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CAtty Shack
Brrrrr.....got the fur liners up in the Snackster and I even had to pick up my fur coat for this morning's event. I made some megabite surf and turf sliders fur everyone and a catberry and whiskerwhip pie. Oh, and let's not forget about the Catnip Vodka Morning Glory--that's some kind of potion! Here's a 42!

meows and purrs

Engine

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05/25/2013 05:05.17 AM

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BRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38...now cut the crap,we have a pawty to get to! did I hear cake and presents??? I KNOW I heard cake!!!!

~S~

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05/25/2013 04:19.07 AM

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*chatter *chatter
Tuck hovers on to the course takes a hasty whack at the ball & leaves a 34 and heads for Lili's Birthday pawty!!

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05/25/2013 04:11.25 AM

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5/25 Caturday at the Links
It's going to be a great day... really, Well with a score like 41, what other kind of day could it be.
We are heading i over to the Birthday Girl's, Pinkly Pawty.... do you think all the refreshments will be in p-i-n-k?
Purrs,
UBB

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05/25/2013 03:28.24 AM

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WE'RE
20 DEGREES COLDER HERE TODAY DOWN TO 44 AND RAINING OUT AGAIN! :( HALEY

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05/25/2013 03:25.38 AM

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Catty Shack
Hard to get out of bed this AM and whack my 45 degrees. The whole family was wrapped in the electric blanket and the furnace just a' humming. Wish Old Man Winter would give me a break. Note from Mimi's secretary: Can't believe all TV stations give diff. temps. Mimi

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05/25/2013 02:32.55 AM

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I'M TWO YEARS OLD TODAY!!!
it's my birthday, it's my birthday. what a pawty mom has planned and you're all invited. i've got on my pink sundress with muticolored presents all over it, my white shoes have little pink cupcakes on them, my parasol has muticolored balloons and glitter and i'm wearing my pawty hat! *whack* and it's a 71 for me.

"You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too--yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we're going to a party, party".......................................

headbonks and purrs,
Lollapalooza LiLi

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05/25/2013 01:23.05 AM

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Surprise guest commentor 5-24-13
No, not commentator. That would mean I'm commentating. I'm just commenting. Like a couple guys waiting for a bus might comment on the price of gas.

So, my comment to Steve is, being with Bee Gee is not ALWAYS a bad thing. Not always good either. Your so-called long drive of 43 is a hoot. Continuing to comment on Mimi in mom's muddy 4WD, that's a common mistake people make with 4WD's. Thinking they can't get stuck. But in sticky 68 degree weather, what DID you expect?

Oh wow, Ana's comment about webbed feet certainly drew a comment from me! If it walks like a duck... Can you quack like a duck too? I better duck before she hits me with her 64. Tucker's remark about being cold in a fur coat is comment-worthy. Is it a WET fur coat? Dry helps. Just sayin'. 44. So you're with Steve and BG?

UBB swings himself around hard enough to make himself dizzy! That must be why he can't get PD up to do this commenting. One must be clear-headed to deal with the Literary Cat. And another shot in the 40's - 42. Yes, we ARE going the wrong way! Ah, Engine The Weenie Wonder Wagon Master, stopping in with halibut hoagies and frozen catniptinis. Looks like a nice day? Where the Hello Kitty are YOU? We're all freezing butt here! Just commenting. On your NICE 53.

Ah yes, just in time for the wig out is Leader of the Cold Pack, Bee Gee, willing to share with all her 40's hits. And a 45 for the wigless wonder. ToodlelooLiLi arrives in her tiara - what else? With a bunch of pink everything, and stars and glitters and whatevers, she whacks - with her parasol, pink, of course - a 70. Well, at last - a LONG drive!

And finally, let them eat cake Mallow Antoinette arrives to take her turn at attempting a long drive. Trying to keep her highrise wiggy from toppling her head off, she also languishes in the 40's with a 46. And so, would-be long drivers, here's what we have:

1st - LiLi, 70. See? And you all laughed at the tiara! *well you did, I heard the voices*
2nd - Mimi, 68. 4WD don't float on mud. Next time listen to the voices.
3rd - Ana, 64. My, how things have turned around in S. Amherst! Dig the voices!

And so, it is with great sadness in your hearts that you must say farewell to the mystery masked commenter. And who knows, you might get a late - and probably corrected - commentary from PD. When and if he remembers how to access CC again! Hahhhahahaaa!!

