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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

About Me

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 2 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Timmy 8851
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I've had 63692 friends visit me.

I'm the 51,960th member on CatChannel.com.

7,959 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Mornin..
Oh Tuck That was a close one... Mouse really threw a hairball when we told her she had to work today, did you see the ~66~ rolls of tape she had...we are so lucky to still have fur!!!
Purrs, Dot & Tuck

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05/27/2015 03:40.27 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
Got on my white socks all ready to go to the hop. Whacked a 72 with a purple popsicle stick. Where was that score on Sunday? When I needed it. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

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05/27/2015 03:21.30 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
Secretary on the run...I'm on a roll... Here's a pot of Spirited Sparrow with Diced Dove and an extra large keg of MAD DOG 20. Fur your delight, I also brought 68 pawdipped chocolate covered Crickets. I'm on a roll....vrrrooommmm...

meows and purrs

Engine

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05/27/2015 02:07.55 AM Report This Comment
Wed CS
64. Score! I can have my own purrsonal little mouse army to do ALL my bidding,if I can keep from eating them.....


XOXO~S~

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05/27/2015 12:04.01 AM Report This Comment
" Ba .. ba .. ba .. ba ... Let's go to the hop,
Let's go to the hop ..." Well, I don't turn my nose up at hops, either. So here I am, out for (snicker) fitness. I mean, HOW much fitness does it provide when we ride around in carts all the time?

Psst ... in honour of Cellophane Tape Day, along with Luvbug's decorations on the carts I've stuck some rows of double-stick ALL around the hole. It'll make putting a challenge and we always love a challenge around here, right? 56 for me! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Events~vote Uncle Buddy Budd #189993 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Welcome A.Q. MerryBelle & Sakura, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly, Mojo Blackbear ~ sittin' pretty!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A. Shai.

05/26/2015 08:56.17 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
I'm a-hopping with the hops over here along with some mischief.

Sunscreen Protection Day. Do make sure your humans put on their sunscreen to lessen the chance of getting skin cancer. The same applies to our naked cat friends or those with pink noses or white coats.

Grape Popsicle Day. If you like them there's some on the buffet table. Of course ours is artificial flavored as cats aren't to eat grapes as they are toxic.

Cellophane Tape Day. Invented in 1930 by Richard Drew at 3M. So go ahead and wrap up something in remembrance. Since I'm in the cart barn, some carts are going to be decorated in pretty colors of tape.

Senior health and Fitness Day. Let's see: Playing golf for Fitness? Check. Don't forget to get your check ups every kitty. Your humans as well.

Low 47 with fog - again.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote UBB #189993 COTM.

05/26/2015 07:57.30 PM Report This Comment
Let's go to the hop! 5-26-15
Any hop will do! Luvbug(46) seems to think we might be interested in something called the "Lindy Hop". I'm not sure who this Lindy fella is, but as far as I'm concerned, he can do his own hopping! ... Oh Mallow!(54) LOVE the cherry pit projectiles plunked at the squirrels! NOT a squirrel lover! Bunnies hopping on the links? Where? ... Sandy(68) is waiting for a nice breeze to push her over 90.

Miss Engine(68) sends her regrets for missing the luau yesterday. Oh yeah, fire walkers and everything! Leis, suckling pig in a pit. Shoulda been here. *chuckle* Do NOT let the KitKats melt! ... Mimi(67) says it's bread & water rations for the Pole Cat Clan if they don't start bringing down a few rampaging squirrels. Glad J.C. finally got Jeeped home ... Oh gee, GTt(66.6) Are you SURE you want to go with that score? Did you hear from UBB already and he informs you he didn't end up where he hoped? So now you want to make nice with Ol' Scratch?

Tucker says the varmints are invading the squirrel proof feeder! Only varmints we want to see around here are 67 proof Pink Squirrels ... Steve!(67) What kept you? Were you still trying to figure out which end of the bottle to blow in? *snark* ... Hey Mallow, I think Bee Gee(54) has a whole mess of pits you can shoot at the squirrels. Slingshots, too! Better range and accuracy than a pea shooter.

Long drives for today go to:
1st - Sandy & Engine, tied at 68.
2nd - A real pile up at 67, with Mimi, Tucker, & Steve.
3rd - GTt, sucking up to UBB's new landlord with her 66.6.

