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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

About Me

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 1 year old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack has won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!
WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Timmy 8851
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be the low temp of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

SUNDAY AND HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits?

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I've had 51109 friends visit me.

I'm the 51,960th member on CatChannel.com.

6,362 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Did everybody make it? 9-16-14
Seems the "other" CS didn't Get Ready in time. Maybe somebody forgot to pay the green fees. *glares at Bee Gee* Luvbug(54) Collects Rocks in Wrinkled polyester raincoat, thankful it's not Spandex. At least HIS isn't. Can't speak for Steve ... Ana(50) is busy fluffing pillows Getting Ready for the big sleep over tonight ... Mimi(68) Rocks on in her Go-Go boots after trading her pawful of rocks for a pawful of Temptations ... Engine stayed in bed this morning and let her mom play with us today. Everybody, say hi to Ida! "Hi, Ida!" She brings us butter basted beer-battered bear claws, and her inaugural score of 64 is impressive! ... Steve(50) "flashes" by in his wrinkled raincoat, giving no one time to admire OR adore! *snicker* He gives a quick wave to Ida though.

Timmy can't tell the rocks from the tomatoes. Remind me never to have a salad at your place. He hopes his mom will win another 55 bucks ... UBB(51) has returned from his long exile in the home spa. You look more wrinkled than your raincoat! Reminder: you do not Get Ready for golf by sharpening your clubs! *shudder* I guess it HAS been awhile ... Tucker(52) is in the welcoming mood, opening bottles of Cat Daniels to welcome Ida, and re-welcome UBB ... The Golf Bully(50) is in fine fettle this morning, grumping about being locked out at CC2. Well, pay the greens fees! .... Oh dear, the Rapture is here already? And we didn't even Get Ready for it! Well, Mallow(48), maybe you can put in a good word for us with the Big Guy, huh? You ARE on speaking terms. We hope...

Long drive finals:
1st - Mimi, 68. The catpaign drags on.
2nd - Ida, 64. Maybe you can fill in for Engine more often.
3rd - Timmy, 55. Are you sure those are walnuts, not tomatoes?

Loser is Mallow, narrowly beating out almost the rest of the group! We'll give you a break since you have to provide some intervention on behalf of the non-rapture-ready Catty Shackers.

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
My raincoat got mildewed
~~~~in Seattle!
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09/16/2014 01:15.27 PM Report This Comment
It was deserted over on CC2 ...
and if there's another thread for today, I sure didn't see it! Where is everyone ..? I know this is Stay Away from Seattle Day, but this ain't Seattle!

Oh no! The Rapture came! I now rule the world ... bwahahahahaha! 48 for me this morning. -- A. Mallow

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09/16/2014 07:42.01 AM Report This Comment
Finally!
Stupid "other" CS wouldn't even let us IN THERE last night, and took FOREVER to get through this morning. I'm about ready to break all my golf clubs! Temper temper. So, there I was in my wrinkled raincoat minding my own business, when.... YOU complete the story! We started with a 50 this morning, great rock collecting weather! I better get ready for the big party at PD's place!

Bee Gee
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09/16/2014 07:19.02 AM Report This Comment
Welcome IDA,
just be careful of where you step...MOL!!! Locked out of CC2 this morning. Welcome Back UBB!! Lets go tip a bottle of Cat Daniels I have ~52~ of them stashed for when you came back!!!
Purrs, Tuck & Dot

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09/16/2014 04:44.21 AM Report This Comment
The day after the day before...
Yes... I turned 12 yesterday and we Budds have returned to the CC and the CS, too.
We are celebrating "Get Ready" day with Uncle Buddy Budd. It has been so long since he played (July) that he felt rusty and so did his clubs.
He is soooo rusty about playing golf that he spent all yesterday afternoon in the basement cleaning & sharpening his clubs. With a sharp crack he gets a wet 51. Not bad, old cat.
Purrs.
PD Budd

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09/16/2014 04:23.36 AM Report This Comment
Yay I can identify with
Hidden rock day. Mommy has a few dozen rocks masquerading as ripe tomatoes. Mommy going to nearby racino this morning with Aunt Sandy and right now on her way to lab to get lab work done. Another time where maybe mom will win $55 more than what she came with. TIMMY

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09/16/2014 04:22.41 AM Report This Comment
Tues CS
Wrinkled raincoat day. OK<time to do some flashing! a 50 for me. It will only be a quick flash,not the admire and adore kind

XOXO~S~


Look-Engines Mom Ida is playing with us today!!!!! Lets all welcome her the CS way :)

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09/16/2014 03:22.38 AM Report This Comment
Catty Shack
sliding in with a platter of beer battered and butter basted bearclaws. Don't know what happend to the rest of the package...MOL? Here's a muggy 64 and a pitcher of Mad Dog. I won't be the one with the first pour. Wrrrooommmmmm

mows and purrs

ida

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09/16/2014 03:10.05 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
Found 68 rocks laying around on the greens. Mom should give me a handful of temptations for them. Yo! Luvbug, got on my white GoGo boots and I'm ready to rock and roll. Purrs...Mimi & J.C.

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09/16/2014 02:31.24 AM Report This Comment
sleepover tonight/games tomorrow
50 this morning here in deep south amherst getting ready for the sleepover and games tonight and tomorrow. ab

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09/16/2014 01:11.10 AM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
We'll have to look into that Hot Rod. Thanks for posting here though.

At least the outfits aren't spandex. Eeeeek! Polyester but not spandex.

Here's the mirrored spinning ball for you Mudcat so you can go on being the Dancing Queen (so young and sweet.....)

Collect Rocks Day. Check.
Get Ready Day. Check. (I hope).
Get away from Seattle Day. Check. (Never been there so doesn't apply).
Wrinkled Raincoat Day. Check. (Haven't needed one this past year with the lack of rain so it should be well dried out and wrinkled).

Forecast low 54.

Are you having fun dancing yet Dancing Queen Mudcat? Maybe you can have some fun with Engine dancing. Surely the cart barn can be turned into a rolling skate rink.......

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo - Thanks for COTD Badge, Fang and Drooler - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Kuce (In Loving Memory 1993-2012) Thanks COTD.

09/15/2014 08:07.06 PM Report This Comment
HEY GUYS!
The "other" Catty Shack won't let me in! I knocked and knocked, and well, nuthin' doin'. So, here I am to tell you Tuesday is Collect Rocks Day. Mom and Mimi are especially fond of rocks. Don't ask. It's also Get Ready Day, but I have no idea ready for what. It's Get Away From Seattle Day. Done. Wrinkled Raincoat Day. Guess that's why you want to get away from Seattle. Maybe that's Mildewed Raincoat Day. :-)

Hot Rod
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09/15/2014 06:12.09 PM Report This Comment
9-15 recap
Pigapalooza 2014. Yep, BG,and her huge family come thru for us once again with fun and BD goodies. Happy BD to Pig and Sissy!. Bet your blogger hates thank you day today. Now,on to hat day. Lets see who wins the best cat in the hat for today.

Luvbug(52) is seen trying to squeeze into last years Trick or Treat costume. They seem to shrink in the closet.

Sandy (42) is her optimistic self saying she has no where to go but down with the temps.

Mudcat (64) is feeling her hat,and the effects of the crispy grasshoppers. Ohhhh...she is wearing a felt hat. I get it now.

Engine (64) Another 64! You and the Mudcat are in sync today,more way than one. The girls are coordinating a culinary disaster of grasshoppers,sugargliders and beetles. Mmmmm....extra crunch please *burp*

Tuck and Dot (41) sporting this years newest felt hat style (they call THAT fashion???) and ordering a round of grasshoppers for the crew. Thank goodness,they are the beverage kind.

I'm another 41. Imitation is a sign of flattery. I would rather flatter Mudcat with the 64 temps,but it is what it is. Busy paw knitting a toboggan hat to fit my entire body. Thank goodness I'm a little guy.

Timmy (54) is still battling the squirrels and their little hidden nuts :)

BG (43) wants to be all felt out today-top to bottom. I only reports what you say. Come on Momma light her fire.

Mallow (54) is wowing us with her 8 track tape collection. SOME of us are too young to remember those. Abba you say???? Score! Mudcat is our own Dancing Queen!

Winners: A LOT of duplicate scores again

1st: With 41 is Tuck,Dot and ME!!!! Woo-hooo!!!
2nd:Sandy 42
3rd: BG 43

Losers: Dancing Queen Mudcat and her counterpart in the kitchen,Engine with 64,with the assist of twins Timmy and Mallow (54) and Timmy's nutty furiends.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/15/2014 10:00.07 AM Report This Comment
Practicing with the hounds 9-14-14
Kinda like Dancing with the Stars, only different. Choosing not to share his hoagie with a hound, Luvbug settles for a 52 .... Drifting around with the hounds, the Angels hit 45 .... Mimi(66) thanks her lucky stars she has no hound to hug.

Tucker(40) shamelessly hugs his hound! Dancing cheek to cheek they are. Eww .... Sounds like Timmy(50) had to clean up after his nutty squirrels again. We must discover the magic squirrel repellant, and soon! ... Mallow(52) is singing the "Happy to Be Hound Free" polka this morning while contemplating hugging 'warm' Mikey! .... And Bee Gee(40) makes it to the links later than usual after using her hound as a scratching post!

Practice round-up: Luvbug, 52 - Angels, 45 - Mimi, 66 - Tucker, 40 - Timmy, 50 - Mallow, 52 - Bee Gee, 40.

As you can see, the temperatures are definitely taking a downward turn. Pretty soon the frost will be on the pumpkins and we'll all be trying on our goblin clothes! Boo!

