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Domestic Shorthair from <a href=' City/club-members.aspx' title='Benton City, WA'>Benton City, WA</a>


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Hi! My name is CATTY SHACK ~

I am Domestic Shorthair from Benton City, WA

Nicknames: Duffer

Age: 3 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Well, lookie here!
Catty Shack won a COTD badge on July 19, 2013!

WHOOPS! We did it again! COTD on July 20, 2014

WELL well. How DO we keep doing it? Another COTD award on July 20, 2015

THANK YOU, golf fans! Thank you furry much!

Catty Shack Golf League guest commentator. It's REALLY fun! Please apply with Bee Gee or Toby.

NOTE :: The guest commentator does not have to be a playing member of the Catty Shack Golf League. Just needs a good grasp of the finer points of Temperature Golf and all it's permutations. :)

The guest commentator will be supplied with a golf cart, so he (or she) will be able to keep up with the fast-paced action on the course. And will be expected to participate in the golf cart races in the parking lot as well. You must supply your own crash helmet.

My favorite tricks and treats are: ~~~~~~~~MEMBERS ~~~~~~~
Ana 270893
Bee Gee 210564
Engine 279276
Luvbug 7393
Mallow 161233
Mimi 184008
Steve 206575
Tucker 219145
Gracie Twinkle-Toes 196342

Hot Rod
Mike 161232
PD Budd 189430
Steve 206575
Pig ? ? ? ?

And we all enjoy hot dogs, hot buttered popcorn and cotton candy - for now!

Where I hang out: The Pro Shop and snack bar!

My favorite grubs: Cat Daniels, White Whisker Whiskey, Black Cat Velvet

My pet peeves: Water hazards

Speaking of 'hazards', just a note: the sand traps are not conveniently located "litter locations"! Please refrain from leaving 'deposits' in said traps, and use the proper facilities, which can be found behind the pro shop. Thank you. The Management

What I love about my owners: We will be trying to figure out a schedule. Just so it seems almost organized. It isn't. Really.

My cat hobbies: Hit golf balls, have golf cart races in the parking lot.

Pet motto: "FORE!"

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~~~~~~~~~RULES~- ~~~~~~~~

(Temporary and subject to change at a moment's notice, so don't blink!)

"Score temps" should be recorded around 7 a.m. if possible.

1) Game scores will be your local low temperature of the day.

2) Driving scores will be the highest low temp. Am I confusing you Steve? Just wait til you see the next rule!

3) Putting scores will be the combined total of the digits of the "score temp". So, example: If your score is 38, your putting score will be 11. 3+8=11. Okay Steve? Maybe your caddy can explain it to you. :)

Only one score per family per day. Actually, not to hard to follow, since there's really only one score POSSIBLE per family per day! :)