And into the cart barn to stoke the still goes our very own Lindy Luvbug with a cool 46. Just hop on down there.

~~~~~~~~Toby~~~~
Somebody hand me some cherry pits.
With my catapult it'll be like buckshot!
Engine, you got a recipe needs LOTS of squirrels?
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05/26/2015 03:00.31 PM Report This Comment
Waiit a minute...
We only CHASE the squirrels? How about we pass out slingshots to everybody and a handful of those pits Mallow has? There's a special award for whoever picks off the most squirrels, and Engine will have a delicious recipe or two that calls for a pile of squirrels, I'm sure. Blueberries AND strawberries? After that buffet, we're gonna need a new litter box! No WAY are we cleaning THAT! I think I'll juts hold it til I get home. It's only take me 54 hops!

Bee Gee
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05/26/2015 06:27.19 AM Report This Comment
Tues CS
67. I'll pick that classy little number 11,the black squirrel with the white racing stripe down her back and tail. I bet she can win any race. Ohhhh...chase,squirrel CHASE,I get it now. No thanks,I have not the energy.

XOXO~S~

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05/26/2015 04:01.37 AM Report This Comment
Morning,
we saw our pesky squirrel helping himself from mom's squirrel proof feeder...ya so much for squirrel proof we have tried ~67~ times to get him...he just laughs at us from the top of the tree. I have to try one of those Muddled Mouse Margaritas. Purrs, Tuck & Dot

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05/26/2015 03:59.37 AM Report This Comment
26.5 Here I Am
there are squirrels racing all over the links today!! Yea!!
i produce a mice round 66.6 on a purrfect summerish morning.
Purrs,
GTt

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05/26/2015 03:58.29 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
Saw 67 squirrels digging in Moms plants this am. Mom issued an ultimatum to all cats. She is cutting the kibble if this doesn't cease. J.C. is busy leaving a trail of acorns to the water hole. Hopefully Ol' Toothy will handle this if the stupid squirrels follow the trail. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

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05/26/2015 03:44.17 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
Here I am...it's me, Engine...the phantom. Great profile picture! I'll surely miss UBB and his Snarkies. My apologies for missing the past few days. Secretary has been scratched. I brought you a pot of Roasted Run-Away Rats with Firefly Flutters and a keg of Muddled Mouse Margaritas. 68 and my KitKat bars are melting in my fur pockets.....vrrrrooooommmm....

meows and purrs

Engine

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05/26/2015 02:32.27 AM Report This Comment
nice breezes here
and 68 this morning going to the 90s today as well as tomorrow. sandy

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05/26/2015 12:49.08 AM Report This Comment
Hows about the Bunny Hop?
We can hop all around the course and shoot our long drives with cherries. NO, we are not gonna pluck 'em offa the cherry desserts, horrors! I have the pits and I will shoot 'em at anyone who tries!

No, I did not say I AM the pits. Any leftover pits I will shoot at the squirrels. Looks like there's about 54 of 'em. Pits, I mean. Not squirrels. -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Events~vote Uncle Buddy Budd #189993 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Welcome A.Q. MerryBelle & Sakura, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly, Mojo Blackbear ~ sittin' pretty!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A. Shai.

05/25/2015 09:57.22 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
HR - Nice job.

GT-t - Nice swing you have there. Hugs to you, PD and mom.

Sally Ride Day. Honors the first American woman in space - aboard STS-7, the second flight of the Space Shuttle "Challenger" on 6/18/1983.

Blueberry Cheesecake Day. There's some on the buffet bar.

Cherry Dessert Day. Also o the buffet bar, without the seeds. If anyone wants the seeds they're on the bench next to the golf carts.

Lindy Hop Day. A fun, energetic dance originating in Harlem back in the 1920's with the sound of Jazz swing music. So go ahead and have a dance on the floor.

Low 46.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote UBB #189993 COTM.

05/25/2015 07:18.32 PM Report This Comment
Miss you UBB!
I am so glad I knew you, virtually or in the fur, (or not) you have been one of the greatest cats I know. Can't beat you for a golfing Buddy or drinking pal. So belly up to the bar cats, Mimi has fired up the still, cranked up the boombox, polished her pole and is going to show you how an Irish wake goes down. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

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05/25/2015 03:15.41 PM Report This Comment
The Last Hurrah 5-25-15
Or is that 'huzzah'? What the heck, for you, UBB, let's do both! Huzzah huzzah hurrah! That was so special of Bee Gee to buff those clogs to a brilliant Pepsodent gleem. Get it? Oh, I still got it. *chuckle* So let's all lift our mugs for the greatest honor of all, praising the wits and wisdoms of the wonderful friend who we shall see no more as long as we breathe. And if we do, then Glockamara, we best start runnin'!

Luvbug has brought just about all the necessities for an appropriate Irish wake, including the whiskey and the tap shoes. We can save that wine til the whiskey runs out! Mallow is still sober enough to belt out a few verses about raking the mallows. Or some such. She swears it's an absolutely for reel song. Oriole. Or real. Aw, Ana and family have brought some plants to decorate UBB's final resting place. That was very thoughtful, knowing how he loved to help his mom in the garden.

Always thoughtful, in a thoughtless kind of way, Steve brings his Glendalough bottle. Just the bottle. No telling what happened to the contents. Perhaps he'll toot us a little tune later? ON THE BOTTLE! Gad, what did you THINK I meant?? Bee Gee is clogging her way through a million verses of "Beer Beer Beer", which really sings the praises of Charlie Mops. And to the list of "Do Cats Have These?" she adds elbows. Although we know at least one cat with thumbs.

PD and GTt are here representing the guest of honor, who is currently taking a well deserved rest in the garden. They brought their mom's best bottle, cleverly disguising it as their own in a brown bag. What we'd like to know is, best bottle of what? It came from the kitchen cupboard huh? Not cooking sherry! No, couldn't be. PD lets loose with a line and a half of rhyme. And Gracie is already practicing for her new position as family golfer. And the party ratchets up another level.

