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Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB

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Hi! My name is Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB

I am Domestic Longhair from Santa Margarita, CA

Nicknames: Big Boy

Age: 15 years old

Gender: M

Coat: long haired

Education: He used to be afraid of people in general, now he is just leary of strangers and he is a total lovebug to his favorite people.

My favorite tricks and treats are: carries a string away in his mouth and fish flakes

Where I hang out: In the window or on a bed or couch

My favorite grubs: Tuna

My pet peeves: Vacuums, mops, car rides

What I love about my owners: They took me in from outside.

My cat hobbies: Play with a string and go outside.

Pet motto: Persist in what you want to achieve

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How We Met

He was a stray in our area and we were feeding him. He finally got used to people and 'came in from the cold'. I won COTD on 6/11/09, 7/15/2011, 7/18/12, 7/18/2013, 07/18/2014 and 7/18/2015. Won CROTD on 7/15/2011. Thanks everyone. Diagnosed in December 2010 with a heart murmur. Diagnosed with early CRF March 2016.

Mom will try to catch up asap.

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Mayday! 5-1-16
Never can understand why "spring" is celebrated in May. Spring arrived weeks ago! Well, according to the calendar anyway. We still have a bit of a bouncing-ball going as far as the weather, but we are NOT complaining! We'll hit the hot stuff soon enough!

Luvbug gets the game started today with a "parfait" score of 45. Show-off. Next comes Mallow, dancing around the "repurposed" Festivus pole, doubling as a Maypole. She's dizzy with joy over her also-'parfait' 49. Nothing 'parfait' about the Angels score today, but they're still singing in the rain over that 48. Sounds like Mimi was busy trying to kill her mom again. But she made it back in time to shimmy & shake the Maypole with a losing 57.

GTt had to take a quick turn around the Festivus pole to spin-dry the deck of cards she dropped on the way to the White Whisker. She thinks Persey is ready to sit in on a few hands of 9-Lives, so he's filling in for PD for the foreseeable future. He doesn't fare so well on his first outing, but that 42 is bound to improve. Tuck probably thinks GTt should drop the cards more often. He's holding onto a winning 'parfait' 59. And Bee Gee has decided she doesn't want to risk twisted whiskers in a pole dance-off with Mimi & Mallow, so she opts for the hula instead. She dons her lei and doffs her losing 44.

A few winners today to get May off to a rolicking start. Luvbug, Mallow, and Tucker share the pot three ways. Now step up to the bar for a thirst quenching lemonade rum cooler!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Bet you never knew lemonade
could be so much fun!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/01/2016 12:08.46 PM Report This Comment
4.29 Dance, Eat, Play on Int'l Hairball Day!
Having great time today in honor of Shrimp Scampi and our own hairballs.
LuvBug arrived "hack, hack hacking" his up. All 40 of them.
mallow shows her good aim with hairbalss. She also order 49 Shrimp Scampi- the dish of the day.
Tuck & Dot swoop in and order 46 shrimp scampi each. No messing around with those two. Except N-gin brings her Furiday special of makeral and mole mash along with 60 salty dogs... anyone? there's a long line at the scampi table.
Ana(44) brought a Red Sky to decorate out pawty
There' a lot of dancing going on. Steve' both dancin' & stompin' with 47 mew dance steps. Show off. He also brought a zipper Day warning-- don't get your zippers caught on 'important' pasts. Oooo...
That 56 is too cold for mimi to dance up her pole. So, she seductively places a Peace rose behind her eat and tap claws across the floor.
GTt does not understand how 56 can be too cold. Sh shivers up to the scampi table with her 46 hairballs bequeathed to her by myself, the Hairball King.
Well it finally had to happen even after Steve's warnings, BG got a purrsonal part of her costume stuck in the danged zipper. But she nibbled on 50 scamped shrimp while pulling on her fur. Wishful thinking.
Great day at the Clubhouse!! With best wishes for all your hairballs to hack out easily tonight.
Winners: 60 for N-gin; 56 for mimi; 49 mallow
Free Shrimp Scampi for all. Ana to the Cart Barn 44.
Purrs-- PD Budd, Furiday commenter.

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04/29/2016 04:32.00 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
We hear our biological clock
we all have fun
til the clock says we're done

Who needs a biological clock anyway? We have cubical day! Fun with cubes, Whoever thought a cubical was a good idea anyway? Absolutely no privacy,unless your BG (48) and her little cube of solitude with the imaginary door.

How about Tuck (49) who experiences gone-ta-pott day everyday. Busy litter box ya got there.Tuck's a "regular" type of tom :)

Luvbug (33-twins!) settle in for a little poetry reading (I heard it improves horrible golf scores) while Mallow (46)sings a real pick-me-upper-gloom,despair,and agony on me. Ohhhhhh...we feel SO much better already.

I score a 50,and contemplate how many mini Steve's I don't know about who I'll have to take in for take your kids to work day. Do I need a sports car,or a bus,I'll never tell.

Ana decides to be nice to her 44 today on thank you Thursday.

Engine (62) brings the breakfast train filled with baited boa and goldfish crackers. How does one bait a boa? very carefully.

Mudcat (58) and GTt (33) bust elbows to get to the breakfast bar first. No pushing girls,there is enough boa for all. Take mine!I insist!

Finally-a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Louie!!!

Scores: I HOPE to get it right this time *sigh*
1st Luvbug and GTt with 33 (yay!!! I got it right!)
2nd Ana with 44
3rd Mallow with 46

Losers: Engine with 62,and Mudcat with 58


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

04/28/2016 01:27.24 PM Report This Comment
4/27/16 - Tell Us a Story ...
Okay children, settle down. Once upon a time there was a green, green land known as the Catty Shack, where all kinds of strange creatures would gather to frolic and play by knocking little round balls into extremely small holes.

Luvbug came first, and Luvbug loves to celebrate. Prime Rib Day, Denim Day, Tell a Story Day, Morse Code Day, why he could come up with at least 43 (=7) special holidays at the drop of a golf cap. Then there was the grumpy troll, Mallow. She stole all 45 (=9) of the Baby Ruths and did not play well with the others. Orange Steve wants to tell his life story, but I think this one is 42 (=6) times more interesting, don’t you?

Mimi decided to celebrate Administrative Professionals Day by taking her blogger out for Prime Rib at the White Whisker, where it costs only 40 (=4) catbucks. She was just in time, as Engine arrived with 62 (=8) servings of Skunk Scramble and fried fleas. We think the bloggers would rather have Prime Rib.

Ana Bonana came next and she carried 38 (=11) rays of sunshine trailing behind here, while Gracie Twinkle-toes collected 30 (=3) tips from the diners at the White Whisker. Among them was Tucker, who due to inflation paid 42 (=6) catbucks for HIS Prime Rib.

Bee Gee wrote this lovely story down on the stationery that she bought for her Mom, who also tends to remain stationary whenever possible. She wrote out 43 (=7) copies before she got tired.

Then, everyone gathered at the Clubhouse to hear today’s winners declared:
1st – Gracie T-t with 3
2nd – Mimi with 4
3rd – Steve and Tucker with 6
And off to the cart barn happily scampered Ana, taking her 11 rays of sunshine along with her. HEY!!!

