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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/WA/Benton City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>

CATTY SHACK ~

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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 2 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!

WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

WELL well. How DO we keep doing it? Another COTD award on July 20, 2015

THANK YOU, golf fans! Thank you verra much!

NOW HIRING::
Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 147060
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Tucker 219145
Uncle Buddy Budd 189993

~~~~~ COMMENTATORS ~~~~
Hot Rod 211919
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Toby 210431

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"
'WHEN YOU COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - TAKE IT!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be your local low temperature of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes. Rules of the game are in the "9-Lives Rules" card at the bottom of the page.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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I'm the 51,960th member on CatChannel.com.

8,415 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Himalayan Hoedown!
I'm not sure I'm up for the altitude. Get it? Altitude? Up? Oh, I crack me up. Up again! Haha! Oh no, did you say chili dogs? Please keep Steve AWAY from the snack bar! I'm not ready for his fog horn this early in the morning. I might need 59 of those brandied beetles to get through the morning if that happens.

Bee Gee
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

07/30/2015 06:01.38 AM Report This Comment
Morning..
~73~ we brought Mouse Along for the Himalayan Hoedown...hey it counts she is part ya know!! We would all be in kitty jail if we shredded mom's books !! Purrs, Tuck & Dot

Come visit me, K. Tuck ~ #219145, Dame Dot ~ # 247583, Maizy ~ #275657~ Maggie & A.Ginger #223639 COTM, Dame Mouse ~ #219407 & Smoke's Angels~ In Loving Memory of Shadow.

07/30/2015 05:15.21 AM Report This Comment
7.30 Clean the Still Day
Yep, LvBg if you want something to do during those long times out in the cart barn, why not clean the still? All next winter we will love your little Bug for it.
I wont be able to help because I have a 64 and that's plenty high... going high and if we are lucky the heavens will open up and water the garden again.
Purrs,
GTt

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Now Summer!, Furlip Files- F. Mewlow, At Work, PD Budd, 'cat of mystery' & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

07/30/2015 05:05.04 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
76 Degrees. I'll throw a paperback book on the floor and see how fast it gets shredded. WindSong & J.C. will make confetti out of it in a New York minute. Mudcat Mimi & J.C.

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C. & Blackstone & Grayson.

07/30/2015 02:27.07 AM Report This Comment
same temp as
yesterday 70 with big boomers coming in between noon-9 tonight. haley

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & sandy, angels maitai, poppy, puffy, ralph mouth.

07/30/2015 12:43.28 AM Report This Comment
Thurs CS
72. Chili dog? What do I care if the mutt is chili or not,she can grab a blanket or coat. All my paperback books have little pages turned down to the good parts,and the pages stuck together form my PB paws. Anyone want to borrow a good book?

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

07/30/2015 12:03.00 AM Report This Comment
Chili Cheesecake Dogs! My favourite!
And they are cooked outside on the grill so NO heatin' up the house.

Gonna be a hot weekend, this time in both senses of the word because O.J. & I are celebratin' our 2 year anniversary AND it's Angel Gracie's Blue Moon pawty. Oh, I better take lotsa pictures because I ain't gonna remember a thing!

Got a 61 to start with, let's see where we go from there. -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Events~vote A Maggie & Ginger #223639 /July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly~Purrs for Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ Miss you, Dad, A Mallow & OJ ~ chillin' at the Blue Moon Motel, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ my Becky came to see me!.

07/29/2015 09:48.54 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Let's see here - 2 consecutive days in the Cart Barn. Let's see what can be done to the barn now......*snickers evilly*.

Father-in-Law Day, A day for the father's-in-law to have their day in the sun.

International Day of Friendship. Today in 2011,the United Nations declared this an official international day. So go ahead and take time out to be with friends, try mending fences with those who you had a falling out with or meet new people.

Paperback Book Day. Today celebrates the look, texture and experience of reading a paperback classic in the actual paper form.

Cheesecake Day. There's some on the buffet table.

Chili Dog Day. There's some on the buffet table as well.

Low 60.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Dame Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q. Angel Kuce (1993-2012) Vote A. Gin #223639 COTM.

07/29/2015 08:28.58 PM Report This Comment
7/29/15 - Tigers eating Lasagna in the Rain
Lots of holidays today. Luvbug has a special affinity for Rain Day because he would like some! He would also like to celebrate Lasagna Day and hopes that Garfield hasn’t beaten him to it. It’s a 59 (=14) for Luvbug today. And then along comes Mallow, she drops off her copycat 59 (=14) and threatens the well-being of anyone who turns on an oven to bake that lasagna when the parking lot is hot enough!

Steve is all over Lipstick Day and he has 66 (=12) shades of sample-sized fun. Ana’s lipstick had better be waterproof because she’s having fun in the sun 70 (=7) for her today. And Mimi says no lipstick for her, it’s a 76 (=13) for her this fine morning.

Gracie T-t sees a Tiger on the course .. Tiger Woods that is. Well it IS International Tiger Day. She shoots a 54 (=9) and gets Mr. Woods to let her play through. Tucker shoots a 65 (=11) and races off in search of lasagna and BeeGee turns it around for a 56 (=11) and gets Mr. Woods to let HER play through too.

The standings are:
1st - Ana with 7
2nd – Gracie T-t with 9
3rd – Tucker & BeeGee tied with 11

And bringing up the rear & headed off to the cart barn are Luvbug and Mallow, both with 14

Don’t let Tiger Woods eat all the lasagna! Save some for your Guest Common (baked) ‘Tater,

Come visit me, Family Events~vote A Maggie & Ginger #223639 /July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly~Purrs for Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ Miss you, Dad, A Mallow & OJ ~ chillin' at the Blue Moon Motel, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ my Becky came to see me!.

07/29/2015 12:49.50 PM Report This Comment
Hmmmm... 7-28-15
Strange images today. Caren Miranda. Barbarella. No wait, Barbaritas! With little umbrellas in them. Mallow(58) is running around with a pitcher of 'em offering to top you off. At least she doesn't want to bump you off! And just listen to the Luvbug Lament(56). You need to lay off the pot. Gone-ta-Pott I mean! See the strange images now? Yeah.

Steve(65) has a brand new idea for BBQ: melted chocolate- basted Barbie blaster burgers. Try those out at the county fair, let us know how they turn out Engine(72)? You needed a reminder that chocolate melts? After you get done cleaning up that chocolate mess in your pocket, I bet you never forget again! ... GTt(58) is questioning the toxicity of hamburger. As in she thinks it is. Toxic. She's got her gripe on today. Sounds like she's sliding into golf bully territory. That's more dangerous than toxic burger!

Mimi(77) and her resident cleaning crew are making short work of the under-the-bed dust bunnies. Spider webs too, I bet. Do you look like Halloween decorations when you come out from under there? ... No stopping Tucker(69) from enjoying the full burger benefits. He'll take his with cheese, bacon, melted chocolate, AND freshly crushed Barbie! ... And along comes Bee Gee(56) taking a little target practice at the chattering squirrels. Bet they go really well with chocolate fondue!

Who drove the longest today?
1st - That would be Mimi with a killer long shot of 77!
2nd - Right behind is Engine and a hefty 72.
3rd - Tucker rounds out third place with a warming 69.

And co-losers and cart barn dwellers today are Luvbug & Bee Gee, sharing a 56. Not that they mind. A little cooling off period before the heat kicks in again?

