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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 3 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!

WHOOPS! We did it again!
COTD on July 20, 2014

WELL well. How DO we keep doing it? Another COTD award on July 20, 2015

One last time, for the good times.
COTD again, July 20, 2016

THANK YOU, golf fans! Thank you furry much!

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 279276
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Tucker 219145
Gracie Twinkle-Toes 196342

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Pig ? ? ? ?

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be your local low temperature of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes. Rules of the game are in the "9-Lives Rules" card at the bottom of the page.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I'm the 51,960th member on CatChannel.com.

10,446 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Thurs Recap
A moment to remember Angel Sphinx's crossing anniversary back in 2004 before we start flinging insults and scores please.

We're really gonna need a gone-ta-potty day with the chili dogs and chocolate milkshakes.There will be a LONG line to the litter boxes,and while standing in line,we can air our grievances,or whatever you think needs aired out. I (73) think something will need aired out with all the toots and squeaks,heavy on the squeaks if there is chili involved.

Luvbug has his paws full with lovin on the mom today,so we surely won't expect cart barn duty for him with his 59.

Mallow (62) has SO many grievances,she ran out of "secret",hidden storage space for them. Ya know the place-where you just know you won't forget where you put them,then promptly forget.

GTt (65) my kind of gal states she's full of beans. You get to be at the front of the litter box line with that.

Mudcat will be right behind you after eating 80 chili dogs and a case of Heinicat. What has gotten into your girls today!

Tuck (74)is going for the comatose effect with a case of Heinicat,and a share of Mudcat's buffalo. Thats no bull :)

BG challenges me to a toot-off. Amateur,even your 63 bottles of Heinicat won't help you.

Engine (78) brings us food and fun with layered ladybugs with lice,and chili dogs with extra toot.Too good an offer to pass up.

Scores:
1st with 59 Luvbug
2nd with 62 Mallow
3rd with 63 BG

Losers:Mudcat with 80,and Engine with 78

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/28/2016 01:09.35 PM Report This Comment
Head for the hills
It's Chili Dog Day AND Milk Chocolate Day! And Steve has already started celebrating! Some people call those refreshments. Steve calls it "reloading". I will definitely need to go bask after suffering through a round of golf with Mr. Toots. Thanks Engine, at least SOME one understands! I'll have 63 bottles of those Heinecats. It's the only way I'll out-toot Toots!

Bee Gee
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/28/2016 06:06.33 AM Report This Comment
Morning
~74~ Ooooh I am glad I am late this morning.. pity the golfer that comes after Steve and his chili dogs, toots and squeaks!! Think I'll try a bit of those Buffalos Mimi was wondering about and A case Heinekat too. That ought to make me ready to bask the day away...
Purrs, Tuck

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ Pease vote CoCo # 179504 for COTM, Maizy ~ #275657, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~ In Loving Memory of Shadow.

07/28/2016 05:54.23 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
I could list grievances the rest of the day, but I prefer to lay in my basking basket with 80 chili dogs and a case of Heinekat . My mind keeps wandering to Buffaloes , wonder how they taste. Mudcat Mimi & JC

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C., Maxwell & Blackstone & Grayson.

07/28/2016 04:52.34 AM Report This Comment
7.28 Summer Pawties Unending
Now that Ziggy is legal-- a fine 21 years, we should invite her over to the clubhouse for a special summer pawty. And she can buy all the drinks for us. TWENTY-ONE years... how did that happen??
Play us a few tunes on the piano and let us sing another round of the happy B'day song.
I am just full of good ideas, and 65 beans too.
Purrs,
GTt

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07/28/2016 04:26.13 AM Report This Comment
Thurs CS
73. Oh boy,I'll sum up all my grievances into a nice little statement-the last 7 weeks. So,onward to something that makes me happy-chili dogs! No,I'm not looking for a mutt that needs a sweater,I'm talking all out,beans and onions included CHILI that leaves one with the toots and squeaks. Those are always fun....the squeaks.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/28/2016 01:03.38 AM Report This Comment
Oh goody! It's Gone-ta-Pott Day!
I've been savin' up grievances, remember? Now where the heck did I put those darn grievances anyway? (goes through pockets, empties out golf bag, checks inside Harley boots ~ with golf cleats of course)

Can't seem to find the things! And besides, HOW can ya gripe about anything when there is milk chocolate and chili dogs around? Got a 62 today! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote CoCo #179504 in July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly and Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ a proud CC baby always!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Together Forever!.

07/27/2016 10:00.58 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Thanks GTt.

A sad day at my home as my family is remembering the passing of one of my housemates - Angel Sphinx today back in 2004. RIP Sphinx. Hope you are basking in some rays at the RBB.

Buffalo Soldiers Day. A day to learn more about the Buffalo Soldiers in 1866 of the first regular Army regiments comprising African-American soldiers. They were also amongst the first established peacetime all-black regiments in the regular U.S. Army by the US Congress.

Gone-ta-pott Day. A day to bent about everything that has gone wrong for you and hopes that tomorrow will be better.

Refreshment Day. A day to learn more about the many types of refreshments and perhaps try one that you haven't tried before.

Chili Dog Day AKA Chili con carne or Coney Dog. 3rd Thursday in July. A day to enjoy 1 or 2 chili dogs. THere's some at the buffet for your eating pleasure.

Milk Chocolate Day. A day to learn more about the history of milk chocolate and perhaps indulge in a piece or two. Please do remember that chocolate is toxic to dogs and cats.

Low 59. High was 102.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Queen Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote COCO #179504 COTM.

07/27/2016 08:10.19 PM Report This Comment
7/27/16 - I knew I was going to be late,
But I did NOT know I’d be THIS late! And with so many great holidays to celebrate too, let’s get the golf-fest underway!

Luvbug has 61 (=7) holidays for us today, including the ever-popular Barbie in a Blender Day! Why, there’s something for everyone’s taste! Mallow of course gets out the blender and gets ready to take us all to Barbaritaville, that frozen concoction that helps us have everything. And Mallow has a 61 (=7). Steve has brought a few Barbies along, the sweet generous guy wants to give the Barbster something that she DOESN’T have … shredded body parts. He racks up about 73 (=10) of them.

Engine is dishing up 81 (=9) servings of Chilled Catnip Crème Chowder with Bits of Barbie, while Mimi has brought 78 (=15) containers of Barbie sprinkles to put on our treats for Crème Brulee Day. Bee Gee has decided on a change of pace, Taking her Houseplants For a Walk … on Stilts! That’s Two! Two! Two holidays in One! And with a score of 66 (=12), after all that exertion Bee Gee needs a Barbarita!

We’re running low on Barbie parts, but Tucker to the rescue with a big bag of heads. And some Scotch! 74 (=11) Proof! Fire that blender back up! Gracie T-t has a 64 (=10) and is willing to give Barbie a whirl as long as she gets some Crème Brulee.

And the scores rack up like this:
1st – Luvbug and Mallow with 7
2nd – Engine with 9
3rd – Steve and Gracie T-t, both with 10

Now to hurry and get this posted before Luvbug shows up at the Shack and we all REALLY get confused!

Your Guest Common (Couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote CoCo #179504 in July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly and Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ a proud CC baby always!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Together Forever!.