And they all golfed happily ever after …

Your Story Teller Extraordinaire, Mike

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04/27/2016 12:35.34 PM Report This Comment
Richter days at the clubhouse! 4-26-16
Let's see if we can really shake things up! Luvbug(40) tries to shake us up by letting A.Fang use up all the black crayons doodling on the carts. Let him doodle on those kids over there, tell 'em they're temporary tattoos ... Mallow(43) really shakes us up by telling the pawrents to take a cat to work! No hissin' way am I going to "work"! ... Steve(65) shakes things up a little by throwing his pet rocks around ... The Angels(50) shake things upside down, with highs in the morning and cooler in the afternoon!

Engine(62) rides in with some scrumptious bourbon-basted baby bat bellies (for those of you on tiny-portion diets) and enough Old Meowaukie to float the CatMobile ... The Yardmen really shook things up at Mimi's(63) place, spooking the housecats into a bowl-tipping stampede! ... GTt(45) wants to shake things up by finding a party to crash ... Tucker(65) tried to shake things up on CC2 but they locked him out. No party crashing for you, I guess ... And Bee Gee(42) really shakes things up by stuffing Sniff in his cage and tossing a kid in with him! Now there's a tough call to bet on. Kid vs Sniff. Hmmm.

Rough driving today on the shaky links:
1st - Tie, Steve & Tucker, 65 apiece. Crashing a pet rock party.
2nd - Mimi, 63, picking up the pieces after the panic.
3rd - Engine, 62, on a roll!

And losing for today is Luvbug, with some loser assistance from Bee Gee. Be careful, Luvbug, BG seems to be a little obsessive about kids today. Make sure she keeps them away from the still!

Our dog has a kid friend -
truly. It's a baby goat!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

04/26/2016 01:55.11 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
East meets West to trade zucchini recipes to feed the penguins while hugging plumbers who watch the shower drain. But wait! There's more (after I catch my breath). Its also Crayola Crayon day!!! Lets hear it for the 120 count pack with a sharpener. It should be back in time day-every time I logged onto CC-it was 4-22 date. It wasn't THAT great of a day,was it??

Luvbug (40) admits to breaking (or knows who DID break ) the COTD window just to irritate the golf bully.

Mallow (46) is under the adage a zucchini a day keeps the COTD badge away.

Ana (45) claims to being cool as a cucumber. Ya know,the zucchini wanna be with better PR.

I score a 46,and ready for the West Side Story turf rumble over sand trap usage.

The Fast and the Furriest -Engine (58) brings rare rabbit on rye and parrot porter.

Mudcat (51) tells us ALL about the bad kitty cage. Personal experience,or did a "friend" tell you all about it *wink,wink*

GTt isn't having fun playing with her twin 4's,so she calls open season on the zucchini.

Tuck (46) has a wild fascination involving Heinicat and the shower drain. Kind of like a beer bong?

BG (39) tries her hardest to keep getting kicked off both sites,and she does it! She brought her at home,DNA for dummies kit to find the elusive COTD

Scores-oh so close again. Lets see how the West was won:

1st with 39 BG
2nd with 40 Luvbug
3rd with 45 Ana

Losers: Engine 58,and Mudcat with 51


Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

04/25/2016 01:14.37 PM Report This Comment
Can you all say "Now you see it, now you don't"? CC can! The amazing disappearing, reappearing, disappearing COTD! Taking bets on whether it will be back tomorrow. Or maybe even later today...

Luvbug just doesn't care. He has a 45 and wonderful pet parents, and that's all that matters today. Mallow is doing penance today for elbowing Moji aside and doing all the Sharespearean catty putting herself yesterday. It looks like St. Evie assigned her penance of a 48 for today. Glad we have no "saints" living here! Haley bets a brick on her two hands, and neither the 38 OR the 34 came up a winner.

Tuck comes out of left field to drop off a 34 before heading over for some blanketed pigs & a splash of Purple Haze. For once Mimi is celebrating a winner from Miss Toes. She can't celebrate her 54 too long, as she's needed back home to do maintenance on her "old junker". You must mean your pet parent that you tried to kill! I'm sure she needs plenty of maintenance NOW!

Bee Gee is quite talkative today, probably trying to draw attention away from that crappy 50 she got. Sounds like OUR Pig wants nothing to do with any blankets! Scratching mom and hiding in boxes. I say! And finally PD drops down from the clouds for a few moments at the card table, scooping up a 54 and part of the pot.

Winners, gather round the pot. Luvbug, Mimi, and PD, share nice. And evenly. We'll skip the scrimmage this week. Things have been rough enough already.

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Allakazam!Maybe CC hid
the COTD in a tiny box!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

04/24/2016 12:53.21 PM Report This Comment
4.22 Purple Rain Showers Earth Day
4.22 Purple rain Showers Earth Day-- Jelly Bean Counting Day

Happy Birthday dear mouse.
Angel mallow brought the sweet mouse 53 jelly beans for the pawty.
Luvbug has another use for his 44 jelly beans. He has Fang fill the cart bags (optional straws).
GT-t planted 52 wildflower seeds for Earth Day. Prince Percy & the OL helped her wee bit. And they finished just in time for the Purple Rain Showers to fall.
Steve has been looking for some lucky cat to scrub his back while he's in the Purple Rain shower. He saves his 57 jelly beans until he dries off. No, the color does not run on your orangeness, King Steve.
Ana looking for 60 boomers with the rain.
Happy B'day, mouse from mimi. She saved 64 cashews for the pawty.
Tuck is looking for 56 ways not to follow after Steve. NO! jelly beans do not give toots. He's getting things ready for the pawty to begin as soon as his mom leaves for work.
Engine loves Earth Day by saving litter and freely using the sand traps. Oh-oh, don't tell the Golf Bully. She'll go nuts and I don't mean cashews. With 58 supercharged squirreltinis our pawty should really rock us dancing in the Purple Rain.
BG offers 51 jelly beans for Earth Day in honor of the Girl "Squats" & T-storms.
Today all golf scores were above 50 except for poor Luvbug who will enjoy the cart barn with Fang nibbling leftover jelly beans
64 Jelly beans- mimi
60 Thunderboomers - Ana
58 Squirreltinis - Engine

Remembering Prince.
Purrs from your angel-commenter, PD Budd
Caturday Catty Golf?

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04/22/2016 04:18.11 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Celebrating high five day. GTt (35) has the advantage over us in that area with her 7 twinky toes. For those of us who are toe challenged, we have kickball day,chocolate covered cashew day,bulldog day (yikes),kindergarten and creativity day.

The first round of high fives goes to Luvbug (47) who is always first in with the daily news. Without him,Mallow (55) would have no clue what she is doing.She is,however,all about telling us about the birds and the bees today.

I score a 54,and try my hardest to keep off the grass. How about nip,does that count?

Engine (56) gets the ten toes up salute for her poached possum and flash fried fox tails.

Ana gets creative with her temps by making her 39 change to and 80.

Mudcat (45) plays whack-a-bulldog,SO much more fun than golf.

Tuck (58) does the high five fake out with paws in the air to catch the Heinicat and food. Pretty smart move Tuck,your not just another pretty face.

And BG (61) with the face only a mother could love (SHE said it) reaches deep in the pocket she doesn't have for the poem she hasn't written.