~~~Toby~~~
I hate it when Steve gets
chocolate on my catapult!
*grumble*
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

07/28/2015 01:34.13 PM Report This Comment
7-27 recap
Gonna put my tender
Barbie in a blender
Watch her spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Barbie in a blender day,cant ask for more than that. Well,we COULD,but we wont get it. There's an awful lot of things that need walked today-plants,pants and stilts.

Luvbug ( 55 ) starts Barbiemania Monday off with not one,not two,but a bucketful-o-Barbies.

Our favorite Barbierista Mallow ( 56 ) walks on stilts with plants on her head while mixing Barbaritas. Ever think of the circus as a life calling?

I score a 64,and take my Barbie shaken,not whirled.

The Angels ( 68 ) are clearing the air for their sports day,which has turned into sports week.

Mudcat ( 77 ) can't get can't get no satisfaction from Barbie in a blender-she's calling off with her plastic head. Better sleep with one eye open JC.

GTt ( 59 ) sends her love to the West coasters for the 90 degree heat. They are SO good about sharing except for anything good. We have COTD goodies to divide!

Engine ( 67 ) didn't get the memo- the heat is on,but only in the upper East coast. She warms us all up with squirrel stroganoff and creamed cricket brulee.

Tuck and Dot ( 66 ) are having head problems of their own-but not Barbie heads. Someones mom wants to sleep today!

BG ( 57 ) Little Miss Overachiever is doing stilts,plants and pants,AND floating the pawty barge. So many things,so little paws.

Scores:

1st Luvbug with 55
2nd Mallow with 56
3rd BG with 57

Losers : Mudcat with 77,and Engine with 67

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

07/27/2015 12:49.06 PM Report This Comment
Party party AND party! 7-26-15
How many candles on that cake??? I hope one of you brought a fire extinguisher! Okay, let's deal the cards!

Luvbug is confused about "all or nothing". It's really easy. You bet ALL your money. You get dealt a 56. Now you have nothing. See? Simple arithmetic! Sounds like Mallow was already familiar with the "all or nothing" concept. She got 56 too. So she throws that nuthin' hand in the air and heads over to the Big Party. Where she will sample ALL of the goodies! Ana goes tropical for the festivities. She arrives tossing sprinkles everywhere! She tosses that 68 too.

Looks like Mimi might get "all" the pot today. She guzzles her coffee milkshake and starts heading for the exit. You might want to hang around for your winnings? PD isn't hanging around for anything! He flings his loser 65 in the trash and homes in on cake. BTW: it's cheese cake. Tucker relieves himself of his crummy 70 and sneaks another shot of Kahlua into his "coffee" milkshake! NOW you're talking! And Bee Gee has the final losing hand of the day. She burns that 57 and chugs another Irish coffee milkshake.

Only one big winner today. Mimi will be treating the party to a few coffee" milkshakes. I hope we don't run out of Kahlua. Coffee! I meant to say coffee!

~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Happy birthday big sis!
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07/26/2015 11:32.55 AM Report This Comment
Birthday candles! 7-25-15
Oh wait, that's tomorrow. 20 of those suckers. Anybody got a few spare candles? I don't even think we have that many! So, we'll have to wait til tomorrow for B'day cake. In the meantime we'll have to munch on something else. Culinarians! We can munch those! Oh delicious, SO good with tartar sauce. Taste like chicken!

Luvbug(57/12) gets to play cowboy today since Steve and his spurs didn't jungle jangle onto the links today. It's better this way. Trust me ... Mallow(56/11) is doing some fancy trick riding too, on her wild carousel pony! *snicker* ... Looks like the carousel ponies are a hit today. Mimi(72/9) decides maybe a pole-pony makes a better cowboy horse than J.C. They don't gripe and they don't mind those shiny spurs!

Tucker (66/12) safely takes his hot fudge sundae aboard tricky Trigger. Maybe it really is a good thing Steve sat this one out. Nobody likes a chocolate horsie. *chuckle* ... And yet ANOTHER carousel aficionado! Rootin' tootin' GTt(63/9). She's gonna have a hot fudge sundae and ride her carousel pony to the Evie & Mallow bakery. Good luck with that ... And last but definitely least *mmpphh* Bee Gee(67/13) has her cowboy clogs on and is ready for a merry go round-up! Yee haw!

Nutty putter winners today:
1st - Tie, Mimi & GTt, 9. Aw, heading to the bakery for a special cake for the Zig! Sweet. Don't worry I won't tell anyone
2nd - Mallow, 11. Cowboy duds. Anything like firework duds? Nah. Probably not.
3rd - Tie, Luvbug & Tucker, 12. Maybe you guys can clean up after all those pole ponies. Oh wait, never mind. :-)

