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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 1 year old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Timmy 8851
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

SUNDAY AND HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits?

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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Late mews bulletin...For Reptile Day.
This was in USA Today an actual human paper Tuesday. Apparently there is a new food available across this country: Tasty Alligator Bites. Looks a wee bit like breaded oven baked chicken in the color photo. I guess I could go on the usatoday.com website for the recipes. Engine might like to include these on the Food Cart?
Of course If we got Ol' toothy to eat enough of those fruitcak Bricks to weigh him down we could catch s=him. Some brave/foolhardy cat would have to jump on his back and tie a rope around his snout... or I saw an impressive ad for Gorilla tape-- that could be strong enough if some other foolhardy/brave cat or two would wind it around the tooy snout...
I dare not mention the next part about how we actually get the gator steaks ready for the grill or oven. Volunteers...
Look in you supermarket freezer section now that it has been announced in the USA Today paper!!
Purrs,
PD Budd

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10/21/2014 03:39.45 PM Report This Comment
Button, button.... 10-21-14
Who has the most buttons? Mom saves every button from every sweater, blouse, shirt, dress, or anything else she ever cuts up for rags. So, I guess SHE has the most buttons. Well, whoop-de-doo.

Luvbug(46) says we should celebrate the mind since we all have one. Speak for yourself! ... Hey Steve(50). Only one of those things on your belly is a button. The rest are nip- Well, never mind ... Sounds like the sleepover at Haley's(46) will be in the basement. The 'spooky' basement ... Mimi(59) is only counting 2 queenly buttons. Guess the rest of the royal garb has zippers!

Tucker(50) and UBB(47) decided to hide out on CC2 and almost missed the recap! They are of 2 minds about liver fruitcake. Tucker says paws up, UBB says we should let the resident reptile have it all. If he is of a mind to.

Engine(39!) is buttoning up the baited boar under bricks and getting ready for some COLD weather with some pawmade parrot catpot pupsicles! ... Timmy(47) is dancing with his feeling-better mom in his 2-button tiger zoot suit! ... Leave it to Bee Gee(47) to worry about Ol' Toothy on Reptile Awareness Day. Don't get too close or you WILL have to push the panic button! ... Mallow the Lately(54) is again threatening us all with liver bricks, er, fruitcake for the holidays. Act upset. Maybe reverse psychology will work. Maybe.

Who's in the long drivers seat today?
1st - Mimi, 59. Definitely not the button queen.
2nd - Mallow, 54. Maybe a L.F.C. for our neighbor?
3rd - Steve, 50. We aren't playing "e-bola"! We're playing "e-golfa"!

Poor Engine, after all her hard work on the grubs, she's banished to the spooky bat cave. It's okay, I hear those bats can be bribed. Bring 'em some of that fruit fly stuff, they'll LOVE you!

~~~~Toby~~~~
Get your liver fruitcake
orders in early - beat
~~~the rush!
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10/21/2014 02:12.10 PM Report This Comment
Mallow the Late is here ....
And what do I arrive just in time for but to hear vicious maligning of my liver fruitcake! That reminds me, it's about time to start this years batch. But just for all that bad-mouthin', I just might not give any to YOU ingrates!

Hey! Stop the cheerin'! I can't hear myself golf!

54 this mornin'! Why, I think that's just about how many liver fruitcakes I'll make this year. -- A. Mallow

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10/21/2014 08:24.53 AM Report This Comment
1 .... 2 .... 3 .....
No, I'm not counting my buttons, I'm just deciding how many pieces of liver fruitcake I'll give Ol' Toothy for Reptile Awareness Day. Hey, reptiles need love, too. Although I'm not sure how loving it is to feed somebody liver fruitcake. As for buttons, I'm ready to push the panic button! Mom says she's thinking about putting us all on a "senior cat" diet! Like we're all old gummers or something! As for my score, a chilly wet 47 this morning.

Bee Gee
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10/21/2014 07:03.18 AM Report This Comment
Yay! Mom is feeling better today
Raining and the sun hasn't come up yet. Mom tired of all the politicians slamming commercials on tv. Anyone else tired of all that. I would just as soon empty our three litterboxes on each one of them. Buttons, I got two buttons on my tiger zoot suit. Liver fruitcake doesn't sound good to me either. Actually I didn't get up to eat breakfast this morning. Mommy left me a lot of dry food so I will eat that. I think its chicken and rice. Got about 47 mph of wind and rain. TIMMY

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10/21/2014 06:34.10 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shackers
The Purr Prowess is sliding in with a pan of Baited Boar under Bricks and a dozen pawmade Parrot Pupsicles dipped in Catnip Chocolate. Forget the liver fruitcake, please.... Here's also a refreshin' 39 and a sprinkle of catpot...Vrrooommmm....

meows and purrs

Engine

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10/21/2014 03:03.35 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
59 degrees. Buttons? Not on this cat! 2 on my cape is all. Pumpkin cheesecake sounds pretty good, why did somefur have to mention Liver Fruitcake and erase that pretty picture? Queen Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi 184008, WindSong Offline, J.C. Offline & Blackstone & Grayson Offline.

10/21/2014 02:49.38 AM Report This Comment
sleepover tonight/games tomorrow
got nasty weather with a big slow moving noreaster through till friday with rain and 50s. got a 47 here this morning and cloudy! haley

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10/21/2014 02:01.02 AM Report This Comment
Tuesday CS
50. Hey! I have buttons on my belly,cute ones at that. You can all count them,and long as you stay in with the 3 feet away rule,and no touching The Steve. You go on and make fun of me,THIS cat will not get Ebola!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

10/21/2014 12:05.45 AM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Steve - It's good to become prepared with protective crash helmets don;t you think? It also doubles for the cart races...... *Hey Timmy good throw from mom's lap with that walnut.* Leaf racking sounds too good to pass up as a Halloween trick.......

Count Your Buttons Day. Sounds like - oh look shiny.......
Apple Day. An apple a day keeps the vet away.
Reptile Awareness Day. 'Nuff said. Toss Ol' Toothy another chicken.
Pumpkin Cheesecake day. Think I'll pass and take some home to Smudge.
Celebration of the Mind. Fine. Go ahead and celebrate your mind. After all we all have one and shouldn't take it for granted.

Low 46.

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10/20/2014 07:47.32 PM Report This Comment
10-20- recap
I see you all did some "improvements" over the weekend, and broke CS2. AND,I see you broke out all the good grub while I was gone.

Luvbug ( 46 ) is still licking his whiskers over the seafood bisque. Want to see-food? That joke never grows old.

Unassuming little ol me scores a 43. I thought i was going crazy, but thats not far to go in this crowd.

Mudcat ( 42 ) performs her Queenly duties with promises of a brandy snifter in every paw, a mouse for every plate.

Ana has a frosty 32. You know whats next, just saying....

Engine ( 40) doesn't disappoint with hamster hoagies in spite of being googless. *gasp* whats this world coming to!

UBB ( 30) yep, i checked it twice with the fancy math he is using, still 30. He comes wearing what every best dressed golfer wears- clothes :)

BG ( 42 ) is counting and herding sheep * yawn* . Almost as fun as cat herding.

Timmy ( 46) has a sickie mom at home with the flu. I don't think eating walnuts will make her feel better, but we're game for most things.

And lastly Mallow ( 57) trying to lure us all into the leaf pile with her. Fat chance. We know what lies beneath.

Winners:

1st : Tie with Ana and UBB WITH 30
2ND: Engine with 40
3rd: Mudcat and BG with 42

Losers: Mallow with 57 with the help of Timmy and Luvbug with 46 will all have leaf pile and cart duty. Watch for Timmy' s (wal)nuts!

