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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 3 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!

WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

WELL well. How DO we keep doing it? Another COTD award on July 20, 2015

THANK YOU, golf fans! Thank you verra much!

Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be your local low temperature of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes. Rules of the game are in the "9-Lives Rules" card at the bottom of the page.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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Quick card-game review 11-29-15
Everybody lost, the end. Ha! Now on to the dust bunny square dances. Okay, just kidding. Almost. It's true we all lose. But on the bright side, that only means the pot gets bigger for next week.

Folding with a 25 is Luvbug, hugging another hot toddy. Mallow is swinging her dust bunny all around so much she must have gotten herself dizzy. She can't even read her cards! Is it a 28 or a 23? Meh, losers either way. Fannymae is flash-frozen with a 30. Loser.

Oh wow, I think we should take the game on the road to Mimi's place! She still loses, but with a much nicer hand of 56! We might have to drop the square dancing though and learn to pole dance. Says J.C.

Tucker is doing a 'dopty day do-si-do with Mojo & Maizy. May as well, a 32 and another loser. Bee Gee tosses her 23 and dances her dust bunnies over to the left-overs to see what's salvageable. And finally, PD offers a marginal explanation about why NO ONE *tap tap tap* won today. Including him! GTt has sore shredder paws. Now she's outside boo-hooing with head hanging. She even tried twice with PD (some of us call that cheating, but crikey, even that didn't work!) so he finally settled on a 32.5 or so.

Guess this means there will be no mud wrestling for the winnings, so let's just hit the clubhouse. 'Dopty day drinks are on the house! Woo hoo!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Sending electronic greetings
to both the guests of honor!


11/29/2015 12:32.39 PM Report This Comment
11.29 cards are no fun today
Well, here's what happened (so GTt claims)
She was not able to deal a single winning hand even when some tried twice (A. mallow-- an angel who cheats).
She gave me a 32 or 33 when I tried twice.
GTt claims her paws are sore from so much shredding.... oh sure...
Anyway, she's off outside hanging her head and promises to try harder next Sunday... oh sure...
PD Budd

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Fall '15, Furlip File #1 closed, PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

11/29/2015 09:47.37 AM Report This Comment
Fine fun for the felines
Square dancing with the dust bunnies! At least it'll help keep us all warm. I'm doing a bit better today, but still have a crappy hand of 23. Maybe I'll go paw through those leftovers to see if any o them are worth keeping around.

Bee Gee


11/29/2015 06:39.57 AM Report This Comment
Happy Dopty Day to Mojo & our do-so-do-ing here we are in the freezer with Gracies dealing this morning ~32~ and off to the pawties!!! Purrs, Tuck & Dot

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ #247583, Maizy ~ #275657, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~ In Loving Memory of Shadow.

11/29/2015 06:07.36 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
Come East my furiend, it's 56 degrees. No good for poker, but great for frozen CA cats. Tried to get J.C. to square dance, he said, "Not in these nine lives". Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C., Maxwell & Blackstone & Grayson.

11/29/2015 02:58.37 AM Report This Comment
hard freeze
or flash freeze with a 30 out there and clearing slowly. fanny

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & fannymae, 5 angels.

11/29/2015 01:36.35 AM Report This Comment
Allemand left and do-si-do
Swing your partner round and round, promenade right, promenade left, thaw yourself out and start again!

Got a 7 a.m. 28, though it got down as far as 23. Neither one is a decent poker hand, so I'm just gonna square dance some more. -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ vote Zoe Monique #147612 in Nov, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ QL Dolly always~Missing Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ living happily ever after!, Angel Mallow (MJ) ♥ Oscar Jon (OJ), Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Wow! Thanks for 5th COTD!.

11/28/2015 09:14.15 PM Report This Comment
Second post
CC isn't letting me edit again.

ANyway - Happy Adopty Day MOJO!

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote Zoe M. #147612 COTM.

11/28/2015 08:14.23 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
It's going to take more then a few hot toddies to warm up this frozen kitty. A few more days of cold nights are still ahead for the month and Winter hasn't even started. *Tosses BG a downy coat and mittens*.

Electronic Greetings Day. A day to send out an electronic greeting to your friends and family.

Square Dancing Day. A day set aside to take up square dancing with a partner and have some fun. It usually takes 4 couples to form a square dance and a caller.

Throw Out Your Leftovers Day. A day to throw out those leftovers in your refrigerator from Thanksgiving (unless you froze them).

Low 25. Still freezing here in CA and bundled under plenty of warm blankets.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote Zoe M. #147612 COTM.

11/28/2015 07:53.19 PM Report This Comment
Shredding French Toast 11-28-15
Looks like some of us need that warm shredded feeling to keep the cold away. Luvbug(26/8) only needs something to keep the CC gremlins away. We all have that problem now and then.

Let's all hope Mallow(25/7) is right about that c.o.l.d. spell being over soon ... Ooh, hiss! Mimi(46/10) is being ignored at home in favor of a neighbor's cat! Color her aura black as she leads the shredding festivities ... Wait, no WAY! The Angels have a 60/6, after a 70 yesterday?? How does that happen??

GTt(40/4) is ready to celebrate a fine golf day with proper e-nun-see-ay-shun. She's heading to the boo-fay for that French toast ... Bee Gee(12/3) just wants to snuggle in the sink with lots of warm French toast and HOT syrup! ... And Tucker(42/6) plans on feasting on that French toast and working off those "extra calories" at the shredding pawty.

I was a little hesitant to mention that "make your own head" thing until I realized what it was all about. Now it doesn't seem quite as scary. =^o.o^=

Now to award the trophies:
1st - Paws down, Bee Gee and her fabulous 3.
2nd - GTt, at the boo-fay with her fine 4.
4rd - And Tucker, shredding to the oldies with a 6.

And to the cart barn to make sure the carts are well charged heads Mimi, with an able assist from Luvbug. Be sure to treat yourselves to a couple of nice hot toddies before getting all bothered with any "work" down there.

Warming up by the
fire all day today!


11/28/2015 01:06.00 PM Report This Comment
11.27 The Day After
Here's a different type of day. We are finishing up the sliced turkey and hunkering down with Engine to enjoy sipping The Wild Turkey. And just to be sure we are doing the post T-Day right, the positive and negative winners will get to celebrate and NO Cat will go to the Cart Barn.
Here's how it will go on the scoreboard today.
The Winning Winners are:
Steve who brought his 52 out of the basement. He wins a bottle of Wild Turkey. Ana & the 5 Angels (51) share a bottle of the Old Wild Turkey. 3rd place Winning Winner is the comatose K. Tuck (47) He and Dot share a glass of the Old Wild Turkey.

Now, here's where it gets 'interesting' today. There are no REAL Losers. No Cart Barners.