07/27/2016 07:56.42 PM Report This Comment
Happy 21st Birthdya dear Ziggy! 7-26-16
All or Nothing Day, and I think we're ALL here to have NOTHING but fun celebrating a very special day with a very special kitty. It's a very special bowling day, as we're all gathered on the pawty barge for an exciting day of pontoon skier bowling. How this works is, we set up a mess of pontoons in the river, then one lucky skier gets dragged behind the pawty barge and tries to knock down all the pontoons. Ready?

First up is Luvbug, returning after a day of goofing off, helping his mom clean out the rotting food in the fridge. Good thing it's your trash pick-up day! He skips his turn on the skis and just wants to pinch cute little Ziggy's cheek 57 times. Ouch! ... Mallow is providing the candles for the cake, although she isn't sure how many, so she brought 62. I think that should do it for a couple more years! ... Never one to skip danger (and the chance to drown) our catty shack fool Steve jumps on his skis and mows down 73 personal little nothings. Leaving us all to ponder.

GTt has brought tacos to the pawty barge! Now Steve will be able to provide emergency power if we run out of "regular" gas! I see she brought the economy 68-pack. Yikes! She also brought her pet toad/frog. Well, no danger of him drowning at least ... No Tuck, you didn't miss the pawty on the barge! Bring on the Kahlua, I think it's your turn to go Bowling for Pylons. If you start to sink we'll toss you some bagels. We can tie 73 of 'em together and make you a little dinghy!

No Engine, you didn't miss the pawty either! Jump on the pawty barge and bring that slivered salmon and mouse medley with you! We'll dig into that when we finish the tacos. Good of you to bring the 80 gallon keg of Gray Goose juice! ... Mimi got off to a quick start this morning and mowed down at least 82 seagulls out on the river. Good! Those screaming things will NOT let you eat in peace! ... Bee Gee just wants to sing 72 verses of Happy Birthday To Ziggy. Are there that many? Who knew!

Bowling on (and off) the pawty barge:
1st - Mimi, scaring away 82 seagulls!
2nd - Engine, 80. Making sure we don't get thirsty.
3rd - Tie, Steve & Tuck, 73. Sharing a dinghy.

Looks like Luvbug gets to scrape the barnacles off the pawty barge later. If we ever get it back out of the water, that is.

~~Pig~~
Hurry Ziggy, blow out the candles
before they set the boat on fire!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/26/2016 12:44.18 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Until the twelfth of never and that's a long, long time. A good ol Johnny Mathis song,pertains to us! CC will be closing on or around the 12th. Nope,wait a minute,the 18th. Well,they never made a song about the 18th of never! I can hardly wait to hit that button daily and see if we still exist. Well,we DO exist! Ha! Good thing its wine and cheese day,we're all gonna need it. Especially BG (61) who was hoping I wouldn't notice chocolate fudge day,gotcha! In her case,its whine and cheese. What else do we have to whine,or wine about? I'm sure we can find something!!! In fact,I (74) found myself all alone this morning on CS2. No Luvbug,no Mallow (61) yanking my chain. In fact,Mallow The Great was celebrating beating Luvbug to the early morning risers club meeting. Wonder what she did all by herself until the rest of us got here.

Mudcat (80) must have a little secret she isn't telling us,she wants blueberries on ice cream and a pickle on top??? Were you reading from Engine's cookbook again,or...... You KNOW how I LOVE to spread rumors!

Engine (74) pairs the wine (not the whine) with some mastiff mash and mouseroni salad. Not an easy task,even for Engine.

GTt (71) can't seem to get her may toes to work CS2's buttons,and Tuck (74) doesn't need called twice for wine and cheese,its a National Holiday in Tuckland.

Scores:
1st with tying 61's Mallow and BG
2nd with 71 GTt
3rd with a three way tie of 74-Engine,Tuck and ME

Thats leaves poor little Mudcat all alone in the cart barn as todays loser with 80.

XOXO~S~

Hope Luvbug is OK.

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/25/2016 01:07.42 PM Report This Comment
Flattened by the heat! 7-24-16
I say we should give those thermal engineers the day off. Maybe the whole week! How about the rest of the summer...

Luvbug is having the same weather confusion we always seem to have. Our temps always read warmer than the "official" readings. Since it's always cooler at the airport, maybe we should go live there! He doesn't care. He loses with a 58 so does the "Tequila!" dance over to poolside ... Mallow is also feeling a little "Tequila!" with her tying loser of 58. She drops her optional worm into the pool to see what she can fish up. Purrhaps some cooler temps? ... Lordy Mimi! What is WRONG with you? You draw an 80 and still want one more? Heck, one LESS would still be a winner! Not that a one-degree difference either way would matter much.

Tucker is flattened by the heat and in need of a quick-fix Meowgarita, so he heads to the Drinks-to-Go drive-thru. He heads back to the game through the Dust Bowl to collect his winnings from that 69 ... Looks like GTt has forgiven Persey for his wildcat ride yesterday, as she has bestowed upon him a winning 69. Yeah, but what about those spurs?? ... And after grumping about drive-thru's Bee Gee has decided to play nice for Parent's Day. At least that's what she claims. She gets a loser 55 but cares not! She purrfers to sit in the lounge sipping frozen meowgaritas!

So, the two big winners today are Tucker & Persey. If you "pool" your winnings I think you can manage a few pitchers of that frozen concoction that helps us stay cool!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
"Old Jokes"
'Where were you born?' 'Liverpool' 'What part?' 'All of me'
'Have you lived there all your life?' 'Not yet'
'Any great men born there?' 'No - only babies'
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/24/2016 11:42.41 AM Report This Comment
Rootin' tootin' high-falootin' Cowboy Day 7-23-16
And we mustn't forget Hot Enough For Ya? Day. We ain't that hot yet, we have one more day of breathing room, then the 90s turn into 100s by next weekend. We're feeling for ya, Luvbug. Here where we are, we go through those HOT summers with the wildfires. We've been lucky so far this year.

So, A. Fang took over for wheezy Luvbug on the putting green today, and after swatting a few mosquitoes managed a nothing-to-be-proud of 56/11. Can't win 'em all ... Mallow sits back and enjoys her last nice day before the heat wave, and covers her 'dog with the works while her catty Moji putts for a cool 61/7 ... J.C. & Mimi can be found chilling by the pool and also swatting their quota of mosquitoes. No one seems interested in learning about the little buzzers! J.C. has a hot & humid 77/14.

Dot & Tuck will be joining Mimi at the pool after helping themselves to plenty of that frozen delight, ice cream. Ha! Thought I was gonna say daiquiris didn't ya! Dot drops in a 72/9 for her putt and heads in to the club house for ice cream refills ... And Persey is in full cowboy regalia as he hops on GTt and spurs her to the garden hose to help the garden compensate for no rain. (We had to run the sprinkler here, our "rain" turned out to be a dud). Look out Persey! That Gracie can buck like a sidewinder! Maybe better stick to putting. That 70/7 ain't bad!

Cowboy up the scores:
1st - Tie, Moji & Persey, 7.
2nd - Dot, 9.
3rd - A. Fang, 11.