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

10/20/2014 12:59.25 PM Report This Comment
Well, oopsie too! 10-19-2014
The dreaded Oopsie! page on CC2 has almost thwarted the intrepid commenter from the swift completion of his snarky rounds. But behold! I have discovered the magic word and the gates have parted before me! (Am I full of it today or what!) Not much to see there, since only Luvbug(46) and Mallow(55) managed to batter down the walls of oppression. The rest of you had to use the old fall-back CC1. Good thing at least ONE golf course was open today!

Ana(50) is right around high this morning *snicker* and Queenly commands did Mimi(56) no good either, as CC2 just stuck its tongue out at her and said Pttthhh! Bee Gee(46) didn't much care for the attitude over there, so she made a few futile paw gestures and crawled back under the covers. Sounds like Timmy(40) is the only one having a good day, what with apple pies being delivered and mom conveniently located in bed for constant cuddling.

I'm not sure what Mallow is yapping about macaws grabbing the Barbie heads out of the air, but Luvbug is there with his toy camera to record the event.

Whew! Wild practice session today! Luvbug, 46 - Ana, 50 - Mimi, 56 - Bee Gee, 46 - Timmy, 40 - Mallow, 55.

Now let's all head on over to Mallow's tureen for some screamin' seafood bisque and a mug of Mellow Macaw dark ale. It's just that kind of day.

~~~~Toby~~~~
These Sundays get
wilder by the week!
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10/19/2014 01:12.39 PM Report This Comment
Evaluation complete? 10-18-14
How did your evaluations go? Any big revelations? Anybody turning over any new leaves? Didn't think so.

Sometimes I worry about you Luvbug(46/10). You can always EAT that catnip cigar you know! Or share it with your sweetest! ... Sandy(63/9) is expecting a visit from Jack Frost soon. Don't give him directions to our place! ... Mimi(62/8) sees nothing in her life that could have been done better. Everything is just great.

UBB(58/13) seems to need a dental appointment to get the tarantula hairs out of his back teeth. Claims to be expecting "S" next week. Better you than us! ... Tucker(48/12) keeps it short and simple today. No shaving, and save him a cupcake.

Will wonders ever cease! Bee Gee(52/7) admits she could have done better - at terrorizing the dog! ... Mallow(55/8) seems content with her life as it was. All except there could have been a little more of it ... Timmy(54/9) chooses his mom as his Sweetest today. He presents her with an extra special chocolate cupcake, without the spider legs this time.

How did we all putt?
1st - Bee Gee, 7. That dog is darn lucky!
2nd - Tie, Mimi & Mallow. This could be a dangerous duo in the cart barn. Neither one has ANY regrets,
3rd - Tie, Sandy & Timmy, 9. Don't let Jack Frost nip mom's nose!

Loser for the day, UBB. This gives you some time alone to floss those spider legs out of your teeth!

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~~
So we evaluated our life today.
What about our other 8 lives?
~

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10/18/2014 03:06.28 PM Report This Comment
10.17 Long Drive Furiday
Starting of with our Food Wagon Queen, Engine (55) Tarantula tidbits? Was that with the lag hair removed? PASS THE CATNIP CIGARS FOR A CLUBHOUSE TREAT/
Talk bout Gaudy Day apparel, it's Queen mimi who wins with a drive of 56. See if you can get JC to get his head out of the CS hole, huh?
With a round 60 we see Haley/Ana out there early. Not so far but ever and always Gaudy our Steve whacks a 50. Hey, let's get a look in your closet, Dude?
Looking for an Ace up his sleeve-- or even a sleeve, Luvbug (46) did not get the message about the LONG drive. Come one over and light up a cigar... compliments of Exit.
UBB arrived (49) dressed in Grumpy--- that's the other side of Gaudy. Grumpy old git, gripes that all week he's hit in the 60' and 70' and now he's having a baaad day.
Sad to disappoint you mallow but after I exercised the "P" in my first name which stands for "Procrastinate" UBB will NOT be on the 2015 cat of the month list. His score is #13/12. Whew!
So, you see mallow (52) ...Just do the math. We will all sit around smoking our catnip and watching you sprinkle the spider hairs on your lasagna. Bee Gee who loves to be Gaudy and avoid all prunes also felt a little weak today with a mere 43. But she did figure out the benefits of procrastinating.
Tuck & Dot showed up with a 53 score. Did you ever wonder if 'tuck 'n dot' might stand for a surgical procedure? Anyway, Tucker helped himself to lasagna and two cigars... are you giving one to your Dot?

Here's the Count:
1st - 60 for Haley/Ana
2nd - 56 Gaudy Queen mimi
3rd - 55 Engine give regards to Exit
To the Barn... BGe (43); LvBg (46)
Purrs to All *coff-coff"
Procrastintor D. Budd

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10/17/2014 04:00.57 PM Report This Comment
10-16 recap
Woo-hoo!!!! World food day. Why, we can start with Albania, and eat thru to Xanadu (which isnt a country, but I'm sure it has food). What the heck, we'll make up some countries along the way. They do at the Olympics- did you ever hear of half those places?? Grab a flag from the 8th hole, and we'll claim the CS as a new land.

Luvbug ( 48 ) generously offers his mom's credit card to purchase world goodies for us ALL. He just doesn't know it yet.

I trudge warily up to putt a 52, fearing all that huggy, love the world crap that is just loaded with germs.

Engine ( 55 ) puts in a surprise early arrival with bearclaw peacock popovers ( im still bumming I missed the roasted peasants ......er...pheasants yesterday) and Hawktoberfest brew. Score! The early cat gets the , um, biggest hangover.

Mudcat ( 59 ) takes an oath to be nice to ferals, as long as they aren't in her yard. I see your toes crossed behind your back.

Tuck and Dot ( 54 ) arrive ready, and I mean READY. They've managed to eat thru 54 countries before sunrise.

Angels (70). Even they cant believe their lucky temp! Mudcat is breathing a sigh of relief her stint in the cart barn will be nixed for today.

BG ( 45 ) comes with conflicting ideas about her leftovers. It's world FOOD day Darn, leftovers are not in any food group.

Mallow ( 52 ) sends her catty off to eat sunscreen and roots while she noms on mouse kabobs. ( note to self, do not volunteer to caddy for Mallow)

Timmy ( 64) claims his mom is feral today. Gosh Timmy, all she did was spill her tea, no need to call her names :)

UBB (64) is slogging and whacking his way to the clubhouse ( its not what it sounds like) in search of more countries to eat.

Winners:Eeks! BG with 45
2nd: Luvbug with 48
3rd: (oh lord, help me) Mallow and me with 52

Losers: Angels with 70 with the help of UBB and Timmy with 64

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

10/16/2014 01:02.37 PM Report This Comment
10/15/14 - Grouchy Pheasants with Dirty Hands Day?
What a lot of celebrating lies before us! Luvbug arrives listing ALL the possible festivities to choose from and bringing a 48 (=12) besides. Was there any question which one Steve would choose? Hand Washing Day of course! Why he even made a cake for us with lots of icing sugar roses! And then he washed his hands for 56 (=11) minutes. Queen Mimi chooses Roast Pheasant Day and awaits the Royal serving staff to bring her 75 (=12) lovely pheasants.

UBB! UBB! Because it was Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday we have for this week only a shared garbage day! UBB is too hot to get excited even about that, and with a 69 (=15) goes off in search of the elusive a/c. Haley whooshes in and out with a 65 (=11) and Engine brings us a 67 (=13) and some candied centipedes.

Tucker and the family are taking some time off to give purr therapy to their beloved doggie Shadow, and we are sending purrs with them. Tucker brings us a 55 (=10). Bee Gee marks down a 51 (=6) and ponders the mysteries of the universe as to why golf has ball washers but no hand washers. I purrsonally must go on record as being appalled at the very thought of public ball-washing. What kind of place is this anyway?