-1 (minus) A mallow 31 eating flash frozen leftovers.
-2 (minus) LuvBg with 26 nibbling over the sink minutes
-3 (minus) BG of the Klean Sink and a wretched 13 score
Who is Leftover on this Day After?

The Non-Shoppers: GTt 33; mimi 43; N-Gin 45. Thanks for the Wild Turkey drinks.
So, everycat won and lost something for our Day After the Day.
Confused? Ha!!

Comments and magic scoring by PD Budd

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11/27/2015 02:34.50 PM Report This Comment
11/25/15 – No one’s blasé about Turkey!
Yes, that day is getting closer and visions of cranberries & gobbling gobble-birds are dancing in the heads of all the golfers. Luvbug starts us out with a 40 (=4) and tells us that it’s Shopping Reminder Day and Tie One On Day. An apron, that is. Mallow has a 31 (=4) and is very blasé about her first below-freezing of the winter. In fact, she’s brought out the limbo sticks! How low can you go? Well, Steve matches her 31 (=4) and is all set to tie one on … and that does NOT mean an apron!

Fanny challenges us to set the limbo sticks just a little lower with her 22 (=4) and … Engine is back!! She brings us a 34 (=7) and some Stufft Possum and Cat Crown Royal! Wonder if we could get the humans to go for possum rather than the gobble-birds? Mimi is thinking about it as the frozen turkey at her house is still hard as a rock! And there’s only 36 (=9) hours left till Thanksgiving Dinner!

Tucker has a 30 (=3) and is trying to keep warm with some Henicats, why even the full moon sounds warm! Gracie T-t wins the limbo contest with a 19, but not the putting contest since that = a whopping 10. And she is NOT blasé about the holiday cooking! Last but not least, BeeGee rolls a cranberry into the cup for a 29 (=11) and that rounds out the day.

1st – Tucker with a 3
2nd – Safety in numbers – Luvbug, Mallow, Steve and Fanny, our first four golfers each bring in a 4
3rd – Engine with 7

And off to charge the carts and tend the still goes BeeGee with 11.

So let’s heat up some rum punch and watch the rest of this day from in front of that big fireplace in the clubhouse.

Your Guest Common (frozen mashed) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ vote Zoe Monique #147612 in Nov, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ QL Dolly always~Missing Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ living happily ever after!, Angel Mallow (MJ) ♥ Oscar Jon (OJ), Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Wow! Thanks for 5th COTD!.

11/25/2015 02:26.14 PM Report This Comment
Unique Talent Day 11-24-15
As if evolving into a superior species wasn't talent enough? We have to do more??

Luvbug's(41) unique talent is installing heaters with LONG cords in the golf carts. Thanks! ... Mallow(37) is displaying her unique multi-talents. Being a monkey's uncle-cousin AND giving headaches on demand. No thanks ... Of course we don't need to be told about Steve's(31) talented "tooter". *snicker*

Mimi(31) has wisely decided not to demonstrate her pole dancing talent until it warms up enough to keep her from freezing to the pole. Ouch ... Goodness! GTt(19) demonstrates her turkey calling talents and fills the place with a fine parade of turkeys!

Engine!(25) She's back, demonstrating how much good a vacation can do, filling the revamped Squirrel Scooter with platters of talented tasty toad toast and mermaid mixers. At least she didn't bring any of that cranberry stuff ... And Bee Gee(28) is demonstrating her sledding talents, slip-sliding away on the ice!

Not a lot happening in the long-drive talent today.
1st - Luvbug, 41. And you thought it was cold, didn't you?
2nd - Mallow, 37. Watch out! She's ticking!
3rd - Tie, Steve & Mimi, 31. Maybe a duet? Mudcat can tapclaw while Steve provides the, um, "accompaniment".

And into the barn with you, GTt! You can huddle with your flock of turkeys in there while you keep the still tended.

We should all be on one of those
"Somebody Has Talent" shows!


11/24/2015 12:39.25 PM Report This Comment
11-23 CS
Eat "A" cranberry day. Thanks goodness its only one-yuck. Maybe by the end of the week,we'll have a complete meal.I reminded our swamp flower (Mallow) the cranberries share the bog with her. Hmmmm,scary what lurks in the bogs.
OK,so we also have jukebox day (anyone have a quarter? with inflation,its probably 5 dollars now), and cashew day,and espresso day,and (drum roll) shortest tail day!!!!

Luvbug( 40) is crunching to the oldies. No,not the exercise,the cashew. Bless you!

Mallow (37) tries to shove them Canadian quarters in the jukebox (you know it never works),but decides to do it the old fashioned way,like the Fonz,but with less cool.

I score a 22,and stretch my stump out to a full 3.1 inches. Need I remind everyone who won the magnificent tail contest??

Fanny is walking on sunshine. She'll need it for that 38.

Mudcat (36) adds a little spice to life with the high octane espresso done the Mudcat way-with a touch of the joy juice.

GTt (27) golfs with cranberries today. Its beats eating them,unless they are accompanied by vodka and ice.

BG (27) Stakes her claim to being the stumpiest of the rumpiest with the grumpiest. Works for me!

Tuck and Dot join the polar express with a 19. The cold alone will keep you dancing Tuck,although its looking very similar to the potty dance.

Scores: They all suck. No wonder engine is enjoying a heated vacation.
1st: Tuck and Dot with 19
2nd: ME with 22
3rd:Tie with BG,and GTt with 27

Losers: (actually we'll all volunteer for the heated cart barn) is Luvbug with 40,Fanny with 38


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

11/23/2015 01:36.03 PM Report This Comment
Start our own country! 11-22-15
Why the heck not? Where we can golf and gamble to our little paws & whiskers content. When we aren't doing that, we can go hunting & fishing! Wait a minute. What's that you say Luvbug? It's only for a day? After we went to all this trouble to create a flag & designate a capitol? No way! At least a week!

And Luvbug starts his new country with a winning hand too, a crisp 39. Mallow is certainly into the spirit of country-creating! Wouldn't it be funny if your name was Stan? Then your country would be called "Stanstan". Haha? Okay, fine. You won't be banking much in your treasury with that 35. Sounds like Sandy's new country is magic, but that hand of 44 sure isn't. PD looks like he'll be stating HIS treasury with a winner! That 45 will get your new country atop Cat Tree Mountain off to a nice start.

Mimi has a start to her country too, with some help from that 54. I think I might be steering clear of Mimi's World though, with Ol' Toothy in the moat! Tucker has a winner too! His 27 gets him started on his own country Hoverland. And Bee Gee is just a loser, plain & simple, but since she already has her own Biji Island, she doesn't care. Toss that 21 and row your turkey pan over to your island!

