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Lucy

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Hi! My name is Lucy

I am a Bombay from Carmel, IN

Nicknames: Lucykins

Age: 7 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: Runs and jumps through objects

My favorite tricks and treats are: Gives "kitten kisses" and Greenies

Where I hang out: My Mom's bed

My favorite grubs: chicken breasts

My pet peeves: Vistors who ignore me!

What I love about my owners: She loves me sooo much!

My cat hobbies: Play in the bathtub with my toys

Pet motto: "I LOVE LUCY!"

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How We Met

I met a friend at the pet store to meet a special kitten she had seen a week earlier. These kittens were there from an animal shelter. I was immediately attracted to the same kitten my friend was. After holding her and bonding immediately I knew I had to adopt her. When I look down to see the name the shelter had given her the tag read "Lil Sis". Sis was the name of my cat and best friend of 19 years I had lost just 2 years earlier! Now I understood why we had such and instant connection!

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I've had 1723 friends visit me.

I'm the 15,957th member on CatChannel.com.

128 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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Hi Lucy!
Remember me? Angel Louie! I've got my angel buddy Buster staying with me now, so we're the Angel Boys! :) How have you been? All recuperated from your bladder stones? Boy, was that ever scary! You looking forward to H'ween? It's getting brrr here at night now, into the 20's. Sure glad I won't be out trick or treating! Haha! Meow back when you can.

Purrs
Angel Louie

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10/27/2011 08:55.18 PM Report This Comment
Final Feline Ailments
LAP FUNGUS DISORDER

Symptoms: Having taken over a human lap, the cat proceeds to spread in all planes. This may be accompanied by secondary symptoms such as high volume purring, dribbling, kneading and snoring. The condition is highly contagious and several fungoid cats may infest a lap simultaneously.

Treatment: Topical treatment with proprietary anti-fungals is ineffective. Prompt treatment (as per Irritable Lap Syndrome) is required to alleviate the worst symptoms although in a number of cats, such treatment actually exasperates the condition. This disorder manifests itself periodically through the affected cat's life and there is no long-term cure.

SMURGLING

Symptoms: Varied: sucking at clothing, owner's earlobes/ nose/fingers/skin, drooling, glazed expression. Often accompanied by kneading and high volume purring.

Treatment: Ultimately incurable. It is possible to remove smurglable items from around the cat. The ailment may be transmitted to humans in the form of large laundry bills, misshapen clothing and chapped skin.

GREEBLINGZ

Symptoms: Random dashes to helter-skelter running through house in pursuit of unseen prey. Greeblingz are believed to be non-visible entities and some authorities have linked them to UFO sightings or feel that they may be diminutive other-dimensional beings. Cats suffering from greeblingz typically have wild-eyed expressions. There is a minor danger of greeblingz attaching themselves to humans; if a cat tackles such greeblingz, injury to humans may result. A very few cats are naturally immune.

Treatment: None known. Anti-epileptics are ineffective as the condition appears unrelated to other forms of seizure. Avoid getting in the way of a cat engaged in greebling hunting. Attacks usually subside spontaneously, perhaps as greeblingz return to their own dimension. These irritating creatures are not visible to human eyes, but no doubt the superior sight and hearing of cats enables them to see them.

These are all the feline ailments I have in my files, but I'll bet many of you know of some of your own!

Rocky

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10/24/2011 08:28.18 AM Report This Comment
More Feline Ailments
NON SPECIFIC INSECT INFESTATION (also NONSPECIFIC SPIDER INFESTATION)

Symptoms: A disorder more prevalent among outdoor-going cats and cats with access to attics and basements. Symptoms range from minor (the odd greenfly in tail, money-spider on fur) to severe (entire ecosystems of insects living on cat, spider webs spun between ears/whiskers, cat so weighed down with spider webs that it has difficulty walking).

Treatment: Minor symptoms can be treated by simply removing the infesting agent (aphid, ladybug, spider, etc.) and combing webs out of fur. If the cat suffers recurrent or severe symptoms an exercise regime is highly recommended since highly mobile cats appear to attract fewer greenfly (research into this factor continues).

IRRITABLE LAP SYNDROME

Symptoms: The cat appears unable to settle comfortably on laps, instead treading, kneading, rearranging itself, fidgeting, vocalizing, getting up and turning around, falling off lap and getting back on again, attacking magazines, needlework, computer keyboard, telephone, etc.

