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Bengal from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/MN/Minneapolis/club-members.aspx' title='Minneapolis, MN'>Minneapolis, MN</a>

K.Barney #74382, COTD--- THANK YOU ALL!

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Hi! My name is K.Barney #74382, COTD--- THANK YOU ALL!

I am a Bengal from Minneapolis, MN

Nicknames: Bad Boy

Age: 12 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: Came to our family as a rescued foster and decided to make it permanent--- charmed his way into mom's heart! First COTD 2/26/09, second COTD 1/2/13, COTM/KING OF FEBRUARY 2013
Co-Capt. VFP/VORACIOUS FRISKY PREDATORS, hockey team.

THIRD COTD 5/18/14--- THANKS TO ALL OUR FURRENDS.

FOURTH COTD 5/19/15--- ONCE MORE---
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU DEAR FURRENDS!

My favorite tricks and treats are: Open doors, drawers, give treats to the dogs and other cats--- makes them team players. My team. and pizza and chicken

Where I hang out: THE MIDDLE OF MOM'S BED! WHERE ELSE WOULD A RETIRED KING BE?

My favorite grubs: ANYTHING ON MOM'S PLATE! I do like my Frisky's too.

My pet peeves: Mom's rules-- indoor phooey!

What I love about my owners: She doesn't give up. She was my foster mom, but now she is adopting me officially! I am supposed to be a 100% indoor cat, but since I sneak out, mom makes sure she is always out with me! See my new profile pic--- I am so honored to be King of February! Thank you all CC kitties!

My cat hobbies: Break rules! Go out on my new harness and leash-- not really, but it beats staying in!

Pet motto: Live a little!

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How We Met

FOUND MY FOREVER MOM!!!Rescued from outdoor lifestyle--had to be livetrapped. I was his foster mom, but now we are making it for real and forever as of 12/09/08.

I WAS TRYING TO RUSH MOM TO GET BREAKFAST TODAY AND THEN TO SAY OUR GOOD MORNINGS ON CC AND WE WERE STOPPED IN OUR TRACKS! MOM FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY, BUT OUR CC FURRENDS SURE DIDN'T. THAT IS SO SPECIAL. LOVE AND CATNIP FOR ALL! SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD CATPAIGN SLOGAN--- ANOTHER MONTH LONGER ON CC! WE WILL SEE EVERYONE SOON. MOM DOES HAVE PLANS WITH HER COUSIN JANET TODAY, BUT I HOPE SHE WILL BE BACK TO GET US TO THE MHL ARENA AND DO MORE VISITING TOO.

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HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
WELL, HERE IT IS....CORONATION DAY! I HAD THE BEST TIME BEING YOUR KING, WITH MY POUNCIE AS MY QUEEN. I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED THEMSELVES. SO HERE ON OUR LAST DAY IN THE SAND CASTLE (AS KING, THAT IS), I FIGURE WE SHOULD GO OUT WITH A BANG! WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BIG KAHUNA OF BEACH PAWTIES TODAY ON THE PINTO! BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED JUST TWO MONTHS AGO. WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE, BEEN SO MANY PLACES, DONE SO MANY WONDERFUL THINGS! THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR COMING BY WITH YOUR VOTES & SUPPORT EVERYDAY! I'VE LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE ON THE PINTO, YOU GUYS WILL KEEP YOUR BEACH HUTS & REALLY HOPE THAT YOU'LL STILL COME BY AND VISIT! NOT BEING KING DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T STILL HAVE FUN ON THE PINTO. GRACIE WILL STILL BE HAVING HER FULL MOON PAWTIES HERE. THE NEXT ONE WILL BE JULY 19TH. THE FULL BUCK MOON! LILY TOLD ME ABOUT THE ROUTE 66 DINER THAT WE STOPPED AT YESTERDAY. I DIDN'T FIND OUT ABOUT IT IN TIME TO PUT IN MY ROUTE 66 TRIP. YESTERDAYS DINER CRAWL WERE N.J. DINERS, SO I HAD IT MOVED TO PINTO ISLAND TODAY. YOU'LL SEE IT IN MY GALLERY. WE'RE HAVING THE BEACH BOYS, JAN & DEAN, JIMMY BUFFET & THE VENTURES HERE AT THE BEACH TO GIVE US AN OUT OF THIS WORLD BEACH CONCERT! WE'RE HAVING CLAM DIGGING WITH A CLAMBAKE LATER. AFTER THE CORONATION IS OVER, LET'S COME BACK HERE & PAWTY THE REST OF THE NIGHT AWAY! WE'LL HAVE FIREWORKS! NOW THAT'S GOING OUT WITH A BANG! WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR LUAU ON THE BEACH WITH THE HULA GIRLS, FIRE DANCING GUYS, A SURFING CONTEST, BATHING BEAUTIES...SORT OF A COMBO OF ALL FUN THINGS WE'VE DONE, ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE BIG BEACH BEACH BASH. I WILL SURE BE GOING OUT IN STYLE, JUST LIKE I CAME IN, THANKS TO ALL OF YOU!

I THINK A TUG O'WAR WOULD BE FUN ON THE BEACH. WE HAVEN'T DONE THIS YET. WE'LL DO IT AT THE WATERS EDGE SO IF ONE TEAM FALLS,
IT'LL BE RIGHT INTO THE WATERS OF MALLOWOOD BAY! MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN! ALTHOUGH ALL TEAMS ARE WINNERS FOR SURE! I KNOW! LET'S
DRESS UP IN THOSE FUNNY 1-PIECE BATHING SUITS OF THE 20'S? WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FISH FRY LATER TONIGHT. OUR OWN A.PAWPAW & A.SMOKEY WILL BE CATCHING FISH TODAY TO FRY TONIGHT. THEY ARE GONNA SNAG CATFISH, RAINBOW TROUT, SALMON & YELLOWFIN TUNA! WE WILL HAVE A HUGE BUFFET OF ALL THE FOODS WE'VE HAD THE LAST TWO MONTHS. A PLETHORA OF SURF & TURF, VEGGIES, FRUIT, SNACKS, SWEETS& OF COURSE MOONPIES! OUR BARKEEP SQUEEVE WILL BE SERVING THE COCKTAILS. I THINK I SHALL GIVE OUR FAITHFUL CABANA BOYS THE DAY OFF. HOW 'BOUT THAT SQUEEVE & K-TUCK? I'LL HAVE THE 3 BUTLERS, CADBURY, JEEVES & MR.BELVEDERE, DOING THE BUTTLING FOR YOU TODAY SO YOU CAN TAKE A WELL DESERVED DAY OFF. THE BUTLERS WILL KOWTOW TO YOUR EVERY WHIM! SO YOU TWO, JUST GO HAVE FUN! THANKS FOR TWO MONTHS OF YOUR MOST EXCELLENT SERVICE. YOU WILL STILL BE THE MOUNTED PINTO PATROL FOR LIFE. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD ANGEL SCAMPER~~~ MOONPIE TODAY IS CANDY CORN MOONPIES. OUR MOON TOON IS "FAREWELL TO THE MOON" BY YORK! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! SEE Y'ALL AT THE CORONATION! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/30/2016 09:52.38 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
A QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE I GET STARTED! THE CORONATION WILL BE HELD THURSDAY THE 30TH AT 4PM EASTERN TIME AT THE CATVENTION CENTRE
PAGE #271826. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! ALRIGHTY THEN! HOPE EVERYONE IS HUNGRY TODAY CUZ WE ARE HEADING FOR THE DINER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!
NEW JERSEY! THEY HAVE MORE DINERS THAN ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD. OLD RAILCARS ARE SPIFFED UP, SHINY ALUMINUM OR
STAINLESS STEEL WITH NEON SIGNS. THE GARDEN STATE WAS "THE FACTORY" THAT BUILT 100'S OF DINERS IN THE 20TH CENTURY. MY WIFE, LOVELY
QUEEN POUNCER TOLD ME ABOUT SOME OF THE DINERS. NJ'S DINER HISTORY BEGAN IN 1912 IN HUDSON COUNTY, NJ. THEY STARTED OUT AS LUNCH WAGONS TO FEED THE WORKING STIFFS. IN THE BEGINNING, THEY WERE HORSE DRAWN CART THAT EVOLVED INTO THE SHINY, CLASSIC, STEAMLINED DINERS. THEY ARE A THROWBACK TO YESTERYEAR. YOU ENTER ONE & ARE INSTANTLY CATAPULTED BACK TO THE GOOD OL' DAYS OF THE 50'S. THE WAITRESSES WOULD WEAR PONYTAILS, SCARVES AROUND THEIR NECKS, SADDLE SHOES WITH BOBBY SOCK. THEY WOULD CHEW GUM & CALL THE PATRONS "HON". THEY WOULD EVEN TELL THEM TO SLIDE IT ON OVER SO THEY COULD PARK THEMSELVES IN THE BOOTH TO TAKE THEIR ORDER. THE FOOD WAS WONDERFUL AMERICANA FOOD FOR REALLY CHEAP! LIKE A BURGER & FRIES FOR .20! A COKE FOR A NICKEL. CAN YOU IMAGINE? THEY HAD THE BLUE PATE SPECIAL. THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT BLUE PLATE SPECIAL EVERYDAY. THEY ARE CHEAP WITH GREAT FOOD. MY GAL POUNCIE TOLD ME ABOUT 4 REALLY GOOD ONES, SO WE ARE GONNA HAVE A "DINER CRAWL" TODAY TO THESE 4. WE'LL START AT THE BENDIX DINER. DID YOU KNOW THAT ROSIE THE BOUNTY PAPER TOWEL WAITRESS, HAD HER COMMERCIAL FILMED THERE? IT'S LOCATED IN HASBROUCK HEIGHTS NJ. NEXT UP IS THE ARLINGTON DINER IN N.ARLINGTON, NJ. THEN WE'RE OFF TO THE WILDWOOD DINER IN....DUH...WILDWOOD NJ! NEXT COMES THE NAUTILUS DINER IN MADISON NJ. HERE'S A COOL LINK I FOUND OF THE ALMOST 100 DINERS IN NJ. YOU JUST HAVE TO CLICK ON THE NUMBERED "PIN" &THE PAGE WILL COME UP.
http://www.yelp.com/list/new-jersey-diners-clifton
NOT ONLY DID/DO THE DINERS HAVE THICK OLD FASHIONED MILK SHAKES, MADE IN THOSE BIG STAINLESS STEEL CUPS THAT FILLED UP YOUR GLASS & HAD
MORE LEFT IN THE METAL CUP. THEY HAD A SODA FOUNTAIN THAT SERVED UP SUCH SPECIALTIES AS GREEN
RIVERS, ROOT BEER FLOATS, EGG CREMES, ICE CREME SODAS THEY HAD PURSONAL JUKEBOXES AT EVERY TABLE. YOU'D FLIP THE "PAGES" TO PICK YOUR TUNE, INSERT COIN IN SLOT...VOILA! YOU HAVE DOO WAP PLAYING FOR YOU! MOST OF THE DECOR...BOOTHS, CHAIRS, STOOLS, LINOLEUM FLOORS & FORMICA TABLE TOPS WERE ALL IN TURQOISE, PINK, PEACH & WHITE COLORS WITH SPACE AGE AMOEBA SHAPES.THEY SERVED FRIES IN COLORFUL BASKETS WITH WAX PAPER UNDERNEATH. SOMETIMES THE BURGERS WERE SERVED THIS WAY. YOUR WAITRESS IS NOW READY TO TAKE
YOUR ORDER. WHAT'LL IT BE, HON?
OUR CROSSAVERSARY TODAY IS ANGEL SCAMPER #39429. CONGRATULATION TO OUR COTD AMGEL TOOMEY~~~
MOONPIE IS TOOTIE FRUITY MOONPIE. THE MOON TOON IS "MEAN OLD MOON....LIVE AT BLUE PLATE SPECIAL #2". BON APPETIT! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/29/2016 10:19.40 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
A QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE I GET STARTED! THE CORONATION WILL BE HELD THURSDAY THE 30TH AT 4PM EASTERN TIME AT THE CATVENTION CENTRE
PAGE #271826. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! OK, NOW THAT WE GOT THINGS ALL SETTLED WITH BROWSER, SHALL WE HOP IN OUR PINTO CARS, MAKE A PINTO
CARAVAN. JUST THINK OF ALL THE PAWSTRUCK LOOKS WE'LL GET! KITTIES DRIVING PINTOS! SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS....SAY CHEESE! AFTER WE LEAVE TEXAS
WE'LL PASS THROUGH OKLAHOMA & MISSOURI WHERE WE END UP AT THE END OF THE ROUTE! CHICAGO NAVY PIER! WE WILL TAKE A LITTLE SIDE TRIP TO THE EAST TO LAFAYETTE INDIANA. LILY, SUGGESTED WE STOP AT THE ROUTE 66 DINER FOR PEANUT BUTTER BURGERS, HOOSIER TENDERLOINS, COOL CAT 3 CHEESE OMELETTES & CHICKEN LITTLE EGG SALAD!! WE'LL MAKE THAT DETOUR BEFORE WE HIT THE NAVY PIER AMUSEMENT PARK.! WHO DOESN'T LOVE THE AMUSEMENT PARK? DID YOU KNOW THAT ROUTE 66 HAS BEEN THE "MOTHER ROAD" SINCE 1926? BEFORE INTERSTATES CAME INTO BEING, ROUTE 66 WAS "THE" ROAD TO TRAVEL. NOW IT'S PRETTY MUCH NON-EXISTANT EXCEPT IN THE MINDS OF THOSE WHO TRAVELED IT. SOME PLACES CAN STILL BE TRAVELED. . IT WAS ALSO CALLED THE WILL ROGERS HIGHWAY OR MAIN STREET OF AMERICA. OH THE NOSTALGIA OF IT ALL! THERE IS THE SONG ABOUT IT....GET YOUR KICKS ON ROUTE 66. ALSO WHO REMEMBERS THE TV SHOW "ROUTE 66" WITH BUZZ MURDOCH & TODD STILES, TRAVELING THE ROUTE IN THEIR 'VETTE? A REALLY NEAT BUDDY SHOW, IN THE STYLE OF JACK KAROUAC. THE TOTAL MILES FROM NAVY PIER TO SANTA MONICA PIER IS 2451 MILES OF AMERICANA.

NOW FOR THE FUN PART! THE NAVY PIER IS LOCATED ON THE SHORES OF LAKE MICHIGAN. IT'S 50 ACRES OF PARKS, GARDENS, SHOPS, RESTAURANTS, FAMILY
ATTRACTIONS & EXHIBITS. THE FORMER MUNICIPAL PIER WAS NAMED NAVY PIER IN HONOR OF OUR WWI VETS IN 1927. THE MUNICIPAL PIER OPENED IN 1917. THE PIER
WAS USED TO TOSS DRAFT DODGERS IN THE POKEY, & FOR PAGEANTS. IN 1941 IT BECAME A NAVAL TRAINING STATION. SOME OF THE ATTRACTIONS INCLUDE THE
SEADOG VENTURES, SHORELINE SIGHTSEEING TOURS, THE TALL SHIP "WINDY" & WATER TAXIS. THEY HAVE THE AMAZING FUNHOUSE MAZE, THE CHICAGO CHILDRENS
MUSEUM, A MONORAIL, ROLLER COASTER, A FERRIS WHEEL, FLOATING HOTEL & A WATER PARK WITH A GREAT LAKES THEME. NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME NAVY PIER
FUN FACTS? FAMOUS ARCHITECT DANIEL BURNHAM PLANNED ON HAVING 5 PIERS, BUT THE NAVY PIER WAS THE ONLY ON THAT CAME ABOUT. FROM 1946-1965
IT WAS HOME TO UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS. OH THE FRAT PAWTIES THEY HAD! TOGA! IN 1977 IT WAS NAMED AS A CHICAGO LANDMARK. THE FERRIS WHEEL IS 150 FT
HIGH. CLINTON SHEPARD SET THE GUINNESS RECORD FOR RIDING THE FERRIS WHEEL FOR 48+ HRS! HE WAS THE PARK OPERATIONS MANAGER. IN 2001 BEGAN THE
ANNUAL WINTER WONDERFEST. THE PIER IS 3300 FT LONG. HERE'S A COOL LINK! SHIPS AHOY, MATEY!
http://www.aviewoncities.com/chicago/navypier.htm
TODAYS CROSSAVERSARY IS A.SYLVESTER KNIGHT #11567..........CONGRATULATIONS TO COTD ANGEL SHILO~~~
SALT WATER TAFFY MOONPIES TODAY. MOON TOON IS "BLUE CHICAGO MOON" BY OHIA. HAPPY DAYS SAILOR KITTIES! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/28/2016 10:50.28 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
A QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE I GET STARTED! THE CORONATION WILL BE HELD THURSDAY THE 30TH AT 4PM EASTERN TIME AT THE CATVENTION CENTRE
PAGE #271826. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! OK I SHALL NOW COMMENCE WITH TODAYS BLOG. CALLING ALL KITTIES!!! A KITTY NAMED BROWSER WHO LIVES IN
WHITE SETTLEMENT, TX, REALLY NEEDS OUR HELP. SEEMS THIS IS A SUBURB OF FT.WORTH. THE LOCAL LIBRARY HAS IT'S TOP MOUSER....BROWSER, WHO'S BEEN
LIVING IN THE LIBRARY FOR 5 YRS, KEEPING IT VERMIN FREE. NOW THE BLUE MEANIES WHO MAKE UP THE CITY COUNCIL WANNA EVICT THE BELOVED BROWSER.
SEEMS SOME BONEHEAD GOT THEIR CHONIES IN A BUNCH CUZ THEY COULDNT BRING THEY PUPPY (HISS! SPIT!) TO WORK AT THE LIBRARY. THEY PUT UP A STINK THAT WHY SHOULD A KITTY BE ALLOWED BUT NOT A DOG? I CAN THINK OF 1001 REASONS. IT WAS A 2-1 VOTE TO OUST THE BELOVED FORMER SHELTER BROWSER, HE
WHO KEEPS THE LIBRARY PEST FREE & KEEPS THE YOUNG READERS COMPANY. HOW RUDE! IN THE 5 YRS THAT BROWSER'S BEEN THERE, NEVER A COMPLAINT. IT
ONLY TOOK ONE BAD APPLE TO TRY...I SAY "TRY"... CUZ THAT'S NOT THE END OF THE STORY. NOPE, THE MAYOR, RON WHITE, TOLD THE FT.WORTH STAR-TELEGRAM,
THAT BROWSER ISN'T HURTING ANYONE. THE CITY COUNCIL JUST TOOK THINGS INTO THEIR OWN PAWS JUST CUZ THEY DON'T LIKE CATS! HAVE YOU EVER? WELL, NEWS
FLASH! CATS DONT LIKE THE CITY COUNCIL! MAYOR WHITE SAID THE ELECTION'S COMING UP IN NOVEMBER. THE TOWNSPEOPLE ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THIS &
I THOUGHT WE COULD JOIN IN THE PROTEST, PASS OUT PETITION, PUT UP FLYERS ALL TO MAKE SURE THAT BROWSER ISN'T EVICTED! THE SUBJECT OF DEWEY THE
LIBRARY CAT IN SPENCER, IOWA HAS COME UP AS WELL AS ANOTHER LIBRARY KITTY NAMED BROWSER IN PINE RIVER, MINNESOTA. WE ABSOLUTELY MUST HELP
BROWSER KEEP HIS HOME IN THE LIBRARY WHERE HE BELONGS. I HAVE A LINK FOR BROWSER SO YOU CAN READ HIS STORY. I JUST CANNOT SEEM TO FIT TOO MUCH
ON MY BLOGS! SO HERE....ENJOY!
http://www.wslibrary.org/Browser.html
WE CAN HELP THE RESIDENTS OUT BY CARRYING SIGNS SAYING "SAVE BROWSER!" WE CAN WEAR SANDWICH BOARDS, BROADCAST FROM THE LOCAT CAT RADIO
STATION....KATZ, GET IT OUT OVER THE AIR WAVES. IT'S ALREADY ON FACEBOOK. I PUT SOME PIX OF BROWSER & HIS LIBRARY IN MY GALLERY. BEFORE WE GET TO
TEXAS, SEEMS THE ELVES WERE AT IT AGAIN LAST NIGHT, TRANSPORTING US FROM PORTLAND DOWN TO SANTA MONICA PIER, IN SO.CALIF. MOMS OLD STOMPIN'
GROUND! NOW THE SANTA MONICA PIER IS THE VERY END OF THE FAMOUS ROUTE 66. ENDING IN THE WEST AT THE OCEANS EDGE OF SANTA MONICA, IT GOES
EAST THEN NORTH, ENDING AT CHICAGO'S NAVY PIER! I THOUGHT WHAT FUN IT WOULD BE TO GET INTO OUR FORD PINTOS AND DRIVE EAST TO TEXAS, THEN
HEAD UP TO THE NAVY PIER! THIS MAY TAKE A FEW DAYS, BUT I HAVE TIL THURSDAY WHEN I RETIRE....SNIFF SNIFF, PUTTING MY CROWN ON OUR NEW QUEEN ROSIES'
HEAD. TIL THAT WE GOTTA LOT TO DO!*************HAPPY DOPTY DAY TO A.SHILO #277331....CONGRATULATION TO OUR COTD CLEO~~~
MOONPIE IS STARFRUIT MOONPIES. MOON TOON IS "DESERT MOON" BY DENNIS DeYOUNG. HAPPY TRAILS! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/27/2016 09:55.04 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
WELCOME KITTIES! WE ARE BACK IN PORTLAND TO SEE THE AMAZING ACROCATS! I KNOW WE HAD THE POPOVICH CAT CIRCUS BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NUTHER ONE!
IT'S GOING ON FOR REAL THIS VERY DAY...SUNDAY! IT WILL GO THROUGH JUNE 29TH WITH CAT PURRFORMANCES. IT'S EXCITING! IT'S AMAZING! IT'S CAT-TASTIC! IT IS
SAMANTHA MARTINS BABY. IT'S A ONE HOUR SHOW FEATURING OVER A DOZEN FABULOUS FELINES, ALL FORMER RESCUES, ORPHANS & STRAYS! THEY WILL BE
WALKING THE TIGHT ROPE, PUSHING CARTS, SKATEBOARDING, JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS, RINGING BELLS, BALANCING ON BALLS & TURNING ON LIGHTS! HOW
TALENTED ARE THEY? THE NEWBIE TO THE TROUPE IS ALLEY. SHE'LL SURELY AMAZE & DELIGHT YOU WITH HER SPUNKINESS. THERE'S MORE! THE STAR OF THE SHOW, TUNA, IS THE LEADER OF THE ONLY CAT BAND IN EXISTANCE...THE ROCK CATS. WITH OZ ON GUITAR, DAKOTA ON DRUMS, NUE ON KEYBOARD & SOOKIE ON CHIMES.
TUNA ALSO PLAYS THE COWBELLS. THEY EVEN HAVE A CHICKEN, "CLUCK" NORRIS, ON CYMBALS & TAMBOURINE! HOPE THEY DON'T SERVE HIM FOR LUNCH! SAMANTHA MARTIN IS THE CEH (CHEIF EXECUTIVE HUMAN) FOR THE AMAZING ACROCATS. SHE CHALLENGES THE MYTH THAT CATS CAN'T BE TRAINED. I GUESS
NOT ALL OF US CAN BE UNLESS THEY PAY US ENOUGH! TUNA & THE GANG ARE ALL HOUSECATS WHO GOT TRAINED IN THE JACKSON GALAXY METHOD OF THE
CLICKER TRAINING. A PORTION OF THE TICKET SALES WILL GO TO FELINE SHELTER & RESCUE ORGANIZATIONS. IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS, SAMANTHA HAS PURRSONALY FOUND HOMES FOR OVER 130 CATS & KITTENS. SHE CONTINUES TO TAKE THE FOSTERS ON THE ROAD, TRYING TO FIND THEM THEIR FUREVER HOMES.
IN THE MEANTIME, THEY ARE A BUNCH OF HAM CATS WHO LOVE TO ENTERTAIN THE CROWDS! I EVEN FOUND A LINK FOR THEM! READ ALL ABOUT IT! SEE SOME
CUTE PIX OF KITTIES IN ACTION:
http://circuscats.com/