~~It's been real!~~
(So say the voices)
~~~~~~Pig~~~~~

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05/24/2013 06:38.18 PM

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Mallow is wigging out
on this foggy cold morning. She makes sure her multicoloured Marie Antoinette high rise wig is secure, and tries not to lose her head over shooting a 46. Brrr! -- Mallow

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05/24/2013 08:32.52 AM

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Wooo Hooooooo! IT'S TIARA DAY!!!!
got on my pink princess dress with eight layers of ruffled slips underneath almost as pretty as my dress. my tiara with star shaped faux pink sapphires,my pink high heels with glitter stars, and my pink parasol with silver starbursts ;) *whack* with my parasol of course and it's a 70 for me.
"when you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you
are, anything your heart desires will come to you,
If your heart is in your dream, no request is too extreme, when you wish upon a star, as dreamers do,
fate is kind, she brings to those who love, the sweet
fulfillment of their secret longing, like a bolt out of
the blue, fate steps in and sees you through, when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true..........

headbonks and purrs,
Lollapalooza LiLi

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05/24/2013 07:33.06 AM

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Oh wow
I don't know whether I should wig out, or just not fry. I'm pretty sure at 45 here there's no danger of frying. I guess I'll try not to wig out about the T'storms they're forecasting.

~Wiggy Bee Gee~

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05/24/2013 07:30.11 AM

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Catty Shack
Woooohooooo....the Snackster screeching in with a grand 53! I loaded up on Halibut Hoagies with mouse mustard. Since today looks like a mice day, I also brought a keg of frozen catniptinis....let's get the pawty started.

meows and purrs

Engine

05/24/2013 05:07.24 AM

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5/24 Welcome to Funny Furiday!
Did someone call AA for the Jeep? Ha! I mean AAA for the Jeep and AA for the Jeep driver and her sidekick, JC?
The scores this week are up and down... what I mean is up when they should be down and the other way around.
Oooh! I got myself dizzy swinging for that big Long Drive & only reached a 42!
But Ana/Sandy can get ready for a big end of the month surprise-- FROST Sunday night! Ah! Spring... I am off to find fun for Furiday in the Funhouse, er,,, I mean Clubhouse.
Dizzy with Purrs,
UBB

05/24/2013 04:04.25 AM

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Tucker hovers on to the
course and jumps out grabs his special club and hits a 44...jumps back in the cart and cranks the heat... what its cold out there so what I have a fur coat...... its COLD!!!! Shivers, Tucker

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05/24/2013 03:56.21 AM

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we're growing
webbed feet or feeling like it with all this rain and more to come through sunday! 64 this morning. sandy

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05/24/2013 02:39.51 AM

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Catty Shack
68 sticky muggy degrees. I got the bright idea of bringing Mom's 4WD Jeep instead of a cart. Didn't think it would sink in the mud. WRONG! Woe is me. Send the hover cart please. Drop J.C. and me off in the next area code. Mimi

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05/24/2013 02:35.39 AM

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43!!!
Say what! Am I with BG now in the 40's?? Help us all.

~S~

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05/24/2013 12:11.25 AM

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Turtle Day! 5-23-13
So I would advise staying away from the water hazards if possible - snappers. and I'm not talking lawn mowers.

Out first this morning is Steve, rawring about going the wrong way. Seems like every day it's SOMEBODY complaining about directions. And you should KNOW better than to expect Bee Gee to help with directions! Just take your 64 like a man. *snicker*

Ana/Haley comes in with a 68. Pretty nice after the heat. Mimi, I think Engine has some grits J.C. can use for boat caulk. If it can fix potholes, it can fix boat holes. A nice 72, I might add.

Oh no, Tucker is gonna be asking Bee Gee for directions next. You guys are WAY crazy! If I were you I'd just be happy you're getting out of here with a 64. UBB is trying to get his ball to roll in 2 inches of water. UBB, that's what the ping pong golf balls are fore! Get it? For - fore? Oh, I crack me up! Nice 63. We can't start the parade yet. We're waiting for the other 75 trombones to show up.

Hey, PaisleyPalooza LiLi! I would love to see those turtles dressed in pink and green paisley! Or even mellow yellow *wink* Scoring you a 69 today. Serving hot ratty roll-ups and possum puree - it just doesn't get any better than that, folks - Engine sends out for some left-over grits for the pothole repair. Save some for J.C. Score 65 for Engine.

Bee Gee is less of a wind bag today and more like an ice bag. 39? Are you for real?? Armani is feeling dreary and waiting for the rain. He leaves us with a mild 62 today. And back to her usual lateness is Mallow, trying to compete with Icy Bee Gee, she hits a 42.

Are we all ready now? We'll just spin the turtle and see who the winners are today:

1st - Bee Gee, 39. Need a hot air refill?
2nd - Mallow, 42. Do NOT ask Bee Gee for directions!
3rd - Armani, 62. Cheered you right up, didn't I? :)

Okay, road kill raccoon and snapper soup on the menu today. And of course plenty of ratty roll-ups and possum puree appetizers. Keg-O-Catniptinis ready to tap. Cuz Engine didn't quite lose today. That honor goes to Mimi with her 72, But look at the bright side - this gives you a chance to spackle up that leaky boat with some Gritty Plug straight from the pot hole crew. Maybe LiLi can cut out some paisley patches for you and you can paste them to your pontoons with the Nitty Gritty Paste & Plug Grits & Gravy Patch Kit. As seen on TV. So you KNOW it works! hahahaaa!!

~Hot Rod~
That's me,
~~Zen Boy~~

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05/23/2013 02:31.12 PM

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Everybody wants ta get inta da act! 5/22/13
You’ll see what I mean! As we are greeted with the news that it’s Musical Instrument Day, a truly amazing marching band begins to form at the Catty Shack.

Leading us on … or something like that, is Steve who lumbers onto the course and starts the ball rolling (it’s putting day .. ball rolling … get it? Oh never mind, my Mom was up way too early!) with a 70 (=7). He is followed by the very optimistic Lightning Rod LiLi, whose voice is her instrument today. It’s amazing she can even putt in that protective rubber gear she has on, but putt she does and brings in another 70 (=7)

Now for something completely different, Ana was away yesterday so didn’t get the “mandatory 70” notice and so brings us a 54 (=9). Tucker still thinks it’s blindfolded lawn darts day (DUCK!!), but he did obediently bring his tuba and his 70 (=7)

Mimi brought a trumpet, but like the free spirit that she is chooses not to PLAY it, but to whack the golf ball with it. Amazingly, she manages a 70 (=7) with this unusual approach. She is followed by UBB, who adds a Xylophone to the mix and takes a putt with one of the little bitty sticks. This gets him a (yawwwwn) 70, which equals (come on, you all must know by now. All together now: 7!)

Engine must have had too many of those Margaritas she brought, because she can’t quite pull it off. It’s a 68 (=14) for the Weenie Wagon Wonder.

Suddenly …. BRRR! Ice begins to form on the Catty Shackers as Bee Gee asks the musical question “who talks about windchill a week before June?” Apparently, Bee Gee does! She almost blows away, but manages a 41 (=5). Yes, 41. That is not a typo. Following along is Mallow, who strikes dread into our hearts with just the very mention of bagpipes. And that 48 (=12) doesn’t do too much for us, either.

Finally! We warm back up as Armani comes thundering onto the course and taps in a 67 (=13). Let’s figure out the rankings over at the clubhouse where we can fight over whether we are running the heater or the a/c.

1st – The frozen BeeGee-sicle, with that 5
2nd – Half of the golfers. Hope there’s room on this scoresheet for Steve, LiLi, Tucker, Mimi and UBB, who all decided that they like Lucky Sevens today.
3rd – Ana, with a 9

Riding the weenie cart to Loserville today is Engine, with that great big 14. Wait a minute, you aren’t allowed to take all the Hover Hamwiches with you …..! No fair!

“ …. And the band played on …..”

Starvingly submitted by your
Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater,
Mike

05/22/2013 01:51.20 PM

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Insane Backyard Sports week 5-21-13
The madness continues with the always entertaining blind-folded lawn dart catch. But at least we don't spin you around and get you dizzy before you go out blind and bare-pawed to catch the lobbed missiles. That would make it too hard. :)

Driving onto the course REALLY early this morning is UBB, looking for a high five for his 60. Very extreme. Cruising in next is Steve, rawring his score to all! We listen with rapt-or attention as he relates his 68. A-choo!

Along comes Curly LePerm Tucker, demonstrating the latest in humidity-do's with another 68. He's right. It's so humid you can almost hover on it! Mimi brings good news of Hyper Tipper in OK. and leaves her score of 70 with the scorer. All is OK.

Oh yum - I think. The Snackolator has stocked up on Toasted Toad Tacos for today. Beano for Toots. :) Engine whacks a 63. Mallow isn't really here for the golf, it's all about tacos. Make sure you get a handful of Beano, too! *coff coff* A 48 for Miss Hadda Get Here Before They're Gone. You can have mine if you like....

And last but not least is our very own Darn, with a not TOO bad 57. Looks like she's sharpening her lawn darts. Wha... Wait a minute! You aren't supposed to sharpen those! Ooooh, this girl plays for keeps. *shudder*

Okay, for the long-drive scores today, let's go to the tote board"

1st - Mimi, 70. S'OK.
2nd - Tie, Steve & Tucker, 68. Frizzy & Rawr.
3rd - Engine, 63. We weren't SPEAKING of runny....!

And the big loser today is Mallow, with that 48. Grab all the toady tacos you can carry, and see about those carts. Now, what kind of wine goes with toad tacos? Anybody know?