So, plenty of winners to grapple for a piece of the pot today. Let's see: Luvbug, PD Budd, Mimi, and Tucker all have deposits to make in their treasuries. I guess the rest of us can just kick back and start naming streets or something. Oh! I know! We can invent a National Alcoholic Beverage! Think how much fun it'll be tasting and rejecting dozens!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
I got one: The Nimble 'Nip Nightcap.


11/22/2015 11:38.28 AM Report This Comment
World Stuffing Day 11-21-15
This could be turkey stuffing, this could be teddy bear stuffing, or this could mean getting the stuffing beat out of you! So many choices, so little stuffing.

Luvbug(38/11) doesn't care what kind it is, as long as his stuffing comes with whisker warmers ... Mallow(32/5) will be getting stuffed with TV reruns. Probably more nutritious than TV dinners ... GTt(26/8) plans to BE the stuffing, in the middle of a bunch of warm hellos.

Mimi(44/8) says she'll skip the stuffing preview and wait for the bird. In the meantime she's hugging a jug of red wine. It's medicinal, of course. *wink* ... Tucker(32/5) is trying to see how many of his mom's things he can stuff in his toy box. Mom's "things"? I don't want to know.

Bee Gee(27/9) tries to stuff as many types of TV celebration as she can into one sentence. Personally I like her "drop a TV out a 10-story window" celebration suggestion best! ... Ana Ana(28/10) is trying to stuff more hours into a day. If you figure THAT one out, you'll be richer than Bill Whats-his-name!

Let's take a look at those chilly putts:
1st - Tie, Mallow & Tucker, 5. Watching reruns while wearing mom's things. *snicker*
2nd - Another tie, GTt & Mimi. Bet Gracie doesn't turn down a slug from that jug!
3rd - Bee Gee owns third, 9.

So close, Luvbug & Ana might as well head to the cart barn. Keep the fire stoked under the still. And oh yes, plug in the carts. Do we still even do that any more...?

Happy "Adoption Day"
to all of us!


11/21/2015 03:46.26 PM Report This Comment
11.20 Long Drive Furiday with Absurd PCs
Strangely low scores for long drives today, folks.
Except LuvBug who is now getting up to his normal again with 39. he has no name for his PD so he can enjoy the peanut Butter Fudge he loaded over there on the buffet.
Angel mallow wants her whiskers warmed, please after her 33 score. Her entry in the Name your PC contest, her is "Puddy Cat"-- go figure...
Steve with 35 did not enter the PC naming contest because his OL is still using her phone to post-- no internet. So, what's the name of your phone, O, Beautiful One?

Fanny post a 58 for a beautiful day, indeed.

Out temporary cooks, mimi & JC, brought her 59 steamed crabs followed by Ole Rat's Breath on tap. Bring your own sharpened claws to open those claws.
Tuck ties with A. mallow for a 33 and expects to warm up the Cart bart Still... hold on, you haven't seen BG's yet. His PCs name is both secret and censored.

GTt says her laptop is named "Baby" making me (PD Budd) jealous because I thought my nickname is "Baby". She also score 33! Popular twins triplets.