THEY EVEN HAVE THEIR VERY OWN TOUR BUS! SEE THE PHOTOS IN MY GALLERY! AFTER THE SHOW, LETS GO TO THE FOOD CART COURT. PORTLAND IS VERY
POPULAR FOR THEIR FOOD CARTS & FOOD. ALL THE FOODS YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE! NEXT MONTH THEY WILL HAVE THE 33RD ANNUAL "BITE OF PORTLAND".
IT'S AT THE PORTLAND WATERFRONT ON THE WILLAMETTE RIVER. THEY FEATURE ALL THINGS OREGON, SUCH AS CRAFT BEERS & WINES FROM LOCAL WINERIES.
ALL THE FOOD IS FROM OREGON: MARIONBERRIES, TILLAMOOK DAIRY GOODS. FRESH OREGON COJO SALMON ALONG WITH OTHER VARIETIES OF OREGON BERRIES, FISH, BEEF, TATERS, BAKED GOODS & CANDIES! THEY ARE HAVING A SNEAK PEEK FOR US TODAY & THEY WANT US TO GIVE THEM OUR REVIEW. PURRTICIPATING WILL BE 12 RESTAURANTS, 4 FOOD CARTS & THE BOUNTY CHEFS TABLE FEATURING DELECTABLE HOME GROWN FOOD. THE FOOD CART COURT IS LIKE BEING IN AN INTERNATIONAL FOOD COURT! FOOD FROM ALL 4 CORNERS OF THE WORLD. WHAT IS YOUR PLEASURE TODAY? I ALSO FOUND A LINK FOR ALL THE FOOD CARTS. THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY TO FIT IN HERE:
http://www.foodcartsportland.com/
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD ANGEL ROCKY~~~ TODAYS IS ORANGE CRUSH MOONPIES. OUR MOON IS "CIRCUS ON THE MOON" BY BRUCE HORNSBY.
HAVE A FOOD-TASTIC DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/26/2016 11:01.40 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
OFF WITH YOUR SHORTS, KITTIES! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO PORTLAND, THE ROSE CITY, FOR THE 13TH ANNUAL PORTLAND NEKKED BIKE RIDE! SILLY AS IT
SOUNDS, IT'S A FACT! MOM SAW IT ABOUT 6 YRS AGO WITH HER OWN EYES WHEN SHE WAS IN PORTLAND AT A STOP LIGHT. ABOUT 50+ NEKKED BIKE RIDERS
WENT RIDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER CAR! SHE WAS ALL LIKE "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ONE HERE"? BEING IN "KEEPING IT WEIRD" PORTLAND, DIDN'T COME
AS MUCH OF A SURPRISE TO HER. ON THE TV NEWS THAT NIGHT SHE SAW ALL ABOUT IT. IT STARTED IN 2004 WITH A VERY HEALTHY TURN OUT. ACTUALLY IT'S
A WORLD WIDE EVENT. ALL OVER THE GLOBE, BUT IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE, THEY HAVE THERES IN JANUARY WHEN IT'S SUMMER. I AM ATTACHING A LINK.
WARNING! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK AS IT SHOWS RIDERS NEKKED. NOTHING X-RATED ABOUT IT, BUT SOME OF YOU MAY BE SHY SO I CAN'T BE POSTING NAKKED
PIX ON MY GALLERY. EXCEPT FOR ONE FELLA IN FRONT OF THE KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD SIGN ACROSS FROM VOODOO DONUTS. THANK GOODNESS LILY'S MOM
PUT A MONKEY BUTT STICKER ON THE NEKKED GUYS BUTT. IT'S A PHOTO TAKEN FROM THE BACK SO ALL YOU'D SEE IF NOT FOR THE MONKEY BUTT STICKER, WOULD
BE A LITTLE PLUMBERS CRACK. IT'S ALL GOOD FUN AND THE CITIES ALLOW IT. SO CAN'T BE OFFENSIVE, BUT JUST TO BE SURE, I'M PUTTING THIS DISCLAMER TO
VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION:
http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/
THOUSAND OF NEKKED BIKERS FLOCK TO PORTLAND FOR THE RIDE EVER JUNE ON THE LAST CATURDAY OF THE MONTH. IT'S A PROTEST THAT PROMOTES BIKE
RIDING AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO CARS. PORLTAND IS A BIG TIME BIKE CITY. THEY JUST APPROVED THE BORROW A BIKE. YOU CAN PICK UP A BIKE AT ONE PLACE
AND USE IT, DROPPING IT OFF AT ANOTHER FREE BIKE PLACE. WHAT A GREAT IDEA! I HEAR THIS IS BIG IN EUROPE. NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEE NEKKED. YOU
CAN WEAR A THONG, SPEEDOS, BOARD SHORTS, G-STRING OR JUST REGULAR STREET CLOTHES. IT'S CLOTHING OPTIONAL. I CAN'T IMAGINE IT TO BE ALL THAT
COMFY, ESPECIALLY FOR YOU TOMS, SO MAYBE USE A SHEEPSKIN COVER FOR THE SEAT. THIS IS A BIG PAWTY AS WELL AS A PROTEST. THE NEKKED BIKE RACE
IS HELD IN MORE THAN 75 CITIES IN THE U.S. AS WELL AS 20 FOREING COUNTIES. IN 2014 PORTLAND HAD OVER 8000 NEKKED RIDERS. THE THEME OF THE RIDE
IS "BARE IF YOU DARE". AT LEAST IT'S COOL AND WILL BE A PLEASANT 74 WITH SUN & CLOUDS TOMORROW. NO STICKING TO THE BIKE SEATS. BUT WITH SHEEPSKIN
YOU WON'T STICK. THE TRUE WEIRDNESS THAT IS PORTLAND REALLY SHOWS ITSELF OFF ON THIS DAY! EVEN THE PO-PO COME OUT TO DIRECT THE BIKERS AND THEY
CLOSE OFF THE STREETS TO CARS. THEY EVEN STOP AND SCMOOZE WITH THE RIDERS. SOMETIMES THERE IS EVEN A MARCHING BAND! THE RIDE HAS BEEN INCREASING
IN RIDERS BY 50% WITH EACH PASSING YEAR! SO SETTLE ON THE SHEEPSKIN, BARE IF YOU DARE AND RIDE LIKE THE WIND!
WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY BOY TODAY....ROCKY #259343.......CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD QA KUCE! MOONPIE TODAY IS LEMON MERINGUE. MOON TOON IS "BIKE RIDE TO THE
MOON" BY XTC! HAPPY RIDING! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/25/2016 10:29.09 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
NIN HAO! THIS IS "HELLO" IN CANTONESE! MY MOM ALWAYS SAID THAT US CATS WHEN WE ARE IN OUR LITTER BOXES, DIGGING...DIGGING, THAT WE ARE
DIGGING OUR WAY TO CHINA! WELL, HERE WE ARE, AND SINCE WE ARRIVED YESTERDAY, WHAT BETTER IDEA THAN TO STICK AROUND FOR A FEW DAYS EXPLORING
ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS CHINA HAS TO OFFER! FIRST STOP TODAY IS THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA! BE SURE TO HAVE YOUR COMFY SHOES ON TODAY AS
IT'S ONE LONG WALK! THE WALL IS ALSO CALLED "WANLI CHANGCHENG" OR LONG WALL. FUN FACTS A'COMING! IT WAS BUILT IN SECTIONS BY DIFFERENT DYNASTIES,
NOT ONE CONTINUOUS WORK AS THE MYTHS HAVE IT. DURING CONSTRUCTION IT WAS CALLED THE LONGEST CEMETARY ON EARTH, SINCE SO MANY DIED BUILDING
IT. THE MAIN WALL IS 2145 MILES LONG BUT HAS OFF-SHOOTS. IT'S THE LONGEST MAN-MADE STRUCTURE IN THE WORLD. THE MOST VISITED SECTION IS CLOSE TO
BEIJING, THAT PART WAS BUILT DURING THE MING DYNASTY. IT WAS BUILT AS A WAY TO KEEP THE ENEMY COUNTRIES FROM INVADING.THE ENTIRE WALL IN ALL
ITS SECTIONS IS A WHOPPIN' 31,071 MILES LONG! RUMOR HAS IT THAT THE GREAT WALL CAN BE SEEN FROM THE MOON. LET'S ASK NEIL ARMSTRONG! THE MORTAR
USED TO BIND THE THE STONES WAS RICE FLOUR. THEY HAVE TONS OF RICE PADDIES. NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS GET STICKY OR FRIED RICE WITH EVERY MEAL!
THE WALL ATTRACTS ABOUT 50 MILLION VISITORS A YEAR. THE FIRST WALL SECTION WAS BUILT IN 260-210 B.C. BY THE QIN DYNASTY! LATER DYNASTIES WERE THE
HAN, SUI, JIN & MING. SPEAKING OF THE MING DYNASTY, THEY MADE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CERAMIC VASES! THEY WERE MILKY WHITE AND COBALT BLUE. THE MING DYNASTY RULED FROM 1368-1644. MING ISN'T A FAMILY NAME BUT AN APPELLATION, MEANING "BRIGHT". I DO BELIEVE I SAW A REALLY COOL STORE CARRYING LOTSA
MING PRODUCTS. SHALL WE GO SHOPPING? HOPE Y'ALL BROUGHT LOTSA YENS WITH YOU. NO BULLS ARE ALLOWED IN THE CHINA SHOP!

ALSO VERY POPULAR & INDIGENOUS TO CHINA IS THE GIANT PANDA! HOW CAN YOU NOT SAY AWWWWW TO THEM? THE BABIES ARE SO ADORABLE THAT IM SURE
YOU'LL ALL WANNA TAKE ONE HOME, BUT SORRY TO SAY, NO CAN DO! THE PANDA IS ALSO CALLED THE BLACK & WHITE CAT FOOT, OR THE BIG BEAR CAT! THEY
LOVE TO MUNCH ON BAMBOO. THEY ARE ALSO CARNIVORES IF IT'S ON THE MENU. IN CAPTIVITY THE MENU HAS YAMS, BANANAS, HONEY, ORANGES & FISH.
THEY HAVE THUMBS AND CAN LIVE 20-30 YEARS. I THINK THEY'VE INVITED US OVER TODAY FOR SOME GREEN BAMBOO TEA WITH HONEY! LET'S TAKE THEM A BAG
OF FRUIT, SHALL WE? I'M NOT SURE IF THEY CAN EAT CHINESE TAKE-OUT BUT IF THEY CAN'T, WE WILL. WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO HERE IN CHINA THE NEXT COUPLE
OF DAYS. DID YOU KNOW THAT ICE CREME WAS INVENTED IN CHINA IN 2000 B.C. IT WAS SOFT MILK & RICE MIXED IN WITH SNOW. WE CAN ALSO GO VISIT THE GREAT BUDDHA. GREATHEY EVEN HAVE CAT BUDDHAS! THEY'RE IN MY PHOTO GALLERY!
BIRTHDAYS TODAY: Q.A.KUCE #7387 AND A.SPHYNX #14551 (SAME FAMILY). CROSSAVERSARY....A.GYPSY #114577. CONGRATS TO COTDS ECHO & FRANCIS~~~
LOTUS BLOSSOM MOONPIES TODAY. MOON TOON IS "CHINESE MOON" BY SURFEROSA. ZAI ZAIN! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/24/2016 11:13.31 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
READY FOR A LITTLE VACAY? WE ARE GOING TO CHINA TODAY. I HAVE A FRIEND & HER FAMILY I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET. SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW
OF HER. SAGWA THE CHINESE SIAMESE CAT. HER SHOW IS BASED ON THE BOOK BY AMY TAN, WHO WROTE "THE JOY LUCK CLUB". HER ANIMATED SHOW USED TO
BE ON PBS KIDS. IT'S ABOUT SAGWA, HER BROTHER DONGWA & LITTLE SIS SHEEGWA. THEY LIVE IN THE ROYAL PALACE WITH THE MAGISTRATE,
HIS WIFE & 3 DAUGHTERS. THE MAGISTRATE IS RATHER...UH....FLUFFY, WHILE THE GIRLS ARE ALL VERY THIN. THEY ALL WEAR BEAUTIFUL SILK KIMONOS.
THEY LIVE IN THE MID 1800'S WITH THOSE BIG TALL MOUNTAINS ALL AROUND. THEY HANG OUT WITH THE ALLEY CATS WHEN NOT IN THE CASTLE. IT'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL PLACE WITH THINGS MADE OF JADE & STONE. TEMPLES & CHINESE PAGODAS ALL AROUND. SAGWA'S FAMILY IS THE "MIAO" FAMILY. THEIR NAMES ARE REALLY FUNNY. SAGWA MEANS "SILLY MELON HEAD". BRO DONGWA IS "WATERMELON". SIS SHEEGWA IS "WINTER MELON". BABA WIM BAO IS DADDY &
MAMA SHAO FUN IS MAMA. NAI-NAI IS THE PATERNAL GMA. YE-YE IS THE PATERNAL GPA. THE ROYAL MAGISTRATE NAME IS CHANG FOO SOON, AKA THE FOOLISH
MAGISTRATE! HIS WIFE IS TAI-TAI. THEIR 3 DAUGHTERS ARE BA-DO (WHITE BEAN), LUK-DO (GREEN/ MUNG BEAN) & HUANG-DO (SOYBEAN/YELLOW BEAN).
ALSO THE COOK AND THE READER, WHO READS THE SCROLLS, WRITTEN IN CALIGRAPHY BY THE MIAO FAMILY, TO THE VILLAGERS. SAGWA & HERSIBS HANG OUT
WITH THE ALLEY CATS.THEY HAVE THE PALACE MICE WHO LIVE IN THE WALLS. SHEI-HU & HIS COUSIN SHEI-HE. THEY ARE BUDDIES WITH THE KITTIES, HAVING
LOTS OF FUN. THE ALLEY CATS ARE A RAG-TAG BUNCH BUT THEY HAVE FUN SOMETIMES. THE BULLIES ARE WING-WING, JET-JET & LIK-LIK. THE LIKE TO TEASE SAGWA
& HER SIBS FOR BEING PAMPERED KITTIES. THE OTHER ALLEY CATS ARE NICE. A GIRL KITTY NAMED HUN-HUN & A TOM NAMED FAM.

THE FOOLISH MAGISTRATES WIFE HAS 3 PEKINGESE YAPPY DOGS, AKA THE SLEEVE DOGS, WHO HIDE IN TAI-TIA'S BIG SLEEVES OF HER KIMONO. THEY ARE PESKY
LITTLE CRITTER WHO LIKE TO ANTOGONIZE THE KITTIES WITH THEIR SUPERIORITY. THE FOOLISHMAGISTRATE & TAI-TAI ARE VERY FRIGHTENED OF THE MICE, SO THEY ARE GRATEFUL TO HAVE THEM MELONS AROUND. THE SLEEVE DOGS NAMES ARE PING, PONG& PANG. THE MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL/ MOON FESTIVAL, THEY MAKE MOON CAKES. THIS IS ONE OF THE 4 MOST IMPAWTENT FESTIVALS OF THE YEAR. THE RED BEAN OR LOCUST RICH FILLING IN A CRUST MADE FROM DUCK EGG YOLKS & FLOUR. THEY PUT A HIDDEN MESSAGE IN THE MIDDLE. LET'S HAVE THE WORKS FOR LUNCH! PEKING DUCK, SWEET/SOUR CHICKEN, FRIED SHRIMP, PORK FRIED RICE, ALMOND CHICKEN, EGG FU YUNG, CHOW MEIN, EGG & SPRING ROLLS, KUNG PAO CHICKEN, DEEP FRIED WONTON, CRAB RANGOON, BEEF/BROCOLI BROCCOLI. HOT & SOUR SOUP, EGG FLOWER SOUP & WONTON SOUP! GREEN TEA, FORTUNE & ALMOND COOKIES AT THE END OF THE MEAL.
TODAYS BIRTHDAYS: ANGEL MUFFY #217963***ECHO & FRANCIS #187446~~~DOPTY DAYS: GIN-GIN #12433 & CALLIE KNIGHT #239447.
CONGRATULATIONS TO COTD ANGEL JES~~~
MOONPIE TODAY IS ALMOND MOONPIES. MOON TOON IS "SOUTH CHINA MOON" BY BISHOP ALLEN! ZAI ZAIN!! LUVYA K.A.ELMI

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/23/2016 10:42.04 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
HEY BOYS & GIRLS! YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON. TODAY WE ARE GONNA EXPLORE THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CATS IN HATS. ALL THE MANY HATS THAT
ARE AROUND & SOME FUN FACTS! LET'S HAVE A FASHION SHOW! FIRST UP IS LILY WEARING A CUTE FUZZY BUNNY HAT. IT'S A FUN HAT & OH
SO CUTE! WE HAVE MALLOW WEARING HER BLACK LEATHER BIKER CHICK HARLEY HAT! JUST LIKE THE ONE JAMES DEAN WORE IN "REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE".
HERE'S K.MIKEY SPORTING A GREEN ST.PADDY'S DAY TOP HAT WITH BOW TIE! I MYSELF HAVE AN ORANGE/WHITE CHECKED BERET. MY LOVELY QUEEN POUNCIE
IS SHOWING OFF HER PINK FLOWERED PAWTY HAT.TRES JOLIE! SPANKY JACK IS MODELING THE ENGLISH STYLE BLACK BOWLER HAT. HERE COMES PETE ON SAFARI IN HIS KHAKI BUSH HAT. SORTA LIKE JUNGLE JACK HANNA WEARS. OUR SIS, A.PAWPAW HAS HER FANCY FLOWERED WITH NET PURPLE LADY HAT. HER HANDSOME BOYFRIEND SMOKEY HAS ON HIS FISHING HAT MADE OF CANVAS WITH FISHING LURES PINNED ALL AROUND THE BRIM. RENNIE BOOTS LOOKS LOVELY IN HER PINK FRILLY CHURCH LADY HAT. JAKAR IS FEELING SO GOOD THAT HE WANTED TO WEAR HIS COWBOY HAT. GIDDYAP! SQUEEVE/STEVE IS SHOWING OFF HIS SCOTISH PLAID BERET WITH A POM POM ON TOP. SORTA LIKE A GOLFERS HAT. CASPER TODD HAS ON HIS NEWSIE CAP, IN HERRINGBONE WOOL, JUST LIKE THE BROADWAY MUSICAL...NEWSIES! AQ GRACIE HAS HER SUMMER STRAW CHAPEAU WHILE HER HUBS A.MAX HAS A GREEN PLAID FEDORA. K-TUCK IS MODELING A DELICIOUS LOOKING WATERMELON HAT. MOJO BLACKBEAR HAS HER WITCHES HAT ON, BUT A GOOD WITCH, LIKE GLENDA. SAKURA
HAS A LOVELY BLUE HAT WITH BLUE BELLS AROUND THE BRIM. DEAN HAS A PIRATES HAT.....ARRRGGG! WHISKERS IS SPORTING A COOL FEZ, WITH THE TASSLE, LIKE
THE SHRINERS WEAR! PETE'S SISTER TALLEY IS LOOKING CUTE IN A PUNKIN HAT! HERE COMES SPONGIE LOOKING FESTIVE IN A SANTA HAT! YOU ALL JUST LOOK
TERRIFIC AND YOU'RE ALL GREAT FASHION MODELS!