Scores(their pretty close these days)
1st with 35 GTt
2nd with 39 Ana
3rd with 45 Mudcat

BG! with 61,and Tuck and I to help with still duty with 58


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04/21/2016 01:17.19 PM Report This Comment
Hi Luvbug & Family
Boy were mom & I ever surprised to see the COTD back and even more so when we saw ME in it!! We are so happy they brought it back, it was sad to come here everyday only to find it empty.
I want to thank everybody who stopped at my Birthday pawty for making this possible. I received so many COTD gifts & goodies I have decided to donate them to Queen JoJo's Therapy Cat Foundation were we know they will be appreciated.
Thank-you for stopping with your catgratulations for my COTD, we are very blessed to have such pawsome friends!!
I brought you some Tuna Cookies with Catnip Frosting.
Purrs, K. Tucker

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04/21/2016 05:10.29 AM Report This Comment
4/20/16 - How do you say "Bad Cat" in Mandarin?
Are there any volunteers who can find out for us?

Luvbug brings us a 44 (=8) and being honoured with their own special day today are Lima Beans, the Chinese Languages, Cheddar Fries, Volunteers and Pineapple Upside Down Cake. And Bad Cats. It’s always bad cat day around here! Speaking of which … Mallow brings us an unseasonal 55 (=10) and gets confused thinking there are Mandarin oranges about. Steve also embraces the orange (could we imagine he wouldn’t?) and goes off in search of 48 (=12) cheddar fries.

The Angels are stopping in to see if there is STILL a COTD on Ye Olde CC and they score a 34 (=7). Engine gets there a different way with a 52 (=7) and some Frogmore Stew. And Gracie T-t-t-t-t (brrr!) gets there a whole ‘nother way with a 25 (=7). She proposes a food fight to keep herself warm!

And the official meeting of the 7 Club is adjourned as Mimi arrives with a 56 (=11) and news that SHE has been a Bad Cat? Be nice to your Mom, Mimi, she knows where the can opener is kept! Tucker sets a lima bean on the tee and lines up for a 48 (=12) while BeeGee finishes off with a 41 (=5) and tries to serve us some Lima Bean Upside Down Cake. But we saw her coming first. Sorry, we are absolutely STUFFED with cheddar fries and Frogmore Stew!

And the winners are:
1st – BeeGee with 5
2nd – The 7 Club: the Angels, Engine and Gracie T –t. All with G’s in their names, too. Coincidence??
3rd – Luvbug with 8

And on their way to the cart barn go Steve and Tucker, who in the scale of Bad Catness equal 12 ordinary Bad Cats. Leave some cheddar fries for us!

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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04/20/2016 12:42.19 PM Report This Comment
Somehow I managed to cut off most of the recap from yesterday, so allow me to repost the whole thing:

Can we all say "Who cares?" I know I can! And so can Bee Gee(41), who wants no credit for the return of the dusty old thing. She thinks it should have stayed in the basement where it belongs, along with all the other unused and unloved junk around here.

Luvbug(46) has conveniently avoided any mention of the resurrected award. Hey! Maybe they should have scheduled its return for Easter! Might have been at least slightly appropriate then ... Mallow(56) puts some pedals on her Harley and pedals around the course looking for some garlic for her pizza. I'd say that's doing it the hard way ... Steve(57) hangs it all out and hopes the vampires leave it alone. They might - if you put garlic on it *snicker* ... The Angels(53) are just hanging out with the clouds today ... GTt(50) is hanging out with the sunshine, racing her bike around the links.

Well now, Mimi(53) has the right idea, just hanging out at the White Whisker and letting J.C. do some pedaling around the course ... Engine(51) arrives spilling apologies everywhere for missing us yesterday. I hope that stuff doesn't leave a stain! ... Color Tucker(55) shocked at being the first winner of the new & improved COTD! *coff* Not MUCH improved! At least the OLD one paid you some points! ... And Bee Gee(41) can't take credit for the return of COTD, as if she wants to. She thinks it's just a diabolical plot by CC to drive us all nuts. She bikes away, to deliver a fresh batch of garlic cookies for tuck's big celebration. NO ONE will be attacked by vampires today!

Winners, losers, drum roll please!
1st - Steve hangs it all out for a winner, 57.
2nd - Mallow pedals away with second, 56.
3rd - Tucker trades his COTD badge for a third place CS award, 55. I hear they're worth more these days.

And today's lonesome loser is Bee Gee & her pathetic little 41. You just head down to the still and brew us up some garlic goodies. There MUST be a drink with garlic in it. There's a drink with pretty much everything else!

Make mine a garlic smoothie -
with a strawberry meowgarita chaser!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

04/20/2016 06:32.33 AM Report This Comment
COTD is back! 4-19-16
Winners, losers, drum roll please!
1st - Steve hangs it all out for a winner, 57.
2nd - Mallow pedals away with second, 56.
3rd - Tucker trades his COTD badge for a third place CS award, 55. I hear they're worth more these days.

And today's lonesome loser is Bee Gee & her pathetic little 41. You just head down to the still and brew us up some garlic goodies. There MUST be a drink with garlic in it. There's a drink with pretty much everything else!

Make mine a garlic smoothie -
with a strawberry meowgarita chaser!

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

04/19/2016 02:21.20 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Animal crackers in my soup! Why isn't it soup day then? Not to mention who wants a sugary cracker in chili. We'll have to gag down the lions,tigers and bears without the aid of soup,what IS the world coming to! Before we all let the balls fly,lets all wish Tuck a BIG happy BD CS style,which means the tab is on you Tuck.

Luvbug (46) brought animal crackers from the 1800's for Tucks big day. Like Twinkies,and cockroaches,they last for centuries.

Mallow (53) after being unsuccessfully deleted by BG,volunteers to be the entertainment for the BD pawty by juggling golf balls.

I score a 52,and bring my buddies the lineman to the celebration. Anyone for a game of touch football :)

Mudcat (46) knows how to entertain for the pawty when the lineman install her new,electrified pole in the club house. What doesn't shock ya makes you stronger.

Haley (44) brings the heat to the pawty (no,not the police,yet)

The BD boy Tuck (46) just brings himself and his good furiend Heinicat.

GTt (51) went to a LOT of work opening the can with her many toes for Tucks tuna cake.

BG (41) brought the scary clowns to the pawty to go with Mallow's juggling act. Nothing but class at The Shack.

1st with 41-BG
2nd with 44 Haley
3rd with a tie Tuck,Mudcat and Luvbug with 46

Losers: Mallow with 53,and *gulp* me with 52

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04/18/2016 01:54.15 PM Report This Comment
Blah blah haiku blah blah Ford dame day blah blah
WHAT?? Pet Owners Independence Day!! Not a chance! How will we survive without our personal secretaries, even for just a few hours! I am resonably self-sufficient, I suppose, but there are a couple around here who will positively FREAK if they don't get their hourly attention fix. Pig, for one...

Okay, we'll get started with Luvbug, his winning 45, and his nifty little cheeseball buffet. We are all SO glad you aren't in charge of the Lunch Limo! Mallow passes along the mortification Mikey felt when he learned about Moji and her new career as a lingerie model. Calm down, Mikey, it's only the cat's pajamas! Mallow tosses in her 50 and heads over the lounge to see if Mimi's taking sign-ups for pole dancing lessons. Is Mike interested? *snicker* Haley has a glorious winner, 36. Okay, it's a winner, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "glorious"!

Hey Mike, tough luck. Mimi's having internet problems, so she dumps her losing 48 and heads back to bed. You'll have to wait til tomorrow to sign up for those lessons. :-( Tucker shoulders the responsibility of hassling our bully about her bats ears, since her favorite nemesis is out feeling orange today. And he has plenty of time, since he won't be in the winners scrum today, with that 47. Last and least (haha! OW!) is our bat-eared bully herself, Dame Darn, and her very own losing hand, 37. *sshhh* Be vewy quiet, she's having a buddy talk with Pig. Who knows what they're planning...

