Day or something.

Luvbug tells us it’s also Toilet Paper Day and National Dog Day. 60 (=6) dogs please, with mustard! Oh, they mean fur furry drooling kind of dogs. Whoops. What DO we do with those? Mallow shoots a 53 (=8) and says that we can blame them for eating the toilet paper. Brilliant plan, Mallow, except we don’t have a dog.

Steve is here! And he chooses to celebrate Cherry Popsicle Day since with a 54 (=9) he is freezing like one. Sandy is celebrating Water Fun Day with a 70 (=7). Mimi is spitting 72 (=9) cherry pits at the dog and has her own take on Womens’ Equality Day. She thinks it’s giving femalekind a demotion!

Tucker watches his catty shred 57 (-12) rolls of TP and I sure hope HE has a dog to blame it on! Gracie T-t has done a 51 (=6) page study of popsicles and she has to wonder where Mimi got those cherry pits from. While BeeGee also brings us a 54 (=9) and a resounding chorus of The Dog Did It! Did what? Who cares? Whatever it was, the dog did it.

The results are in
1st – Luvbug and Gracie T-t, tied with 6
2nd – Sandy with 7
3rd – Mallow with 8

Now I think I’m going to try one of those cherry popsicles before someone’s dog gets them.

Respectfully submitted by
Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ vote Talley #88476 daily in Aug, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike loves Q L Dolly always~Purrs for Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ Helping Mikey guard the house, A Mallow ♥ OJ ~ Ridin' with the Hairballz!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ my Becky came to see me!.

08/26/2015 02:55.13 PM Report This Comment
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! 8-25-15
Or not. We are coming to you from the smokey haze capital of the world! The heck with second-hand wardrobe, we're under second-hand smoke alert!

Luvbug(59) is making kitten eyes at his mom to kiss and make up for the old hairball-in-the-slipper trick .... Mallow(51) is making her entrance and exit in the blink of an eye .... The Angels(72) are keeping their eyes closed in the rain. Careful you don't fly into something.

Uh oh. Mimi(76) will be demanding a kiss and make-up session with her mom for getting her shots yesterday. Or maybe she'll just settle for kissing that bourbon bottle .... Engine(73) eels in with a slithery selection from the Viper Van: over-easy earthworms and skinless snake sausage sizzle! ... Tucker(55) is having to deal with temperamental Mouse today. Instead of a hug & a kiss she's dishing out a whack & a hiss!

GTt(54) is having her own private little pity party, at which she's tho only one who wants to kiss and make up with her! Would you like a mirror? .... And Bee Gee(62) won't admit she's done anything that requires kissing and making up for. Not our little Darn!

Long drives out of the smokey wild brown yonder:
1st - Mimi tees up on the empty bourbon bottle and scores a winning 76.
2nd - Engine is in (quality) control with a 73.
3rd - And the Angels have a tropical 72 for their indoor games.

Into the cart barn goes Mallow and her little 51. You only THOUGHT you were gonna make like a banana and split! Find out if you can make banana whiskey sours on that still. Heck, it's all make believe, we should be able to make whatever we want. Right?

Don't light those nip stogies
unless you can see stars!


08/25/2015 01:35.21 PM Report This Comment
8-24 recap
Knife day! (whats with the "kn",spell it like it sounds). Too bad its not juggling day also-goes well with knives and peach pie and weird music. You know the kind-the kind they play in scary movies right before you yell "don't open that door"!!!

Luvbug (57) has his own form of weird going on with putting peach pits. Say THAT three times fast!

Mallow (53) has strange happenings after the 9pm hour. She said strange,not weird,she should know.

Haley (70) can see clearly now the rain has gone.She's predicting water games and fun under the stars. See Mallow for weird events after 9.

GTt (52) researches the finer points of bazooka cleaning. Odd,AND weird. Who cleans bubblegum??

Mudcat (68) our pole dancing,bazooka toting Southerner GTt talks about aims her peach pit ammo at the noise perps. Duck BG!

I score a 64,bumming out the knife doesn't come with a dish and fork. How can you eat waffles and peach pie with a nife,or a knife.

Tuck and Dot (65) make it their job to pester all neighbor dogs by taunting them with waffles and music. Not necessarily in that order.

BG (58)....she went there...she brought my purrsonal weird noises into it today I see. She's splitting her time between pestering the dog,and pestering me. Time well spent I might add.

Engine (73) comes to us from a remote location (ask BG the directions to THAT) to bring us our daily goods. Weird goods,but goods.

Scores :
1st: GTt 52
2nd :Mallow 53
3rd: Luvbug 58

And the losers are........Engine 73 and Haley 70


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

08/24/2015 01:32.14 PM Report This Comment
Ride the wind? 8-23-15
How can we do that when our resident wind machine Steve isn't here? I think you're all secretly (or maybe NOT so secretly) happy we can take a pass on the wind riding today. Maybe tomorrow. We can always hope. *snicker*

Luvbug is sporting a nifty 54=9 this morning. I like your idea of just sitting on a swing and letting the wind d the work. Ana booms in with a sorry 64. Sorry, Ana, no kitty for you today. Mudcat is full of compliments and advice today. First she make GTt blush with her "sweet little pretty kitty" comment. Well, GTt DID deal you a winner! 69 and looking good. Then she advises us to hang onto the reins and fasten our seatbelts. Exactly what kind of saddles do you have where you come from?

GTt is apparently not reserving her mojo for the other players. Seems her "sweet little self" has delivered a winner to PD as well. He sweeps his 59 into the palm of his hand while wondering how little Mojo survives with a bazooka-totin' Mallow! Tucker, you may as well toss your crappy 50 and go hide behind the sofa. You might be safe from the bazooka back there, but I'll bet Steve's wind will still nail you! Bee Gee is waiting for computer meltdown to strike, but still stopped by to draw a nice 49. Well, nice if you're a polar bear.

And last - LAST? - but never least, Mallow arrives in a whirlwind of time warping turmoil with a miserable 55. She tosses her cards down with Tucker's and heads out for who knows where to clean that bazooka.