HATS BECAME DE RIGUER ABOUT 3000 B.C. ONE OF THE EARLIEST HATS KNOWN TO MEN, WOMEN & CATS WAS BRONZE AGE MAN NAMED OTZI IN 3300 B.C. IT WAS A BEARSKIN HAT WITH A CHIN STRAP. MADE OF SEVERAL HIDES STICTCHED TOGETHER IT RESEMBLED A RUSSIAN FUR HAT WITHOUT THE EAR FLAPS. IN THE 1980'S HATS, OR LIDS, MADE A REALLY BIG COMEBACK. THIS IS WEARABLE ART & LADY GAGA IS LIKE THE QUEEN OF THE WEIRD HATS! HAT MAKERS ARE CALLED MILLINARIES. THE NAME MILLINER MOST LIKELY COMES FROM THE MIDDLE ENGLISH WORD "MILENER". MEANING A RESIDENT FROM MILAN, ITALY. NOT ONLY ARE HATS CUTE, SYLISH, THE SIGN OF AFFLUENCE OR THE LOWER CLASS, LIKE THE NEWSIE CAPS, THEY ARE AN IMPAWTENT PART OF LIFE & THEY KEEP YOUR HEADS WARM! OUR COMPANY IS CALLED THE KAEQAP....KAYKWAP. TRANSLATION: KING ANGEL ELMIE/QUEEN ANGEL POUNCIE. AND ALL HATS ARE MADE LOCAL RIGHT HERE ON PINTO ISLAND. IF WE MUST OUTSOURCE, IT GOES TO THE SUSQUEHANA HAT COMPANY. THEY WERE MADE FAMOUS
BY AN ABBOTT & COSTELLO SKIT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANGEL JES #21010. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD KING ANGEL ANDERSON~~~~
MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS THE KIWI LIME MOONPIE. MOON TOON IS "HARVEST MOON" BY NEIL YOUNG. HAVE A MAD HATTER DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/22/2016 01:10.21 PM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
WELL, BOYS & GIRLS! IT'S THAT TIME OF MONTH ONCE AGAIN. IT'S THE FULL STRAWBERRY MOON WHICH IS SHARING THE DAY WITH THE SUMMER SOLTICE. THAT
DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST 50 YEARS! THE LAST TIME WAS JUNE 1967. WOW, THIS DAY WILL BE SOMETHING SPECIAL. WHY
THE STRAWBERRY MOON, YOU MAY ASK? A FEW REASONS. THE ALGONQUIN INDIANS KNEW THAT IT SIGNIFIED THAT FRUIT, ESPECIALLY STRAWBERRIES, WOULD BE
RIPE FOR THE PICKIN'. ALSO CALLED THE ROSE MOON, THE HOT MOON & THE HONEY MOON. IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE IT'S THE LONG NIGHT MOON. MAKES
SENSE, RIGHT? AFTER THIS WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 46 YEARS TO SEE THIS AGAIN. JUNE 21, 2062. OUR NEXT FULL MOON PAWTY HERE ON THE PINTO WILL BE
JULY 19TH. IT'LL BE THE FULL BUCK MOON. IN 2014 THE JUNE STRAWBERRY MOON WAS VERY RARE IN THAT IT FELL ON A FRIDAY THE 13TH. PREVIOUSLY IT HAPPENED IN 1919 & NEXT TIME ON FRIDAY THE 13TH 2098! GEE, WONDER IF ANY OF US WILL STILL BE HERE TO SEE IT? I HAVE TO BELIEVE WE WILL AS US CATS ARE IMMORTAL.
NOW THIS MEANS OUR PAWTY CATIO WILL BE DECKED OUT IN STRAWBERRY PRINT LINEN TABLECLOTHES WHICH AQ GRACIE & LILY WILL DO. ALONG WITH THE
CENTERPIECE OF STRAWBERRIES AND FLOWERS. THE SNACK BOWLS WILL HAVE CAT SHAPED STRAWBERRIES! THESE PIX ARE IN MY GALLERY. MY MOM ACTUALLY
HAD THE VERY SAME STRAWBERRY TABLE CLOTH IN THERE. THEY WERE VERY POPULAR IN THE 50'S. MOM WOULD PICK THEM UP YEARS LATER AT THE THRIFT
STORES. VERY KITCSHY I HAVE TO SAY! WE WILL BE HAVING COLD STRAWBERRY SOUP. SORTA LIKE SEVICHE BUT NOT FISHY. OH SO SWEET! AND STRAWBERRY
JELLO MOLD WITH SOUR CREME IN THE MIDDLE. STRAWBERRY GREEN SALADS. STRAWBERRY STEAK, STRAWBERRIES WITH AVACADO, STRAWBERRY MOONPIES.
STRAWBERRY ICE CREME,STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES. STRAWBERRY TACOS. SPONGIE WILL BE SHIMMYING UP THE COCONUT TREES TO STRING TWINKLY STRAWBERRY PATIO LIGHTS, WHILE A.MALLOW HELPS HIM OUT BY FLYING THEM UP TO HIM. OUR BEACH WILL BE COLORED WITH STRAWBERRY JUICE TO MAKE THE SAND PINK!

BUT WHAT'S A STRAWBERRY WITHOUT A BANANA? WE'LL BE GOING INTO THE JUNGLE TO "BORROW" SOME BANANAS. WE'LL HAVE GAMES LIKE STRAWBERRY BEER PONG, PIN THE STEM ON THE STRAWBERRY. HERE WE GO 'ROUND THE STRAWBERRY BUSH. THE STRAWBERRY MOONPIE TOSS, PIES IN THE FACE, STRAWBERRY SHADES FOR EVERYONE, STRAWBERRY BONNETS FOR THE GALS & STRAWBERRY FEDORA FOR THE GUYS. THE LITTLE ONES MIGHT WANNA DRESS UP LIKE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE! WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN &THE FULL MOON COMES UP, SQUEEVE/STEVE WILL BE SERVING STRAWBERRY DAQUIRIS FROM IS FLOATING TIKI BAR. ON ANOTHER NOTE, I SAW A FEW SUGGESTIIONS THAT ME, K.A.ELMIE & MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, Q.A.POUNCER SHOULD BE CROWNED THE RC COLA & MOONPIE KING & QUEEN! WE SURE THANK YOU FROM THE COCKLES OF OUR HEARTS & WE HAPPILY ACCEPT! THANK YOU EVERYONE! OUR CROSSAVERSARY TODAY IS ANGEL BOCIFOUS #85530........CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD
MOONPIE IS STRAWBERRY GANACHE MOONPIE. MOON TOON IS "STRAWBERRY MOON" BY NEPTUNES CAR. HAVE A "BERRY" FUN DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/20/2016 10:08.55 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE PINTO COUNTY FAIR.....WE ARE HAVING OUR VERSION OF CONEY ISLANDS 4TH O'JULY HOT DOG EATING CONTEST! SPONSORED
BY NATHANS FAMOUS HOTDOGS, IT WAS FIRST STARTED BACK ON JULY 4TH 1919. 4 IMMIGRANTS WERE ARGUING WHO WAS THE MOST PATRIOTIC SO THEY
DEVISED A PLAN TO HE WHO ATE THE MOST IS THE MOST PATRIOTIC. JIM MULLEN WON. I'LL BETCHA HE WAN AN IRISHMAN! USUALLY JOEY "JAWS" CHESTNUT
WINS BUT NOT LAST TIME. IT WAS MATT STONIE. IN THE WOMENS DIVISION THE REIGNING CHAMP IS A LITTLE BITTY 5 FT 100 LB GIRL, SONYA "THE BLACK WIDOW"
THOMAS. MATT ATE 62 DOGS IN 10 MINUTES! TUMS ANYONE? THE WINNER GETS A BLINGED OUT YELLOW MUSTARD BELT. SONYA THE BLACK WIDOW GOT A PINK
ONE.THE BEST WAY TO WIN IS JUST SWALLOW THE DOG WHOLE, THEN SOAK THE BUN IN WATER AND CRAM IT IN AND SWALLOW. IM SURPRISED THESE GUYS CAN
WALK OFF THE STAGE! AFTER THAT WE'LL HAVE THE HOT DOG RACES. NO, NOT THE NATHANS HOG DOGS, BUT REAL LIVE DACHSHUNDS WEARING A BUN JACKET
AND RUNNING TOWARDS BIG BOTTLES OF HEINZ CATSUP & MUSTARD! IT'S A HOOT. I FOUND A YOUTUBE OF IT, SO AM ATTACHING IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM
GEE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THOSE LITTLE SHORT LEGS RUN SO FAST? I WONDER IF US KITTIES COULD HAVE A "COOL CAT RACE" RUNNING TOWARDS THE
GOOD HUMOR MAN AND HIS TRUCK! WOULD WE HAVE TO WEAR ICE CREME CONE JACKETS? EITHER WAY, WE LOOK TOTALLY COOL ALWAYS! ANY TAKERS?
WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH THAT, IT'LL BE TIME FOR THE PIE EATIN' CONTEST. NO COUNTY FAIR WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT ONE. WE HAVE BERRY & CHERRY
PIES, CREME PIES LIKE BANANA, COCONUT, CHOCOLATE, BUTTERSCOTCH. TAKE YOUR PICK. YOU GOTTA HAVE YOUR PAWS BEHIND YOU, PUT YOUR FACE DOWN
RIGHT IN THE PIE PAN, START EATING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! THIS ISN'T REALLY HOW MUCH YOU CAN EAT, BUT WHO GETS THE GNARLIEST, STICKIEST,
MESSIEST & MOST CATTITUDE. THE WINNER WILL GET THE GOLDEN MOONPIE BELT! IF IT EVEN FITS AFTER THAT. THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER COMPETITIVE
EATING FOODS LIKE CHICKEN WINGS, SHRIMP, PICKLED EGGS, OYSTERS, DONUTS, ICE CREME, MEATBALLS, BURRITOS, TACOS AND MUCH MUCH MORE. MY
FAVORITE BY FAR IS THE MOON PIE COMPETITION! THE WINNER GETS THE GOLDEN MOONPIE BELT COMPLETE WITH A YEARS WORTH OF MOONPIES. THIS IS A
FINE WARM DAY FOR EATING AS MUCH AS WE WANT. SO MAYBE TOMORROW NONE OF US WILL BE ABLE TO SEE OUR FEET OR STAND UP, WE'LL ENJOY IT TO
THE MAX TODAY!
OUR TWO CROSSAVERSARIES TODAY ARE ANGEL ANDERSON #41067.....ANGEL FANG #236550. CONGRATS TO OUR COTD A.RHUDY
BLACKBERRY MOONPIES TODAY. MOON TOON IS "HOT DOG" BY ELVIS (GIRLS FAINTING) HAVE A HOT DIGGITY DOG DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/19/2016 09:33.22 AM Report This Comment
happy father's day!
janet's planning a balloon release as soon as she's home from work later on this morning to honor master, grampa and sandy who she won't leave out of anything as we all know how special she was to janet, right? hit 89 yesterday, going to be 90 today and 89 tomorrow before starting to cool back to the mid 80s on tues and now NO RAIN promised as they have been saying all along gone bust! go figure! april,angels,ab,haley

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & april and the 5 angels.

06/19/2016 01:41.59 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
WELCOME TO THE 72ND ANNUAL RC COLA & MOONPIE FESTIVAL, HELD IN BELT BUCKLE, TN! ALTHOUGH WE HAVE OUR OWN VERSION, WE COPY CAT THEIRS! IT'S
THE 4TH ANNUAL FOR THE PINTO! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DAYS OF THE YEAR! THERE IS EVEN A SONG ABOUT IT. THERE IS A 10 MILE MOONPIE RUN. YA GOTTA
REGISTER IN JANUARY TO BE IN IT. YOU GOTTA PICK UP YOUR PACKETS BETWEEN 5:45 & 6:45 BEFORE THE RACE. THE RACE ITSELF STARTS AT 7AM SHARP! BE THERE
OUR BE SQUARE. OR ROUND, LIKE A MOONPIE! HERE'S A LINK TO THE DEETS ABOUT THE RACE.
21st Annual RC Cola - MoonPie 10 Mile Run
A DAY OF FAMILY FUN FEATURING A CRAFT FAIR, CARNIVAL, LIVE MUSIC, GAMES,THE WORLDS LARGEST MOONPIE, THE MOONPIE TOSS, THE CROWNING OF KING & QUEEN MOONPIE, A PARADE, SYNCHRONIZED WADING EVENT & MUCH MUCH MORE! WE WILL TAKE THE DAY OFF FROM OUR OWN PINTO COUNTY FAIR, UNLESS YOU
WANNA STAY THERE. I'LL RESUME MY FUN BLOG FOR OUR FAIR ON SUNDAY. THIS RC COLA/MOONPIE IS JUST ONCE A YEAR, WAY TOO MUCH FUN TO PASS UP. THIS
FESTIVAL IS A SOUTHERN FESTIVAL BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SOUTHERN TO JOIN IN. JUST MAYBE DRAWL A BIT IF YOU'RE A YANKEE. BELT BUCKLE TN IS A LOVELY
LITTLE TOWN IN THE ROLLING HILLS. IT'S VERY TINY & A HISTORICAL VICTORIAN VILLAGE. OH YEAH, THERE IS ALSO CLOG DANCING, SO BREAK OUT THOSE CLOGS!
THE CORONATION WILL BE AT NOONTIME SHARP! GEE WHO SHALL WE HAVE AS OUR PINTO MOONPIE KING AND QUEEN? I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS! AFTER THE
CORONATION WILL BE THE CUTTING OF THE WORLD BIGGEST MOONPIE. FREE DESSERT FOR ALL!

IT'S A SOUTHERN TRADITION THAT IF YOU HAVE A MOONPIE, YOU MUST HAVE AN RC COLA! AFTER MY MOM GREW UP IN SO.CAL EATING MOONPIES, SHE NEVER
KNEW ANY OF THIS EXISTED. THEN MOVING UP HERE AND NOT SEEING MOONPIES FOR YEAR, SHE GOT A HANKERING FOR SOME BUT NONE TO BE FOUND. SINCE
IT'S A SOUTHERN SNACK, YOU CAN ONLY GET 'EM IN THE SOUTH. NO PROBLEM, MOM JUST ORDERED BOXES OF THEM ONLINE IN DIFFERENT FLAVORS & EVEN SENT
BOXES OF A DOZEN TO A BUNCH OF OUR CC FRIENDS A FEW YEARS AGO! WE GOT LEMON, ORANGE, STRAWBERRY, SALTED CARMEL MINI, COCONUT MINI (AVAILABLE
ONLY DURING MARDI GRAS). ONE OF OUR CC FRIENDS MOM SENT MOM SOME COCONUT ONE. NOT LIKE THE REGULAR MOONPIE BUT IN A LITTLE TIN, LIKE THOSE
MINI PECAN PIES YOU GET. THAT WAS EDDIE & ELI'S MOM JOANN. THAT WAS AWFULLY NICE OF HER. WE ALSO HAVE CHOCOLATE & VANILLA IN OUR KITCHEN PANTRY.
MOM WISHES SHE COULD HAVE ALL THE FUN FLAVORS WE ALL GET EVERY DAY!
HAPPY MOONPIE BIRTHDAY TO QUINCY #180493. HAPPY MOONPIE DOPTY TO RHUDY #124539! CONGRATS TO OUR COTD A.SYLVIA SEVILLE~~
RC COLA FLAVORED MOONPIES TODAY. MOON TOON IS "GIMME AN RC COLA & A MOONPIE" BY NRBQ (NEW RHYTHM & BLUES QUARTET)
HAVE AN OVER THE MOONPIE DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/18/2016 10:34.54 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
HEY LITTLE BUCKAROOS! WE ARE STILL AT THE PINTO COUNTY FAIR & WILL STAY HERE FOR AWHILE! THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH FUN STUFF TO PUT IN ONE DAYS
BLOG THAT I MUST KEEP US HERE! TODAY WE ARE GONNA GO TO THE RODEO! YEEEHAAAW! THE RODEO ORIGINATED IN SPAIN & MEXICO BUT ARE EVERYWHERE
NOW. THE MOST FAMOUS IS THE ALBERTA RODEO IN EDMONTON, AB, CANADA! IT'S THE GRANDDADDY OF ALL RODEOS! THE WORD "RODEO" COMES FROM SPANISH
WORD MEANING "ROUND UP". THEY HAVE BOTH WOMENS & MENS EVENTS, WHICH WE'LL SEE BOTH TODAY. THE "VAQUEROS (COWBOYS) HAVE THEIR LARIETS
(LASSOS), CHASING THE CALVES AROUND & LOOPING THE LARIET AROUND THEIR HEADS, THEN HOG TYING THEM UP. WE WILL ALSO SEE THE BUCKIN' BRONCO
RIDERS TRYING TO HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! THE VAQUREOS WEAR THEIR PINTO PRINT COWHIDE CHAPS, MATCHING VEST & 10 GALLON HATS WHICH THEY HOLD
UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH ONE PAW! YIPPEEKAYEE! NEXT IT'S OFF TO THE PIG RACES. THESE LITTLE BACONATORS RUN AROUND A DIRT, FAKE GRASS OR GRAVEL
TRACK. THEY HAVE THICK HOOVES SO THEY DON'T GET HURTY PAWS. PIGS HAVE PAWS??? A COUPLE FUN FACTS ABOUT PIGS. THERE ARE 10 VARIETIES. THEY ARE
THE MOST POPULOUS MAMMELS ON EARTH AT ABOUT A BILLIOIN! A PIG MAY GET AS CHUBBY AS 700 LB! THAT'S A LOTTA BACON! THE YEAR OF THE PIG IS IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR CALENDAR. SWEAT LIKE A PIG IS A FUN FACT MYTH! PIGS DON'T EVEN SWEAT. THE MOST FAMOUS OINKERS ARE PORKY PIG, PIGLET OF WINNIE
THE POOH FAME, MISS PIGGY, BABE THE SHEEP-PIG, PORKY PIG & NAPOLEON FROM "ANIMAL FARM". MAMA PIGS SING TO THEIR NEWBORNS. THEY ARE CLEAN &
LIKE US, THEY DREAM! THEY ARE SMARTER THAN A 3 YR OLD CHILD. THEY ARE OPTIMISTS & DON'T REALLY EAT LIKE PIGS.

WE WILL NOW GO VISIT THE 4H ANIMALS & SEE WHO WINS THE BLUE RIBBONS. THE 4H'S STAND FOR HEAD, HEART, HANDS & HEALTH. THE 4 LEAF CLOVER IS FOR
GOOD LUCK & ACHIEVEMENT. THEIR MOTTO IS: TO MAKE THE BEST BETTER! THEIR SLOGAN: LEARN BY DOING. A SMART BUNCH. THEY WERE FOUNDED IN 1902
FOR KIDS TO LEARN HOW TO BECOME GOOD ADULTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A YOUNGIN' TO VOLUNTER, BIG FOLKS CAN DO IT! IT'S GOOD FOR OUR KHARMA &
MAKES US FEEL GOOD ABOUT OURSELVES TO BE A VOLUNTEER. NOW WHAT SAY WE TAKE A COUPLE OF NON-CAT CRITTERS OVER TO THE FOOD BOOTHS FOR
SOME FRIED NOMMIES? ROCKY RACCOON & FLOWER THE SKUNK ARE COMING WITH US! SEE THEIR PIC IN MY GALLERY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANGEL WICKET #154851.......CROSSAVERSARIES TO: A.KIM-LEE #273171....A.SYLVIA SEVILLE #78824***CONGRATS TO COTD
THIN MINT GREEN MOONPIES OF THE DAY. MOON TOON OF THE DAY "RODEO MOON" BY TOBY KEITH. YIPPEEKAYEE BUCKAROOS! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/17/2016 12:37.37 PM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
"FAIR" THEE WELL, KITTIES!! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO THE 1ST ANNUAL PINTO COUNTY FAIR!! IT'LL BE KINDA CARNIVAL LIKE, TOO. A CARNI-FAIR? A FAIR-IVAL?
NO MATTER, IT'LL BE A BLAST! IT'S ALL SET UP ON THE SHORES OF MALLOWOOD BAY. THOSE CRAFTY ELVES CAME AGAIN DURING THE NIGHT TO SET UP ALL THE
RIDES & BOOTHS. WE HAVE A BIG LOOPTY-LOO ROLLER COASTER THAT TRAVELS AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, WHICH IS ABOUT 1000 FT PER SECOND! TOO FAST FOR
SOME OF YOU? NO PROBLEM! WE HAVE THE "SLOWER-COASTER" THAT TRAVELS AT THE SPEED OF MOLASSES! WE HAVE THOSE BUNGEE THINGIES YOU GET STRAPPED INTO THEN FLUNG WAAAAY HIGH UP IN THE AIR! I THINK I MAY TAKE A PASS ON THAT ONE. HEIGHTS SCARE ME! WE HAVE BUMPER CARS, PINTO PONY
RIDES, THOSE SPINNING SHELLS, KINDA LIKE THE TEACUPS IN DISNEYLAND. ALSO A SCARY HAUNTED HOUSE RIDE WHERE YOU'LL SEE GHOSTS, HEAR
CHAINS BEING RATTLED & PROBABLY LOTS OF SCREAMING! HOLD TIGHT TO YOUR PARTNER SO YOU WON'T GET SCARED RIGHT OUTTA YOUR FUR! WE HAVE
A PETTING ZOO. US PETS LIKE TO PET OTHER PETS. WE HAVE BABY GOATS, LAMBS, DUCKLINGS, GEESELINGS, PIGLETS, BABY CALVES & HORSES. THEY LOVE TO BE PETTED & WON'T BITE OR HISS AT YA! HMMM....SOUND FAMILIAR? ON THE OTHER END OF THE PET SPECTRUM,
WE HAVE THE WORLDS BIGGEST HORSE HE'S A BRABANT, A BELGIAN HOSS. HIS NAME'S RADAR, HE'S 19.5 HANDS HIGH, WEIGHING IN AT WHOPPING 1100 KG WHICH
IS MORE THAN A TON! HE EATS 18 LB OF GRAIN, 40 LB OF HAY & WASHES IT DOWN WITH 20 GALLONS OF WATER A DAY! ALTHOUGH HE IS BELGIAN , HE WAS BORN IN IOWA AS A DRAFT HORSE! HE LOVES FARMS & AGREED TO DRAG STUFF AROUND
FOR A SPELL HERE ON PINTO ISLAND! HE'S A VERY HANDSOME PALOMINO WITH BROWN BODY & BLONDE MAIN/TAIL! OH YEAH, ALMOST FORGOT THE FERRIS WHEEL,
THE TORNADO & THE RODEO! GIDDYUP LITTLE DOGGIES!