Timmy brings a 71 (=8) and heads home to do purr therapy duty for his wet, tired, chemo’d Mom, and last but not least Mallow arrives with 50 (=5) peasants to roast for Her Highness. However when the “h” in the word is pointed out, Mallow releases her cargo and decides to join Bee Gee in celebrating Grouch Day instead. Was there ever any doubt?

So it stacks up like this:
1st – A. Mallow with 5
2nd – Bee Gee with 6, grouchiness pays off today!
3rd – Timmy with an 8

To the cart barn goes UBB with that 15 and his purrsonal fan. I mean, the kind that goes around in circles to keep one cool. Though we could program it to ask for his pawtograph, too.

Respectfully submitted once again by your
Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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10/15/2014 02:20.35 PM Report This Comment
Chocolate covered ice cream 10-14-14
Maybe even chocolate covered cherries. But insects? No, thank you! We prefer our bugs au natural around here. Still moving, whenever possible. Luvbug(48) is facing his fears by tossing his hairless hat in the air. Could be the start of a new tradition! ... I think we should strand Steve(63) on a desert island with a dessert of chocolate covered stink bugs! ... Wow! Ana B.(60) has really improved her score, and just in time for long drive day!

Mimi(70) is in the mood for grasshoppers today. The hoppy kind or the boozy kind? Keep your pelt on, no one will ruin your bugs with chocolate! ... Engine(64) is buzzing in with a batch of tasty treats and none of them have the slightest resemblance to chocolate covered bugs ... UBB(62) is content to nom mashed mice today. Hold the bugs for GTt ... Tucker(65) is less than impressed with the chocolate bugs, but breathes a sigh of relief to hear this is Cheese Month. Chocolate covered cheese?

I don't think I want to go trick-or-treating in Timmy's(69) neighborhood. Cannons, fireworks, and vampires. Lively place, huh? ... Bee Gee(57) says keep that chocolate away from her bugs! Something about yogurt and meatballs, too. Ick ... Mallow(50) is chowing down on mashed mice and NO chocolate gravy! She's getting ready to fall out her window. Oh, it LOOKS like fall outside her window. Got it.

Chocolate-free long drives"
1st - Mimi, 70. The Claw of Doom? Scary...
2nd - Timmy, 69. In the OLD B/W vampire movies they used chocolate syrup for blood. YUM!
3rd - Tucker, 65. Vintage squirrel schnapps is excellent with cheese!

Bat cave duty is in the capable paws of Luvbug today. Watch out for the hairy spiders in there! Just kidding!

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
BG would never let anyone lay a paw
~on her little furry spider pals!
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

10/14/2014 01:28.37 PM Report This Comment
10-13 recap
In 1400 and ninety two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He was all out lost, but it was blue! BG must have been navigating for him. Its Columbus Day! I know, no excitement there, is there. Its not like you get a Columbus Day gift. Its also.....skeptics day (us???? ), and pet peeve day. I can see this going south already.

Luvbug ( 50 ) is putting it all out there. He's wowing us in English ( I think) while petting HR's peeve and being skeptical about it. I'm tired just thinking about it.

I score 56. BIG improvement over the ugly 30's of last week. Anyone want to volunteer to check my thermometer? Anyone????

Angels (34) are busy drumming up business for the games this week

Q. Mudcat ( 67 ) is speaking in cat tongue today. Now that you mention tongues.....why ya running from my thermometer?

Engine (55) is still celebrating Octoberfest ( we COULD just celebrate it all year long) with possum pilsner and fruit fly pies. Wish I could have been a fly on the wall ( not a fruit fly) watching you catch them.

Tuck and Dot ( 56) have a LOT of pet peeves,56 of them to be exact. Couldn't ya think some more for an even 60?? I'll share some of mine.

UBB ( 51 ) is busy being our official CS interpreter with his English to cat dictionary. I find paw signals very useful, its the universal language.

BG ( 43 ) being her queen of mean self today I see. Her and her pet bat, Peeve ( thats rhymes with Steve) dive bomb the course. At least "I"can find pencils and little license plates with MY name on them. Don't be a hater.

Timmy ( 61 ) where the heck do you live! Cannons and fireworks? Is there a pawty you've been holding out on us?

And.....Mallow ( 52 ) comes prepared with her list of pet peeves. You can all breathe easy, don't see any of our names.

Winners:
1st Angels with 34
2nd: BG with 43
3rd: Luvbug with 50

The ones who are not winners, and heading to the ol cart barn are.......Mudcat with 67 and Timmy with 61. No fair starting the fireworks without us!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

10/13/2014 01:04.38 PM Report This Comment
We all need the practice 10-12-14
Or I should say, YOU all need the practice! Getting our of shape sitting in the clubhouse by the fire sipping Cat Daniels toddies!

Luvbug(50) is pressing his 4-leaf clover in his golf manual. Excellent! Considering everyone's game could use some more luck ... The froggy Angels(37) arrive early today. Oh wait, that's "foggy". Sorry ... Mimi(61) makes mincemouse out of Mickey with her royal scepter! ... Tucker & Dot(31) are screaming "All right! Everything's white!" *ahem* I HOPE you aren't referring to snow? Yikes!

Bee Gee(46) settles down with some piping hot squirrel gumbo while she waits to find out if the world will beat a path to her door. If it does, boy, is it in for a surprise! ... Mallow(52) makes minced mouse gumbo from the victims of Mimi's Scepter of Wrath, then tees off with a slightly green Barbie head. Found them in the grass? Wonder how THAT happened? ... Timmy(45) and family are nearly cannon fodder at St. Anthony's Festival. Maybe that festival needs a new signal, something safer. How about, oh, say, a church bell!! ... And finally, welcome back (again) to the Budds, who have borrowed a few Barbie heads from Mallow, and UBB(31) is hoping they will be able to remember the way to CC2 from now on. *snicker*

Lots of great, and not-so-great, practice scores: Luvbug, 50 - Angels, 37 - Mimi, 61 - Tucker, 31 - Bee Gee, 46 - Mallow, 52 - Timmy, 45 - UBB, 31.

Now, if we were keeping score, which we aren't, Tuck & UBB would be buying the house a round, and Mallow would be flitting around in the Bat Cave. Pretty darn good scores today. Maybe it's the mouse ball squirrel gumbo. We should make that a permanent item in the clubhouse!

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~~~
If the whole world beat a path to your door
and everyone gave you a penny, how much would you have?
I don't know, but I think it might be worth it!
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10/12/2014 01:15.38 PM Report This Comment
Just putting around 10-11-14
Looks like a few more of you found your way back to the haunted links of CC. Just in time to cry at my party.

Luvbug(46/10) thinks he has the secret to keeping CC working this time - his lucky 4-leaf clover. Did you find that on one of the greens? ... Screamin' Mimi(66/12) is letting us know what it sounds like around her place if her breakfast is late. Remind me never to stop by too early .... It's Tucker's(39/12) turn to have frosty balls. GOLF balls! Get our minds out of the gutter, for cryin' out loud! ... Bee Gee(56/11) is planning a party in the food truck. Nice location!

Timmy(49/13) is so happy he's not crying the lonely boy blues any more. Yes, CC WAS a bit quiet there for awhile. I guess we're ALL coming out, from hiding ... Mallow(52/7) is gathering lady fingers for a Girl Party. Are you sure the girls won't scream when they see your choice of appetizer? ... Sandy(47/11) arrives under an umbrella, all the better to keep the snacks dry.

How did we do at the putting party?
1st - Mallow, 7. Don't slam your lady fingers in the food truck door!
2nd - Luvbug, 10. We sure hope you didn't jinx CC. We can't take another "vacation" right away.
3rd - Tie, Bee Gee & Sandy, 11. Facing her Fears of Toot Uncommon. Glad he skipped the party!

Into the Bat Cave goes Timmy with his lucky 13. Don't worry, it's only the Bat Cave til Halloween.