Treatment: Immediate treatment is essential. Drop whatever you are doing (literally if need be) and give 100% attention to the sufferer, otherwise symptoms may escalate and become quite distressing to the lap-owner. Only prolonged attention will cure an attack of Irritable Lap Syndrome. Like Collapsible Legs this syndrome is incurable, although attacks may be effectively treated as and when they occur.

More tomorrow!
Rocky

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10/23/2011 08:35.02 AM Report This Comment
Feline Ailments
Having conquered cat flu, triumphed over tapeworm and braved behavioral quirks, it is time to focus attention on some oft-observed, but little-documented, afflictions of cats.

COLLAPSIBLE LEGS

Symptoms: The affected cat places one side of its head on the ground as though cheek-marking the concrete, carpet, etc. After several such maneuvers, the legs on that side of the cat suddenly collapse, leaving the cat waggling its feet in the air.

Treatment: This involves placing the palm of one hand on the exposed belly and rubbing gently. There are side-effects though some feline sufferers attack the rubbing hand while others recover spontaneously, often after prolonged treatment. This condition is probably incurable and any cat which requires prolonged treatment after an attack will most likely suffer repeated attacks of collapsible legs throughout its lifetime.

SNUDGING

Symptoms: The affected cat repeatedly headbutts any available part of a readily available human and turns its head slightly so that the lips and cheek are rubbed against legs, arms, clothing, etc. This condition gets its name from a contraction of the phrase "soggy nudging." Snudging may well be a form of excessive scent-marking. A bad attack can result in soggy clothing.

Treatment: Give the sufferer lavish affection. Most attacks subside between 10 minutes to 1 hour after onset of symptoms. You may need to dry off snudged clothing or skin. Attacks recur frequently, usually when the most readily available human is engrossed in a TV program, book or telephone call.

BED-HOGGING

Symptoms: The cat spreads to take up all available free bed space at night. It then expands a bit more until any human occupants occupy the smallest possible area of bed. It may do this on top or underneath the covers or on the pillow. It is highly contagious -- any other cats on the bed will also develop symptoms of bed-hogging.

Treatment: The most obvious solution is to evict the cat from the bed. If this is morally unfeasible, train yourself not to give way as the cat expands. Buying a bigger bed is probably pointless as most affected cats can easily expand to fill standard, queen-sized and king-sized beds. Otherwise, simply train yourself to sleep while hanging precariously off the side of the bed. Attacks of bed-hogging have been known to last up to 23 hours (in one case a 3-day attack was noted by a cat-owner who was confined to bed with flu; the cat thoughtfully kept her company during this time).

More ailments tomorrow!
Rocky

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10/22/2011 09:30.13 AM Report This Comment
Saturday!
Come Saturday Morning
The Sandpipers
Words by Dory Previn and Music by Fred Carlin

Come Saturday morning
I'm goin' away with my friend
We'll Saturday-spend till the end of the day
Just I and my friend
We'll travel for miles in our Saturday smiles
And then we'll move on
But we will remember long after Saturday's gone

Just I and my friend (my friend)
We'll travel for miles in our Saturday smiles
And then we'll move on
But we will remember long after Saturday's gone

Come Saturday morning
I'm goin' away with my friend
We'll Saturday-laugh more than half of the day
Just I and my friend
Dressed up in our rings and our Saturday things
And then we'll move on
But we will remember long after Saturday's gone

Just I and my friend (my friend)
We'll travel for miles in our Saturday smiles
And then we'll move on
But we will remember long after Saturday's gone

Have a great Caturday
Rocky

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10/15/2011 07:46.04 AM Report This Comment
Sunshine!
You Are My Sunshine

You Are My Sunshine
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away

The other nite, dear,
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms.
When I awoke, dear,
I was mistaken
And I hung my head and cried.

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away.

I'll always love you
And make you happy
If you will only say the same
But if you leave me
To love another
You'll regret it all some day;

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away.

You told me once, dear
You really loved me
And no one else could come between
But now you've left me
And love another
You have shattered all my dreams;

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away.

Louisiana my Louisiana
the place where I was borne.
White fields of cotton
-- green fields clover,
the best fishing
and long tall corn;

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away.

Crawfish gumbo and jambalaya
the biggest shrimp and sugar cane,
the finest oysters
and sweet strawberries
from Toledo Bend to New Orleans;

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away.

Written by former Louisiana State Governor Jimmie Davis and Charles Mitchell.
This song is one of two official songs for the State of Louisiana.

If you enjoyed this send a thanks to Cherish, Dame of the Air 17622 , as it was her delightful suggestion!