Plenty of winners today to join in the "lucky scrum". Let's see, there's Luvbug, Mudcat, PD, and Darn. Just for fun, let's let the losers to toss the pot in the air today. Make sure you divide it evenly among tossers, and no palming any of those catbucks!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Mom's computer sounds like it's
getting ready to launch! 10 ... 9 ... 8 ...


08/23/2015 12:55.23 PM Report This Comment
Let's ALL be angels! 8-22-15
(Notice Steve and Bee Gee are notably absent today) *snicker* Maybe they are busy committing acts of kindness upon each other. Now that I'd like to see.

Luvbug(53/8) was very angelic and brought sponge cake instead of angel food cake. Left that for Mallow to do, huh? .... Oh my, Mallow(54/9) seems to have misunderstood Be An Angel Day. It's okay, Mallow, put the bazooka down and step away from the pearly gates. *whew* .... Haley(60/6) is on the move like an angel on the wing. Lots to do and a short time to get it done. Almost like Smokey and the Bandit. Almost.

Um, Gracie(50/5). I never thought "sending in the angels" was what you did when you want it to warm up. I always thought it was the little devils you needed for that .... Mimi(77/14) is not heading to the vet today, even though she needs her rabies booster. Apparently her vet administers those with a dart gun. Run, Mimi! .... And Tucker(59/14) must want something really bad! He's sucking up to mom, calling her his angel. Sweet, Tuck, but methinks mom will see through that ploy.

I guess that wraps up today's putting efforts. Some good ones, some stinkers.
1st - GTt was complaining, but that 5 won her the bar tab.
2nd - Haley moved fast enough to get second with a 6.
3rd - And Luvbug lets his Magic 8-Ball do his talking for him. And what does it say? "Hoodie Hoo!"

And we'll be sending Tucker and Mimi to the cart barn today. It's about time you two brushed up on your still tending skills. That leaves Mallow all alone. See? It really IS Be An Angel Day! You didn't win, you didn't lose. Just go take your bazooka out onto the firing rang. Er, driving range! Bazooka. Odd name for a golf club.

The litter boxes are
~~getting safer~


08/22/2015 01:53.11 PM Report This Comment
8.21 Senior Long Drive Golf Day
ALERT WARNING: Caturday is Take the Cat to the Vet Day! ****Hide Hide! ***

Somehow I got here to comment on today's recap.
Here it is...
LuvBug started off praising and thanking the firefighters with 55 pawclaps. And 30% less fire! *Coff Coff* smokey.
Happy Angel mallow was doing 57 cool dancing turns all over her house and basement. Whoa!
Sandy and her Angel counted 72 clouds mixed with stars... beautiful.
Winner of the day with a 76 score, mimi skips the spumoni and goes right to Engine's Roach Coach.
And then there's N-Gin with 70 Stinkbug Saki Shooters and Layered Lizards-- No Spumoni.
GT-t invited me to Senior Golf Day as the oldest cat she knows. I am a non-golfer but did my best with 59.
Tucker had an open window holiday and let his 57 in to air the place out. No window broken in this score.
Well, it's confirmed that NO CAT wants Spumoni on Spumoni Ice Cream Day. Okay, Bee Gee you have the last mew about it with your 67 bits and pieces snacks taken from the sofa cushions. That's desperate!
She thanks the NZ and OZ firefighters making the smoke in her area but reducing the flames... so far..

Winners and Loser:
1st The mudcat mimi with big 76
2nd with 72 stars in her eyes- Sandy & Angels
3rd mimi's furiend, N-Gin with 70
Enjoying a smoke-free cart barn is LuvBug 55

** Humbly submitted by PD Budd, non-golfer

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08/21/2015 05:34.32 PM Report This Comment
8-20 recap
Turning on the radio,grabbing some CHOCOLATE pecan (pee-can,or pa-caun) pie while swatting the mosquitoes buzzing around the dog piles. Sounds ALMOST as much fun as the whole Chinese love story between a girl and a cow. Please tell me I didn't read that right. We have a COTD celebration to get to,but first,we have word from The Darn of loss of 5 firefighters lives and injuries in the WA fires. A moment of silence for them please.

Luvbug (55) gots to lay off the cigars on poker Sunday-he's till coughing and wheezing and trying to see thru the smoke. Wasn't that a song-Smoke Gets in My Eyes?

Mallow (59) ever the eager one to display her "do not try this at home" use of power tools,decorates the clubhouse with tiny mosquito head mounts.

Haley goes for undecided today again with a 70,or a 68. Make up my mind Haley,I'm easily confused.

I score a 71,and attempt to leave a neat little mosquito pile for the pooch to clean up,Dogs....disgusting creatures,are they not?

Engine saves my stump rump form the cart barn with a 72,and saves our grumbellies with fillet of frog and stuffed salamanders.

Mudcat (77) and her highly educated writing spiders set an intricate trap for the mosquitoes. Its SO good,even we can't figure it out.

GTt (68) the pawty girl with many toes (I'm told polydactyls have more fun) is first to lead us to the COTD pawty The Girls didn't even know they were having :)

Tuck and Dot (74) are looking out for our safety on the course from things dropping from the sky. Of course,now we are all half deaf from the loud,beeping warning.

BG (66.6) I see congrats are in order for The Girls at your place. Its where da pawty at-mosquitoes need not attend.

1st: Luvbug 55
2nd: Mallow 59
3rd: BG with 66.6

Losers: Mudcat 77,and Engine with 74


Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

08/20/2015 01:32.12 PM Report This Comment
8/19/15 - Smoke Gets In Your Ice Cream
Today is Root Beer Float Day AND Soft Ice Cream Day, a match made in heaven especially for a hot day like this. Unfortunately with the heat come the wildfires and our very own Luvbug is watching one very carefully.

Luvbug arrives with a 55 (=10), singing a chorus of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes. A. Mallow fixes root beer floats for all & tries to use all 59 (=14) flavours of soft ice cream, while Gracie T-t chooses to celebrate Photography Day by taking our very own Catty Shack Group Photo. Say Mice Cream, everyone! It’s a 64 (=10) for Gracie T-t today.