~~~~Toby~~~~
~Don't stand
behind Steve!~

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05/21/2013 02:21.20 PM

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CS 5-20-2013
Backyard extreme games week! OK, so maybe using extreme is a little…extreme, but that’s how we roll at CS! Before I go further, a big round of applause for B&O-as they need to leave us for a bit. Poor Bouie is on the ill side, and family does come first. Group air hug, we will miss them!
I’m in first TRYING to promote water safety with my 66,but will you listen?? NOOOOO!!
Wait, wait…who is THIS! Tucker, here early??? Tuck is behind me with a 60 and his blinged out Hover Cart. Now we know how to roll him out of bed-with a new toy! So jealous.
Mudcat Mimi is close behind with her 69. Looks like she has abandoned rowing for hovering with Tucker. J.C. thanks you for that I’m sure.
Who’s that??? Covered in fog is Sandy/Ana with a 56. Careful girls ,your dripping water on the weenies-pawty foul!
Breezing in next is My Fairway Lady Lili trying her best not to trip in some wild get-up, complete with a parasol and a dinner plate on her head. Ohhhhhh…that’s a hat, that LOOKS like a dinner plate. Lili (you’re a good girl, you are) brought her 70 out to play today.
UBB is doing some hovering of his own, around the snack wagon. He brings a 57,and a big bib today :)
B&O, *sigh* a 73. A short farewell to our southern influence til summer is over. You WILL be back; we know where to find you…
Engine is closing in around the obstacle courses with a 64 in her Weenie Wagon full of…what is THAT! Salmon sliders and batwing chips! Why, I haven’t had a batwing chip in like…never! She is feeling cart envy today. No worries Engine, Tuck gots the Hover, you’ve got the batwings! No comparison! Before you all think I’m nuts, Engine DID leave a blog this morning…I saw it-then it went POOF! I don’t make these things up!
BG arrives fully padded in anticipation of extreme getting too extreme. She brought a 42?? A 42?? That’s not extreme! Re-do! Don’t anger her today; I heard she is a Wiccan. I mean a wicket!!! A wicket! Why would I EVER accuse her of being a witch-OOPS :)
Duck!!!! Mallow arrives with a 45 and a bad spitten aim. Hope she doesn’t spit like she golfs!
Little Armani and Miss Chloe arrive all bright eyed with a 59. They enjoyed quiet time at home this weekend. What’s that????
Winners!!
First: Kills me to say it, but Wiccan BG with 42
Second: Spitten Mallow with 45
Third: In a fog Ana/Sandy with 56
Losers!
Awwwwww…I can’t do it…B&O. We can’t make them do carts! We’ll skip right over them to Lili with 70, and Mimi with 69. Good luck in the cart barn Mimi, Lili wants to dance all night!
Everyone else-extreme eating!

~S~

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05/20/2013 01:28.08 PM

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Brutal recap! 5-19-13
Ugh, these Sunday recaps are SUCH heavy lifting! I think there are all of FIVE members here today. I hope I can make it through this without a mistake....

First out and stuck in the middle of Lake Mimi without a paddle is herself with a 61. Maybe you can tie one of those wieners to each leg and use them for water wings to paddle ashore. Not going for it huh?

Celebrating something only he could get enthusiastic about is Steve, giving us his best May Ray Day cheesy grin and hitting a 64. He does have a point about the hover cart though.

Engine has managed to extricate herself from the clutches of hug-happy mom to knock in a soggy 62. No, no competition for the food cart from the hover cart. Food is food, hover is hover.

Mallow is craving Roast Beast Biscuits. And she brought her own dessert too - Devil's food cake. Beast? Devil? Mallow, should we start worrying? Although you aren't scaring anybody with that 52.

Last in line is Bee Gee, foregoing chicken heads in favor of the slightly less aerodynamic but weightier Barbie head, she also bangs one for a 52. And without any beastly devils, I might add. Just sayin'.

And the winners are:

1st - Tie, Mallow and Bee Gee. Devils and chicken heads. Maybe we SHOULD start worrying....
2nd - Mimi, 61. Did the wiener water wings help any?
3rd - Engine - 62. You don't happen to have a recipe calling for chicken heads and wiener wings?

Oh boy, if there had been just ONE more tie, there would be no one to do cart duty today. As it is, poor Steve will be on his own out there. Be brave. I think most of the scary crawly things are actually in your closet! :)

~~~Toby~~~
Never been
~a golfer~

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05/19/2013 03:13.23 PM

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No dirty dishes! 5-18-13
As if any of us care, actually. Since either our moms or Engine are in charge of clean up. We're in charge of "mess up". :)

Up putting early this morning in the cold is Ana, with a chilling 38 and a putt of 11. Rowing in right behind her is Mimi with J.C. at the helm, delivering a 61 and a putt of 7.

Tucker claims to be heading in the right direction for once, with a 51 and a putt of 6. Paddling along with Mimi's row boat is water boy Steve with a 57 and a pretty lousy putt of 12. Sloshing and galoshing to the Mudmobile with her mud pies, Engine hits a 61 for a putt of 7.

Coming into the clubhouse for a game of pool after his sunny/cold combo of 38 for 11, UBB heads to the basement to look for any remaining Cat Daniels. Bee Gee decides to hit up the vending machines for some Reeses after her dismal 48, and a putt of 12. "Hit" is a figure of speech, Bee Gee....

Mallow rolls her soggy 52 across the green, kicking up those little golf ball rooster tails, for a putt of 7. And finally Bart is stunning in bright green water-wear (does that mean 'raincoat'?) and leaves a 63, for a putt of 9, with the scorer.

And now for the winners:

1st - Tucker, 6. No doubt about it, that's the right direction.
2nd - 3-way tie, Mimi, Engine, and Mallow. And you guys don't even live anywhere NEAR each other!
3rd - Bart, 9. It's the green. How can you lose wearing "putting" green?

O-M-G!! I don't want to be the one to say this, but it looks like Steve and Bee Gee will be on cart duty tonight. It's a good thing tomorrow is Sunday. I doubt there will be a lot of carts in operational condition!

Oh! Speaking of carts, everyone cast your eyes on the bottom of the page and see Tucker's hover cart that we've all heard so much about but we finally just got a picture of. Way cool! Now everyone will want one. Except Engine! Hahhaa!

~Hot Rod~
Depressed
about the
Preakness

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05/18/2013 03:51.56 PM

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5/17 Long Driving Furiday --PD Budd, comments
The end of Pizza Week arrived in style today with the delivery of hot tomato-anchovy-catnip pies. Those stale weinie pizzas had to be tossed. Sorry Steve & Mallow, but you’ll like these better. That’s why your score is 57, Steve? This is a “NO Leftovers Day” so that means the little red, All-Cats-Pizza truck will be arriving regularly until sundown. Gonna get enough pizza yet? So, has anyone found good recipes for fresh Sea Monkey? Chef Engine, give it a try? Your lovely possum pizza smells yummy. Can I get a large Heinicat to go? Love your 62 score. Oh Bart! You wild tomcat you!! Cherry red shorts and a Long drive of 61. You are right up there with the best of them… love the short shorts! It looks like a number of golfers have been arriving very early today… like in the DARK! The sun rises @ 5 a. m. (6:30 for LiLi), so why all these in the dark golf times. UBB is probably the worst offender. He claims insomnia but 1 a. m is early to be out on the veranda “reading,” sipping the old C.D. and waiting for sleep or sun. It sure didn’t help your L.D. score today: 39! Really!! But the cats who tripped over, walked upon, and generally stumbled in the dark should try arriving a little later. That applies especially to Fanci-lalooza LiLi. Your glow-in-the-dark beads are exceptional. You did whack a mice high score of 68. Tucker, very politely tripped over UBB in the dark, took care of his Cat Daniels bottle, and then scored a 46. Yes, Tuck, manners do count! It’s mice to see Mimi and her darling All-Black Catty, JC now that the sun is up. Arriving later would have meant not stumbling over sleeping UBB’s All-Black body and then telling him “to get a room.” Geesh! But that fine 66 score looks great..
We are glad to see that Ana arrived in the buff in the dark. Thank you for taking consideration for those of us still wearing our golf clothes. Your score of the 44 twins is looking mighty good, too.
Now let’s play some Long Drive golf… in the springtime SUNSHINE!
Bwana Bee Gee is finished leading the Sea Monkey expedition into the tall reeds of the watercourse. Her faithful gunbearer, Gracie T-t, prowls right behind. She hands the famous huntress a long drive woodie (the rifles are in the golf bag too) and Whack! 53 for the Big BG. As usual Mallow is doing her own thing [secret too… some cult thing about headless chickens] and she achieves a decent but unexceptional score of: 54.
“Wowoo, meowoo, I got the bloooze Huunee and I need some lovin’ right now.” Oww! Okay. Who brought the karioki machine onto the course? Armani’s singing his heart out and with that score 50 he ought to. Up to the Clubhouse with you dear Armani and your little Chloe will forgive you. Don’t let Steve know that you’ve got your own singing blaster!! A duet? Oh, my!!
So, here are the Furday Long Drive winners:
1st—68 LavenderLiLiSunshinePalooza
2nd—66 Mimi getting her groove back
3rd—62 Engine, the Possum Pizza Queen
Fun in the Cart Barn – 39 for UBB -

05/17/2013 06:01.57 PM

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Sea monkey hunt! 5-16-13
Be vewy vewy quiet - we're hunting for sea monkeys. I hear they might be snorkeling in the water hazards, so naturally we sent our fearless Pig-shark in to have a look see. In the meantime....

I think Steve must be trying to hook a sea monkey using pizza weenies for bait. Try little sea bananas instead. :) A 62 for Mr. Safari. Ana looking buff after a full day of sports yesterday comes to the sea hunt with a 47.

OnTheLookout LiLi stays alert to avoid Steve's golf grip on her shins and swings for a 64. Bart is slowly recovering from his grits pizza - would you like to supersize that? - and hits one toward the water hazard for a sinking 59.

Mimi isn't too sure about those open windows all night, must be a mosquitophobe. She leaves her 69 at the scorers table. Tucker pretends not to notice the girls and hits a 60, then heads to the food wagon - where the girls like to hang out. :)

Now Engine has a fine idea on how to use those left-over grits. Pot-hole fill! Excellent! She leaves a 62, and heads to the Snackster to handle the pizza stuffed mouse dogs. UBB does a little dilly-dallying on the veranda with a shot of Cat Daniels and a few tuna melt crackers before turning in a 55.

Bwana Bee Gee borrows Safari Steve and gun bearer/catty Gracie T-t for her underwater sea monkey safari, and turns in a score of 53 before setting out to the mysterious water hazard....

Ah, bringer-of-food Armani! And generous post-birthday Chloe, too. One can NEVER have too much birthday cake, I always say! They complete their morning with a 59 on the links. And finally, Mallow just can't wait to fling her 52 to the scorekeeper and go after a sea monkey or two herself. She races off to join the safari.

Busy day here, folks. I can feel the excitement building. Who will have the first sea monkey sighting? Who will bag the first sea monkey? Who will bag the biggest sea monkey? Who will bag the most sea monkeys? Who cares? :)

1st - Ana, 47. It pays to be buff.
2nd - Mallow, 52. She loves sea monkeys!
3rd - Bee Gee, 53. Mighty Bwana.

I think I see Pig's snorkel breaking the surface like a periscope. This could be it - the big sighting alert! He seems to paddling mighty fast! This must be important. He's approaching the shore. He's out of the water! And - what the.... What IS that thing? Oh man, nobody told poor Pig there were crawdads in the water hazards! Ouch, that must hurt. Anybody for a crawdad feed? :)

Looks like Mimi and LiLi will be heading out to the barn today. See if there's a REALLY big pot out there!