Daily WINNER buys the house a round. Daily LOSER gets cart duty and has to plug in the golf carts to charge up - for cart races in the parking lot!

~~~~~It's Here! The Long waited - SCHEDULE!~~~~~

Monday & Thursday - Temperature Golf
Tuesday & Friday - Long drive
Wednesday & Saturday - Putting

Sunday - Try your paw at cards in the White Whisker Pub. We play a mean round of 9-Lives. Keep a close eye on our multi-thumbed dealer Miss Gracie Twinkle-Toes. You might want to keep your cards close to the vest, too. Some of our members have very wandering gazes. Rules of the game are in the "9-Lives Rules" card at the bottom of the page.

HOLIDAYS - NO GOLF! Visit the pro shop and spend your catbucks on new stuff you don't need! Perhaps one of those jaunty little plaid outfits? I hear polka dots are making a comeback.

Don't forget the always exciting and competitive golf cart races in the parking lot after each competition. And occasionally down the road to the take-out joint! Winner buys!

No teams yet, right now it's every cat for itself!

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10,312 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Happy Birthday Rocky!
He looks like our Angel Pierre and shares a crossing day with our Angel Smokey, we gotta honour our pal Rocky!

Since he was kinda a free spirit kinda kitty, I think I will honour him by gettin' about 60 body piercings. You know, gotta keep ventilated in weather like this! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote Rosie #212287 in June, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ Couch surfing on Pinto Island!, Q. .A Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Chillin' on Pinto Island!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai.

06/27/2016 09:35.41 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Sorry this is SO late. The electricity went out for 2 hours. Wouldn't you know she was just getting ready to log in the CC. Might have been from an overheated transformer (no not Prime or the like). Okay now Let's Roll Out!

Happy Birthday Rocky!

Gone-ta-pott. ANother day, another gripe. ANyone want the heat wave? Anyone? Someone surely wants the over 100 degree weather.

Paul Bunyan Day. A day to learn more about the myth of Paul Bunyan and his giant blue oxen Babe.

Insurance Awareness Day. A day to learn more about insurances and how they can help out in certain circumstances.

Body Piercing Day. A day to learn more about body piercing and its history. There's no need to do anything to get a piercing.

Tapioca Day. There's some at the buffet for your enjoyment.

Low 63. (THe high was 115 on the thermometer - anyone want the hot temps?)

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Queen Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote ROSIE #212287 COTM.

06/27/2016 09:11.35 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Fun in the sun today with orange blossom beverage (what doesn't go well in beverage form) and pineapples with sunglasses. For us,the pineapples would just look all kinds of silly with sunglasses on.

Luvbug (60) is hot,hot hot in his shades by the pool. Wha???? We have a pool here now too?

Mallow dresses her house in UV 61 sunblock. Betcha had to wake up early for that. Wax on....wax off...

I wear my 73,my sunglasses and a smile. That the BEST things about sunglasses,no on can tell what your looking at,and you look stunning.

GTt( 60) wants a tall one. Hmmm....that could mean about anything here. Be careful what you wish for!

Mudcat and her arctic 68 bundle up to keep each other warm.

Tanktini clad Engine (who else could rock that look) supplies the Fricassee of Flees with a side of Stir-fried Sparrow sans feathers. Its even too hot for the birds to wear feathers.

Ana scores an anemic 68 in hopes it hits a healthy 90.

BG (56) does unto others with pineapple floaties with a side of grenade to keep the peace with the neighbors.

Tuck scores a 71. Not one to drink alone (since when Tuck???) he has his thirsty garden to keep him company. I see you've gotten very comfortable with the melons.

1st with 56 BG
2nd with 60 GTT and Luvbug
3rd with 61 Mallow

losers: EEKS! Engine and me with 73,and Tuck with 71


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06/27/2016 01:25.20 PM Report This Comment
Morning ..
~71~ and NO rain, the garden sure could use a drink and so could I,....I'll have a pineapple concoctions please. Purrs, Tuck

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06/27/2016 07:25.04 AM Report This Comment
I'm ready!
~56~ I got my shades on, my tall glass of iced orange blossom tea with the pineapple floaties, and I'm gonna help mom get over her ptsd feud by offering our neighbor a drink (who the hell put THAT on the calendar??). I'll be sure to put a grenade in it. No wait, I meant grenadine, honest!

Bee Gee

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06/27/2016 06:20.14 AM Report This Comment
another hot one
going up to 90 again today and started at 68 this morning. ab

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & april and the 5 angels.

06/27/2016 05:14.41 AM Report This Comment
Good Morning Catty Shack!
68 degrees. Mom is wrapped up in her blanket shivering. Luvbug can send us about ten degrees, be appreciated. Mudcat Mimi & JC

Come visit me, Mimi, WindSong, J.C., Maxwell & Blackstone & Grayson.

06/27/2016 04:35.43 AM Report This Comment
6.27 give me a tall one...
I'd like an orange blossom mint julep please to go with my 60 score.
Kick back and enjoy!!

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06/27/2016 03:41.14 AM Report This Comment
Monday CS
73. Sunglasses it is,now I need sun,and a glass of a cool,tall beverage. I have PTSD,every time I see a syringe of medication,I hide and shake. I hate flea goop.


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06/27/2016 01:00.46 AM Report This Comment
And here it comes ...!
Thought at least we ain't gonna be as hot as where Luvbug is! Got a 61 for ya this mornin', looks like it's gonna be just about perfect. Good thing the new window has that low-UV glass. Kinda like sunglasses for your house!

Gonna make some orange blossom iced tea for all of us. I'll slip a few Mallow blossoms in there too, we've got one that's just about to drop. Oh come on, be brave. Mom's been puttin' 'em in her tea and SHE'S still walkin' the earth! -- A. Mallow

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote Rosie #212287 in June, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ Couch surfing on Pinto Island!, Q. .A Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Chillin' on Pinto Island!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai.

06/26/2016 08:26.33 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack
Another day of melting here on the west coast. The outside thermometer read 110 at 3pm. DOn't mind me, I'm taking a dip in the pool to cool off.

PTSD Awareness Day. A day to learn more about PTSD and how you can help those afflicted by it.

Sunglasses Day. A day to learn more about the different types of sunglasses and how they can help save your eyesight from harmful rays. All of the carts have at least 2 pairs of sunglasses.

Helen Keller Day. a day to learn more about Helen Keller (6/27/1880-6/1/1968).

Industrial Workers Of The World Day. A day to learn more about the many jobs in the Industrial industry and all of the men and women who work there. If you know someone, give them a nice thank you for a job well done.

Orange Blossom Day. A day to learn more about the Orange Blossoms and how they are used in many different ways - from teas, recipes, perfumes and other beneficial ways. There's some around the lounge and in some of the foods and drinks here at the CS.

Pineapple Day. Native to the America's. There's plenty of delicious pineapple concoctions at the buffet for your enjoyment.

Low 60.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Queen Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote ROSIE #212287 COTM.

06/26/2016 07:59.50 PM Report This Comment
Forgiveness Day 6-26-16
Comes just in time for our dealer GTt! At least some of the players in this weekend's card game MAY be in a forgiving mood. Let's find out:

Oop! Doesn't look like Luvbug needs to be forgiving, as Miss Toes granted him a winner with a 59. Oh dear. Mallow doesn't sound too forgiving over that 56 she just got dealt. She's breaking dishes of chocolate pudding! Persey has no need to hand out absolution either, as double-allergic Gracie has dealt him a winning 54. Achoo! Catsundheit! Miss Epitome aka the Lovely Mudcat is also on the winning end of the deal today, so she's treating us all to a few free beauty tips.

Okay, now the losers are lining up, starting with Tuck & a 74, flying out the window. Next is Bee Gee with a 53. She's decided to show how forgiving she is by taking Gracie on a canoe ride in the water hazard. Good thing Mallow saved one dish of chocolate pudding as a distraction for Ol' Toothy! And finally, April starts out with a losing 60, but it's better than having a winner of 94!

Looks like the "mud"bog is gonna be a bit crowded with Luvbug, Persey, and Mimi all diving in to wrassle for the prize. It's okay, everybody, I'm sure the "Mudcat" knows a few beauty tricks with those mudpacks! Oh wait, it's pudding, not mud! Now yer talkin'! Everybody into the pudding for a good wallow!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Too bad Pig isn't doing this recap.
Who knows more about a good wallow?

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06/26/2016 12:14.34 PM Report This Comment
Catties putting on Backyard Campout Day 6-25-16
A. Fang delivers a 56/11 as he traipses through "Strawberry Fields" on his way to the campout. Wish we had strawberry fields in OUR backyard! ... Moji(55/10) says "Good Day Sunshine" through a brand new living room window. I think she'll "Follow the Sun" ... J.C. & Mimi(74/11)know all they need to know about catfish already. Such as they are delicious with "Savory Truffles".

Haley(60/6) is taking a "Long & Winding Road" to the camp out, from 60 to 90 in one day ... Persey(61/7) skips the fish but looking forward to sleeping in a "pup" tent! Woof woof! Hahhaaaa! He's helping to save the household some "Money" too, by chasing birds away from the feeder so they don't have to buy more bird seed. Makes cents! ... I'm not sure what the Chipmunks are doing here with Dot(72/9) today, seeing how it's Global Beatles Day, but for those of you who don't care for grilled catfish, how about charred chipmunk?