And the most Absurd player today is BeeGee. Not only with her frozen field of fog like Peanut Butter Fudge to play on with 32 (Cart Barn Winner!!) But no entry in the PC naming contest.
#1 The mudcat & JC with 59 and crabs or 59 crabs?
#2 Fanny with a beautiful 58
#3 Lucky LuvBug with 39
Three way tie with 33-- GTt, mallow & Tuck
To the cart barn - BeeGee = absurd 32
Left out= Steve 35, the Beautiful Boy!
No PC naming winner yet.
~~~~~ Purrs and Hugs from PD Budd, commenter and non-golfer

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Fall '15, Furlip File #1 closed, PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

11/20/2015 12:35.08 PM Report This Comment
11-19 recap
Have a bad day day,I got that covered. STILL no internet,so the old bat is typing out this big,long recap on her phone. Obviously,it will only be posted on this page. Fear not,there is an upside,it's toilet day.Now you can have a bad day that's in the toilet.

Luvbug (38) tries his paw at using less stuff. Is it making you a little shaky? Stuff is meant to be used,that's why it's stuff.

Mallow shows us the 101 uses of a toilet brush as she shoots a rather chilled 36. Points given for imagination

I start,and finish with a bad,craptastic day with no internet. I ponder 57 deep thoughts while sitting on my thinking throne,the toilet.

5 Angels score a half good/half bad 50. You have a 50 % chance of it being a winner.

GTt (55) feels all the world is her toilet.Good thing all humans don't live by those words.

Tuck & Dot (61) start Thanksgiving early. They give thanks for food,drinks and toilets,in that order.Makes sense-all that food and drink gotta go somewhere.

Mudcat (65) decorates her house with wall to wall litter boxes.I LOVE what you've done with the place!

BG (40) is busy organizing all her "stuff" just because. She's got everything from the toilet seat to the kitchen sink.

1st Mallow with 36
2nd Luvbug wits 38
3rd BG with 40

Losers: Mudcat 65,and Tuck and Dot 61


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

11/19/2015 01:23.15 PM Report This Comment
11/18/15 - What a Mickey Mouse kind of day!
Luvbug informs us that it’s the big rodent’s birthday, which makes him a Scorpio of course so Minnie had better watch out. Let’s all call Mickey on our push-button phones to offer him a psychic reading. And some vichyssoise. There, did I get all 30 (=3) special days included?

Mallow decides to celebrate Occult Day with her psychic prediction that her 39 (=12) is going to land her in the cart barn. Meanwhile, Steve brings us a 55 (=10) and is ALL about celebrating Mickey Mouse Day. Or any other delectable, juicy rodent, by any other name. M-I-C … K-E-Y … Why? Because I’m hungry! Mimi is all about the Mickster too, she uses her push button phone to order Mickey sautéed in beetle juice. Um, where DID you order that from? I saw you push 59 (=14) digits!

Tucker shoots a 55 (=10) and wonders who in the heck had the bright idea for the timing of Vichyssoise Day. Celebrating cold soup in November? Haley stops in with a 20 (=2) and then heads on her way to audition for Biggest Loser .. or something like that. Meanwhile, Gracie T-t shoots a 37 (=10) and regales us with her adventures as she attempted to make us a nice fresh batch of vole rolls. We appreciate your efforts, Gracie T-t. And Bee Gee has a new holiday for us. Power Stayed On Day! Wow, your winds made our paltry 37 mph of yesterday look like a kid blowing out a birthday candle! And that was her score today too. 37 (=10)

And we spin the Wheel-O-Scores:
1st – Haley with a 2
2nd – Luvbug with 3
3rd – Everybody wants to get into the act! Let’s see, it’s Steve, Tucker, Gracie T-t AND BeeGee, all with 10.

And to the cart barn goes … Mimi with her 14. And, her psychic prediction proven wrong, the Mallow stands alone.

I’d say my work here is done!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Scrapbook ~ vote Zoe Monique #147612 in Nov, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ QL Dolly always~Missing Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ living happily ever after!, Angel Mallow (MJ) ♥ Oscar Jon (OJ), Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Wow! Thanks for 5th COTD!.

11/18/2015 10:05.54 AM Report This Comment
World Piece Day! 11-17-15
So, we each get a piece of cake, and maybe a piece of pizza or two... What? Oh. *blush* Bee Gee just told me it's World PEACE day. And she should know. *snicker*

Poor Luvbug(29) shivering down there in "sunny" California. He might want to snuggle between a few pieces of fresh warm bread! ... Mallow(51) is singing bits and pieces of "Soft Kitty" to help warm up Luvbug ... Steve(50) is dropping pieces of his homemade bread so he won't get lost on his hike.

Fannymae's(28) temperature is going lower piece by piece ... Mimi(45) is handing out warm hugs and pieces of KFC, dipped in spicy cricket dip ... GTt(24) thinks she can wait long enough to see world peace. Girl, you got one LONG wait. Only way it'll happen is if ALL the humans die and we kitties take over!

Tucker(45) has decided to try his entrepreneurial paw at baking bread for profit. We know it's not raisin bread, so just what are those little pieces in there? ... And Bee Gee(52) has decided to unfriend all those she can't make peace with. Should be quite a long day. heh heh...

Let's see who got the biggest piece of their ball today:
1st - Bee Gee? A 52 was good for first today? Oh dear.
2nd - Mallow, 51. Almost a tie. I say share that piece of the pie.
3rd - Steve, a 50 is close enough too. You ALL get some cake & pizza.

Now, the losers are also sharing some close figures. Luvbug and his 29 are mighty close to that 28 of Fannymae, but GTt really has the biggest piece of loser pie with her 24. Seems Mimi & Tucker are quite content in the middle sharing their 45s.

Had to get this done n a hurry.
Gusty winds here up to 60 mph are
starting to knock out power in the area.


11/17/2015 12:36.59 PM Report This Comment
11-16 recap
Fast food day-goodie!!! Its better than slow food,takes all the fun out of the catch. Guess we have to have some type of food if we're to pawty with a bear today. Did you ever see the teeth on them things???

Luvbug is the black ice prince of the day with a 32 score.

Mallow (35) gives us a not so fast history lesson on Oh Canada. Who has an appetite after all that?

I pawty with the twin 4's again. Thye smell better than a bear,and eat next to nothing!

The 5 Angels score a not so heavenly 36.

GTt (33) wants to play button,button,who has the best belly button with her bear. Hmmmm.....

Mudcat (43) continues where Engine left off,but instead of road kill cuisine,she brings us "fridge cleanings". Scary what lies in the fridge,usually WAY in the back,and in a undistinguishable container. Good thing its still not haunted fridge day.

Tuck and Dot (37) get the award for best misunderstanding today. Its pawty with your BEAR Tuck,but I like pawtying with the beer better. What a difference a letter makes,huh BG!

And Darn (25) finds a new way of warming up-running with the bears. Who needs bulls! We have plenty of bull floating around as it is.


1st with 25 BG
2nd with 32 Luvbug
3rd with 33 GTt

Losers: Ack! ME with 44,and Mudcat with 43. How can that be!!!!!!!


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11/16/2015 01:26.15 PM Report This Comment
We remember... 11-15-15
Little Summer was a fun kitty. So let's remember how fun he was.

Luvbug gets the game off to a great start with a wet & windy but winning 39-3=9. Ah gee, thanks Gracie! You gave Mallow a loser 41, so that means she has lots of spare time to cook up a mystery meal from fridge cleaning leftovers. Any takers?

Haley breezes by with a frosty cold loser, 28, and Mimi has decided to spare us from HER fridge cleaning discoveries and treat us to a feast at the Hoof & Claw after getting a winner! 36=9.