~~~Toby~~~
I didn't see
~no monkeys~

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05/16/2013 03:09.00 PM

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Putting for Pizza! 5/15/13
Steve declares it’s Pizza Party Day! Finally a normal, non-crazy thing to celebrate around the Catty Shack. What could they possibly do to this one? Well first, they can get it wrong, my calendar says National Pizza Day isn’t till Friday, but I’ll go with the flow:

Steve starts us out by asking the ageless question “Wonder if Engine has any pizza weenies?” We wonder if Steve has any score. Yes, he does. It’s a 54 (=9).

Bart meanders through next with a 59 (=14), wondering if Engine has any scrambled eggs & grits. On pizza?? Copycat Mimi also shoots a 59 (=14) and says she’s expecting record breaking heat. It’s not here yet, but it’s coming!

Tucker says he’s all over the pizza weenies. No wonder no one wants ‘em (ewww!) His ice beer sounds more appetizing as he drops off his 51 (=6).

LiLi is coming up roses in red & white, with a 63 (=9) in the middle. Engine comes with a different colour scheme: Greenies and tuna (on pizza?) and a 44 (=8) on the side.

Sandy wonders if we want a wakeup call. Not with that 28 (=10), we don’t. Going back to sleep till it’s REALLY spring, thank you. Bee Gee seconds that motion with a slightly less freezing 40 (=4).

The Dynamic Duo get back on the 59 (=14) bandwagon and decide to have a picnic with lemonade and hot dogs, while UBB declares that he is skipping the pizza weenies. Do they work better than stones? Oh yeah, his score. 50 (=5)

Finally comes Mallow, being all Cloak & Dagger and confessing to her first petty larceny of the day. Somewhere along the way she scores a 52 (=7).

And let’s see where the pizza weenies fall:
1st – BeeGee: 4
2nd – UBB: 5
3rd – Tucker: 6
And let the parade of losers begin: Bart, Mimi and the Dynamic Duo, all with their pitiful 14’s, head out to the cart barn. You don’t fool us, you just want some time alone with the newly sanitized weenie wagon while the rest of us enjoy our pizzas with … uh … weenies and scrambled eggs and Greenies and grits and tuna. (Yum ??!), with some Chocolate Chipmunk Ice Beer. Now you’re talking! Beer fixes everything.

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05/15/2013 02:52.27 PM

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Craft Beer Week continues! 5-14-13
Looks like we may have to go for the ice beer today. Or will it be the mulled ale instead? It could go either way.

Stepping up to the tee early this morning is Steve, wishing for summer with his drive of 36. Yup, an ice beer. Only a tick ahead is Ana with a cool 37. More ice brew? Basking by the furnace is Mimi with a comparatively warm 45. Mulled ale, definitely.

Now for some REAL ice beer tips is UBB, scraping his way through the ice with a 28! Yipes! Tucker doesn't fare much better with an icy 33. Brrr, you guys!

Lagerhouse LiLi warms us all up with a shining 62! And Engine does her best in the Snackster, treating us to CottonCandiTinis and a 51. Can you mull cotton candy?

Oh look, it's Darn, slipping back down the temperature ladder to 42 this morning. She gets to mull over that score while our Dynamic Duo sets their sights on a footlong, some crafty brewsky, and a 55. Looking good, guys.

And finally, along comes a Dead Frog to demonstrate the Chicken Dance. Or maybe it's a dead chicken demonstrating the frog jump. Who KNOWS any more?? But Mallow shoots a cloudy 48 and gamely keeps stomping that frog. Chicken. Whatever.

Here's the final outcome, submitted for your perusal or correction, whichever you prefer:

1st - LiLi, 62. Not up to your usual thermal heights.
2nd - Bouie, 55. We're all in line for ice beer?
3rd - Engine, 51. Can we all come sit in your bun warmer?

The worst loser today is UBB, with that 28, but real close behind is Tucker and his pair of 3's. It's looking more and more like Craft Beer Week will be spent in the ice house! Ooohh, maybe we can all go ice fishing, use our little golf clubs for fishing poles. We can use that dead frog for bait. I got it all figured out! Hey, if we're gonna freeze our tails off we may as well do it trying to catch something yummy! (I should tell mom to change the picture back to the one of the cat sitting in the snow...)