And all alone in the dusty cart barn today, looks like J.C. Make sure to feed the carts and give them plenty of water. Then hoof it back over to poolside. We need lots of paws to swat all these skeeters!

~~~Pig~~~
Appreciating my lovely set
of all-white whiskers!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/23/2016 12:52.12 PM Report This Comment
7.22 Lazy Penuche Day
LvBg and Fang stayed up all night to string hammocks between each hole. And then scored a 58/to 101. No matter, you will not go to the cart barn. Thanks.
Angel mallow reports another 60 and complaints while lying in her hammock eating penuche fudge.
mimi watches JC strutting his stuff cause he cause 76 rats today. Fire up the BBQ!!
GTt singing 60 verses of "Still Here After All This Time" with Willie Nelson in her hammock. Nice nap. Also, getting over her depression... the OL sliced and ate the entire zucchini!! The was GTt's baby.
BeeGee lies in her hammock hallucinating counting raindrops...72 so far. Lay off those Beat the Heat -tinis, okay?
N-Gin cruises onto the links with 76 Tick & Tarantula tacos and plenty of Beat the Heat -tinis. Special treat for Steve: Beans and Weenies...
Tuck in the grip of a 75 score. No cart barn for you big boy. This is LONG Drive day.
Steve, a no show. But he sent a medical report. He is off all the medicines and fit to golf again. But his d.o.g is running up the Vet bill now. And Steve is not here for his B & W dinner. Tuck is relieved. No Score.
Winners
76 for Engine & JC
75 for Tuck
72 for BG
Taking down all the hammocks 60 for GTt and mallow. Fold 'em nicely now.
Comments freely given by PD Budd, pass a cold one, please?

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. Hot Days, Furlip File #2 Opened on youpet, a. PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & Persey, the Twink.

07/22/2016 03:48.25 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Looky here! We're all still hanging on by a CC thread,alive and kicking. Appropriate its Tug-Of-War day since all they been doing is jerking us around. In the words of Gloria Gaynor,"We Will Survive". Take THAT IT dept! On to the important stuff,like taking a monkey to lunch,and junk food,and climbing in boxes. One man's junk food is another mans buffet!

Luvbug (56)directs the traffic to the litter box room after the junk food buffet.Hate to be whoever is clean up today :)

Mallow (60)has her own tug-of-war going on within her mind. To grump,or not to grump. This should be interesting.

Mudcat has some interesting junk in her trunk :) 71 boxes of endless delight.

Engine (72), the catch of the day (well,she IS a fine cook) brings us roasted rat and the house special beverage- "Smooth Hoperator"

GTt (55) allies with The Sniff in a stacked tug-of-war team.Your gonna need that BIG box you just got with Sniff in da house.

I score a 68,and search for a monkey to take to lunch,but BG will do :)

Tuck (67) admits to being a closet junk fooder (not my closet I hope).

BG (63) is having fun with her tug-of-war team of monkeys (is that like a barrel of monkeys??)

Scores:
1st with 55 GTt
2nd with 56 Luvbug
3rd with 60 Mallow

Losers (and don't forget litter box clean up) is Engine with 72,and Mudcat with 71

XOXO~S~
How NOT fun was it wading thru all the CS COTD congrats!

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/21/2016 11:44.19 AM Report This Comment
7/20/16 - The COTD Golf Cart Parade
starts off as the last golfer marks down their score. The carts are decorated and the golfers are doing the Royal wave as they begin to roll through the streets of CC to celebrate what is surely the Shack’s last COTD (sniff!).

Luvbug, our Parade Marshall, leads the group. It’s Ugly Truck Day so his cart is decorated with 52 (=7) patches of primer paint and some tacky mudflaps. Mallow sounds her horn and due to the 59 (=14) she has scored is itching to celebrate National Moon Day. Just wave, Mallow, just wave! Please.

Gracie T-t blows her kazoo as her cart joins the parade, festooned with 48 (=12) lollipops to toss to the crowd in celebration of Lollipop Day. Mimi’s cart, meanwhile, is a rolling demonstration of pole dancing. Wow, 73 (=10) spins around the pole! Aren’t you dizzy?

Engine is next on her magic carpet, marking down a 77 (=14) and passing out Wollyworm Wine. BeeGee meanwhile is putting (get it?) along in her cart singing 62 (=8) verses of Thanks for the Memories. And Tucker, he puts the cap on the day by pawing a milestone vote of 10,400 for the Catty Shack page. No, that is not his score, he marks down a 65 (=11).

Every parade must have ribbons and ours are about to be awarded

1st place – Luvbug with 7
2nd place – BeeGee with 8
3rd place – Mimi with 10

And who gets the assignment of cleaning the “pigeon love” off the parade carts for tomorrow’s games? Why that would be Mallow and Engine, both with 14 and teaming up in the cart barn today.

Bringing up the rear on this fine day is Yours Truly, sweeping up the lollipop wrappers and other debris , packing it neatly into a black bag and depositing in nearest trash receptacle. It IS garbage day again, after all.

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote CoCo #179504 in July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly and Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ a proud CC baby always!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Together Forever!.

07/20/2016 01:45.58 PM Report This Comment
Birdwatching in the alley 7-19-16
See? With the new and improved indoor-outdoor bowling alley (I just made that up) we can watch birds and still enjoy some time in the gutters. And a few of us ended up there after that wild shindig at Luvbug's place yesterday! He enjoyed the celebration so much he barely managed to get himself to the alley today for a wimpy 52.

Mallow(60) says pardon her whoops. She's gonna store up her grievances for Gone-Ta-Pott day, and maybe she'll save the really special ones for Festivus! Something for all of us to look forward to ... Mimi(74) rolls a raspberry cake down the lane and waits for everyfur to clean up her mess while she sips daiquiris. Not fair! ... Tuck(65) wants to know if he can skip the nuptials and still have the flitch?

Engine(76) has outdone herself once again with roly-poly fried frog fritters and well rounded possum pies! Just right for fast lane felines! ... GTt(63) is sipping daiquiris while driving her little zucchini to work. It's hard work being harvested! ... Bee Gee(65) sits back to watch the birds while sucking on a Razzy raspberry daiquiris. She even provides sound effects. *phtthhtphtt*

Okay alley cats, how did you do?
1st - Engine, venturing far from her catty cubby hole, 76.
2nd - Mimi, enjoying all the flapping pink tongues, 74.
3rd - Tie, Tuck & Bee Gee, 65, NOT tying any nuptial knots!

And today's "Loser Be Cool" is Luvbug. Are you sure you want to tend the still in your obviously post-party impaired state? I'm sure one of the other shackers would be willing to sacrifice their time and tend to that little matter on your behalf.

~~~Pig~~~
*Sticking out tongue*
Neener neener neener!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/19/2016 01:54.23 PM Report This Comment
7-18 recap
So....here we are again,gathered together in the "is today the day" pawty. We'll do ANYTHING to pawty,but come on,this is NOT funny anymore! Mallow (60) sings a rather off tune,but heartfelt "Will we still be here tomorrow" ditty that would make the Shirelle's want to come out of retirement to save their reputations. On that note,who brought the popcorn,and the snacks,and the Heinicat for the Doomsday watch pawty? None other than our Engine (72) who came out of hiding with her minced loaves of mice and catnip caviar. When the going gets tough,Engine gets going.

Luvbug (51) our popular COTD (will he be the last?) passes out his leftover BD/Adopty goodies.