WE ALSO HAVE A DUNK TANK! ANY TAKERS FOR SITTING ON THAT LEDGE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TOSS THE BALLS, HIT THE BUTTON & SPLASH! DOWN YOU GO! YOU'VE BEEN DUNKED! WHAT WOULD A DUNK TANK BE WITHOUT A DUNKIN' DONUTS BOOTH RIGHT NEXT DOOR? THEY MAKE THE BEST BURGERS
EVER! YOU SPLIT ONE, STUFF IN A BIG BEEF PATTY, BACON, FRIED ONIONS, CHEESE, TOMATO, TATER TOTS, PEPPERS, THEN TOP WITH THE OTHER HALF OF THE
DONUT. DIP LIBERALLY IN BATTER AND DEEP FRY! THEN SPRINKLE WITH POWDRED SUGAR AND LUNCH IS SERVED! ANYTHING THAT THAT CAN BE EATEN CAN ALSO
BE BATTERED UP & DEEP FRIED. BEER, LEMONADE, HOT DOGS WRAPPED IN BACON, OREOS, TWINKIES, CANDY, THE PAWSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!! THE COUP DE GRAS IS OUR VERY OWN FORTUNE TELLER, MADAME PINTONI! SHE IS
MY COUSIN FROM ROMANIA, FROM THE GYPSY CLAN......THE FLYING PINTOLINI'S! THEY DO HIGH WIRE ACTS BUT THAT'S FOR ANOTHER DAY. SHE WILL TELL YOUR
FORTUNE, BUT ONLY GOOD ONES! US KITTIES WORK HARD AT HAVING GOOD KHARMA, HENCE THE GOOD FORTUNES! SHE DOES PREDICT ONE PAWSOMELY FUN
DAY FOR US!
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD ALEX~~~
COTTON CANDY MOONPIES FOR TODAY. OUR MOON TOON IS "COTTON CANDY LAND" BY ELVIS!! (GIRLS SCREAMING!!!) HAVE A "FAIR-Y" FUN DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/16/2016 10:01.06 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
THIS BLOG IS IN APPRECIATION TO MY BESTIE LILY, WHO SUGGESTED TODAYS TWO FUN ACTIVITIES! THANKS GIRL! YOU REALLY ROCK!WATER POLO ANYBODY? SINCE WE HAVE OUR NICE OLYMPIC SIZED POOL, WHY NOT USE IF FOR A ROUSING GAME OF WATER POLO ALSO KNOW AS WATER RUGBY!
WE CAN ALL USE OUR PINTO PONY BLOW UP FLOATIES. NO PUCKS OR STICKS NEEDED, JUST OUR PAWS & BALLS. WATER POLO HAS 4 QUARTERS, TWO TEAMS OF
6 PLAYERS. GET YOUR TEAMS ORGANIZED & WE'LL HAVE PLAYOFFS! THE TWO TOP TEAMS WILL PLAY EACH OTHER FOR THE COVETED WATER PINTO AWARD! I WILL
PURSENT IT IN PURSON! WE HAVE A GOALKEEPER. LET'S SEE...WHO SHALL IT BE? HOW ABOUT YOU K.MIKEY? YES, I NOMINATE YOU & SECOND IT! WE CAN HAVE
A FEW SUBSTITUTE PLAYERS & ONE SUBSITUTE GOALKEEPER. I THINK I WILL NOMINATE MY ANGEL BUDDY BIG RED FOR THAT! THIS IS PLAYED IN AN ALL DEEP POOL
& LOTSA STAMINA IS REQUIRED. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO TREAD WATER FOR AWHILE. THIS IS CALLED THE EGGBEATER KICK. ALL THROWING, CATCHING & TOSSING
OF THE BALL MUST BE USING ONLY ONE PAW. THIS GAME WAS ORINATED IN SCOTLAND IN THE EARLY 19TH CENTURY. THOSE SCOTS SURE THINK OF EVERYTHING.
WILLIAM WILSON IS THE GAMES FOUNDER. HOW 'BOUT MORE FUN FACTS? PLAYERS WEAR WHITE SO COACHES CAN IDENTIFY THEN AT NIGHT. THE GOALKEEPER
IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE BALL WITH TWO PAWS. PRINCE WILLIAM WAS HIS TEAM CAPTAIN AT ST.ANDREWS UNIVERSITY. THIS WAS CONSIDERED TOO
BRUTAL A GAME FOR CHICKS TIL 1950 WHEN THEY GOT OVER THEIR WOMENS DISCRIMINATION! GOOD MOVE! IT WAS INTRODUCED TO THE SUMMER OLYMPICS OF
1900. WE WILL HAVE COLORFUL POOL NOODLES FLOATING ABOUT THE POOL FOR ANYONE NEEDING A QUICK TIME-OUT!

TONIGHT WE WILL HAVE A CAMPOUT! SO BRING THE SLEEPING BAGS, S'MORES FIXIN'S & CAMPFIRE SONGBOOKS. WE CAN SIT AROUND THE FIRE MAKING S'MORES,
SINGING "KUMBAYA" AND "HAKUTA MATATA". A FEW FUN FACTS ABOUT KUMBAYA: THE NAME IS GULLAH FOR "COME BY HERE". GULLAH WAS SPOKEN BY SLAVES OF
THE SOUTH. IT GOT THE FOLK REVIVAL IN THE 1950'S. IT'S A FEEL GOOD SONG MEANT TO BOLSTER THE SPIRIT. "HAKUNA MATATA" IS A SWAHILI PHRASE MEANING
"NO WORRIES". IT WAS WRITTEN BY SIR ELTON JOHN FOR THE LION KING. IT'S A GOOD SONG TO SING WHILE TREKKING ABOUT. TIMON & PUMBA TOLD SIMBA ABOUT
THIS WHEN HE WAS A CUB. HE GREW UP TO BE A VERY WISE LION KING! TIMON WAS A MEERKAT & PUMBA A WARTHOG.
TODAY IS THE DOPTY DAY FOR A.SMOKEY WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY FUR SIS, A.PAWPAW MAIN KITTY! WE WILL BE HAVING A SWINGIN' PAWTY FOR HIM ON THE
BEACH FOLLOWING THE WATER POLO GAMES! HE IS JUST THE MOST FUN KITTY & CAN YOU BELIEVE HE JUST TURNED 30? WE WILL HAVE A COOKOUT AT SUNSET.
A FISH FRY & OTHER YUMMIES THROWN ON THE BARBIE! SQUEEVE WILL BE TENDING HIS FLOATING TIKI BAR! OUR MOONPIE IS RAINBOW SPRINKLE MOONPIE.
OUR MOON TOON IS "FLY ME TO THE MOON" BY SMOKEY ROBINSON! CONGRATS TO OUR COTD SIR ERNIE~~~
SEE YA IN THE POOL! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/15/2016 10:48.13 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
OH MY CATS! DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU WHAT THE CONSTRUCTION CREW HAS DONE WHILE THE REST OF US WERE SOUNDLY SLEEPING THE NIGHT AWAY?
THEY DECIDED TO SURPRISE US, ACTING LIKE LITTLE ELVES, AND BUILT US A....WAIT FOR IT......ROLLER RINK!! OUR SURF, DIVE & SKYDIVE SHOP ALSO CARRIES
A WIDE ARRAY OF ROLLER SKATES, BOTH INLINE & THE OLD SCHOOL TYPE. WHAT'S REALLY NEAT IS THAT THE WOODEN FLOOR RECESSES IN TO REVEAL AN
ICE RINK! SO WE CAN NOT ONLY HAVE HOCKEY, BUT ROLLER DERBY, DISCO DANCING & ICE SKATING! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WAIT TIL WINTER TO ICE SKATE!
WHAT SAY WE GET A TEAM FOR THE ROLLER DERBY? JUST LIKE MOM GREW UP WATCHING IN L.A.......THE L.A.THUNDERBIRDS! THEY WERE FORMED IN 1960. DICK
LANE WAS THE ANNOUNCER. MAN, THOSE GALS WERE TOUGH! THEY WERE AMONG THE TOPS IN THE ROLLER DERBY SPORT, WHICH RIVALED OUR LAKERS, RAMS, DODGERS & ANGELS. THEY WORE RED, WHITE & BLUE UNIFORMS WITH STARS & SKATED AT THE OLYMPIC AUDITORIUM, WHICH IS ALSO FAMOUS FOR WRESTLING.
WHO REMEMBERS FREDDIE BLASSIE & THE DESTROYER? ANDRE THE GIANT? MOM STILL REMEMBERS THEIR PHONE NUMBER...RICHMOND 9-5171! HOW'S SHE DO
THAT? ANNOUNCER DICK LANE WAS FAMOUS FOR SAYING "WOAH NELLIE" WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PHRASES! THE T-BIRDS SET AN ALL TIME RECORD
OF CRAMMING 51,000 FANS INTO WHITE SOCKS PARK IN CHICAGO IN 1972. THINK WE CAN DO THAT? WE CAN HAVE AN ALL TOMS TEAM, AN ALL CHICKS TEAM & EVEN
A CO-ED TEAM! LET THE VOTING BEGIN. YOU ALL CAN DECIDE. BUT SADLY THE ROLLER DERBY KINDA WENT SOUTH IN THE 90'S. WE CAN REVIVE IT! IF ANYONE CAN,
CC CATS CAN!

BE THINKING OF GETTING YOUR TEAMS TOGETHER ALONG WITH A COOL NAME. LIKE THE PINTO PUNISHERS OR THE PINTO ISLAND HURRICANES. SOMETHING CATCHY,
Y'KNOW? AT NIGHT WE CAN HAVE DJ MIKEY SPIN SOME GROOVY DISCO TOONS AS WE DANCE WITH OUR FANCY POLYESTER DRESSES & OPEN FRONT SHIRTS, A LA
JOHN TRAVOLTA IN "SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER". BE SURE TO WEAR PRETTY CHONIES, LADIES, AS YOUR DRESSES WILL TWIRL UP! I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE,
I SEE FANCY UNDERPANTS! OH ELMIE...STOP!!! WE ALSO HAVE A REALLY GREAT GLITTERING DISCO BALL SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING. WE CAN HAVE DANCE
OFF WHERE THE WINNER GETS THE DISCO BALL TROPHY, JUST LIKE ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS"! THE SKATING ARENA WILL HAVE A REALLY GREAT COCKTAIL
BAR TO LOOSEN YOU UP FIRST IF YOU'RE THE SHY TYPE. ALSO A GOOD SNACK BAR, EVEN AN EATIN' PLACE CALLED THE "DISCO DUCK DINER"! GREAT 50'S FOOD
WHERE THE WAITRESSES CALL YOU "HON". THE DOORS TO OUR NEW SKATING ARENA ARE OPEN NOW! EVERYONE GET SKATED UP & COME HAVE SOME FUN
TODAY! READY...SKATE...GO!
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD ANGEL WALLY~~~
DISCO DONUT MOONPIES FOR TODAY. OUR MOON TOON IS "THE VERY MOON" BY THE DISCO BISCUITS! HAVE A DISCO DUCK KINDA DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/14/2016 10:40.33 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
OK EVERYBODY! SAY "CHEESE!" WE ARE GONNA TAKE A FEW DAYS OFF FROM THE CONSTRUCTION. CAN'T HAVE MY ROYAL SUBJECTS HAVING ALL WORK AND NO
PLAY, NOW CAN I? I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET MY KISSIN' COWSIN FROM HOLLAND....ELMOO! ISN'T HE HANDSOME? HIM & THE OTHER RED PINTO COWS HAVE ARRIVED
HERE, READY TO GIVE US MILK SO WE MAY MAKE DAIRY PRODUCTS. CHEESE IS THE FIRST UP! THERE ARE A WIDE VARIETY OF CHEESE. THE MILD CHEESE, THE
SHARP, THE STINKY, THE CREAMY, THE CRUMBLY, THE YELLOW, THE WHITE AND THE BLEU. THEN THERE IS THE STRING VARIETY, THE HOLEY SWISS KIND, THE
SLICED AMERICAN STYLE. NOT TO MENTION CHEEZ-WIZ, VELVEETA, GOUDA, HAVARTI, PEPPER JACK & SO MANY MORE! LET'S HEAR SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT
CHEESE: THERE ARE 2000 DIFFERENT VARIETIES OF WHICH I HAVE NO ROOM TO MENTION THEM ALL. CHEESEMAKING GOES BACK AS FAR AS 6000 B.C. CHEESE
CAME OVER ON THE MAYFLOWER IN 1620. THE SWISS HAD THE FIRST CHEESE PLANT IN 1815 WITH THE US OF A HAVING ONE OPEN IN 1851. NOT ONLY CAN COWS
GIVE MILK, BUT ALSO GOATS, BUFFALO, HORSE & EVEN CAMELS! PIZZA HUT USES MORE CHEESE THAN ANY OTHER FAST FOOD JOINT. THEY USE 300 LBS.
OF CHEESE PER YEAR. JUNE IS NATIONAL DAIRY MONTH & THE LAST WEEK OF JUNE IS NAT'L. CHEESE WEEK, SO WE MUST GET TO MAKING THE STUFF! 10 LBS OF
MILK IS NEEDED TO MAKE ONE POUND OF CHEESE. IT HELPS KEEP TEETH ENAMEL STRONG. IF IT GETS OLD, GROWING BLUE FUZZ, YOU CAN STILL EAT IT, CUZ
IT'S ACTUALLY JUST PENICILLIN! THERE IS NOT ONE FOOD THAT CHEESE DOESN'T GO WELL WITH! I CHALLENGE ANY KITTY TO PROVE ME WRONG! WE LOVE CHEESE
CUZ YOU CAN EAT IT AS-IS, SHRED IT ONTO STUFF, MELT IT, MAKE FONDUE OR THE BEST....GRILLED CHEESE SAMMIES! WE CAN PLAY WITH OUR FOOD WHEN WE
HAVE STRING CHEESE. BABY BELL IS A REALLY GOOD SNACK FOR THOSE ON THE RUN.

DID YOU KNOW THAT LOTS OF STATE FAIRS MAKE ANIMAL STATUES OUTTA BUTTER AND/OR CHEESE? WHAT SAY WE HAVE A CONTEST LATER IN THE WEEK? WE
SAW THIS HUGE BUTTER COW AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR (ON TV). HE WAS 600 LB. AND HAD TO BE KEPT REALLY COOL. HE COULDA BUTTERED 19,200 SLICES OF
TOAST! SPEAKING OF BUTTER, LET'S START CHURNING THE BUTTER! IT'S REALLY HARD WORK & NEEDS LOTSA ELBOW GREASE. WHY, I JUST SPOTTED A BUTTER
SCULPTURE OF A KITTY WHICH WILL GO IN MY PHOTO GALLERY WITH THE BUTTER COW! THIS WEEK, WE'LL LEARN HOW TO MAKE YOGURT, BUTTERMILK, KEFIR
& OUR FAVORITE.....ICE CREME! NOW THAT I'VE WHETTED YOUR APPETITE, WE ARE SERVING LUNCH IN THE GAZEBO! WE HAVE CHEESE PIZZA, GRILLED CHEESE,
TACOS W/CHEESE, CHEESEBURGERS, CHEESE FONDUE, CHEESE CUBES WITH FRUIT, HAM & CHEESE SAMMIES, CHEESE BALLS, CHEEZ-ITS, FRENCH ONION SOUP
WITH CRUSTY CHEESE ON TOP. FOR DESSERT? CHEESECAKE!!
CROSSAVERSARY FOR A.CALLIE #8047
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD A.SLINKY~~~
CHEESECAKE MOONPIES FOR TODAY. MOON TOON IS "DANCING UNDER THE BUTTER MOON" BY MOON TONES
HAVE A VERY CHEESY DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/13/2016 09:32.34 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
TODAY WE'RE DOING SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T DONE IN AWHILE. EVERYONE HAS BEEN SO BUSY BUILDING ALL THE NEW THINGS LIKE THE PINTO HIGHWAY, THE AIRPORT, THE MALL, THE FARM, THE GYM AND EVERYTHING ELSE, WE ALL NEED A NICE RELAXING DAY OFF! I'D LIKE TO THANK PETE FOR BEING HEAD HONCHO & SUPERVISOR OF THE CONSTRUCTION CREW! I SURE APPRECIATE ALL THE TOMS & GIRL KITTIES WHO HAVE WORKED SO HARD ALL WEEK, PUTTING UP NEW BUILDINGS, HIGHWAYS & ALL. NOT ONLY PETE, BUT MALLOW & HER BUNCH, THE ZOO CREW & THEIR BOSS LADY SASHA, WHISKERS & THE GIRLS, SAKURA & HER SISTERS, SPONGIE, ANGEL BIG RED & HIS FAMILY, HEDLEY & THE PAWTY ANIMALS. ALTHOUGH
WE ASKED THAT JAKAR JUST SIT BACK AND TAKE IT EASY SINCE HE IS HAVING CHEMO. HE SHOULDN'T BE DOING ANY HARD LABOR. HE CAN WORK AT THE FOOD COURT IF HE WANTS. THANKS AGAIN TO PETE FOR FLYING TO HOLLAND TO PICK UP ELMOO & THE PINTO COWS FOR OUR NEW DAIRY FARM. THE GYM IS SPECTACULAR. WE CAN SEE KITTIES ALREADY SPORTING THOSE 6 PACKS! THE BULGING BICEPS ARE GROWING BY THE DAY! IF I HAVE MISSED ANYONE, THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP IN EVERYTHING. SOON WE'LL COMMENCE BUILDING OUR NEW TV STATION. ANYONE WANTING TO BE ANCHOR CATS OR ON THE SCENE REPORTERS? MY MOM WAS TRYING TO GO BACK PAGES TO SEE WHO ALL IS ON THE BUILDING CREW BUT HER EYES STARTED
TO ROLL AROUND IN HER HEAD & SHE GOT DIZZY, SO IF I'VE LEFT ANYONE OUT, IM TRULY SORRY. HOW ABOUT ONE BLANKET THANK YOU TO EVERYONE?? YOU ARE ALL GREAT AND ONE & ALL ARE APPRECIATED!

ABOUT THE RESULTS OF THE SAND CASTLE CONTEST AND TOPIARY CONTEST. KINDA THE SAME THING, GOING BACK TO SEE WHO DID WHAT, SO I HAVE THE WINNERS OF THE SAND CASTLE. THE GIRLS GOES TO MALLOW . SPANKY JACK WINS IN THE TOM'S CATEGORY. THE REST OF YOU WHO MADE SAND CASTLES &TOPIARIES ARE ALL WINNERS &WILL GET FRENCH MAID SERVICE FOR A YEAR. THERE ARE NO LOSERS. SORRY I CANT FIGURE OUT WHO DID WHAT. IT'S JUST A BIG MIND BOGGLING FOR MOM TO GO BACK. I TRIED TO TELL HER TO TAKE NOTES, BUT DID SHE? NOOO!!!

THE NAME OF OUR NEW SUPER MALL IS "MALLOWOOD MALL" AFTER OUR OWN MAYOR MALLOW! THE OUTSIDE WILL HAVE THE MALLOW FLOWER (IN MY GALLERY) OUTSIDE ON ALL SIDES, AND INSIDE ON THE WALLS. WE'LL HAVE ALL STORES HAVING THEIR SHOPPING BAGS WITH THE MALLOW FLOWER. WE THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH US. PETE, I HEAR YOU CAN FLY ANYTHING, BUT A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME THAT TALLEY IS THE HELICOPTER PILOT EXTRAORDINAIRE! IF THIS IS
TRUE SHE CAN BE THE MAJOR DOMO OF THE HELICOPTER CREW! YOU, OF COURSE, ARE THE BIG KAHUNA OF ALL OTHER AIRCRAFT! TODAY NOT ONLY ARE WE GONNA JUST TAKE IT EASY AND RELAX AT THE BEACH, BUT I THOUGHT WE'D ALL GO TO "SUNDAE" SCHOOL! WE WILL LEARN ALL ABOUT SUNDAES, HOW TO MAKE THEM, BANANA SPLITS, BLIZZARDS, SHAKES, FLOATS...ANYTHING TO DO WITH ICE CREME. WE WILL JUST LAZE ABOUT AT THE BEACH AND EAT ICE CREME. CROSSAVERSARY IS A.SLINKY #84259. CONGRATS TO OUR COTD TODAY SELENE!! WE HAVE ORANGE SHERBERT MOONPIES TODAY. OUR MOON TOON IS "SILVERY MOON" BY SHERBERT! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/12/2016 10:45.19 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
UP UP & AWAY! AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT TO OUR AIRPORT, IT JUST MAKES SENSE TO HAVE HELICOPTERS! ALL BUILDINGS TALLER THAN 10 FT WILL HAVE THEIR
OWN HELIPAD! SHOULDN'T WE ALSO HAVE A VETSPITAL? GOSH THAT JUST OCCURED TO ME! THEY NEED TO HAVE AN EMERGENCY HELIPAD ON THEIR ROOF.
WE'L BE NEEDING KITTY DOCS & NURSES, ALSO CANDY STRIPERS, VOLUNTEERS TO PASS OUT BOOKS & MAGAZINES TO PATIENTS, TECHNICIANS, CAFETERIA
WORKERS, COOKS IN THE KITCHEN & JANITORS! JUST THINK OF ALL THE FRIENDS YOU'LL MAKE CHEERING UP SICK KITTIES! OH, THERAPY CATS! MUST HAVE
SOME OF THOSE TO WORK THEIR MAGIC! ANYBODY WANNA JOIN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION? IT'S VERY REWARDING & THE PAY IS FABULOUS! BACK TO THE
HELICOPTERS, WE'LL BE HAVING ISLAND TOURS, JUST LIKE MAGNUM P.I. HAD. ISLAND HOPPERS WITH RICK & TC AT THE CONTROLS! THE INNER PINTO HAS
TONS OF WATERFALLS & EVEN SOME GREEN CANYONS WE CAN FLY OVER! US ANGELS CAN DO THAT WITH OUR WINGS, BUT FOR THE EARTHBOUND BUNCH
WE'LL BE HAPPY TO FLY YOU OVER! IT'S REALLY GREEN & LUSH WITH FERNS & TROPICAL FLOWERS. PETE, CAN YOU FLY A HELICOPTER? IM SURE YOU MUST
SINCE YOU HANDLE YOUR FLEET OF PLANES SO WELL! HOW ABOUT SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT HELICOPTERS? THEY CAN HOVER IN MID-AIR & TAKE OFF/LAND
VERTICALLY. THEY ARE MUCH MORE USEFUL IN RESCUE SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE FIXED WINGS. IN 1480, DA VINCI DESIGNED A MACHINE RESEMBLING OUR
MODERN DAY HELICOPTER. IS WAS CALLED THE AERIAL SCREW! THE MAX SPEED IS 400 MPH. THE LONGEST DISTANCE TRAVELED WITHOUT LANDING WAS
2213 MILES! THERE WAS A NIFTY TV SHOW IN THE LATE 50'S CALLED "WHIRLYBIRDS" WITH PILOTS CHUCK & P.T.