And to you all, these words:
"Death leaves a heartache
no one can heal;
Love leaves a memory no
one can steal."
Hear! Hear!
To UBB! Our friend forever.
Life will go on here without you, my friend.
But don't you dare think we'll forget you!
Hell, if we did, we'd have a terrible time recognizing you in the great hereafter!
On now! And off you go! We hear you have a whole new set of adventures ahead of you! No time to waste! Send us a postcard now and then would ya? *wink* Cheerio old chap!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
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05/25/2015 02:12.18 PM Report This Comment
Ha-ha-har!!
Hey Everycat! GTt and PD here.
Of course cats have elbows and so bend yours and lift 'em high.
On this brown bag day we brought our own (well, mom's) from the kitchen cupboard in a mice brown bag. And some crispy pork rinds too.
The songs are cute and naughty, just as UBB likes.
All his good furrends hereat the Catty Shack, to celebrate his life.
Pass your glasses 'round dear furrends and let the jigs begin.
BeeGee has her clogs shined so bright-- they'll nearly blind us.
You go, girl!
Dancing by the pale moonlight.
That's enough rhyme for me. Just want to enjoy ll this fun... and to let you know that by the time we got here, GTt had whacked an 85! Too bad it is not a Long Drive Day.
Purrs,
PD Budd, Top Cat & Princess

Come visit me, Uncle Buddy Budd (UBB)... 5.23.15, Gracie T-t, Spring without UBB, Goff Furiends & Families, PD Budd, It's Spring & the 2 Budd's -njoying Life.

05/25/2015 12:52.52 PM Report This Comment
Now here's to UBB!
Thanks for being a great pal and co-conspirator. If it weren't for you we wouldn't have anywhere to go on Sundays to lose our catbucks. And you really helped bring along the idea of Catty Shack. Couldn't have done it without you, Buddy. So here's to the great bald one, may he always putt straight. And have fur too. May he always have fur! Cheers!

And here's a great bottle to toast you with. Powers John Lane Release. I figure where you are you probably don't need the 'power', but we do down here! Musha ringuma durama di, there's whiskey in the jar! Here's to UBB! Thanks for the memories!

Bee Gee, the boys and girls, the kids, the ladies, and the seniors. Fare thee well, and we'll try and do the same!
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05/25/2015 07:20.03 AM Report This Comment
I'm not surprised, Mallow!
Are we all ready for a great old Irish wake? Look, I even polished up my good clogs! We should be pasted to the floor by tonight! Here's another one to bend your elbow to. Wait. Do cat's even have elbows?

"Beer Beer Beer

A long time ago, way back in history,
When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
Tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
One thing you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell
So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
Tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
It's only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
And to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
Tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!"

Here's to Charlie! Cheers!
Bee Gee
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05/25/2015 07:16.17 AM Report This Comment
Monday CS
64-my non score for non golf. In the spirit of things,I brought my Glendalough bottle,just the bottle,sorry,the contents are gone. Kidding! A toast to UBB!!!! An honor and privilege to play golf with you,and call you my furiend.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline til Tuesday & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline til Tuesday.

05/25/2015 04:35.20 AM Report This Comment
happy memorial day!
and what a better way to honor ubb than to light 4 candles in his memory as he was a golf player/fan and watcher as well as reporter through and through! we just wanted to leave some plants as he had a green thumb too like janet our blogger does and what a better way than to leave him some plants to use at the rb to honor those like him who have passed this year so many of them too! hey ubb, please start a golf game for the angels up there they just might hit some down here with hail balls! that way we'll know you are playing at the games and having fun! sandy,ab,haley,angels

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05/25/2015 12:41.26 AM Report This Comment
In honour of UBB's bird watching project,
I've decided to grace us with some of Ireland's finest Redbreast Single Pot Still Whiskey. And my illustrious presence, of course. <ahem> I'm pourin' some for everyone as we drink to our pal UBB.

And before I get too blitzed to carry a tune, I haveta share my very favourite Irish drinkin' song of all -- mi mi mi:

♫ Beauing, belleing, dancing, drinking,
Breaking windows, cursing, sinking
Every raking, never thinking,
Live the Rakes of Mallow;
Spending faster than it comes,
Beating waiter's bailiffs, duns,
Bacchus' true begotten sons,
Live the Rakes of Mallow.

♫ One time naught but claret drinking,
Then like politicians, thinking
To raise the "sinking funds" when sinking.
Live the Rakes of Mallow.
When at home, with da-da dying,
Still for mellow water crying;
But, where there's good claret plying
Live the Rakes of Mallow.

♫ Racking tenants stewards teasing,
Swiftly spending, slowly, raising,
Wishing to spend all their days in
Raking as at Mallow.
Then to end this raking life,
They get sober, take a wife,
Ever after live in strife,
And wish again for Mallow. ♫

And that's an absolutely for real song. Cheers, UBB!

Got a 53 if anyone's countin' -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Events~vote Uncle Buddy Budd #189993 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Welcome A.Q. MerryBelle & Sakura, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly, Mojo Blackbear ~ sittin' pretty!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A. Shai.

05/24/2015 10:44.31 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
I know - No golf today but here for the Irish Wake for UBB, complete with the Irish Whiskey. Going to miss you UBB. RIP buddy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sugar.

Memorial Day. USA. A day to remember all those who have served our country. Remember at 3pm stop for a moment of silence and thank them for their service. Thank you all for your service.

Victoria Day. Canada. In remembrance of Queen Victoria (1837-1901) who reigned England and her Colonies for 63 years. All hail the Queen.