Okay, heads up for the winners:
1st - Haley, 6. Getting winded on that long & winding road.
2nd - Persey, 7. Just kidding about the 'pup' tent. *snicker*
3rd - Dot, 9. Thanks for the Chipmunks!

We have a tie for loser, with A. Fang & J.C. shooting an awful 11. Looks like Moji gets to sit by her sunny window all be herself and hum "With A Little Help From My Friends".

And I get to hum "Piggies"!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE'S TEAM ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

06/25/2016 01:32.11 PM Report This Comment
6.24 Fairy Long Drive Day on the Fareway
Or is that Fairyway?
Great end to the work week. Work?? Who does that?
Great grub from Engine (70) who called Possum's Carry out and Delivery. We got 40 XL Sardine Supremes and 30 Catnip Cheese with Chunky Chipmunk pizzas. What a place!! Heinikat on tap too. Whoo-hoo.
LuvBug is still looking for It. But he's negotiating a deal for shaved weather... is that It? Our Angel mallow has 53 and Just the Right Stuff.
GTt Got her 44 Fairies to carry her (golf) balls. Training Fairies Day?
Steve (62) loves rubbing his fairies' bellies until they squeal. Is that a special type of training?
And getting her 71 fairies to bring her drinks at the pool, the mudcat is soaking the mud off at the pool. Tuck has 61 ways of celebrating his dog's day at work. Yea! Keep him there, please?
BeeGee loves getting 54 pizzas and sammies. She can't take the dog to work-- she doesn't have "work." Ah, shucks!
~~ Everycat be kind to your Fairies folks!
1st mimi (71) Being served
2nd N-Gin (70) Yum
3rd Steve (62) in his Speed-o!

Comments freely purrvided by PD Budd, non-golfer but fairy lover.

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06/24/2016 04:23.37 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Let it go,let it go
Can't hold back anymore
Let it go,let it go
Turn away and slam the door......
I know,I don't look,or sound like a Disney princess,but you have to admit,its a catchy tune,and its let it go day. . Its pecan sandie day as well,I see quite a few of you are willing to let them go too. Yuck.WHY make a cookie that looks,tastes like sand? Good thing it hydration day so we have something to wash the sandies down with.

Mudcat has 77 reasons to hydrate,ad the all start and finish at the bar.

Luvbug (58) is happy to let it go as soon as he figures out what "it" is.

Mallow (55) Isn't "in the pink" today. Grey and white is much ore her style.

Haley (50) doesn't let go of her sandwiches with all the storms around her. (I wouldn't either)

I score a 65,and delight my hydration of choice is causing me to see pink elephants. Think pink!

GTt (46) has Percy all pretty in pink so they don't lose him again. See Percy-she DOES like you!

BG (66)is letting it all go so she can participate at the new hydration lounge we never knew we had. CS's best kept secret.

Tuck (64) hydrates so much,he's almost pickled. I said pickled,not tickled. No pink for you.

Speaking of pickled,Engine (78) harpooned some herring

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

06/23/2016 01:08.36 PM Report This Comment
6/22/16 - Chocolate Eclairs & Onion Rings
I’d say it’s gonna be Pepto Time on the old Catty Shack later on, mol.

Well, Garbage Day is upon us once again and I am getting Mom busy on these early, since she is going to abandon us poor felines for most of the day. Such inhumanity and neglect!

Oh, ahem, yeah, I guess I’d better get dictating! Luvbug starts us out with a 60 (=6) and invites us to the Adopty Day pawty for Angels Kuce and Sphinx. There’ll be chocolate eclairs and onion rings! Let’s eat them together, it’s also Stupid Guy Thing Day after all. That is, if we can get the onion rings away from Mallow, who is making an onion ring tunnel to putt through. She scores a 55 (=10), I think putting works better without the onion rings. Just saying. And Ana shoots a 52 (=7) on her way to Sports Day. What a bunch of social butterflies around here today!

Steve is staying home and turning up the heat about 62 (=8) notches while Engine is here to warm us up with 68 (=14) Possum Patties. Gather round the keg, everyone! Gracie T-t is on her way to the Adopty Day festivities and leaves us with a 51 (=6). Not bad!

Mimi had a few too many of the Possum Patties, she says CC2 looks Crazy, Man! Might just be the heat, that 77 (=14) looks pretty brutal! Meanwhile Tucker shoots a 61 (=7) and celebrates HVAC Guy Day; that would be his Dad, a guy who always knows how to keep his cool! And finally BeeGee brings us a 52 (=7) and head for the onion rings & eclairs!

And without further ado & while the Mom is still here, the results:
1st – Luvbug and Gracie T-t with 6 eclairs each
2nd – Ana, Tucker and BeeGee, grabbing 7 onion rings
3rd – Steve, turning up the heat 8 notches

And off to charge the carts goes Mimi, heaving 14 post-it notes along the way so she can find her way back.

Now, wipe the grass off those onion rings and put them right here!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote Rosie #212287 in June, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ Couch surfing on Pinto Island!, Q. .A Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Chillin' on Pinto Island!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai.

06/22/2016 09:07.49 AM Report This Comment
I'm not convinced 6-21-16
I don't care what anybody says, TODAY is the first day of summer! I mean, you can't just play fast & loose with this stuff! The summer solstice is June 21 and that's all there is to it! Anything else just makes things more complicated than they need to be!

There are plenty of purrsonal celebrations here today! A.Fang thanks everyone for for his COTD badge, then steps aside as Luvbug(60) heaves his bowling ball down the alley. Good thing it's shady here in the alley, he's heading for 106 later! Hot-cha-cha! ... Mallow(56) is helping celebrate A.Summer's adopty day as she also observes her remembrance day.

The Angels(68) set their bowling ball afloat on waves of boomers ... Steve(73) is glad someone invented the selfie stick so he doesn't have to ask somebody with germy paws to take his picture ... Engine(68) might be getting ready to suggest a few rounds of billiards, with all the vole holes in her front yard! Time for some "Whack-a-Mole"! ... Yes Gracie(61), it's the inaugural round of bowling. Each & every Tuesday from now on. Feel free to practice with Bee Gee for next time around. *snicker*

Mudcat(73) is in fine form today, writhing to the music while poling her bowling ball down the lanes ... Tuck(71) says keep your paws off his, um, "moons". Touching your moons never crossed my mind. Swear! ... And Bee Gee(61) falls out of bed in time to go "Handshakin' to the Music" as she wipes peaches & cream off her paws and lets her ball fly down the alley.

Okay. Remember, today was just the first day of bowling practice. We'll have a "grand opening" as soon as we have something to open, and a name. We are temporarily known as "Fast Lanes Felines Bowl-A-Rama".

1st - Tie, Selfie Steve & Rhythmic Mimi, 73.
2nd - Touchy Tuck, 71.
3rd - Another tie, Angels Afloat & Agitated Engine, 68.

And the lucky alley cats who get to wax the lanes, Mallow & Luvbug. Make sure that's Wax", not "wine". *wink*

Can we wear yoga pants
to bowl in? I don't see why not

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06/21/2016 12:37.02 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Happy 1st day of summer! And on the first day of summer,we have bowling day,why not. Lets see who can hit a bowling ball with a golf club for a good score. I guess we all have a little "alley cat" in us. We also need to take a moment to raise our steins to our ACOTD- Angel Fang,then onto our golf/bowling and beachball tournament in the Hazards followed by surfung for your life. Busy day!

Luvbug starts summer with a 60 - nowhere to go but up. In his case-to 101?

Mallow ( 55 ) is a Lane-iac,Lane-iac on the course. All this bowling talk and promises of cool shirts has gone to her head.

Haley ( 61 ) keeps it firecracker hot for the first day of summer.

I score a 68 and head to the Hazards for a little extreme surfing. Suits optional.

Mudcat ( 68 ) needs the summer reminder -no claws on the beach volleyballs. Oopsie,gonna be a long summer.

GTt ( 65 ) wants to go bowling for catbucks. Cards haven't been good to you lately,huh?

Tuck ( 68 ) wants a bowling ball with two holes. What kind of weird things are you up to Tuck? Better off not knowing.

Engine ( 70 ) she's back!!!! More importantly,the Weiner Wagon is back and fully stocked with scaled squirrels and mouseroni salad.

1st with 55 Mallow
2nd with 60 Luvbug
3rd with 61 Haley

Losers:Engine with 70,Tuck,GTt and me with 68. Hottime in the ol cart barn tonight.

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06/20/2016 11:08.25 AM Report This Comment
Happy Fathers Day 6-19-16
If any of you happen to be fathers, that is. I myself am not in that group. *whew* So here we are getting ready to celebrate Garfield The Cat day and not a pan of lasagna to be found. It's a tragedy, is what it is.

And now, seven players take their places at the card table, and one by one they throw in their hand. Luvbug tosses in his 57 and wanders off to kiss a loved one. A. Mallow throws in her 52 then doffs her halo to A. Fang on his 1st crossing anniversary. Ana tosses her 58 high into the clouds. Tuck feeds his losing 67 to the neighborhood turkey and raises a martini in honor of A. Fang. Apparently Mimi would like to throw her 70 under a locomotive. Or somthing like that.

And now to the only two winners today. Persey(49) may be young but manx! That kid learns fast! And speaking of Manx, Bee Gee saunters in with a 45, and saunters out with a couple turkey sammies and a stack or Oreos. Garfield would be proud.

And now some exciting mews! Remember, you heard it here first. Actually Persey brought it up, but I'll try to give you a bit more in the way of details. Yes, it's true. The Golf Bully is no longer satisfied just pushing you around on the links. She wants to expand her grouchy horizons. So. From now on, Tuesdays are no longer Long Drive day, but (brace yourselves) ... Bowling Day!! Hooray!! Score works the same, since the idea for bowling is also to get the highest score. We're still getting the lanes installed on CC2, and are also taking suggestions for a name. We really do like Alley Cats but it's been used to death, so ... ??

