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American Shorthair from <a href=' richey/club-members.aspx' title='port richey, FL'>port richey, FL</a>


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Active within 3286 Days

Hi! My name is Patches

I am an American Shorthair from port richey, FL

Nicknames: Patcisimo

Age: 22 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: The neighborhood remains free of those fluffy tailed rats that infest the trees.

My favorite tricks and treats are: Tricks?! You surely did not address that comment to me. and Braised dove, or in a pinch Blue Jay will do.

Where I hang out: The soft top of a beautiful, green Caddilac

My favorite grubs: Lightly sauted chicken in a light cream sauce. Follwed by Avian water and lemon sorbe.

My pet peeves: I care for those that show proper tribute.

What I love about my owners: She does not take more than her given share of the bedding.

My cat hobbies: Wine tasting, Fine dining, Opera (Eurpoean, not that American drivel)

Pet motto: Dress your part.

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How We Met

I have never been anything otehr than the owener. Foolish questions. I was born of poor immigrants who were working the mean farms rows of tenament. My human came to visit when I was very young and I decided at that time that she had potential and have been living full time with her to ensure her proper training.

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I've had 580 friends visit me.

I'm the 9,319th member on

39 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
Ur Pic.
U should get a better pic of ur pet so we can c him better.

Come visit me, Fluffy, Sammy, Mr. Miagi & Lexi.

12/28/2007 08:31.50 AM Report This Comment
Merry Christmas..................
Dear Mr Patches, I like your pic! Are you staring at a bug in the picture? You look very focused. I am new here. Come by soon. I gave you a vote.

Come visit me, Trixie~ off line ~~.

12/20/2007 04:24.54 PM Report This Comment
Morning Patches !!
Hiya Patches~ How have you been? Have'nt heard from you in a while. What you going to do for Thanksgiving? All the kitties on C.C are invites to attend "Marshmellows Thanksgiving FeasT"!! Its gonna be awesome! We hope you come too! We are gonna watch Momma feed the ducks & the birds. Have a happy day. Purrrss & a vote. *Tilly*

Come visit me, Gretchen-we miss you Muf !, Cougar, Squeaky - You are so loved & missed........., " Tilly " & Omar- Miss my Mom Muf-RIP.

11/15/2007 04:15.09 AM Report This Comment
Hi! <3
I left a vote at your doorstep! Be sure to visit us! <3

Come visit me, Joey & Charcoal ( please vote for me).

11/10/2007 11:17.52 AM Report This Comment
Handsome Dude
Hey Patches--You are a handsome dude!! Are you still an outside cat? Stop by & tell me about it. I love making new friends. Catnip dreams & a vote. ~~Cubby~~

Come visit me, Cubby, Marshmellow, Lemmi, Scruff, Punkie & Muf--RIP sweet one 3/28/2010.

10/01/2007 05:22.19 PM Report This Comment
Hi my friend!
Hi Patches~~You are a handsome kitty!! Our brother, Scruffy is 13 too!! We just came from visiting Morris & Fireheart & we wanted to meet you too!! We love your profile writing, so very funny!! Stop by & visit anytime, we love making new friends. A vote too.Big Purrs.....Marshmellow

Come visit me, Cubby, Marshmellow, Lemmi, Scruff, Punkie & Muf--RIP sweet one 3/28/2010.

09/04/2007 03:32.59 AM Report This Comment
Hey Patches
Welcome to The Cat Channel. Stop by sometime for a saucer of milk or some catnip tea is good. You would be welcome. Here's a vote from us. Big purrs to ya. >^..^<

Come visit me, Tiger Man (aka Spider Man), Baby Boo & Duffus.

07/09/2007 08:11.42 PM Report This Comment
Hi Patches! Welcome to the club. You get a vote from me! Have a great night! ♥ Love, Misty

Come visit me, In Loving Memory of China 10/16/87-12/31/03, Misty Blue & In Loving Memory of Storm (4/19/07-2/2/14).

07/09/2007 06:34.36 PM Report This Comment
High Class
You have a very distinguished taste for the finer things in life! We enjoy your wit. We just wanted to stop by and say hi! Welcome to cat channel. Hope we can be friends. Here is a vote for you from all of us! - George, Raider, Groucho, Tabasco and Simon - The Boys

Come visit me, Raider, Groucho, Tabasco, Simon, The Boys & George.

07/09/2007 09:53.03 AM Report This Comment
just stopped by too say welcome and too give you a vote purrs and meows just for you

Come visit me, Charrmaun.

07/08/2007 08:09.15 PM Report This Comment

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