Our two winners today are Luvbug & Haley. For your amewsment, they'll be jousting for their share of the pot. Barstool jousting, that is. You try to push each other over, using nothing but a swizzle stick. GO!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Blah blah that's right blah blah
I'm the boss and blah blah blah

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04/17/2016 01:08.06 PM Report This Comment
Beware the Ides of April!!
Lots of silliness today with wild guesses and tasty Catpucchino including a touch of Irish Whiskers.
The Vampires are working this month A. mallow;s mom visited her local Vampire Clinic and got blue and green skin at no extra charge. Our Angel has 47 wild thing stories today.
LuvBug is taking care of his mom's 47 different wild allergies today. Good luck!
Oh, Wild Thing, You make may heart sing, Steve! Hold on to your pants all 42 of them.
Another Vampire report just flew in from Tuck. His mom got blue and green last week at her Vampire Clinic and she has to see her doctor today. Time for a little spiral ham and 43 Catpucchinos, Tuck. Are they having an April special on Vampire blood? Now... that sucks.
N-Gin delivers her usual unusual 'food' and terrific Catpucchos with Irish Whiskers. Yum. She takes 44 nips of the you-know-what herself.
GTt bragged about catching 29 wild goose feathers in her mouth while hunting for a real wild goose on her lawn. That earns her a place by the still today... take the Irish Whiskers with you, girl.
Another Cart Barn girl today is Ana with a 28.
BeeGee arrives with 42 beaten up feather dusters. Living in the Wild West does crazy things to her housemate, Sniff the Duster Killer.
And our Pole Shiner, mimi, celebrates Volunteer Day by cleaning 46 pounds of cat fur from the vacuum. Next project is knitting mew pole dancing costumes-- get to work J.C.
A. mallow 47 blue-green marks
Pole Dancing mimi 46
N-Gin with 44 Catpucchinos
Ana 28 and GTt 29. Cold enough yet?
Glad to be your commenter, PD Budd, himself.

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04/15/2016 03:20.38 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Look up at the sky (careful,seagulls overhead), and reach as high as you can. Whats with all this looking and reaching stuff today? And speaking of seagulls,ever notice you find them in the oddest places,like the Walmart parking lot.So,back to today (my mind tends to wander) we also have be kind to layers,not lawyers,which Mallow (46) has a pretty close relationship with after a few sketchy life choices :) Its also pecan (pee-can,or pa-caun) day,even Luvbug (42 )finds the pecan a tough nut to crack.Lastly,sparrow season starts. Time to dig out the ORANGE hunting vests.

I score a 36. I'm reaching for higher things (mainly temperatures),but my short stature,and and the weather gods not cooperating makes that an impossible mission.

Ana (39) is hoping to be blinded by a sunny day soon.

Mudcat (43) hunts sparrow the primitive way-with a bunch of nuts. Pecans that is.

GTt has nowhere to go but up with her temp of 25.Thats it? Thats the best you can do? She has her eye to the sky for sparrow tasties.

Engine (54) saves us all from a poor sparrow hunting outcome with pigeon popovers and brown bat brew.

And last....BG didn't get the memo either,its reach as HIGH as you can. She also brings in an embarrassing low score of 39,but she is first in something-the line for spicy speared sparrow.


1st with 25 GTt
2nd with 36-ME
3rd tie with BG and Ana with 39

Losers: Engine with 54,and Mallow with 46


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04/14/2016 01:43.23 PM Report This Comment
4/13/16 - Gambling on Peach Scrabble
at the good old Catty Shack today. Sure hope we don’t get raided!

Luvbug starts us out with a 45 (=9) and decides to celebrate Make Lunch Count Day along with Peach Cobbler Day. Mallow, meanwhile, will celebrate Scrabble Day only if she can gamble on the game. 43 (=7) for her, while Engine shoots a 54 (=9) and Makes Lunch Count by bringing us some Possum Pot Pies. YUM!

Steve and his pals the 33 (=6) twins are setting up the Scrabble game and reviewing their vocabulary of 4-letter words. If we really want a challenge, we can play only words that describe something that’s orange. The Angels are so overwhelmed by that variation that they relate their adventures but forget their score! While Gracie T-t is still below freezing (it is APRIL, for pete’s sake!!) with a 22 (=4) and pitching nickels to celebrate Thomas Jefferson Day “Movin’ on up ….. ♫” ~~ whoops, wrong Jefferson (blush).

Mimi marks down a 48 (=12) and suggests making lunch for her Mom & Luvbugs to keep their strength up and Make Lunch Count. And BeeGee has won 45 (=9) catbucks already at Scrabble. While making lunch. Which would explain why there are Scrabble tiles in our Scrambled eggs. So ends the day’s action at the Catty Shack, where anything can happen. And probably will.

1st - Gracie T-t, with 4
2nd – Steve with 6
3rd – Mallow with 7

And to the cart barn goes Mimi, off to deliver the lunches.

If we do get raided, I’m only here to visit the Bookmobile!

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04/13/2016 12:15.48 PM Report This Comment
Oh just great! Big Wind Day! 4-12-16
You DO realize who is a member of Catty Shack right? "He who does not need encouragement", that's who!

Luvbug(45)! Where on earth (or at home) does your mom keep all those vintage electronics! A reel-to-reel? You really DO appreciate antiques! ... Mallow(46) is battening down the hatches in preparation for the Big Wind, but she's still gonna walk on the wild side ... Look out! Steve(36) is revving up for a room-clearing blow! ... Oh ha ha, very funny. The Angels(58) claim it's very windy. Ya think??

Engine(54) breezes in bringing something shaken, not stirred. Could it be ... flying flash fried fish heads? They can only be better if they're on a stick! ... Mimi(61) walks in wildly with her favorite lawyer she's always nice to. Never know when you might need legal representation, huh? ... GTt(34) has a hankerin' for a wild grilled cheese sandiwich. So much tastier than those farm-raised ones ... And Bee Gee(50) was all ready to thank Mr. Big Wind for the assist with her long drive until she realized he'd use up all his "help" before she got here!

So, how much help WAS Brother Big Blow today?
1st - Looks like Mimi gusted to the lead with a 61.
2nd - The Angels blew into second with that 58.
3rd - And Engine manages to breeze in to third with a 54.

GTt didn't have her sails up in time, she heads to the cart barn with that puff of a score, 34. Seems Steve didn't save much tailwind for himself either. Off you go to help Miss Toes with the cart duties. And be sure you don't blow out the fire under the still. *snicker*

Walking wild today

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04/12/2016 12:31.48 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Ahhhhh,8 track tape day,a wonderful 60's invention right along with Valium,video games, and Post It notes!!! Where would we be without Post its! Thats right...taking Valium and listening to an 8 track tape til the tape stretches and breaks.Oops-wait,forgot to add the fondue to todays activities. Ick-fondon't-all that dipping and sharing and "stuff' floating around in the cheese. Thats one time sharing is NOT caring.

Luvbug (49)has his paws full with a stalker-the showers are "lingering" at his place. Maybe they heard that where the pawty at.

Mallow (48) does the backstroke in the fondue pot while digging Louie,Louie on the non existent 8 track player.A show of paws who still owns a working 8 track player? I thought so,zilch.

I score a 48. I must have teleported to the West coast today! I'm hanging with the West siders with that score.I'm being kind to my pet for once,Gma can have all my fondue.