And ALL alone in the barn today is Bee Gee and her cowboy clogs. We'll let HER clean up after the ponies. A little spit shine maybe. Ick.

~~~~~Toby~~~~~~
Don't fall off the
~~pony platform
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

07/25/2015 01:36.09 PM Report This Comment
7.24. Halfway to Christmas Long Drive Day
Got your shopping done? There's a special on Tequila today. Stock up.

GTt notices her 47 score is even lower today. She's got a very short long drive... or dive. Only 15 points lower and there would be snow!
"OW! Okay, don't throw your empty tequila bottles at me."

YEA! Angel mallow hit the lottery jackpot today. Great 57 and you can buy the first round... and the second.
LuvBug with 55 will be taking her charged cart to the flicks at her local drive thru/in.
Ana (54) scores one over Steve who with his chilly 53. Back from vacation early. Aw... Now, you be mice to Gma.
Our mimi rushes in to whack a winning 75. She's got loads of home and beyond worries to take care of. Pass the mudcat a tall cold one now. Take It Easy Girl.
Rolling in with our Furiday Food Cart, Engine has outdone herself again by bringing Braised Bumblebees and 70 Stingers to drink. Tricky pulling those stingers out, huh?
Tuck & Dot share 57 shots of Tequila while popping the bumblebees for as long as they remain propped up at the bar. Those were some silly cat jokes for Old Joke Day... thanks.

Waiting for the movie to start, BeeGee orders 63 kiddie burgers with the works at the Drive Thru/In. Just as well since she bombed with the Jokes. Thanks for the attempt.
Scores and more:
1st Overworked mimi 75
2nd Chef Engine 70
3rd Jokester BeeGee 63

Stoke the Still, GTt - with 46.
Rounds on Lottery Winner mallow.
Comment humbly offered by PD Budd (#6 tomorrow)

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes, Now Summer!, Furlip Files- F. Mewlow, At Work, PD Budd, 'cat of mystery' & The 2 Budd's -Research & Development.

07/24/2015 02:19.15 PM Report This Comment
7-23 recap
We have a new American (sorry Mallow) favorite-mosquitoes,vanilla ice cream,and hot dogs. We should make a song for that! I'm a fav of ice,ice baby myself,but sadly,we were beat to those lyrics.

Luvbug( 53) learns a watched still never ferments. We wouldn't wait for it to ferment anyway,would we!

Mallow (56) has apparently been training her mosquitoes-their "bad". Hmmmmm....

I score a 57,and NO,its NOT hot enough for me. Just waiting for it to be hot enough to toast my dog. Er....hot dog that is.

Sandy is sitting on her heat to keep it at a cool 58.

Mudcat (72) is starting a Revolution against the skeeters,of the gooey type.

GTt (49),always one to dabble in the scientific aspects is raising super mosquitoes that thrive on water and road kill.

Engine (73) beats the heat with frozen Fleatinis and grasshopper gazpacho. Wouldn't a ceiling fan be easier?

Tuck and Dot (61) let their imaginations go free with vanilla ice cream topped with hot dogs and Fleatinis on top. You hit food groups never invented before.

Darn (60) is treating us to a FREE rocket ride to the sun-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! It just isn't hot ENOUGH for her :)

Scores:
1st: GTt with 49
2nd Luvbug with 53
3rd: Mallow with 56

Losers: Engine 73,and Mudcat with a welcome back 72

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

07/23/2015 12:16.13 PM Report This Comment
7/22/15 - Swing in your hammock with penuche
You know, I thought that was a typo and it was Panache Day. But Luvbug taught me something new, that it’s a kinda sorta fudge. Well, let’s swing in our hammocks with some of that too.

After Luvbug celebrates Rat Catcher Day that is. About 59 (=14) of the little monsters should do it. Mallow is all for the hammock day too, and catching 56 (=11) winks.

Mimi is back!! Singing the praises of Beer Battered Bat Belly, she has 77 (=14) servings to catch up on. Ana amazes us with a 60 (=6) and Gracie T-t goes her one better with a 50 (=5). She’s hoping they have a Vole Catchers Day.

Tucker got busy and caught 54 (=9) rats while Steve woke up from his nap long enough to bring us a 63 (=9). Rounding out the day is BeeGee, loading up on 60 (=6) pieces of penuche we will have to roll HER around the course!

The results are:
1st - Gracie T-t with 5
2nd – Ana and BeeGee with 6
3rd – Tucker & Steve, tied with 9

To the cart barn go the pair of Luvbug and Mimi, both with 14 and that leaves … the Mallow stands alone with her 11. Oh, I stand corrected, she’s not standing. Shhh … she’s sleeping. Put out the Do Not Disturb sign and we’ll continue to celebrate Hammock Day.

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote A Maggie & Ginger #223639 /July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love lives on, K Mike ♥ Q Lady Dolly~Purrs for Mom Janada, Mojo Blackbear ~ Miss you, Dad, A Mallow & OJ ~ chillin' at the Blue Moon Motel, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ my Becky came to see me!.

07/22/2015 04:28.45 PM Report This Comment
The Mudcat returneth! 7-21-15
Heck, if I'd known you were coming I'd have baked a bundt! I'm afraid these pitchers of margaritas will have to suffice. Sorry. We really missed your pole dance for the COTD ceremony yesterday. We had to settle for mooning CC instead. Maybe later you can show us that wet food/dry food trick.

Luvbug(63) says some creepy stuff. We're ALL cousins? OMG, just imagine the family reunion! ... Mallow & Mojo(58) do the all-kinds-of-happy dance for Mimi AND cool temps! They can't wait to pass out some junk food to all their cousins ... Ana(66) must be getting ready to have a tug-o-war contest over the kiddie pool. Count me in! ... Well, someone just won tug-o-war and we didn't even have to bother actually tugging on anything. Tucker(69) wants Sniff on his team. I think that says it all.

Mudcat!(78) What's this trick you showed your mom? Was it the "no kitty in the bed" trick? I can understand. Your mom was probably drenched in hospital fumes. Who wants to sleep next to that? ... GTt(60) just needed to babble I guess. About humidity and French drains and sump pumps and bogs. Oh wait! That was PD! How ya doing? Besides being ambushed by the kinetic Miss Toes?... Oh look. Bee Gee(64) is demonstrating the wet food/dry food trick! Cereal and milk? You call that a trick? You won't fool a single cousin with that!

Now for the long drive results:
1st - Mimi! 78. Wasn't that nice of us to let you win on your first day back?
2nd - Tucker, 69. Junk food junkie makes big splash in tug-o-war!
3rd - Ana, 66. Heading for the kiddie pool.

Cart barn monitor for today will be Mallow and her chilly 58. GTt and her 60 can be your able thumbed assistant.

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
SO happy to have Mimi back!
Ready for a pole dance yet?
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Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

07/21/2015 01:47.12 PM Report This Comment
7-20 CS
Monday Madness again,and SO much to choose from! First,a toast to CS on their COTD!!!! Do we all feel the love? You know this means the goodies will be coming TO us for once :)

1st is Luvbug (66-we love 66 here!!!). He's jumping for joy about the unseasonable rain. We have PLENTY to donate to you.

Mallow (63) and her one track mind on mooning is aiming to uglify the carts. Thank goodness her aim is as bad as her game.

Engine (73) starts the COTD pawty with rabbit roulade and Kippers and Kraut.

GTt(93). Kidding!!! She scores another 66,and humidity of 93. Lets see,she wants to pawn the COTD badge,so that should give us all less than a penny in profits. We can make more catbucks from the fortune cookies.

Tuck and Dot (71) have been in the dog house so much lately,they have changed that to their new address.

I score a 65,and do a little exploring of my own-to my closet and beyond! Space is SO overrated,and dark,and scary.

Haley (74) teases us with taste treats that we can't have til Wednesday. Wha???????????

Darn (72) comes bumping along in a wasp infested truck, and if that ain't bad enough,she wants to play leap frog with the dogs. What have you been sniffing anyway?

Scores:
1st: Mallow 63
2nd ME with 65
3rd: Tie with Luvbug,and GTt with 66

Losers : BG and Engine with 72,and Tuck and Dot with 71. Didn't that all work out nicely. On with the COTD pawty!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

07/20/2015 09:22.26 AM Report This Comment
Stick out your tongue! 7-19-15
And be VERY glad it's July instead of January! Always keep your tongue away from frozen sign posts.

Any winners today? Let's take a quick peek at everyfur's hand shall we? Seems Luvbug likes sticking out his tongue. Who knew? It's just an average tongue, nothing to get excited about. And neither is his hand of 60. Or 6. A loser either way. Mallow has another loser, 65, so she and O.J. saddle up and head out to jolly old England for their rightful flitch of bacon. Only because Mallow has no work to ride her motorcycle to. Aw. Sandy joins the long line of losers with a 75 and prepares for 96 later. Too bad we don't use the HIGH temperature huh?

PD is still celebrating Luvbug's B'day, golfing day and night. It's okay, since his hand of 65 isn't worth celebrating. Good question though PD: who DID clean up all the shreddings?? Tuck & Dot say Pphhttt! as they fling their loser of 78 into the air and scurry straight over to the old wooden daiquiri dispenser. It's a hickory daiquiri dock! And finally, our one and only winner today, and she's not letting us forget it, is Bee Gee and her winning 63. All she can say is Nya nya nyaaaa! She's sitting in a treetop "watching" the birds go by as she sips her winning raspberry daiquiri. Tuck, did the raspberries come from your garden?

And that's the call from the White Whisker Card room for today. UPDATE: A. Sassy's mom has been in touch with Mimi's mom today and will post an update sometime today on CMR! All mom knows right now is that Michelle sounded upbeat but will be in hospital for at least another couple of days. Check CMR later for (hopefully) more details, That is all.

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Pit Boss Man
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Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES~, THE SLUMBER CLUB & THE KIDS~.

07/19/2015 12:22.50 PM Report This Comment
Fry on the sidewalk day! 7-18-15
Who needs a sidewalk? We can fry on mom's car. We ALWAYS do! *snicker*

Luvbug(53/8) seems to think caviar would be improved by frying it on the sidewalk. I don't suppose it could make it any worse! ... Mallow(62/8) brings box loads of old tax returns for the shredding contest. How appropriate. Those should bring out the 'shredder' in all of us! ... GTt(68/14) says we won't be doing any sidewalk frying in HER neck of the links, but we might find some downed worms! Ick.

Bee Gee(63/9) has brought all the newspapers she can carry for the shredding contest. We can also use some of them to wrap our sidewalk-fried fish & chips! ... Dot & Tucker(81/9) aren't feeling much like shredding today but they are ready to fry ... And the Angels(70/7) have stopped by with a shower to cool off the fried-walks!

Well, we have one for-sure loser today, that would be Our Miss Toes. A 14 sends you to the cart barn to grab a few kegs of whatever's handy to bring to the party at Luvbug's place.Other putters include:
1st - The Angels, all alone, with a cool wet 7.
2nd - Luvbug & Mallow tied at 8. It's taxing to fry all that caviar. Just toss it to Ol' Toothy and stick with weenies.
3rd - Bee Gee & Tucker tied at 9. Holy smoke on the sidewalk? "Bless this food which we are about to receive...."

Now unsheath your shredders and let's all head where the action is. That would be Luvbug's. Make sure to keep your shredders sheathed on the slip-n-slide. And definitely in the kiddie pool. Definitely.