Mudcat (76) Is just happy to call some place,any place home,and it appears CC2 will be it! MUCH more comfortable than the doghouse.

GTt (63)is taking up a collection for a get out of jail free card for Persey who is REALLY in the doghouse. Hide a file in the mouse loaf and hope for the best.

I score a 71. Won't find ME in the doghouse,there are like dogs and creepy things in there. Dogs ARE creepy things.

Tuck (70) prefers to observe CC Armageddon from the comfort of under his own couch with a case of Heinicat close by.

BG (67) golf bully,and sour puss of the Greens,creates a shredded paper shelter to get her thru the CC crash and burn.

On that lovely note,I bring you the scores:
1st with 51 our COTD Luvbug
2nd with 60 Mallow
3rd with 63 GTt

Losers and cart barn cleaners are Mudcat with 76,and Engine with 72

XOXO~S~

It ain't over,til its over!

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/18/2016 01:07.24 PM Report This Comment
Happy 'Doptybirthday Luvbug!
Lots of special days for some more of our friends and family today too! Emoji day, of course, for Mojo. Yellow Pig day for, who else! And Wrong way Corrigan, for our intrepid navigator Steve, who still can't read a map! (At least that's what Bee Gee says...)

Luvbug wastes no time tossing his losing 51 in the trash and heading out to the still to start his celebration. Try not to have too much fun til the rest of us get there! Mallow has a winner for a change, and is so thrilled with that 59 she even lets Moji have all her ice cream. Well, most of it... Mimi(74) isn't sure she wants to sit beside a Yellow Pig. Doesn't Pokemon kinda look like a yellow pig with red cheeks? Yeah, I don't blame you, I wouldn't want to sit next to that either.

Twink has ANOTHER winner today. Did you bribe GTt with ice cream for that 63? Watch out, Persey, look who else got a 63! Bee Gee is sneaking up behind you with some brandied peaches, guaranteed to cause day-after headaches. And Tuck lets OUR Pig, he of yellow journalsim, know he put his foot in it yesterday by sending winner Dot to the C.B. Okay, but at least today I'm SURE your 70 makes you a loser!

Today's winners are Mallow, Persey, and Bee Gee. Maybe you should just give Bee Gee her sticky catbucks back and Mallow & Persey, you two share what's left.

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Party at Luvbug's place! Bus leaves
the cart barn in 10 minutes!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/17/2016 02:24.34 PM Report This Comment
One more Saturday 7-16-16
Looks like the shack catties get to strut their stuff one more time on CC. Well, woop-de-doo.

Hey, would you look at this? Personal Chef day, and our purrsonal chef takes the day off. Be sure to send your angry cards & letters to Engine!

A. Fang(54/9) should have saved this score for Luvbug in tomorrow's card game. He really got those carts spit-shined to a gleaming finish! ... Mojo(59/14) wastes a good card-playing score too, and also can't decide what's on the menu: yams, spinach, or moon pies. See how much easier things are when our chef is here? At least she can drown her sorrows in some strawberry-rhubarb wine.

Persey(62/8) is happy to give GTt the day off so she can sing to her baby zucchini. Maybe we should cut her off of the strawberry-rhubarb wine? Just sayin' ... J.C.(76/13) might become kitty fritters if he isn't careful putting around the links in his mom's woody wagon. So, lay off the strawberry-rhubarb wine! ... Haha! Dot(70/7) had to tend to a sick puppy in the wee hours of the morning. MOM had to tend to an insane pair of dogs barking furiously at nothing in the wee hours of the morning. Maybe if she juices them up with enough of the SR-wine before bed, huh?

Okay, so. Last day YET??
1st - Dot, 7. Sick puppy tending helps your putting!
2nd - Persey, 8. Rock-a-bye zucchini.
3rd - A. Fang, 9. You know, you coulda, shoulda...

And together in the cart barn for the wine tasting, Mojo & Dot, with their losing 14 and 13. Don't forget to save some for the rest of the shackers! Late correction, this just in: Mojo & J.C. have cart duty, not Dot. My BAD! I just thought maybe Dot would like some more practice shining carts. Wrong, huh?

~~~~Pig~~~~
Corn fritters. Just another
name for hush puppies!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/16/2016 01:44.57 PM Report This Comment
7.15 St. Swithi's Long Drive Day
Happy with your summertime weather, kits?
Well, if Old Saxon Swithin is right then you get another 39 days of it.
LuvBug with his 55 is signed up for another 39. He is a great therapy cat. Did you give lots of purrs today?
Then mallow is so happy on this St. Swithin's Day She loves her weather and wants to hold down St. Swithin button.
GTt has 63 worries about her little baby zucchini for 40 more days with all her heat, humidity and NO Rain. Oh dear.
Here's mimi loving her 80. Her mom not so much since the a/c is not working. The mudcat thinks this score is fine and that's okay because she won first prize and will be buying us the first round.
Tuck slips in with a mice 70 score on Love Your Horse Day. Not for Tuck, thank you very much. No way! His horse would kick him to kingdom come. Grumpy Tuck (who has also become Twit with Dot) does not like the food and will just take a cold brew in each paw.
BeeGee is willing to take her 66 to the end of August. She likes St. Swithin. BG celebrates giving to Charity Day also... so Gus has to go!
Winners:
1st -- mudcat mimi: 80
2nd - Tucker 70 brews
3rd - BeeGee 66. Bye Bye Gus!
Luvbug 55 gets a little cart shining time!
Looks like we'll be on CC until the tech jerk gets well or brings a doctor's excuse.
Purrs from your Furiday Long Driver - PD Budd

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. Hot Days, Furlip File #2 Opened on youpet, a. PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & Persey, the Twink.

07/15/2016 04:44.13 PM Report This Comment
7/13/16- Putting out the garbage for the last time
on CC. I think. Maybe …. Unless ….

While I am musing, Luvbug comes along with the day’s list of celebrations. And what a list it is, French Fry Day! Beans & Franks Day! Fools Paradise Day! He hits a 55 (=10) and the festivities are officially under way.

Mallow, celebrating one more day in a Fools Paradise, quickly heads for 57 (=12) servings of Beanie Weenies. With French fries. Or as we say here in the exotic land of Canada, “chips”. Engine gets into the spirit with a 70 (=7) and a big pot of Batwing Beanie Weenies. She breathes a sigh of relief that Steve seems to be absent at this celebration of the humble legume. And puts the gasmask away.

Mimi brings us a stifling 79 (=16), why SHE could cook Beanie Weenies on the sidewalk today! And Gracie T-t is next, celebrating Garbage Day with a 63 (=10) and announcing that she and Persey the Twink have become Twits. Or something like that, can’t read my own darned notes, mol.

Tucker has a 77 (=14) and expresses his happiness that Steve has missed out on Beanie Weenie Day. Hard enough to breathe in the heat after all. And Bee Gee celebrates 64 (=10) by getting herself locked out of CC2. One more day in the Fools Paradise, mol.

And that seems to be all of the current roster checking in. Let’s see how it all stacks up.

1st – Engine, serving 7 Purple Parrots to the Catty Shackers
2nd – Luvbug, Bee Gee and Gracie T-t, fighting over 10 servings of Beanie Weenies
3rd – Mallow, hoping for 12 more days in a Fools Paradise

Off to charge the carts goes Mimi, luckily they are solar powered and she has enough sun to charge all 16 at once!

And now, while Catty Extraordinaire Moji Blackbear does her best to catch a ladybug that is on the OUTside of the window, I lug the bags to the curb and tie a neat little bow on top.

Your Guest Common (roasted) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote CoCo #179504 in July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly and Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ a proud CC baby always!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Together Forever!.

07/13/2016 02:49.28 PM Report This Comment
Simplicity Day 7-12-16
And what could be simpler than just leaving our scores in one place? Even though Mallow & Tuck stopped to make deliveries at the "old" CS, looks like the rest of you decided to give it the "old" heave-ho. Simplicity itself.

A slightly reduced roster today too. Ana doesn't visit the Wiki & Steve is still on vacation. But all others present & accounted for at the Fast Lanes Felines *still looking for a name here*

Luvbug(53) distributes paper bags for your bug collecting pleasure ... Mallow(57) says she'll go anywhere as long as there's good food along the way ... Here to answer the call with good eats is Engine(73) and a delicious grilled glow worm & catnip green centerpiece with scalloped squirrels on the side. Yum! She also seems to be having a severe case of "p" alliteration. Can't complain about those pints of possum porter though.

Tuck(64) decided to make good use of his COTD badge, using it to get onto the "old" CS links one more time. Hey, whatever jiggles your Jello ... Mimi(80) is having a hard time catching & keeping her bugs with that hole Windsong chewed in the bag. Please! Not on the lanes! *crunch* Eeewww ... Bee Gee(64) arrives too late to issue a warning about bugs in the bowling alley. I guess it's okay if they're roly-poly bugs ... And GTt(65) is busy collecting dead beetles from under the furniture. Everybody needs a hobby.

Winners:
1st - Mimi, with a bug-assisted 80.
2nd - Engine, & her enhanced experience, 73.
3rd - GTt, busy brooming breathless beetles, 65.

And who gets to sweep up the rest of the dead bugs? Looks like Luvbug & Mallow are the lucky ones. Don't forget your paper bags!