~~~Hot Rod~~~

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06/19/2016 01:01.39 PM Report This Comment
Something's fishy at Catty Shack today! 6-18-16
A. Fang(58/13) just wants to visit the sushi bar for his fish. Do you know the ingredient that makes sushi "sushi" is the sweetened rice? Not quite as exciting now, huh? ... Oh dear. Poor Moji(53/8) suspects the fish in her sushi came from cleaning an aquarium. I think I prefer the sweet rice ... It's so humid at April's(55/10) place the fish can swim without water! Good thing I have a snorkel! Ugh!!

I guess J.C.(66/12) didn't hear Mimi when she said all the sushi he brought was to share. Hope he doesn't get sick eating it all by himself! ... Dot(59/14) isn't gonna let a little hoarding keep her from enjoying some sushi. She's off and running to catch J.C.! Bring us some too! ... And Persey(61/7) also seems to like knowing the source of his sushi fish. He gets his from the aquarium cleaners too!

Small group today for catty putting. Everybody else must have gone fishing! Or had a picnic.
1st - Persey, 7. He almost stayed home to clean the garage!
2nd - Moji, 8. Good idea, Moj. Best not to ask too many questions...
3rd - April, 10. Don't you just love what the humidity does to your fur?

High scores to the cart barn, Dot 14, and A. Fang 13. Make sure you don't mess up and put some of that funky aquarium water in the still! Ptooey!

I think I might splurge on some
real SCUBA gear some day.

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE'S TEAM ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

06/18/2016 01:41.30 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Wish fulfillment day,we need a lot of paper to write down all the wishes,staring with ridding the earth of no orange clothes day.Guess there are more important things to worry about,like flying kites after big wind day,and fresh veggies being fresh enough,and what will we do for fun at recess. Not Red Rover,thats just a shameless excuse to clothesline someone.
(sorry,gotta get this done quick before ANOTHER huge storm hits)

Luvbug (47) my buddy,my furiend shows solidarity to my no orange clothes day dilemma. Not a mean bone in his furry body,unlike Mallow (50) who delights in confusing us in what day it is. Isn't every day Gone-Ta-Pott?

Ana (60) isn't gone-ta-pott,she was just gone yesterday thanks to a CC site tantrum.

I score s 67. Nearly passed out on the no orange clothes ban til you all found out my alternative was going au naturale. Funny how that threat changes the mind.

Mudcat scores a 74-yay!!!! Someone who will keep me from being the biggest loser.She brings the circus to town. Flea circus that is.

GTt (61) tries the new taste treat (yuck)-veggie grass. Is that like Tuck's catpot?

Tuck (66) isn't seeing much from his hiding spot under the couch.

1st with 47 Luvbug
2nd with 50 Mallow
3rd with 60 Ana

Losers: Mudcat with 74,and me with 67


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06/16/2016 01:17.51 PM Report This Comment
6/15/16 - Well Blow Me Down!
I think all the Catty Shackers are Gone With the Wind today! Let’s see if we can gather them up for you ..

Luvbug starts us out by shooting a 47 (=11) and letting us know that it’s Global Wind Day, which strikes terror into the black heart of Mallow who sure hopes that Steve doesn’t get “wind” of it. After a 49 (=13) minute lecture to Persey about staying OUT of the Great Outdoors, Steve arrives, announcing BIG winds! And he’s not kidding! I think we clocked them at 67 (=13) Mph and CC1 took hours to recover!

Over on CC2, the game continues with Tucker singing 63 (=9) verses of “Against the Wind” through a gas mask and cheering for the tapeworm races. Mimi brought us a 69 (=15) and honours the Day of Prayer for Law Enforcement Officers. Let’s take off our golf caps for a minute to honour them before returning to our regularly scheduled mayhem.

BeeGee thaws herself out after shooting a 43 (=7) and sounds the tornado alarm for CC1. And good thing I decided to check back to see if anyone else eventually blew in on the wind because it’s Gracie T-t with a 50 (=5). Now THAT is a score worth waiting for!

And if our winners don’t blow off the pedestal today, we have:
1st – Gracie T-t with 5
2nd – BeeGee with 7
3rd – Tucker with 9

And it’s Mimi’s turn in the cart barn today, making sure she gathers them in from having been scattered in the wind to the four corners of CC-land. Meanwhile, let’s ALL chip in to get Steve a lifetime’s supply of Bean-O!

Today’s Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

(whoops! Forgot to post this HERE this afternoon!)

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06/15/2016 09:00.24 PM Report This Comment
Calling all pigs! 6-14-16
Or is that Pigs? I think Bee Gee(55) is onto something: I also thought is was "hog calling". And I ain't no hog! Either way, we both refuse to pop any weasels. Messy ... Mallow(48) doesn't need to call her hog, since she's usually riding around on it. *snicker* ... Luvbug(48) reminds us all of the importance of donating blood. And you never know who may need it. Or when.