~~~~~~Toby~~~~~~
I don't mind celebrating Girl Day.
Some days I just feel pretty.
Know what I mean? Steve?
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10/11/2014 02:09.33 PM Report This Comment
Last minute, late night recap 10-10-14
Looks like PD Budd might have got caught in a traffic jam, so I'll just step up to the plate and throw a touch down! Don't you love mixed metaphors! Like mixed doubles, only wordier. Heh heh....

Aw, Luvbug(48) is such a kittytarian, giving food and water to poor homeless kitties. If there are any homeless near the clubhouse, they are certainly welcome to come in for a snack ... Don't look! It's Steve(40) and his "murse". Man purse? You made that up! ... Mimi(64) arrives with her royal butt protector in tow. That would be J.C. Bet you weren't expecting THAT when you signed up for the job, huh J.C.? ... Frosty UBB(39) cha cha's onto the course for a little salsa golf. Ole!

Tucker(45) gives Dot a mighty butt kick and she bounces onto the links with a shiny mew patent leather clutch for Steve to admire himself in. Please don't encourage him ... Bee Gee(40) is getting her kicks in the conga line, trying to choose from the egg menu. I got it, how about egg nog! ... Timmy(53) hasn't missed a beat since CC crashed. He's still out in the yard up to his asteroids in fall leaves ... Miss Mallow the Mouth(46) is getting ready to spread the word. The password is "crash". And she's feeling optimistic ... And who is bringing up the rear today but record-tying Sandy(35), inviting us all to a last minute catch-up sleep over!

Long drives are not so long today:
1st - Mimi, 64. A little nog heavy are we?
2nd - Timmy, 53. Yes, Timmy, first time for all of us, too!
3rd - Luvbug, 48. Aiming for your padded rear.

And the lucky loser today is *drum roll* UBB, 39! Well, THAT explains why PD didn't show up. Their keyboard is frozen.

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Welcome to the grand
re-opening of CC! Ha!
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10/10/2014 07:33.40 PM Report This Comment
Recap 10-2-2014
Wasn't yesterday fun! I learned a whole bunch of new swear words after the CC haunting. Funny, Mallow looks SO smug today........did you happen to have something to do with it???

Luvbug ( 50 ) - he's got it ALL going on today, from scallops to bats, of the BG kind. Mallow, OUR guardian angel? We are in a LOT of trouble now.

I score a 46 ( cold temps should be illegal) . I'm thinking I need a label maker to name EVERYTHING Steve.

The Angels (62) show up to inspect the CC maintenance.

Queenie Mudcat ( has a nice ring to it) whacks a 62 into the beer-filled moat, which we dont have yet, but we really should. Hint, hint.

Tuck and Dot (49) roll in thru the fog in the scary Pancakinator. I don't know whether to eat it, or ride on it.

Engine ( 63) adds a little demo derby to the mix. Face-off.....the Pancakinator VS the Lizard Limo. Try a little of the Velcronite in the tank. Hasn't killed us, yet.

UBB ( 54) . Oh, some folks will do ANYTHING for a freebie drink, pulling the black cat month card.

Timmy ( 56 ). Oooh Timmy! Its hip to be flat! Pancakes are on the Timmer today.

BG ( 44) The Bully Cart? I vote for the Batmobile :) BG and her merry little band of cuddly bats are cruising the course at warp speeds.

Mallow ( 45) arrives in her Monster Mallow Mobile, thriling us with her typical day of police, and homicide. What! Someone has been having more fun than us, bummer.

Winners:
1st : BG 44
2ND: Mallow 45
3rd: Me!! 46

Losers: (such a harsh word) Engine 63 with Mudcat and the Angels (sounds like a rock group) with 62.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

10/02/2014 03:59.54 PM Report This Comment
10/1/14 - The links are h-h-h-HAUNTED!!
Oh, strange and spooky things are afoot today, and of course it just HAD to be my day to brave the Error Messages, Meow Kitties and the bouncing ever-changing COTD’s to bring you today’s summary. YAY! After seeing Whiskers WAY too many times, Sebastien is finally COTD on the Shack and that means the blogs from today have reappeared. Quick, before they hide again!

Luvbug tells us this is Emotional Wellness Month. Well, that explains it, they’re testing us! He also brings us a 50 (=5). Steve saunters up, trying to look inconspicuous in his lace wrap. Not working, Steve. Now maybe if you share those 50 (=5) homemade cookies with us …. Engine hears those cool scores and comes to warm us up with Songbird Scrabble with Beetle Biscuits. Yum! And a 58 (=13) for her.

UBB is celebrating Older Puddycats day with a 58 (=13) while Queen Mimi tells us that HER pet Older Person looks like a Frankensteins Fright. Oh pawdon me, I think she means her O.P. DRANK some. 63 (=9) gallons of it, to be exact. Tucker says HIS O.P. is in a mood. I thought she was in a house. Anyway, whatever she’s in Tucker escapes it to bring us a 49 (=13)

Timmy’s O.P. is named Arthur Itus and he’s got a 60 (=6) for us today, while BeeGee brings a 46 (=10) and tries to get up the nerve to ask her Mom to make with the oven for Homemade Cookies Day. A. Mallow offers a 52 (=7) and her share of the Frankensteins Fright to soften up BG’s O.P. Confused by alphabet soup yet?

And the Results du Jour are:
1st – Early birds Luvbug and Steve, tied with 5
2nd – Timmy with a 6
3rd – Mallow with a 7

To the cart barn goes our Older Purrson UBB, and so he doesn’t forget where he’s going and what he’s doing when he gets there, Engine and Tucker have also kindly gotten the abysmal score of 13 so that they can keep UBB company. Everyone all together .. AWWWWW!!

I think in honour of the occasion we should have a new tradition. Newly crowned Royals buy the drinks. Just a thought from your Guest Common (refrigerated) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Carman #188523 daily in Oct!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Happy Fall!, Mojo Blackbear ~ BOO!!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Mallowe'en's comin'!, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥ & Evie ♥ Angel Shai.

10/01/2014 02:24.59 PM Report This Comment
10/1/14 - The links are h-h-h-HAUNTED!!
Oh, strange and spooky things are afoot today, and of course it just HAD to be my day to brave the Error Messages, Meow Kitties and the bouncing ever-changing COTD’s to bring you today’s summary. YAY! After seeing Whiskers WAY too many times, Sebastien is finally COTD on the Shack and that means the blogs from today have reappeared. Quick, before they hide again!

Luvbug tells us this is Emotional Wellness Month. Well, that explains it, they’re testing us! He also brings us a 50 (=5). Steve saunters up, trying to look inconspicuous in his lace wrap. Not working, Steve. Now maybe if you share those 50 (=5) homemade cookies with us …. Engine hears those cool scores and comes to warm us up with Songbird Scrabble with Beetle Biscuits. Yum! And a 58 (=13) for her.