~~~~~~~~~Toby~~~~
~~~I am gonna try SO hard
to be creepier than BG this year
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09/14/2014 02:55.18 PM Report This Comment
Well, I'm a little late 9-13-14
Mom was completely distracted and almost forgot the recap! For shame! She does that a lot lately. I think she needs a change of scenery. Maybe we should move Catty Shack to Hawaii.

Bee Gee thanks Luvbug(50/5) for the coat and mittens. Sounds like he's one busy cat! Let the books program the kids with superstitions! Mix some peanuts & chocolate in with the fortune cookie dough. Lucky M&M's! ... Ana(47/11) says she still likes the COTD Catty Shack pic, but really, a new fall photo would be nice too! ... Bee Gee(38/11) is furious with her fortune cookie for letting her get four flat tires! She vows never to think positive again.

Mallow(50/5) is busy counting the annual chocolate days LOUDLY! ... Timmy's place must be home to the world's stupidest squirrels! They hid their 51(6) walnuts on top of the air conditioner! ... And Tucker(53/8) had to hear all the excuses why his mom was late this morning. He hops into BG's Studebaker cart and they zoom away! .... OOPS! Mimi(71/8) almost got away! She posted on CC2 but forgot to post on CC! It's all that catpaigning, she's getting punchy!

Lots of lows today! A tie for first, with Luvbug and Mallow each coming in with a 5.
2nd goes to Timmy's squirrels with their 6.
3rd place tie between Tucker and his fortune cookie and Mimi on the catpaign bus, each with an 8.

Ana and Bee Gee tie for cart duty with 11 apiece. Good thing it warmed up a little this afternoon. I know how hard it is to hook up those cables wearing mittens! Fortune cookie free-for-all in the club house!

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~
Watch out for the peanut M&M
fortune cookies - they hurt!
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09/13/2014 03:17.39 PM Report This Comment
Chocolate milkshakes anyone? 9-12-14
I promise Steve was nowhere near them! Luvbug(50) has a basketful of delicious blow-torched fruit flies. He also wants us to Stand Up To Cancer! I bet we can do that! I have a giant flyswatter and I'm not afraid to use it! .... Steve(55) wants us to think he's going into the deep freeze without a coat. Not a chance. He also can't understand why we all still run when he mentions chocolate .... Engine(64) plans on getting the winter furs out this weekend. Watch out nobody gets kicked by her Mad Mule! .... Mimi(75) says she doesn't need a winter coat, Josie and the Pussycats will do just fine.

Tucker(52) laughs at all the golf wimps and orders a hefty dose of Mad Mule for the weekend .... Timmy(52), if you figure out how to get rid of the squirrels in your yard, please share the secret! ... Sandy(52) seems to be in a bit of a grump this morning, tired of the weather AND our Catty Shack photo! Ha! .... Mallow(46) is interrupted in the middle of her Josie and the Pussycats medley. To atone for her breech of good taste *coff* she orders up a mess of squirrel strombolies and a round of Mad Mule for the house .... And last but not least comes frigid Bee Gee - yipes! 36! You DO need your winter coat! She thanks Steve for refraining from adding his mystery chocolate to the milkshakes.

Today's final standings:
1st - Mimi, 75.
2nd - Engine, 64.
3rd - Steve, 55.

Cart barn, definitely Bee Gee. Help thaw her out so she can walk to the cart barn!

~~~~Toby~~~~
Extra furs, please!
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09/12/2014 01:55.07 PM Report This Comment
9-11 recap
You can cross your legs, your paws, even your eyes, so get ready for some pain and technique training on crossing your buns.

Luvbug ( 48 ) is looking to start a business making beds and kneading dough. There's an idea- Bed and Breakfast buns.