PD comes up with a losing 30, so that gives HIM time to go edit his new Furlip Files site. Yes, you DO love to write! And his able-bodied *snicker* assistant Bee Gee has her very own loser too. After tossing her 38 and cleaning up dad's melted ice cream she heads off to lend a helping paw somewhere. Philanthropy Day, you know. And last but never least, Tuck says stay a-WAY from the raisins. You just never know. Good advice. He keeps that 9 and kisses trey goodbye.

Looks like we have a couple winners to entertain us with the lunge for loot today. So let's see, Luvbug, Mimi, and Tucker, you guys want to have at it? We'll save you some of Mallow's Mystery Mush. In fact, we'll save it ALL...

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Or we could recycle it
in the compost pile...


11/15/2015 12:54.38 PM Report This Comment
Girls Day! 11-14-15
I know, it doesn't quite have the same sense of foreboding as Friday the 13th. But then again, ever seen a bunch of girls loose in a mall after Thanksgiving? Worse than a zombie apocalypse! At least to me it is. Am I right guys?

Here early and rightfully ignoring Girls Day is Luvbug(36/9). It's okay. We successfully ignored Sadie Hawkins Day yesterday ... Oh dear. Hot on Luvbug's heels comes Mallow(42/6) and her waxed pickle. No comment. Oh wait, that's WING wax. Sorry ... Filling Sandy's putting shoes is the newest member of the Ana family, Fannymae(48/12). Welcome!

Mimi(46/10) is giving her all for Girls Day. Drowned Port of Call lizard in the "science project drawer" of the fridge, and Licked Lizard on the bar along with some Hair of the Dog. J.C. wants some hair of the bear ... Seems GTt(33/6) only wants to watch the bears parade around in the parking lot.

Ugh. Poor Tucker(39/12). He's stuck with doggy hair guacamole. None for me thanks ... Ah, leave it to Bee Gee(54/9) to point out we have better things to party with besides pickles & guacamole. Plenty of ice cream in her freezer.

Who got loose & light on the putting green?
1st - Tie, Mallow & GTt, 6. Waxing the teddy bears for the parade?
2nd - Tie again, Luvbug & Bee Gee, 9. Melting ice cream by the fireside.
3rd - Mimi, 10. Science Project Surprise on the menu tomorrow?

Into the cart barn with Tucker & Fannymae. Oh good, one of the saner members can show our new girl the ropes.

"I don't want a pickle
Just wanna ride my motor sickle"


11/14/2015 12:39.33 PM Report This Comment
11.13 Boo! Furiday the 13th Long Drives
.... Or it could be "Rumor Day" at least we heard Steve passing on that rumor...

Luvbug sent a list of things to celebrate. It is hard to hear him because he is still shivering so much. Only a 34 Long Drive for the Bug.
It is Acts of Kindness Day and Angel mallow wants to be sure NOT to brag about her 51 as she brags loudly about it... Isn't mallow a lovely angel? Well? We are waiting...tap, tap tap.
Steve with 41 is celebrating Rumor Day. He may have started the rumor naming it today. Really Steve! Tell us a little more about your little black book, huh?
Tuck ties with Steve with his 41. He's checking for worms in the still and flies in his tequila... Studying insects and icky things are you?
Our substitute Food Cart girl is mimi with 54 weird canaries and what we have all been waiting for: warm apple cider in Old Virginia bourbon. Oh yum. Head on over there Tuck... no unusual critters inside.
GT-t posts 46 and pours herself a beaker of the fortified cider. Thanks. mimi.
Wild 'n windy BeeGee flies onto the driving range with her 51 drive. Have no fear BG the rains are on your way.

Winners on Furiday 13th
mudcat mimi with 54 corned canaries
2nd BeeGee 51 ties with the Good Angel mallow 51
3rd my nemesis, GT-t 46
Out to polish the carts and fire up the still:
LuvBug. It is warm work for you.

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11/13/2015 02:20.39 PM Report This Comment
11-12 CS
Happy BD to us
Happy BD to us
Happy BD Dear CS,and all the past and present golfers,and caddies,and Ol Toothy,and.....
Happy BD to usssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See,I TOLD you I was gonna sing in the rain today with my twins (the 4's) as back-up singers. We should go on the road with this much talent.

So,back to the recap,you already got my score.

Luvbug,however,scores a 32 and reminds us all not to drink with our drivers,only our putters and woods.

Mallow (39)begs us not to remember Mikey's comment about her crack. (?) I ain't even going there.She IS the first in line to give the CS a BD toast.

GTt (49) gives three cheers for rats and mice day.She claims they taste like chicken (doesn't everything) and puppies (thats a new taste treat). How much have you all had to drink already?

Mudcat (54) does a special CS birthday dance that involves hamsters,rats,and mice. Is there enough room on the pole for all that?

Tuck and Dot (45) found something better than gag in the throat chicken soup for the soul- he has happy hour and pizza for the tummy.

And BG (31). Always the caboose,never the engine.No,not THE Engine. She's keeping her crack pot warm (who could that be?). She is working hard to be happy for 58 minutes,and not two minutes more.

1st:BG with 31
2nd:Luvbug with 32
3rd: Mallow with 39

Losers: Mudcat with 54,and Tuck and Dot with 45


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11/12/2015 12:55.10 PM Report This Comment
11/11/15 - Ooops! Almost forgot!
So Angel Mallow was about to stop in and play golf for the 12th and she saw … no recap. And she went “Oh beloved brother, you forgot something!” And so I did. So without further ado:

Luvbug starts us off with a 32 (=5) and challenges us to build some origami, after we come back from the Veterans Day ceremony of course. Mallow is next and she’s celebrating Domino Day by setting up an obstacle course. She gets through all the dominos and still manages a 40 (=4). Gracie T-t has a 50 (=5) and wants to make sure that when we honour Vets today, we don’t mean the kind that give shots to kitties.

Steve has a 42 (=6) and is working determinedly on his origami, while Mimi has been wild boar hunting and bagged a 53 (=8) pounder! He’s roasting on the spit right now. And dear sweet Sandy stops in with a 43 (=7). Rest well, Angel Sandy! And take anything Angel Mallow tells you with a grain of salt. Word to the wise.

Tucker drops off a 45 (=9) and doesn’t even turn the car off! And after her putt Bee Gee leaves us with 44 (=8) of Mallow’s dominos to pick up.

So it stacks up like this:
1st – Mallow with 4
2nd – Luvbug and Gracie T-t, tied with 5
3rd – Steve with a 6

And Tucker’s 9 earns him a trip to the cart barn. Now I’d better go leave my recap before the golfers arrive for tomorrow!

Your blushing Guest Common ‘Tater, Mike

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11/11/2015 08:43.44 PM Report This Comment
Anybody want to trade area codes? 11-10-15
Zip codes maybe even? We're getting ready for some high winds with temps in the 30s. Might see wind chill temps around zero! No weather warnings yet though. So maybe it's all just scare tactics.

Luvbug(38) takes out his hankie and waves bon voyage to the Vittle Van. Don't worry, we'll make do somehow ... Mallow(37) must be suffering from hypothermia. She seems to be enjoying the 'brisk' temps. Maybe your halo's too tight. Just sayin'.

Steve(45) wants us to forget-him-not (as if) so he's munching chocolate cupcakes so he can leave something memorable behind ... The Angels(36) skies are clouding up as they welcome another family member over the bridge. Rest well, Sandy *sniff* ... Mimi(66) sails in on muddy seas as she helps fill the vittle void left by Engine. Who needs vittles when we have Old Rat Breath brew?