~~~Pig~~~
Remembering sister Sissy on
Different colored Eyes Day
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/12/2016 07:17.31 PM Report This Comment
7-11 recap cont
Engine has paired up with Gordon Ramsey and stars weekly on Kitchen Nightmares. She has been approached to be a plus size model for Nike's new line of tanktini's. Her new cookbook "Roadkill CAN be Good" will be published this year.


Mudcat is on a whirlwind world tour after her captivating Broadway debut as a pole dancing cat in "Cats". Next stop,Vegas where she will preform as back-up dancer for Beyonce and star in a movie video with Maroon 5. 


Tuck has furthered his education,and has been awarded Beer-master status. He currently is adviser/project manager for Budweiser's new line of catnip beer called "Buzz". This Buzz's for you! He plans to join the NASCAR circuit in his souped up Grogmonster. Not just for golf anymore!


GTT is head of Research and Development at John's Hopkins. She has written,and published many articles in the New England Journal of Medicine. Among her most famous article-"The effects of Smooch Therapy for the Infirmed". When she's not behind the lens of a microscope,she's a regular on the Poker Stars series on cable TV.


Ana has landed a position with Fox 8 news as their new Weathercat. She is easily distracted by the pointer and clicker,but all in all,its going well. She is in training 5 days a week for speed walking in the Boston Marathon.


And lastly... BeeGee and me. After many years of hissing,spitting and flinging insults,we tied the knot in wedded bliss,and have run off to join the circus. BG runs her Fortune Telling booth,while I run my Kissing booth. We do rather well in fact. We have adopted 3 baby hedgehogs (as we are both spayed and neutered) so BG has something to bully around. BG still spends her leisure time sink napping,and I organize my closet,and wait for the invite from Playcat magazine to be a centerfold.


Thanks for all the memories!!

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/11/2016 09:09.28 AM Report This Comment
7-11 recap
Think of this not as a recap,but a glimpse into the future. This MAY be the last recap on CC. A "where are they now......." Warning,its a long read!


Luvbug,the most sensible member of our crew,always trying his best to make us responsible,upstanding golfers,has won the Nobel Peace Prize,an honor for promotion of peace and harmony. In his spare time,he is the owner of a hot new chain of restaurants-"Grab-N-Go Buffet".


Mallow,when not fulfilling her duties of Mayor of Mallowood, is preparing for her next thrilling event-jumping her Harley across 12 Greyhound buses and Niagara Falls blindfolded. Her,and the Biker Chicks have been recently on the cover,and featured in Bikers Monthly Magazine in an article "Across the Country Mallow Style".

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/11/2016 09:07.18 AM Report This Comment
Last Catty Saturday at CC 7-8-16
And just about everyone wore black for the occasion. Don't feel like the only one left in the dark, A. Fang & family, we never got an e-mail notification either. And we have TWO accounts, so they missed us twice!! They asked us to let them know if we didn't get an e-mail, but we refuse to be helpful. :-)

So, for his final day at the "old" shack, A. Fang manages a 56/11. After glancing at the other scores, that's actually not half bad ... Little Moji Blackbear(57/12) wore - what else? - an all-black golf ensemble. She brought her journal of CC good times to share in the lounge ... Persey(66/12) is full of fun & energy today. Did you take some of Wile E. Coyote's earthquake pills? He's jumping up & down with excitement, eager to show off his golfing and his white undies ... J.C.(79/16) is also resplendent in his black outfit, fit for cheering up the girls ... And Dot(71/8) has the best catty putt, and a bit of rubbish in the form of a cringe-worthy e-mail from the Petcha People. (See her post in CC2).

No winners or losers today (and aren't you happy about that, J.C.?) Let's all mosey over to the White Whisker Pub for some good old fashioned reminiscing, not to mention lots of crying in our Heinecats. As well as meeting the new self-proclaimed proprietor, Persey Twink. Did anyone remember to bring the slide projector? The "secret" videos of Steve? Those old home movies of ME in the fountain at the Rock & Roll HOF? Oh, we got a million memories, I hope we have time to do them justice.

~~Pig~~
BTW - any ideas for some new pages on CC2 will be welcome.
We can have a snorkel page, and a shark fin page, and a...
`

Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/09/2016 12:53.19 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
First,a PSA from me: I will be on vacation for two weeks,so my recaps will only be posted on the golf page because of cell reception issues. With that being said,now we hear CC will be closed for good next week,so I guess this won't be an issue! Thanks for the memories my furiends. Now on to the sweet of the sweetest-strawberry sundaes with chocolate and a side of macaroni. Macaroni,that wonderful pasta that is a main dish,a side dish,a salad and a necklace! Score!

Luvbug (51) puts visions of orange macaroni dancing in my head. Not as good as Mudcats pole dance routine,but awesome just the same.

Mallow (56) creates her own gastronomical explosion with a chocolate/macaroni sundae. Not just for breakfast anymore.

I score a warm 72,and I'm NOT telling the whole truth,and nothing but the truth about the mysterious "chocolate". A tom's gotta do what a tom's gotta do.

Ana has a 72 as well,but hers is sticky-eeks!

Mudcat (77) is in the sticky business as well. Whats with all the sticky girls today? Glad its not hug day.