Mimi has a 76 (=13) and a warning that her catty is to have NO ice cream! How sweet of JC to carry on the tradition of lactose intolerance in the absence of our pal Steve, but (whisper) thanks for the warning, Mimi! Engine has 73 (=10) servings of Rat Ravioli and some mice cream pupsicles. None for JC, remember! And Sandy celebrates the last of the red hot days with a 74 (=11).

Tucker cuts of the middleman and wants a just plain Beer Float. Way to go, my man! Better shoot that 69 (=15) first while you still see only one golf ball. And wrapping up the day is BeeGee with her 60 (=6), also singing Smoke Gets In Your Eyes. (and root beer gets in the dog’s eyes).

1st place today goes to BeeGee, who blew us all away with that 6
2nd place – there’s a logjam here, with Luvbug, Gracie T-t and Engine all racking up a 10
3rd place – Sandy with an 11

And to the cart barn goes Tuck, with 15. TOLD you to play golf before downing all those beer floats!

And I’m feeling a little hot myself, pass the mice cream!

Your Guest Common (baked) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ vote Talley #88476 daily in Aug, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike loves Q L Dolly always~Purrs for Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ Helping Mikey guard the house, A Mallow ♥ OJ ~ Ridin' with the Hairballz!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ my Becky came to see me!.

08/19/2015 01:21.05 PM Report This Comment
Bad poetry Day at CS 8-18-15
I am not going to try my paw at it, because even bad poetry requires thought. I'm too lazy for that today.

Luvbug(57) is still celebrating with the black cats. Try not to stress too much LB. We'll all be hoping the wind blows those fires away from everybody .... Looks like Mallow(59) already dodged a bullet, since her mom changed her mind about moving into the fire zone. Good choice. Your Harley can make sand sculptures? .... Looks like Haley(70) left the heat on last night.

Oh dear. Mimi(74) is building sand clouds and asking them to rain all around. But - won't they rain sand?? .... Engine has me confused (as if that were difficult or something). I don't know if she has 70 gelled goldfish or 73. Do the ones in your pocket count? .... Tucker(70) is sending for a mail order dog to teach new tricks. You must be ordering from an "old" catalog.

Oops, almost missed Steve(68) He was at CS2 but forget to swing his buff bod over here for the sculpting contest. Darn! .... Bee Gee(56) is ready to try to build a fireproof sand castle to live in. Hope she makes it big enough for everybody who needs it! .... Looks like GTt(76) is really warmed up this morning. Don't feel too bad, we were there a few weeks ago! Find a nice concrete basement floor to spread out on.

Well, at lest that warm-up was good for ONE thing!
Gracie, you win the long drive today. Mimi looks good for second. Glad you weren't building sand CLOWNS! And third place is a bit confusing. It MIGHT be Engine with a 73, or it MIGHT be a 3-way tie with Engine, Haley, and Tucker. I'll let you guys hammer out the details.

Very smokey again today
*coff coff* wheeze...


08/18/2015 01:26.25 PM Report This Comment
8-17 recap
Thrift shop day!!!! One cats trash is another cats treasure. Its also black cat appreciation day,and Three Dog Night day. Can I find a Three Dog Night song title for all? Hmmmm...... It Ain't Easy,I've Got Enough Heartache.

Luvbug (61) ponders the meaning of "is",and patiently waits to be appreciated-Celebrate!

Mallow (56) graciously (did I just say that???) lets her catty have a go at it today. Mojo shoot,she scores,and she Going In Circles.

I score a 64. I'm only appreciating half of Ernie-he's Black And White.

Ana has a better day Out In The Country today than yesterday with a score of 70.

Mudcat (69) struggles for control of her catty. I'm threatened for belly rubbing JC. I'll Be Creeping away while she Tries A Little Tenderness.

Engine (72) roles in late with brunch of creamed cricket and a full kegolator. Joy To The World!

Tuck lets fashionably black Dot (62) try her black cat luck today. I'd Be SO Happy to see her show him up.

BG (55) although she wants to be the only One (is the loneliest number....) allows her Gruntness a shot at the Hazards. Its Easy To Be Hard,huh Darn.

GTt (74) wakes up UBB to join in the black cat parade. The Writings On The Wall-cart barn duty for you both today.

I did it!!! So,here are the scores:
1st: BG 55
2nd: Mallow 56
3rd: Luvbug 61

Losers: UBB and GTt with 74,and Engine with 72.

~Your One Man Band-Steve~

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08/17/2015 01:12.24 PM Report This Comment
Poker jokes 8-16-15
I don't know many, but I might find a few for this occasion. Luvbug might be willing to bet on his hand today. It's okay if you can't brain today. With that 63=9, you can play the dumb. Mallow has decided to get ready for the Doghouse Derby, and that's fine with us, since all she does is whine about her crummy hand. Well, I guess 56 IS worth whining about. No cart barn for Sandy today. That 69 might have been just luck, but it'll get you at least part of the pot today.

Mimi is setting records for laps but not for winning hands. Toss that 65 but not your cookies when you ride the roller coaster. PD was all ready for winter rumderland when the forecast threw him a warm-up curveball. But for now he's dealing with a mighty poor 61. Tucker is in winning form with that nifty 63. He's off for a coaster ride and then to the dog house. Derby! Dog house derby! *whew* And finally, Bee Gee begs mom to let her put wheels on the dog house and roll it on down the road. And her miserable 51 leaves her with nothing to say but, "Whale oil beef hocked!"

So, it looks like the two winners are Sandy & Tucker today. I'll throw all the money in the pot up in the air, you two can scrum for it. And 1, 2, 3, ... GO! Uh oh. Emergency update. And to think, Luvbug was the first winner I mentioned, and totally left him out of the scuffle. It's okay. I think he might rather sneak his winnings from the bottom of the pot and let the others take care of the rough stuff!

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!