Oops. Spoke too soon. GTt(50) would love a bowl of stewed squirrel to compliment that bottle of Rat Breath! ... Tucker(51) is seeking a new area code? May I offer you ours? It's not wet, but it IS cold! ... Bee Gee had to find some way to keep warm so she dragged 28 books home from the library to stack in front of the doors. Or maybe to toss into the fireplace. Not sure.

1st - No contest, Mimi, 66. I am way past jealous!
2nd - Tucker, by a whisker, 51.
3rd - GTt, 50. Enjoying that rat breath brew stew?

And NO doubt about the loser today. Bee Gee and her 28 books. Go to the cart barn and keep the still fires burning. Bring a bowl of stewed squirrel. It'll keep your paws warm.

Another sad day at the shack


11/10/2015 12:43.47 PM Report This Comment
11-9 recap
Chaos can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye

I know,Neil Young will have my orange hide for that,but its so fitting! It beats the alternative-scrapple day. What IS that stuff anyway??? See,chaos never dies day is sounding pretty good!

Luvbug (43) explains EXACTLY what scrapple is. OMG!!! We were better off left in the dark. Who wants a loaf of pieces and parts??

And the answer to that question is Mallow does! Figures. She tees up a scrapple meatball (is meat even IN it?) and hits for a rainy 41.

I score a 35,and protest to let the scrapple go free for freedom day!! Really,who would pay for that stuff?

Ana scores a 29,which could,or couldn't be colder and hour from then. 50/50 chance your right.

Engine (44) brings her own form of chaos to the links in saying she won't be around for a bit. WHAT WILL WE DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Now we have chaos,AND panic.

Mudcat (56) has kitchen chaos to attend to at feeding time. They must of all heard scrapple was on the menu.

GTt (24) not one to cause panic over Engine leaving,and threats of Mallow's fruitcake,orders delivery pizza....daily.

Tuck (31) and Dots daily chaos is brought to us by frosty pumpkins,when frozen melons just won't do.

And last,clogging in the rain is BG (39). Leave it to Darn to notice Scrapple has "crap" in it,literally.

1st: GTt with 24
2nd: Ana with 39
3rd: Tuck and Dot with 31

Losers: Surprise!!! Mudcat with 56,and Engine with 44


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11/09/2015 11:52.38 AM Report This Comment
Bold & Pungent! 11-8-15
Yes, it looks like we're all here to celebrate another day in honor of Sir Stinx-a-Lot. May as well, since there's not ONE winning hand in the bunch! There were a few close calls though. Luvbug started us out with a 37=10, but that's a bust. Then Mallow hit is with the Can-Can, probably hoping we'd be too distracted to notice she also had a loser. 42=6. Looks like Sandy was busy evading Frosty today. And she has a sorry loser of 40=4.

Poor PD. He has a losing 32=5 AND a frozen rain water dish. Well wait. If it's frozen, it's not rain water, it's ice water. Hahhaa! *sorry* Mimi is dispensing words of wisdom with each dunce cap, letting us know there's whole lotta dumb out there. Duh, like we needed to be reminded. She has one of those "close calls" I mentioned: 53=8.

Party Boy (PB or BP. Bold & pungent either way) has chosen to bless us with his essence or presence, and provides us with yet another loser, 34-7. And finally, another close call with Bee Gee and her 48-4=8. She is NOT ready to snuggle with Steve, no matter HOW warm he claims his "numbers" are.

So I guess we're stuck with no winner, a growing pot, and a bold & pungent guest of honor. Again. *sigh* Maybe e can all entertain ourselves by telling bad pun jokes. I'll go first: That's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! *groan* Sorry......

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Okay, I got another one:
Which American president was the least guilty?
Lincoln: He was in a cent... Badda boom!


11/08/2015 12:40.34 PM Report This Comment
Well, here we all were...11-7-15
Preparing for a nice relaxing day, maybe tasting a little wine, making some home brew, even enjoying a favorite book. But oh no, the cat gods have frowned upon us and elected Steve COTD and so we ALL have to endure his horn-tooting. See? I was afraid of this!

Luvbug(34/7) is already waiting for Frosty. A bit soon, don't ya think? ... Mallow(52/7) on the other paw is warming right up for winter. Yes, the marvels of temperature golf. Frosty or sweaty, and still the same score.

Watch out for Mimi(69/15). I think that home brew has gone to her head. She's handing out bear hugs as if anyone would want one ... Tucker(44/8) is waving yesterday's hair ball at PD to make sure he sees him today ... And GTt(48/12) is bearing (not bear hugging - that's different) PD's apology to Tucker for ignoring him yesterday.

Bee Gee(31/4) WAS celebrating the lack of COTD horn-tooting from Steve, until said COTD arrived with his tooter in full throttle. Steve(43/7) comes bearing (not bear-hugging!) a case of Stunning Orange Cat Ale for the celebration. I'd be careful - I think he just brewed that up from the kit he and BG bought this morning. Might be a little 'skunky'. Oh wait, that's just Steve ... never mind.

1st - Bee Gee, 4. Handling the toots with a little whine.
2nd - 3-way tie: Luvbug, Mallow, and Steve, 7. I'll let you two argue with Steve over 2nd prize, but I'd let him keep his Orange Skunk Brew. *whew*
3rd - Tucker & his hair ball, 8.

Lucky losers who get to hit the still: Mimi & GTt. I see no one wanted any of that bittersweet chocolate, and that's a great idea, now that Steve has joined the fun!

None of that OC Ale for me thanks
I'm already as orange as I want to be!


11/07/2015 01:13.49 PM Report This Comment
11.6 Winners & Losers Day
Of course it is Long drive Furiday too.
First we have a hoard of winners all long driving above 60. The biggest winner today are the Nachos!!s
Although Engine arrived all smiley with her 65 she's one of the losers with her Skunk SKillet hot of the burner. Phew!! The Pigoen Punch could (maybe?) make up for it.
We are grateful for Nachos Day and want to know why it is only once a year, Luv Bug? We are glad the Bug has the heat on with her short 37 drive.
Steve hits his stride today while sleeping. Drives in a 62 and fills up on beans & nachos. Going to sit close to BG.
Ana and crew are enjoying one of her last 64 scores this year. MAllow, our earth angel, arrives with 44 pounds of cheese to go with the nachos. Thanks, Mal. GTt Whacks a 60 and goes for a full platter of nachos, of course. Meanwhile, that Skillet of Skunk is cooling off... anyone... ?
Did anyone see Tuck?
We do see Mimi sprinkling 66 bags of catnip all over her Nachos. Finally Bee Gee who lost her compass arrived to drive Steve off on some trip. Alas, with a 34 long (?) drive she's only going off to the Cart Barn today.

66 Mimi with catnip and Nachos
65 N-Gin (also a Loser with that Darn Skunk!)
64 Ana & Crew -enjoy it while you can
The Cart Barners tonight are LuvBug (37) and BG (34)-- the west coast golf links, Brrr...
You can't have too many NACHOS, submitted by PD Budd.

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11/06/2015 03:24.33 PM Report This Comment
11-5 CS
WHAT is this world coming to! Men cook dinner? Why,we are all safer if the male species stay far away from the kitchen. There is always some story associated with a "watch this " moment in the kitchen. While you all shudder in mealtime fear,I'll remind you its also doughnut day, and love your red hair day. Thats hair,not hare.

Luvbug ( 34 ) 34!!!! Your right,you DO need a heater, just not the kitchen inferno kind.

Mallow ( 44 ) has managed to find ssomething equally as rank as her liver fruitcake - ravioli in a can. Tastes like.....can!

I score a 61.Thats a real score,a tomly score.i pass on cooking,I'm celebrating my red hair.Is it real,or is it Clairol?