I'm (70) working on my hot buns of steel (impressed???? ) while Sandy (60) tames the morning humid frizzies.

Mudcat (71) tempts our taste buds today with nuked possum (TV dinner?) and ale, for whatever ails you.

Tuck and Dot (73) keeps his buns on the run for the dryness of the clubhouse. Sure, you'll run when you hear the clink of the pull tab.

Timmy (73) has fruit flies on everything from the kitchen sink to his buns.

BG (45) just like a girl scout, always prepared with everything from clubs to bats ( not the hanging upside down in the cave bats) .

Mallow (55) shows us the only proper way to golf with a baseball bat, and her buns. How DO you get that swing??

Winners:
1st: BG 45
2nd: Luvbug 48
3rd:Mallow 55

Losers: wow...... Tuck and Dot tying with Timmy with 73. Need more to help charging carts? Mudcat with 71


XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/11/2014 01:04.34 PM Report This Comment
9/10/14 - Swap Ideas About Makeup & TV Dinners Day
Okay, that’s a challenge. Let’s see what the fertile minds of Catty Shack can do with Swap Ideas Day!

First up is Luvbug with 49 (=13) and his idea is to skip the TV dinners altogether and open a can of tuna. I second that idea! Steve is next, promising to show us 61 (=7) ways to use up makeup. I mean, use makeup. Well, if we use it up then he can sell us more, right? Mimi’s idea is to make 72 (=9) artistic butt prints all over the place. Try that one when the first frost hits, I dare you.

Tucker swaps the idea that the best part of the TV dinner should be in the biggest section. Any ideas on which part that might be? 62 guesses and the first 8 don’t count. Timmy is here with a challenge, his Mom wants a squirrel-free yard and he thinks we are the crew to help with that. Won’t she be surprised to see 67 (=13) of them all laid out in a row when she gets home? Engine offers to turn said squirrels into 65 (=11) delectable squirrel & rat rollups. Yum!

Ana drops in with her week’s purrsonal best of 60 (=6) and Mallow brings 59 (=14) jugs of O.J.’s finest distillation to celebrate. Keep it away from open flames! And BeeGee has the best idea of all. She says we should swap our golf clubs for fly swatters and proceeds to get 57 (=12) of the little flying monsters. Woo Hoo!

And whose ideas are winners today?
1 – Ana, looks like that 6 is a Shack best today too!
2nd – Steve with a 7. That’s how many layers of makeup he wants to put on us.
3rd – Tucker, with an 8

And to the cart barn with … Mallow! Again! Leave the “juice” here, please, and there had better not be any butt prints on the carts tomorrow!

Your Guest Common (candied sweet) ‘Tater, Mike

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09/10/2014 01:34.31 PM Report This Comment
Get in line 9-9-14
You can learn the Sinus Shuffle, er, Snuffle. Mom will show you how! It requires very little effort, but lots of Kleenex.

Looks like Luvbug(50) has decided to look like a weirdo, dancing with a teddy bear in the conga line! .... Steve(60) of course is the dancing queen. Oh wait, dancing "machine". My mistake .... The Angels(51) are here to give us fair warning that once again, tomorrow is water sports day. Until the pool freezes, right? .... Engine(66) pulled out all the stops for the fancy feast today, but I think I'd like to sample that Wrath's Breath first. I'll use a spiked sparrow as a stir stick.

Poor Mimi(72) has to hit the stormy catpaign trail dragging a smelly wet teddy bear. At least it doesn't have fleas. Right? .... Ooohh, the creepy weirdos have struck! Tuck finds 63 teddy bear heads scattered across the links! .... Timmy(66) offers his mom some squirrel nuts tea to calm her down. After all that boot scooting she needs some soothing .... Darn had to do the Screaming Bee Gee(57) routine this morning to get mom up. Nothing soothing about THAT! .... Mallow(54) is in "line" with Luvbug, dancing with teddy bears. Happy Wonderful Weirdos Day!

Long drive line dance final:
1st - Mimi, 72. Free wet teddy bear with every vote!
2nd - Tie, Engine & Timmy, 66. Offer your mom a spiked sparrow, see if that relaxes her.
3rd - Tucker, 63. Watch for weirdos on the back 9.