Ana (45) is importing her warm from the South,while Mudcat of the South (pole???) says its too stinkin cold with her cats warm is another cats cold. Hope your mom picks up here soon and feels better Mudcat.

Engine (45) she's back!!! and not empty pawed-she brought us,not fondue,but some riptide rats to dip in the melted cheese and catpot cigars. Hot diggity,I LOVE golf!

GTt (39) says Angels are pets too! Just without the...ya know...petting part.

BG (43) starts the conga line right to Ol Toothy to the tune of Louie,Louie. As with all things at The Shack-what happens at The Shack,stays at The Shack. Paws don't fail me now.

And Tuck (46) celebrates pet day with his barking mom. What??

1st with 39 GTt
2nd with 43 BG
3rd with 45-tie with Ana and Engine

Losers: It was close!!!Mudcat and Luvbug with 49,and Mallow and ME with 48


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04/11/2016 01:56.43 PM Report This Comment
Golfer's Day? 4-10-16
NO way! It's cards day... *stupid holiday calendar* Ooohh, Farm Animals day. Too bad it's not Pig's turn to do the recap. *snicker* Luvbug is looking forward to spending some time with his siblings, and with his winnin hand of 49, he'll have some mad money to treat them all to a few goodies in the lounge. Mallow gets to load up on cinnamon crescents, and has plenty of time to swill them down, with that crummy hand of 47. Ana doesn't fare much better, with a lousy 50.

Mimi crowds into the loser's booth with a lowly 35. But is she discouraged? NO! Not as long as the still is working properly. AND staying warm. PD Budd apologizes for Percy's lack of score yesterday. Seems his antique aka Old Lady forgot. heh heh... He turns his cards over to reveal a winner, 18. Exactly what do you do with your winnings up there, PD? And finally, our last loser of the day, Tucker crams himself into the booth with the rest of the losers, and they console themselves with plenty of hot cinnamon crescents and Cat Daniels shooters.

So let's see: we have two winners, Luvbug & PD. I think Luvbug would look pretty silly grappling with an invisible player, so maybe you can just split it up and toss PD's into the air, see how much he can catch!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
My lovely sibling Ziggy is playing
lively tunes in the lounge. Yes, the
Lovely, Lively Miss Ziggy.

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04/10/2016 04:23.16 PM Report This Comment
Cherish an Antique Day 4-9-16
Wow, looks like some of you stayed home to celebrate antiquing with your old moms. :-) We almost could have decided today's winners with a rousing game of "rock paper scissors". (Fang, thanks for the reminder: We'll have to take a vote and decide if we'll let the catties take over on Saturdays form now on. The golf bully is cool with whatever y'all decide)

After that moving reading of today's holidays, how could we NOT allow Fng to take the shot for the family? And he makes a fine showing with a 48(12) ... Mallow(47/11) is giving her antique plenty of love, to the bone! ... Haley(30/3) is also clearly celebrating ... Mimi(46/10) digs in those claws to show her old mom how much she loves antiques. But she leaves the curtain climbing to JC and his million dollar butt (Must be a new technique) ... And after letting the antique sleep in this morning, Tucker(22/4) arrives to eat cookies and do some curtain climbing of his own. Probably to keep warm. 22? Are you serious??

The name of the game is putting:
1st - Haley, 3. Clearly been practicing.
2nd - Tucker, 4. Cold sleep-in paid off.
3rd - A big gap to third place Mimi, 10.

And the cart barn honors go to Mallow & Luvbug. Make sure you take good care of the still: it's an antique you know!

Curtain climbing! It's how I got my name!
You might say I "named myself" Haha!

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04/09/2016 03:35.29 PM Report This Comment
4.8 Another Furiday of birds and a murder mystery
It's Draw Bird Day, Also zoo Day, Empanadas and And All for Oneself Day (?).
Since Engine did not show up with her fabulous food cart we will have to make do with the hot Empanadas, Flying birds who are the artist's models... not to be eaten, please, and milk fresh out of the bottle. Funy, I thought milk came fresh out of the animal's teat?
Oh well..
LuvBug arrived with the highest score of 52 and his guess on murder she wrote theme (Dot) is Fang did it.
Tuck, on the other paw, burrps while finishing off 30 empanadas lets us know that the victim(s) are the gold fish. But the bodies are missing. All breaths are being smelled in the Tuck/Dot household. Tuck blames the dog, of course. Film at eleven.
Steve shows us an array of 30 bird drawings in various stages of being caught and eaten. Really Steve! Didn't you read the rule about care of the 'models'?
Ana appears with 48.
Our own prize winning pole dancer, mimi, keeps all 46 tomcats off her dancing pole.
Before racing over to the Catty Shack Zoo (where her furends play) she draws 32 birds feeding at the window.
A. mallow claims that all 51 birds are hers.. they are drawn (neatly and quartered.
Dor some reason Darn BG is cautious drinking 42 varieties of milk at the CS milk bar today. What's wrong, Darn? Heinekat not good enough for you? Tuck will take your off your paws.
Now we slide into an April weekend. Not sure if the Catty's get to play tomorrow. That Golf Bully is always changing the rules.
Winners today:
1st - LuvBg 52
2nd - A.mal 51
3rd -Ana 48
Steve & tuck can enjoy a warm evening by the Still.
Loads of purrs. Tomorrow we find out who got the fish.
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04/08/2016 03:46.45 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Give me a "B",give me a "E",give me a "E" and an "R. Whats that spell?? Breakfast! See,told ya we needed cheerleaders for golf.

Luvbug (49) decides no housework day is the "in" thing today.Let sleeping clothes lie.

Mallow (46) gets a jump on beer-thirty. She's been up ALL night "tasting" it be be sure it meets our low standards.

I score 44. I'm baffled why chocolate cake contains chocolate,carrot cake contains carrots,but coffee cake has NO coffee in it whatsoever! Next your gonna tell me beer bread has no beer in it.

The Angels (45) have moving day today-the rain moves in,they move out.

Mudcat (56) explains the 101 uses of newspaper-not just for reading anymore. Her and JC be wearing their "respectable" clothes today.

Tuck (44) starts a little beer (who drinks wine??) and cheese party for our departed King Bennie,and GTt (47-ON 4-7) has been so housebound lately,she'll toast and drink to anything.

BG (39) batters her shrimp (crustacean abuse!!) with the golden drink of which we swill. Its like stuff on a stick-anything in beer has to be good.

1st with 39 BG
2nd with tying 44-Tuck and ME
3rd with 45 The Angels

Losers : Mudcat and JC with 56,and Luvbug with 49


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04/07/2016 01:20.15 PM Report This Comment
4/6/16 - Pass the New Beer
Our tails are dragging this morning as some of us have heard the news that a very good pal to many Catty Shackers, K. Bennie, crossed the Bridge yesterday afternoon. A toast to Bennie! With his favourite beverage, Russian “water”

Luvbug tells us it’s New Beers Eve, a purrfect day for a toast if I ever heard of one. He has 46 (=10) great ideas of things to toast. Mallow as well is all about New Beers Eve, and with her 47 (=11) it’s fairly warm beer. Steve’s beer is a bit colder, 31 (=4) for him and he celebrates Write Your Own Epitaph Day. Well, SOMEone needs to be able to say something good about him ….. (just kidding, we love you Steve!)

Oh, Gracie T-t! Did we hear your score correctly? 9?? (which strangely enough, =9) I’d say you should take a pass on the beer & have a hot toddy instead! Mimi joins the shivering masses as well with a 34 (=7) and decides to pole dance in a parka today. Then there’s Tucker with his 32 (=5). New beer, old beer, he says he’ll celebrate all of them!