~~~~Toby~~~~
Mom got stung by a wasp today. Hahhaa!
Not that that has to do with anything.
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07/18/2015 02:30.52 PM Report This Comment
7.17 Wrong Way Peachy Furiday
Wrong Way Day for some. Peach Ice Cream for All today.

LuvBug got an early report card from the Bridge on new Angel Fang who is up to his old pandemonium tricks. Score 56% but toss him a catnip cigar.
Sandy arrives with a 52 on a day of all possibilities.

Busy, busy Angel mallow has taken Angel Fang under her wing... we hope that's a good thing... and trying to keep her mom together too. Our Angel spent much of last night chasing & finding her mom's marbles. All in a day's and nights work for this good cat. Today she tried holding her club backwards for a 58 score. Okay, go take a break mallow.
FooooD! N-Gin brings a full cart with Racks of Racoon with mouseturd sauce-- our is that "mousetard"? Whoever heard of mouse tard? She's got 70 slices of Rabbit Roulaide too. You have outdone yourself Oh Chef.
GT-t will take 56 slices of that Rabbit. She wants to know more about mimi's mom!!
Tucker plays alone today because Dot is in the Dog House for 63 minutes. Nice Tuck got each of them bowls of peach ice cream.
BG hopped in her cart and backed up all the way down the fairway going 59 & aiming for 90. Look out Ol' Toothy!
We sure miss Steve and mimi.
The SCORES:
1st Engine 70
2nd Tucker & Dot 63
3rd BeeGee 59
Cart Barner: Sandy with 52

Humbly submitted by PD Budd, mystery writer. Furlip's Episode 4 is on the Catty Shack White Whiskers page.

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07/17/2015 04:37.35 PM Report This Comment
7-16 recap
n the good ol summertime-ice cream day, and creamed spinch for all. Cant complain about spinach flavored ice cream,right? Free is for me! 

Luvbug stacks the buffet bar with his 53 ice cream flavors, while Mallow ( 56 ) juggles her balls on her Woodie. Huh? Say that anywhere but here, you would be sorely misunderstood.

I take the evil route with my 66,but the score isnt as evil as the fresh spinach ice cream. 

Haley ( 58 ) was making an attempt to ignore the spinach ice cream day. Nice try.

GTt ( 45 ) is giving away her VERY best . Ice cream flavors that is.

Tuck and Dot ( 47 ) are here for the cheap entertainment,lets not disappoint.

BG ( 65 ) takes her spinach the French way - with maple syrup. Ooh-la-yuck!

Engine ( 68 ) is in theTwilight Zone without me :) She delivers purging pigeons and Feathertinis.

Scores:

1st GTt with 45
2nd Tuck and Dot 47
3rd Luvbug 53

Losers: Me with 66 ( where IS Mudcat to bail me out?????) And Engine 68

XOXO ~ S ~

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07/16/2015 12:42.15 PM Report This Comment
7/15/15 - Could've, Should've been a Dork ...
And I am driving onto the course today in my Woodie Wagon to prove it. First thing I see is Luvbug, with 55 (=10) special days to celebrate. Followed quickly by Mallow, trailing pandemonium as always but at 55 (=10) at least she doesn’t have Hot Wings.

Gracie T-t arrives in style, driving her Woodie Wagon all over the links with a Pan of Moanie Yums for all. 65 (=11) servings, that should do it. Mimi, meanwhile, has a 78 (=15) and is serving out Tapioca Pudding with Gummi Worms. Tucker informs us that his Mom has put out the word to the Fire Department about him & the sibs. My goodness, kitties, what DID you do now?! It’s a 69 (=15) for him this fine morning,

BeeGee is bemoaning that poor Steve is missing Be a Dork Day, it is kind of a natural, isn’t it? Her cool 62 (=8) cheers her up and bringing up the rear is Ana, with a 70 (=7) and spreading the word that the Gummi Worms have gotten into CC and are gumming everything up. Good thing they didn’t get the Moanie Yums!

And the results today are
1st – Ana with 7
2nd – Bee Gee with 8
3rd – Luvbug & Mallow, tied with 10

Losers are Mimi & Tuck, both with 15 and that leaves Gracie T-t to drive her Woody Wagon and distribute hot Moanie Yums and cold Heinicat to all.