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Okay, we had FOUR
~~days of summer

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05/14/2013 02:30.38 PM

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CS 5-23-2013
Wowza! COLD on the East coast-we’re freezing our buns off here! Oh wait…not for some….
I arrive dark and early with a chilly,wait….who am I kidding-a FREEZING 36.Had to do a double take on that. Would have been better to do a double tap on the ol thermometer.
Shaking and quaking with the chills next are Sandy/Ana with …another 36!!!
Little Mudcat Mimi is treading lightly thru the muddy tundra to tip claw thru her frozen tulips. What,no boat today?? She is rockin a 54.
Bart appears in shock with his 43, all nice and toasty under 20 layers of coats . He is in awe of Mudcats abilities in the frozen tulips. Tulip skating!
Even the little Engine that could,couldn’t today with her 45.Having a hard time peddling those frozen wiener pops??? They were hot??? Maybe before we cleared out the cart to toast the essential parts ?
UBB chimes in with a chilly 37, munching on a frozen mousedog and tulip popsicles.
Oh wait,surprise! Lili is glowing in her crystals and butterfly attire with her 70 in tow. Now wonder you’re always singing-YOUR teeth aren’t chattering!
Poor Tuck is doing the artic shake with his 33. He seems to be staring longingly at Lili’s 70. At least I think that’s what he is staring at. He could be blinded by her dazzling outfit.
To pull us all out our cold funk is the brewskimeister herself,BG!!! Round of applause please, she did bring craft beer week with her. Your right BG (did I just say that???) It’s all in the name. I plan to call my homebrew Old Ball Washer. BG rounded up a 61 this morning.
B&O are whistling along with their 54. Watch the whistle spit boys-your face is going to freeze into that position.
Look who decided to bless us with her presence-Mallow! She almost *gasp* forgot about us! Whatcha got there Mallow?? A 54, that’s it??? We waited for you for a stinkin 54???
Winners!!!
First:Tucker and 33
Second: Tie Sandy/Ana and Steve 36
Third: UBB 37

Losers!!!!!! Lili with 70, and BG with 61. To the barns with you! The rest of us will huddle around the beer stills for warmth. Yeah,that’s it,warmth.

XOXO~S~

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05/13/2013 03:30.16 PM

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Mother's Day! 5-12-13
"Here I am to do the golf recap
When I'd rather be taking a catnap
I'll make no mistakes
Whatever it takes
Just hoping I don't have a mishap" :)

This shouldn't be TOO difficult, considering there's only six of you here today on this fine hot sweltering muggy humid Mother's day. Just sayin'...

Looks like we're livin' limericks today. I want to say, I am REALLY glad this day only happens once a year. Whole thing gave me a headache. Ow.

Okay, first out of the chute this morning and racing to lasso one of those delicious birdies is Mimi, tying up a 64. Staying warm under the saddle blanket is Stirry Slurry Steve peeking out to report a 36! You have GOT to be kidding!

Breaking out of the stall next is UBB, roping a 49, and delivering a limerick from our literary pal PD. And delivering a nice ranch breakfast of birdy biscuits - without the beaks I hope, I hate those beaks - is Engine, delivering a nice 55 too.

Reporting in from the wild wild west is Bee Gee, with tales of drought and probably longhorn skulls lying around in the dry gulches of the parched water hazards. Oh Darn, you DO carry on! She gasps her score of 66 and crawls toward the clubhouse for a life-saving Heinecat. And finally, tormenting us with yet another limerick - I am SO glad this day only happens once a year! - is Bad Mallow, roaring in on her wild horse named Harley :) and dropping off her score of 57 before she charges off into the sunset. The wet rainy sunset. Bee Gee is very jealous.

We are ready for the scores:

1st - Steve, 36. When do you guys schedule summer there?
2nd - UBB, 49. Okay, you seem to have made it into late spring.
3rd - Engine, 55. A perfect pair of 5's!

No doubt about this one. Bee Gee, you are SO on cart duty this time. Mimi may assist if she so chooses. Extra Heinecats for the barn crew tonight. Because it's so warm out there. And because I'm not buying! MOL!

~~~Toby~~~
~~~Happy
Mother's Day!

PS - With this stupid cowboy theme shouldn't Hot Rod have done the recap this time? :)

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05/12/2013 02:57.40 PM

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Ready for this? 5-11-13
I think I got this right. It's Demo Derby Day at the Mini Golf course, so that must mean today is - shoot golf with a pool cue day! Am I right? No? Okay, you ALL win. Can I go now? No? You guys are tough.

Up bright and early and searching for the bottom of the long list is Ana, with a nice shot off the 8-ball for a 63. That equals 9. Ha! It's putt day! You all thought I forgot didn't you! Well, I didn't, so neener neener neener. That goes double for UBB! :)

Next is Steve with a bank shot for a 50, and a 5, with a little belly dancing thrown in for good measure. In a thong?? Stop it Steve, you're scaring me. Can't speak for the rest of the gang.

Melodramatic Mimi is lamenting the plight of the furbabies, while hitting an awful 69 in the corner pocket, for a putt of 15. Engine arrives in the SnackoRama, with hot catpacchino. HOT beverages? You do remember you brought your winter fur to the cleaners? She banks one in for a 68, just beating Mimi with a 14.

UBB lost control of his designated demo derby driver, but still hits a carom off the rail and sinks a 61 for a 7. Muggy Darn storms in with a lazy lag that doesn't even make it across the green, for a 61 and another 7.

Ooohh, Bart grumbles onto the course for a quick overcast shot of 60, for a 6. You know, I think those starched shorts would make anybody cranky. :) One more rainy day kitty, Tucker floats out to the felt and takes his best shot, a 46, giving him a 10 and a very good reason for a nap. As if we need one...

Armani is breathing a little easier knowing his caddy is re-gruntled and they enjoy smooth sailing through the overcast to a 62, for 8. And finally, Mallow is considering the challenge of the Weenie Wagon in the Demo Derby. Making sure to grab her goodies first, she cracks one off the 3 ball into the corner pocket for a 55, giving her 10, and roars off to take her pre-belly dance nap. Just wake up hissing and spitting - that will keep most sane people from wanting to hug you....

Taking extra care to make sure the results are accurate, rereading everything several times, we might not even post this til tomorrow, JUST to be sure it's correct. So you might as well all go take those pre-belly dance naps. Get some rest before the Hug Your Cat sessions start. Find things to do.... Hum dee dum.... *yawn* s-t-r-e-t-c-h....... :) *must not make mistake*

1st - Steve, 5. For god's sake, cover yourself!
2nd - Bart, 6. Maybe that starch helped.
3rd - Tie, UBB & Darn, 7. Maybe you should let BG drive - your catty looks like she had one too many for the road!