Sandy ( 50 ) has a dream.....a dream of 70's (not the decade) and sunshine.

Mudcat ( 66 ) lets JC near the kitchen for rat roll ups with a gunpowder chaser for added kick.

Speaking of kicking, Engine (59) wisely vrooooommmms out of here after the announcement of an empty liquor locker. This is not the day to mess with us Engine.

GTt ( 53 ) is busy doing outside beautification to the club house aided by a bonfire. Hedge clippers may work a little better.

Tuck ( 61 ) goes on a cooking strike without his Heinicat. He is looking a little dazed and confused.

BG ( 42 ) is living on the edge in her roasting pan with her dad in the kitchen. Any meal with "surprise"in the title cannot be good!

1st Luvbug with 34
2nd is BG with 42
3rd is Mallow with 44

Losers:Mudcat with 66,and Tuck and ME with 61.

XOXO ~ S ~

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11/05/2015 11:24.39 AM Report This Comment
11/4/15 - Stressed out over K. Tuck's candy?
Got some good ones today! Candy Day, Stress Awareness Day, Use Your Common Sense Day, Waiting for the Barbarians Day and King Tut Day!

Luvbug comes in with a near-freezing 34 (=7) and lots of candy for the buffet to celebrate Candy Day! Mallow comes in with a 38 (=11) and would rather drive everyone around the bend, reminding them that she has seen the Barbarians and they is us. Steve, meanwhile, brings a 52 (=7) and thinks it’s King Tuck Day. Then he frets that if he uses his common sense, he might not have any left! “Left”, Steve?

Mimi is using HER common sense today and that 60 (=6) does not stress her out one bit. Engine brought 56 (=11) servings of Rat Royster, with extra for King Tuck! Gracie T-t gives a shout-out to all those Egyptian cats out there, why King Tut had 37 (=10) all on his own!

Hail, hail, King Tuck is here to celebrate his day! He uses his Royal prerogative to make up 44 (=8) new words and we have to Use Our Common Sense to figure out what they might mean. And … could it be … could it really be … a below-freezing temperature? BeeGee brings us a 25 (=7). Candy for her, she’s earned it. And who is this I see slipping in last but Ana, with a 40 (=4). Janet is taking pictures? Of US??!! Hmm, THIS could cause some stress at the old Catty Shack!

And which Barbarians arrive first?
1st – Ana Bonana blows us all away with a 4
2nd – Common sense says there is safety in numbers as Luvbug, Steve and BeeGee all come in with an 7
3rd – King Tuck himself, celebrating his special day with an 8

And to the cart barn go those two most barbaric of barbarians, Mallow and Engine. Hey! Don’t think you can sneak that candy in there with you!

Taking my leave, your Guest Common (candied) ‘Tater, Mike

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11/04/2015 01:19.01 PM Report This Comment
Circling the cliches today 11-3-15
Luvbug(42) thinks watching cats chase their tails in circles is entertaining. Unless you're watching Steve & Bee Gee. *snicker* ... Thank goodness for hay. Mallow will be hitting some of that rather than any of us. She's not such a rotten apple after all ... Steve(43) would like a peanut butter & jellyfish sammie, for which he will gladly give you a dollar on the second Tuesday of next week ... Haley(38) has only ONE bit? You'll need a few more to have a dollar.

Tucker(40) says there are blank stares at his house. Too bad they aren't blank checks. NOT that we would take advantage or anything ... More blank stares from Mimi's(59) washed up jellyfish. Hey, you'd have a blank stare too if you were all washed up! ... Now I have a blank stare 'o.o' Engine(54) is serving up Parasite Pie! Does this mean we all have to get wormed later? I think I'll take a pass on the pie thanks.

Bee Gee(32) is going all scientific on us today, studying the various reactions of Steve and his jellyfish sammies, and of course, the rest of you and that parasite pie ... And from the Oxford cats, GTt(50) is casting votes while PD tries to join in on "give a dollar day" by tossing out catbucks.

Pretty skimpy "long" drives guys! At least a few of you made it into the 50s.
1st - Mimi, 59. Hold onto that one for Sunday.
2nd - Engine, 54. If I give you a dollar will you make the parasite pie go away?
3rd - GTt, 50. I vote for the Oxford comma!

And into the cart barn, and safely away from the parasite pie, goes Bee Gee (as if any parasite would be brave enough to face dang Darn!).

Cliches: I avoid them like the
plague - and parasite pie


11/03/2015 01:47.02 PM Report This Comment
11-2 recap
Well,aren't you a bunch of morbid ones planning your epitaphs. Then again,being deviled egg day,and the sort of toxic after effects of the egg,you may need to.

Luvbug (52) is going in circles to keep us all in line,good luck there!

Mallow (44) displays her thriftiness in her epitaph-"Mallow". She's like Cher,and Prince-first names only needed,you are just THAT famous.

I score a devilish 41. The deviled egg made me do it.

Ana (44) can see clearly now the rain and winds have gone.

GTt is making egg salad,all 36 eggs at a time.

Engine breaks out the big guns (or mugs) with a 60 oz stein to wash down the braised bumblebees and frozen field mice. We'll all be seeing circles after that.

Mudcat (63) is watching the cart wheels go round and round. She's had a little too much Heinicat and eggs too.

Tuck and Dot (46) appear for the breakfast of champions,that well balanced diet -cookies and beer.

And BG(44) tells the Cookie Monster how to get to Sesame Street. Good thing its traffic controller day,or he would never make it by her directions.

1st: GTt with 36
2nd: ME with 41
3rd: BG,Mallow,and Ana with 44.

Losers: Mudcat with 63,and Engine with 60


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11/02/2015 01:35.13 PM Report This Comment
My my MY! 11-1-15
November looks like a VERY busy month, and you expect us to START OUT with an extra mile? I don't THINK so! And how can I tell if my fried clams are French? Is it possible an Italian clam might have snuck in? Or even a Spanish clam? Ole!

Looks like November is off to a winning start for Luvbug. You and your 45 have earned a piece of the pot. Pie. Pot pie. Whatever. Mallow's 47 isn't a winner, but her Zero Tasking plan has winner written all over it! Especially the "all day" version.

Too bad Sandy couldn't sprinkle a '9' into her hand. That 48 joins the growing list of losers. Mimi has a loser too, 58, but that's okay, since she has lots planned for today. She's enjoying her own version of Zero Tasking by playing dead while J.C. does some fetching.

Wow, PD has finished the Furlip Files but is still feeling rather chatty. He's been dealt a nifty 45 by his faithful dealer, and so invites us all to celebrate with something called "ceese & wine". He's corrected that to read "cheese" but I was really hoping for some ceese.

Tucker is ready for that celebration, even though GTt only dealt him a 53. He must be wondering about that 'ceese' too! And finally, scary Bee Gee stands on the podium to accept her Scariest Cat Award. That's after her abbreviated 'extra mile' AND tossing her 48 into the air.

It looks like the winner's circle will be relatively well-mannered this first day of November, since the two most civilized members of CS get to split the winnings. *grump* It's so much more exciting when, say, Mallow & Mimi have the pot up for grabs. That's okay. We'll start off slow and built to a rip-roaring conclusion right after Thanksgiving. Maybe Bee Gee can figure out how to work her roasting pan into the fray!

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
More ceese, pleese!


11/01/2015 11:42.37 AM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
*Takes a deep breath*. Alright here we go for November.