08/16/2015 01:01.20 PM Report This Comment
Ah, relaxation day! 8-15-15
Maybe that's why it feels like Sunday. It's the traditional day for "relaxing". Luvbug(59/14) is out relaxing on the green, counting honey bees .... Uh oh. Mallow(57/12) is running down the fairway dodging incoming dive bombs from A. Smokey! Apparently he was a big noisy fan of corn on the cob .... Some more Angels(69/15) are out there relaxing and counting shooting stars. Are you sure that's not just A.Smokey coming back for seconds? .... Mimi(66/12) and clan are relaxing in the parlor of the Pad-On-Inn.

Well, see there? GTt(63/9) might not THINK this is Sunday, but she sure wishes it was! And she needs a badge for "Official Bee Guardian". Relax, Darn, that's "BEE" guardian, not "BEE GEE" guardian. Sheesh .... Tucker(65/11) is relaxing and letting his catty Dot do all the heavy lifting. All he wants to lift is a Heinecat .... Bee Gee)61/7) is inquiring about this being Yellow Foods day, and substitutes banana cream for lemon meringue. Since she's the Golf Bully, I guess we have to allow it. Even thought that's iffy.

Okay, one clear and sure fire winner today.
1st - Bee Gee, and her 7 cream pies.
2nd - GTt and her 9 queen bees are the definite second.
3rd - Tucker relaxes into third place with 11 Heinecats. Hey, save some for the rest of us!

And who has the dubious honor of stoking the still? Looks like the Angels just bested Luvbug with their 15. Luvbug and his 14 might be willing to assist today.

Be it ever so humble,
there's nothing better than a forever home!


08/15/2015 01:01.46 PM Report This Comment
8.14 "Hissy Furiday Fits' Long drive Day
There's quite a range of Hissy Fits at the Catty Shack today. They didn't interfere with our Long Drives.Yet it is interesting what is going on at the cats' houses.

LuvBug reports 56 Hissy Fits from LJ who has clean up duty on the greens.
Angel Mallow has 60 Hissy Fits while standing outside waiting for the rain to fall. Good luck with that!
Engine arrives with her usuals grub and claims she is losing her eyesight while looking at 63 score. She's selected for her Rx a chilled Heinekat. Way to go N-Gin.
Sandy has 58 & reports seeing a shooting star -- no need for a Heinekat either
Our shadow player, Steve with a 666, will get his eyesight checked. Pass him a Heinekat.
Mimi whacks a solid 69 and nominates her Mom for best Hissy Fitter
GTt claims summer is over with 52. She also claims her Classic Hissy Fitter status as a Jumping Sneezer. (Film at 11).
Tuck reports Mouse as the best Hissy Fitter in his house. She's known to have 61 at a time.
BeeGee nominates herself as Queen of the Hissy Fitters... with 72. Who is going to argue with a score like that? Be careful or BG will throw a H.F.

Well, today's game reveals a lot about us and those in our silly households.
The golfing winners are:
1st - Queen Hissy Fitter, 72, - BG (you're buying)
2nd- Mimi 69 - with a Hissy Fitting Mom
3rd - Tuck & . 61 hissy fits for their Mouse
--- Into the Cart Barn GTt 52 purrivate hissy fits for you
I have hairball fits not hissies, PD Budd,
free comments for Furidays.

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08/14/2015 12:33.43 PM Report This Comment
8-13 recap
Dog days of summer? We've been robbed!!! Fine then,we'll make it cat month of summer,take THAT you droolers! Speaking of drooling,filet mignon day. Champagne taste on a penny budget. Blame someone else day,everyone have their lists ready? Checking them twice?

Luvbug (53) is first to place the blame today for "suspicious contents" in the sand traps.

Mallow, (64) who celebrates blame someone else day everyday, (gotta keep in practice) is not running short of tales.

Ana (60) doesn't know who to blame the good morning on (the weathermen,they always lie)

Engine (62) blames her speeding ticket on the cold. Gotta get that ant Alfredo and Boston terrier cream pie to the course on time!

I score and innocent 51. Thats right-innocent,like me. The Baby of the family does no wrong.

Mudcat (67) feels good all over,and under,and beyond since she has SO many family members to place blame on.

GTt (48) passes the blame for the ugly sweater weather on the fog and the meteors.

Tuck and Dot (54) choose to blame the nameless "someone": Around here they are called "I don't know". Maybe "someone" and "I don't know" are cousins.

BG (72) is blaming "stinking degrees" for all her misery. Thats an interesting name...

1st: GTt with an unbeatable 48
2nd: ME with 51
3rd: Luvbug with 53

Loser (and I say this with great pleasure) BG with 72,and Mudcat with 67.


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08/13/2015 01:22.36 PM Report This Comment
8/12/15 - Who bit the middle child?
See, garbage day is back on schedule this week and I DID remember! Luvbug remembered too, and with his 54 (=9) he brought us a plethora of holidays including Youth Day and Middle Child Day. Those go together nicely. Elephant Day not so much. NO jokes about the middle child please. Who actually is ME these days.

Mallow the Magnificent is no middle child, she’s way too bossy. A 61 (=7) for her and she goes on to plot world domination. Mimi has her paws full wrangling all the youths in her family, why sometimes it feels like there are 70 (=7) of them! She needs some of those Poached Pigs Feet that Engine brought, along with her 68 (=14).

Gracie T-t is no middle child either, she proposes to honour PD Budd who has held that position for lo these many years. 58 (=13) for her and a toast to PD Budd! Tucker takes a break from biting dogs to bring us a 64 (=10) and BeeGee bemoans the over supply of middle children at her house. No, we do NOT want to borrow any! A 66 (=12) for her and that completes the golf mayhem for today.

1st – Mallow and Mimi, alliteratively tied with 7
2nd – Luvbug with 9
3rd – Tucker, with 10 dogs left to bite

Cart barn duties today go to Engine, but leave the Screaming Roosters out here with us.