Engine also has a 32 (=5) and is keeping warm cooking us up some nice hot Mouseroni! BeeGee brings a sweet eulogy for our pal Bennie and 36 (=9) suggestions for Mimi’s next act. And bringing up the rear are the Angels with 20 (=2). Between that and Janet’s partly torn ligament, no wonder they’re a bit slow getting started today.

And the results rack up like this:
1st – the Angels, blowing us all away with a 2
2nd – Steve with 4
3rd – Tuck and Engine, tied with 5

Off to the cart barn today it’s Mallow, looking WAY too happy to be the loser today. I think she has some TV dinners and new beer in there!

Taking a bow, your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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04/06/2016 03:06.59 PM Report This Comment
Go for broke! 4-5-16
That way when Sunday gets here you won't have anything left to lose in the card game. *snort* Luvbug(46) doesn't think going for broke sounds like such a great idea. How would you know if you haven't tried it? ... Miss "I never made a mistake I didn't mean to" Mallow(46) shoots her unneeded erasers at The Orange Wonder ... Steve(22) in turn needs all those erasers to "fix" so many 'mistakes' on his roadmap. With all those erasers you never get lost, just change the map to match where you're at!

Haley(24) is counting the days til the snow melts. Again ... Engine(46) needs a new cook book. She's running out of ideas, with the stewed spider surprise. Yipe! ... Mimi(37) says mom went for broke on J.C. and all his dress-up outfits. She didn't get you even ONE new pole dancing ensemble?

Well now, GTt(1??) thinks those stewed spiders look mighty purrty. You must be starved! The OL couldn't get out to the store in that cold? ... Tucker(21) in more in the mood for deep dish pizza, hold the spiders, right? With enough Heinecat, I think you could wash them down ... And Bee Gee(41) is just getting back from going for broke. She was reading directions from Steve's map. :-)

Long scores:
1st - Lots of 'em! Luvbug, Mallow, & Engine, all with 46.
2nd - Bee Gee, 41. Almost missed a party at her own house!
3rd - Mimi, 37. Taking applications for assistant bank robber.

And the worst loser today is poor GTt and her lowly one. That's a 1. You will undoubtedly appreciate heading to the warm cart barn to stoke the still fires. I'll send Steve out when the pizza gets here. Hope he doesn't get lost reading his new and improved road map.

Happy birthday
Little Miss!

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04/05/2016 01:05.14 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
I cannot tell "A" lie...I can tell MANY of them! Have to start writing them down so I don't get confused. Whats that I hear??? I hear rumblings of it being rat day (which rhymes with cat. Hmmmm....). Our Catatudie (Engine 40) cooked up some ratatouille with hamsters and a good porter washer-downer. More than one way to skin a rat,and Mallow is licking her lips in anticipation,antic-i-pa-a-tion for the 48 ways to prepare the guest of honor.

Luvbug (46) wants to make our meal into a furiend. Your never supposed to play with your food.

The Angels (26) are calling in a snow day on the course. Can we do that?

Once again,I'm in the dark with NO electric!!! I'll have me 51 carrots to improve my eyesight and night vision.

Mudcat (52) is playing kiss and tell with the rat in a CC version of truth or dare,and Tuck (50) orders his carats straight up with a princess on the side. You all oworry me,you know that don't you?

And GTt (25) has finally converted to the dark side with celebrating with an ORANGE cat,and his rat (Gma). Something like that.


1st with 25 GTt
2nd with 26 The Angels
3rd with 40 Engine

Losers! With a 52 is Mudcats and ME with a 51.


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04/04/2016 11:17.15 AM Report This Comment
Fish Fingers?? 4-3-16
Is this serious? It's not April Fools Day any more! We cats don't even get thumbs, but fish have fingers?? No WAY!! If they have fingers, they might be better dealers than Miss Gracie! We'll have to get waterproof cards and start playing in the pool!! Well, YOU guys will, I'll just try to keep order from poolside.

Luvbug gets his April at the card table off to a fine start with a winning 45. Looking very sharp in his tweed jacket. Mallow parties into the game with a nice tweed ensemble, some "un"marked rainbow cards, *wink wink* and a 45 of her own. The Angels shake the s-n-o-w *!!* out of their feathers and lay down another winning hand, this time a 36.

Mudcat hisses in from the cold and snow wearing a tweed tail wrap and holding a 43. SO not worth the bother. Now, a bit of confusion from the Budds. Who is dealing and who is the dealee? Seems GTt is posting the score today while PD sends a message to Pig about Caturdays. No matter who, their 23 is a total loser. And Tucker shows up with the final loser of the day, a 26. Seems all the losers showed up late. Must have taken some time getting through all that snow. Maybe you should have taken the pony express. (Maybe the reindeer express?)

Luvbug, Mallow, and the Angels all have a share in the pot today, and Mudcat, GTt (or PD?), and Tucker can get started mushing back home. Hope you all have plenty of tweeds to keep you warm.

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Glad coming to work at the
White Whisker is so much fun!

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04/03/2016 01:34.12 PM Report This Comment
4.1 4.1 St Stoopid's Day & April Fools
4.1 St Stoopid's Day & April Fools

We have to spend the day at Catty Shack while we line up for the annual costume April Fool's Parade. CC quit early for the weekend, I guess? FOOLS.
Everycat has been counting the seconds to find out who is our Parade Grand marshall for 2016. Why wait in suspenders? It is the birthday girl herself, Dot, Tuck's magnificent catty. Congratulations and please bring half of your birthday cake over here for us to gobble.
N-gin brought the roadkill vittles including 65 macerated mice and a fishbowl full of her blended Paralyzer Picnic drink. Oh yum--hic, I think
Now, we will line up in numerical parade order starting with mimi and the winning 70. She has the recovering JC at home this weekend for a change. Good luck! Check out his fashion spread.
Next in line, Ana & the Angels will play their 65 tubas in the parade band. Hold your ears, folks. GTt skips along carrying 60 balloons and singing St. Stoopid songs.
Although he missed out on Grand marshall Fool this year, Steve can be the fool any other day with his 55. He's celebrating his patron saint St. Stoopid's Day.
Tuck rolls along with 53 Paralyzer Pic-me-Ups... Purrhaps mallow can boost him with her 47 bumps to keep the parade moving along?
Luvbug brings his catty Fang and 40 kazoos for the big parade.
Bringing up the rear with almost no tail to brag about, BeeGee clog dances to the music and downs 38 P.P. from the fishbowl. Look out BG, while you keep all the carts polished!
Happy Day and Weekend to the fools in all of us!

Purrs and pleasant PP naps,
PD Budd, serious golf commenter.

[remember that tomorrow is Catty Day at the Catty Shack Golf Club.]

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04/01/2016 01:42.53 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
One potato,two potato,three potato,fore
Five potato,six potato,seven potato-score!
Guess you caught the drift its spud day,and we'll be putting the tater. No Mike,not you,although Mallow (47) WAS hinting about something similar to that. Sleep with one eye open. The incredible,edible tater-its a breakfast food,its a dinner food,its a soup,its a snack! Don't think that distracted me from what is REALLY important-lemon and ORANGE day,crayon day,and dance marathon day. We need to boogie,woogie,woogie from hole to hole. Scary sight,I'm sure. Like the limbo,how low can the scores go?

Luvbug (40) waves farewell to March,and soft shoe shuffles it out the door.

