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Hi! My name is Stanley

I am Domestic Longhair from Currently unknown, AE

Nicknames: Stannie, Stan, Stan The Man

Age: 20 years old

Gender: M

Coat: long haired

Education: For my old age I'm still active, I once jumped through an open window into a bath full of water. I was not pleased (I didn't realise there was water there!) but it was certianly a spectacular stunt.

My favorite tricks and treats are: None. I'm kinda stupid in that way, but clever enough when I want something... and I love to be allowed on the beds or the chair. Which I rarely am.

Where I hang out: On the beds, or under them. I'm a lazy pig.

My favorite grubs: Whiskas! Or anything I can get my paws on. I've been known to eat pizza, cheese, pasta, bread and McDonalds.

My pet peeves: I HATE people I don't know. Especially the old ladies of the neighbourhood who fawn over me- I have neither the time nor the patience for them.

What I love about my owners: My owner, eh? Well. Her optimism is a good thing. But sometimes I don't feel like getting up at the crack of dawn to greet the new day. She's a very happy girl. TOO happy. Too chirpy for my liking. Maybe if I was 60 cat years younger we'd get along better.

My cat hobbies: I like to hide behind the garden wall and jump Rottweilers. They're afraid of me. My owner is too, I'm an old battleaxe.

Pet motto: "Sleep! And if that fails... sleep some more!"