And Bee Gee thought she'd have cart duty but Mallow edged her out for that dubious honor. Although I'm sure Bee Gee won't mind helping out, anything to escape mom's Snuffle Shuffle for awhile. :-)

~~~~~~Toby~~~~
~~Reporting from the
Wonderful World of Weird
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09/09/2014 12:47.25 PM Report This Comment
9-8 recap
One, two cha-cha-cha. Line dancing from hole to hole. At this rate, and your lack of coordination, this could take all day. Be ready to learn the CS shuffle.

Luvbug (50) has the spirit! I said spirit, not spirits, stop getting all excited. He's a line dancing fool, and scooting his boogies. Something like that.

I'm in with a 56, trying not to weave dance after all the spirits. Straight lines are SO overrated.

Sandy (53) is making sleep over plans. We all sleep when we golf.

Engine (65) brought us Spamwiches ( that mystery meat....what is it) with enough mouse mustard, you can't taste a thing.

Mudcat ( 73) is not only running a successful campaign, she's running maintenance on CS2.

Tuck and Dot ( 54) motto of the day: will dance for food. No mystery dates at their house though. I used to LOVE that game, but we are talking about a horrid little fruit this time.

Timmy ( 62) struts his stuff with his 4 left paws.

BG ( 54) trying her cat herding skills on the dance floor. Just follow her lead, she throws a wicked clog.

Mallow ( 57) is scootin across the greens. No, not THAT kind of scootin, but she did mention something about nuts, ouch.

Winner:
Luvbug 50
2nd: Sandy 53
3rd: BG 54

Loser:
Mudcat 73 aided by Engine 65. The soon to be queen can teach the fine art of cart charging in castle activities.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/08/2014 12:50.21 PM Report This Comment
Plenty of practice 9-7-14
I hope you all remembered to keep your pet rocks restrained with a leash. Don't want them rolling around making 'gravel' all over the greens. Now, do we?

Luvbug(50) brings up an ancient ritual involving raw eggs in the Orange Julius recipe. Mom remembers that, and even remembers some at-home experimentation. Don't ask .... Looks like the Angels(65) are fulling engaged in fall-ing now. Snow sports will be coming soon! .... Mimi(77) says her mom gets strange about her pet rocks. Hmm, do tell. I think Dr. Bee Gee has an opening this afternoon, we'll clear some room on the couch.

Now, Tucker(46) and Bee Gee(45) have found a great use for all those unrestrained pet rocks running loose on the links. They've piled them all up and created The Great Wall Of China fire pit! Gather round and keep warm! .... Mallow(59) tees up another pet rock and chips it up onto The Great Wall. What skill! What finesse! Let's see if you can land a Barbie head on top of it!

Plenty of fun today with our pet rocks, we should bring them more often. Okay, here's how the practice worked out: Luvbug, 50 ... Angels, 65 ... Mimi, 77 ... Tucker, 46 ... Bee Gee, 45 ... Mallow, 59.

No rain or snow today either. That might change soon, considering the way the temperature has crashed out here! Brrr... Maybe winter will come early! Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit throwing your pet rocks at me! Ow!

~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Marshmallow roast by the fire pit.
~Mallow has some "gourmet" ones!

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09/07/2014 02:44.20 PM Report This Comment
A late Saturday egg toss 9-6-14
Not only is mom late today but VERY lazy! Been napping most of the day. I think she's turning into a cat. Nothing wrong with that I guess, except then we'd have to rely on dad for food and other essentials.

Luvbug(54/9) has some very interesting eggs with Barbie faces on them. Everybody, try not to get confused and whack one of the Barbie eggs. *sploosh* Ugh, too late .... Looks like Ana(72/9) has left the humidity behind. Water sports must be coming to an end soon .... Mimi(77/14) is happily whacking Barbie heads while setting up an egg ambush at the gate.

Timmy isn't golfing today, in honor of Lay-on-mom's-lap-and-don't-eat-pizza Day. But if he DID golf, he'd have a 74/11 .... Bee Gee(46/10) plays One-Potato, Two-Potato with Barbie heads. Ooohh, we can have a Mr. Potato Head Day! Do we have to wait for the "official" one? .... Wow, Tucker(67/13) is getting me all kinds of mixed up. Sounds like he's calling football signals: 34-33-67, hike! .... Now wait a minute Mallow(54/9). You cannot possibly putt wearing a catcher's mitt!

So now we have to work football and baseball into our already confusing golf-bowling-pool game! Not to mention roller derby and possible an aerodrome too! Help!

Exciting Barbie head putt finals:
1st - Uh-oh, big tie, Luvbug, Ana, and Mallow, each with 9. Couple more of you in there and you'd have enough for a basketball team!
2nd - All alone, Bee Gee, 10. Let's see you go for da egg bomb! LONG one.....
3rd - Timmy, 11. Honorary third place today. Get off mom's lap!

And lastest place honors go to Mimi. Let's hope she doesn't do that queen 'thing' and yell "Off with his head!" Maybe Tucker will be nice enough to trade places with her future queenship? Hee hee?

~~~~~~~~~Toby~~~~
At least nobody egged the carts!
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09/06/2014 01:18.57 PM Report This Comment
Lazy Mom Day! 9-5-14
And to celebrate I was going to be late with the recap but figured if I wanted any of that pizza I better not be TOO late! Maybe we can dress up that cheese pizza with some of those left-over frog's legs! Tastes just like chicken!

Luvbug(54) comes in from the fog speculating about having the dads do our blogging. Let's lose that idea right now! .... Steve(63) is trying to balance his pile-high pizza without spilling the pepper rings .... Mimi(74) had her mom up at 4 a.m. adding toppings to her pizza. SHE sure wasn't late! .... Engine(72) claims to have something better than pizza. Engine, nothing could be better than pizza! Especially fishy little things I can't pronounce!

Tuck(66) is being a pain in the rear by being easy to please today. Plain cheese pizza is okay with him. Do you have any idea the pressure that puts on the rest of us?? .... Sandy(64) surfs in on another wave of humidity today. No wonder water sports are so popular there! .... Timmy(76) does the feline world proud by demanding pupperoni on his pizza! Hear! Hear! Way to be difficult! .... Bee Gee (46) arrives wrapped in a cape of hot pizza. I LOVE the fashion statement! The way you utilized the black olives for buttons .... Oh look who's being difficult "artistically" - Mallow the Early! That score (50) is early, too! Save it for tomorrow.

Late n' lazy long drives:
1st - Timmy, 76. Pupperoni & snausage pizza!
2nd - Mimi, 74. Let mom sleep in tomorrow!
3rd - Engine, 72. Gesundheit!

Loser today comes from the ice box. Bee Gee, be sure to share your pizza-wear with the rest of us before you head to the barn! It's what the well-accessorized feline is wearing this fall. And the "meatball sammie" purse.

~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Love the green pepper earrings!
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09/05/2014 01:45.37 PM Report This Comment
9-4 recap
Ohhhhh boy,imagine my surprise when I JUST realized its Thursday,and time for a recap. Stinking holidays screw me right up.

And.....we're off with Luvbug( 52) with a frog. Oh,a fog. I was kind of hoping the frog was the extra dessert.

I'm next with 64,carefully molding my little popcorn golf balls,while wearing my bowling shirt with "Steve" on the front,just in case I forget who I am. It can happen you know.

Haley scores a 56,or a 57,depending when she got up,or when she was actually alert and awake.

Engine!! (71-I think,Engine's been hitting the hooch again) . We missed you! She's back,and with snacks! Good thing,our bellybuttons are touching our spines from yesterdays lack-o-snack.

Mudcat (75) taking a royal whack on the popcorn balls to feed the hungry. In this case,its JC. What a good queenly quality....let 'em eat popcorn balls.

Tuck and Dot,Dot and Tuck (62),caught in the act of divulging family secrets of the dessert variety. Dessert for dinner,not to be confused for breakfast for dinner,or dessert for lunch.Purrfectly clear.

BG (48). 48???? Are you SURE you know how to read that thing???

Timmy (71) sporting his tastefully decorated (tee-hee-hee,who did that???) dragonfly golf cart,and giving out the secret family recipe for mushroom mush. Your secret is SO safe with us.

And last-everyone together...Mallow The Great (54). Not sure if she is golfing or bowling,but the end result is the same. Someone wins,someone loses,and we all have a drink. Score!

Winner:

1st: BG 48 (she can't read)
2nd : Luvbug 52
3rd: Mallow 54

Losers:Mudcat with 75,and Timmy and Engine as her happy helpers.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/04/2014 01:04.22 PM Report This Comment
9/3/14 - Bowling Golf with Dragonflies!
Wow, here we are into September already! Another summer on the way out and CC is still here. And the Catty Shackers are, too. Almost 2 years old now, we are a CC institution! Or we should BE in an institution. One or the other, depending on who you are. Let the wild frolic begin!