Signing off, your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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08/12/2015 11:23.39 AM Report This Comment
Did we all get bombed? 8-11-15
Raspberry bombed, that is. Luvbug(56) practically gave us the whole recipe for our own bombe! I'd rather leave out that candied fruit yuck though. Reminds me too much of *whispers* liver fruitcake .... It figures Mallow(59) would be first in line at the buffet for a bit of the bombe. She likes that candied fruit yuck .... Well, Sandy gave us the condensed Farmer's Almanac report, but no morning temp. It's okay. We'll still let you have some bombe. You can even have extra candied fruit, including my portion.

Engine(74) arrives out of breath and in a hurry to scurry! She's late and bombing us with breakfast beetles. McBugs, you could call them .... Mimi(75) isn't having any staring contest with a dog! She claims potential eyeball injury and heads for the bombe secret ingredient - rum!

GTt(63) is happy, the garden is happy, no real bombs in the clubhouse, so WE'RE happy! No dogs staring in here either, just Gracie and her Porter. Which, yes, it's a dark beer! .... Apparently Tucker(68) wanted to do a little playing in the sand traps today but noticed Steve slinking out of one earlier, so he called foul! That goes without saying, if Steve paid a "visit" to the sand trap! .... Bee Gee(63) likes staring contests AND presidential jokes, except she can't figure out how to know when the staring contest is over. Maybe - when the fat lady sings?

Who stared the longest?
1st - Mimi stared for 75 somethings and wasn't even IN the staring contest!
2nd - Missing out by only one something, Engine stared at a Possum Porter. All in the name of hydration.
3rd - Tucker avoided the Steved sandtrap by a mere 68 inches.

And the lucky cart barn attendant today Luvbug. You got cool down there! Would you care for an assist from Mallow? Just don't let her feed you any candied fruit.

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."—John Adams


08/11/2015 01:45.54 PM Report This Comment
8-10 recap
How can the lion sleep tonight with all this racket,and fun going on! We're supposed to be lazy today,as opposed to what? We put the "L" in lazy!

Luvbug (56) chooses to spend his lazy day trying to untwist himself from a rousing Twister game.

Mallow (59) makes SURE the lion doesn't sleep tonight,or any other night with her singing.

I score the infamous 66,and try my paw at all things twisted-like tongues,tornadoes,undies,BG......possibilities are endless.

Engine (72) is busy filling potholes with bried barracuda on rye and crickets. Don't ya mean filling the pie hole,not pot hole?

Mudcat (71) questions the prowess of the lazy lion and his sleeping habits. Thats right Mudcat,show the that big lion with the large teeth and claws who is boss.

Haley is playing nice on a lazy day with her 60.

GTt polishes up her shiny driver (the club,not PD) and thinks up 55 ways to do lazy proud.

Tuck and Dot (67) take the REALLY lazy way out,and just think about the game of Twister. Actions speak louder than thoughts :)

BG (63) talks big talk,but cannot walk the walk while being stalked by the imaginary lion. Let sleeping lions lie....

1st: GTt 55
2nd: Luvbug 56
3rd: Mallow 59

Losers: Engine 72,and Mudcat 71. The rest of us can practice being lazy. Practice makes purrfect!


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08/10/2015 01:39.39 PM Report This Comment
Ah, book lovers day! 8-9-15
Nothing like a little book making over a card game. Not that we would EVER do something like that! At least not if we thought there was even the slightest chance we'd be caught. We're cats! We slither around MUCH better than dumb dogs!

Luvbug seems a little confused about book lovers day. It's okay, I know those odds and stuff take some learning. Nothing to worry about today though. Your 55 is a loser so you can work on learning the "books" by next week. Mallow is thrilled it's poker day. She must still think it's happiness happens day. That was SO yesterday! That 59 is good for part of the "bookings" though. Sorry Haley, that 60 won't get you any part of today's winnings. You and Luvbug can study the odds together this week.

Haha! Mimi has the idea! See? She's making book on few things: who's gained weight around her place, when she'll learn to read, and when Miss Twinkle Toes will deal her a better hand than that 71! Don't feel too bad Mimi. Gracie can't even deal a good hand for her roomie PD, who is stuck with a 55. But he's having happiness happen as he works the odds of a 5-5-5 month.

And here's more great news for Mimi: Tucker can teach you to read! He must have gotten a best-seller for his adopty day gift. We know he didn't get it from us *blush*. And tight-wad Bee Gee is once again demonstrating her lying-down-on-the-job skills. No working like a dog for her! No winning the card game either. With that 68, I think she has better odds of getting some rain out there!

All in all, it looks like Mallow wins all the money! Of course, we know how generous you angels are, all in all. So we'll just belly up to the bar for a "bracer" before we get into some serious elbow bending!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
No e-mail today but
plenty of meow mail!


08/09/2015 12:57.14 PM Report This Comment
Okay eveybody, 'fess up! 8-8-15
Did happiness happen at your place today? Of course we're all positively leaping for joy over Int'l Cat Day, but then, who wouldn't be? But other than that?

Sounds like Luvbug(54/9) had some happiness happen at a garage sale. Were you on the buying or selling end of that transaction? .... Evil Mallow(60/6) seems to be getting her happiness kicks by delivering soggy zucchini sticks to the neighbors. It could have been worse. It could have been liver zucchini bread. Mallow, I'm disappointed in you. You passed up a chance to experience a liver delivery happiness high! .... Sandy(60/6) is just happy she remembered to post her score.

Mimi(76/13) is having happiness happen hauling zucchini to the neighbors. Of course, J.C. is doing most of the work. Ask HIM about "happiness"! .... Tucker(59/14) is enjoying happiness overload at his adopty day party! Everyone, converge on Captain Happy's Happiness Happening. Bring gifts! .... Ah, GTt(52/7) is enjoying that bucket of happiness known as Barbie heads. A tip of the hat to LJ .... And finally, wouldn't you know, Bee Gee(57/12) is perfectly happy being creative, inventing new cuss words for Scrabble!

Who put the ball in the cup with the least fuss?
1st - Mallow & Sandy got little 6s.
2nd - GTt hopped a Barbie head in with 7.
3rd - Luvbug made 9 with his garage sale putter!