National Tap Dance Day. Time to take a few taps on the floor or watch a movie or a live performance. It is also in remembrance of the birthday of Bill "Bojangles" Robinson on May 25, 1878.

National Missing Children Day. Remember all those children who have been abducted - some have been found and some never have. So please take the time to learn more about it and help save a life.

National Wine Day (not to be confused with Drink Wine Day in Feb.) So pick your favorite wine and have some or learn more about the many variety of wines. Remember Drink responsibly and Don't Drink and Drive.

National Brown Bag it Day. Take your own lunch to work or play.

Towel Day. Nothing like a nice clean warm soft towel any time of the day.

Low 47.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote UBB #189993 COTM.

05/24/2015 07:28.02 PM Report This Comment
Celebrating UBB!
Monday is Memorial day, and what better way to have a memorial than to throw an Irish wake for our dear friend UBB, who I'm sure would approve! Let's open the barrel and let the Irish whiskey flow freely as we sing (or yowl) our favorite drinking song! I'll get us started. This is a long one *snicker* but a good one *har har*

"The Scotsman's Kilt"
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He stumbled on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then staggered off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o de
He staggered off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o dill
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt above the waist so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o dirth
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie star of the Scot's lifted kilt did show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o doh
Around the bonnie star of the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a trees
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
"My friend I don't where you've been but I see you won first prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o die
"My friend I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"

Cheers!

Bee Gee
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05/24/2015 04:52.14 PM Report This Comment
Mixed Sunday recap 5-24-15
Considering nearly everyone forgot Sunday is CARD GAME day! At least there were a few hands dealt. A paltry few.

As for the UBB Memorial Invitational, Luvbug(45) really should have saved that hand for cards. Woulda been in the winner's club. Well now, at least Mallow(54) doubled that score down and plays a nine in le Blanc Moustaches Casino. I hope PD isn't jealous of your tiara. He's just a princess though, so he doesn't have that queenly quality. Sandy(48) is mixing her scores all up with a few changes thrown in for good weather. Er, measure.

Oh brother, we have a missing catty on the loose again! Mimi(60), you're gonna have to put a harness on that J.C.! Or a noose. See? Another one who should have paid closer attention to the schedule! Tucker(45) had a winning hand. But as they say, ya can't win if ya don't play! Eww, Bee Gee's(60) been out playing with the snails! And I don't care what kind of fancy name you call 'em, they're still snails! At least she managed to pass her score off to Pig, who ran over to the back alley behind GTt's to toss his old shark fin into the pot. Let's see you guys try to split THAT! HAhha!

And last but Top Cat is Princess PD, who delivers his cards(36) and a brief update about our dear departed UBB. Not so fast with grabbing that pot, me boy! I think you'll have to discuss the splittage with Mallow. I think she wants a gumball and part of that pine cone. You guys will have to work out the details on the shark fin.

IF we had been playing golf, I can't really say who would have won, since Sunday doesn't have a golf schedule. So. You all lost! Hahhha!

Word for tomorrow: It's Memorial Day and some of you won't be available to post and so there will be NO GOLF tomorrow! However, there WILL be an Irish Wake in the clubhouse for UBB. Anyone who'd like to come out can bring their favorite bottle of Irish Whiskey. We'll try to provide food. But there WILL be booze! Come as you are, come any time. No live blogging. Live clogging maybe, but...

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Miss ya already UBB.
Gonna be a long summer
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05/24/2015 01:32.39 PM Report This Comment
5/24 Cards are Good
[posted this on the wrong page so it is late... new hand = 69... A WINNER TOO!]
We are here for a mice distracting game of T. Cards. I am purrty good at this (compared to goff) so let me put in the 36 score and rake in the pot-- no, not my belly hanging over the table, but all those lovely catbucks that will go under my mattress until the Big Vacation .
GTt is here dealing (for me... ) er... for us. Now you see 'em, now you don't.
{Second night of a frost. the young beans are dead, two little squash plant demised... and so did Uncle Buddy. he rests under a large, heavy rock with new clover planted in the front and three gladiola bulbs in the back of the stone. We three are supposed to go out later on and visit the grave. It is right next to GTt's Brush Pile.
RIP-- sitings of him at a Rainbow Bridge are truly exaggerated. He is under that big rock.
Someday mom is going to write his name & numbers on the rock. If he rises up into the Rainbow after that .., well...
She lost her camera so she cannot take a photo.}

Purrs,
PD Budd

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05/24/2015 08:49.03 AM Report This Comment
A moment of silence... 5-23-15
By now UBB has taken his place among the stars. Farewell, fellow golfer and co-founder of Catty Shack. May all your putts be straight and level from now on.

True to his name, Luvbug(45/9) sends love to UBB and his mom. And for GTt and PD Budd, lucky pennies to make a wish. Don't make wishes in the hazard! ... Mallow(54/9) won't be tossing any pennies anywhere to make a wish. Well, at least not Canadian pennies. I think we can find a few loose U.S. ones in the couch cushions for you ... Sandy (45/9) blows onto the links frost free! Yay!

Mimi(60/6) thinks she can scrape together enough pennies to make dollars. Good luck with that ... Tucker(32/5). Wait. Did I read that right? 32?? Um, maybe you better scooch in next to those charbroiled chipmunks ... And Bee Gee(59/14) is feeling sluggish. Turtle-ish. Same kinda thing.

Okay, how "jazzy" were your putts?
1st - Tucker, with his freezing little jazz number, 5.
2nd - Mimi and her "dollars from pennies" fantasy, 6.
3rd - All tied up on the third place podium, Luvbug, Mallow, and Sandy, 9.

All alone in the cart barn hugging the still is down-in-the-dumps Bee Gee, dragging her stumpy tail behind her.