Ana(50) can see clearly to salute her flag on Flag Day ... Steve(61) is taking no chances on getting messy while the weasel pops. He's doing bourbon shots and hiding the chocolate ... GTt(40) tells the tale (tail?) of the Peregrine Persey being out on the town all night. Purrhaps he's learning bad Catty Shack habits already? Leave the monkeyshines to our resident monkey boy. (That would be Steve, for you not-in-the-know),

Mudcat(65) seems to have some trouble telling her pigs from her weasels. Hint: weasels go "pop!" and pigs go "oink!". And probably taste better on the bbq. Yipe! ... Tuck(59) demonstrates the "it's all fun & games til someone gets hurt" rule, monkeying around until he & Dot both need some medicinal bourbon. Mmm hmm.

Plenty of really short long drives today:
1st - Mudcat, 65. Can't tell her pig from her weasel. Hahhaa! That's funny!
2nd - Steve, 61. Staying clean around the creepy weasel.
3rd - Tucker, 59. Save some of that "medicinal" bourbon for the rest of us!

And Gracie gets to make some monkeyshine down in the cart barn. Moon shine, monkeyshine, whatever. If it comes from the still it's all good.

I'm not changing my
name to "Hog". Sorry

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06/14/2016 01:14.03 PM Report This Comment
Pig callers?
I thought that was "hog" callers... Mom has lots of practice calling the Pig. Maybe I should say "yelling at" the Pig. haha... That's how he got his name. Sorta. When he was monkeying around on the curtains and mom was having trouble trying to spit out "Pixie" which WAS his name, Then she tried yelling his nickname which was Pig's Eye. She finally just yelled "PIG!". And it stuck. *snicker*

Sorry, I'm not popping any weasels, you'll have to find somebody else for that. I think it could get messy. I'd need at least 55 shots of bourbon to even consider it.

Bee Gee

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06/14/2016 06:28.45 AM Report This Comment
Monday recap
A moment please for Aurora on her crossing anniversary.How rude you share it with weed your garden day.What is a weed? A weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. -Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Mudcat (67) knows we're ALL full of plenty of fertilizer :)

Luvbug (47) is inviting us all for a smack down. Yay!! I always wanted to see one of them up close and purrsonal. Whoa-not that close.

Mallowicious (53) Takes "weeding" to a whole new level.She plants,not picks.

Haley seems to be hoping for a loser score with her 52. Wait til she finds out what else the loser has to do today.

I score a 55,and have my 101 suggestions on how to trim and care for you garden. You see....its closely resembles purrsonal hygeine. All that picking and plotting and manscaping. Ummm...landscaping I mean,sort of.

Wild jungle cat GTt (49) sleeps with the weeds. Its like sleeping with the fishes,only not as ghastly.

And Tuck (54) likes his weeds in a catpot cigar form :) Goes well with the "beverages"

Scores (yes,small crowd again)
1st with a 47 Luvbug
2nd with 49 GTt
3rd with 52 Haley

Losers: Mudcat with 67,and ME with 55-yikes!


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06/13/2016 01:02.30 PM Report This Comment
Pushing & shoving in the crowded nest! 6-12-16
I think most of you can relate to that! Luvbug claims his crowded nest is very loving. Will you still think so when they want a share of your winnings after you're dealt a 49? Mallow gets a losing 52 but that doesn't stop her from celebrating the fact that after the kids left, her mom filled the empty nest with kitties! Hooray! April has another loser with that 65, and hopes her crowded nest doesn't blow out of the cat tree with the wind that came up.

Mimi is also in the losing column with a 75, but doesn't care, since her crowded nest is made of red roses. Thornless, I hope. GTt arrives with a fresh & mostly unmarked deck, and a new family card player. PD has been fired *gasp* for card incompetency and replaced with "FairPlay" Persey, who draws a winner of 59 on his first official day at the table. Tucker has a losing 64, but also doesn't care as he hands out peanut better cookies to HIS crowded nest & heads over to the tadpole hunt. And Bee Gee knows where the tadpoles are: in the hot tub with her and her winning 54! She borrows a red rose from Mimi's crowded nest and does a happy dance.

So, win a few, lose a few in the crowded nest edition of 9-Lives: Winners: Luvbug, Persey, & Bee Gee. Losers: Mallow, April, Mimi, & Tucker. There will be a pushing & shoving match to determine who gets the put. Winners? On your marks, get set - oh forget it. An even 3-way split, and now, everyone to the tadpole hot-tub races!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Bee Gee, out of the hot tub,
the tadpoles need some room!

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06/12/2016 01:54.05 PM Report This Comment
Making Lives Beautiful at Catty Shack 6-11-16
The catties have completed their warm-up stretches and file out to the putting greens to see who has the best aim. A. Fang(52/7) reminds us again not to drink Rosé and drive, but remember, Luvbug said it's okay to drink & putt ... Moji(52/7) remembers to tee up a Barbie head for Doll Day, then sits down for some corn on the cob, German chocolate cake, and a big glass of rosé. Careful, you don't want to look like Mikey! (Or Mr. Sniff) *snicker* ... The Angels(48/12) are enjoying the beautiful life with clear skies.

J.C.(70/7) shares his disappointment over learning the "bombs" are really just pants for door knobs, and heads off to drown his sorrow in something called "gin rosé". He wants to find out how high can butterflies fly ... Persey(50/5) seems to think this is "Take Your Catty To Lunch" day. Ah heck, why not. Let's ALL go to lunch! We can start with the butterfly appetizers ... Dot(75/12) is demonstrating temperance by enjoying some corn on the cob & a big chunk of German chocolate cake, but passes on the rosé.

Second place is crowded with 7s today, as A. Fang, Moji, and J.C. all try to fit on the podium. Persey is all alone in first place with his 5, and third place is shared by the Angels & Dot. So, once again, there is no one unaccounted for. Nobody to pick up all the Barbie heads, but I'm sure there will be a volunteer to tend the still. Maybe Ol' Toothy will enjoy going bobbing for Barbie heads?

I brought my snorkel for Jacques Cousteau Day
but don't expect me to take a dip in the hazard!

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06/11/2016 02:18.34 PM Report This Comment
6.10 Black Cow Day with 'Nip
Share your catnip and a black cows with a best friend today.