And into the cart barn heads happy Tucker. Hey! We can hang streamers and a pinata in there, make it the Party Place for a day. Why the heck not!

Let's not forget the
buffet and goodies!


08/08/2015 02:15.07 PM Report This Comment
8.7 Long Driving into the Weekend
A few mice things to do today, besides shagging a few long drives. It's complain about extreme packaging, celebrate lighthouses, purple hearts and enjoy India Pale Ale. Yum.

We see LuvBug is in the boxes of packaging left from L.J.'s birthday.She' got herself 56 Pale Ales in there with her.

A. mallow was breaking her nails trying to get into that plastic packaging for golf balls. All 56 fell ll over the driving range. She finally got the darn thing opened when she remembered her hand packet knife. [Didn't know angels carry knives?]

Ana whacks a 60-- the first high score of the day.

N-Gin-- Vrrroooom... is tossing 68 Bubbly Jellyfish. Thanks for our rack of racoon today! Yum.

mudcat mimi & JC take 74 India Pale Ales (split two ways, of course) They save the cardboard packaging for Windsong to eat. Really??

GTt helps herself to 50 I.P.A. which she will share with her catty UBB.They say "Happy COTD to LJ!!"

BG went to the beach with her 52 bottles of I.P.A. so she could wake up Ernie and molly sleeping in their lighthouse. BG invites all of us to come an throw our empties at the door to surprise them. Won't they be please? HA~

So, where are Steve and Tucker and what are they up to?

The mudcat and JC 74 bottle of beer on the door
N-Gin tossing 60 Jellyfish at all of us.
Ana- a pleasant 60
Cart Barn-- GTt- any 50 I.P.A.s left bring them with you

Purrs and Summer best wishes-- PD Budd

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08/07/2015 05:20.23 PM Report This Comment
8-6 recap
Happy day at the CS- Lil Jag's BD,and the Engine's COTD!!! I have visions of cakes dancing in my head. Whats that highly annoying song about getting happy? Yep,we're gonna do it with a little help from beer without the root,wiggling of the toes and having fresh breath.

Luvbug (60) beats the humidity by wiggling his toes in his root beer float.

Mallow (56) belly flops to the bar, and goes with the chocolate cow approach to her root beer float.Did you ever see a chocolate cow?
Do you ever hope to see one? I forget the rest of the poem,shoot me.

I throw the root to the winds and proceed to drink 59 beers. We all have a dream....

Haley (56) is cooling off the old fashioned way-its called a breeze.

Mudcat (74) tip claws her white,wiggly paws thru the greens in search of the elusive rootless beer.

Engine (71) our COTD- Cook Of The Day- picks her pickled mom off the floor-Oh....PICKS her up. I guess maybe Engine is the pickled one,or tickled one with her big win.

GTt (48)and her 28 toes (no fair,you can count higher than all of us) is being a radical and trying out her new swear words. BG has a few laying around you can borrow.

Tuck and Dot (55) also gives the root the boot,and warms up watching the mom work.

BG (56) has an odd fascination of smelling her own feet and breath. She worries me a bit,a BIG bit.

1st: GTt 48
2nd: Tuck 55
3rd: TIE!!!! BG,Haley,and Mallow 56

Losers: Mudcat 76,and helped by the COTD Engine 71


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08/06/2015 02:08.01 PM Report This Comment
8/5/15 - They Moved our Garbage Day!
Darn long weekend, it bumped up garbage day and I forgot all about my recap! At least that’s my story and I’m sticking to it, mol.

Luvbug brings a 54 (=9) and tells us it’s Work Like a Dog Day. As IF! We should tire ourselves out like those creatures do? I say we let the humans work for us! Mallow chooses to celebrate Underwear Day, we just won’t say how. A 58 (=13) for her and Steve wishes he’d had advance warning so he could wear golf-appropriate plaid underwear. With a little pom pom on them, right? A 65 (=11) for him.

Looks like Sandy is celebrating too, she’s expecting pop-up bloomers … oops, that was BOOMers (blush). A 60 (=6) for Sandy and she heads off to water fun day. Engine is here, opening the Turtle Tavern and offering 68 (=14) servings of Green Grasshopper Gazpacho. Tucker is looking green at the thought of Oyster Day and is on the hunt for some of that Heinicat that Engine has. A 55 (=10) ouncer ought to do it.

Mimi brings a 76 (=13) and heads off in search of the Turtle Tavern, while BeeGee leaves us a 57 (=12) and expounds on why there are so many service dogs and very few service cats. Work Like a Dog Day indeed! Gracie T-t steps up in her fluffy white undies and tees up an oyster for a 55 (=10). That IS one use for them!

The results are in:
1st – Sandy with a 6
2nd – Luvbug with 9 – no cart barn for HIM today!
3rd – Tucker and Gracie T-t, tied with 10

Who’s in the cart barn today? Why, it’s Engine with her 14! Which is just about what our temperature is at home right now … in Celsius. Ah, refreshing rain!

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08/05/2015 02:10.33 PM Report This Comment
Champagne Day! 8-4-15
And I see you all brought your chocolate chip cookies to dip too. Not quite milk and cookies, but I suppose champagne will have to do. So suffer.

Luvbug(55) is thinking about the less fortunate members of society today. That's why he brought us all champagne. *snicker* .... Mallow(60) is still in the mood for a little clowning around, so she shakes up the bubbly and lets it rain down round her .... The Angels(70) are going to do what only angels can: they're having a party tomorrow even though they won't be there! But they'll be there in spirit. *chuckle*

Steve(67) is feeling bubbly from his nose to his toes, and is ready to taunt the dog. With his "special" bubbles. *gasp* .... Engine(72) is full of festive frivolity as she hands out plates of slimy snails on sticks. Now's our chance to find out if everything really DOES taste better on a stick! .... GTt(59) says she and Luvbug got the carts extra shiny yesterday in preparation for the golf races. Does that mean we play golf right from the carts? Kinda like golf polo!