~~~~Toby~~~~
With a heavy heart
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05/23/2015 11:29.11 AM Report This Comment
Long drive day
Two wonderful,glorious days in a row with the Stevester.No,this isn't a recurring nightmare,I'm simply filling in for the Budd's today,you can all stop running away.Now let me see how I can severely screw up this recap. Thanks goodness there is no adding or subtracting.

Luvbug (48) is on his turn before you burn campaign today with no fry day. Someone to watch over us,I'm touched. No,I didn't say for any of you TO touch me. Can't touch this.

Mallow (58) is back in black as the dark angel today. Goth,the look becomes you.

GTt (40) is forming an all girl band. Do you take requests? How about "I Kissed a Squirrel,and I Liked It"?

Mudcat (54) OMG-she brought the Squirrel Supreme for Engine today. I see bite marks out of it,where did THOSE come from? Hmmmm???? She brings her diversified family with her to join in the feast.

Tuck and Dot (45) go on sparrow patrol. I don't think luring them in with your Heinicat is an approved method of birding,but when do we ever do what is "approved".

Me! See how late I'm running today? You never even noticed,did you! I score a 45,and still checking all body parts to make sure the rapture didn't take anything. I really think we should all be insulted we were turned down.

BG (62) comes in doing the walk of shame,still in last nights rapture pawty goth gear.

And...is that all??? Maybe the rapture done took Ana/Sandy.Nope,there they are with a 54.

Scores! My paws are sweaty,I know I'm going to get this wrong....

1st:BG 62
2nd: Mallow 58
3rd: Mudcat 54 and Ana

Cart barn duties(I hate to do this to you,its ALL BG's fault) is GTt with 40. There! I think I did it right,if not,that is also BG's fault :)

XOXO~S~

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05/22/2015 10:10.18 AM Report This Comment
5-21 recap
A BIG group rally for our own golfer extraordinaire UBB! Things are a little quiet around here without you. Now,on to the less mushy stuff-memo,day,I need a patch for that day,waiter and waitress day,day without shoes,strawberries and cream,and rapture pawty!!! Nothing like a good 'ol rapture to bring out the best in us,and get things cranked up.

Luvbug (47) leaves a memo about his memo in hopes of remembering what the first memo was about.

Mallow (57) brings her holy cow to make holy cream for the strawberries.

I score a less than a nice 44. I DO hope the rapture is a whole lot warmer.

GTt (37) puts in (not putts in) a show as temporary replacement for UBB during closet time. Great to hear he is getting his grump back.

Mudcat (64) has the waitress with the mostest who can carry 7 dinner plates balanced on her head,and gives service with a smile. Maybe that's a grimace.

Engine (60) better a day late than never! Absence makes our stomachs grow fonder (and thinner. Everyone rushes to the Mousemobile for curried crickets and loin of ladybug(take 10,their small).

Tuck and Dot (45) tip their clubs,and their steins to drinking buddy UBB. If that don't cure what ails him,nothing will.

And BG(60) although VERY busy trying to delete me form her life (can't be done-even YOU cannot do that) she still manages to memo her demands with the higher ups-mom.
Ack! We have a late comer after I typed this up!!!!Haley scores a matching 44 to my 44.

Scores!

1st: GTt with 37
2nd: ME and Haley with 44
3rd: Tuck and Dot with 45

Losers:Mudcat with 64,and her helpers Engine and BG with 60

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline til Tuesday & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline til Tuesday.

05/21/2015 01:08.10 PM Report This Comment
5/20/15 - Strawberry Fields Forever
Well no, actually the season is way too short. But we’re taking advantage today because it’s Pick Strawberries Day. Gather ye strawberries while ye may … or something like that.