I score a 55,and do the happy dance its ORANGE day,and crayon day! Dear Crayola,we would like to see 50 shades of orange. Bet it will be a best seller.

Engine (56) Bellies (pl) dances in with slivered silverfish and a bowl of purple passion punch,the loaded kind. Watch her wiggle,watch her jiggle.

Speaking of passion,Mudcat the pole dancing puss tallies up 56 hours for a marathon record,and with a record of her own for being on time is Ana and her 45.

GTt (50) being strangely subdued today,predicts its raining taters and soup. Ummm,would that make tater soup?

And...they call her BG (37), she was a showgirl,with yellow clogs upon her paws,with the conga she would awe.

Last but not late,(not too,too late) is Tuck (60). He heard vodka was made from taters,and poof-there he is!

1st with 37 BG
2nd with 40 Luvbug
3rd 45 Ana

Losers: Tuck with 60 and the Southern twinnies Engine and Mudcat with 56


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03/31/2016 02:11.31 PM Report This Comment
3/30/16 - I Am In Control
of my little red wagon, in which a manatee eating turkey neck soup is being taken for a walk through the park.

This can only mean that it’s another garbage day at Ye Olde Catty Shack and soon enough, the riff-raff begins to arrive. Luvbug shoots a 35 (=8) and gives us a wonderful list of holidays to celebrate. Glad I’m here today, mol.

Mallow of course chooses to celebrate I Am In Control Day, she is in control of a 44 (=8) while Steve marks down a 34 (=7) and balks at celebrating Turkey Neck Soup Day. Don’t blame you one bit!

Engine has a much better alternative, 46 (=10) servings of Flamebroiled Ferrets with Hashed Hound and (be still my heart!) Whiskertinis! Mimi reminds her catty that he is NOT in control and tries not to laugh at his vet-imposed fashion ensemble. It’s a 46 (=10) for her too. Copycat! Meanwhile, Gracie T-t threatens to fix Percy’s little red wagon if he doesn’t stop chasing her golf balls. A whisker-chilling 23 (=5) for her.

Tucker’s pulling a red wagon full of ‘nip as he celebrates Walk In The Park Day. He has 36 (=9) strange cats following him. Does this surprise anyone? BeeGee is on his tail, celebrating Manatee Day by pulling one of those strange looking critters through the park in her red wagon. She marks down a 32 (=5) for the day. And better late than never, Haley rushes in to round things out with a 28 (=10).

And the results line up this way:
1st – Gracie T-t and Bee Gee (I’m a poet and I don’t know it!), tied with 5
2nd – The Steve stands alone with a 7
3rd - Luvbug and Mallow, both with 8

And off to the cart barn, no crowding please ~ Engine, Mimi and Haley whose walk in the park got them all 10’s today.

Signing off, your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

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03/30/2016 01:21.38 PM Report This Comment
Smoke & Mirrors on the links today 3-29-16
That way your long drives will at least LOOK long. Most of us seem to have forgot it was LONG drive day. Luvbug(35) glares at his weather 'person' for not gathering up those stray showers ... Mallow(40) must have a centipaw for a mom, since she can count all the way back to 1848 - on her fingers! ... Little Stevie(39) is gatheirng his little minion mirrors unto him. Maybe they can warm things up by reflecting some sunlight onto the links.

It's clear sailing for Haley(44) cuz the wind blew all the smoke away for her ... GTt(30) is not impressed with the offerings of lemon chiffon cake on the buffet. She will add double layers (of cake?) and stop eating. Yes, I'm confused too ... Mimi's(49) calendar is an illusion, promising spring but delivering winter.

Engine(50) seems to have more 'spring' in her step that the rest of us. Did you get a basket of catpot for Easter? ... Tucker(38) isn't fooled by the sunny day. He stays inside for a little claw sharpening ... And Bee Gee(31) just doesn't care if it's chilly, cuz she knows the warm weather is coming soon enough. She'll take some of that bat bologna & a little lemon chiffon.

We do have one definite winner today.
1st - Engine and a marvelous 50.
2nd - Mimi is close behind with a 49.
3rd - And Haley blows into third with a 44.

Loser and cart barn attendant today is GTt, and BG can give you a little assistance. She'll wax on, you wax off. :-)

Somewhere out
in the ether

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03/29/2016 12:41.47 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
R-E-S-P-E-C-T,find out what it means to me. It means MORE treats,it means MORE naps,it means more,more,more! They want cuddles and purrs from us,is it to much to ask for a little respect! Its respect your cat day. Darn right. That public service announcement was brought to you by the hot tub club,something on a stick,and dyngus anonymous.

Luvbug (43) reminds us to have safe fun with our dyngus in the hot tub. You play too much dyngus,you'll go blind.

Mallow (41) our wild swamp weed has more fun with sharp,pointy sticks. Should we be more concerned?

The Angels have their own kind of high-temps that is of 44.

I score a 51,trying to draft "volunteers" for a little dyngus hot tub fun. What happens in the hot tub,stays in the hot tub.

Engine (55) got the memo-she shows the respect with Peeps on a stick and Mouse Mojitas. Nothing says respect like a mojita,and a sharp stick. Ask Mallow.

Mudcat (55) has something gone,and its not her pott,its her memory and her catty. Maybe they ran off together.

GTt (42) goes a little extreme for a piece of cake-the deep,dark,black forest, when regular Walmart cake just won't do.

Tuck (50) soaks his something on a stick in the hot tub while sipping mojitos.I think,something could have been lost in that interpretation.

BG (31) tries her best to take the joy out of the dyngus. You can take the dyngus from the joy,but you can never take the joy from the dyngus. See what you get for being miserable :)

1st with 31-BG! we let you win just to tick you off
2nd with Mallow with 41
3rd GTt with 42

Losers- Mudcat and Engine with 55 and me with 52.


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03/28/2016 01:57.16 PM Report This Comment
Happy Easter! 3-27-16
Looks like less than a full house today, and that's okay. Takes less time to go through the winners (and losers) so we can head out to the fairway for the big Easter egg hunt. Bee Gee made sure all the eggs are hard boiled. Or plastic and filled with catnip.

Luvbug has a hare raising story about an Oster bunny running around the countryside laying eggs. He also has a winning hand of 45. Mallow salutes big bro Joe with a song that she could be singing to the Easter bunny too: "I Still Miss You Baby But My Aim's Getting Better". We could be having eggs and osterbunny casserole - yum! Mallow tosses her 46 and heads for the big hunt. Egg or bunny, take your pick.

PD celebrates with a winning 36 while Percy gets a head start on the rolling egg hunt. Try not to roll them into those little cups on the greens. All the angels arrive with baskets of birdies. Too bad we're playing cards, those birdies come in handy in golf. They manage a 40, so they head off to the egg hunt. And Bee Gee has a loser too, so she tears up her 46 (careful, no littering!) and heads out to do a little roller skating with some buffalo. New Easter tradition?