Luvbug (53) enjoying his under 100 scores and kicks back with a tankard of Black Cow... *slurp*
Aw thanks so much A. mallow for that fantastic ew brew "mad Jack Hard Root Beer". We have loaded extra in the Clubhouse fridge because her 52 cans of brew won't last long.
Steve has stops complaining about the cold... finally and decided his greatest talent is twirling 60 beef jerky sticks.
GTt has her little bag packed for the cart barn and a 6 pack of that mad Jack RB. A 39 score just doesn't make it. The beautiful mim with 69 decided to BBQ black angus steak herbed by her black catty, JC. She's a fan of the m.. RB.
Ana is second lowest with 44
Tuck's 58 helped calm his nerves along with help from the "Herb of the Day" and once again that ma Jack RB. Prepping for hard weened are we?
Click-click BeeGee arrived with iced catnip in one paw while whacking 57 ballpoint pens around and under the stove where she keeps them. Click-Click.
Not sure about N-Gin... but we have BBQ steak and plenty of new brew

Free (hick) mad jack Hard Root Beer for all... and free comments too. Purrs from PD Budd
1st- BBQ mimi & JC with 69
(Bring your own forks)
2nd- Steve the( sort of) Jerk
3rd- Tuck 58 off on the Weekend
Bye-Bye GTt off to the cart barn 39 !

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06/10/2016 04:31.20 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Oh,the agony!!!! The first recap got deleted by a computer glitch. Its ain't pretty here folks. So....we start again....
Hoola for moola around the coola day!Sounds SO much easier than playing cards for money,this we can actually do,and do well. Shake the money maker while gnawing on some jerky,both ends will get in on the action.Speaking of action,Its Donald Duck day-the quacker who never wears pants. Bet he can hoola like no other.

Luvbug (54) gets a bit misty (no,not the weather) thinking of the upcoming crossing dates of his furblings. You still have us Bug!

Mallow (53)talked to the big guy,and did her job so well,we're all freezing our fur off. If we're this cold,imagine how Donald the duck feels

April is going into hiding with her 56 to avoid the prowling 40's.

I score a 50,and say why hoola when you can be a jerk-y. We all have a calling in life.

Tuck's calling is to entertain his twins (44)and NOT showing us his shimmy show. *whew*

Mudcat (57) hoolas around the pole -its as cold as a coola.Just don't get any important parts stuck to the cold metal-ouch.

GTt(44) had Donald on her frozen mind....Both Donalds-the duck and the cluck. Wonder if the duck will run for president too.

BG-are you happy now??? Are you happy with your 52??? She's as happy as a cat with strawberry rhubarb pie with jerky sprinkles on top.

1st-tie with GTt and Tuck with 44
2nd with 50-ME
3rd with 52 BG

Losers: Mudcat with 57,and April with 56


Please don't eat my recap,please don't eat my recap....and..I'll press add comment. Here we go,fingers crossed

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06/09/2016 01:46.30 PM Report This Comment
6/8/16 - "♫ People let me tell ya
‘bout my Best Friends …”

Since we are celebrating Best Friends Day today at the Catty Shack, it seems appropriate.

First, there’s Luvbug who is thinking about one of his Best Friends, Angel Fang who is now cattying as an Angel. And helping Luvbug get a 56 (=11). Angel Mallow has a couple of crossing anniversaries coming up, including … her own. Highly unusual, but then so is she. A 59 (=14) and in honour of Upsy Daisy Day she passes out Vodka Daisy Cocktails to all. Mimi loves daisies, especially in fermented form and she putts a 64 (=10) and then toasts to Best Friends, absent & not so absent.

Steve comes in with a 55 (=10) and implores Mallow to use her pull with friends in high places to turn the heat back on. Gracie T-t, meanwhile shoots a 45 (=9) and keeps warm by going Upsy Daisy on her cat tree. Ooops! Engine is celebrating Name Your Poison Day and the name of the poison is Fermented Fish Heads. 66 (=12) proof!!

Tucker has a 49 (=13) and also has a crossing day for his canine Best Friend coming up (last June WAS a tough one for the Shackers, wasn’t it?) He feels like hanging out with his pals around the still. BeeGee puts her best grump on because with a 72 (=9), it’s obvious that things have gone Upsy Daisy around her place. Mallow, turn the heat DOWN, she says! And Surprise, April, you may have been late but Ye Olde Common ‘Tater is later so your 54 (=9) gets on the board.

And here’s the wrapup ~
1st – Gracie T-t, BeeGee and April, all with 9
2nd – Mimi & Steve with 10
3rd – Luvbug and his 11

And off to the still to make more Vodka Daisys goes Mallow, she’d better make 14 of them!

Well that’s it, a mixed bag of scores today but the same group of Best Friends.

Taking a bow, your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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06/08/2016 02:56.14 PM Report This Comment
Looks like a full house today! 6-7-16
Maybe a card game will break out in the lounge later. Luvbug(52) tells us the June bugs are related to the beetles. Can anyone name a few (or even one) of the June Bugs greatest hits? ... Sounds like Mallow(61) might need some help corralling her catty, who is a big June Bug groupie! ... Ana Banana(64) is just in time to help make some banana splits for the catty shackers.

Let's all try to keep Steve(58) occupied so he stays away from the chocolate ice cream. Maybe set up the video recorder and tell him we're making a film about his life. His life AWAY from chocolate ice cream ... Tuck(58) emerges from the dark ages in time for the Salting of the Slugs. You KNEW there was a reason to be enlightened ... GTt(58) joins in the "58" Club at Catty Shack today. At least we have you all corralled in the same paragraph.

Mimi(72) likes to save her salt for meowgarits, I'll bet. Let the slugs get their own! So, no June bug sprinkles on your ice cream, I take it? ... Engine(70) comes back from obscurity to deliver some Glow Worm Goulash. To accompany the June bugs & slugs, no doubt. (Hope your ailing fursib is feeling better) ... And finally Bee Gee(63) is bemoaning the fact she missed the Festival of Popular Delusions back on Sunday. Maybe we can host a revival one day this week!

Hot long driving at the catty shack:
1st - Mimi, 72, happily handing out June bug buzzers.
2nd - Engine, 70, with lightening bug lanterns for night golf.
3rd - Ana, 64, she can see clearly now (NOT one of the June Bugs greatest hits!)

And the lone loser today is Luvbug, but since no one is allowed solo in the still stall (for safety reasons, of course...) you will be accompanied by that whole middle paragraph I mentioned earlier. Don't you feel special now?

We'll be showing a sneak preview of
"The Steve Story" in the lounge later!

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06/07/2016 01:17.49 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Small group here today,too much pawtying and moonshine over the weekend? Who's gonna be our DD to drive to the drive-in movie? Maybe we can catch the matinee and get a discount. Wonder why the drive in never has a matinee.....
Oh well,thank God it Monday said no one ever,except for Mudcat(72) who likes the new start. Must have had a little too much moonshine too,she's getting all philosophical on us now.