Luvbug tells us that it’s also Weights and Measures Day. Think you can pick 46 (=10) lbs of strawberries today? Mallow’s going to try it the metric way, eh? She comes up with 55 (=10) kilograms of the juicy red berries. Steve, meanwhile, is steering clear of the strawberry field because he’s heard that 47 (=11) spiders have been sighted there. Just this morning. “♫ I don’t like spiders & snakes, and that ain’t what it takes … ♫”

Sandy is hitting the road early with a 52 (=7) and Mimi also avoids the strawberry fields since she might stain her pretty white socks. Then Mom would have to use 70 (=7) cups of detergent to get them clean. Tuck, on the other hand is looking on the bright side. He shoots a 44 (=8) and dives into the strawberry patch to get his lips good & stained. BeeGee finishes the day by using a strawberry to putt a 53 (=8) and then we adjourn to the clubhouse to enjoy strawberry shortcake with LOTS of whipped cream piled on top.

And the results are all-inclusive and extremely symmetrical:
1st: Sandy and Mimi, tied with 7
2nd: Tucker and BeeGee, tied with 8
3rd: Luvbug and Mallow, tied with 10
All alone out in left (strawberry) field is Steve with an 11.

We notice that our friend UBB is absent from the links today and we send purrs for him, along with a tempting chunk of strawberry shortcake which we hope will wake up his appetite. It’s also Be a Millionaire Day, and we take this opportunity to realize how rich we are in friendship.

Your Guest Common (red-stained) ‘Tater, Mike

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05/20/2015 01:46.37 PM Report This Comment
Boys and Girls Club Day! 5-19-15
Well, we have some boys. AND we have some girls. Hey, we have a club! Did you all bring your membership cards? If not, I'll bet we can print you one up really quick. Luvbug(44) thinks we should volunteer to be helpful somewhere. Luvbug, you DO realize who you're talking to here, right?

Oh now, Mallow(56) sounds like she's in the girl's club spirit. As long as the 'spirit' we're referring to is Beelzebub, and we're selling devil's food cake at a fund raiser! ... Steve(65) is all about sunshine and lollipops today. Orange ones, no doubt. No Steve, Death Ray Day isn't until sometime in August.

The Angels(62) are here, maybe to help Mallow with that bake sale? Just to level the playing field, you understand ... Mimi(72) is inventing a new club dance, incorporating her backyard moles and a pole. We'll call it the May Ray Mole Pole Boogie ... Tucker(66) is turning mole hills into mountains. Good thing cake makes everything better, Mr. Little Ray of Sunshine.

Engine(68) is ready to cater the bake sale! Just make room for some of those yummy looking rabbit rolls and mashed moles. Whattya mean, those are just for the help?? Okay, I'll settle for a snapping turtle shooter ... And Bee Gee(59) is all into volunteering - to furnish the Easy Bake oven for the Bake-a-Mole recipe contest!

Nice humid day on the links today. Did you all go long?
1st - Mimi, 72. No sweat in the mole tunnels today.
2nd - Engine, 68. You can have all the leftover moles from the Easy Bake contest!
3rd - Tucker, 66. Mr. Ray Day summer bummer baby buggy bumpers.

And who is in the steamy still of the cart barn? Why, if it's not Mr. "Help By Donating Your Time". Luvbug just volunteered to stir the corn mash!

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Three cheers for Luvbug!
I think everything's accounted for now. :-)
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05/19/2015 02:19.33 PM Report This Comment
5-18 CS
Now you see the birdie....now you don't! *Burp* Well,they are really trying to make good kitties out of all of us today-slim chance. Visit your relatives day,no dirty dishes day(or dirty dancing Mudcat) . Loser gets dishwasher duty!

Luvbug (46) lovingly makes an orange cheese souffle baked in a cherry wood oven at his relatives house. Great idea,now who is going to tell Luvbug he volunteered to do this?

Mallow (56) puffs her cheese balls for a whole in one. Putts,thats supposed to be putts. She had me all excited when she said mouse,and Mickey in the same sentence. Where are YOU going when you win the golf game?

I score my fav little 66,its been SO good to me lately.

Haley (68) is catching a South breeze up North.Hmmmm......

Engine passes 66 gophers(or golfers???) on the way to deliver a steaming bird nest brulee (wheres the birdie?) with flatfish floats.

Mudcat (72) passes on both the dirty dishes,and the relatives while zooming over to the weenie wagon.

Tuck and Dot (68) want more cheese,please. Gonna be a busy day at the litter box around here.

Uncle Grumpy Grump (55) slows his row,row,row long enough to partake of the golf food grubfest. We REALLY have it rough out here,don't we :)

BG (53) lives on the edge with canned food. Its more fun to peel off the labels and get the surprise inside.

Scores!
1st: Luvbug with 46
2nd: BG with 53
3rd: UGG with 55

Losers: Mudcat with 72 and a tie with Haley,Tuck and Dot with 68.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline til Tuesday & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline til Tuesday.

05/18/2015 12:59.38 PM Report This Comment
Happy card game! 5-17-15
Even though that pot looks like a pack rat's nest. Looks like everyone lost their shirt at the races! Well, in UBB's case, he lost his fur. *snicker* So you all just rooted around in the couch cushions - or under the seats in the tour bus - and bet the first thing you grabbed. I'm good with that.