Signing off, your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater,
Mike

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07/15/2015 01:21.55 PM Report This Comment
Sacre bleu! Bastille Day! 7-14-15
And that's it for my French today. Croissant anyone? :-) Seems most of us are in favor of pandemonium on the inks. Why is that? Luvbug(58) must have had a snort too many of that Grand Marnier. He's seeing pandemonium everywhere! ... Ha! Mallow(58) says swimming in the buff in Grand Marnier will keep the sharks at bay. Pandemonium lurks ... Miss Boomer Bloomers GTt(64) invites us all over to her pace at exactly 12:45 for the start of local pandemonium. Take your lunch break early.

Mimi(73) decides to take Ol' Toothy on a beach vacation on the east coast. Turns out he's great shark hunter. Merchants & tourists cheer as gator wreaks havoc on nude sharks! ... Dot & Tucker(74) arrive in the buff! It's a kind of "don't look, Ethel" sort of moment. Pandemonium ensues as they spill buckets of Grand Marnier-soaked paw-picked blueberries ... Bee Gee(63) is out dodging cows and picking beach blueberries in the nude. She's being VERY careful where she steps. Anybody for some cow tipping later? ... And Ana(65) is just late. Very late and out of time!

Get out your tape measures and check you long drives:
1st - Tucker, scaring Ethel, with a 74.
2nd - Mimi, right behind with Ol' Toothy and a 73.
3rd - Ana, a timely 65.

And our nude losers today are Mallow & Luvbug, each with short drives of 58. Go, see how much pandemonium you can create in the cart barn. Wait, there IS a Pandemonium Pale Ale. Short's! Figures, doesn't it?

~~~~Toby~~~~
Sitting under my beach umbrella
letting the pandemonium go by~
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07/14/2015 01:50.10 PM Report This Comment
7-13 recap
We'll have a fools paradise parade,we can resemble that! Before I forget, I'm commentating from rainy Southern Ohio,so my recap will only be on the main pages due to horrid cell reception. Maybe i should just stay marooneed on the roof.

So,to start us off on this great parade of fools,master of ceremonies is Luvbug (57).At least your positioned before the elephants.

And what would a parade be without a clown - Mallow ( 60 ) who is sticking close to home to tickle her mom's funny spot to brighten her day.

Engine ( 72 ) didn't pay for her admission to CC,hits the parade with our fair foods to enjoy- skunk scallopine and stinkbugs- complete with chipmunktinis.

Mudcat scores a 73.Doesnt every parade have a pole dancing cat?

Then we have thecat with many toes GTt.She is so busy snake charming,she forgot to leave her score.

Tuck and Dot ( 65 ) hurries the parade along to grab the chipmunktinis. Don't they make your grey skies blue!

I score a late,but great 63. Yep,coming to you all from the remotest of the remote. I'll moon the onlookers of the parade,someone has to take one for the team.

And BG ( 70 ) brings up the tailess rear part ofthe fools parade with her poor rendition of barbershop tunes.

Scores:
1st Luvbug with 57
2nd Mallow with 60
3rd ME with 63

Losers: Mudcat 73 and Engine 72

Over and out- here comes another storm.

XOXO ~ S ~

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07/13/2015 12:16.07 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Guess not too many wanted to show up for a game of cards whilst sitting in our own paper bags and munching on some crunchies. The new golf course plans are coming alone just fine.

Barbershop Music Appreciation Day. A day to relax and enjoy the sweet voices of the Sweet Adelines, or a Barbershop Quartet. Started by Edna Mae Anderson of Tulsa, Oklahoma invited some women to her home to sing on July 13, 1945.

Embrace Your Geekness Day.If you are a Geek, today is your day. If not, that's okay as well. You can find something that brings out your inner Geek.

Fool's Paradise Day. Even a fool needs their paradise.

International Puzzle Day. So grab a puzzle book (or a jigsaw puzzle) and challenge your brain.

Gruntled Workers Day. Opposite of disgruntled. So be happy.

French Fries Day. There's some on the buffet with a variety of optional toppings.

International Town Criers Day. Second Monday in July. Town criers were responsible for keeping the populace up to date with the latest news and events when a majority of the populace was illiterate and there was few written papers and books. Today is a day to remember the importance they had.

Its also Marooned On The Roof Day.

Low 57.

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07/12/2015 07:44.59 PM Report This Comment
Wow, small turn out today 7-12-15
Barely enough to hold a card game! It's okay, as long as you can hold an Etch-a-Sketch. We can all make doodles for mom's birthday. She'll love it. I wonder if there's an online Etch-a-Sketch game?

Luvbug is dealt the first winning hand of the day, 54. He's Etch-a-Sketched a new golf course. Love it! The old one WAS getting too easy. :-) Mimi curls up in a paper bag with her losing hand after tossing 73 bugs in a pie. Crunchy pie! Gracie, you can NOT be both the dealer AND a player! Hand that 59 over to PD this instant. Maybe we should call for a re-deal. I know Bee Gee won't mind.

Tucker has the third winner for the day, another 59. Now HE'S going to play in the paper bags! Those are quite a hit today. Maybe we should convert the pot from catbucks to paper bags. And Bee Gee is grumbling as usual, seems her bribe was insufficient to get a winning hand. So SHE'S going to toss some hissing beetles into the pot! Hissss!! Off she goes into ANOTHER paper bag with her losing 64.

So, Bee Gee and Mimi are the two losers today. The rest of you, I'll toss the pot into a big paper bag and let you three sort it out. Let's see, that's Luvbug, Tucker, and PD BUDD! Gracie, you keep your big mitts out of it!

~~~~~~Hot Rod~~~~~
Had to do some serious
pit bossing today! Whew!
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07/12/2015 12:14.43 PM Report This Comment
Bald is IN? 7-11-15
Oh yeah, right. As long as it's on your head. Seems nowadays hairy armpits are also "in". And dying hair gray. At least those who aren't bald. Maybe they dye their armpit hair gray too. *rolls eyes* Let's skip that fashion show, shall we?

Gosh, for a minute there I thought Luvbug(54/9) was celebrating Vegetation Day! Couldn't be vegetarian day. Well, I for one have no problem eating a vegetarian or two now and then. Vegetable! I meant vegetable! ... Mallow(60/6) is celebrating her own special day - Under 60 Day. With blueberry muffins and Slurpees for all ... GTt(49/13) reminds us of old Uncle Buddy Bald, and points out his baldness is now a black fluffy feathery faux fur. Matching wings included.

Mimi(74/11) isn't too worried about getting stuck in her cat tree. See? She's having vegetarians for lunch! Isn't that - sweet? They go well with that Beetle Beer! ... Bee Gee(69/15) says it's time for the Pet Photo Catty Shack Group Selfie. I'm not sure who's gonna hold the little phone but if you make like a cat pyramid, I'm sure you'll all fit in the shot ... Ana(60/6) starts low but is getting ready to launch into temperature heights! Don't get stuck in a tree! ... Tucker((66/12) is wearing his perma-grin for the group photo. Not gonna sit on Bertha's lap? But - not even if she's lonely? *snicker*

Putts are all over the place today!
1st - Tie, Mallow & Ana, 6. Now you can rest up in your hammock, miss under 60.
2nd - Luvbug, 9. I hear those vegetarians taste just like chicken. Yum!
3rd - Mimi, 11. Wipe off that dipping sauce before the photo!