Luvbug is taking our Golf Pro up on the offer of dragonfly decals for Sewing Month. Iron-on decals please. 55 (10) of them. Steve would rather celebrate Bowling League Day, his ambition is to roll a hole in one with a bowling ball but he only gets 60 (=6). He also aspires to wear one of those nifty shirts. With a dragonfly decal below his name, of course. And our would-be Queen, Mimi (you had a premonition when you named your beer can boat, didn’t you?) is going to iron a dragonfly decal onto a 78 (=15) lb. bowling ball & see if JC can eat THAT.

Tucker has been dared to drop a bowling ball off a 59 (=14) storey skyscraper to which our intrepid adventurer says No Way! I’m with you, Tuck. BeeGee has a new sport in mind, Bowling Golf and she scores a 54 (=9) on her first try. Timmy says the golf course is flooded with 69 (=15) inches of rain. Quick! Old Toothy is on the loose! Chuck those bowling balls at him and swim! Fast!

Mallow is going to take a different spin on Bowling Golf and smack the ball with her hockey stick. She matches Bee Gee’s score of 54 (=9). And Ana’s Angels swim in late from Water Sports Day and evade Old Toothy with their golf clubs for a 60 (=6)

Results are:
1st – Steve and the Angels, tied with a 6. You can mix us up some Dragonflies, in keeping with the special day.
2nd- The Queen of Darkness and the Dark Angel are tied with 9.
3rd – Luvbug stands alone with 10 dragonfly decals left over

To the cart barn with Mimi and Timmy, with 15 each. And don’t feel left out, Tucker, you can go too. Your 14 is ALMOST a 15 after all. What do you bet we find dragonfly decals on the carts tomorrow?
Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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09/03/2014 03:48.12 PM Report This Comment
Happy "Happy Cat" Day. Month. Whatever. 9-2-14
All I know is I'm just happy it's not August any more. Out in the wilderness first today is Luvbug(52) sporting a black cowboy hat for Hat Day. Month. Whatever .... Here comes Steve(71) claiming he's a happy cat. Don't believe a word of it! ....Ana(70) sloshes in from the wilderness drenched in humidity .... Engine(71) spent her holiday sprucing up the MouseMobile so don't be getting your grubby wilderness paws on her shine!

Tucker(72) has been counting happy cats on his wilderness trek and didn't see a single smiling cat with pierced ears .... Miss future Queen Cat Mimi(78) is already regretting her wilderness campaign. That's the campaign theme: Oh How I Hate The Wilderness .... Timmy needs to be on the next USA Olympic swim team, with his amazing powers of acceleration. 77 mph? You should have been here for the boat races! .... Bee Gee(51) is not a happy camper cat. Looking through National Geographic is probably enough wilderness for her .... And Mallow(57) seems content with very LOCAL wilderness. Don't forget the skunks. Always remember the stinking skunks!

Wilderness driving finals:
1st - Mimi, 78. Day 2 on the campaign, she's holding up well.
2nd - Timmy, 77. Swimming with Ol' Toothy you BETTER be able to swim 77 mph!
3rd - Tucker, 72. We'll be right over for Mouse' pawty!

Looks like Bee Gee is in the barn again. Just as well, you can feed your bats while you're there.

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Just swattin' skeeters out here
in the wonderful wilderness
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09/02/2014 02:21.28 PM Report This Comment
9-1 recap
Happy first day of August!!! Kidding,just seeing your all paying attention. Happy Labor Day. A day for us to nap and eat,eat and nap,nap while eating,eat while napping. You catch my drift. Small group today!

First in the start the new month is Luvbug( 54) bearing gifts for 'Ol Toothy of chicken waffles. What!!! I may join him.

Ana (70) gets the month started in Labor Day comfort with warm temps.

Mudcat(77) got the shock of the morning being out next COTM candidate!! Wooo-hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Drinks on Mudcat for the month!!! You're gonna need it.

I saunter in,fashionably late(who am I kidding,I was sleeping) with a 69,gorging on waffles on the way to the course. I need to find a longer route.

Timmy (70) lost his marbles to the birds,while his mom and aunt are doing the dance of the sheer veils.

BG(51) claims embarrassment (not likely,not in these 9 lifetimes) after she was caught autograph seeking from a giant chicken statue. Even a new low for you Darn.

And last.......Mallow the Great (57) who comes squeaky clean after trying out every tub on the course to find the fastest one. Strange group we all are......BG talks to chicken statues,Mallow races in her tub,Timmy lost his marbles,Mudcat is trying to be royalty,Ana is happy,and Luvbug is living on the edge with chicken waffles. Huh,I'm the only normal one!!!

Ok,ok....winners:

1st:With a 51 is Darn BG
2nd:Luvbug with a 54
3rd: Mallow with 57


Losers: Mudcat (thats Queen Mudcat) with a 77,with the help of Timmy and Ana with 70. Maybe the pole dance will be the official dance of Mudcats reign :) I'm just FULL of suggestions!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

09/01/2014 10:30.18 AM Report This Comment
Happy trail-mix to youuu! 8-31-14
And I do mean YOU! YOU can have all of it, mine, yours, and anybody else's you want. And keep it away from me! That stuff has a life of its own, not to mention a half-life of about 999 years! Yeeaachh!

Luvbug(52) reminisces about hot and spicy deep-fried trail mix. I don't know about deep-fried, but the stuff ought to be deep-sixed! .... Lots of moving going on around at Sandy's(69) place with the local college dorms filling up. Be careful - Animal House will break out any day now! .... Mimi(78) refuses to let go of August, inviting the mosquitoes to join her in an ice cold intoxicating beverage of their choice that isn't her blood.

Well, my my, listen to Miss Rants-a-Lot and her anti-trail mix tirade! I must say I do agree with Bee Gee(57). "Trail mix" is just code for "Hamster chow" .... Hmmm, has Mallow(55) been sitting too close to Steve and inhaling the fumes? How could you be excited over rodent droppings? I'll take my toasted mallow without the 'sprinkles" if you please .... Seems Timmy's(73) windows are still topless. Sheerless. Whatever. Maybe your blue jays found where we dumped all that trail mix. I hear those guys will eat anything!

Here's the way we practiced perfect: Luvbug, 52 ... Sandy, 69 ... Mimi, 78 ... Bee Gee, 57 ... Mallow, 55, ... Timmy, 73. Jeepers, Luvbug! You might want to go jump in the clubhouse pool after yesterday. 103? Smokin'! (I know what you mean, the "official" temperature is never the same as what "our" thermometer says. "Our" temperature is usually warmer than the "official" one!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
I'd rather eat pencil shavings that trail mix.
Although it would be hard to tell the difference!
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08/31/2014 01:19.04 PM Report This Comment
Emergency back-up Saturday Recap 8-30-14
Mom stayed out late catting around yesterday so I am forced to do an emergency recap this morning. All because of her and her wandering ways. This will be (hopefully) short. Can't promise sweet.