Luvbug obviously didn't care what he tossed into the kitty, since he has a winning 9, so he bet a few "oven mites". Baking day must be really interesting at your place.

Mallow also seems indifferent to the composition of the pot with her 9, tossing in a pawful of cherry pits from that delightful cherry cobbler. She and Luvbug will be splitting an interesting pot.

Looks like all Haley has to add to the pot is today's page from her golf calendar. That 6 is a real loser.

Well now, even though Mimi's hand is a loser, she livened up the pot with a few real live rats! Her hand ended up at 8, which still beats the other players.

And Bee Gee is one of the "others" with a miserable 6. She's so disgusted she threw in the whole rat's nest!

So, Luvbug and Mallow get to decide what to do with some oven mites and a few cherry pits. Maybe feed them to those rats? At least the little rodents have a place to bed down until we find out if Engine is willing to grill them up tomorrow!

Luvbug & Mallow, 9, Mimi, 8, Bee Gee & Haley, 6. Looks like the Big Kahuna and his devious dealer are no-shows today. Life must get rough on the campaign trail bus!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Round and round and up and down
Going in circles on the merry-go-round.
Wonder if we can figure out a roulette wheel
for the White Whisker Club and Casino?
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05/17/2015 01:38.25 PM Report This Comment
Love A Tree today! 5-16-15
Unless you're caught in the rough. Then it's a little hard to enjoy the forest. Luvbug(45/9) sounds like he's ready for a little fun at the swimmin' hole. Maybe tie a rope on a high tree limb and swing out over the water. Bombs away!

Mallow(54/9) is having a great time at the Headless Chicken Festival, getting ready for the Headless 5K run. Be careful your headless self doesn't run into a tree! How can you SEE with no head??

Oh now, Miss Mudcat(64/10) has a wonderful love of trees, especially the mighty oak, from which whiskey barrels are made! *snicker*

Looks like PD Budd(59/14) and Miss Toes are practicing their dealing for tomorrow. No fair! They prefers to appreciate the smaller "trees" that put the malt in malt whiskey. But UBB will probably be mentioning some birds in the trees in his daily blog. Gee, sounds like a line from a musical. "Every little breeze..."

And everyone's favorite bully Bee Gee(53/8) is celebrating the Gherkin Tree by using her little pickle to putt. (Good thing Steve's not here to hear that!)

Small crowd today. Everybody else must be at the horse races. So, how did the putters perform
1st - Bee Gee by a nose, 8.
2nd - Dead heat, Luvbug & Mallow, 9.
3rd - Mudcat, 10. Picking up acorns so you can grow your own whiskey barrels? I don't think it works like that.

~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
But what if it did?

Oh no! Last minute late entry! Ana(60/6), if you had been a minute sooner you would have won! It's okay, we'll still let you buy the house a round!
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05/16/2015 03:52.23 PM Report This Comment
5.15.15 Lucky numbers!
Wonderful Long Drive Day!! Loads of Pizza available for everycat at the bar. Heinekat on tap but N-Gin (60) brought in freshly stirred -- not shaken (too much) Rabbitinis. Not sure if they go with pizza, but those tiny gold fish crackers covered in halibut hash go good with the tinis/
A. Mallow is getting her tour together and thinks she's heading out along I-51 on this 5-15-15 to find the mysterious headless chicken(s) in Fruita- (caka) Colorado. She'll have to detour at the Cart Barn first. After she got so excited she was running around like a chicken with his head cut off and she forgot to post her score.
The wonderful Luvbug (47) had drizzly rain today... sorry. But he looks charming in his straw hat. The bull horn on his cart is a tad over the top, ya think? Both Steve and Mimi whacked solid 52's today. Steve has declared himself the "Great Endangered Orange Cat" and therefore, he deserves his own pizza pawty... any excuse. JC gave Mimi a ride to the links on the handle bars of his bike And they wore their straw hats, too. What a Day! for cuteness! They are Specially celebrating Love Your Police People Day. Smooches all around!
Ana/Sandy Would have been in the Cart Barn with that 35. Brrr.
UBB (43) wonders who wants to bike to work when you can play all day? Who works? Tucker & Dot (51) sure don't. But they win the prize for selecting the right number to score on a five and a one (51) day. Congratulations! You win a pizza with extra cheese and a six pack of Heinekat.
Another ardent pizza lover, BeeGee (45) ordered all 45 toppings but needed extra help getting it back home. Better than 45 headless chickens any day.
Today's best score goes to N-Gin (60). Someone moved her secretary to another time zone today. Which one, do you know yet? And she has so much trouble with that secretary in her own time zone.

Wins and Losses the Long Drive Furiday:
1st - the cool Rabbitinis queen- Engine (60)
2nd - tie goes to Steve and Mimi (52)
3rd - Tuck & Dot (51)-- the right number
Cart Barn for A. Mallow- Fruitacaka trip postpostponed, Sorry.