Cart barn honors today go to joyful recipients Bee Gee and GTt. Tucker, you may assist. Although I'm not sure having three of you in there will help get anything done faster.

~~Toby~~
Say cheese!
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07/11/2015 01:36.50 PM Report This Comment
7.10 Bee Happy Furiday
And a wonderful day out there to all you golfers on the links. Long Drive Furiday it is. So, let's see how it turns out.
Ana Haley was first today since she was last last night... She estmates a mice 65. We all hope her 'puter gets fixed SOON!
LvBg with a 54 is expecting to lie back in cool comfort today. Sure, that's after he finishes polishing all the Cart in the Cart Barn... It is a/c you know. A tray of Pina Coladas will be waiting for you too.
Steve scores 65 when he came to the links all packed and ready to go down south for a hot and humid vacation. Why don't you take that vacation in the winter? Have a grand time and do not step on bees or into anything stinky.
Our own Angel mallow reports a mice 64 and is enjoying life swinging in her hammock today. Cool! Not here' someone having a hot time in the Old Dominion with 82 first thing this a.m. She loves her pointy ears, her fuzzy feet and her whole self. The out right winner today... the mudcat.
GT-t missed the Cart barn by two points with her 56. She loves her pet bumblebees and would never stand on them. Tucker & Dot play a 65 along with Steve & Ana Haley. Now he's kicked back with a tall P.C. And several more awaiting him in the Clubhouse fridge. It's Furiday.... enjoy!
Now, BeeGee has her own PC in her hot little paws after scoring a fine 76. She nearly beat mimi -- if high scores in summer are good thing? She lets us know that Teddy Bears do not go for picnics in the woods at night-- no bee walks wither. They are all sleeping.
Good to know this stuff. Thanks.

Here's How We Played Today:
(last time I checked' the Catty Shack wiki was not working. And I did not get to post the 3rd episode of The Detective Furlip mewlowe" adventure since the site was down. I'll try later. It is on the #46883 too)
WINNERS:
First Place mudcat mimi 82 !!!! before 7 a.m.
2nd Place Bee Gee 76
3rd- 65 Three ways for Ana, Steve, Tuck
Cart Polishing-- LuvBug in the a/c
Best Greetings to All from Long Drive Commenter, PD Budd
Raise your sweaty Pina C. glasses

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07/10/2015 10:23.18 AM Report This Comment
7-9 recap
Quiet day with nothing but sugar cookies and ear scratching to keep us entertained. Public service announcement -its still nude recreation week!!!!!

Luvbug ( 54 ) enjoys the quiet day with a nap with sugar cookies dancing in his head.

Mallow ( 63 ) gets cookie creative by shaping sugar cookies into golf ball shapes. Easier to eat in case of a bad score. Mallow is a proud survivor of the 2015 heat wave. Did ya take a wrong turn somewheres that resembles hell?

I score a 65,ending out nude week fun with anatomically correct shaped sugar cookies.

Mudcat ( 78) has the hot and stickies (see Mallow for your free shirt!) as she heads to the club house bar,cart on autopilot.

Tuck and Dot ( 66 ) need GTt's birds and bees talk before figuring out which anatomical cookie to eat. Chose wisely. They hitch a hot and sticky ride with Mudcat to bar hop.

GTt ( 59 ) opts for the free scratching behind the ears,and the neck and the back and the....Just keep going.

BG ( 66 ) molds her sugar cookie to look just like a chocolate chip cookie. Hmmmm....nonconformist. 

Score:
1st -Luvbug 54
2nd -GTt 59
3rd-Mallow 63

Losers: Mudcat 78,and BG,Tuck and Dot with 66. Hey ! What about me! I'm all alone nude making cookies!

XOXO ~ S ~

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07/09/2015 11:36.54 AM Report This Comment
7/8/15 - Happy SCUD Day!
And once again, no I didn’t forget. Honest! My humble blogger is shocked to learn that new widowhood actually qualifies as a part-time job, with projects to do and people to call and papers to sort. And this morning her intentions to do my golf summary early (yes, actually EARLY!) were changed with one phone call, which led to about 5 hours down in the office, sorting & stacking boxes. But the reward is that Dad’s biggest client has now been taken care of and Mom will not lose any more sleep over worrying about him. Job well done.

Luvbug tells us that it’s SCUD Day, Savor the Comic and Unplug the Drama. I’ll drink to that! There’s always something to laugh at and laughing is good therapy for just about anything. 55 (=10) gold stars for Luvbug. Mallow arrives next, threatening to be “Normal” Why Mallow, how would we even recognize you? Better wear a name tag in 64 (=10) point type! Steve claims to be textbook “normal” so we have to ask the musical question, WHICH textbook? A 59 (=14) for our orange pal.

Mimi brings us a 78 (=15) and claims that chaos is normal. Sounds about right. Gracie T-t is shamelessly bragging about the 61 (=7) inches of rain that many of us would just LOVE to be sharing in right now. BeeGee has a 68 (=14) and says that the weather is the drama around her place. And she’s not ready to laugh about it just yet. Tucker has left 63 (=9) Cheeto dust pawprints all over the carts and Haley at 72 (=9) is Hot, Hot, Hot!

Ist – Gracie T-t with 7
2nd – Tuck and Haley, tied with 9
3rd – Luvbug and Mallow, tied with 10

And Mimi needs to hang out a shingle as a psychic because her prediction is right. I have a 15 that says she DOES get to wipe those Cheeto prints off of the carts tonight.

Till next week,
your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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07/08/2015 06:08.01 PM Report This Comment
Tell the truth! 7-7-15
The whole truth, and nothing but the- No, on second thought, sometimes lies are kinder, gentler. Luvbug(57) is right: that "ride to the Dairy Queen" is so much more enjoyable than a ride to the v-e-t! ... Mallow(64) says it might be ending, but doesn't say what "it" is! So, is it the truth or isn't it? ... Steve(65) offers to make chocolate macaroni necklaces for all! Unfortunately, I think he's telling the truth, and no! We don't forgive you!

Oh, Mudcat(75) is truthing all over, from the truth about paper bags to Purple Possums! Scary ... Apparently Tucker(68) challenged a skunk to Truth or Dare this morning. *sniff sniff* Smells like Tucker lost! Brave or crazy? You decide! ... At last, GTt(69) clears the air about her mysterious "rickets". Now you know how the headless cricket invasion started.

Bee Gee(71) says she doesn't want to play To Tell The Truth! Too bad. No truth, no ice cream comes. Very simple ... And Ana(70) brought a celebrity guest today: humid Mr. Sponge Bob!