Luvbug is toasting his bacon wrapped Buffalo wings and marshmallows on a 54(9) inch stick .... The Angels are repeating Friday with another 52(7) .... Mimi(74/11) is having nightmares of flying buffaloes, while wrapping everything in bacon .... Timmy(69/15) reports from the dog house after a sheer major mishap involving himself, Tucker and Bella .... Leave it to Mallow(57/12) to have visions of deep-fried bacon wrapped Buffalo wings dancing in her head!

So a really quick look at today's (well, yesterday's) putting extravaganza:
1st - The Angels with a 7
2nd - Luvbug, wrapped in a 9
3rd - Mimi, 11. Watch for low-flying buffaloes.

Lucky loser today is Timmy. Look on the bright side: at least being in he cart barn will get you out of the dog house! Small turn-out for putting day. I guess those buffaloes DID make the greens a little uninviting. Now we can move on to the buffalo chip tossing event!

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Maybe we'll toss in a
Buffalo Tipping event
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08/31/2014 07:05.57 AM Report This Comment
Happy Bat Day! 8-29-14
Sounds like we're gathered at Yankee Stadium. Well..no. Just here to enjoy interacting with Bee Gee's little pals. Sure glad she's mainly pals with those little fruity bats. Er, fruit bats.

Luvbug(54), you got it backwards! You can't use earplugs if you want to get a song out of your head. The earplugs trap it in! Take them out and set that song free! ... Steve(49) is putting a spoonful of sugar in the holes to try and lure his golf ball in. Give it up, nothing's gonna help your game Steve! .... Openly competing with Steve for coldest brrr, The Angels post a 52.

Engine(68) is encouraging us to go "butt-oms up" for Friday. She SAYS not our furry bottom, but, well, that's where my butt is! .... Mimi(72) licks a lobster lollipop while waiting for the fall of crispy critter bat chips. That's not like buffalo chips is it? .... Tucker(45) beats Steve for the low. Too bad that's not what we're looking for today. He flames a few flamingos in hopes of warming up.

Bee Gee(58) ties a little tiny tether to her batty pal's leg while he goes exploring the mystery closet. She really IS the queen of mean! .... Timmy(66) practices his colorful metaphors after losing his first score report and having to start all over .... Never one to be left out of the world of strange, Mallow(61) hangs bat-like from her monster truck golf cart to take her shot with Mary Poppin's umbrella.

Line up for log drive scores:
1st - Mimi, 72. Bat chips ala flaming flamingos.
2nd - Engine, 68. Little liquored lobster pops!
3rd - Timmy, 66. To remove gravy stains: apply soap, lather, rinse, repeat.