Rocky

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10/09/2011 11:56.14 AM Report This Comment
Smile!
When Your Smiling
Shay, Fisher, and Goodwin

When you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
And when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through

But when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop your frownin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you

The great big world will smile with

The whole wide world will smile with you


And ain't that the truth! Purrs and have a smiling fine weekend!

Rocky

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10/07/2011 01:36.27 PM Report This Comment
Cat Diary Part III
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak), and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

Rocky

This ends the diary installments, but some of you have left such delightful replies, it seems you have been at work yourselves on your own journals! Nice work! >^-.-^<

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10/03/2011 08:58.28 AM Report This Comment
Cat Diary Part II
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Hmmm. Not working according to plan...

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

Rocky

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10/02/2011 09:18.27 AM Report This Comment
Cat Diary Part I
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

Rocky

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10/01/2011 09:04.39 AM Report This Comment
Try To Remember
I haven't been blogging too much this month. It seems September has been rather harsh to a number of our Cat Channel family members. I felt that levity in the face of their sorrow would be disrespectful. So today I want to offer something a little different, a reminder to cherish what we have, while we can, for it can be gone in a moment.

TRY TO REMEMBER
Music: Harvey Schmidt
Lyrics: Tom Jones

Try to remember the kind of September
When life was slow and oh, so mellow.
Try to remember the kind of September
When grass was green and grain was yellow.
Try to remember the kind of September
When you were a tender and callow fellow.
Try to remember, and if you remember,
Then follow.

Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow, follow, follow, follow.

Try to remember when life was so tender
That no one wept except the willow.
Try to remember when life was so tender
That dreams were kept beside your pillow.
Try to remember when life was so tender
That love was an ember about to billow.
Try to remember, and if you remember,
Then follow.

Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow, follow, follow, follow.

Deep in December, it's nice to remember,
Although you know the snow will follow.
Deep in December, it's nice to remember,
Without a hurt the heart is hollow.
Deep in December, it's nice to remember,
The fire of September that made us mellow.
Deep in December, our hearts should remember
And follow.

Thanks for remembering
Rocky

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09/23/2011 01:49.21 PM Report This Comment
HI LUCY AND ETHEL
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME WIN COTD! THIS REALLY CAME AS A COMPLETE SURPRISE. AND THANKS TO ALL WHO HAVE SENT GIFTS AND CONGRATULATIONS, TOO! ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAVE ALL SHOWN THE TRUE HEART OF CAT CHANNEL.

THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH, AND REMEMBER - READ ON!!

ROCKY

PS - YOU CAN ALSO VISIT ROCKY ON LINE AT:

http://rockysroom.wetpaint.com/

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09/15/2011 06:58.23 PM Report This Comment
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know."

The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."

The Lord stops the cat and says "say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again the Lord is there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. We are tired
of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?"

The Lord says "say no more" and fits each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you are here?"

The cat stretches and yawns and replies "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those Meals On Wheels you have been sending by are the best!!!"

Rocky

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09/14/2011 10:33.48 AM Report This Comment
PIGAPALOOZA!!
WE'RE HAVING A GIANT PIGAPALOOZA PAWTY ON SEPTEMBER 15TH, A GIANT BIRTHDAY PAWTY, AND ALL ARE INVITED!!

SOME OF THE FUN IS SHOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. WE'LL HAVE THREE PINATAS, FILLED WITH TOYS AND TREATS; A HOT AIR BALLOON (FOR TETHERED RIDES); A WATER SLIDE; AND A BOUNCE HOUSE.

THERE WILL BE A GIANT SPIT BBQ WITH A WHOLE HOG. AND OF COURSE CAKE AND MICE CREAM.

THIS CELEBRATION WILL BE AT TOBY'S TREE HOUSE, WHICH YOU CAN ALSO SEE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

COME ON OVER. ALL YOU NEED TO BRING IS YOUR APPETITE AND SENSE OF FUN!!

PIG AND SISSY

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09/14/2011 09:52.57 AM Report This Comment
Cat Bathing: Part II
-- Prepare everything in advance. There is no time to go out for a towel when you have a cat digging a hole in your flak jacket. Draw the water. Make sure the bottle of kitty shampoo is inside the glass enclosure. Make sure the towel can be reached, even if you are lying on your back in the water.