And the lucky losers today? Well, looks like Engine can give the Food Fiat another wax job and Mimi can help restock the Kegolator. Think you can handle that all by yourself? MOL!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Holding my breath
~waiting for the
~~~~reviews~~~

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05/11/2013 12:54.54 PM

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End of a Week of Errors 5/10
~~ I won’t do a recap of those but I will point out that no one except UBB found the BIG one Hot Rod pulled yesterday. All I’ll say is… those in the cart barn did not belong there. You can duke it out with H.R. later if you find him. It’s okay UBB let Hot Rod finish the stale Heinecat beer and chippy chips spilled behind the sofa while he hid in case the Golf Bully heard of the error.
No going back to find it until we finish today’s game and summary, please?
Heinicat? Did some cat yell Heinecat? Here she comes with her Weiner Cart and a keg of the cool brew to go with the biscuits & gravy. Engine hits a strong 61.
That 61 happens to be the same score lover-tom Steve is crooning to himself and a fish under the trees. While ASH claims her cool & wet score of 53 is disappointing. I guess so! The only shorter whack today comes from UBB with 47. It’s sad to hear a grown up, old cat “boo-hoo” all the way to the beer keg. For mewing out loud, UBB, it’s Long Drive Day!!
It’s kinda strange but there are more twin scores today. Boule & Ollie who are offering Catty Shackers an all expenses paid trip to Florida to play 18 holes of golf (Ugh… count me out). Boule strikes a hot 63. You can see those coolcats afterward to book your flight and a luxury hotel. A matching 63 belongs to Tucker who had such a good time hiding from thunder he’s going off again today. Bye-bye, Tuck.
An unusual golf buddy/fantasy occurred down in the water at the 7th hole when Bee Gee who managed a 52 brought her own submarine and Pig to monitor her score. Not nearly so weird-- for a change, Miss Mellow Mallow also scored 52 and seems to be feeling the effects of her purrsonal ‘nip.
Let’s see…as I look through the scorecards I only see one, no two more players. The lovely Lapaloozed LiLi arrives in Whie with lavender and violets. And, what happened? Did I blink or what? She’s using a crutch covered in lavender glitter--a crutch” and a 65 score? Did you hurt yourself, dear Overdresseda LiLi? Tripping on all those glittery outfits?
Here’s the last score which is either a mystery or an error… now there are no errors today so… I go for the first choice: Mimi put the score of g4 on her card. Does not compute… so that puts Mimi and Boo-hoo UBB out in the cart barn together. Figure it out yourselves.
~~~ Here’s the Long Drive Summary:
1st place and buyer of the 1st round in the Clubhouse: LiLi Glitterrama 65
2nd place tie goes to Tucker and the Dynamic Duo. 63
3rd place with 61 each Engine & that singing orange dud…oh I mean dude, Steve
~~ Off to the clubhouse and the ticket purchasing window for Florida on B&O!
Humbly submitted by: PD Budd – a confirmed never golfer

05/10/2013 04:42.27 PM

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This could be trouble.... 5-9-13
Nobody told me what day it is.... So I'll pick - plain low-score golf! Am I right? Oh please say yes. :)

Mr. Heinz 57 Personalities is up early today with his Molotov cocktail, oh wait, that's Moscato. You say Mos-kay-to, I say Mos-kah-to... Coming up right behind him - but not close enough for a hug - is Ana with her downward trending 58.

GlitterGardenia LiLi's in great voice this morning, and we all thank her for the earplug warning. Just in time! She scores a 60 and keeps singing and swinging....

Mimi arrives wet behind the ears. What? Oh really? Rear?? Okay. Wet reared Mimi claws her way to a 55. Engine arrives with her Snackster filled to the brim, AND she has a score today - 57! She's handing out Sunrisetinis. Is that like a tequila sunrise? Only with gin? Ooohh! A gintini!

Tucker is ready to duck and cover from the thunder. He whacks a 60 and dives behind the sofa. Bee Gee hits a 56 at the Hotel California and tries to check out, but she can never leave! Scary....

Our intrepid pair, the DD, are on a hit and run mission, and let go with a 63. Mission accomplished. Hope there's lots of room under that sofa, cuz UBB ain't no fan of thunder either. He drops off a 52 then crawls behind the sofa with Tucker, bearing Heinecats and Chippy chips. Hey guys? I hate thunder, too.....

Mallow wonders who says we don't got any class around here. Um, I think we pretty much all say that, um.... But she delivers a nice round 50 for the day. And last but not least Mr. Armani, with the jet ski safely back in port, and Chloe letting him live another day despite getting her fur wet, has logged in with a 55.

Okay, are we all good with the type of score we have today? Regular golf, right? At least that's one mistake I haven't made - yet. Regular golf scores coming up:

1st - Mallow, 50. First class today!
2nd - UBB, 52. Thunder fan.
3rd - Tie, Mimi & Armani, 55. Up on that jet ski, Mimi, keep your rear dry!

And the lucky barn dwellers today are LiLi and Tucker. Don't worry, Tuck, LiLi will sing loud enough to drown out that thunder!

~~Hot Rod~
Semi-Professional
~~Commentator~~

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05/09/2013 02:34.03 PM

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Grab Bag Golf 5/8/13
Okay, this week someone *ahemToby* has decided to switch Putting Day with Long Drive Day, and I can go along with that. So, without further ado, the doors of the loony wagon open and release the residents of Disturbia into the world:

First comes the very disturbed Steve, shooting a 59. Is it 59 season, Steve? You got a permit to shoot those? Next, Lavish LiLi dances along in her sparkling glass slippers for a 60. One of these days, LiLi, Bang! Zoom! To the moon! (oh, that’s not what you meant?)

Next we have the Schizo one, whose Sandy personality braves the rain today to bring us a 51. Also not singing in the rain is Mimi, who rows her boat up to the tee for a 53 while the borderline confused Tucker manages a 60. Not bad, whichever day this is!

The winner of the Scoreless Wonder award today is Engine, who filled up her cart with yummies but forgot to bring her score! Is there something about Wednesdays?? That’s okay, Engine, as long as you have the Firefly Flutters. Next comes Bart in the straightjacket that he insists is a zebra print shirt worn backwards. He brings us a 54 today.

UBB claims that Steve suffers from anxiety borderline nuts disorder, but WHO had to crawl out from under the bed today because of a little thunder? Mark down a 59 for him.

The Dynamic Duo are stressing out big time. What day is it? What planet is it? They head off to relax with their 57 and a Sugarglider Soda. Oh yeah, and the vodka. BeeGee is edgy today too, with her 56.

Bringing up the rear, Armani and Mallow, both with 54. Armani, we applaud your dedication in bringing your jetski out in the pouring rain, and we would never forego your score. Get it? FORE-go? Golf? Oh, never mind. Mallow is so near the edge she’s almost pushing me over besides. Well done, golfers!

Now the result of this grab bag day? Well, if it’s Long Drive Day it goes like this:
1st place – Lyrical LiLi and Tucker, tied with 60
2nd – UBB and Steve, thundering through with a very disturbed 59 each
3rd – Our very own Dynamically Stressed Out Duo with their 57
Now, I expect no complaints from LiLi and Tucker, because even if it were Putting Day they would still have won with a 6. But Sandy! She’s gonna complain plenty! She also would have also had a putt of 6 but instead is our low score and cart-charger with 51, while Steve would have been our losing putter had we not been in Bizarro World today. Confused yet? Me too!

Okay, bring back the men in the white coats while we crank up some Metallica to round out the day:
“♫ Welcome to where time stands still
No one leaves and no one will …
… Sanitarium …♫ ”

Your comparatively normal Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater,
Mike

05/08/2013 02:44.33 PM

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Borderline Day! 5-7-13
How close can we really be to the "borderline"? Especially with Steve and Bee Gee making the maps??

First near the edge is Steve with his memory in training, repeating 59 so often it takes on that creepy, loss of meaning thing. Oh, and a putt of 14.

Ana's Haley comes in a little warmer and farther from the edge with a 47, and an 11.

Mimi looks like she's borderline, using her oars to send signals, and swat a slip-sliding away 60, for 6.

Looks like Tucker has already been too close to the edge, with his slightly singed rear-end, and a 54, which gives him a 9. I really love the smell of burnt fur....

Engine arrives in her shiny clean Munchie Machine, but I'm afraid the mud is gonna take that shine right off again. She putts her pair of 5's for 10, and spit-shines a fender.

UBB is about borderline over Hug Week. Maybe Mallow can fit you for a custom barbed wire jacket? Just be careful when you're brushing off lint... A 48 you say? Well, a 12 I say! :)

Oooohh, I see Bouie is ready to edge into the clubhouse for a big breakfast, as long as it doesn't involve rodent barf. Not even on a beautiful morning? Guess not. Another pair of 5's for a 10.