Luvbug (52) demonstrates how yo-yo you can go-go. Never got the hang of that missile of pain on a string. The string is more fun.

Mallow (64) has had LOADS of experience in a drive in. What happens at the drive in production booth stays at the drive in projection booth. *wink,wink*

Ana (65) doesn't need the drama of the movies,she gets her kicks on sunny skies.

I score a 61 in almost winter-like weather. I'm ALL about the drive-in,especially the snack counter and the 8 dollar popcorn.

And last in Tuck (62) is speaking in tongues (Russian to be exact) telling us what he REALLY feels about Monday.

Scores: told ya there were few of us
1st with 52 Luvbug
2nd with 61 me
3rd with 62 Tuck

Losers: Mudcat with 72,and Ana (65) and Mallow (64) I had to include you in there Mallow,didn't want you being all alone.


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06/06/2016 01:14.33 PM Report This Comment
Moonshine Madness! 6-5-16
Sounds like we'll be doing some celebrating at the still later. :-) Luvbug won't be celebrating his cards though. That 55 puts him in the mood for a moonshine medley. And not to be outdone in the loser brigade, Mallow boasts a 65, and will be getting in line for her own moonshine moment. The Angels are losing too with a 70, but they don't care since they have lightening bugs to give their patio that tropical torch mood. Goes well with moonshine too.

Oh ugh. Bad news from the Tucker bunch. Dad didn't flick a tick in time and now has Lyme. We hope it was diagnosed early and won't become the nightmare we hear it can be. Maybe you can help with the Dr. bills with your winning 69 today. Taste-tester Mudcat brings a winner to the table too, a 72. Not that she cares, she's more concerned with sampling every variety of moonshine she can lay her little claws on. And GTt is having a black-out moment. But she loves the rain, and her garden loves the rain, and even her score loves the rain. It's a loser, 68, but she loves moonshine in the rain (who doesn't?) so losing is fine.

Hmm, only two winners today. Mimi & her moonshine samples, and Tucker & his tick attack. Well, his DAD'S tick attack! Maybe you can let him borrow your flea & tick gunk. We can all chip in and get him a flea collar. Was he out deer wrestling or something? See what happens when you get too close to Mother Nature? Mom says outdoors and sunshine are highly overrated!

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Maybe after the Moonshine Madness Medley we
can gather for some hot air balloon fun!

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06/05/2016 12:44.20 PM Report This Comment
Hug Your Cat Day 6-4-16
That's good advice, because you never know which hug may be your last. *sniff sniff sniffle* Thank you all for your gentle words for Grunt. She deserves them. She was truly unique.

A. Fang(58/13) reminds us not to drink and drive. Is it okay to drink and putt? ... Moji(60/6) remembers it's Barbie head day for catties, and heads off to enjoy some apples & cheesecake. Or something like that ... Haley(64/10) is muggied! That's her story & she's sticky to it! *heh heh*

Persey(53/8) is celebrating Old Maid's day with GTt. Does this mean she's getting her game ready for tomorrow? ... J.C.(71/8) gets a hug from his mom before he & Mimi head out to enjoy the mud. Mudcat and all, you know ... And Dot(65/11) is looking forward to her homecoming hug as she grabs some cheese from the buffet for Tuck *aww* and heads to her casa.

Wow, we got one Old Maid in the group today, and it's Dot! All others accounted for in the recap round-up:
1st - Moji, 6. Thanks for remembering Grunt. She'll be hard to forget.
2nd - Tie, Persey & J.C., 8. Mud & cognac, nice combo. *coff*
3rd - Haley, 10. Don't get stuck in the mug!

And out to the cart barn goes Fang, maybe you can still us up some more of that cognac Persey is hoarding.

Trail days on the prairie.
Is that like happy trails??

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06/04/2016 12:39.33 PM Report This Comment
6.3 Repeat Furiday, Again... and again
We'll let LuvBug have his 100 this tiAlexander McCall Smithe. But just don't repeat it, again.
N-Gin Brought us a non-repeating treat of Dragonfly Doughnuts and 66 Deviled Ducks.Thanks.
A. Mallow repeats, again with her fat 56.
Help is required for Steve who has a big itch. If anyone can get it off he'll share his 68 donut holes.
Our MiMi is off on a personal flea search. She found 69 and they are so getting away too... Could they be the caue of Steve's itch? You are to official 'scratcher" here.
GTt with 62 has no coMpalints (really?).
Tuck with 69 and no repeats want lots of fish & chips today... but what to drink, tuck?
Ana enjoys repeated clouds, thunder booMers 62 tiMes.
Sadly, BG and her faMily are experiencing a wicked repeat... in March one in teh faMily passed and now Grunt is gone with kidney disease.
Please allow the faMily tiMe and privacy for a while.
Well, on that sad note I will close by declaring winners and losers
1st - LuvBug with 100
2nd - MiMi & Tuck have 69 repeats
3rd - Steve 68 donut holes
Cart barn Mallow 56

I repeat as a non-golfing coMMenter PD Budd

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06/03/2016 04:40.21 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
The long and winding rocky road
that leads to the CS door
with a cherry on top
we'll be hungry no more.
I like my version of the song,it has food in it. So let me get this straight-we all call each other Bubba? How do we know who we're talking to? Its like talking to yourself ( which is not a bad thing,I do it all the time)

Luvbug (54) takes the rocky road less traveled as he carefully avoids the questionables in the sand traps.

You can take Mallow (55) out of the country,but you can't take the country out of Mallow as she tees off with her chicken drumstick. A little spit ain't hurt no one.

I climb a rocky road,and slip down a slippery slope to score a 70. Thats it for all that work?

Haley doesn't have to work at all for her 58,it just comes naturally

Speaking of natural,we all need to observe Mudcat (70) in her natural environment-the mud and rain.

GTt (59) sets up a picnic with her rotisserie chicken,and all others that would like to join them. We'll leave you two crazy kids alone.

Tuck (70) is dancing in the rain with his chicken,while BG (65) is on round worm round up duty.She scares me a little (a lot) sometimes.

And...Engine!(67) scoots in,in the Bubba Burger bus and cools things down with mice-al-a-mode and pressed possum.

1st with a 54 Luvbug
2nd with 55 Mallow
3rd with 58 Haley

Losers: 3 way tie with Mudcat,Tuck and ME with a 70,and Engine with 67. The cart barn is THE place to be!


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06/02/2016 02:09.47 PM Report This Comment
6/1/16 - Say Something Nice Day
Mom was NOT in the spirit of that just a second ago when her Word program spazzed up while trying to start this recap. For shame, mother, for shame!