HELICOPTERS ARE GOOD AT HOVERING OVER STEEP CLIFFSIDES TO RESCUE ANYONE WHO'S GONE OVER & HANGIN' BY A THREAD! ALSO FOR WATER RESCUES
SINCE THEY CAN HOVER, BUT THEY DO MAKE BIG WIND. WHEN YOU EXIT A CHOPPER, YOU HAVE TO CROUCH OVER SO AS NOT TO GET BLOWN AWAY OR SUCKED
UP INTO THE ROTORS. THERE ARE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT MAKES AND MODELS. BELL IS THE FIRST THAT COMES TO MIND, BUT LOCKHEED, SIKORSKY, BOEING
& MOST AERONAUTICAL COMPANIES HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION. THE DIFFERENT STYLES ARE MY FAVORITE, THE CHINOOK. THERE'S THE BLACKHAWK WHICH
IS USED OVERSEAS BY MILITARY, JUST LIKE THE CHINOOK. THE BLACKHAWK IS MADE BY SIKORSKY WHILE THE BLACKHAWK IS BOEING. THERE ARE MANY
MORE BUT THEY ESCAPE ME FOR THE MOMENT. IM SURE PETE KNOWS SOME, HUH PETE? NOT ONLY DO THEY SERVE THE MILITARY, BUT ALSO THE POLICE
FOR SEARCH & RESCUE, COAST GUARD & OUR EYE IN THE SKY NEWS REPORTERS. GEE, SPEAKING OF NEWS, WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE OUR OWN TV STATION,
WPNTO! WE'LL BE LOOKING FOR NEWSCASTERS, SPORTCASTERS, WEATHER KITTIES & OUT & ABOUT FUN REPORTERS! ALL KITTIES WELCOME TO FILL THE
JOB, BUT FIRST WE GOTTA BUILD A BROADCASTING BUILDING! GOTTA STAY SMART & BE IN THE KNOW!
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD TODAY KITTZI KNIGHT~~~
FIG MEWTON MOONPIES TODAY. OUR MOON TOON IS "FLY ME TO THE MOON" BY OL' BLUE EYES...FRANK SINATRA! SEE YA UP IN THE AIR! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/11/2016 10:17.39 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
COME ONE! COME "MALL"! I'VE A GREAT IDEA! LET'S BUILD A MALL! US CATS NEED TO GO SHOPPING, TOO. IT'LL RIVAL THE MALL OF AMERICA IN
MINNEAPOLIS, BUT IN CAT-SIZED ! WE COULD SPEND THE DAY SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES, SHOES, TV'S & CD'S. WE MUST HAVE A FOOD COURT WITH FOOD FROM ALL OVER! OUR KELSO MALL HAS A LIBRARY IN THE MALL. I THOUGHT THAT WAS WEIRD WHEN THEY MOVED THERE, BUT IT'S KINDA NEAT. WE'LL HAVE CANDY SHOPS (SEE'S), HICKORY FARM'S WITH SAUSAGE AND CHEESE. WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT BIG IDEA! 'SCUSE ME WHILE I DIGRESS A MOMENT. CHEESE....EVERYONE LOVES CHEESE, ESPECIALLY US KITTIES! WHAT BETTER TO HAVE A DAIRY FARM RIGHT HERE ON THE PINTO? WE ALREADY HAVE THE PINTO PONIES. HERE'S MY IDEA. THE BEST DAIRY COW IS THE HOLSTEIN, WHICH COMES FROM HOLLAND. THEY ARE THE REASON THAT PINTO CATS SUCH AS MYSELF ARE CALLED "COW KITTIES". I PREFER "PINTO KITTY". HOLSTEINS ARE JUST LIKE A GIANT "ME". THE BEST THING IS THEY COME IN BLACK/WHITE, BUT ALSO ORANGE/WHITE, JUST LIKE ME! CHECK OUT THE PIC IN MY GALLERY! MUST BE A DISTANT COUSIN! I WENT OVER TO HOLLAND TO CHECK 'EM OUT. I MET A REALLY NICE PINTO COW WHO COULD BE MY DOPPLEGANGER! HIS NAME IS "ELMOO"....MOL! I ORDERED SOME TO BE SHIPPED OVER. MAYBE PETE CAN FLY THEM OVER? HOW 'BOUT IT PETE? WE WILL MAKE A NICE DAIRY FARM WITH ROOM FOR THE PINTO PONIES, TOO. A RANCH/FARM, IF YOU WILL. WE WILL NEED TO PUT UP THE FENCING, PAINTED ORANGE & WHITE, BUILD A NICE PINTO PRINT BARN, MAYBE A RED ONE TOO. WE'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE OUR OWN CHEESE, BUTTER, COTTAGE CHEESE & ALL THE YUMMY DAIRY FOOD WE WANT! WE'LL NEED SOME MILK MAIDS. ANYBODY? YOU CAN BE A MILK DUDE, TOO. THE CONSTRUCTION CREW, WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THE SUPER PINTO HIGHWAY, GYM &
AIRPORT, HOW ABOUT IT? WE HAVE THE CO-ED CREW! WE'LL BE A PINTOTROPOLIS BY THE TIME I RETIRE! WE NEED TO SEED SOME GRASS FOR THE PINTO COWS TO EAT SO THEY'LL HAVE THE SWEETEST MILK!

BUT BACK TO THE MALL OF THE PINTO! WE MUST HAVE A CINEPLEX TO SHOW SUCH MOVIES AS "THAT DARN CAT", "OTIS & MILO", "HOMEWARD BOUND",
"GARFIELD", "THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE", "THE LION KING" & MANY MORE! WHILE WE HAVE OUR OUTDOOR DRIVE-IN, WHEN WINTER COMES, WE'LL NEED TO BE INSIDE. OH WAIT! THIS IS PINTO ISLAND IN THE TROPICAL CARIBBEAN! WE DON'T HAVE COLD WEATHER! A CINEPLEX WOULD BE FUN FOR A CHANGE, WITH PLUSH SEATS, TRAYS & WAITERS/WAITRESSES TO SERVE UP THE HOT DOGS & ALL THE FUN THEATRE FOOD! WE COULD EVEN PUT IN AN IMAX THEATRE! WE WILL HAVE SOME PUBS IN THE MALL OF PINTO & OTHER EATIN' PLACES IF THE FOOD COURT ISN'T YOUR THING. LIKE RED ROBIN, RED CATSTER, APPLECATS, CHILI'S, FRIDAY'S, MAYBE AN UPSCALE STEAK HOUSE! OK, WHO'S IN?
WE HAVE 4 BIRTHDAYS TODAY....A.ZABOO #35764....BUDDY #154851....SAMMY #163474....SANDY #270892*******DOPTY DAY FOR KITTZI KNIGHT #160203.
CROSSAVERSARY FOR A.BASIL #74302. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD
JOEY BROWN~~~
MILK DUD MOONPIES FOR MOONPIE O'THE DAY. MOON TOON IS "MILK OF THE MOON" BY GREG BROWN! HAVE A "DAIRY" FUN DAY! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

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06/10/2016 11:59.59 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
HOPE NOBODY GETS AIRSICK CUZ TODAY WE ARE GOING......SKYDIVING!!!! OUR SURF & DIVE SHOP ALSO HAS A SKYDIVING DEPARTMENT, SO COME ON OVER AND
GET OUTFITTED WITH YOUR PARACHUTES, HARNESSES, ALTIMETERS, CAMERAS, GO-PROS & WE HAVE A SPECIAL ON THE MINDWARP PIMP DADDY HELMET! ALTHOUGH
SALES ARE MOOT HERE ON THE PINTO CUZ AS I MENTIONED YESTERDAY, EVERYTHING IS FREE! I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE PETE COULD GET HIS FLEET OF BI-PLANES OUT FOR US TO BAIL OUT OF. HOW 'BOUT IT, PETE? I HAVE A FEW FUN FACTS ABOUT SKYDIVING/PARACHUTING. ANDRES JACQUES GARNERIN WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE THE LEAP OUT OF A HOT-AIR BALLOON IN 1797. THE FIRST INTERNATIONAL FREE FALL JUMP WAS IN 1919 BY LESLIE IRVIN. IF YOU ARE BUDDY JUMPING, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR ONE ANOTHER IN FREE FALL. I HAVE SOME MYTHS HERE. ON TV IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU DEPLOY YOUR PARACHUTE YOU BOUNCE UP. NOT TRUE! THE CAMERAMAN CONTINUES TO FALL AS THE OTHER OPENS HIS 'CHUTE. IT'S ALL AN OPTICAL ILLUSION! THE MOST JUMPS IN ONE DAY WAS 640 BY A SINGLE PERSON. THE YOUNGEST SKYDIVER WAS A 4 YR OLD GOOBER, ALTHOUGH HE WAS STRAPPED TO THE CHEST OF PAUL LUTGE. THE OLDEST WAS FRANK MOODY AT AGE 101. DON KELLNER HOLDS THE RECORD FOR THE MOST SKYDIVES EVER, AT 41,000 JUMPS! THE LARGEST FORMATION SKYDIVE WAS 400 PEOPLE, IN THAILAND. SKYDIVING IS REALLY SAFE. OUT OF 3.1 MILLION JUMPS PER YEAR THE AVERAGE FATALATIES IS 55 OR LESS THAN 1%.

WHILE WE HAVE OUR NEWLY BUILT LANDING STRIP THAT WAS CONSTRUCTED FOR PETE'S ROYAL SQUADRON TO FLY ME HERE, WE NEED AN ACTUAL AIRPORT! SHOULD WE GO SMALL OR INTERNATIONAL? COMMENTS? MAYBE START SMALL BUT BEING ABLE TO HANDLE SOME JUMBO JETS & AIR FORCE ONE. I RECKON IT SHOULD BE ON THE WINDWARD SIDE OF THE ISLAND. WE CAN HAVE CARGO PLANES FOR THOSE FLIGHT FROM HAWAII CARRYING OVER PINEAPPLES & OTHER TROPICAL DELIGHTS. WE'LL HAVE PRIVATE JETS FOR THE FAT-CAT SET. BI-PLANES FOR THE AIRSHOWS. THAT WOULD BE FUN TOO WHEN WE GET THE AIRPORT FINISHED! WE CAN HAVE THE FIRST ANNUAL AIRSHOW! WE KNOW THAT PETE WILL PURTICIPATE! WE CAN HAVE THE BLUE ANGELS COME DO A FANCY FLY-BY AS WELL AS THE CANADIAN SNOWBIRDS. I'VE ASKED THAT AERONAUTICAL SHOWMAN, BOB HOOVER TO COME AND FLY HIS NORTHROP PLANE! HE GOES STRAIGHT UP, CUTS THE ENGINE, NOSE DIVES AND JUST BEFORE CRASHING INTO EARTH....START YOUR ENGINE, BOB! OL' BOB IS 94 NOW AND STILL FLYING HIGH! HE WAS BUDDIES WITH CHUCK YEAGER, JIMMY DOOLITTLE, NEIL ARMSTRONG, ORVILLE WRIGHT & EDDIE RICHENBACHER TO NAME A FEW. MY MOM SAW HIM AT THE POINT MAGU AIRSHOW IN 1970! IT WAS SUPER IMPRESSIVE! AT OUR NEW AIRPORT WE'LL NEVER HAVE LONG LINES LIKE PEOPLE AIRPORTS, BUT WILL HAVE AIRPORT BARS, LOUNGES, RESTAURANTS & SHOPS OF ALL SORTS. IT'LL BE OUTTA THIS WORLD! IF WE GET STARTED THIS WEEK, WE MIGHT HAVE IT DONE BEFORE I GIVE UP MY CROWN! ANY VOLUNTEERS?
TODAY IS BIRTHDAY FOR JOEY BROWN #205887........DOPTY DAY SNUGGLES #124534. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD SASHA~~~
LEMON CREME MOONPIES TODAY. MOON TOON IS "JUMP ON THE MOON" BY MICHELLE WARD! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

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06/09/2016 11:34.24 AM Report This Comment
HI K BARNEY & FAMILY
*TODAY'S CAT TRIVIA:* Calvin,a Maltese stray who took over Harriet Beecher Stowe's house, reportedly sat on Stowe's shoulder while she wrote. =^..^=
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thank-you for your continuing support...
it was 71° and overcast earlier today then mom went to her dentist to get her teeth cleaned (better her then me)and while she was there it rained with thunder and lighting...when she left to come home it had stopped thankfully...
dad stopped at BJ's on his way home to pick up some vitamins that his eye doctor wanted him to take and also come home with cold cuts and strawberries which mom cut up for desert the only thing missing was cool whip...
hope you had a nice day...leaving a vote, peace, luv and kitty purrs...rosie =^..^=

Come visit me, Q. angel bootz #2601~, angel tikki....# 33474-, K. meeko..2602, K .meeko & Q angel bootz 17441~ & Q. rosie # 212287.

06/08/2016 07:00.52 PM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
WHO'S READY FOR SOME UNDERWATER FUN? MY GOOD BUDDY K.PETE HAD BROUGHT IT TO MY ATTENTION THAT HE IS GOING SCUBA DIVING. FUNNY THING, BUT
I MYSELF HAD THOUGHT OF THAT THE OTHER DAY! GREAT MINDS THINKING ALIKE, RIGHT PETE? OUR SURF SHOP IS ALSO A DIVING SHOP. COME GET YOUR
SCUBA TANKS, WET SUITS, FLIPPERS, MASKS...ALL FREE! EVERYTHING IS FREE ON THE PINTO! HERE'S A FEW FUN FACTS ABOUT SCUBA DIVING. DID YOU KNOW
THAT "SCUBA" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS"? IF YOU SHOULD RUN OUTTA AIR, YOU CAN DO THE "BUDDY SYSTEM"
AND SHARE YOUR AIRHOSE. ONCE YOU GET BELOW 10 METRES YOU CAN'T SEE RED OR YELLOW! IF YOU GET CUT YOUR BLOOD LOOKS BLUE. SOUND TRAVELS
FASTER UNDERWATER MAKING IT IMPAWSABLE TO TELL WHERE SOUND IS COMING FROM. SCUBA GEAR WAS INVENTED BY JACQUES COUSTEAU IN 1943, CALLING
IT "THE AQUALUNG". OXYGEN BECOMES TOXIC AT DEPTHS GREATER THAN 42 METRES SO A SPECIAL GAS WITH LOW OXYGEN IS USED. IF YOU DIVE TOO DEEP YOU
GET DECOMPRESSION SICKNESS AKA "THE BENDS" THEN MUST SIT IN A DECOMPRESSION CHAMBER FOR AWHILE. HOPE THEY HAVE TV...MOL! DID YOU KNOW
WE HAVE A SIMILAR REEF OFF THE COAST OF MALLOWOOD BAY TO AUSTRAILIAS GREAT BARRIER REEF? IT'S CALLED GREAT PURRIER REEF. WE MUST GO!! SO
MANY COLORFUL FISH AND PLANT LIFE TO SEE! LET'S ALL HOP ON THE SHUTTLE BOAT TO TAKE US OUT THERE.

HERE'S ANOTHER PROJECT I HAVE ON MY AGENDA. THE PAWTY ANIMALS MENTIONED THAT SINCE WE DON'T HAVE A GYM ON THE PINTO THAT WE SHOULD! SINCE
MY TIME HERE IS ALREADY 1/3 OVER...SNIFF SNIFF...WE SHOULD ASSEMBLE A CONSTRUCTION CREW OF HEARTY, HEALTHY & WILLING TOMS TO BUILD US A NICE
GYM! IN THE MEANTIME, WE HAVE OUR MUSCLE BEACH, JUST LIKE VENICE BEACH IN SO.CAL. BUT BACK TO THE BUILDING OF THE GYM. GIRL KITTIES CAN JOIN
THE CREW TOO! WE ARE EQUAL OPPURRTUNITY EMPLOYERS! WE SHOULD HAVE BASKETBALL COURTS, INDOOR TENNIS/BADMITTON, AN UNDERNEATH ICE
RINK FOR HOCKEY AS WE HAVE LOTS HOCKEY CAT FRIENDS. WE WILL HAVE A WEIGHT ROOM, AN AEROBICS ROOM, A FULL OLYMPICAT SIZED SWIMMING POOL,
"KITTY" POOLS FOR THE LITTLE ONES, JACUZZI'S, SAUNAS, MASSAGE ROOMS.....EVEN A BEAUTY SHOP! NOT BAD FOR A GYM, HUH? WE KNOW THAT AFTER A LONG
HARD WORKOUT, YOU NEED TO BE FLUFFED, FOLDED & PAMPERED. WE'LL ALSO HAVE A JUICE BAR, COMPLETE WITH SNACKS. I THINK IF WE HUSTLE, WE CAN
HAVE THIS ALL FINISHED BY FRIDAY! MAYBE SOONER!
OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL TODAY IS SABLE #269398. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD
SURF'N'TURF MOONPIES TODAY. OUR MOON TOON IS "MOMAMMA SCUBA" BY JOHN CALE. "SEA" YA UNDER THE SEA! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/08/2016 11:43.42 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
HEY EVERY KITTY! BE PREPARED TO HAVE A BALL TODAY!! A VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT! NOTHING BEATS A ROUSING GAME OF BEACH VOLLEYBALL, ALTHOUGH
IT'S A BIT HARDER TO PLAY IN THE SAND THAN A GYM. BE SURE TO COVER YOUR TOOTSIE WITH SOMETHING CUZ THE SAND GETS WICKEDLY HOT! AQUA SOCKS WORK PRETTY GOOD. WE HAVE THOSE AT THE SURFSHOP. THE NEAT THING ABOUT GYM VOLLEYBALL IS YOU WEAR SNEAKERS AND THEY MAKE THIS COOL SQUEAKING NOISE ON THE GYM FLOOR! YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU WATCH BASKETBALL? SQUEAK, SQUACK! IT'S A LOVELY SOUND BUT SADLY WE HAVEN'T GOT A GYM ON THE PINTO! SINCE I HAVEN'T SERVED UP ANY FUN FACTS LATELY, HOW ABOUT A FEW ON VOLLEYBALL? IT BECAME AN OLYMPIC SPORT IN 1964. IT'S USUALLY AN ARMS/HANDS SPORTS BUT ANY BODY PART CAN BE USED, SORTA LIKE SOCCER. THAT'S CALLED A STRIKE OR A PUSH. YOU CAN WHOMP IT OVER THE NET USING YOUR FOREARMS OR USE YOU HANDS HELD TOGETHER TO SPIKE IT DOWN HARD OVER THE NET. V-BALL STARTED OUT BEING CALLED "MINTONETTE". IT HAD THE CHARACTERISTICS OF BOTH TENNIS & HANDBALL. IN 1896 OBSERVER ALFRED HALSTEAD NOTICED THE VOLLEYING NATURE OF THE GAME AND THE REST IS HISTORY! V-BALL SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE ALL OVER THE WORLD! WHERE MOM GREW UP IN SO.CALIF, AT THE BEACH. THEY HAD PRO V-BALL TOURNEYS ALL THE TIME. THEY HAVE BLOW UP BEER BOTTLES FROM THE SPONSORS. GABBY REECE WAS THE WOMENS CHAMP & SHE MARRIED THE SUFR CHAMP LAIRD HAMILTON. THEY WERE FREQUENTLY SEEN AROUND HERMOSA/MANHATTAN BEACH. IM POSTING SOME KITTY V-BALL PIX AS WELL AS THE JOSE CUERVO OPEN FROM OUR OWN HERMOSA BEACH! YOU CAN SEE WHERE MOM & AQ GRACIE ARE FROM.