GTt (69) don't know who's her daddy,but she isn't one to walk the streets with a stranger bearing gifts of chocolate.

BG (62) cannot tell "A" lie,she tells many,like how every paper bag in the house has mysterious claw marks. she's a closet ripper.

Tuck (72) is in paper bag nirvana as long as treats and chocolate is included. Why don't i ever get that kind of goodie bag?


And Engine (72) fresh from the running of the rodents,drops off her grilled gizzards and HEINICAT! Whats a rodent running without it!

Scores
1st with 51 Luvbug
2nd with 56 Mallow
3rd with 62 BG

Losers (busy place) Mudcat with 77,and Tuck,Engine,Ana and me with 72

xoxo~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/07/2016 01:25.47 PM Report This Comment
7/6/16 - Don't Kiss the Fried Chicken!!
I’m here! I’m here! Your Common ‘Tater has arrived. Actually I lost my way, Luvbug said it was Cover Your Umbrella Day and I misunderstood and covered mine while it was over my head. Not a smart idea, mol.

Luvbug racks up a 50 (=5) and with that, the game gets underway. Mallow has 55 (=10) good reasons why she is not covering HER umbrella. Most of them involve rain. Meanwhile, Steve heard that it’s International Kissing Day and he sees an opportunity for profit. He has set up his kissing booth and prepared 67 (=13) sets of red wax lips.

April brings us a 60 (=6) and it looks like it is definitely safe to cover HER umbrella for the day! Gracie T-t as well, in fact she invites all the Catty Shackers to a backyard picnic to celebrate Fried Chicken Day. 62 (=8) servings ought to do. For me that is. Better get frying up some more! Tucker seconds that request, he wants 68 (=14) pieces of chicken. For starters.

Mimi notices that it’s Take a Webmaster to Lunch Day. That sounds like a good deal as the only Webmasters SHE knows hang in the corner and eat flies & bugs. 76 (=13) flies to go, please! Engine has cooked up 73 (=10) servings of Bearded Dragon on Mice. Feed THAT to your Webmaster! And BeeGee is running around trying to kiss the chickens! Only at Catty Shack, folks, only at Catty Shack! 56 (=11) chickens have thrown themselves into the fryer in an attempt to escape. Good work, BeeGee!

And who gets the drumsticks today?
1st – Luvbug gets 5 free kisses. From Steve (snicker)
2nd – April gets 6 pieces of fried chicken
3rd – Gracie T-t gets an extra 8 flies to share with her Webmaster

And who gets the boobie prize today? Tucker with 14 good reasons to go out and charge the golf carts. Have fun!

Signing off, your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater,
Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote CoCo #179504 in July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly and Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ a proud CC baby always!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Together Forever!.

07/06/2016 04:41.09 PM Report This Comment
Okay happy campers! 7-5-16
Grab your bikinis and let's all head down to the lanes to roll a few gutter balls. Later we can head over to Mike's for a few s'mores. (In honor of Graham Cracker Day)

Luvbug(52) will be brining the tunes to the party. We can choose from rock, pop, and *coff* country ... I don't know what it means, but Mallow(55) says she's gonna "spray" Mike's bowling shoes later. I hope he's okay with that ... Steve(68) wore his special orange bowling bikini today. I guess it's better than going naked. I guess.

Finally! Engine(72) is back, with her delicacies. And a special b'day goodie for Mike: A tripledecker Taranula Torte. Um, can I just have a double shot of those catniptinis? ... Ana(70) drove her Muggy Buggy to the lanes today. Hope your bowling shoes didn't get too icky sticky ... Ooh-la-la! Look at Miss Toes(69) in her delicious red bowling bikini! Red-tinis, orange-tinis, tank-tinis! ... And here comes Mimi(77) in her teeny Mimi-kini. All the better to pole dance in.

Oh my. Tuck(69) is in his not-so-visible-kini. Don't look Ethel! Unless you want to see the moon come out in the daytime *snicker* ... And finally Bee Gee(52) yawns her way to the lanes after listening to the neighborhood re-win the revolutionary war. ALL night!!

So, are we getting the hang of this bowling thing yet?
1st - Mimi slid down the lanes on an apple turnover for the winner today, 77.
2nd - Engine parked the Mouse Mobile in the alley for second, 72.
3rd - Ana's Muggy Buggy did fine, for a 70 and third place.

Looks like Luvbug & Bee Gee will share bartending duties at Mike's shindig. Maybe they can borrow that Muggy Buggy & the Mouse Mobile to transport a few offerings from the still?

~~~Pig~~~
No 'kini for me. I'd look silly in a bikini
and a snorkel. Besides: shark fin!
`

Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/05/2016 01:08.00 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Happy 4th of July to all (yes,even you Canada Mallow) :) Small group celebrating,as it should be! We should ALL be out BBQ'ing spareribs (spare to who? the pig??) and frying eggs on the sidewalk,and avoiding any and all firecrackers. Why do humans get such thrills over loud things anyway? I see ONE cat had my back-Luvbug (52). He knows my need for the beans,and I'm Under Pressure (love the Bowie) to perform. Although,with all the antibiotics I'm on,NOTHING could make the litter box smell worse than that. Onward to our celebration....

Mallow (54) brings us ribs fresh from the oily motor of her Harley,adds flavor I'm told. Better than the sidewalk fried eggs I (64) can't peddle fast enough. I don't get it,I offered a side of pre-chewed gum. Don't get much better than that.

Legal beagle Mudcat states all 71 reasons not to drink beverage and play with fireworks. Its much safer to just drink beverage.

Speaking of fireworks,BG (54) has a combustible household. Take one Molly,add a side Of Sniff-wa-la!

And last one in Ana (58) celebrates the day from her nip garden.

Scores-we all win. Lets fire up the Harley and enjoy some Pennzoil ribs on a GREAT 4th of July!!! Ok,so MAYBE Luvbug won with his 52,and MAYBE BG and Mallow came in second with 54,and Ana came third with 58,but we can't let Mudcat lose with her 71,and me with a 64! What kind of teamwork would that be?

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/04/2016 12:03.01 PM Report This Comment
Disobedience Day 7-3-16
As if cats actually need a special day for this, am I right? All you obedient kitties, raise your paws. *tap tap tap* Just as I thought!

Well, Luvbug tosses his losing 52 into one of his new plastic-free trash bags. Mallow has a losing 57 and a rainy day feeling as she gazes into her mirror in a most complimentary way. Haley is keeping it cool today with a winner, 54! Mudcat doesn't understand how polydactyl GTt couldn't come up with winners for all on her namesake/B'day. She has to settle for praising her mirror as she tosses that 70 into a plastic-free trash bag.

Persey gets a winner, 59. Yeah, sure, it's easy to bribe the dealer when you live together! He's inviting us all over for a big B'day bash. Now that the OL remembers it's Gracie's B'day. Bee Gee has invented a new rule for 9-Lives. If you get a 6 you can turn it upside down for a 9. Are we all going to stand for this?? Oh, and she also reminds us how lucky we are that Steve isn't here for eat Your Beans day! Tuck is also giving thanks The Orange One is absent for the tooting of the bean horn. He finished filling that plastic-free trash bag with his own losing 57 and heads in to find something to console himself with in the lounge.

So, we have Haley & Persey sharing the winner's spot today. You each get an extra helping of beans. The ones Steve isn't here to eat. And thanks for that bean info Luvbug: 40,000 varieties of beans? Do NOT tell Steve, he'll consider that a challenge!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Plenty of anti-fireworks agreement among the shackers!
If everybody just ate beans on 4th of July they wouldn't need fireworks!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/03/2016 01:02.57 PM Report This Comment
Happy something ... I forgot 7-2-16
What I'd LIKE to forget are fireworks!! Some of the counties and cities around us just REFUSE to ban the darn things. And the "reasons" they give are SO lame! Such as they don't want to spoil the 4th of July and just want people to be able to "celebrate". VERY lame! What, you can't celebrate unless you're blowing stuff up or burning stuff down? Not to mention the terror it causes in animals, and the occasional body part being blown off. The fires, the ER visits, the lost pets. ALL so necessary to celebrate a holiday. NOT!! *getting down from my soapbox now*

Okay. A. Fang (54/9) putts his pitts *snort* right outside the back door ... Moji(59/14) is also in the pits with so many cherries she brought us all a bagful! ... Seems like the Pit Spit is THE activity de rigueur for this weekend, with Persey(53/8) getting into the spit of things too. His OL makes him spit out the blackbirds & voles he brings inside. The nerve!

J.C.(74/11) has improvised a major improvement in the Pit Spit, using a straw as a pea-shooter to spit a mouthful of pits at the neighbor dogs. We must try that here at home soon ... Dot(56/11) has been dodging "made-in-the-USA" pitts and needs a pit stop at the lounge for an anisette combo. With a cherry? *snicker* ... And finally April(60/6) hopes the weather is in a "cooperative" mood for the holiday weekend.

Okay, wipe the spit off your chins and let's see whose spit pits hit top spot:
1st - April, and a spit six.
2nd - Persey, spitting 8 voles & blackbirds.
3rd - A. Fang, spittin' 9 out his back door.

And Moji will do the cart barn honors today, with a pair of able assists from J.C. & Dot. I'm gonna go grab the hose & look for some fireworks to douse.