Loser today is the very chilly Tucker. You better strap one of those flaming flamingos on your back to stay warm in the cart barn!

~~~~Toby~~~~
Mom won't be home tomorrow to do a recap in the afternoon, so you guys will have to wing it. Maybe you can bat-wing it. Or fly in a few flamingos. They'll fit right in with the eagerly anticipated aerodrome!
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08/29/2014 01:05.02 PM Report This Comment
8-28 recap
Your all making me have the twitchies today,all this talk about birds. Its like that horror movie....what was it called......oh yeah,The Birds! Think of that the next time you invite them in for dinner,or to be dinner.

Luvbug (52) has been up all night marinating squirrel balls in top shelf marinate just for US. For some reason,it sounded better coming from his mouth.

I'm sporting a fine (but cool,like me) 61. Visions of thermometers are dancing in my head. Better there than where the vet puts them.

Engine (71) brings us freshly hatched (ewwww...I know where "hatched" things come from) Henhouse hors D'ouvres.That Screaming Rooster brew will wash that visual right down.

Mudcat (70) EEKS! Duck! No,not a duck,duck...but duck! 70 birds on her keyboard can be a messy snack.

Tuck and Dot (54) wow,Tuck is getting wild! He is wearing NOTHING ...but a bow tie,and dreaming of Big Bird. I mean big birds,yeah,thats it.

BG(62) lures the little birdies to the keyboard with stale crackers. Ok,I prefer mine on the grill,but we takes 'em as we gets 'em.

Timmy (63) kindly provides the the fixins (AKA squirrels) for Luvbug's squirrel balls. I ain't even going there.

And Mallow.....(59) singing and writing a catchy little commercial jingle for the CS. Ummm,Mallow-we don't advertise for the CS-its easier to keep the riff-raff in,and the normal out that way.

Winners :

1st: Luvbug 52
2nd: Tuck and Dot 54
3rd: Mallow 59

Losers will be....... Engine 71 with her happy helper Mudcat 70

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

08/28/2014 01:40.05 PM Report This Comment
8/27/14 - Tug-o-War, Just Because
What a great bunch of celebrations we have laid before us on this sunny August morn! And our friendly neighbourhood golf pro proposes a Tug-o-War too! Who’s in? Let’s find out, and maybe throw a little golf in there too.

Luvbug prefers to celebrate Pots de Crème day, and where DID he get that burger from? It has 54 (=9) Varieties Ketchup on it (that’s the cheap stuff). Steve is in on the Tug-o-War, but he says no tail grabbing. That should be easy in his case! It’s 66 (=12) for Steve. And the Angels come in from the fog with a 68 (=14). Hope they can find their way back to Water Sports Day!

Engine has stocked the Weiner Wagon with 60 (=6) Bear Claws. Hope that’s enough! Mimi says she wants JC on her team for the Tug-o-War, but we can’t let her have Old Toothy. He has 64(=10) teeth to grab with after all! Tucker wants to prepare for the Tug-o-War and add to his already respectable 18 lbs by eating 67 (=13) Bear Claws. Oops, Engine, that wasn’t enough after all!

Timmy is tired out from lobbing 71 (=8) ping pong balls across the pond, so we might use him for the judge. BeeGee has no trouble choosing her teammates, Mr. Sniff & Molly combine to slightly under 57 (=12) lbs. And Mallow for once is happy it’s my day to Common Tate. She thinks my 18 lbs isn’t enough & wants to feed me 63 (=9) Squirrel Sausage Balls. HELP!!

Okay, let’s line up for the big event! On the winning team are
1st - Engine with 6
2nd – Timmy with 8
3rd – LuvBug and Mallow, both with 9
On their behinds in the mud are ASH’s Angels, with a foggy 14.

Once again, just telling it like it is ~
your faithful Guest Common (Pot de Cremed) ‘Tater, Mike

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08/27/2014 02:42.57 PM Report This Comment
TP Day! 8-26-14
It don't get any better than this! If you don't think so, just ask Pig! I think he'd rather have his own roll of TP than a bag of nip! For true!

Luvbug(54) checks in early to avoid the TP shortage .... Steve(66) is only happy to have his lucky twins back, otherwise he says he's bored. Guess he didn't get the "TP Memo" .... The Angels(60) remind us tomorrow is water sports day. Again?? .... Engine(59) sails the Smorgy Sedan in with goodie overload today. Cover your ears, the Screaming Rooster is on the loose! Forget water sports, Engine is ready for winter games. Boo! .... Mimi(70) jumps in line for a Long Island Iced Tea. Says she's a little sticky this morning. I don't even want to know.

Oh good lord, Tucker's(60) catty made enough TP party confetti for the Super Bowl parade! Tuck, try and get Dot under control! .... Timmy(71) is having a little swagger stagger this morning. Maybe if you tried sharing some of that L.I. iced tea instead of hogging it all .... Bee Gee(57) says Pig is in piggy heaven with his claws a-shreddin' the TP, but as long as Mr. Whipple is happy, Pig is happy. NO squeezin' the Charmin! .... Leave in to Mallow(64) to test our mettle by seizing the litter room TP and decking the halls of the clubhouse with golf-themed TP bunting. Does this mean we have to resort to *ahem* butt dragging?

Lucky long drive day final scores:
1st - Timmy, 71. He may need some time to recover,
2nd - Mimi, 70. A gallon of L.I. iced tea? You may need to recover too!
3rd - Steve, 66. If you're still bored you can buy the house a round while we take bets on who recovers first, Timmy or Mimi!

Today's barn owl looks like Luvbug again. You have hidden stash out there, don't you? No wonder you always look so cheerful when you lose!

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Charmin is giving away 20,000 rolls of TP
in Times Square today to celebrate TP Day!
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08/26/2014 01:35.12 PM Report This Comment
8-25 recap
Woo-hoo!!! Pucker up for some whiskey sours with the neighbors wearing second hand clothes.Sounds like our last CS Halloween pawty. Practice makes purrfect. Bottoms up!

Luvbug (54) getting an early start on the drinks,and getting the best "seconds" to outfit the fam.

I'm next (65) singing my best Mr. Rogers song(I think the old guy only sang one song) and begging someone,ANYONE to be my neighbor.

Ana (58) fog horns her way to the greens this morning,while Engine (62) outdoes herself with lizard lasagna with cricket cheese and squirrel spumoni (there we are with that confusing dessert again).

Mudcat (69) puts her paw down on anything second hand,and gives a mush whack (like a bush whack???) putt with a ripe banana.

Tuck and Dot (61) hitting the sour hooch early to tolerate the thrill it is of being my neighbor. I think that may have been an insult. Nah..........

BG (54) isn't sharing her banana split. Hello-it has the word "split" in the name-it means to share. Now you figure out how to split it 8 ways. I said split BG,not spit.

Mallow (59). whats that famous Grumpy Cat saying??? Like a good neighbor,stay over there with your ick bananas and cold weather.

Winners:
1st: The one who doesn't share-BG tied with the one who does-Luvbug with 54.
2nd: Ana with 58
3rd: Mallow 59

Losers: serious,these temps are NOT that warm,why don't we give them a break. Ok,if you insist on pointing paws at losers.....Mudcat with 69 with the help of WHAT! Me with 65. Something fishy going on....

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ offline on weekends.

08/25/2014 12:54.03 PM Report This Comment
Topless practice! 8-24-14
Not that Steve(67) needs any practice going topless. He needs to join Topless Anonymous! ... Luvbug(52)! Please do NOT encourage the sharing of "strange music"! We all know what strange music Steve is capable of sharing *shudder* ... The Angels(60) are claiming froggy weather, but never fear! They have x-ray angel vision!

Mimi(72) might have a little pole dancing competition. Seems LJ likes to slither around after a few shots of the catnip liqueur. For now Mimi settles for taking a stab at a peach pit ... Tucker & Dot arrive at the links topless! Don't look Ethel! Oh wait, their CART is topless, to let all the sun in! As they peel out they leave 65 peaches behind ... Hmm, sounds like Mallow(57) has been at the Heinecat early this morning. She's revving up for the topless cart races.

Practice makes perfect! Whether it's pole dancing or topless cart racing! Today we practiced what we peached! Haha! Get it? Peach? Oh I crack me up! Oh. You wanted scores. *Tough crowd*

Luvbug, 52 ... The Angels, 60 ... Mimi, 72 ... Steve, 67 ... Tucker, 65 ... Mallow, 57.

Pass around that peach pie, just don't let Steve start trying to juggle the knife....

~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
I sure hope there's not a
~~~"Full Monty Day"!
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08/24/2014 01:22.04 PM Report This Comment
Sponge Day! 8-23-14
Cake or Bob, take your pick. Luvbug(52/7) has a pretty good idea there of soaking up the extra butter with a dry old piece of sponge cake. If we can keep Fang away from the melted butter! .... The Angels flutter by with a 65/11 .... Mimi(74/11) is in for the buttered corn but out with the sponge. She tosses it into the hazard to get acquainted with Ol' Toothy.

It seems Timmy's(69/15) mom may have had one shot too many. Now she's dreaming about taking Ol' Toothy to the vet. Take Your CAT to the Vet Day was YESTERDAY! And I for one am not volunteering to get Ol' Toothy into a carrier! We can volunteer Steve and Bee Gee, since they aren't here to refuse. We can let them know when they get back! .... Tucker(66/12) is looking forward to Litterbox Adventures this week after all the buttered corn. But mom is less than enthused .... And Mallow(54/9) is taking orders to go for that buttered corn. Angel Smokey wants buttered corn like a good angel, seems Mallow has something else in mind, bringing a "few" ears to O.J. for some corn "squeezin's". Is that a little smudge I see on your halo? Hmm?

Okay, let's see who out putted whom today:
1st - Luvbug, 7. Whew, no cart duty today!
2nd - Mallow, 9. Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby frisky. Sorry, couldn't resist.
3rd - Tie, Mimi and the Angels, 11. Maybe the angels have some angel cake to spare.