Global Forgiveness Day? For the weatherman? Never! Who can put the most English on a weatherman long drive?
1st - Mimi with a 75. Drove that weather man right into a paper bag. Good place for him. Get a rope!
2nd - Looks like Bee Gee, 71. Yup, she's been hating the weather guy for a LONG time.
3rd - Ana and Sponge Bob, 70. Keep your drippy fiend home next time.

And our cool loser for today is Luvbug(59). And we are all jealous and hope you have to eat chocolate in the cart barn. *snicker*

~~~~Toby~~~~
Free Lizard Blizzards
for everyone!I'm buying!
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07/07/2015 04:14.46 PM Report This Comment
7-6 recap
Its July folks,too warm for all this kissing and hugging junk.BUT,it IS nude recreation week,and what better to do than golf in the buff. We'll be duffers in the buffers. I see we have a bit of computer hacking still going on. See what happens when our webmasters all go to lunch!

Luvbug ( 58 ) can't get the teenie bikinis from his mind. No cheating,its NUDE recreation.

Mallow (66 ) invites the hackers to play a few holes to learn all our secrets. I thought you had connections-secure ones.

I score a 68. A little help dragging the kissing booth in would be appreciated here. There is money to be had in a naked kissing booth. I knew that would get your attention.

Mudcat ( 71 ) speaketh of commitment,and not of the fun kind. Straight jackets just will not go with the naked theme.

Tuck and Dot ( 65 ) is dragging buff butt this morning.SO tiring watching the humans work.

Sandy gives a 3 day guesstimate of her score of 62. I guesstimate you wont be visiting the cart barn.

BG ( 72 ) the little queen of mean is getting her kicks watching us all stick the vinyl seats,and makes swimming in the Hazards in the buff more hazardous with a shark friend for Ol Toothy. Ladies before me!

And GTt's (68) motto for the day-Get Nekked! How can we disagree with the girl with many toes who is in tune with the birds and the bees and butterflies. Oh,and rickets, Whats a ricket? Can you eat it?

Scores:
1st Luvbug with 58
2nd Sandy with 62
3rd Tuck and Dot with 65

Losers:it thrills me to say this-BG with 72 and her comitted accomplice Mudcat with 71

XOXO ~ S ~

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07/06/2015 11:26.08 AM Report This Comment
The morning after 7-5-15
And we're still here! The state didn't burn to the ground after all! Woohoo! Not for lack of some people trying though. Only one small fire in Benton City, and it was put out in less than half an hour. Hooray for the fire department!

So, did you all have your fill of hot dogs and potato salad? We didn't have any, and that was enough for us! :-)

Looks like Lady Luck didn't smile on many of you today at the card table. Let's see here: Luvbug gets zilch with his 57, so he gos back to work on his napping skills. Mallow gets no help either with a 70, even with all those weeping tears. Probably crocodile tears anyway. *snicker* Mimi isn't doing any better with a 73, but she's ready to take the plunge at Mike's pool party in her IBTWYPDB. Think song, you'll get it.

Well, PD is certainly not enamored with Miss She-of-the-Toes today! In spite of the 59 winner she dealt him, he is NOT forgiving her rudeness last night trying to give him a Yul Brynner look. I should say not! (GTt is trying to suck up to the rest of us by pawing off her day-old B'day cake). Tucker stops by long enough to toss his 57 in the trash and heads for the real action, over at Mike's pawty.

Bee Gee is the hostess with the mostess, handing out iced apple turnovers & ice cream graham cracker sandwiches. Then she sets her 77 on fire! It's too late for fireworks!! And one more time, Sandy has posted the long-distance delivery of a not half bad 62. You still lose though. MOL!

PD has the only winner today. We may have to start frisking you and GTt from now on if this keep up! Now, everybody over to Mike's. He's buying!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Bring your floaties!
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07/05/2015 12:19.54 PM Report This Comment
Boom! Badda-BOOM! 7-4-15
Fourth of July. Boom! day! And none of us are the least bit excited about the whole thing. Let's take care of "shadow golfer" Sandy first. The ol' computer is in sick bay, so she called in her best guess score of 60/6 for today ... Luvbug(59/14) has decided the best way to get more bang for her holiday buck is to go park hopping. You go right ahead, we'd like to skip the "bang" if at all possible ... Mallow(64/10) is playing spin-the-bottle with the weather forecast, deciding which one she likes best. We know what you mean! We check several and then pick the best one. Wish it worked that way!

Ah Mimi(74/11), a fireworks pooper just like us! While she waits for her mom to get off hold with IT, she poaches us some eggs in the sidewalk puddles. You've heard of coddles eggs? Well, these are puddled. Get used to them ... Seems like GTt(58/13) has figured out how to dampen any 4th of July BBQ. Just do a rain dance. Now, if you could only teach that to our mom! ... Well, the Tucker(66/12) gang isn't one to leave a good holiday go to waste! They've loaded up on all the goodies, and I do mean 'loaded'. *wink*... And Bee Gee(67/13) is just about a crabby as it gets today. Snarling about the hottest day of the week, frying an egg on the hood of mom's car, AND complaining abut mom's trendy Caesar salad! We've replaced the rocket's red glare with that glaring face! Scary.

So let's putter though the scores and head for the BBQ:
1st - Looks like Sandy's long-distance 6 is the winner.
2nd - Mallow must have picked the right forecast, that 10 got you second.
3rd - And Mimi's 11 minute poached egg is good for 3rd.

Some big losers today too. Luvbug leads the loser brigade with a 14, and GTt and Bee Gee have lucky 13s which buy them a place in the cart barn. Don't worry. Bee Gee's working on litter training the bat fans!

~~~~Toby~~~
Take a minute to go read the all-new
Adventures of Furlip Merlow (Merlot? Mewlow?)
on the White Whisker page, or on the discussion
page. Very clever stuff by PD Budd!
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07/04/2015 01:47.36 PM Report This Comment
7.3 Long Drive Furiday
Whoop-Dee-Doo We're Long Drivin' here again...

Public Service Announcement (have been asked to say) it's GT-t's 5th birthday. She's invited everycat to come on over & leave gifts - lots of them. No extra votes, please? She does not want to be COTD.
Her long drive is a very poor, cart barn type 45. But she refuses to give up the clubs to KUBB. He may get the caddy job to test his black wings.
LuvBug scores a mice 59 and collects all the plastic bag in the house for a trip to the Farmer's market.
It's also mirror admiration on the wall day. A. mallow's so enthralled with her reflection, from every angle that she nearly forgot to leave her 65 score. yeah! Okay! You look great.
And not to be outdone in the self-admiration department, Steve, slept in on his first day of vacation until heard his mirror calling to him, "Hey, Gorgeous! You want 60 cans of beans?" Just say, "NO", Steve, please?
Fantastic Food from mimi for N-Gin. She has 71 deep fried squirrel patties and the first of the season Rats breath Cider. N-Gin is still trying to get her secretary to straighten... good luck with that.
We missed you Tuck & Dot. Your 52 drive today is not as low as GT-t's but you sure need practice. Come by tomorrow and shag a few barbie heads.
Okay Bee Gee (68) Right. It Ain't So. NEXT week is Nudist Recreation Week. No problem since we're nekked anyway all the time. It's summer-- Heat Wave!! Remember?