Poor Bee Gee. She's beside herself with nothing to complain about, a very definite sign of borderline. And a 49, for 13 and I think the worst score so far. So cheer up, Beeg! You can complain about that putt.

Arriving late after trying to decide who was being edged into the carriers this morning is LooneyToon LiLi dancing cheek to cheek with a nice 60, for a 6.

And finally, Miss Borderline herself, all decked out in her exclusive line of barbed wire underwear, Mallow! Scoring a bright and shiny 50, for a 5 on the putt. She'll be signing autographs later. Edge into line - if you dare...

Should we have a borderline bbq at the clubhouse, featuring leg o' lammie? We can have borderline bbq lammie sammies! And edgy punch. And fruitcake salad. And nutty buddies for dessert. Maybe we should have putted with goofballs. Okay, I'm done now.

1st - Mallow, 5. Anybody in line yet?
2nd - Tie, Mimi & LiLi, 6. Oars in the WATER!!
3rd - Tucker, 9. Anybody love the smell of burnt butt in the morning?

Edging out Bee Gee for worst score today is Steve, giving it his all for borderline day! Way to go, Mr. 59! Maybe we could have a shirt made up for you ... it could say "59 or 14, it's all the same. Nah. It's reward enough that we're sending BG to the barn with you to help out. You two can work out the details. :)

~~~Toby~~~
I'm only here
for the food~

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05/07/2013 03:04.43 PM

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CS 5-6-13
Looks like it’s a wet and muddy one for most of you! Pretty soon it’s going to be mud wrestling instead of golf. Count me in!
I’m first to arrive, doing my best Stevie Wonder, professing my love for my 56, and my aversion to hug WEEK. Who does that stuff!
Next is Sandy/Ana with their 38, doing a rain dance and hoping for showers.
Mudcat Mimi (I like that!) is frantically rowing in her boat with a 58. Two oars Mimi-takes 2 oars to get where you’re going.
Highly contagious UBB is snotting and sneezing all over us,leaving a tissue trail and a lowly 39. YOU are not included in hug WEEK.
Engine is tooting along in her Snackster-yes I said toot, and slip-sliding away in mud with a 53. Should use Mudcat’s boat-a weinie boat! BUT, Engine does deliver with tuna turnovers and chipmunk chips. Way to go Engine! Just like the postal service…thru sleet, snow, mud…she delivers to the golfers.
Tuck-rolling in with a 46. No wonder you’re looking for the Weinie Wagon. Need to warm them buns!
Wow, Bart strolls in with his salmon colored golf shirt, chinos, and spit shined shoes. Aren't we all fancy, fancy there Bart. I thought shiny shoes were for looking up girls dresses or something like that. I read that-never tried it myself, swear.
Speaking of clothes horses, there is little Adorkable Lili putting on the glitz in her red sequined Betty Boop dress. But wait! It comes complete with hat and feathers. Mmmmmm….feathers….Oh! Her score-60.
Poor B&O,sharing their muddy misery with Mudcat Mimi. They both come slopping in with a chilly(for them)50. Mud wrestling is looking better and better!
And what does the West coast bring us? BG and Mallow-the little Miss Sunshine twins! BG is sporting a 47,and Mallow a 59. Wow,Mallow even found a barbed wire coat-impressive! Go on BG,give her a big hug for hug week. Would have been safer with raisin week, they just make you scoot and toot.

Winners:
First: Sandy/Ana 38
Second: Typhoid UBB
Third: Stylin Bart 44

Losers! Really, do I really need to say it? I see you heading for the cart barn already:
Adorkable with 60, and the somewhat prickly Mallow with 59. A word from the crazy cart cat Engine-please make sure to put a shine to the Weinie Wagon tonight too…and someone wake up Tuck,his buns look like they are on fire.

~Stevie Wonder Cat~

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05/06/2013 02:10.19 PM

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Sinko the mayo 5-5-13
As in I'll have a hoagie, hold the mayo. Did you all enjoy the first day of Hug Week? Who's passing out the paw sanitizer? Better hurry before Steve faints. :)

Up and atom early this morning is 'Check My Time' Engine, revving up just a little early for Oktoberfest, and zooming away with a 60 on a Sunday.

Damp Mimi has to make do with a plain old golf club since her flamingo refused to participate. She sloshes in with a soggy 52.

Steve's heart is in the right place - we never doubted! - but his gut is getting warmed up for a blast any minute. A kraut & egg sammie, and a 52. Thar she blows!

UBB has decided to enjoy the fiesta vicariously, on the club sofa with a brewski. He drops off his 45 and then drops off for a siesta.

Darn Bee Gee is all ready to go after the kegolator pinata. Swinnnggg - and a miss! And another 50.

Mallow is screaming something about a coochie coochie. Or maybe it's cooties. Oh hold it, it's cucaracha. Never can keep all these critters straight. She manages to fling that thing for a 57. Bring coochie cootie back on long drive day!

And finally, and WAY late for her, is Ana, recovering from a power failure to clock it with a cool 32.

Okay, let's see who wins the free all-you-can-eat liver fruitcake and zucchini bread feed tickets:

1st - Ana, 32. Still freezing back there, huh?
2nd - UBB, 45. Don't wake him. He's enjoying his siesta fiesta.
3rd - Bee Gee, 50. Notice how the lows are starting to get higher and higher?

Well, this is just perfect. Our Cart o' Cuisine Chef Engine has won herself all the liver fruitcake and zucchini bread she can carry. I wonder what delicacies we'll find on the Tram o' Treats tomorrow? :)

Okay everybody, let's get that kegolator started, we don't have all day! Well, actually we do....

~~~~~~Toby~~~
Still glad I never
~learned to golf!~

Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.

05/05/2013 02:59.41 PM

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Welcome, race fans! 5-4-13
Mom was so abs-Orbed *teehee* getting the race results she almost forgot golf! Our Charming Kitten didn't win so the heck with the race...

Riding in on his stick horse is Steve, who uses his pine pony to sink his shot for a 55 - or 10, in putt lingo.

Mimi is being chased by a pink flamingo! Ride that feather boa, Mimi! I know you can beat Steve's stick! She hits a 51, or a 6.

Obviously polo golf is NOT UBB's sport. He rides to a chilly 36, for a 9.

Ana comes bearing scores in each paw. Eeny meeny miny - 35! For a early morning putt of 8.

Engine arrives in the Snackster with a full kegolator, canapes, Derby hats, sanitizer, and a 44, for another 8.

Looks like Bart read the Derby forecast, as he stumbles onto the course in his yellow rain boots, smacking a 57, for a terrible putt of 12.

Bee Gee gallops up on Sniffback, reining her steed to a stop and following through for a 50, giving her a putt of 5.

Tucker is so eager to get to the Kentucky moonshine he barely has time to leave his score of 49, for a REALLY terrible 13.

And finally Mallow, with one last desperation dance step, heat waves into a 54, and a putt of 9. I hope you have as much enthusiasm for National Hug Week, starting tomorrow. I'm sure Steve will ... heh heh.

Are we ready for some scores? Let's see the finals:

1st - Bee Gee, 5. Getting the hang of this putting stuff.
2nd - Mimi, 6. You know, Alice used a flamingo as a croquet mallet .... just sayin'.
3rd - Tie, Ana & Engine, 8. Now serving kegolator Moonshine Juleps.

