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Hi! My name is Emery
I am an American Shorthair from Glenolden, PA
Nicknames: Emmy-Em and Vulture
Age: 18 years old
Coat: short haired
Education: 1. I tell my mommy when I want my "Fat Belly" song, with a special meow. After she says, "fall out," I fall-out on the floor, like someone just killed me. While mommy sings the song, she must rub my belly while singing; after singing she must kiss my neck and belly; and rub me on the top of the head, while saying, "Babby & Mommy." I then get up and leisurely walk away. When daddy tries to do it, I slap him in the face, because he doesn't sing the "Fat Belly" song.
2. I can jump up to the ceiling and touch it.
3. I keep my 3 wives in line at all times.
4. I'm supposed to be 11, but I know I'm only 3.
My favorite tricks and treats are: 1. I play fetch.
2. All I have to do is sit and just look at my wives when they are unruly, and they go sit down and be quiet.
3. I can jump and touch the ceiling.
4. I force mommy and my wives to do my will. and Beef flavored, Whiskas Temptations.
Where I hang out: 1. With my mommy.
2. The coat closet.
3. On mommy's lap when she's on the computer.
4. Away from daddy, I mean step-dad.
My favorite grubs: Human food
My pet peeves: 1. When either of my 2 wives makes my youngest wife Tawni scream.
2. If anyone gets on my nerves (except mommy), I'll slap them in the face, wives and daddy included.
3. When mommy gives me medicine.
4. My step-dad.
What I love about my owners: She's and my wives are my slaves.
My cat hobbies: 1. Reign over my kingdom from the bedroom of my wives and I--yes we have our own bedroom; and be near mommy.
2. Chase my 3 wives around at high speeds through our tunnel that goes from the kitchen to the bedroom.
3. Sleep on my mouse couch at night.
Pet motto: If you want to stay young, have 3 wives to run after at high speeds everyday.