-- Use the element of surprise. Pick up your cat nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his supper dish. (Cats will not usually notice your strange attire. They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule. If he does notice your garb, calmly explain that you are taking part in a product testing experiment for J.C. Penney.) -- Once you are inside the bathroom, speed is essential to survival. In a single liquid motion, shut the bathroom door, step into the tub enclosure, slide the glass door shut, dip the cat in the water and squirt him with shampoo. You have begun one of the wildest 45 seconds of your life. Cats have no handles. Add the fact that he now has soapy fur, and the problem is radically compounded. Do not expect to hold on to him for more than two or three seconds at a time. When you have him, however, you must remember to give him another squirt of shampoo and rub like crazy. He'll then spring free and fall back into the water, thereby rinsing himself off. (The national record for cats is three latherings, so don't expect too much.)

-- Next, the cat must be dried. Novice cat bathers always assume this part will be the most difficult, for humans generally are worn out at this point and the cat is just getting really determined. In fact, the drying is simple compared to what you have just been through. That's because by now the cat is semipermanently affixed to your right leg. You simply pop the drain plug with you foot, reach for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet. If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat.

In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine.

You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him a bath.

But at least now he smells a lot better.

Hope this helps the next time YOU decide to bathe your cat!

Rocky

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09/11/2011 09:41.00 AM Report This Comment
Cat Bathing: Part I
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away.

I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.

The time comes, however, when a man must face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez."

When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your arm and head for the bathtub:

-- Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than four feet square, I recommend that you get in the tub with the cat and close the sliding-glass doors as if you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower curtain quicker than a politician can shift positions.)

-- Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body. Your advantage here is that you are smart and know how to dress to protect yourself. I recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face mask, and a long-sleeved flak jacket.

Conclusion tomorrow

Rocky

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09/10/2011 08:06.19 AM Report This Comment
Hi Lucy
Not a problem keeping you in our prayers. We want all our CC furiends to stay well! Purrs to you and Ethyl Mae.

Angel Buster

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09/08/2011 04:07.46 PM Report This Comment
A Cat's Guide To Humans: Part V
How Long Should You Keep Your Human?

You are only obligated to your human for one of your lives. The other eight are up to you. We recommend mixing and matching, though in the end, most humans (at least the ones that are worth living with) are pretty much the same. But what do you expect? They're humans, after all. Opposable thumbs will only take you so far.

This is the end of "A Cat's Guide To Humans". I hope you have gained some useful insight into the nature of your "companion human".

Rocky

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09/08/2011 08:51.26 AM Report This Comment
A Cat's Guide To Humans: Part IV
Rewarding Your Human: Should Your Gift Still Be Alive?

The cat world is divided over the etiquette of presenting humans with the thoughtful gift of a recently disemboweled animal. Some believe that humans prefer these gifts already dead, while others maintain that humans enjoy a slowly expiring cricket or rodent just as much as we do, given their jumpy playful movements in picking the creatures up after they've been presented.

After much consideration of the human psyche, we recommend the following: cold blooded animals (large insects, frogs, lizards, garden snakes and the occasional earthworm) should be presented dead, while warm blooded animals (birds, rodents, your neighbor's Pomeranian) are better still living. When you see the expression on your human's face, you'll know it's worth it.

Rocky

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09/07/2011 10:04.45 AM Report This Comment
A Cat's Guide To Humans: Part III
Punishing Your Human Being

Sometimes, despite your best training efforts, your human will stubbornly resist bending to your whim. In these extreme circumstances, you may have to punish your human. Obvious punishments, such as scratching furniture or eating household plants, are likely to backfire: the unsophisticated humans are likely to misinterpret the activities and then try to discipline YOU. Instead, we offer these subtle but nonetheless effective alternatives:

* Use the cat box during an important formal dinner.
* Stare impassively at your human while it is attempting a romantic interlude.
* Stand over an important piece of electronic equipment and feign a hairball attack.
* After your human has watched a particularly disturbing horror film,stand by the hall closet and then slowly back away, hissing and yowling.
* While your human is sleeping, lie on its face.

Rocky

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09/06/2011 10:51.26 AM Report This Comment
A Cat's Guide To Humans: Part I
Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?

So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and often frustrating creatures. There will be any number of times, during the course of your association with humans, when you will wonder why you have bothered to grace them with your presence.

What's so great about humans, anyway? Why not just hang around with other cats? Our greatest philosophers have struggled with this question for centuries, but the answer is actually rather simple: THEY HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

Which makes them the perfect tools for such tasks as opening doors, getting the lids off of cat food cans, changing television stations and other activities that we, despite our other obvious advantages, find difficult to do ourselves. True, chimps, orangutans and lemurs also have opposable thumbs, but they are nowhere as easy to train.