THE LONGEST V-BALL GAME WAS IN KINGSTON, N.C. AND TOOK 75 HR! OH MY PAWS ACHE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! MOST PLAYERS JUMP 300 TIMES DURING A
MATCH. V-BALL IS THE 2ND MOST POPULAR GAME WORLDWIDE, SECOND ONLY TO SOCCER. WE HAVE THE GATORADE STAND OPEN TO KEEP YOU HYDRATED & YOUR ELECTROLYTES UP! VERY IMPAWTENT! FOR THOSE WHO ARE WATCHNG SQUEEVE IS AT HIS FLOATING TIKI BAR SERVING UP THE ISLAND COCKTAIL. I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A SEAFOOD FEST TODAY. I HAD SOME BLUE CRAB FLOWN IN FROM MARLYLAND, CRACKED CRAB, CRAB CAKES, CRAB LOUIE SALAD, CRAB COCKTAIL WITH SEAFOOD SAUCE. WE HAVE PICNIC TABLES COVERE WITH NEWSPAPER & MALLETS TO CRACK THE CRABBY CRABS! ALSO GOT US SOME LOBSTER WITH BIBS TO WEAR! CLAM CHOWDER FROM NEW ENGLAND. MANHATTAN TOMATO CLAM CHOWDER, BEER BATTERED OLDE ENGLISH FISH & CHIPS.
CRAB LOUIE SALAD. TEMPURA FRIED SHRIMP, SHRIMP COCKTAIL! COULD ANYTHING BE FINER THAN A CRUSTACEAN FEAST? IT'S GONNA BE A HOT ONE TODAY SO YOU CAN PICK UP BEACH UMBRELLAS AT THE SURF SHOP, VISORS, FLIPPERS, SUNBLOCK. WE CAN HAVE A BEACH BLANKET BINGO TONIGHT AT THE DRIVE-IN. PLAYING IS THE TRIPLE FEATURE, BEACH PAWTY, BEACH BLANKET BINGO & HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI! CAN YOU DIG IT?
OUR BIRTHDAY BOY IS LEO OF THE ZOO CREW....#21110. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD CASPER TODD~~~
OUR MOONPIE TODAY IS KIWIFRUIT MOONPIES. MOON TOON IS "BEACH HOUSE ON THE MOON" BY JIMMY BUFFET. HAVE A COOL DAY COOL CATZ! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

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06/06/2016 10:07.37 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
PAWTY ON WAYNE! PAWTY ON GARTH! I THOUGHT SINCE THIS IS SUCH A NICE SUNNY HOT WEEKEND, WE MIGHT AS WELL STAY PUT RIGHT HERE ON THE COOL
PINTO & CONTINUE THE BEACH PAWTY! I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A SAND CASTLE CONTEST. WE'LL HAVE GROWN UP KITTIES & THE "KITTY"
SET. THE WINNERS WILL WIN A DAY OF PAMPERING AT THE PINTO ISLAND LA-Z-CAT SPA! YOU'LL BE PAMPERED, FACIAL, FUR TRIM, MANI/PEDI, MASSAGED,
FLUFFED, FOLDED, SERVED TIKI DRINKS AS YOU RELAX & LISTEN TO SOME COOL TROPICAL TUNES. YOU CAN BRING 3 GUESTS WITH YOU! THE RUNNERS UP
WILL GET A SHOPPING SPREE AT THE PINTO ISLAND SURF SHOP. BUT REALLY, WE'LL ALL BE WINNERS. I ALSO THOUGHT WHAT COULD BE MORE FUN &
GET OUR CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING THAN A TOPIARY ANIMAL CONTEST!! GET YOUR HEDGE SHEARS & GARDEN GLOVES OUT! YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE THOSE TOPIARY
ANIMALS & JUST LIKE IN "THE SHINING" BOOK, THEY DO COME ALIVE WHEN YOU TURN YOUR BACK, SO WATCH YOUR BACK FOR THE ONES THAT ARE ALREADY
HERE! THEY AREN'T SCARY LIKE THE SHINING ONES, CUZ THEY ARE ALL KITTIES, BUT THEY CAN PLAY A LITTLE ROUGH. FOR FIRST PLACE ON THE TOPIARIES WILL
BE TO HAVE YOUR BEACH HUT HAVE MAID SERVICE FOR A MONTH! ANY KITTIES WANTING TO APPLY FOR THE MAIDS JOBS CAN LEAVE YOUR APPLICATIONS AT
THE FRONT CASTLE DESK. YOU CAN WEAR THE CUTE LITTLE FRENCH LA CHAT MAID UNIFORMS & CARRY A FEATHER DUSTER. IT'S LIGHT WORK & THE PAY WILL BE FAB!
THE RUNNERS UP WILL HAVE THEIR CABIN CUPBOARDS STOCKED WITH ASSORTED MOONPIES ALL MONTH.

ANOTHER GOOD IDEA FOR TONIGHT WOULD BE A LIMBO CONTEST! LIMBO DOWN! HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? US CATS ARE SO FLEXIBLE THAT I'M GUESSING
PRETTY LOW! WE WILL HAVE OUR TIKI TORCHES LIT UP WITH STRINGS OF COLORED LIGHTS STRUNG ABOUT. A.MALLOW WILL BE ENTERTAINING US ON
HER ELECTRIC HARP PLAYING "DONT FEAR THE REAPER". MY FAVORITE! ALSO SHE'LL DO "TINY BUBBLES", "LITTLE GRASS SHACK" & "ROCKA HULA BABY"!
I HAVE UKULELES FOR ANY KITTY WHO'D LIKE TO TRY THEIR PAW AT PLAYING ALONG! WE'LL HAVE A FULLY STOCK LEI STAND FOR THOSE WHO WANNA GET THEIR LEI ON. SQUEEVE, MIKEY & K-TUCK WILL HAPPILY PUT THEM AROUND YOUR NECK, KISSING YOU ON BOTH CHEEKS. FOR OUR GOOD EATS TONIGHT I THOUGHT
WHY NOT HAVE GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN JUNK FOOD? NOTHING BEATS A GOOD CORN DOG, HOT DOGS, BURGERS, FRIES, MILK SHAKES, FRIES, ONION
RINGS, ROOTBEER FLOATS, TATER SALAD, COLE SLAW, CARROT SALAD WITH RAISINS. THIS WILL BE BUFFET STYLE BUT IF YOU HAVE A SPECIAL ORDER JUST LET
GRILL MASTER MIKEY KNOW & HE'LL FILL YOUR ORDER. I'LL BE MAKING PILES OF MY BIG KAHUNA BURGERS! PINEAPPLE & COCONUT MILKSHAKES ALONG WITH
SHAVE ICE WILL BE AVAILABLE. OOOH I CAN'T WAIT TIL DINNER. LUNCH WILL BE SERVED UNDER THE GRASS SHACK ON THE BEACH. YESTERDAYS LUAU LEFTOVERS.
OH, ALL THE FOOD IS SO "ONO".....HAWAIIAN FOR YUMMY!

OUR BIRTHDAYS TODAY ARE ANGEL RAMBO #154725 & Q.JOJO #188101. CONGRATULATIONS TO COTD ANGEL KAY~~~~
MOONPIE TODAY IS PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN MOONPIE. MOON TOON IS "COCONUT MOON" BY THE GREEN CHILI JAM BAND! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/05/2016 11:51.44 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
ALOHA! WE ARE GOING HAWAIIAN TODAY, BUT IN PINTO ISLAND STYLE!! YESTERDAYS BEACH PAWTY WAS SUCH A SPLASH THAT I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER TIME TO
HAVE THE GRAND OPENING OF PINTO ISLAND SURF & STUFF SHOP! IT'S PACKED WITH ALOHA SHIRTS, ALOHA DRESSES, SURFBOARDS, FLIP FLOPS, SUFRBOARD WAX,
SHADES AND ANYTHING YOU NEED FOR FUN IN THE SUN! YOU CAN SEE THE ALOHA CLOTHES AND THE SURF SHACK IN MY GALLERY! THERE IS NOTHING LIKE ISLAND
LIFE TO RELAX BODY, IS THERE? I THOUGHT WE COULD HOP IN OUR GOLF CARTS AND GO VISIT THE DOLE PINEAPPLE FACTORY. MR. DOLE LET US TRANSPORT IT OVER HERE TODAY. IT STARTED OUT IN 1950 AS A FRUIT STAND BUT MORPHED INTO A HUMONGOUS PINEAPPLE EMPIRE, ALONG WITH OTHER TROPICAL FRUITS. IM ENCLOSING DOLES LINK SO YOU CAN GO EXPLORING AROUND! THE FUN THING IS THEY GIVE FREE SAMPLES! THEN IT'S OFF TO THE HAWAIIAN HOST MACADAMIA CANDY FACTORY. THEY HAVE SALTED NUTS OR CHOCOLATE COVERED. AGAIN....FREE SAMPLES! TONIGHT I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER THAN TO HAVE A BONE FIDE HAWAIIAN LUAU, PINTO ISLAND STYLE? WE'LL HAVE THE MEN FIRE DANCERS & THE GIRL HULA DANCERS TONIGHT. WE ARE GONNA THROW SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE & HAVE TROPICAL COCKTAILS FROM SQUEEVES FLOATING TIKI BAR. THE FOOD LOOKS SO GREAT!

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I SUPPOSE YOU COULD SAY WE ARE JUST CONTINUING ON WITH YESTERDAYS BEACH PAWTY, BUT NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT! EVERYONE CAN STOP IN AT THE
PINTO ISLAND SURF SHOP AND PIC OUT ALOHA WEAR, A SURFBOARD AND ALL THE ACCESSORIES. AND GUESS WHAT? IT'S ALL FREE, COURTESY OF ME, THE
BIG ROYAL KAHUNA HIMSELF! OH WAIT'LL YOU TASTE MY FAMOUS BIG KAHUNA BURGER!! IT'S FOUR 1/4 LB KOBE BEEF BURGER PATTIES, WITH MY SPECIAL SAUCE
(I'D TELL YA BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO....UH, WELL, IT'S A SECRET SAUCE), PINEAPPLE, MACADAMIA NUT CHUNKS, GREEN MILD CHILI, SPAM SLICE, LETTUCE, SWEET
MAUI ONIONS, TOMATO AND TATER TOTS! IT'S SO BIG YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE TO EAT IT WITH A SPOON! ALONGSIDE THAT ARE THE SWEET MAUI ONION RINGS
WITH TEMPURA BATTER, DEEP FRIED, WITH SPECIAL DIPPING SAUCE! SO MUCH TO SEE! SO MUCH TO EAT! NOT ONLY THE SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE, BUT THE
SERVE YOURSELF BUFFET, OR YOU CAN SPECIAL ORDER. AFTER WE GET DONE AT THE HAWAIIAN HOST, WE CAN TAKE OUR GOLF CARTS OVER TO THE NORTH
SHORE WHERE THE PIPELINE IS. IT'S VERY FAMOUS FOR PRO SURFERS TO SHOOT THE CURL. THE WAVES ARE GNARLY, MON! CHAKKA BRA'!! THEN WE CAN HEAD
ON BACK TO MALLOWOOD BAY AND DO A LITTLE SMALL WAVE SURFIN' OURSELVES AND HAVE THOSE BIG KAHUNA BURGERS FOR LUNCH! SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, HOW ABOUT YOU? CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD MONKEY!IT'S OUR WAHINI BIRTHDAY GIRL KAOMI #208341.....AND OUR LITTLE ANGEL WAHINI A.KAY #60171 CROSSAVERSARY. OUR MOONPIE IS PINEAPPLE CREME MOONPIE. OUR MOON TOON IS "THE SURFER MOON" BY THE BEACH BOYS! GRAB YOUR BOARDS AND LET'S HANG 8! LUVYA K.A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/04/2016 10:01.00 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
OH WOW! THIS KING TITLE IS GONNA TAKE A LITTLE GETTING USED TO! IN THE BEST WAY PAWSIBLE! THE CROWN FEELS SO RIGHT ON MY HEAD & THE ROBES ARE SO SOFT & COMFY! I HAD TO PUT TENNIS BALLS ON EACH END OF MY NEW SCEPTER SO AS NOT TO POKE ANYONE'S EYES OUT. I AM A KLUTZY KITTY, KING OR NO! IT'S MY LOPPED OFF HALF A TAIL THAT THROWS OFF MY BALANCE. CAN YOU BELIEVE SOMEONE WHACKED OFF MY TAIL BEFORE I ENDED UP HERE? MOM ASKED THE VET AND SHE SAID I WASN'T BORN THAT WAY CUZ IT'S A BLUNT END, NOT TAPERED. SOMEONE WAS SURE MEAN TO ME IN MY EARLIER YEARS, BUT I DON'T DWELL ON THAT. WHAT'S PAST STAYS IN THE PAST. TODAY I AM GONNA GO TO CATALINA ISLAND IN SO.CAL. JUST 26 MILES OFF THE COAST OF WHERE MOM GREW UP. THEY RENT GOLF CARTS SO YOU CAN CRUISE AROUND THE ISLAND. WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO ACCOMPANY ME? IT MIGHT MAKE FOR A FUN DAY TRIP! THEY HAVE THE RUGGED INTERIOR OF THE ISLAND THAT WE CAN CHECK OUT SINCE WE'LL BE THERE. THE CITY OF AVALON AGREED TO LOAN US THE GOLF CARTS FOR THE MONTH OF JUNE. THEY ARE REALLY CUTE. YOU'LL SEE PIX IN MY GALLERY. ALSO IN AVALON THERE IS THE ART DECO CASINO. IT WAS COMPLETED IN 1929 UNDER THE DIRECTION OF WM. WRIGGLY OF CHEWING GUM FAME WHO BOUGHT THE ISLAND. YOU CAN SEE THE PIC IN MY GALLERY. WHILE WE'RE THERE, LET'S TAKE A CRUISE ON THE GLASS BOTTOM BOAT! ALL THE BEAUTIFUL FISHES WILL BE SWIMMING UNDERNEATH FOR ALL TO SEE IN ALL THEIR COLORFUL GLORY! MAYBE PETE WILL FLY SOME OF THE GOLF CARTS BACK? I HAVE MY, U.S. ELMIE AIRWAYS TO FLY SOME HOME. CATALINA IS A LOVELY LITTLE SLOW PACED PLACE WITH A POPULATION OF JUST UNDER 5000.

WHEN WE GET THEM BACK TO PINTO ISLAND THEY WILL WORK GREAT FOR OUR INTERIOR JUNGLE ISLAND TOURS. IT IS DENSE WITH COCONUT TREES, MONKEYS SWINGING FROM TREE TO TREE, BRIGHTLY COLORED MACAWS PERCHED HIGH UP IN THE COCONUT TREES. ANY COCONUTS THAT HAVE FALLEN TO THE GROUND ARE FAIR GAME AND YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO TAKE THEM! YOU CAN CUT THEM OPEN, DRINK THE MILK, USE THEM AS BATHING SUIT BRA TOPS FOR THE LADIES, OR...BLUSH, AS CUPS FOR THE GUYS WHO DO SPORTS! ALSO THEY MAKE FABULOUS COCKTAIL CUPS WITH TINY UMBRELLS PERCHED INSIDE! BE SURE TO HIDE ANY BANANAS YOU HAVE ON YOUR PURRSON, CUZ THESE SWINGIN' MONKEY WILL GRAB THEM RIGHT OUTTA YOUR PAWS! THEY AREN'T INTERESTED IN FRUITY COCKTAILS, UNLESS THEY CONTAIN BANANAS, SO THOSE SHOULD BE SAFE! BE SURE TO BRING MOSQUITO REPELLANT, BUT WE HAVE MADE IT CLEAR THAT NO MOSQUITOES ARE WELCOME HERE! MAYBE WEAR A NICE PITH HELMET IN CASE A SWINGING MONKEY MIGHT FALL AND LAND ON YOUR HEADS! ANGELS SMOKEY & PAWPAW ARE OFF AT SUNSHINE MOUNTAIN FISHING FOR RAINBOW TROUT & CATFISH SO THEY WILL BE MAKING US ALL A NICE FISH FRY TONIGHT! THE SUNSETS HERE ON PINTO ISLAND ARE FABULOUS! SO SUPPER AT SUNSET.
THE BIRTHDAY TODAY IS SMOKEY #92440
THE CROSSAVERSARY TODAY IS AQ DUCHESS #190247~~~CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD MISSY~~~
TODAY WE'RE HAVING BANANA CREME MOONPIES. THE MOON TOON OF THE DAY IS "UNDER A BLUE JUNGLE MOON" BY BILLIE HOLIDAY! HAVE A WILD DAY! LUVYA KA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/02/2016 09:24.00 AM Report This Comment
THANK-YOU FOR YOUR VOTE
i'm going to start my campaign buy telling you about me...i was born to a feral mother who would sun herself on the patio and would nurse me there...when she weaned me dad went out and my furmom ran away but i stayed and he came over and picked me up...i looked just like Q angel bootz who also came from the same feral colony except i have a white hourglass on my nose...mom took me to Dr Ed and he said i was about 4 1/2 weeks old but very healthy so mom let me meet K meeko and would you believe he had the nerve to hiss at me so i walked right up to him and kissed him on the nose and he started to groom me and hasn't stopped i love him so much...we're always together....i'm a very happy kitty and very nosy hehe...
leaving a vote, peace, luv and kitty purrs...rosie =^..^=

Come visit me, Q. angel bootz #2601~, angel tikki....# 33474-, K. meeko..2602, K .meeko & Q angel bootz 17441~ & Q. rosie # 212287.

06/01/2016 07:21.05 PM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
GREETINGS! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR VOTES THAT ENDED ME UP HERE TODAY AS YOUR KING ELMIE OF PINTO ISLAND! I MIGHT BE A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT AQ GRACIE SAID NOT TO SWEAT IT. IT'S A PIECE O'CAKE. OH UH....OKAY GRACIE, WHATEVER YOU SAY! THE CORONATION WAS
JUST LOVELY AND EVERYONE LOOKED SO ELEGANT. MANY THANKS TO PETE & HIS SISTERS AND ALL HIS HELPERS THAT FLEW TO PORTLAND TO PICK ME AND
MY FAMILY UP! MAY I PRESENT MY QUEEN POUNCER, MY WIFE....MY LIFE? WE WILL BE THE ROCKIN' RULERS OF THE PINTO! BUT NOT BOSSY, SO NO WORRIES.
OUR MOTTO IS: THERE ARE NO RULES. THE ONLY RULE IS NO RULES! SO HAVE FUN, CUT LOOSE, EAT, DRINK & BE MERRY!

DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR BEACH HUTS ALL DECORATED? I THINK IN A COUPLE WEEKS, PINTO & BEACH MAGAZINE AND CATHOUSE
BEAUTIFUL ARE COMING DOWN TO DO A FEATURE PHOTO SHOOT USING OUR BEACH HUTS! SO SPRUCE THEM UP TO FIT YOUR PURSONALITY! OUR CABANA BOYS,
SQUEEVE AND K-TUCK WILL BE AROUND ON THEIR PINTO PONIES, HERE TO SERVE YOU ALL FOR THE MONTH. GRACIE GAVE THEM MOONPIE MOBILES FOR BEING
SUCH GOOD CABANA BOYS IN JULY 2012. SO I GAVE THEM PINTO PONIES. THEY WILL DOUBLE AS OUR ROYAL CATOPIA MOUNTED PO-PO! AND THEY MIGHT EVEN
GIVE THE LITTLE ONES A RIDE ON THEIR PONIES. THIS MONTH WILL BE MAINLY SPENT HERE ON PINTO ISLAND DOING FUN STUFF LIKE SURFIN', CATCHING RAYS,
BOOGIE BOARDING, WATER SKIING, BOATING, EXPLORING THE JUNGLY INTERIOR OF THE ISLAND WHERE WE HAVE MONKEYS SWINGING FROM TREE TO TREE. IF
YOU HAVE BANANAS THEY WILL HAPPILY PILFER THEM RIGHT OUTTA YOUR PAWS! WE HAVE LITTLE GOLF CARTS FOR THE INNER ISLAND TOURS. WE HAVE
"ZIPPY LINES" FOR THOSE DARING KITTIES WHO LIKE THE ADRENALINE RUSH. WE'LL BE HAVING SO MANY FUN EVENTS THAT I'LL REVEAL EVERY DAY. I JUST SAW THE BEACH BOYS ON THE MEMORIAL DAY SHOW IN ARLINGTON, SO GOT ON THE HORN ASKING IF THEY'D COME DOWN AND DO A CONCERT FOR US! THEY SAID THEY'D BE HAPPY TO! AND JIMMY BUFFET TOO! I'M WORKING ON GETTING ZIGGY MARLEY TO STOP IN AND PLAY SOME RAGGAE FOR US. OH YEAH, WE'LL BE HAVING THE LIMBO CONTGEST! SO MANY FUN EVENTS ARE GONNA UNFOLD EACH AND EVERY DAY!

I HAVE MY SANDCASTLE ALL FINISHED NOW AND YOU ARE ALL WELCOME TO SLEEP INSIDE, DINE IN OR WHATEVER YOU LIKE! JUST EXPLORE AND HAVE FUN. NO RULES,
REMEMBER! I WANT EVERYONE TO COME DOWN WHEN YOU WANT OR CAN. EVERYONE IS WELCOME! I HAVE MY ROYAL SHELL GARDEN OUT FRONT AND IMPORTED
SOME TOPIARY ANIMALS FOR THE FRONT DOORS. WE HAVE TONS OF SEASHELL DECORATIONS, SEASHELL WINDCHIMES, OUR SURFSHOP WITH ANY SPORTING
GOODS YOU MAY NEED!

TODAYS BIRTHDAY IS WOODY #62009. DOPTY DAY FOR SHEBA #270386 & CROSSING FOR A.DUCHESS #190247. CONGRATS TO OUR COTD
MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS SALT WATER TAFFY MOONPIES. OUR MOON TOON IS "LIKE THE MOON" BY FUTURE ISLAND! HAVE A BEACHY KEEN DAY! LUVYA KA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

06/01/2016 11:44.57 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
HERE IT IS, CORONATION DAY! KING ELMIE! PETE IS PICKING US UP AT PDX (AIRPORT) TODAY, TAKING US OFF TO THE PINTO, THEN TO THE CATVENTION CENTRE FOR THE CORONATION AT 6PM EDT. I MIGHT BE A LITTLE NERVOUS BECOMING YOUR KING, BUT I THINK I'LL DO OKAY! WE'LL HAVE A COOLCASUAL TROPICAL MONTH ON PINTO ISLAND BUT I HAVE SOME SPECIAL EVENTS DURING JUNE! I CAN SAY NO MORE! ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND IS THE TV SHOW "GRIMM". IT'S ALL DONE ON LOCATION, TO RESEMBLE GERMANY'S BLACK FOREST. IT'S TAKEN FROM GRIMMS FAIRY TAILS AND IS A REALLY FREAKISHLY GOOD SHOW WERE THE "WESEN" LOOK LIKE REGULAR FOLKS BUT THEY CAN GET UPSET AND "WOGE" INTO THESE REALLY CREEPY CREATURES. DETECTIVE NICK BURKHARDT IN THE PORTLAND POLICE DEPT FOUND OUT ABOUT 4 YRS AGO THAT HE'S A GRIMM, THE BADDEST OF THE BAD. BUT HE'S NOT A BADDY. ALL THE ACTORS MOVED UP TO PORTLAND SO THERE ARE NO BACK LOT SHOOTS. DETECTIVE NICK IS VERY HANDSOME, A REAL PIECE OF EYE CANDY! I HAVE A PIC OF HANDSOME NICK IN MY GALLERY, LOOKING NORMAL, ALONG WITH THE WHOLE CAST, ALL WESEN. ANOTHER PHOTO OF WHAT THEY MIGHT LOOK LIKE WHEN THE WOGE.