Cart duty, let's see. Looks like - Timmy! Again. And since Tucker is the odd cat out, why don't we "let" him lend a paw. Can't have Tucker sitting around with nothing to do!

~~~~~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~~~
"Remember, licking door knobs is illegal
on other planets" - SpongeBob SquarePants
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08/23/2014 01:31.04 PM Report This Comment
Tongue twister day! 8-22-14
Tongues all twisted like Twizzlers? We'll need to get out de-tangler! Here getting twisted first is Luvbug(50) who apparently thinks it's funny to remind us it's Be An Angel Day. Ha. Ha. Even finnier is that Hug Your Boss idea .... Next is Steve(68) looking for (insane) volunteers to go collect some teef from ol' Toofy for the Dental Fairy .... Mimi(77) is having some sort of hallucinogenic experience with a pawful of Toofy teef and flying frogs. What's IN that cider? Besides cicadas .... Ah, that's the spirit Tucker(68)! Just Hoodie Hoo those blues away! If done loudly enough you could probably Hoodie Hoo the vet away! Yay!

Turning in a cloudy 67 is Miss on and off, hit or miss Sandy .... Bee Gee(59) is also wrapped in the Hoodie Hoo of happiness, sharing a tongue twister that just MIGHT get you in trouble at school. Be vewy vewy careful .... Well now, Timmy(71) is here to share the obvious. His mom had 71 needles stuck in her back to fix a pain in her knee. And she still has pain! Well duh. 71 needles. Hello .... Finally Mallow(57) is NOT ready for a trip to the angel vet. She tries yelling ooH eidooH to scare the vet away. Let us know if it worked.

Long drive Friday scores:
1st - Mimi, 77. Fat flying frogs, huh? Mmm hmm.
2nd - Timmy, 71. Wouldn't numb be better than pain?
3rd - Tie, Steve & Tucker, 68. Trying tongue twisters after rum could be dangerous.

And it looks like the lovely Luvbug gets cart duty again. Just look on the bright side. At least Bee Gee hasn't opened a roller rink yet. Just THINK of the floor polish! Ugh.

~~~~Toby~~~~
What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

08/22/2014 01:57.15 PM Report This Comment
8-21 recap
Poets, spumoni and senior citizens day, what a combo. One has nothing to do with the other, but thats never stopped us before

Luvbug (50) using and abusing his senior status for the early bird specials. Dinner is on Luvbug!

I'm next (66) using my evil ways to part the spumoni flavors. Who does that....who mixes it all together. Its solely for those who cannot make up their minds.

Haley (66....or 68) depends where Haley dropped her score at. Ohhhh, you want to be like me-66 will do.

Mudcat ( 75) dang, she has ALL the classics today. An Olds, a Cutlass, and her mom.

Tuck and Dot (65) give yourself credit Tuck, your not "plain, old vanilla" to us.

BG ( 59) has apparently been sniffing the nip again, and talking to dead poets.

Engine ( 74) did you just say "bubbling" mind eraser drinks? Score! I can help with that bubbling thing.

Mallow ( 55) Being her sunny self announcing the soon arrival of winter. You must have already been in the mind erasers.


Scores:
1st: Luvbug 50
2nd: Mallow 55
3rd: BG 59

losers Sorry...Mudcat 75 and Engine 74.

XOXO~S~

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08/21/2014 11:47.25 AM Report This Comment
8/20/14 - Polo Pony Golf with Lemons?
It’s a myriad of holidays for us to celebrate today, and we are doing our best once again.

Luvbug chooses Summer Cool-Off day, which means Lemonade. With Vodka. And he still manages a 46 (=10). Steve crawls out from under Gma’s bed where he has been hiding from the thunder & lightning, he decides to celebrate Pony Express Day by playing Pony Golf. It works for me. Him too, he gets a 65 (=11). Engine brings the Hot Dog Hound around for a 70 (=7).

Tucker wants some Cat Daniels go to with his lemonade, and delivers a 65 (=11). Mimi golfs from the back of her pony while trying to evade the gator. Maybe we should ALL do that, it gets her a 73 (=10). Ana chooses water polo, hope the pony doesn’t mind. It’s a 56 (=11) for her.

BeeGee observes that it’s also Chocolate Pecan Pie Day and with lemonade that is just a bad combination. Hmmm … took me a minute, but I must concur. She whacks a 67 (=13). Timmy brings us a 73 (=10) and hurries home to guard the house while Mom is at chemo. And bringing up the rear on her polo pony is Mallow, with a 61 (=7) and her long-suffering little catty bringing up the OTHER rear, shovel in paw. I predict no Chocolate Pecan Pie for Mojo!

And while the catties continue shoveling, the winners are:
1st – Engine & Mallow, each with 7. We’ll have vodka lemonade, please!
2nd – Luvbug, Mimi & Timmy, each with 10
3rd – Steve, Tucker, Ana, each with 11
And off to the cart barn with BeeGee, with an unlucky 13. Actually the unlucky part is for the poor slob who has to tell her.

There, I did it! I actually named every single player in the scoring summary! Do I get some sort of prize for that? Oh please, NOT more chocolate pecan pie & lemonade!

Your Guest Common (fermented) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Vote Mimi #184008 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, ~ A. Mallow ♥ O.J ~, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly ~ 2 wonderful years!, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ the sky's the limit! & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

08/20/2014 01:25.32 PM Report This Comment
Root beer floats in the sand castles! 8-19-14
Almost makes me feel like royalty. Almost. Except for the sand in my pants, all that chafing, glad it's just sand and not sand fleas!

Luvbug(52) sounds ready for another catapult flight over the excavation site. Ally oop! .... Steve(63) is hazing the hazard monsters, making sure they don't leave any "deposits" in the sand .... The angels(47) really ARE cold this morning! And you want us to come play in the water?? .... Engine(69) had to call for backup when mom scooted out the door early. Mom will regret that little move when she gets her credit card bill!

Tucker(59) is down by the sandtraps sifting sand, helping Steve in his effort to stamp out sandy "surprises" .... Oh lord, Mimi(73), I swear you and Ol' Toothy have a thing going. Can't you keep Gator Boy away from you? Just LOOK what he did to my moat! .... Yay! Bee Gee(63) is here with sand reinforcements. And rebar. Lots of rebar .... Timmy(67) is getting creative! He stands on his surfboard in his brand new roller skates and bonks Ol' Toothy in the nose! .... Mallow(64) brought along the biker chicks for the hard labor. Aren't they cute with their itty bitty wheel barrows? They're gonna build an itty bitty castle, right?

Before we belly up to the bar for a few root beer floats let's see who got some distance on their shot today:
1st - Mimi, 73. Did Ol' Toothy maybe move that a little further for you?
2nd - Engine, 69. Save some of that Heinecat for "just beer floats!
3rd - Timmy, 67. A tip: a skateboard next time. Just sayin'.

And who will be the lucky denizen of the cart barn today? Flipping through the old score pad, annnnd.... looks like angels have the honors today. Good thing there's a few of 'em! Those carts are just FULL of sand!

~~~~~~~~Toby~~~~~
I think we did well today
Except for that dang sand in the pants
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

08/19/2014 02:26.34 PM Report This Comment
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