Rocky

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09/04/2011 08:26.35 PM Report This Comment
Woo hoo!
Just pawed you vote #100! A milestone on CC. How have you been getting along since your surgery. Last I heard you were doing quite well and back to your old self. Still doing well I hope.

Angel Louie

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09/02/2011 06:48.03 PM Report This Comment
Hi again
Have you girls seen the Black Cats Club? Page #216749

The founder's name is Trance and he's a Bombay, too!

H R

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08/16/2011 09:14.30 AM Report This Comment
Oh wow
I mean WOW!! I know you won't believe this but I was going to visit yesterday, but I was afraid you wouldn't even remember me after all this time. I'm SO happy to hear you are doing well now. That's GREAT! Purrs and headbonks, for sure!

Hot Rod

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08/16/2011 09:09.52 AM Report This Comment
Hey Lucy
We hope you are feeling better. Pouncer and I thought we'd come by with some more feel better wishes for you. We just visited your sis Ethyl Mae and had to come by and paw a votey for you too. Come by and meow when you feel better,Max & Pouncer..PS thank you both for saying I;m handsome,hehehe,usually my girl Gracie is the only one who thinks so,blushing!

Come visit me, Max Loves Gracie & Pouncer ♥Her Elmie.

07/20/2011 07:36.00 PM Report This Comment
Hello Pretty Lucy
Pawing by to swat you another vote. Keep getting well, girl!

Hot Rod

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

07/20/2011 01:04.36 PM Report This Comment
Hello Lucy!
Hooray! So glad to hear how well you're doing. That's just great!

Thanks. No one has ever called me "handsome" before *blush* Especially with my tongue sticking out!

Hot Rod

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

07/19/2011 06:20.27 PM Report This Comment
Hi Lucy
Just stopping by to check on your progress. All is well, we hope? Pawing you a vote. Happy Sunday night!

Hot Rod

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

07/17/2011 08:19.14 PM Report This Comment
Well hello Lucy
It's my pleasure to see you getting well. And don't worry - that hair will grow back soon enough. At least it's summer time! :)

We had a great 4th of July. From up here we could see ALL the fireworks! =^-.-^=

Angel Louie

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

07/06/2011 07:47.54 AM Report This Comment
Hello Lucy
Long time, no purr. I apologize for not stopping by. Just checking to see how you're doing, and hoping you're getting better every day.

AND - happy 4th of July to you, too!

Angel Louie

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

07/04/2011 11:10.04 AM Report This Comment
Hi Lucy
So good to hear you are feeling better! Hope you have a great 4th! Purrs and a vote, Jes

Come visit me, Angel Shai-Skipurr Royal Ship Amanacer-loves Evie, Angel Jes-We are back! (We hope), Smudge and Shayna, Spike and Sandra, Angel Sir Mo-Queen Lola's Royal Guard & Angel Aria-Lovin my Jinxie!.

07/03/2011 10:53.08 AM Report This Comment
Hi Lucy
Just stopping by to say "Happy Caturday" from all of us, and wish every one a great 4th of July weekend, too! Hope everybody has a fun and safe holiday.

Leaving a vote for you, too. :)

Angel Louie

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

07/02/2011 02:00.19 PM Report This Comment
Hello Lucy
So happy that you are feeling better. We are praying for your complete recovery.

Kisses and a votey,
Sissy

Come visit me, ♥ K Casper Todd ♥, ♥ Q MerryBelle ♥ & ♥Q Sissy♥.

06/28/2011 09:34.34 AM Report This Comment
Hi Lucy
We're all so glad to hear you are feeling better. It was the least we could do to send you our good thoughts and wishes. That's what the CC Family is all about.

Hot Rod

Come visit me, THE SENIORS~, THE LADIES ~ & THE KIDS ~.

06/27/2011 09:06.32 PM Report This Comment
Dear Lucy♥
Pawing by with many more healing purrs for you, sweetie♥ I'm praying for your steady recovery.

Sweet dreams and meow to you later! Kitty kisses, Artemis

Come visit me, Artemis ♥ Sammy Bond.

06/27/2011 08:33.33 PM Report This Comment
Hi Sweet Lucy ♥
What wonderful news that you are feeling better, pretty girl! I know your Mom is thrilled to have you healing and getting better each and every day and I'm sure that Ethyl Mae is happy you are feeling better, too!

Please take care of yourself and I hope you'll visit again soon.

With love and hugs,
Boo Kitty

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06/27/2011 07:53.25 PM Report This Comment
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