ANOTHER COOL THING ABOUT PORTLAND IS THAT IT'S CALLED "BRIDGE CITY". WE HAVE THE MIGHTY COLUMBIA JUST 1/2 MILE FROM OUR HOUSE, HEADS SOUTH,
THE AT THE WASHINGTON/OREGON BORDER IS THE I-5 BRIDGE & THECOLUMBIA HEADS EAST. WILLAMETTE RIVER JOINS IT AND RUNS SOUTH. SO IF YOU
ARE TRAVELING ON I-5 YOU'RE ON THE EAST SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THE BUSINESS SECTION IS ON THE WEST SIDE. THE EAST IS MORE INDUSTRIAL STUFF. SO
THEREFORE THERE ARE TONS OF BRIDGES. MOM REMEMBERS THE I-5 DRAWBRIDGE GOING FROM STATE TO STATE. IT'S STILL THERE AND I'LL POST A PHOTO.
THE NEATEST BRIDGE IS A HIGH ARCH BRIDGE WITH A FLAG ON TOP. I WILL POST A COUPLE. WHEN YOU CROSS TO THE WEST SIDE, THEY HAVE THE NEAT BIG
BUIDINGS. THERE IS THE TALLEST BUILDING CALLED "BIG PINK". IT'S WHAT THEY CALL THE U.S.BANCORP TOWER. FUNNY THING BUT IN DOWNTOWN L.A. THE TALLEST BUILDING IS ALSO THE U.S.BANCORP TOWER!

MIGHT HAVE ROOM FOR ONE MORE FUN FEATURE. THIS GUY ON A UNICYCLE RIDES AROUND PIONEER SQUARE PLAYING HIS BAGPIPES! HE PLAYED
THE PIPES THEN FOUND A UNICYCLE IN THE TRASH AND HISTORY WAS MADE! ANOTHER REASON THAT PORTLAND IS WEIRD! HIS BAGPIPES SHOOT FLAMES SOMETIMES
AS YOU WILL SEE! WELL, I BETTER WRAP THIS UP! I THANK YOU ALL FOR VOTING FOR ME ALL MONTH. I FEEL SO SPECIAL TO HAVE SUCH GREAT FURENDS! HOPE TO
SEE YA ALL IN JUNE! SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVIN' IS EASY! OUR DOPTY BOYS TODAY IS LUKE #270344. THE CROSSAVERSARY IS A.JEZEBEL #211705. SHE IS A.MALLOWS
ANGEL SIS. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD TODAY...A.BENNIE~~~

IT HAS BEEN MY PLEASURE TO BE TRAVELING THE OL' CATPAIGN TRAIL THIS MONTH AND NOW IM READY FOR SOME BEACHSIDE RELAXING!! HOPE YOU WILL ALL
BE JOINING ME AS FREQUENT VISITORS. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN BEACH HUTS! OUR MOONPIE TODAY IS BIG PINK BUBBLEGUM MOONPIES. THE MOON TOON
OF THE DAY IS "PINK MOON" BY NICK DRAKE! SEEYA AT THE CORONATION MANANA! LUVYA A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/31/2016 11:26.43 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
WELCOME TO PORTLAND KITTIES! THE CITY WHO'S MOTTO IS "KEEP PORTAND WEIRD". CHECK OUT MY GALLERY FOR A PIC. IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM
THE FAMOUS VOODOO DONUTS WHICH WILL BE OUR FIRST STOP. THEY HAVE REAL VOODOO DOLL DONUTS WITH RASPBERRY FILLING & A STAKE THROUGH IT'S HEART. VOODOO IS IN OLD TOWN PORTLAND. DOWN THE STREET IS THE WHITE STAG CLOTHING BUILDING, ORIGINATING IN PORTLAND. THEY HAVE A BIG SIGN ON TOP OF THE
BUILDING WITH THE WHITE STAG LOGO AND HIS RED NOSE WHICH GETS LIT UP IN THE CHRISTMAS SEASON. I WILL POST A PIC OF THAT AS WELL. THEY STARTED AS
A SKI CLOTHING PLACE BUT NOW MAKE ALL KINDA SPORTS/REGULAR CLOTHING IN 1931. WE HAVE MT.HOOD NEARBY WHICH HAS GREAT SKIING. THEIR LODGE, TIMBERLAND LODGE, WAS THE HOTEL USED IN THE EXTERIOR SHOTS OF THE OVERLOOK HOTEL IN "THE SHINING". I WILL POST THAT AS WELL. THE REAL OVERLOOK
IN THE ROCKIES IS STANLEY HOTEL. THEY HAVE HAUNTED TOURS AT TIMBLERLINE LODGE & THE SPOOKY MENU! I KNOW! LET'S GO FOR A HAUNTED TOUR WHILE WE
ARE IN PORTLAND. I THINK WE MIGHT STAY HERE TIL THE END OF THE MONTH. WITH SO MUCH WEIRDNESS GOING ON HERE, WHY NOT? OH YEAH, BACK TO VOODOO
DONUTS. THEY ARE CO-OWNED BY A DUDE NAMED CAT DADDY & HIS BUDDY TREY. THEY ARE ORDAINED, HOLDING WEDDINGS INSIDE THE SHOP WHICH IS VERY TINY!THEY HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF WEIRD DONUTS, OUR FAVORITES ARE THE MAPLE/BACON BAR, THE VOODOO DOLL DONUT, THE FRUIT LOOPS. SO MANY DONUTS! SO
LITTLE TIME! I FOUND A LINK WITH ALL THEIR DONUTS IN FULL COLOR! HAVE A LOOK!

Voodoo Doughnut, Doughnuts

THEY ARE CLOSED FROM 11:59PM TO 12AM. WOW, ONE MINUTE OF CLOSURE. USED TO BE FROM MIDNIGHT TO 3AM CLOSED. THE LINES GO ALL WAY AROUND THE BLOCK. THE WAIT IS A GOOD 1/2 HOUR BUT SO WORTH IT! THEY ARE THE OFFICAL DONUT OF PORTLAND. THEY'VE BEEN FEATURED ON THE FOOD & TRAVEL CHANNELS. THEY EVEN HAVE A RECORD LABEL!

WE ARE GONNA SWING BY LUX THE CATS HOUSE, TAKING HIM SOME VOODOO DONUTS. CHECK IN TO SEE HOW HE'S DOING THESE DAYS. TOMORROW I HAVE A FEW
REALLY FUN GROOVY PLACES IN PORTLAND FOR US TO EXPLORE!
WE HAVE A COMBO BIRTHDAY/DOPTY DAY TODAY FOR A.MALLOW #161233! A DOUBLE PAWTY FOR A DOUBLE TROUBLE MAKER AND ONE OF OUR BESTIES!
ALSO BIRTHDAY BOY MICKEY #99842 & A.BENNIE #208164. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD JYNXX #244991
MOONPIE O'THE DAY IS THE VOODOO DOLL MOONPIE. THE MOON TOON IS "VOODOO MOON" BY SAVOY BROWN.
HAVE A GREAT DAY IN THE CITY OF WEIRDNESS!
P.S. TOMORROW IS THE CORONATION OVER ON THE CATVENTION CENTER PAGE #271826 AT 3PM PDT! SEE YA THERE! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/30/2016 02:23.42 PM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
GOOD MORNING KITTIES! HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU TODAY! SINCE WE ARE STILL IN LALA LAND, WE'RE GOING TO BREAKFAST AT THE FAMOUS
ROSCOE'S HOUSE OF CHICKEN & WAFFLES! ROSCOE'S IS A BONA FIDE SOUL FOOD JOINT ESTABLISHED IN 1975. WHEN HERB HUDSON OPENED, HE HAD SOME FRIENDS IN LIKE NATILIE COLE & REDD FOXX. ONCE SNOOP DOGG TOOK DAVID BECKHAM & HIS FAMILY THERE! IT'S BEEN IN MANY MOVIES & IS A HOLLYWOOD ICON. THEY HAVE LOTS OF OTHER FOOD TO CHOOSE FROM BUT THE BY FAR FAVORITE IS THE CHICKEN & WAFFLES! CAN YOU HARDLY WAIT TO GET OUR PAWS FINGER LICKIN' GREASY?

AFTER WE ARE DONE STUFFING OURSELVES, I HAVE SOME FORD FAIRLANE, AQUA OVER WHITE, READY TO TAKE US TO JACKSON GALAXY'S HOUSE! SINCE HE LIVES IN HOLLYWOOD, WHY NOT? IM SURE YOU ALL KNOW HIM FROM "MY CAT FROM HELL" BUT IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL! HE'S A ROCKER BY NIGHT & A CAT BEHAVIORIST BY DAY. THERE ISN'T A CAT THAT HE CAN'T HELP OUT OF A STICKY WICKET & THERE ARE TONS!! HE HAS THE MAGIC TOUCH EVEN IF HE DOES GET BEAT UP ALOT BY THESE "WILD CATS". HE SAYS THERE ARE NO BAD CATS, JUST KITTIES WHO DIDN'T GET A FAIR SHAKE IN LIFE! PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY CALL HIM, DESPERATE FOR HIS HELP. HE GOES TO TEXAS, NYC, CHICAGO. HE WAS BORN IN NYC AND HIS NAME ISN'T REALLY JACKSON GALAXY BUT WE'LL JUST SAY THAT IT IS. HE MOVED TO L.A. IN 2007. STICKING MOSTLY TO L.A. CLIENTELE BUT WILL TRAVEL. HE TAKES HIS GUITAR CASE WITH HIM, FILLED WITH HIM TOYS AND OTHER CAT TRICKS. THE CASE HAS CATS EYES ON THE OUTSIDE. HE IS ALSO KNOWN AS "CAT DADDY" AND HAS A FEW BOOKS. WE HAVE ONE OF THEM. HE ALSO HAS A WEEKLY WEBSITE SHOW CALLED "TEAM MOJO". HE'S THE THE COOLEST CAT DADDY WE EVER MET! HE DRIVES THIS COOL PINK 1957 LINCOLN CONVERTABLE. IT'S A REAL COOL LAND CRUISER. WE'LL BE SPENDING THE DAY, TAGGING ALONG WITH HIM TO SEE KITTIES, THEN WE ARE GONNA BE OFF TO PORTLAND!

MAYBE SOME OF YOU SAW OR HEARD ABOUT THIS FAMILY OF 4 IN PORTLAND WHO HAVE A TUXEDO CAT NAMED LUX. WELL, LUX IS REALLY WILD, CHASING HIS
WHOLE FAMILY INTO THE BEDROOM! THEY WERE SO TERRIFIED TO EVEN COME OUT THAT THEY CALLED 911 SAYING "OUR CAT IS HOLDING US HOSTAGE!" THE
FIRE RESCUE CAME, BROKE IN, GOT LUX CONTAINED & RELEASED THE FAMILY. THEY LOVE LUX & NOT WANTING TO GIVE HIM UP, RESORTED TO CALLING JACKSON
GALAXY AS A LAST RESORT! HE CAME TO PORTLAND SAYING LUX WAS UNLIKE ANY CASE HE'S EVER HAD IN ALL 105 EPISODES! LEAVE IT TO A PORTLAND CAT,
LIVING BY THE CITY MOTTO "KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD!" HE HAS PROCLAIMED HIMSELF TO BE LUX'S GODFATHER, STAYING IN HIS LIFE FOREVER! I FOUND A NEAT
BLOG ALL ABOUT THIS CRAZY BUT CUT LUX!! HAPPY READING!! WE MIGHT STAY UP HERE IN PORTLAND FOR AWHILE IF THAT'S OKAY WITH Y'ALL! FOUND A COOL
LINK FOR YA!
http://www.kptv.com/story/25811682/lux-the-cat-ter- - - - ror-to-portland-family-stumps-animal-planet-host
CONGRATS TO OUR COTD GRACIE TT~~~~
OUR MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS BACON/MAPLE. MOON TOON IS "MOONLIGHT IN VERMONT" BY WILLIE NELSON. HAVE A FUN CRUISIN' DAY! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/29/2016 09:26.45 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
GREETING FROM LALA LAND! I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT HERE, ALWAYS SUNNY & WARM. SO MUCH TO SEE & DO! I THOUGHT HOWZABOUT WE SPEND A FEW MORE DAYS HERE EXPLORING ALL THE WEIRDNESS THERE IS TO SEE? FIRST STOP TODAY IS MADAME TUSSAUDS' WAX MUSEUM IN HOLLYWOOD! ALTHOUGH IT'S HUMAN TYPE WAX FIGURES, OUR GOOD BUDDY, GRUMPY CAT HERSELF, GOT HER VERY OWN WAX FIGURE! I GOTTA TELL YOU, SHE IS SO NOT AMUSED! THEY HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE PRECISE MEASUREMENTS WHICH MEANS HOURS OF SITTING STILL! WHAT? A CAT SIT STILL FOR HOURS? IN WHAT WORLD? BUT GRUMPY CAT (REAL NAME TARDAR SAUCE) SAT PATIENTLY AS THE PHOTOGS SNAPPED HER PIC AND TOOK HER MEASUREMENT. I WOULD NOT WANNA BE THE ONE TO TELL HER SHE'S RATHER...UH.....FLUFFY? WE DON'T CALL KITTIES F-A-T! SHE WILL BE THE VERY FIRST ANIMATRONIC CAT STATUE IN THE WORLD! BUT AS GRUMPY CAT PUTS IT...."THIS IS TRULY AN HONOR....I HATE IT!" HER OWN WORDS. HER ANIMATRONIC LIKENESS HAS 5 DIFFERENT MOVEMENTS. SHE DEBUTED LATE IN 2015. I WONDER IF ONE OF HER MOVEMENTS IS DIGGING IN THE LITTER BOX? MOL!!! I'M SURE EATING MUST BE ONE OF THEM. FROWNING? PURRING? MAYBE NOT...THAT'S STRETCHING IT A BIT. SHE WILL END UP IN MADAME TUSSAULTS' WAX MUSEUM IN SAN FRANCISCO AFTER MAKING TOURS IN FIVE OTHER CITIES AROUND THE U.S. OF COURSE HOLLYWOOD HAD TO BE FIRST UP! CHECK HER CHECKING OUT HER OWN WAX FIGURE ON MY GALLERY! I FOUND A CUTE LINK WITH A VIDEO OF HER GETTING MEASURED, POKED AND PRODDED! OH I JUST HEARD HER OTHER MOVEMENTS ARE SHE PURRS, CLOSES HER GLASS EYES AND GOES TO SLEEP!
http://time.com/4014642/grumpy-cat-wax-figure-mada- - - - - - - me-tussauds/
OK NEXT STOP.....THE CAT AMUSEMENT PARK! THIS IS LOCATED RIGHT NEXT TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK ON SANTA MONICA PIER BUT IS MUCH MORE SUPERIOR! IN THE OLDEN DAYS WHEN MOM WAS A YOUNGUN, THE AMUSEMENT PARK WAS CALLED "PACIFIC OCEAN PARK...OR POP TO THE LOCALS). MOM SPENT A
LOT OF HER SUMMERS THERE. SHE RODE THE ROLLER COASTER 24 TIMES IN ONE DAY! THIS KITTY AMUSEMENT PARK GOT THE IDEA FROM THE HELLO
KITTY AMUSEMENT PARK AND EVEN HAS A HELLO KITTY SECTION! THE RIDES INCLUDE THE CATOPIA RACING CARS A LA DISNEYLAND, A BIG OL' FERRIS WHEEL JUST MADE FOR KITTIES. IT RIVALS THE LONDON EYE! THERE ARE THE WILD CAT ROLLER CATSTER! BE SURE TO STRAP IN TIGHT! THERE IS THE HAUNTED CAT HOUSE WITH GHOSTS AND POLTERGEISTS, RATTLING CHAINS AND WEIRD NOISES. THEY HAVE SO MANY GREAT FOOD STANDS TOO. JUST LIKE THE STATE FAIRS HAVE......ANYTHING FRIED IS AVAILABLE! FRIED TWINKIES, OREOS, BACON, ICE CREME, BUTTER, BEER, THE DONUT BURGER WITH BACON AND CHEESE & DIPPED IN BATTER THEN FRIED IS MY FAVORITE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED TO NOT FIT IN YOUR CLOTHES BY THE TIME WE GET HOME! SO BRING SOME YOGA PANTS, LEGGINS, STRETCH PANTS, ANYTHING ROOMIE! WHILE IN LA LA LAND, IT IS A CARDINAL RULE TO EAT, DRINK AND BE MERRY!*****BIRTHDAY TODAY IS Q.LOLA #131462***.CONGRATULATIONS TO COTD A.BIG RED!!!
WE HAVE COTTON CANDY MOONPIES TODAY. THE MOON TOON IS "WE'RE GONNA ROCK THIS TOWN" BY THE STRAY CATS!!! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/28/2016 09:46.39 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
TOP O'THE MORNING TO YE ALL! I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING OUR EXTENDED STAY IN LALA LAND CUZ WE ARE EXTENDING IT A LITTLE LONGER, SINCE WE ARE ALREADY HERE! SO I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK AND DISCOVERED IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN BURBANK, WHERE LOTSA MOVIE STUDIOS ARE, THEY HAVE THIS PAWPRINT
IN CEMENT....A LA GRAUMANNS CHINESE THEATRE, FOR ANIMALS IN MOVIES! IT'S ON BURBANK BOULEVARD AND IS CALLED "PATSY AWARDS". PATSY IS THE ACRONYM
FOR "PICTURE ANIMAL TOP STAR OF THE YEAR". THE FAMOUS KITTIES THERE ARE ORANGY THE CAT FROM "RHUBARB", WHO UNBEKNOWNST TO ME TILL JUST NOW,
ALSO PLAYED "CAT" IN "BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS"! AND OTHER CRITTIERS INCLUDED ARE ARNOLD ZIFFLE THE PIG FROM "GREEN ACRES", HIGGINS (BENJI & DOG
ON PETTICOAT JUNCTION), TRAMP THE DOG FROM "MY THREE SONS", LASSIE. THE AWARD CEREMONIES HAVE BEEN HOSTED BY SUCH LUMINARIES SUCH AS
BETTY WHITE AND HER LATE HUBBY ALAN LUDDEN AND BOB BARKER. SADLY THE AWARDS CAME TO A SCREECHING HALT IN 1986 DUE TO LACK OF FUNDS. MAYBE
WE CAN HAVE A PAWPRINTS IN THE SAND ON PINTO ISLAND NEXT MONTH WHEN I'M KING! WE ARE ALL ELIGIBLE! OF COURSE MAYOR MALLOW WILL BE DOING THE
HONORS OF BEING THE HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST. OH YEAH. THE FIRST AWARD IN 1951 WAS WAS TO FRANCIS THE TALKING MULE! OH GOSH! I ALMOST FORGOT
TO INCLUDE PYEWACKET, THE SIAMESE CAT WHO STARRED WITH KIM NOVAK IN "BELL, BOOK & CANDLE". SHE TOO HAS HER PAWPRINTS IN THE PATSY PAW OF
FAME! CHECK MY GALLERY FOR PIX!

THIS BRINGS ME TO THAT OTHER FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD LANDMARK THAT IS ACTUALLY IN HOLLYWOOD. ON THE CORNER OF HOLLYWOOD & VINE. I WONDERED
IF ANY KITTIES EVER GOT A STAR THERE AND WHAT DID I FIND BUT GRUMPY CAT, POSING NEXT TO HIS STAR! BUT ALAS SOME TRICKSTER USED ELLEN DE GENERES
STAR AND IT WAS ALL AN INTERNET HOAX! BUT TO US IT'S REAL, OR SHOULD BE, RIGHT? I AM POSTING HIM IN MY GALLERY. I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE OUR CAT
WALK OF FAME ON THE PINTO AS WELL AS OUR PAWPRINTS. NOW THAT WE'RE ALL THOROUGLY STARSTRUCK, I HAVE GOTTEN US THE STAR TOUR & THEIR CATS
TOUR BUS RESERVED FOR TODAY. IM ATTACHING A COOL LINK ABOUT STARS AND THEIR CATS WITH THEM CUDDLING TOGETHER! SEEING IS BELIEVING!
http://www.kittenspet.com/celebrity-cats/

WE'LL BE WINDOW OUR WAY FROM THE HEART OF HOLLYWOOD, ALL THE WAY THROUGH BEVERLY HILLS AND ENDING UP ON PCH (PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY) IN
SANTA MONICA AT THE OCEAN! FROM THERE WE CAN GO TO SANTA MONICA PIER WHERE THEY HAVE THE AMUSEMENT PARK AND SOME REALLY GOOD SEAFOOD
RESTAURANTS!
THE CROSSAVERSARY TODAY IS ANGEL SASSY #125475***CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD SCRATCHY #280297
MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS STAR CRUNCH MOONPIES. THE MOON TOON IS "STARS & MOON" BY JASON ROBERT BROWN! HAVE A KOWABUNGA PAWSOME DAY!
LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/27/2016 10:02.17 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
HI DE HO ALL!! TODAY I THOUGHT I'D TAKE YOU TO THE LAND OF MILK & HONEY, WHERE MOM IS FROM.....L.A.! WE SAW THIS STORY ON THE NEWS. TWO STORIES IN FACT THAT I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU. MOM PUT THEM ON FB SO MAYBE YOU SAW THEM BUT NOT EVERYONE IS ON FB. THE FIRST ONE IS BAGEL THE SUNGLASS KITTY, WHO LIVES WHERE ELSE, BUT THE QUIRKY ARTSY BEACH TOWN OF
VENICE BEACH! WHERE EVERYONE IS IN BATHING SUITS, SKATES, BIKES, SKATEBOARDS OR WALKING. IT'S A REAL MELTING POT OF WEIRDOES AND THOSE WHO MARCH TO THEIR OWN DRUMMER. ANYHOO, BAGEL WHO IS ALSO KNOW AS THE SUNGLASS KITTY, DOESN'T WEAR HER BLINGED OUT SHADES JUST TO BE COOL, RATHER OUTTA NECESSITY, Y'SEE, SHE WAS BORN WITHOUT EYELIDS AND CROSSED EYES. SHE LOOKS KINDA LIKE GRUMPY BUT NOT NEARLY AS GRUMPY! HER HUMAN, KAREN SPOTTED HER AT THE CARSON ANIMAL SHELTER AND IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT! SHE WAS SPOON FED AND GIVEN PEDIALYTE AND WHEN SHE GOT HEALTHY, THEY ASSESSED WHAT TO DO ABOUT HER EYES. NO EYELIDS MEANS NO TEARS. SHE HAD 3 SURGERIES WHICH WEREN'T VERY SUCCESSFUL. MOM
KAREN PLUCKS OUT EYELASHES ONCE A WEEK AND PUTS IN ARTIFICIAL TEARS. HER BODY THERMOMETER DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY SO SHE GETS COLD AND KAREN PUTS A SWEATSHIRT ON HER. BUT IF IT'S OVER 73* SHE MUST HAVE AN ICE BATH! BAGEL CAN SENSE OTHERS, LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SPECIAL NEEDS AND KNOWS TO GO COMFORT THEM. A LITTLE GIRL WITH CEREBRAL PALSEY, SHE KNEW AND WENT AND CURLED UP ON HER CHEST. IT WAS THE HAPPIEST THE LITTLE GIRL HAD EVER BEEN, SAID HER DADDY. BAGEL HAS TO WEAR THE COOL BLINGED OUT SHADES TO PROTECT HER EYES AND BOY DOES SHE GET THE ATTENTION! A VERY SPECIAL LITTLE GOOD AMBASSADOR FOR HAVING SO MANY PROBLEMS HERSELF!