UBB is celebrating Older Puddycats day with a 58 (=13) while Queen Mimi tells us that HER pet Older Person looks like a Frankensteins Fright. Oh pawdon me, I think she means her O.P. DRANK some. 63 (=9) gallons of it, to be exact. Tucker says HIS O.P. is in a mood. I thought she was in a house. Anyway, whatever she’s in Tucker escapes it to bring us a 49 (=13)

Timmy’s O.P. is named Arthur Itus and he’s got a 60 (=6) for us today, while BeeGee brings a 46 (=10) and tries to get up the nerve to ask her Mom to make with the oven for Homemade Cookies Day. A. Mallow offers a 52 (=7) and her share of the Frankensteins Fright to soften up BG’s O.P. Confused by alphabet soup yet?

And the Results du Jour are:
1st – Early birds Luvbug and Steve, tied with 5
2nd – Timmy with a 6
3rd – Mallow with a 7

To the cart barn goes our Older Purrson UBB, and so he doesn’t forget where he’s going and what he’s doing when he gets there, Engine and Tucker have also kindly gotten the abysmal score of 13 so that they can keep UBB company. Everyone all together .. AWWWWW!!

I think in honour of the occasion we should have a new tradition. Newly crowned Royals buy the drinks. Just a thought from your Guest Common (refrigerated) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Carman #188523 daily in Oct!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Happy Fall!, Mojo Blackbear ~ BOO!!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Mallowe'en's comin'!, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥ & Evie ♥ Angel Shai.

10/01/2014 02:13.17 PM Report This Comment
Ask a Stupid Question Day 9-30-2014
Did you all stay up late last night thinking up your question for Ask Mr. Answer Cat? I think Luvbug(48) has cornered the market on the stupid question topic. "Why" May not always be stupid, but it is always annoying! ... Steve(55) wonders if Mimi has been conked my her crown yet ... Haley(62) has no questions, just clouds ... Oh wait! Mimi(63) has a GREAT question: "Why is CC2 down for maintenance?" See Mallow, she may know something about that.

Oh Engine(62), I think your mom might win the prize for Stupid Question today. Add veggies to a cat's diet? What kind of madness is this? ... Tucker(48) wonders if he can sneak in and grab some mulled cider and still make it to the coronation in good shape. You need to ASK? ... UBB(55) is full of questions about Steve's pie making prowess, er, cleanliness.

Bee Gee(48) wants to know how Mallow broke CC2? Yeah, Bee Gee and Mimi both want to know! ... I think Timmy(63) may have topped us all for the Stupid Question Award! He wonders if we're taking Ol' Toothy with us to the coronation. You might want to run that by Mimi ... Mallow(52) was just wondering when it would be convenient for her to rule the world! Anybody?

Long drive scores look like this:
1st - Tie, Mimi & Timmy, 63. Timmy wants to ask you a stupid question about Ol' Toothy!
2nd - Tie, Haley & Engine, 62. Veggies anyone?
3rd - UBB, 55. Helping Steve remove the purple stains.

Cart barn duty goes to the team of Bee Gee and Tucker. Hurry and plug those babies in, we don't want to be late for the crowning!

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
So - who made the salad?
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09/30/2014 01:03.57 PM Report This Comment
9-29 recap
Slurp. Its coffee day,doing its job as the stimulant we all know and love. I brought the Steve special thermoses-it keeps hot things cold,and cold things hot.Get your cup and get the brain awake,and the paws twitching,should make for an interesting game.

Luvbug (54) is doing his part,having a heart with World Heart day,encouraging regular check ups. Did I tell you I have a medical degree??? Thats right,Mallow wrote it out on a bar napkin,the doctor is "in".

I'm (56) busy making blackberry pie. Its not the blackberries that's poison,its my cooking that lethal!

Mudcat (63) soon to be Queen is plotting to run folks off cliffs with her cart. Score! I KNEW this reign would prove interesting.

Angels (60) are bringing us the cool temps back,NO re-gifts.

Engine (64) is back in the nick of time with goodie grub in *gulp* reduced portions??? Did I read that right???

UBB (57) enjoying the Indians of summer,NOT of the Cleveland variety. I know,I'm trying to forget their season also.

Tuck and Dot (51) going for the big one today-espresso and hooch! for that amped up mellow feeling.

BG (59) queen of compassion and understanding (it almost killed me to type that) is empathizing with her mom. yeah,thats it....empathy,cause you are NEVER grumpy,much.

Mallow the Great (50) being somewhat philosophical this morning ,are you??? Must have had the hooch laced espresso also.

Timmy (72) states he lost his mind,well,you've come to the right place!!

Winners:
1st: Luvbug 45
2nd: Mallow 50
3rd: Tuck 51

And....the losers:
Timmy 72 and helping him is the lovely(and soon to be a mere sliver of a feline) Engine 64

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/29/2014 01:27.14 PM Report This Comment
Fish Tank Floor Show? 9-28-14
Who thinks UP this stuff?? If they don't start coming up with better holidays we may have to invent our own (although on Rocky's Reading Room, there IS a Cat Holiday Calendar).

Sounds like Luvbug(45) might have some experience with "good" neighbor problems. We'll trade you ours for yours! No? Okay, bottoms up! ... Seems to be a shortage of good neighbors today. Mimi(59) can't seem to round one up either. She skips the fish tank floor and heads straight to the Drink A Beer Bar ... Those Angels(58) always seem to be in a fog!

Dot helps Tucker(46) drag in a bucket of Barbie heads, then heads off to the Drink A Beer Bar, too ... Oh, that sneaky Bee Gee(55) tricks Tina Tuna into coming to the smorgasbord. Hope you explained the "broiler ride" to her! *snicker* ... Timmy(66) says "No" to another kitty in the family. Lots going on over there: raking, reunioning, fat cat feeding. Whew! I'm tired just thinking about it! ... And Mallow(50) successfully picks the locks on the gates of CC2. Hooray! Where there's a will there's a way. Except for that mermaid thing in the shower. I think I'll pass. No, I KNOW I'll pass!

So, the Sunday Barbie head smorgasbord luncheon special practice session looks like this: Luvbug, 45 - Mimi, 59 - Angels, 58 - Tucker, 46 - Bee Gee, 55 - Timmy, 66 - Mallow, 50.