Mimi(76) is getting a tickly little pink nose from the tiny bubbles. And Tucker's(65) mom had a sniffly little pink nose! Well, it was probably a bit bigger than Mimi's nose! Hahhaa! .... And finally, Bee Gee is poppin' 63 champagne corks, just to taunt the dog.

Who popped their cork the farthest?
1sr - Mimi, 76. Tickled pink!
2nd - Engine, 72. Salacious slime? No! Cheerwine!
3rd - The Angles, 70. See you (not) at the party!

Low pair AGAIN today - Luvbug & GTt. We might start up a collection to get you two some extra degrees. You can have about 10 of mine!

I wonder if I'm old enough
for social security yet?


08/04/2015 02:01.37 PM Report This Comment
8-3 recap
Grab some nuts day (i said some),we have PLENTY here to fill that roll,all dressed to the nines and ready to play golf. Happy BD to Sniffy, and a round of applause to all you tuxies. Watermelon day too- let the spittin begin.

Luvbug ( 56 ) is in recovery mode after a weekend of clowns and winning. Rough life,but someones gotta do it.

Mallow ( 62 ) takes one to know one,has the 411 on weird.

I'm still spitting 69 watermelon seeds in hopes of getting just one hole in one.

Haley ( 70 ,or 67 ) offers a sleepover on the 9th,and water fun in the Hazards tomorrow. 

Engine ( 67 ) celebrates Sniffy's BD (we celebrate everything around here) with Rattlesnake Roulade, and packed possum. Sniff's fav (I hope) . He's a pretty big boy,Will there be any for the rest of us? 

Mudcat ( 73 ) always dressed to impress,shows us what not to do while seed spittin and wearing white .

GTt ( 72,or 73- whats with you undecideds today??) is unclear where she is at,but does know where da pawty at. Must be the tuxie in ya.

Darn (67 ) tailess wonder that she is,gives up her dreams of elegant attire in favor of seed spittin. My kind of classy gal!


1st Luvbug sith 56
2nd Mallow 62
3rd BG and Engine with 67

Losers: Mudcat 73 and GTt with 72.Appropriate- the two in tuxes can clean the carts. Chauffer! 

XOXO ~ S ~

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08/03/2015 08:57.51 AM Report This Comment
Are we ready for Day Two of Clown Week? 8-2-15
Luvbug, please don't be too curious about what's in "that" closet in the cart barn. With our luck it's probably the cart barn version of a clown car! At least you had some luck with the cards today. 59. Excellent!

Mojo seems to like Mallow's kind of "mentoring". It seems to involve the Bozo Method most of the time. *snicker* And Mallow's card game improved a little today too. Who's been mentoring your card skills? That 62/8 puts you in second place. So far...

Sandy says she feels like fall. Yep, you do fall a lot in those big ol' clown shoes I bet. Her 58 ties her with Mallow for second place.

Well, just for a change of clown pace, Mimi whipped out her crystal ball (not to be confused with the Magic 8-Ball) and foresees muggy mint juleps and a loser. 75. Maybe try gazing into a clown nose next time. :-)

PD has no time for psychic clowns today, so he lays down his co-winning 54 and heads back to his office to pen more adventures for the Furlip Files.

And Bee Gee was all excited about psycho clowns until she found out they were only psychic. Aren't ALL clowns kind of psycho anyway? Bee Gee has the third co-winner today of 59.

Plenty of players to share the pot. Luvbug, PD, and Bee Gee get to do the Shove & Shuffle for the big money today. Mallow, Sandy, and Mimi get to head to the lounge for frozen daiquiri ice cream sandwiches. Be nice and save a few for the winners, whenever they get their dough divided.

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Friendship Day. Did one of you friends
save me a frozen daiquiri ice cream?


08/02/2015 12:36.13 PM Report This Comment
Kicking off Clown Week! 8-1-15
I know I'd like to kick a few clowns! We have a whole week of this fun to look forward to!

Luvbug(59/14) seems to want to treat them to mead and weenies. But that's ALL they're getting from us, okay?? *creepy clowns* ... Mallow(60/6) wants us to join in on a clown round around. Only if the clown is going around and down in a whirlpool! *creepy clowns* ... Sandy's(65/11) clown must have been out in the cold all night. Look! He has a blue moon! *VERY creepy clown!*

OMC! Mimi!(74/11) What kind of clowns do you have over there anyway! You're all into S&M?? I mean, making balloon animals is one thing, but- Oh wait *blush* That says S/N. Sorry. :-) ... Now GTt(63/9) has the right idea. She's gonna smack that clown right in the ol' puss with a pie. The whipped cream variety. Waaiiiit a minute. S&M, whipped cream. I thought this was a family site! ... And finally, Bee Gee63/9) has figured out a sure-fire way to live in a child-free zone. Hire clowns to scare them all away.

How did all you glad cats do on the putting green today?
1st - Mallow did her round around and came out on top.
2nd - Tie, Bee Gee & Gracie with 9 ways to stay kid-free.
3rd - Another tie, Sandy & Mimi, and their S&M blue moon clowns. Don't look everybody!

All alone AGAIN in the cart barn is Luvbug. Admit it, you do this on purpose to stay a safe distance from the asylum, right? Not a bad idea.

Resounding with the
sound of a round. Of mead!