Loser and Others:
Into the barn with you GT-t 45 celebrate being 5 there... alone
1st - mimi and N-Gin 71
2nd - Bee Gee 68 - Be Nude for the 4th
3rd - A. mallow 65, Of course those wings don't make your ass look fat.

With purrs from Furiday Commenter, PD Budd
Pass the cold Rats Breath jug, please?

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07/03/2015 02:52.34 PM Report This Comment
7-2 recap
Made in the USA,we were made in the U-S-A!!!!!!!!!! Hope Bruce S. doesnt mind a tiny altering of his lyrics,but we all are-made in the USA,except Mallow. She's a little Siberian and a little Canadian,but we still kind of love her. Hey Mallow,can you see Siberia from Canada??

Luvbug ( 60 ) wants to trade is muggly weather for rain. The UPS man won' t like it,but you have a deal!

I score a 59 and proudly show my "Made in the USA" label on the back of my neck. Do NOT remove that tag under penalty of law. I want to meet the tag removal police some day.

Mudcat ( 77 ) has a copilot today,she's helping Engine tote in the goodies along with her finely aged catnip liqueur with a screw top,and a born on date.

GTt ( 56 ) is accepting applications,and bribes for the caddy position. KUBB is the clear favorite to fill the post.

Next is BG and her all american 68. Tin foil hat or not Darn,the aliens gave up on reading your mind. Oh,the things they would learn!

Tuck and Dot ( 62 ) glad to have you back. They are never ones to miss out on a liqueur aged to purrfection (ok,so maybe it was brewed yesterday,sue me). The popped in to enjoy a good ol American pastime. No,not golf-drinking and talking about golfing.

Scores:
1st GTt with 56
2nd Me with 59
3rd Luvbug with 60

Cart barn honors go to...........Mudcat with 77,and BG with 68

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

07/02/2015 10:09.38 AM Report This Comment
7/1/15 - It's Canada Day ...
and because it’s our national holiday & Big Bro Will is home and all that good stuff, we totally forgot it was Wednesday. There’s been a lot going on as you know, so this is going to be a short one & I’ll get it posted quick.

Luvbug is here first to tell us about something like 60 (=6) holidays today and this month. Steve is making me jealous with his tales of flooding, definitely don’t have that problem here! He brings us a 63 (=9) and Angel Mallow is a copycat with exactly the same 63 (=9).

Engine is here with 72 (=9) servings of Turtle Tracks and some Burmese Bourbon while Mimi tries to mail herself somewhere cool. Might take a few more than those 73 (=10) stamps you have there. Gracie T-t wants about 62 (=8) Burmese Bourbons to take her mind off those fireworks, and Tucker brings us a 63 (=9) and goes for the Burmese Bourbon too.

BeeGee has a 70 (=7) and dreading how much higher that number will be in a few hours. Ana is camped out in the library with the air conditioning and comes in with a 60 (=6).

The rankings are:
1st – Luvbug and Ana, both with 6
2nd – BeeGee with 7
3rd – Gracie T-t with 8

In last place comes Mimi with 10, while the other 4 golfers here today come in with the popular number 9. See you next garbage day!

Your Guest Common (twice-baked) ‘Tater, Mike

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07/01/2015 06:54.03 PM Report This Comment
Leap Second Payback Day 6-30-15
AND the last day of the miserable month of June. Although by the look of the forecast, July ain't gonna be any better. AND I'll have another whole second of it to be miserable! Who steals these seconds anyway? And are they just randomly returned? Do we each get one? Anybody want mine?

Looks like Luvbug(64) is happy he doesn't live in Stovepipe. Well yeah, like who wants to live in a sooty old stovepipe? ... Seems Grumble Gurdy (aka Mallow-65) is going for a gripe record. I think this is day 3 and counting. Keep up the good work! ... Steve(63), you have nothing to worry about when it comes to fur frizz. Mom washed her hair late yesterday, with 62% humidity outside, and who knows WHAT in here! It'll be about August before she loses the frizz! So you're free to concentrate on what to do with that extra second of time on your paws.

Okay, we have one vote for nighttime golf from Mimi(73). Anyone second that? ... Engine(68) is experiencing a catastrophe, but only the crispy cricket kind. Two scoops of your salacious creations, please! ... GTt(55) might be needing a sleeping bag if her summer keeps getting any cooler! You have green tomatoes? All we have is plant ... Oh look! Bee Gee(73) has seconded Mimi's vote for night golf. She also wonders who keeps stealing those leap seconds?

Couple long drives, couple shorts drives, couple in between:
1st - Tie, our night golf enthusiasts, Mimi &Bee Gee, with 73s
2nd - Engine, 68. Pass me the juiced turtle tracks.
3rd - Mallow, just grinin' along with a 65.

And the LUCKY loser today is GTt. I will gladly let you win, all week, if you could send us that temperature!

~~~~Toby~~~~
Here's looking up
your sunshine!
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06/30/2015 02:24.16 PM Report This Comment
6-29 recap
Say cheese! Never did understand that one,what if we don't like cheese? We're gonna feel the love,(whether you want to or not) with camera day, ANOTHER hug day,some mud wrastling thrown in,and...be still my heart...feather boa day! Oh,almost forgot- we have another COTD winner -Ana! Bring on the goodies please.

Luvbug ( 57 ) brings out his iron of the golf kind,not of the waffle kind. Who has time to iron their waffles?

I score a chilling 53,and huddle in for the group hug warmth. Hey! Who pinched my bum???? 

Sandy (58) can see clearly now that she isn't joining in any group huggings,she has a COTD pawty to attend.

Mallow ( 68 ) is hallucinating again. Been hitting the Bourbon Blizzards again I see. Or i don't see,she's the one seeing things.

Engine is walking on the cold side of the tracks with a 59. The tuna tarts are agood warmer-upper.ALL the West coasters are looking forward to something warm to eat:) Kidding,you can't glare at me on hug day.

Mudcat scores a 64. No mud for this cat today,so she wallows in the group hug fun instead. 

GTt ( 58 ) is waiting for summertime, but it aint easy with her score. You can,however,make a killing with your mud bath booth.

BG ( 76 ) being weather oppressed,is becoming a little untouchable,imagine! The green,green grass of home is brown,brown for clear as mud day.

Score: 
1st MEEEEEE!!!!! with 53
2nd Luvbug with 57
3rd GTt and Sandy with 58

Losers: 
BG 76,and Mallow 68. Gonna be a hot time in the ol cart barn tonight!

XOXO ~ S ~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

06/29/2015 11:38.06 AM Report This Comment
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