The smorgasbord looks tempting, but it's only Drink Beer Day once a year, so....

~~~~Toby~~~~
Never waste a good
~Drink Beer Day!
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09/28/2014 01:30.41 PM Report This Comment
Pot luck day at the links! 9-27-2014
Looks like nobody brought any fish. Thank goodness for Fish Amnesia Day. Er, Amnesty. Luvbug(48/12), let me tell you, pot luck or not, a lace table cloth wouldn't stand a chance around here! ... The Angels(48/12) are looking forward to Indian summer. Still too early for that one methinks ... Mimi(69/15) brightens the table with rat roast and Back 40 rack of rabbit. A "few" cases of Ol' Rat Breath? Now THAT'S the way to throw a pot luck!

Tucker(48/12) delivers chippie kabobs and baked Alaska ala Mouse. Next time we want Mousse ala Mouse! ... Bee Gee(46/10) roller skates to the table with a big bowl of goldfish crackers and a mess of muskrat roll-ups. Almost time to exchange the rollers for ice skates ... Aw, Mallow(55/10) is still 86'd (or 503'd?) from the "other" CS. Did you make the gate keeper mad? She wanders in the fog while Mojo seems to have not a care in the world ... And Timmy(68/14) phones in his score from the hometown course, staying near the homestead to assist in the raking of the leaves and the watching of the stray-cat feeding.

Wow, a whole bunch of tie scores today! Looks like we could use some putting practice at the shack!
1st - Tie, Bee Gee & Mallow, 10. Maybe you two could combine forces for some ice fog! Yikes! Just kidding!
2nd - Tie, Luvbug, Angels, and Tucker, 12. Lacy Indian summer baked Alaska.
3rd - Timmy, 14. Think your family might be growing by one kitty soon? :-)

And Mimi lands in the cart barn all alone, poor queen-to-be! Make sure we're all charged up, I'm feeling like a cart race after a few Ol' Rats Breaths! I'm even thinking Stunt Day. We need to work on that. Any ideas?

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Feisty old guy, ain't I?
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09/27/2014 02:26.02 PM Report This Comment
9.26 Last Long Drive of the month!
Hey Shackers! Here we are in the midst of Indian Summer. Has anycat actually seen any Indians so far? Purrhaps we can devote a golf day to that, LVB?
On to the excitement of the Furiday Long Drive Day...
It’s all Pancake and Love Notes today. Our very own LvBg sends all of us a love note along with his 50 drive. Aw, Thanks, we love you, too, you fluffy black bug
Mimi wrote a love note to herself then she and JC scored 64 before heading over to the clubhouse for their stacks of pancakes.
This future Queen gig may be going to her head... only a few days left and we can take over at the castle!!
Ana is busy with her summer play camp for stray cats but still reports a healthy 55. Whereas, Steve complains of the cold with, his 48 and that germy apple bobbing water. Can’t quite get himself clean enough for sprit of the season.
Speaking of Spirits, here come our own Angel Mallow who matches Ana’s 55 even though they are across the entire golf course from each other. Her love note today STINKS. Thank you old dark one.
Bee Gee gets everyone else excited about the Pancakes here today... she want her maple syrup HOT on her pile of cakes. And reports a 51 score. Timmy from the other side of the fairway whacks a matching 51pancakes. He’s still worries about that begging cat outside his door at night. Is it at home during the day??
Tucker & Dot take all the overcooked pancakes and play Frisbee for a score of 49. UBB misses N-Gin today with her food cart and weird toppings for the pancakes, so he brought 50 live mice. Mudcat Mimi gave them to me on my recent COTD. They have been breeding happily in the back of the hall closet. *Sssh! It’s a secret.*
There we have it *burp*-- now for the prizes:
1st place—(nearly) queen Mimi with JC (64)-you buy 1st round
2nd place – tie Ana & A. Mallow (55)-- You buy the 2nd round
3rd place – tie Bee Gee & Timmy (51) get the 3rd round. It’s yours
Resident of the cart barn—Clean Steve (48)

Formerly submitted by PD Budd, a pancake lover always.
.........................))))~~~((((. .....................

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09/26/2014 04:28.51 PM Report This Comment
9-25 recap
Psychotherapy day? Forget it, it would take this group a month. We'd never get done get done by Closing Time (Semisonic) , so were rocking the one hit wonders today, going down memory lane. And.........This is How We Do It ( Montell Jordan) at the CS.

Luvbug ( 54) is in foggy town, not to be confused with Funky Town (Lipps Inc), which is much more fun. Is Funky Town on the GPS BG??

I have a 51, and I Know There's Something Going On (Frida). You all are just keeping it a secret.

In The Meantime (Space Hog), Ana has a 58, and No Rain ( Blind Melon)

Tuck& Dot ( 54) Have a Pair of Rollerskates (Melanie Safka), who stole the key! Will a nail file do?

Mudcat (62) is doing cute cat tricks to entertain her Maniac (Michael Sembello) mom.

Timmy (59) is hauling a bag-o-leaves for mom while she feeds the neighborhood stray Popsicles and Icicles (The Murmaids)

UBB (52) is feeling the Blue (Eiffel 65) syndrome, being pushed off the computer by Russian Blue PD.

BG (60) Chicka Chicka Boom Booms (Bill Martin) in with her math stories and chili. Classical Gas (Mason Wiliams) soon to follow.

Mallow (55) our Spirit in the Sky ( Norman Greenbaum) is trying to purposely make our heads explode, while she Busts a Move ( Young MC) to sink her putt.

Winner
1st: ME, ME, ME with 51
2nd: UBB 52
3rd: Tuck and Luvbug 54

Losers: Mudcat 62 with BG 60.Take Your Time,Do It Right(The SOS band)

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/25/2014 01:13.16 PM Report This Comment
9/24/14 - I think we ALL have the Fall Blahs
Already! And it’s only been fall for two days. I think that just might be a new record as the golfers start to arrive.

Luvbug has 52 (=7) and is in a fog today. Steve also brings a 52 (=7) and he even grouches about it being Bluebird of Happiness Day! But even worse, Mimi wants to actually (gasp) SAUTE the Bluebird of Happiness! She brings us a 62 (=8)

Engine has 57 (=12) servings of Bacon Wrapped Beetles and wonders why her elderly furbro doesn’t gobble them down. Hmmm …Tucker asks Engine for 44 (=8) scoopfuls of Starfish Scampi and UBB is also in a fog, he marks down a 48 (=12) and requests Cherries Jubilee, hold the cherries!

Bee Gee has gone 63 (=9) kinds of crazy from the new moon, it would appear and meanwhile Timmy racks up a 57 (=12) and joins the army of kitties whining for summer to come back. Did I mention it’s only been gone for TWO days?! Sandy has a 47 (=11) and A. Mallow brings up the reat with 63 (=9), coincidentally the number of voodoo dolls she intends to bury under the new moon.

What’s all this about a new moon? It looks like the same one we’ve always had to me! Oh yeah (ahem), the scores:

1st – Luvbug and Steve, first to arrive and both with 7
2nd – Mimi & Tucker with 8
3rd – that unholy pairing of BeeGee and Mallow, burying 9 bluebirds of happiness under the new moon.

The cart barn crew today is Engine, UBB and Timmy, and I think they’re taking some of that non-cherry Jubilee with them.

I know what will cheer us all up … cart races! Sandy gets to hold the checkered flag, kitties start your engines.
Your guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook~Vote Carman #188523 daily in Oct!, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ Happy Fall!, Mojo Blackbear ~ BOO!!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Mallowe'en's comin'!, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥ & Evie ♥ Angel Shai.

09/24/2014 01:14.23 PM Report This Comment
Chocolate Day! 9-23-14
How often does THAT happen? Seems like once a month! Steve, you know anything about the scheduling of Chocolate Days? Don't give me that blank stare.

Luvbug(50) challenges all comers to a rousing game of checkers golf, with or without tiny clubs. Sounds interesting ... Steve(66) focuses all his energy on growing out his winter fur. So, considering the energy output involved, he MIGHT have baby fuzz by November ... Ana(40) has made the scientific determination that TODAY is the first day of fall ... Mimi(62) reports her mom has the sickies. Thank goodness it's not the "stickies" as earlier reported by Bee Gee! ... UBB(41) says the "restless one" GTt gets relief by being let out the door in the morning. Maybe Luvbug could suggest that to his Gma? I'm picturing that.

Our resident "doggie defender" Tucker(36) seems to be all a-chatter and in need of a quick Cat Daniels ... Oh Timmy(46), good point. I hope that RLS isn't catching! Imagine us all out on the links trying to tee up while our legs are heading in different directions! (Anybody remember Acme Earthquake Pills on Road Runner?) ... Bee Gee(63) is celebrating the "stickies" - sticky temps, and sticky chocolate. Blame Steve, who else? ... Mallow(57) has decided to take her free car to the innergizer and get her fur fluffed and folded while she waits. They toss in a halo shine for free!

And the votes are in:
1st - Steve, 66. Steve? Huh.
2nd - Bee Gee, 63. Sticky fingers.
3rd - Mimi, 62. Mom can have your chocolate, it helps the sickies!

Cart barn honors go to Tucker and his dog. I think she'll be a great help out there. Doing what I'm not sure. But then, with dogs, no one is ever sure.

~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Our dogs are definitely no help. Ever.
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

09/23/2014 12:43.17 PM Report This Comment
9-22 recap
We are fam-I-ly
I got all my peeps with me
We are fam-I-ly
Get up everybody and golf!
It's family day. Oh yes, and appreciate your elephant (doesn't everyone have one) and the first day of Autumn.

Luvbug ( 54 ) joining in the love of family in a miniature golf way. Do we get to use tiny clubs too?

I'm next with 51, getting in the orange Autumn mood. Bring. It. On.

Sandy(63) confusing autumn with summer since her temps decided to go up.

Mudcat ( 72) doing the miniature theme by arriving by elephant. She brought ice cream cones for the crowds. Cant wait to see who gets clean up after a lactose intolerant elephant.

Engine ( 63) just put the cold curse on us with her winterization of the Rodent Rocket ( is THAT what that was, I thought winterization was a new kind of brew)

UBB (50) who slept thru summer straight to autumn, is celebrating family day in the worst way- a car wash. Remind me not to come to your family reunions.

Tuck and Dot ( 51) *gasp* they NEVER want to have a beautiful orange glow? I get it....your waiting til exactly 10:29pm to surprise me.

Timmy ( 50) stole his moms diary for story time later.

BG ( 60) has lost her Inka Dinka Doo with all the heat ( funny, my yabba dabba doo is gone too) . Not sure we should find it, sounds lethal.

Mallow ( 61) has spoken! She SAID its fall, therefore, it is. Can't argue with a girl wearing beer can pop top chain mail.

Winners:
1st: tie UBB and Timmy 50
2nd: Tuck and me 51
3rd: Luvbug 54

Losers, and elephant cleanup is Mudcat 72 with Sandy 63

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/22/2014 01:18.40 PM Report This Comment
Practice Your Gratitude Day! 9-21-14
A nice quiet day on the miniature golf course. You might want to watch your step though, since Bee Gee has Soupy doing the catty honors today. That duck isn't house broken yet!