And so we're off to the club house to watch the rerun of the race and stand around stylin' with our Derby hats and rubber boots. I guess this time it's not much of a sacrifice to have cart duty. I mean, how hard is it to charge up stick horses? :) Barn duty goes to Bart and Tucker today.

~~~Hot Rod~
Totally depressed
~~by Derby Day~~~

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05/04/2013 04:21.34 PM

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~~ 3 May Fun Friday Long Driving
Hug Yourself today? Well, of course you did. It is “Hug Your Cat Day” and how many cats actually “own” their own cat? So, just hug yourself or as Steve, that organizational genius, suggested: Group Hug Day—with sanitizer towels to follow.
And speaking of Mister Group Hug himself, he’s so worried that he might forget to turn in his score (56) that he puts it on the table first before sharing his Group Hug ideas. Thanks Steve.
No problem, really because we all get confused. Take a look at Bee Gee today. For some reason she wanted to turn her respectable 56 into an 11 because she thought it was Putting day. Darn! Don’t I know just how that can happen? It’s okay BG give yourself a hug and a double plate of Stuffed French Toast from N-gin’s Weiner Wagon.
Our full service Snack Cart is turning into a gourmet rolling eatery. Although there’s a little photo at the bottom of this page, take a look at her in her chef’s hat riding her clean, green Weiner Cart on her page #147060. She even had tome between stuffing those French toasts to whack a hefty 60. Rare and well done!
Mimi’s waltzing around today with Lucky, the Old Sun as her partner and a 55 score. A little lower on the score today but happy to get a wee bit of a sleep in, Armani smiles as he lays his 51 score on the table. And then even a little lower in the scoring this morning is our Ana. Get on over for a big plate of French toast and pour lots of mouse syrup all over it in case need your strength in cart barn later on.
Whoa! Check out that lavender out fit on Lavindlula Palooza LiLi at the top of the driving range… She’s such a beautiful distraction. And who says beauty is not an athlete. She whacks a mice 68 before skipping over to the Wiener Wagon. Right behind LiLi, as usual, are Boule & Ollie. They tramped through mud and heavy rain to get here today. Hey, don’t splash anything on that big floor length lavender gown, dudes. Before they run to the W.W. they post a solid 63.
Well who else is going to score in the 60 range today? It’s UBB enjoying Lucky Ole Sun too. And falling a little lower after having to deal with 2 dumb pawrents all night, Tucker scores 53. Today’s entertainment is Miss Mallow moonwalking across the green to strike the shortest long drive of the day: a 48. Sorry Mallow now you can moonwalk out to the cart barn for charging and also the real perk, yes you get to clean the weiner cart!!
Now, the moment we’ve waited for:
1st Place goes to our own Fashion Queen- LiLi PaLavenderLooza-- 68
2nd Place the Dynamic Duo sticking close to LiLi – 63
3rd Place that old golf duff, UBB—60
~~~Whew! Glad to have been your commenter today, cats. It arrived later than usual because the CC lost my first edition just as I was ready to post. Ugh. But more bothersome than that, I have a terrible time staying on the CC. today I had to login 4 times! Aggravating…
Yet, I remain your humble Long Drive commenter: PD Budd, a non-golfer.

05/03/2013 06:46.51 PM

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Fizzle Day 5-2-13
What that means is that there's hardly anything happening today worth celebrating. So - anybody remember Fizzies? Or is mom the only dinosaur in the group? :)

First up is Steve, fizzling his little orange self to a warn 58.

Ana starts with a fizzling 41, but says she's look at 80 later. Hot-cha-cha!

Mimi does a little claw dance and swears she feels warmer. Mind over matter, I say! And she pairs a warm 55 with cold rat dogs. Um, yuck?

Tucker swings at a 52, happy he didn't have to wear his water wings today.

SizzleOrFizzle LiLi goes strolling through the oldies, "sending" one out for a blazing 67.

UBB is comfy with his 49 and tries hitching a ride with Engine's engine. Let me know if that worked out.

Speaking of Engine, she's busting in now with a 61, leaving behind her pair of 5's. Guess they must have fizzled....

Bouie brought his little sister along for Show & Tell. Oh wait, that's not it. I mean Be Nice To Brothers & Sisters Day. He sends her off for a footlong while he tries to concentrate on golf. Remember golf? He hits a muddy 64 in the rain. I guess this means Brother & Sister Love Day fizzled.

Ah, at last, someone with something to celebrate! Ukelele Day! Thank you Bee Gee! She smacks one for a cool 34. "If you kiss ukulele lady, while you're promising to be true. And she see another ukulele, Lady foolin' round with you....."

Mallow has her tew-lips all puckered up for a 46. I hope you didn't strain anything reaching those high notes...

Armani hurries in a little late, looking hectic and frazzled, not to be confused with fizzled, and swats a nice 49 on the fly!

Are you ready? Let me hear you say Yes! We're Ready! *silence* Hmm, guess the pep rally fizzled, too. Where's your enthusiasm? Your jubilation at being present for such a totally fizzled up day?? Scores, please. *anticipations builds as the envelope is opened*

1st - Bee Gee, 34. Hula for the moolah - you buy!
2nd - Ana, 41. You like to warm up SLOWLY.
3rd - Mallow, 46. Need any Chap-Stick for your tew-lips?

Okay, let's head to the club house where we will experience the apparently extinct but newly re-created Bourbon Fizzie. Wow - almost like Jurassic Park. Only with booze. So it's better.

~~~~Toby~
~~Fuzzy Fizzie
Feline Funcaster~

Come visit me, BONNIE & GRABBY 210597~~, TOBY 210431 ~~, PIG & SISSY 210414~~, DARN BEE GEE 210564~~, RIP ANGELS 210737~~, MR.SNIFF 210653~~ & CATTY SHACK 232638 ~.

05/02/2013 03:26.59 PM

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MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 5/1/13
It’s a rush of activity around the Catty Shack this morning, as kitties are rushing to and fro, getting ready for the coronation! I got up earlier than usual, too, let’s see how awake I am:

First off is Sandy, getting right down to business with a 38 (=11)

Then comes Steve, who is in such a hurry to dance around the Maypole, I mean the big golf club, I mean .. oh, I don’t know what I mean. And neither does Steve, he’s in such a hurry that he forgets to putt (snicker)!! Gee, someone who’s more out of it than me!

Next comes Mimi, who has grabbed that big Maypole/golf club and with coloured ribbons flying uses it to shoot a 58 (=13). Stick with the putter, Mimi!

Mucking his way through the swamp comes Tucker, who manages a 50 (=5), followed by UBB who gets a 40 (=4). Gee, maybe we should flood the whole golf course, that mud hole thing seems to be working for them!

Engine and her food cart come through, passing out Royal Rats on Rakes and managing to score a 55 (=10) .. again. Maybe you should stop the cart and get out next time.

The Dynamic Duo are in a rush to get to the coronation, but at least they manage to remember to shoot. With that 66 (=12), why bother? Mallow comes “Hustle”-ing through as well and gets a 37 (=10)

Bee Gee would rather celebrate Lei Day, and it works pretty well for her with a 30 (=3). And finally Lollygagging LiLi shoots a 70 (=7) and then proceeds to indulge in some “Hanky Panky”. In the middle of the golf course, yet! Please (blush!), this is a family site!

The breakdown please (no, not MINE, that comes later)
1st: BeeGee with her frozen tropical flowers and her 3
2nd: UBB with his very muddy 4
3rd: The very swamped Tucker, with a 5

Cart duty today goes to Mimi with her whopping 13. We should make her share with the Maypole-obsessed Steve (aka the Scoreless Wonder), what do you say? The Ayes have it! Now, where did those Crown Royal Chasers go? MAYDAY! Get me out of here!

Your ever faithful Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater,
Mike

05/01/2013 02:47.57 PM

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