~~~Pig~~~
Watch out, I can use my snorkel
as a high-caliber pea-shooter!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/02/2016 12:42.52 PM Report This Comment
7.1 Free Ear Plugs Long Drive Day
Free Earplugs Dy... get ready for the Bombardment
~~ LuvBug passes out 56 ear plugs for our weekend enjoyment. Thanks.
~~ mallow sings all 58 verses of "O, Canada!" That's where all the Americans are going if you-know-who is elected. Let's all move into mallow's house now that her mom has it all cleaned up. See you tomorrow, mojo.
~~ Our nude Steve shows us 60 kinds of poses during nude recreation week. Week?? That's Nude Catty Golf tomorrow, Nude, cards on Sunday, Tuesday Nude Bowling.... get the sunscreen
~~ 62 Angels gripping about the bad weather. Not snowing is it? Then it's not bad.
~~ GTt brought 51 cans of Spam to grill this holiday weekend. But, 2 weeks of canned 'luncheon meat" ... *ick* That's what LuvBug says.: 2 weeks of Spam
~~ mimi & JC build corn on their scarecrows and trop 76 crow to toss on the BBQ... move over Spam.
~~ Our Golf Bully and Friend made 54 flavors of ice cream. The best one, Catnip Clusters, she put over on the buffet for us to try. Go quick it is melting all over. Next time put it in an ice bucket, BG!
(The CS frame looks festive, too)
~~ Finally Tuck's secretary shows up. Score 60 for the Tucker and pass him a brew.

Winners;
1st ~~ 76 Corny Scarecrowers, mimi & JC
2nd ~~ 62 Angels
3rd ~~ 60 Tuck, see late has winners too

Happy and Safe Holiday weekend, pass the Spam & Purrs PD Budd

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. Hot Days, Furlip File #2 Opened on youpet, a. PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & Persey, the Twink.

07/01/2016 03:28.08 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
And the rockets red glare
bomb pops bursting in air.....
It IS almost July 4th,why not start the celebration now. Along with that,we can scream "the sky is falling". Psyche,its meteor watch day. Ever see a meteor get a shower? Perverts.

Luvbug (58) is playing tradsies-wet for heat. I'll accept that offer,and raise you two rain storms for one heat wave.

Mallow is alright with the world (her world) with a matching 58.

I score a 56! Broke the 58 mold while I count the licks to get to the stick of a bomb pop

Check out Mudcat (74). No really,rumor has it she likes to bear all her furry self,except the ears,steer clear of the ear.

GTt (50) is busting out of June (she's like REALLY,really excited about that),Heinicat in each paw. Paws don't fail her now.

Tuck (52) need only hear the word Heinicat and he comes a waddling. Beer him please someone.

April has a cool 60. Better than an uncool 60.

Anti-social BG (64) shakes her head sadly over social media. Its either that,or the shaking is from ear mites-yikes!


Scores:
1st with 50 GTt
2nd with 52 Tuckster
3rd with 56 ME

Losers: Mudcat with 74,and BG with 64

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

06/30/2016 01:42.28 PM Report This Comment
6/29/16 - Boas do NOT have feathers!
And I don’t know how that outlandish notion ever started! Anyway, I have no more time to ponder it because here come the golfers!

Luvbug tells us it’s Camera Day, okay, let’s see you take a picture of one of those boas with feathers. Bet you 60 (=6) catbucks you can’t. Mallow is uncharacteristically pessimistic about her chances of winning today with her 58 (=13), but she’s pretty upbeat about the weather. Steve, meanwhile, is celebrating Waffle Iron Day by using one as a putter. That was 57 (=12) different kinds of not-so-good-idea.

Engine is here with 70 (=7) servings of Catfish Waffles! Um .. you might want to make sure you wash that waffle iron really well afterward. Just saying. Mimi, meanwhile, is ALL about International Mud Day. She IS the Mudcat after all. It’s a 70 (=7) for her as well. Gracie T-t is positively giddy with a 58 (=13) and RAIN!!

The Angels are here, racing at 70 (=7) miles an hour to escape the mosquitos. Gangway! Maybe some of those boas could help you out there. BeeGee has a 64 (=10) and runs for the camera to take blackmail pictures of Steve wrestling with one of those mythical feathered boas! And Tucker is so cold with a 56 (=11) that HE is willing to snuggle up with one of the things. Save some film, BeeGee!

The Results du Jour:
1st – Luvbug with a 6
2nd – Mimi, the Angels and Engine, tied with 7
3rd – BeeGee with 10

And off to charge the carts and wrestle the feathered boas it’s Mallow and Gracie T-t. That’s what you get with a Lucky 13!

Now, I will climb down from the top of this golf cart and there had better NOT be any feather boas lurking around!

Your intrepid Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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06/29/2016 02:55.05 PM Report This Comment
Gather 'round the gutters! 6-28-16
Okay, not literally. I meant the bowling alley gutter. We'll be having the gutter ball challenge coming up during the winter, so make sure to get lots of practice. Don't say I didn't give you plenty of warning!