Only two winners today, Luvbug & Percy, so you two divvy up the tiny pot while the rest of us go try to find Easter loot. "Hopping down the bunny trail..."

~~~Hot Rod~~~

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03/27/2016 01:16.20 PM Report This Comment
Hi Luvbug
Happy Easter to you and your family!


Hope your day goes exactly the way you want. Ours will be like every other holiday: quiet and company-free, just the way we like it. Mom and dad are just not into the big holiday gatherings. Heck, they don't like big gatherings any other time either, so why ruin a holiday doing something they already know they can't stand?? They really would rather stay home with us kitties. Hope you have exactly the holiday you were hoping for.

Bee gee

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03/27/2016 06:53.09 AM Report This Comment
3.25 Everything Great Long Drive Day
Although there are y BG only shack a long drive of 36 and will have to sleep hers off in the cart barn.other things to celebrate today... like get rid of your 'stuff' (Ha!) the most popular day is the one with waffles covered in creamy lobster newburg... of if you are feeling authentically German like BG then they are 'Vaffles.'
She only whacked a long drive of 36. And that may be why the old BG will be sleeping hers off in the Cart Barn.
LvBg gave it his all with a 46 and gets an extra helping of waffles... and a medal too.
GTt loves those lobster newburged waffles because she read they have catnac in them. We need to see bottles of that at the bar more often. She saved 51 whole pecans (Pecan Day) for Percy and Dot to bat all over the floors.
Both mimi and Tuck hit 48's and loaded up on their share of the L.N. over W.
mallow went for 41 lobster coated waffles. her mom went out to get the lawn mower revved up.
Ana and her Angels got thunder-boomed right out of bed and a wet 40 score.
Steve, to be different, of course, is guarding his overly stuffed closet just in case someone tries to get rid of his stuff.He's not giving up anything. Not even the 46 double waffles he ordered.
We are all going to have to waddle away from the driving range today after so much delicious heavy food. Naps, anyone?
1st: GTt (now there's a surprise for that loser)
2nd: Twin 48's for mimi and Tucker
3rd: LuvBg 46
When is Weight Watcher's Day, I wonder??
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03/25/2016 05:34.08 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
We don't want no stinkin Apache Tomcat problems! Good thing its cocktail day to take the edge off. Bet I can find a drink for all of you today! Just try me...go on....try. Sit right back with your chocolate covered raisins (you hope) and prepare to be amazed. The cocktails will be in cap letters,you know how I love the CAP lock.

Our buddy JC (56) already has his beverage cone -fill 'er to the brim! His mom is a ZOMBIE after being up all night with her own breathing problems,and worrying about her FLUFFY CRITTERS. Wishing you both a speedy recovery.

Luvbug our SUNNY DELIGHT from the sunny shores of Cali,is in NIRVANA with his 40.

Our own FALLEN ANGEL Mallow (41) is at war with the KURANT AFFAIR of the weather channel.

Your own little GINGER BUBBLY-me- scores a 55 today. Why can't cocktail day be every day.....

Haley (44) has a DARK AND STORMY day ahead of her.

Engine (56) is seeking ABSOLUTE RELIEF from the spinning circles with a Heinicat and her ROADKILL spread of mouse ribs, and lizard legs. What a LIFESAVER.

GTt (37) Our LITTLE PRINCESS gives chase to pesky Percy before the mom wakes up. GOSH YAM IT,get back here! LITTLE DEVIL,HE'S INTO YOU.

Tuck (56) is in LIMBO waiting to get into CC2. Its been a NIGHTMARE for him waiting to get to the bar.

BG (47),our own MISS SUNSHINE, goes all KAMIKAZE on us over the chocolate covered "raisins".

1st with 37 GTt
2nd with 40 Luvbug
3rd with 41 Mallow

Losers: Its a popular day for the 56-scores of Mudcat,Engine and Tuck.


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03/24/2016 11:26.40 AM Report This Comment
3/23/16 - Three Chias for Catty Shack!
We are still missing our pal Toby, he of the sharp commentary and CAT-apult talents, but we are happy to hear that JC is expected to come home today.

Luvbug says it’s Chip & Dip Day, so how about we bring some out in honour of JC’s homecoming? Why, he can even scoop up dip in his cone. I’m sure Pig could demonstrate that technique for us. It’s a 40 (=4) for Luvbug to start off the day. Meanwhile, Mallow is in absolute horror of Puppy Day, she wants her family to get NO funny ideas whatsoever. The very thought messes up her technique and she only manages a 46 (=10). Steve, meanwhile, is celebrating Chia Day with the idea of making Chia Steves for everyone for Christmas. That gives you 55 (=10) months to figure out how to cultivate an orange strain of Chia. We’ll be waiting!

Engine brings us 54 (=9) servings of Chopped Canaries and Parrot Perogies. Do we get that with Melba Toast for Melba Toast Day? Ab, meanwhile, says that Angel Sandy told her that Angel Toby wears his wings very well. I’ll bet he can really get some distance with that catapult now! A 46 (=10) for Ab while Mimi tells us the real low-down & dirty on why we should look askance at Puppy Day. Something about 52 (=7) Puppy Piles all over the floor … eww ….

As the actual housemate of an actual puppy, Tucker says it’s not the Puppy Piles that should concern us but rather the Puppy Puddles. Neither sound appealing, give me my litter box!! A 55 (=10) for Tuck today! Gracie T-t seconds (or is it thirds, I’ve lost count) the “no puppies in MY back yard!” motion and gives us 41 (=5) more good reasons. And finally comes BeeGee, who will welcome any and all puppies as long as they are of the Chia variety. It’s a 39 (=12) for her.

Now it’s on to the clubhouse for Chips & Chia Dip and the results
1st – Luvbug with 4
2nd – Gracie T-t with 5
3rd – Mimi with 7
And off to charge the carts goes BeeGee with her 12. Now the rest of us will settle in for the Cone Fashion Show after which we will all autograph J.C.’s for him.

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03/23/2016 12:34.35 PM Report This Comment
Recap 3-22-16
As much as it pains me, I'm here to fill in for Toby, who is obviously somewhere goofing off and may never return. I'm sure he's acting as young as he feels now, sky diving, scuba diving, catapulting, and we should all be so fortunate.

World Water Day, and Day of the Seal. Coincidence? Not likely. Luvbug(42) puts some flowers in a pitcher of water in Toby's memory. Thanks. *sniff* ... Steve(32) tries to celebrate the water thing with a frozen slip-n-slide ... Ana(34) is feeling younger & warmer by the minute ... Engine(37) plows through with a plethora of parasitic pastries and visions of flying mice. I'll have what she's having.

GTt(17) gave all her toes a work-out trying to access CC today, yet still has some claws left over for furniture shredding. Percy is content with bailing the water out of the crapper ... Oh crud, Mimi(38)! JC is back in the catspital AGAIN! What is wrong with that catty of yours! (We still think he has a crush on the cute assistants) ... Tucker(30) heads to the lounge hoping to find some shredding inspiration at the bottom of a beverage glass. How about some of that Chinchilla Cream Engine brought?

Long drivers:
1st - Luvbug, 42
2nd - Mimi, 38
3rd - Engine, 37

GTt will have to finish her shredding out in the cart barn.

~~~Bee Gee~~~
Unwilling and unqualified to be
commenter. Come back Toby!

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03/22/2016 01:17.52 PM Report This Comment
Hi Luvbug
Thanks for your condolences for Toby, mom appreciates the kind words, we all do. No one here ever really knew how special Toby was, since he was kind of a fifth-wheel on CC, not the "main blogger". All his talents were pretty much unknown. But he was a firecracker, really the shining light of the household. Always up for some kind of fun or minor mischief, always had a "smile" on his face. Mom's not sure if she ever remembers hearing him hiss, he just was so agreeable all the time. Her heart is breaking and will take a long time to heal from this one. *hugs* Thanks again.

Bee Gee, mom, and family

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03/22/2016 06:50.40 AM Report This Comment
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