Why, you should be more like Luvbug, who celebrates Dare Day by daring to say something nice. 54 (=9) somethings nice in fact. Then there’s Mallow, who heard it’s Oscar the Grouch’s birthday (right after her own, coincidence? I think not!) and gathers up 57 (=12) of her grouchiest friends to head over for a Grouch-In. Ab, meanwhile, is a very cool cat with 54 (=9)

Mimi has 70 (=7) reasons to Say Something Nice, it’s a lovely day and she has NO complaints at all! Tucker is celebrating Go Barefoot Day by running through the grass. A 57 (=12) for him. Engine says (and brings!) something nice .. she has 68 (=14) servings of Firefly Stir Fry! This day just gets better and better!

Steve is multi-tasking today, he’s Going Barefoot and using it as an opportunity to look for flipped coins in the grass. So far he’s found 66 (=12), that’s enough to send BeeGee to the big birthday Grouch-in at Oscar’s. He would love to see the matchup! Gracie T-t thinks it might finally be summer and has 60 (=6) good reasons for that notion.

And what’s this, NO BeeGee? I think she headed off early to Oscar’s house for that Grouch-in! So for the rest of us here at Catty Shack, the putting day results are:

1st – Gracie T-t who says 6 nice things
2nd – Mimi, who is thankful for 7 things
3rd – Luvbug and Ab, who dare to be 9 kinds of cool!

Off to the cart barn today is Engine, with 14.

Signing out and saying something nice, your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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06/01/2016 12:57.56 PM Report This Comment
Hi Catty Shack part 1
Pig - Not looking forwards to summer as it hasn't even started yet and they are forecasting triple digits by THursday. Yikes!

Monthly for June
Aquarium Month, Fight the Filthy Fly Month, LGBTQIA Pride Month, National Accordion Awareness Month, National Adopt a Shelter Cat Month, National Fresh Fruit and Vegetables Month, National Candy Month, National Camping Month,
National Country Cooking Month, National Dairy Month, National Great Outdoors Month, National Iced Tea Month, National Papaya Month, National Soul Food Month, Rose Month, Turkey Lovers Month,

Antiphospholipid Antibody Syndrome (APS) Awareness Month, Audio Book Appreciation Month, Black Music Month, Cancer From The Sun Month, Caribbean-American Heritage Month, Celibacy Awareness Month, Child Vision Awareness Month,
Children's Awareness Month, Corn and Cucumber Month, Dairy Alternative Month, Effective Communications Month, Entrepreneurs "Do It Yourself" Marketing Month, Fireworks Safety Month, International Childhood Cancer Awareness Month,
International Men's Month, International Surf Music Month, Lane Courtesy Month, National Aphasia Awareness Month, National Bathroom Reading Month, National Migraine Awareness Month, National Rivers Month, National Safety Month,
National Smile Month, National Steakhouse Month, Perennial Gardening Month, Potty Training Awareness Month, Professional Wellness Month, Rebuild Your Life Month, Sports America Kids Month, Student Safety Month, Women's Golf Month,
World Infertility Month, National Seafood Month, National Frozen Yogurt Month

Week 1:
National Sun Safety Week
Fishing Week

Week 2:
Pet Appreciation Week
National Business Etiquette Week
International Clothesline Week
National Headache Awareness Week
National Automotive Service Professionals Week
Email Week

Week 3:
National Flag Week
Men's Health Week
US Open Golf Championship
Duct Tape Days

Week 4:
Carpenter Ant Awareness Week
Universal Father's Week
Fish Are Friends, Not Food! Week
Lightning Safety Awareness Weekend
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05/31/2016 08:04.49 PM Report This Comment
Save your hearing! 5-31-16
May is finally over and now we head into the heat of summer. NOBODY HERE was thinking upon that, and yet the temps will be growing. We are warming up our collection of swear words to describe how we feel about it, so cover your ears if you want to save your earing! I can't tell if Luvbug(53) is looking forward to summer, or just warning us that it's coming ... Mallow shares the "legendary" 53 with Luvbug. If you'd been using complete (and coherent) sentences we'd all know WHY that's a legendary number. See Steve & he'll give you some lessons in proper "Ohio-ese". *snicker*

Engine arrives in the Burger Bus just five minutes after friday-ago. It's weird but it's a complete sentence. She's brought us 70 frozen Miami Lice to pre-quench our summer thirst ... It seems April(68) thinks she's in for some cooler weather. I got some bad news for you girl! ... Housequeen GTt has been so harsh on poor PD's piggy bank he refuses to play cards any more, so now the designated gambler for the Budds is Persey ... Going for the single-sentence record for bad words, Mimi manages to fit 70 in there! Way to swear! If we kept a swear jar around the clubhouse, we'd ALL be broke!

Tucker is so upset the weekend is over he grabs 69 of those 70 frozen lice and leaves us ONE to argue over! How thoughtful ... Bee Gee is no competition for Mimi in the swear-words-in-one-sentence contest. She only manages to fit 42 in hers. Nice try though. Step right up to the swear jar! ... And better late than never, Steve(72) is thinking upon a longer tail. Think again. And again. And again....

Let's send BG and her frigid 42 off to the still to warm up before we take a look at the longest drivers today.
1st - Steve & his thought upon long tail, 72.
2nd - Tie, Engine & Mimi, 70 ways to swear at frozen lice.
3rd - Tucker, scooping up all but one of those tasty little lice, 69.

And that's the way they drove 'em in today.

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE'S TEAM ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/31/2016 01:04.40 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Happy Memorial day!! We gather to not only honor those currently serving their country,and those who have served in the past,but we gather to remember Mallow's (51) Adopty day and BD!!! Figures she would have a BD on a day overloaded with hamburgers and hotdogs and fireworks,so eat,drink and be Mallowiscious.

Luvbug starts off Mallowfest 2016 with 50 mint juleps. Guaranteed to keep your breath minty fresh for days after the hangover.

The Angels start their Memorial Day on the wet and wild side with a 63.

Mudcat (61),another one under the rainy weather slip and slides her way to the course. She's like the USPS-thru rain,heat and snow...

Tuck brings his twins (66) to the pawty. The more,the hairier!

GTt(70) our newest COTD winner tries (unsuccessfully) to shirk her COTD duties of picking up the tab. Ohhhh....a holiday,and BD pawty tab,this one will be a killer.

I score a late 68. Better late than never. I do my ecological duty by watering everything I can see-the trees,the flowers,the grass. Some call it marking my territory,I call it recycling the water.

And BG (48)....comes dragging in her own sprinkler for CS fun in the sun. Every bad/good decision ever made starts with a sprinkler,and the statement "here,hold my beverage".

1st with 48 BG
2nd with 50 Luvbug
3rd with 51 BD girl Mallow

Losers:GTt with 70,and ME with 68. Hot time in the cart barn tonight!


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/30/2016 09:30.49 AM Report This Comment
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