Luvbug(63) had the worst bowling handicap ever: he had to bowl in the dark because the lights went out! Probably still easier than golfing in the dark ... Mallow(60) wants us to stay well-ventilated with a few body piercings. Not sure it works that way, but ... Super Steve(70) wants a heat wave. Is that like when the Miami Heat stops by and waves at you? *snicker*

Hot hermit crabs & mulled mussels are the order of the day from Engine's(72) Kitty Kart. Those Kitten Koladas sound like they'd go good with Steve's heat wave ... Mimi(76) is on a one-cat scavenger hunt, out to fine the pott everyone's gone to ... GTt(69) has some ideas of her own about those kitty piercings, such as they ought to be illegal. Unless the kitty signs the forms herself! I sort of have to agree.

Tuck(70) hoists his Heinecat in honor of all the wonderful one-eyed cats in the world. And there are so many ... Oh gee, Bee Gee(62), thanks for sharing your "secret to personal freedom". Why don't you just go find the 'pott' Mimi's looking for and use it? ... And the muggy buggy icky sticky Angels(70) are here to invite us to their boomers later.

Who gets to oil the lanes today?
1st - Not Mimi! She rolls a 76 and heads out to find that pott. If it's a pott-o'-gold count me in!
2nd - Not Engine neither. Her 72 keeps her paws out of the wax.
3rd - Lots of nots here! Steve, Tucker, and the Angels all earn a pass with their 70s.

So who's left? Looks like Luvbug & Bee Gee will be down on their paws and knees (do cats have knees? Ask Steve, he knows all this stuff. Right, Mr. Ankles?) And the old maid today is Gracie, so you can do some cheers to urge on the waxers. Wax on, wax off!

~~~Pig~~~
Happy birthday Rocky!
We all do miss you!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

06/28/2016 11:02.25 AM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Fun in the sun today with orange blossom beverage (what doesn't go well in beverage form) and pineapples with sunglasses. For us,the pineapples would just look all kinds of silly with sunglasses on.

Luvbug (60) is hot,hot hot in his shades by the pool. Wha???? We have a pool here now too?

Mallow dresses her house in UV 61 sunblock. Betcha had to wake up early for that. Wax on....wax off...

I wear my 73,my sunglasses and a smile. That the BEST things about sunglasses,no on can tell what your looking at,and you look stunning.

GTt( 60) wants a tall one. Hmmm....that could mean about anything here. Be careful what you wish for!

Mudcat and her arctic 68 bundle up to keep each other warm.

Tanktini clad Engine (who else could rock that look) supplies the Fricassee of Flees with a side of Stir-fried Sparrow sans feathers. Its even too hot for the birds to wear feathers.

Ana scores an anemic 68 in hopes it hits a healthy 90.

BG (56) does unto others with pineapple floaties with a side of grenade to keep the peace with the neighbors.

Tuck scores a 71. Not one to drink alone (since when Tuck???) he has his thirsty garden to keep him company. I see you've gotten very comfortable with the melons.

Scores:
1st with 56 BG
2nd with 60 GTT and Luvbug
3rd with 61 Mallow

losers: EEKS! Engine and me with 73,and Tuck with 71

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

06/27/2016 01:25.20 PM Report This Comment
Forgiveness Day 6-26-16
Comes just in time for our dealer GTt! At least some of the players in this weekend's card game MAY be in a forgiving mood. Let's find out:

Oop! Doesn't look like Luvbug needs to be forgiving, as Miss Toes granted him a winner with a 59. Oh dear. Mallow doesn't sound too forgiving over that 56 she just got dealt. She's breaking dishes of chocolate pudding! Persey has no need to hand out absolution either, as double-allergic Gracie has dealt him a winning 54. Achoo! Catsundheit! Miss Epitome aka the Lovely Mudcat is also on the winning end of the deal today, so she's treating us all to a few free beauty tips.

Okay, now the losers are lining up, starting with Tuck & a 74, flying out the window. Next is Bee Gee with a 53. She's decided to show how forgiving she is by taking Gracie on a canoe ride in the water hazard. Good thing Mallow saved one dish of chocolate pudding as a distraction for Ol' Toothy! And finally, April starts out with a losing 60, but it's better than having a winner of 94!

Looks like the "mud"bog is gonna be a bit crowded with Luvbug, Persey, and Mimi all diving in to wrassle for the prize. It's okay, everybody, I'm sure the "Mudcat" knows a few beauty tricks with those mudpacks! Oh wait, it's pudding, not mud! Now yer talkin'! Everybody into the pudding for a good wallow!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Too bad Pig isn't doing this recap.
Who knows more about a good wallow?
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

06/26/2016 12:14.34 PM Report This Comment
Catties putting on Backyard Campout Day 6-25-16
A. Fang delivers a 56/11 as he traipses through "Strawberry Fields" on his way to the campout. Wish we had strawberry fields in OUR backyard! ... Moji(55/10) says "Good Day Sunshine" through a brand new living room window. I think she'll "Follow the Sun" ... J.C. & Mimi(74/11)know all they need to know about catfish already. Such as they are delicious with "Savory Truffles".

Haley(60/6) is taking a "Long & Winding Road" to the camp out, from 60 to 90 in one day ... Persey(61/7) skips the fish but looking forward to sleeping in a "pup" tent! Woof woof! Hahhaaaa! He's helping to save the household some "Money" too, by chasing birds away from the feeder so they don't have to buy more bird seed. Makes cents! ... I'm not sure what the Chipmunks are doing here with Dot(72/9) today, seeing how it's Global Beatles Day, but for those of you who don't care for grilled catfish, how about charred chipmunk?

Okay, heads up for the winners:
1st - Haley, 6. Getting winded on that long & winding road.
2nd - Persey, 7. Just kidding about the 'pup' tent. *snicker*
3rd - Dot, 9. Thanks for the Chipmunks!

We have a tie for loser, with A. Fang & J.C. shooting an awful 11. Looks like Moji gets to sit by her sunny window all be herself and hum "With A Little Help From My Friends".

~~~Pig~~~
And I get to hum "Piggies"!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

06/25/2016 01:32.11 PM Report This Comment
6.24 Fairy Long Drive Day on the Fareway
Or is that Fairyway?
Great end to the work week. Work?? Who does that?
Great grub from Engine (70) who called Possum's Carry out and Delivery. We got 40 XL Sardine Supremes and 30 Catnip Cheese with Chunky Chipmunk pizzas. What a place!! Heinikat on tap too. Whoo-hoo.
LuvBug is still looking for It. But he's negotiating a deal for shaved weather... is that It? Our Angel mallow has 53 and Just the Right Stuff.
GTt Got her 44 Fairies to carry her (golf) balls. Training Fairies Day?
Steve (62) loves rubbing his fairies' bellies until they squeal. Is that a special type of training?
And getting her 71 fairies to bring her drinks at the pool, the mudcat is soaking the mud off at the pool. Tuck has 61 ways of celebrating his dog's day at work. Yea! Keep him there, please?
BeeGee loves getting 54 pizzas and sammies. She can't take the dog to work-- she doesn't have "work." Ah, shucks!
~~ Everycat be kind to your Fairies folks!
Scores:
1st mimi (71) Being served
2nd N-Gin (70) Yum
3rd Steve (62) in his Speed-o!

Comments freely purrvided by PD Budd, non-golfer but fairy lover.

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06/24/2016 04:23.37 PM Report This Comment
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