Happy Day from your Furiday commenter, PD Budd
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05/15/2015 05:41.49 PM Report This Comment
5-14 recap
Golf day, imagine that! What a novel idea. You dont really think we come here to show our skills,do you? Eat,drink,and be scary is where its at,and we get to carry a club and drive a cart. Speaking of scary,its dance like a chicken day,Mallow fluffy day,crazy day (??????) and dry buttermilk biscuit day.

Luvbug ( 45 ) is getting a slim T-storm. All ours are the hefty,husky sized. Cool story of Kuce vs deer. Of course the cat comes out the winner.

Mallow ( 50 ) apparently has a cure for UBB's baldness- gourmet wasabi marshmallows. Guarenteed to put hair on his chest.

I score a 35 and give you all a free peep show. Hello....its dance like a chicken day.

Sandy jumps past her 60's,and slides down to a low of 37.

Engine can drive 55,if she wants to. Gotta get the layered lizards (left over blizzard lizards?) and mashed moles to the shack on time.

Tuck and Dot ( 34)- poor little kittens,wore their wool mittens to play golf,and UBB ( 30) needs to borrow them- he has frost on his....um....pumpkin.

Mudcat ( 56 ) Ah! A girl after my own soul wants a chicken feather boa for her new routine. I'll show you my peep show,you show me yours.

BG (40) - ol clogless in Seattle herself ( not exactly IN Seattle,close enough). What WILL she do with all her free time when the chicken dancing is done. So many chickens to bully.

Scores: see if I can get this right this time

1st UBB with 30
2nd Tuck and Dot 34
3rd me with 35

Losers: Mudcat with 56,and Engine with 55

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline til Tuesday & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline til Tuesday.

05/14/2015 10:28.19 AM Report This Comment
5/13/15 - Blame Someone Else Day
And I will start by blaming my Mom for the lateness of this recap. Out gallivanting around who-knows-where, visiting family. The very nerve! Well, we are all three keeping a close eye on her as she types this, so that she doesn’t sneak away again.

Luvbug starts out by shooting a 40 (=4) and blaming a poor innocent blue jay. Mallow brings us a 52 (=7) and decides to blame Steve. For what? She’ll think of something. The orange tom in question, meanwhile, has a 47 (=11) and is just happy to be picked first. For something. Anything.

Ana drops off a cool 58 (=13) and Engine brings us Bacon Wrapped Weasel Weinies! Oh, and a 62 (=8). Mimi blames JC, who caught a leprechaun and is in the process of extorting wishes. 69 (=16) for her.

Tucker has a 46 (=10) and wants to know who to blame for turning the heat off. UBB brings a 48 (=12) and blames his catty for the chickadee in the living room. Oh, what we wouldn’t give for one of those a MY house! And BeeGee rounds out the day with a 50 (=5). EVERY day is Blame Someone Else Day for her!

And the winners are:
1st – Luvbug with 4
2nd – Bee Gee with 5
3rd – Mallow with 7

And who to blame if the next batch from the still (ahem! I mean Cart Barn) is not up to standard? Mimi with her 15. Don’t let JC drop any leprechauns in there.

Your Guest Common (Couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote Uncle Buddy Budd #189993 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Welcome A.Q. MerryBelle & Sakura, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly, Mojo Blackbear ~ sittin' pretty!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A. Shai.

05/13/2015 07:31.43 PM Report This Comment
It's Limerick Day! 5-12-15
Oh, lucky us. Who doesn't love a good limerick? Trouble is, there's no such THING as a "good" limerick. But that never stopped anybody from trying. Take Luvbug(44) for example. He's feeling run down just from the effort. Is there a nurse in the house? ... Mallow(50) also proves my point by trying to rhyme 'shallow' with 'wallow'. Quite a stretch!

Steve(63) seems to be having some problems with his "goodies" turning blue. First time I read that I thought it said "goonies". Would have worked. He puts in overtime writing a limerick for Tuck & Dot and succumbs to Fun Fatigue ... Engine(63) isn't even gonna take a swipe at the limerick thing, she just delivers the meals on wheels and some Muddy Mules ... UBB(66) delivers a truncated limerick without worrying about that pesky rhyming business.

Ha! Caught ya, Mimi(71)! No setting that odometer back on your golf cart! Bee Gee was gonna try that with the tour bus, too. Remind me never to buy a used car from you two! ... Bee Gee(53) is flapping her bat ears about a lizard blizzard. Sounds like something Engine would dream up! She also performs her public service by keeping Steve way from the nutty 'fudge' ... And Ana(72) checks in with two more miles on her odometer than she had yesterday. She must take the super shortcut through the links!

So here we are. Long drives:
1st - Ana, 72. No shortcut there!
2nd - Mimi, 71. An old tomcat named Nick? Do we want to know?
3rd - UBB, 66. Don't stand in front of the tour bus, you'll really feel run down!

Looks like Luvbug's prognosticating was successful. He's in the cart barn filling up the juice jars!

~~~~Toby~~~~~
Could be a country song title!
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05/12/2015 01:18.52 PM Report This Comment
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