Luvbug(50) is grateful for friends and family ... Haley(50) is grateful for sleepovers ... Mimi(71) is grateful for all the sacrifices those farm animals make ... Um, sounds like Tucker(66) is grateful for liver fruitcake. That can't be right. Maybe the horse stepped on him ... Timmy(70) is grateful for open windows. He brought some tomatoes for Ol' Toothy. Isn't that nice?

Bee Gee(53) is grateful for fast golf carts and ducky little catties .... Mallow(57) is grateful for biker farm chicks and Barbie heads! ... UBB(71) is grateful for super sharp golf clubs. You know, those just might come in handy if Ol' Toothy starts getting too frisky!

Our practice of gratitude looks like this: Luvbug, 50 - Haley, 50 - Mimi, 71 - Tucker, 66 - Timmy, 70 - Bee Gee, 53 - Mallow, 57 - UBB, 71.

Now everyone, let's all sing Old McDonald and let those farm animals know how much we appreciate them!

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~
My favorite farm animal is
Babe! I love that little pig!
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09/21/2014 12:54.06 PM Report This Comment
Big Whoppers on the links! 9-20-14
As in lies, folks, not burgers. Cheeseburger day was last week. Although a few burgers would go nicely with that punch.

Luvbug(48/12) sounds like he got a head start on us with the punch, he's full of gibberish today! ... Mimi(66/12) is laying it on thick with the whoppers, like the one about her being perfectly obedient! ... Could this be a whopper? The angels claim a run of five 40s(4) in a row! Hmm ... I think Timmy's(65/13) mom is telling the whopper today, the one about the talking cat. Unless it was all gibberish.

It sounds like Bee Gee(53/8) really cooked up a big whopper this morning, but if it involves a large punch bowl and plenty of Old Alley Cat, let's hope she's on the level ... And Mallow(54/9) comes humming along ready to bob for those apples in the punch bowl. Be careful Ogopiggo doesn't beat you to them with his snorkel!

Short order of big whoppers today.
1st - Ana's Angels, 4. Really, with runs like that, who could beat 'em?
2nd - Bee Gee, 8. Out of the hazard safely with Ogopiggo and Old Alley cat!
3rd - Mallow, 9 apples and still bobbing.

Uh oh, sorry to break the news. Timmy, looks like you'll be spending some whopper time in the cart barn today. Maybe we can find a left-over pirate polly to keep you company!

All others, to the clubhouse to try your chops at bobbing for apples. (Don't worry, it's really just an excuse to snarf down gallons of Old Alley Cat!

~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Almost no gibberish
~~in this recap!
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09/20/2014 03:11.44 PM Report This Comment
9.19.14 ~~ Pirates Take Over Long Drive Day
A-hoy, ye buckies or buddies...
[Please note: no cat selected the butterscotch pudding— food fight in the parking lot after the game!]

We start today with 2 tied miserable scores of 48. Tuck, who was not late on board yet claimed that he was. And, of course, it was his mom’s fault. He walks the plank for fibbing with a short drive. And Luvbug hit a poor 48 also and so he can join him on the plank. You pirates have to stick together. Swords out pirates and over they go!!
Fine start to Pirate Day, hey?
We’ll get the other low scores over right now. Steve, wearing his famous black eye patch scores 46. Purrhaps you should lose the patch, Dude? There’s the plank. Take Ana (40) with you. Splash!
The big brrr goes to UBB and his squawking parrot with 37. Fresh parrot is NOT on the menu today. Just in case BG gets any ideas, Polly flies off into the trees to watch Ole’ Toothy in his little lake. Call Captain Hook anyone?

UBB will be in the barn drying out all the wet carts that couldn’t float. No problem, Bee Gee with that 58. You may like the menu from Engine; she’s hit hot (fat) number of 63. Brought us a pot of Balsamic Bear stew and Scalloped Squirrels. No need to kill the parrot. Not sure about that keg of ‘drink’ you stowed aboard, N-Gin...
Give Timmy 53) a helping paw aboard. His mom warned him about drinking the Capt’n morgan. Really? It’s safer than whatever is sloshing in that keg.
~~ And now make way for our future Queen and Cat of October, mimi, with the winning score of 64. Take your place at the head of the food line, where you can start the song. Does is go?...”A hundred bottles of beer...”
Our own real Angel mallow flies over in her flashy role as the Sea Hag Road Warrior and whacks a decent 59. She keeps shouting “scurvy barnacles.” Jeesh! Or as Timmy would say, “Arrgghh!”

Ho-ho-ho and a Bottle of Rum for each winner today:
1st mimi – 64 –practicing your queen walk yet?
2nd- N-Gin – 63 – You try your keg first!
3rd – 59 for The flying Sea Hag herself, A. mallow

Happily submitted by PD Budd. Sorry about the small ‘m”s today. I forgot to put the batteries in the keyboard where the big “m” is kept.
Glad to be back!

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09/19/2014 11:36.33 AM Report This Comment
9-18 recap
Cheeseburgers,rice krispie treats,and ceiling fans with swings. What won't we do for fun. That was a rhetorical question,I don't need a show of paws.

Luvbug(52) is looking forward to tomorrows cart duty already. Me thinks he's had one too many Tears in his Beers if he's been hugging the Empress of Evil (AKA BG)

I score a 50,hoping for a winner today. Or was that a wiener.....either will do. I'm looking for front row seats to Mudcats ceiling fan routine!

Mudcat (60) going for a gold in the ceiling fan Olympics,going for the infinity and beyond approach.

Haley (40) is recording her temp,checking it twice,she's gonna find out if its naughty or nice.

Engine (63) takes the "W" out of wild with her no hurls allowed rule. Pawty pooper.

Tuck and Dot (41) are leery about the ceiling fan routines. Apparently Tuck doesn't know the meaning of "duck". He knows the meaning of cheeseburgers though as he scarfs down 41 of them with extra cheese.

UBB (47) is sharpening his skills (literally) with his new handy-dandy golf club sharpening stand. Good idea-they can double as cheese slicers.

BG (62) is SO exited she made it! OK,who forgot to lock the door and throw away the key?? She's easily enticed by the ceiling fan with swing ride. Who knew that would keep her happy-all this time we wasted.

Mallow (59) is looking out for the CS future with dreams of ceiling fans amusement park rides,just like mom and dad do at home.

And last today is the Timmer (58) arrives fashionably late and ,of course,blames mom. He brings blightful tomatoes for us to whack around.

Winners :
1st: with a 40 is Haley
2nd: with a 41 is Tuck. Duck!
3rd: with a 47 is UBB

OK,Losers: Wow-Engine with 63 and her happy (?) helper BG with 62. Mudcat-surprise!!!! No cart barn duties today-let the games begin!

XOXO~S~

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09/18/2014 01:03.25 PM Report This Comment
9/17/14 - Your Cheatin' Apple Dumpling Heart ...
I tell you, they’re ALL going nuts about sharp objects around here, Mom rescued me from the vet yesterday but now SHE just poked me in the ear! That’s my cue to exit, stage left to the Catty Shack where there’s always something to celebrate!

Luvbug is celebrating Apple Dumpling Day and with a 54 (=9) that would probably go down really good right now. Steve would rather celebrate Country Music Day and he spins us 48 (=12) tunes about cheatin’, dyin’ and sinnin’. Now that we’re all clinically depressed Mimi arrives with the tonic! Apple Dumplings without the dumplings, 68 (=14) jugs of fermented cider. Bottoms up!

Quick! Give ASH’S Angels some of that cider & dumplings, they are shivering their halos off with a 40 (=4). Engine brings us 64 (=10) Saucy Salmon Smores to warm us up and some Bubbling Beehive Brew to celebrate … the return of UBB! He brings us a 41 (=5) and offers free golf sharpening. Tucker passes on that but wants 44 (=8) of those Bubbling Beehive Brews.

Timmy is going to take him up on that golf sharpening while his Mom picks some tomatoes. Think she might get 54 (=9) of them? Bee Gee is grumbling (what else is new?). This time she has a point, some goofy bouncer over at CC2 tossed her out of her OWN golf course!! She tried to bribe him with 57 (=12) apple dumplings, but no go. And here’s an instant replay as ALSO turfed out on her furry rear is Mallow. Gee, is it maybe that CC2 doesn’t allow 57 (=12)s today? She makes the best of it and sets up for her catty’s birthday. Hmmph! I’ll bet they don’t even let me have any cake!

And the results are:
1st – ASH’s Angels, with a 4
2nd – UBB with 5. He really HAS kept his game sharp!
3rd – Tucker with an 8

To the cart barn with Mimi and her 14. But we’ll let you take some birthday cake & apple dumplings with you. Just leave the apple cider here. You can take all the sharp objects, though. I’ve been seeing WAY too many of those lately!

Your guest Common ‘Tater, Mike
(also known as the pin cushion)

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09/17/2014 02:32.57 PM Report This Comment
Did everybody make it? 9-16-14
Seems the "other" CS didn't Get Ready in time. Maybe somebody forgot to pay the green fees. *glares at Bee Gee* Luvbug(54) Collects Rocks in Wrinkled polyester raincoat, thankful it's not Spandex. At least HIS isn't. Can't speak for Steve ... Ana(50) is busy fluffing pillows Getting Ready for the big sleep over tonight ... Mimi(68) Rocks on in her Go-Go boots after trading her pawful of rocks for a pawful of Temptations ... Engine stayed in bed this morning and let her mom play with us today. Everybody, say hi to Ida! "Hi, Ida!" She brings us butter basted beer-battered bear claws, and her inaugural score of 64 is impressive! ... Steve(50) "flashes" by in his wrinkled raincoat, giving no one time to admire OR adore! *snicker* He gives a quick wave to Ida though.

Timmy can't tell the rocks from the tomatoes. Remind me never to have a salad at your place. He hopes his mom will win another 55 bucks ... UBB(51) has returned from his long exile in the home spa. You look more wrinkled than your raincoat! Reminder: you do not Get Ready for golf by sharpening your clubs! *shudder* I guess it HAS been awhile ... Tucker(52) is in the welcoming mood, opening bottles of Cat Daniels to welcome Ida, and re-welcome UBB ... The Golf Bully(50) is in fine fettle this morning, grumping about being locked out at CC2. Well, pay the greens fees! .... Oh dear, the Rapture is here already? And we didn't even Get Ready for it! Well, Mallow(48), maybe you can put in a good word for us with the Big Guy, huh? You ARE on speaking terms. We hope...

Long drive finals:
1st - Mimi, 68. The catpaign drags on.
2nd - Ida, 64. Maybe you can fill in for Engine more often.
3rd - Timmy, 55. Are you sure those are walnuts, not tomatoes?

Loser is Mallow, narrowly beating out almost the rest of the group! We'll give you a break since you have to provide some intervention on behalf of the non-rapture-ready Catty Shackers.

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
My raincoat got mildewed
~~~~in Seattle!
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09/16/2014 01:15.27 PM Report This Comment
9-15 recap
Pigapalooza 2014. Yep, BG,and her huge family come thru for us once again with fun and BD goodies. Happy BD to Pig and Sissy!. Bet your blogger hates thank you day today. Now,on to hat day. Lets see who wins the best cat in the hat for today.