08/01/2015 01:51.36 PM Report This Comment
7.31 Blue moon Long Drive day!
And it's play your instrument , no matter how weird it is, day.
LuvBug (59) loves both moogies (us) and mutts whose day it is. Good for them. Now here's the bride of two years in the Blue moon motel pool with "you know who." What were you thinking? I mean O.J. Now mallow has 62. While Ana is in a fog with 69.
Welcome back N-Gin! She wins the Goodmousekeeping prize -- a copy of: "Roadkill-Helper Cookbook." She arrives with 70 pink possum shots-- just for us.
Unique instrument day wouldn't be complete without Steve, who ever since he swallowed his kazoo, he plays his special instrument with 66 fragrant sound effects. Thanks Steve!
Our mimi with a hot 76 says the Cathouse family's rabies shots are on hold. She's glad and plays us a tune on her favorite can opener.
Tuck & Dot put in their 65 and head out for the dread rabies shot. But they stay on the far side of the elevator from Steve's 'instrument" even if he is the Leader of the Kazoo marching Band.
GTt (60) will send me to the Firehouse for a rabies shot this summer. right now she is practicing playing her favorite instrument.......... the keyboard in the key of zzzzzZZZ.
BeeGee's favorite instruments are her magnificent claws. Today she played hers with 59 claws stretches on her mom's best chair.
I wonder if we have enough for an orchestra?
Longest drives go to:
1st- the mudcat with 76
2nd - Chef Engine 70
3rd - Foggy Ana 69
Cleaning out the still (still? Isn't that done yet?) LuvBug with 59 and a little help from the Claw Queen herself also 59.
The Clubhouse buffet is now open for the best in road and forest kill recipe.
Humbly submitted by PD Budd. We're off to the blue And it's play your instrument , no matter how weird it is, day.

Humbly submitted by PD Budd.
Here we go to the Blue moon sleepover with A.Q. GRACIE. Let's strike up the band... a one and a two and... Ooh! pew!

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Now Summer!, Furlip Files-Under Arrest, PD Budd, 'Cat of Mystery' & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

07/31/2015 04:23.29 PM Report This Comment
7-30 recap
Love is in the air! (Gag) . Congrats to Mallow and OJ on #2,anniversary that is. Its furiendship day,what better way to spend it than golfing with furiends,a hoedown,and a group read aloud of paperback books. Many parts can be "educational" you know.

Luvbug ( 60 ) is making a close furiend with the cart barn lately. What IS going on in there!

Mallow ( 61 ) is counting on a hot time for her anniversary pawty- complete with picture evidence. Hmmmmm....

I score a 72. I'm ready to play tradesies withthe paperbacks. All the juicy parts are pre-marked.

Haley ( 70 ) is making furiends with someone called Big Boomer,whoever that is.

Mudcat ( 76 ) invites us all over for a paperback shredding pawty.

GTt ( 64 ) shows her furiendship by making a chore list for everyone. Put me down for beverage taste tester.

Tuck and Dot ( 73 ) pushes shy Mouse into the limelight to display the finer tecniques of a hoedown.

Engine ( 74 ) greets her morning slacker furiends...oh,shacker furiends with bubbling keg of brandied beetles.

Bg ( 59 ) does us all aa furiendly favor by supplying endless chili dogs,at least for me :)


1st BG 59
2ND Luvbug 60
3rd Mallow 61

Losers Mudcat 76,and Engine 74

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

07/30/2015 12:10.34 PM Report This Comment
7/29/15 - Tigers eating Lasagna in the Rain
Lots of holidays today. Luvbug has a special affinity for Rain Day because he would like some! He would also like to celebrate Lasagna Day and hopes that Garfield hasn’t beaten him to it. It’s a 59 (=14) for Luvbug today. And then along comes Mallow, she drops off her copycat 59 (=14) and threatens the well-being of anyone who turns on an oven to bake that lasagna when the parking lot is hot enough!

Steve is all over Lipstick Day and he has 66 (=12) shades of sample-sized fun. Ana’s lipstick had better be waterproof because she’s having fun in the sun 70 (=7) for her today. And Mimi says no lipstick for her, it’s a 76 (=13) for her this fine morning.

Gracie T-t sees a Tiger on the course .. Tiger Woods that is. Well it IS International Tiger Day. She shoots a 54 (=9) and gets Mr. Woods to let her play through. Tucker shoots a 65 (=11) and races off in search of lasagna and BeeGee turns it around for a 56 (=11) and gets Mr. Woods to let HER play through too.

The standings are:
1st - Ana with 7
2nd – Gracie T-t with 9
3rd – Tucker & BeeGee tied with 11

And bringing up the rear & headed off to the cart barn are Luvbug and Mallow, both with 14

Don’t let Tiger Woods eat all the lasagna! Save some for your Guest Common (baked) ‘Tater,

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ vote Talley #88476 daily in Aug, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike loves Q L Dolly always~Purrs for Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ Helping Mikey guard the house, A Mallow ♥ OJ ~ Ridin' with the Hairballz!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ my Becky came to see me!.

07/29/2015 12:49.50 PM Report This Comment
Hmmmm... 7-28-15
Strange images today. Caren Miranda. Barbarella. No wait, Barbaritas! With little umbrellas in them. Mallow(58) is running around with a pitcher of 'em offering to top you off. At least she doesn't want to bump you off! And just listen to the Luvbug Lament(56). You need to lay off the pot. Gone-ta-Pott I mean! See the strange images now? Yeah.

Steve(65) has a brand new idea for BBQ: melted chocolate- basted Barbie blaster burgers. Try those out at the county fair, let us know how they turn out Engine(72)? You needed a reminder that chocolate melts? After you get done cleaning up that chocolate mess in your pocket, I bet you never forget again! ... GTt(58) is questioning the toxicity of hamburger. As in she thinks it is. Toxic. She's got her gripe on today. Sounds like she's sliding into golf bully territory. That's more dangerous than toxic burger!

Mimi(77) and her resident cleaning crew are making short work of the under-the-bed dust bunnies. Spider webs too, I bet. Do you look like Halloween decorations when you come out from under there? ... No stopping Tucker(69) from enjoying the full burger benefits. He'll take his with cheese, bacon, melted chocolate, AND freshly crushed Barbie! ... And along comes Bee Gee(56) taking a little target practice at the chattering squirrels. Bet they go really well with chocolate fondue!

Who drove the longest today?
1st - That would be Mimi with a killer long shot of 77!
2nd - Right behind is Engine and a hefty 72.
3rd - Tucker rounds out third place with a warming 69.

And co-losers and cart barn dwellers today are Luvbug & Bee Gee, sharing a 56. Not that they mind. A little cooling off period before the heat kicks in again?

I hate it when Steve gets
chocolate on my catapult!


07/28/2015 01:34.13 PM Report This Comment
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