THE SECOND KITTY I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET IS ALSO FROM SO.CAL. SHE IS AN 11 MONTH OLD TABBY GIRL WHO LOVES NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING IN THE SUV WITH HER MOM, UP ON THE DASHBOARD, ON HER BACK, BELLY UP, WATCHING THE TRAFFIC GO BY ON FREEWAYS AND CITY STREETS! PEOPLE GAWK AT HER THINKING SHE SURELY MUST BE A STUFFED KITTY! BUT NOPE! SHE'S A REAL LIVE TOTALLY LAID BACK KITTY. LIVING IN LALA LAND, WE ALL TEND TO BE JUST
VERY LAID BACK AND SHE'S PROOF OF THAT! I FOUND A CUTE COUPLE OF PIX AND A VIDEO THAT I'M ATTACHING. SHE WAS AN INSTANT STAR ON INSTAGRAM AND FB, YOUTUBE, TV AND ALL SOCIAL MEDIA! HAVE A LOOK:
http://www.krbe.com/2016/04/13/rory/

SINCE WE ARE STILL HERE IN L.A. TODAY, I AM TAKING YOU ALL TO THE WORLD FAMOUS PINKS HOT DOGS. ESTABLISHED IN 1939 ON THE CORNER OF LA BREA AND MELROSE, IT'S A HOT SPOT FOR CELEBS & REGULAR JOE'S ALIKE! CONGRATULATIONS OUR COTD JAKAR #244301
MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS CHICKEN POT MOONPIES! OUR MOON TOON IS "HOT DOG" BY ELVIS. HAVE A FUN DAY IN LALA LAND! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/26/2016 10:26.38 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
GREETINGS ALL FELINES! IT WAS A FUNNY THING BUT THIS MORNING AS I WAS PASSING OUT MY DAILY BLOGS, COMIC-CON JUMPED INTO MY HEAD! SO I THOUGHT
HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO HAVE A CAT-CON? AND GUESS WHAT? THERE IS SUCH A THING! SO GET YOUR COMFY SHOES ON AS WE ARE HEADING
TO L.A. FOR THE CAT-CON! I GUESS YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT COMIC-CON? THE MOST FAMOUS ONE BEING IN SAN DIEGO? SARAH SHERMAN, WHO IS A CERAMIC ARTIST. SHE DESIGNS CAT URNS TO RESEMBLED THOSE OF THE CAT QUEEN, BAST. SAMMI WALLSCHLAEGER BROUGHT HER CAT L'IL ADOLPH. HE RESEMBLES HIM.
BUT HAS A BETTER CATITUDE. MOSTLY IT'S HIS MUSTACHE & GERMAN ACCNENT. MANY VENDORS HAND PICKED BY SUSAN MICHAELS, FOUNDER OF CAT-CON. THE FIRST CAT-CON WAS JUNE 2015. THOUSANDS OF CATS AND THEIR OWNER CELEBRITIES CONVERGED ON THE SCENE! I KNOW MOST OF YOU KNOW L'IL BUT, THE CUTIE WHO ALWAYS HAS HIS TONGUE OUT. HE REIGNED SURPREME AT THE INNAUGARAL CAT-CON. THERE WERE 12,501 ATTENDEES. WHILE COMIC-CON IS FOR NERDS & GEEKS,CAT-CON IS FOR CRAZY CAT PEOPLE! IT'S NO LONGER CONSIDERED TO BE A CRAZY CAT LADY, GREY GARDENS DEAL TO HAVE LOTS OF CATS AT THE CENTER OF OUR LIVES!

THERE ARE BOOTHS WITH BOXEX OF CAT FOOD, TOYS,GLASSES FOR KITTIES. I'M THINKING WINE GLASSES & BEER
STEINS. OH AND MARTINI GLASSES. DESIGNER SHIRTS FOR HAIRLESS CATS WHO MUST WEAR CLOTHES. AND THE KITTYO, A KICKSTART DEVICE THAT LETS YOU
PLAY REMOTELY WITH YOU CATISE! REMEMER HIM FROM CONAN O'BRIEN? THEY HAVE BOOTHS OF CAT ART, CAT THEMED CLOTHES, CAT EARS, FURNITURE, LIKE THE LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA! IT'S REALLY SUPER COOL TO SEE SO MANY KITTIES IN ONE PLACE, ALL GETTING ALONG WITH NO HISSY FITS. THEY HAVE LOTS OF KITTY SAMPLES AND COUPONS. THE HUMAN TYPE PEOPLE WILL HAVE LOTS OF OTHER CRAZY CAT PEOPLE TO TALK TO WHILE THEIR CATS GET ACQUAINTED AND SCOPE THE PLACE OUT! AFTERWARDS WE ARE GOING TO KATZ DELI FOR LUNCH! A FINE JEWISH DELI WITH SMOKED CATFISH ON BAGELS AND CREME CHEESE. LOX IF YOU PURFUR. MOGGEN DAVID WINE, OR MAD DOG AS MOM CALLED IT IN HER YOUTH. RUEBEN SAMMIES ON RYE WITH PICKLE SPEARS. MATZO BALLS, CHALLAH BREAD! BRING YOUR APPETITE. IM SURE THEY HAVE ALL THE CAT-SAFE EATING FOR US. ESPECIALLY THE FISH STUFF! THEY HAVE THEIR OWN FISH DEPARTMENT WITH HEADS-ON FISH! I DUNNO IF I LIKE A FISH STARING BACK AT ME AS I EAT HIM! KINDA CREEPY BUT A CATS GOTTA DO WHAT A CAT'S GOTTA DO. WHY, WE CAN EVEN GO TO GRIFFITH PARK ZOO AND THE OBSERVATORY IF WE WANNA BOOK A ROOM AT THE CHATEUA MARMONT! AND TAKE A SHOW IN AT THE MAGIC CASTLE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS! HE EVEN HEARD THE STRAY CATS ART PLAYING AT THE TROUBADOR MY FAMILY, BEING FROM THE L.A. AREA KNOWS ALL THE COOL PLACES!!

BIRTHDAYS TODAY....A.MONTY BROWN #205803.....CASSANDRA BROWN #205806......JAKAR #244301*****CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD
MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS PUNKIN SPICE MOONPIE. THE MOON TOON IS "L.A. TO THE MOON" BY LINDA DAVIS! HAVE A COSMIC GREAT DAY! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/25/2016 11:48.42 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
THE OTHER DAY AFTER I WROTE ABOUT SOCKS THE 1ST CAT, Q.JOJO WAS WONDERING HOW MANY OTHER CATS HAD BEEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE. WELL, FRIENDS,
I DID MY RESEARCH AND JOJO, I HAVE YOUR ANSWER! OUR 16TH PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS THE FIRST, HAVING HIS CAT TABBY. THE 19TH PRESIDENT
RUTHERFORD HAYES HAD MISS PUSSY & SIAM. SIAM WAS THE FIRST SIAMESE TO EVER COME TO THE U.S. IN 1878. 15TH PREZ WILLIAM McKINKEY HAD KITTIES
VALERIANO WEYLER & ENRIQUE DE LOME, TWO ANGORA KITTENS. THE 16TH PRESIDENT TEDDY ROOSEVELT HAD SLIPPERS & TOM QUARTZ. 28TH PREZ HAD
HIS PUFFINS. 29TH PREZ CALVIN COOLIDGE HAD SMOKEY, BLACKIE, TIMMIE & TIGER. TIGER WAS OFTEN PHOTOGRAPHED UP IN HIS ARMS OR TAGGING ALONG
BEHIND HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE. OUR 35TH PREZ, MOMS FAVORITE, JOHN F.KENNEDY HAD TOM KITTEN. HE WAS ACTUALLY CAROLINES KITTY. BUT SADLY SINCE
THE JFK HAD CAT ALLERGIES, TOM HAD TO LIVE ELSEWHERE. AGAIN, SADLY, TOM CROSSED THE BRIDGE IN 1962. HE HAD HIS OBIT IN THE PAPER. OUR 38TH PREZ
GERALD FORD HAD SHAN, WHO WAS DAUGHTER SUSANS KITTY. 39TH PREZ JIMMY CARTER HAD A PRETTY SIAMESE NAMED MISTY MALARKY YING YANG. SHE MUST
BEEN HALF SIAMESE AND HALF IRISH! SHE WAS DAUGHTER AMY'S KITTY. OUR 40TH PREZ, RONALD REAGAN HAD CLEO & SARA, TWO STRAY TORTIES. THEY
ACTUALLY LIVED ON THE REAGAN RANCH IN SO.CAL INSTEAD OF THE WHITE HOUSE. BUT THEY WERE PRESIDENTIAL KITTIES. OF COURSE WE KNOW ABOUT SOCKS
CLINTON. AND LASTLY....GEORGE W.BUSH HAD ERNIE AND INDIA "WILLIE" BUSH! THERE YA HAVE IT! WHO KNEW SO MANY KITTIES HAD PRESIDENTIAL FAMILIES!!

I HAVE ONE OTHER KITTY TO TELL YOU ABOUT TODAY AND TOMORROW WILL RESUME WITH THE REGULAR THREE. MOM WATCHED MY CAT FROM HELL SATURDAY
NIGHT SO YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS. JACKSON GALAXY WENT TO NEW ORLEANS TO MEET L'IL BUNNY SUE ROUX, A KITTY BORN WITHOUT FRONT LEGS. WELL TO
BE FAIR, SHE HAD A FEW INCHES OF STUMPS BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY. SHE GETS AROUND JUST AS WELL AND AS FAST AS ANY OTHER FEISTY KITTY!
SHE IS AN INTERNET SENSATION AND IS NICKNAMED THE T-REX KITTY! MOM FOUND NOT ONLY AN ARTICLE ABOUT HER BUT A COUPLE VIDEOS IN THERE TOO, SO
AM ATTACHING IT! HOPE YOU ENJOY! SHE IS JUST ADORABLE! HER LITTLE "NUBS" SWING TO AND FRO AS SHE BUNNY HOPS AROUND BUT DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND.
THIS WILL WARM EVERY CC KITTY'S HEARTS! HER FULL NAME IS L'IL BUNNY SUE ROUX HENDRICKSON DEAK AKEY. WHATTA LONG MONIKER FOR A LITTLE KITTY! ONE
DAY SHE MAY BE FITTED WITH PROSTHETICS BUT FOR NOW SHE IS JUST FINE AND FRISKY! CHECK OUT MY GALLERY FOR SOME PIX OF HER. ALSO I GOT PIX OF
BILL CLINTON WITH SOCKS ON HIS SHOULDER. RONALD & NANCY REAGAN HOLDING THEIR KITTIES, AND CALVIN COOLIDGE HOLDING HIS KITTY!

CROSSING TODAY: ANGEL BOOTSIE #83222
CONGRATULATIONS TO COTD QA MISTY #62617
OUR MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS CARROT CAKE MOONPIES. THE MOON TOON IS "CAT'S IN THE CRADLE" BY HARRY CHAPIN! HAVE A HOPPIN' FINE DAY! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/24/2016 12:12.13 PM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
GOOD MORNING! I'M TAKING ANOTHER DETOUR FROM MEETING KITTIES TODAY. NO WORRIES, WE WILL BE MEETING LOTS BUT ALL IN ONE PLACE. THERE IS THIS FABULOUS NO-KILL COMPLEX FOR KITTIES IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA CALLED "CATHOUSE ON THE KINGS". MOM FIRST SAW IT A FEW YEARS AGO ON TV & WAS PROPERLY IMPRESSED. IT'S THE LARGEST NO-KILL SHELTER IN CALIFORNIA BUT NOT REALLY A SHELTER BUT MORE OF A HOME FOR WAYWARD & HOMELESS KITTIES. IT'S ACTUALLY A CAT SANCTUARY AND ADOPTION CENTRE. IT'S IN PARLIER, IN FRESNO COUNTY.THEY HAVE OVER 700 KITTIES. A FEW DOGS & GOATS HAVE WHEEDLED THEMSELVES IN. IT'S A CAGE FREE COMPLEX ON THE KING RIVER. WITH DONATIONS & VOLUNTEERS, IT'S EXPANDED TO 12 ACRES. THE FOUNDER, MISS LYNEA LATTANZIO STARTED IT IN 1992 AS A SMALL RESCUE PLACE OF 6 ACRES. MY BUT HOW WORD OF MEOWTH SPEAD AND JUST KEEPS EXPANDING! THE CATS CAN GO IN OR OUTSIDE AS THEY PLEASE BUT THE COMPOUND IS WELL FENCED IN AROUND THE PURRIMETER TO KEEP OUT THE RIFF-RAFF, & TO KEEP THE CATS FROM RUNNING OFF. I DONT SEE WHY THEY'D WANNA DO THAT LIVING IN SUCH FABULOUS QUARTERS! SOME ARE SEGRAGATED FROM OTHERS OUTTA NECESSITY. LIKE FERALS, SICK KITTIES, UNADOPTALBE KITTIES, & SOCIABILITY. THEY HOLD ADOPTION FAIRS & EVEN HAVE A TEMPORARY BOARDING SERVICE.

IN THE PAST 22 YRS. THE CATHOUSE HAS SAVED OVER 20,000 KITTIES 600 DOGS. 40,000 ANIMALS HAVE BEEN SPAYED & NEUTURED OVER THE YEARS.THEY OFFER CLASSES FOR CATS WITH BAD CATTITUDES & TRY TO GET AS MANY INTO FUREVER HOMES AS THEY CAN! NO KITTY IS EVER EUTHANIZED. IF NOT ADOPTED, THEY LIVE OUT THEIR LIVES THERE. HOW COOL IS THAT? THEY ADOPT OUT ABOUT 500 A YEAR. WHILE MANY SURRENDER THEIR KITTIES THERE, THEY MUST PAY $5000.00 WHICH COVERS EXPENSES & LIFELONG CARE AND SUPPORT. UPON ARRIVAL, THEY ARE THOROUGHLY CHECKED OUT, SPAYED/NEUTURED, SHOTS, PUT IN TRANSITION COTTAGES TO GET USED TO THE PLACE. ONCE THEY FEEL CONFIDENT, THEY MAY ROAM THE GROUNDS FREELY & MINGLE WITH THE OTHERS. ALL THE CATS GET FOOD DELIVERED TO THEM & THEY HAVE A WOOD STOVE TO CUDDLE UP TO IF IT'S COLD. THERE IS A KITTY ROOM WHICH IS BRIGHT & SUNNY WITH A LOFT. IT USED TO BE THE PLACE TO HOUSE YOUNG KITTENS BUT THEY GOT A NEW ROOM FOR THAT. THE PINK ROOM ACCOMODATES THE NEW ADULTS WHO'VE BEEN INDOOR KITTIES. THE CONDO ROOM IS THE TRANSITIONAL ROOM FOR ADULT KITTIES. THERE IS A SHORT-TERM QUARENTINE ROOM. THERE IS A POPPY BURGER MEMORIAL BENCH. POPPY BURGER CROSSED THE BRIDGE IN JUNE 2013 DUE TO PANCREATIC CANCER. WHEN VISITORS STOP BY THE BENCH, ALL THE CATS COME OUT & CROWD AROUND. POPPY BURGERS SPIRIT AND LOVE REMAINS! IM ATTACHING A COMPLETE HOME BLOG FOR CATHOUSE ON THE KINGS.
The Cat House on the King I'M PUTTING A FEW PIX OF MISS LYNEA AND HER MANY CATS ON MY GALLERY! HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM!
DOPTY DAY TODAY....THUNDERFOOT #210289 & MYSTIE MAY #21110******CROSSINGS....A.MISTY #62617 A.UNCLE BUDDY BUUDD #189993
CONGRATULATIONS TO COTD AUDRIE #280229
OUR MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS ROYAL RED VELVET MOONPIES. MOON TOON IS "THE MOON KING" BY MAGNUM!! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/23/2016 10:48.55 AM Report This Comment
HEY BARNEY & FURSIBS!
DID EVERYONE HAVE FUN AT THE FULL MOON PAWTY? IF YA MISSED IT, NO WORRIES, IT CONTINUES TIL DAWNS TOMORROW! TODAY IM TAKING
US BACK TO MEET MORE FUN KITTIES THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MET. IF NOT, WE COULD ALWAYS USE NEW FURENDS. OUR 2ST STOP IS GAY PURREE!! ANYONE REMEMBER THAT MOVIE WITH MEWSETTE THE BEAUTIFUL WHITE CAT (JUDY GARLAND) WHO LIVES IN THE COUNTRY. HER B/F, SHY MOUSER,JAUNE TOM (ROBERT GOULET) ARE IN LOVE, BUT MEWSETTE IS FRUSTRATED WITH COUNTRY LIFE, CALLING JAUNE TOM A CLUMSY COUNTRY CLOD! SHE LIVES WITH MISS JEANETTE & HEARING STORIES ALL ABOUT THE ROMANCE IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS, MEWSETTE TAKES A TRAIN TO PARIS. SHE MEETS A SLICK CON-CAT NAMED MEOWRICE, A SLIM TUXEDO. HE WANTS TO TRAIN HER TO BE....AHEM...A LADY OF THE EVENING BUT TRAINING DOESN'T GO WELL. MEWSETTE GIVES UP, HOPS A BAKERY TRUCK BACK TO THE FARM. MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH, JAUNE TOM & HIS BUDDY ROBESPIERRE (RED BUTTON) DECIDE TO GO FIND HER, BRING HER BACK HOME. THEY DO FIND HER BUT THAT MEAN MEOWRICE FINDS THEM FIRST, BOXING THEM UP AND SHIPPING THEM OFF TO ALASKA! LUCKILY THEY STRIKE GOLD AND CAN AFFORD TO GO BACK TO PARIS. POOR MEWSETTE, TIRED, HUNGRY, WANDERING THE STREETS, FINALLY SITTING ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY (WASTING TIME), READY TO END IT ALL, HEN HERE COMES JAUNE TOM & ROBESPIERRE TO FIND HER, SAVING THE DAY! THEY BOX MEOWRICE UP, BUT HIM ON A TRAIN! THE TRIO ENJOY THE HIGH LIFE OF GAY PURREE THAT MEWSETTE WAS SO ANXIOUS TO SEEK! A HAPPY ENDING, & IT WAS A DOUBLE FEATURE WITH THE ARISTOCATS!

NOW WE ARE OFF TO A QUAINT MIDWESTERN TOWN, TO MEET SI & AM, THOSE TWO TROUBLE MAKING SIAMESE CATS WHO LIVE WITH LADY &HER FAMILY, WHO
JUST HAD A BABY. THEY WANNA GET RID RID OF LADY SO THEY MAKE A MESS OF THE HOUSE AND BLAME IT ON POOR LADY. THEY EVEN HAVE A SONG WRITTEN
FOR THEM SUNG BY PEGGY LEE. IM ATTACHING A LINK WITH THE LYRICS. YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH THE FOOD COMMERCIAL BUT IT'S CUTE. ANYHOO, LADY GETS MUZZLED UP & FLEES IN TERROR! OF COURSE SI & AM WERE VERY CONVINCING, LIVING THEIR DAYS OUT IN LUXURY! HERE'S THE LINK:
http://www.lyricsbox.com/lady-and-the-tramp-we-are- - - - -siamese-if-you-please-lyrics-dmk38zk.html

NOW JUMPING OVER THE POND TO JOLLY OL' ENGLAND, WHERE THAT INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY AUSTIN POWERS LIVES! WE AREN'T GOING TO SEE HIM BUT RATHER HIS NEMISIS, DR.EVIL AND HIS HAIRLESS SPHYNIX CAT, MR.
BIGGLESFORD WHO LIVES IN DR. EVILS LAP! AT LEAST HE STARTED OUT AS A LONG HAIRED PURSION, BELONGING TO DOUGLASS POWERS, HE WAS FORCED INTO
A CRYOGENIC CAPSULE RENDERING HIM BALD. HENCE THE SPHYX CAT YOU SEE LATER IN THE MOVIE. I GUESS SINCE DR.EVIL WAS BALD, SO SHOULD MR.B ALSO BE BALD AS A BILLIARD BALL! DR.EVILS MINI-ME HAD A MINI-MR.BIGGLESWORTH. WHEN DR.EVIL GETS ANGRY LOOK OUT! MR.BIGGLEWORTH GETS ANGRY AND ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. OH YEAH....PEOPLE DIE! NO WORRIES! IT'S ONLY A
MOVIE!CONGRATULATIONS TO COTD A.GYPSY
MOONPIE O'THE DAY IS FRENCH CRULLER MOONPIES! MOON TOON IS "OVER THE MOON" BY CHER LLOYD! SAFE TRAVELS! LUVYA A.ELMI

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE ROSIE #212287 JUNE 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/22/2016 10:33.54 AM Report This Comment
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