Aviation History Month, Child Safety Protection Month, International Drum Month, National Adoption Awareness Month, National Epilepsy Month, National Model Railroad Month, National Novel Writing Month, Native American Heritage Month,
Peanut Butter Lovers Month, Real Jewelry Month, National Sleep Comfort Month, Home Care Month, Flu Awareness Month, Good Nutrition Month, Latin American Month, Georgia Pecan Month, Hunger Awareness Month, National Alzheimer's Month, National Fragrance Month, Marrow Awareness Month, Vegan Awareness Month, Military Appreciation Month, National Stamp Collecting Month, National Diabetes Awareness Month, International Creative Child & Adult Month, International Impotence Education Month, National Red Ribbon Month (anti-drunkdriving), Adopt A Senior Pet Month, National Inspirational Role Models Month, National Pet Cancer Awareness Month

Week Celebrations:
Week 1 - Chemistry Week. National Fig Week. Vegetarian Awareness Week, Osteopathic Medicine Week, Communication Week, Split Pea Soup Week, Notary Public Week
Week 2 - Pursuit Of Happiness Week, Random Acts of Kindness Week, Operating Room Nurse Week, Geography Awareness Week, National Children's Book Week, Education Week,
Week 3 Game and Puzzle Week, National Family Caregivers Week, National Adoption Week,
Week 4 - American Educational History Week, National Game & Puzzle Week, National Care Givers Week, Adoption Week, Family Week, Bible Week,

November 1st
All Saints Day. Christian holiday of All Saint's Day honors and recognizes all of the saints of the christian church, many of which were martyrs.

Dia De Los Muertos (Day of the Dead). a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico and around the world in other cultures. A day to visit the cemeteries or at least remember those who have passed on before you.

Extra Mile Day. A day to walk an extra mile for your health.

Authors' Day. A day set aside to recognize all of the authors worldwide.

Family Caregiver Day, A day set aside to thank those who help to take care of your family, whether it be an unpaid family member such as a parent or a paid caregiver such as a nurse.

Family Literacy Day. If you can read this thank someone who helped. Also a day to help others learn to read.

Go Cook For Your Pets Day. A day to cook something at home for your pet but do make sure it isn't toxic like chocolate or onions.

Prime Meridian Day. The Prime Merdian is the 0 degree longitude (an imaginary line which divides the earth vertically) which passes through Greenwich in the UK, near London. 'Meridian' means mid-day. It is the centremost longitude & all the places lying on the longitude have the same the time at once.

Digital Scrapbooking Day. A day to try your hand at a digital version of scrapbooking.

World Vegan Day. A day to eat no meat or dairy products for our humans. Please make sure that your cats and dogs still eat their

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote Zoe M. #147612 COTM.

10/31/2015 07:58.32 PM Report This Comment
BOO! 10-31-15
Happy Halloween. Hope you all spend it indoors with the lights off (to discourage mooching little children from knocking on your doors). Anybody does any mooching around here, it's gonna be one of US!

Sounds like Luvbug(44/8) has the right idea: stay inside, and hope no little Houdinis figure out how to open the gate latch! ... Mallow!(55/10), it's perfectly okay to like kids. They're great with sweet & sour sauce! heh heh.

Halloween is going down in Sandy's(32/5) town ... Mimi(46/10) has a valid point: in order to be a mind reader, first you need to find someone with a mind! (Love the pole dancer costume!) ... Little Miss Sunshine herself, Bee Gee(61/7) is here to let us know in no uncertain terms that she LOVES bad weather on Halloween, and HATES daylight saving time!

GTt(24/6)is having a sticky time of it today. She's counting all the minutes saved during daylight saving this year while scratching her claws on a new post. And her sticky caramel apple FROZE to her club! ... Tucker(44/8) tried to help his mom make "the girls" magically disappear bright and early this morning. Let my mom know how that worked - she's always trying to make me disappear in the morning! MOL!

Howl did we do today?
1st - Sandy, 5. Howling good putt!
2nd - GTt, 6. Scary with all those extra toes.
3rd - BeeGee, 7. Look! The wind blew half her face off!

And the lucky ones who get to tend the still in the batty spider-infested barn of darkness are Mallow & Mimi. Bet you're glad there was a tie for last today! That's okay. Enough of that witches brew out there and pretty soon those little black bats will start to look like flying pink elephants!

Happy Halloween!


10/31/2015 12:01.37 PM Report This Comment
10.30 Freaky Furiday
Almost time for the Big haunted Pumpkin Night. Thanks (I think) to Frankenstein who was born today. LuvBug celebrates this special before all-hallow's evening by taking one of his bandana's-- from a collection of 44-- out. This is not one of the gang member types.
A. Mallow has 52 items on her busy day checklist. First she's got to clear out the haunted Fridge. Be careful.
Mimi and JC celebrate today. The all-black catty-- aren't they all?-- takes the day off for his COTD. Mimi whacks her own 57 long drive then celebrates Freaky Furiday by wearing her yellow polka dot bandana. Our wonderfully freaky food maven, N-gin, arrives bearing 46 Squirrel Stampedes (?) and a supply of Goulish Ghostinis -- Seasonal Fare.
Those look good to GTt who orders 42 drinks and raises all her glasses to JC as COTD. Tuck is Fearful of his Freak Furiday fridge and the noises it makes he's not to shy to join GTt in sharing his 41 Ghostinis.
Bee Gee blew in with 53 mph haunted winds. No candy corn for her either, please?
safe and rested for the Sunday Card Party.
So, how Freaky was it?
Mimi wins all by herself with 57
BeeGee 2nd with 53 miles of hot air
Mallow comes in 3rd with 52 things to do
And off to the Cart Barn and Still Sitting is our own Tucker (41). GTt (42) can join him.
Have a good night and don't let your refrigerator frighten you too much!
Purrs, PD Budd,
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10/30/2015 03:05.20 PM Report This Comment
10-29 recap
National CAT day! Big whoop,we've been cheated-a DAY??? Dogs have dog DAYS of summer. The mutts get an entire summer,and we get a day? Good thing we've been worshiped for centuries,or things could get ugly.Let ses what cat day activities you all have planned...

Luvbug (51) celebrates with long walks thru cemeteries with oatmeal pancakes.

Mallow( 50) takes the group pawty approach and invites us all (yes,you did) to be loved and pampered and worshiped and catered to ,and... and then we all woke up from that daydream.

I score another 50-eeks!! I'm celebrating myself for cat day. I love me more than anyone I know.

Sandy (70) celebrates being a warm weather cat for the day.

Mudcat (68) stands in the LONG,and ever increasing line at her house to be loved,and licked all over. wait,SHE'S doing the licking,lets get that straight.

Engine (62) everyone's pawty girl brings our fav-snail shooters (were we drunk when we said we liked that??) and spayghetti with mouse's meatballs.

GTt (56) battles rain and fog to make sure she gets her MCLovin for the day.

Tuck and Dot (51) Still battling the CC gremlins,celebrate in an under the couch close encounter pawty. Hard to get a disco ball under there.

And what would CAT (it rhymes with bat) day be without BG (46). She does her typical Darn approach to everything-frazzled and frizzy,like her fur.


1st with a 46 is BG
2nd with 50's is a tie with Mallow and ME
3rd is another tie of 51's with Tuck and Dot,and Luvbug

Losers: Sandy with 70,and Mudcat with 68


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10/29/2015 01:14.08 PM Report This Comment
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