Luvbug(52) is seen trying to squeeze into last years Trick or Treat costume. They seem to shrink in the closet.

Sandy (42) is her optimistic self saying she has no where to go but down with the temps.

Mudcat (64) is feeling her hat,and the effects of the crispy grasshoppers. Ohhhh...she is wearing a felt hat. I get it now.

Engine (64) Another 64! You and the Mudcat are in sync today,more way than one. The girls are coordinating a culinary disaster of grasshoppers,sugargliders and beetles. Mmmmm....extra crunch please *burp*

Tuck and Dot (41) sporting this years newest felt hat style (they call THAT fashion???) and ordering a round of grasshoppers for the crew. Thank goodness,they are the beverage kind.

I'm another 41. Imitation is a sign of flattery. I would rather flatter Mudcat with the 64 temps,but it is what it is. Busy paw knitting a toboggan hat to fit my entire body. Thank goodness I'm a little guy.

Timmy (54) is still battling the squirrels and their little hidden nuts :)

BG (43) wants to be all felt out today-top to bottom. I only reports what you say. Come on Momma light her fire.

Mallow (54) is wowing us with her 8 track tape collection. SOME of us are too young to remember those. Abba you say???? Score! Mudcat is our own Dancing Queen!

Winners: A LOT of duplicate scores again

1st: With 41 is Tuck,Dot and ME!!!! Woo-hooo!!!
2nd:Sandy 42
3rd: BG 43

Losers: Dancing Queen Mudcat and her counterpart in the kitchen,Engine with 64,with the assist of twins Timmy and Mallow (54) and Timmy's nutty furiends.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/15/2014 10:00.07 AM Report This Comment
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