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Domestic Shorthair from <a href='' title='Maulidn, SC'>Maulidn, SC</a>


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Hi! My name is Jester

I am Domestic Shorthair from Maulidn, SC

Nicknames: Fattness and or Jet

Age: 17 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: Yes he has jumped onto the counter (really,really fat)

My favorite tricks and treats are: He can eat on command and lay on his back like he is run over and Food of any sort except poprox and listerine breath strips.

Where I hang out: On my brother Daniel's bed.

My favorite grubs: Pop tart filling and popcorn

My pet peeves: He does not like when my older brother makes cow noises at him. He could not survive 2 Minutes outside

What I love about my owners: That I get fed alot by them and they are very nice to me.

My cat hobbies: eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat sleep eat eat eat eat eat eat eat...

Pet motto: "When there's some food I will cope" or "FEED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!- !!!!"

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How We Met

The owner was our freind and she could not afford him so she gave us him for free as a kitten.

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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
mickey mouse is a creeepy demon mouse
i dunno he just scares me....i am happy jester is ok HE NEEEEEEEEEEEDS TOOO GOOO ON A DIIIIEEEETTT!!

Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.

11/03/2007 07:14.27 AM Report This Comment
POoooooooor Jet boyyyeee!!
i hope you feel better soon!! plz b ok jester!!! plz! try to get him to loose weight! that could help him superly! im prayin for him!

Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.

10/21/2007 11:23.23 AM Report This Comment
there iz a pichure of a terd under muffin's cattness...

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09/19/2007 01:09.37 PM Report This Comment
Hiya Barbie! LOL!
How's yer writst! did i spell it right? I <3 the band SuperChick!!!!!!!!!!! We Live, and Stand in the rain. Great songs. My new band teacher is psyco. no i mean it. DONT GIVE UP ON THAT FIDDLE! SRRY I HAD TO SAY THAT! :D JUST DONT. UGGGG. LIFE IS WEIRD NOW. dont ask. suuuuuuuppppperrrr long story. uhg. MUFFIN WAS MAD AT ME. Hey guess what? I have a nasty skin condition called "inpentigo"(in-fan-tie-go)it's crusty blisters full of water and lovely bacteria. as contagious as lice. yummy. ACHOO. GROSS CREAM. another great bit of news. ALAN'S ADDICTED TO ROLLER COASTERS! YOU CAN DO IT TO! IF ALAN CAN! WE GOT FRONT ROW ON TOP GUN. NEVER.AGAIN. UNLESS WE BUY THE DVD! IN THE VIDEO IT LOOKED LIKE MY EYES WERE COMING OUT OF MY HEAD! TOO BAD ABOUT THE POOL PARTY HUH? WELL R U GONNA GO OR NOT? WELL THAT WOULD'VE BEEN MY SECOND POOL PARTY I COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN IN B/C MY INPHENTAIGO ON MY LEGS. I CANT GET OUT OF JEANS ITS AWFUL. SEE YA!

Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.

08/23/2007 10:17.53 AM Report This Comment
I JUST SPENT LIKE 30 MINS MAKING LITTLE ANIMAL FACES OUT OF the symbols and they came out as a bunch of junk.. >:( not my day but aunt lou is coming to my house and bringing me home 2 morrow...come 2 her house.. you prbly aint gettin any of this. Muffin is in the 2007 cutest pet book! kitty cheers. u know about the surprise 4 kingston rite??? shhhhh how they do that?!! i wish my parents would do that! lol see u next week!!! :P :) :) :) :) :) :) carowinds here i come and im ridin top gun 1 million times and i have my scooby doo cup too you aint getting more of my monies. im scared of mickey mouse creepy little demon...

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07/18/2007 06:30.59 PM Report This Comment

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01/19/2007 07:19.31 AM Report This Comment
I am soooo embarrased!
We took Kingston to the zoo and it was mating season and the baboons were showing off their red behinds. Kingston got his facts mixed up and started screaming,"AHHHH! THE BABOONS ARE HAVING BABIES! AHHH!" Uhhhg. He was telling everyone how he could tell what aminals are boys and girls. At the seal tank. He got in trouble alot that day...POP POP POP POP POP POP!

Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.

01/17/2007 06:24.11 AM Report This Comment

Come visit me, chloe (R.I.P NOV 27,2007) & SHILOE.

01/09/2007 07:10.55 AM Report This Comment
Why ain't cha'll talkin to the coolest cat on this website?? POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP! sorreee! The SPECIAL pen exploded!!! :(

Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.

01/09/2007 06:57.53 AM Report This Comment
I ridin' in style! Gang symbol POP POP POP POP POP! I had a fever today so Muffin sat next to me all day and kitty too. She makes squeaky noises at her laser toy! Kitty runs in circles with it! Erin left the resturaunt yesterday to go with Kingston's friend. Erin put a lit Sparkler in her mouth on Newyears eve and Aunt lou's neighbors fire works were soooo loud that Kingston could not hear the Tornadoe Sirens going off and when aunt lou told Kingston the next morning he started spazing out and screaming(he was asking if the tornadoe would come back) did you hear about Sugar pie Sunny bun?? See ya! GRITS forever and also Smurfy playah POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP! Amazing how much you can miss in one day huh? How were the fireworks?

Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.

01/02/2007 01:24.19 PM Report This Comment
Jester!!! We are so happy that you visit with us!!!So anyway, we think you are AWSOME!!! We love the "BIG" cats!!! Kinser weighed 20 pounds and got sick, he spent 3 days in the hospital and was put on a yucky diet when he came home!! He is now 14 pounds. So anyway, what is your favorite toy?? Did you have a wonderful Holiday? We did we got a play center, mom posted pictures of us playing in it!! We would love to chatter with you agian soon!!! I will visit Kitty and Muffin, but I believe that I may have already met them. I will check and see!!! Chatter back soon!! Kin and Nix

Come visit me, "Onyx" & Sweetest Angel "Kinser" 9/17/15.

12/28/2006 12:23.18 PM Report This Comment
COME ON PEOPLES TALK TO OUR COOL LITTLE CUZ! Hi Jester! Today is Muffin's Anniversary so we got her a card and a special dish with parsley and treats around the side Even an unlit candle in the middle!! She had a good day.(mostley sleeping in her little basket top underneathe a stoking \uo99999999999999999999999999 opps! Muffin says hi! She just pushed some button that opened the disc hole and when it popped out she jumped high! See ya!

Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.

12/23/2006 05:37.02 PM Report This Comment
Guess what? I've almost taught Muffin how to shake paws!I vote for you!

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12/21/2006 05:03.51 AM Report This Comment
Jester sea you on Saturday to help you create Mojoetta's wbpage

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12/07/2006 01:19.35 PM Report This Comment
JESTER, Would love to hear from you!!!

Come visit me, "Onyx" & Sweetest Angel "Kinser" 9/17/15.

12/05/2006 05:57.50 AM Report This Comment

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12/04/2006 02:28.00 PM Report This Comment
My brothers and I think you are cool:)
Baby kitty

Come visit me, Baby, Tiny and tigger, Angel & Sugar.

11/29/2006 08:24.00 AM Report This Comment
Ahhhh, another pleasingly plump pussycat! Don't let those humans call you fat...throw your weight around like you mean it! Your new friend, Juniper

Come visit me, Minu & Juniper.

11/28/2006 09:49.00 PM Report This Comment
Libby....? You There?? Write Back!!

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11/27/2006 02:16.00 PM Report This Comment
Jester, you are a realy cool looking cat!! We love the colors! Kinser tipped the scales at 20 pounds at his top weight but he got ill and was put on a diet!!! I know with humans you are not suppose to ask how much they weigh, but is that the same for cat's? You are a wonderful BIG cat!!

Come visit me, "Onyx" & Sweetest Angel "Kinser" 9/17/15.

11/27/2006 01:57.00 PM Report This Comment
the day he was born he came out cryin and every time you see him he meows so thats how i named him cry baby

Come visit me, Crybaby, Zoey, Zeus, Joey & Roxanne.

11/26/2006 11:34.00 PM Report This Comment
Good Lawd Libby! have you made Mojoetta's Page yet!? My mmkj book is coming great thanks! I miss you!! So does Muffy and Kitty! Come look at the new pictures I put up they are SO funny!! C U at Aunt Lou's Soon!!!

Come visit me, Muffin & Kitty.

11/26/2006 12:43.00 PM Report This Comment
Oh my you are a large kitty. The vet must have a heart attack when he sees you. Romeo got to heavy but Fancy has kept him busy and he is not at his bowl much any more. He is back to a normal size. Do climb and jump much because the wt is hard on your heart and joints.

Come visit me, Fancy Bud-of-Promise Mooretonkkatz & Romeo.

11/26/2006 09:50.00 AM Report This Comment
I was named after the guy who actually saw me first in the iris bed. His last name is Bailey.

Come visit me, Merida, Alex, Angel Bailey *8/26/99 - 6/19/15*, Selene, Benny and J.P., Angel Callie *** 11/22/89 - 06/13/07, Angel Toomey ***5/27/07 - 12/08/09 & Cleo.

11/24/2006 08:54.00 PM Report This Comment
What a cool looking cat! You are cute!

Come visit me, Merida, Alex, Angel Bailey *8/26/99 - 6/19/15*, Selene, Benny and J.P., Angel Callie *** 11/22/89 - 06/13/07, Angel Toomey ***5/27/07 - 12/08/09 & Cleo.

11/24/2006 08:51.00 PM Report This Comment
LOL he looks like he is wearing a tux!!

Are you missing a beach ball? He looks like he might have swallowed it!

He's adorable!!

Come visit me, Baby & Fizzgig.

11/24/2006 06:27.00 PM Report This Comment

Come visit me, Jester.

11/24/2006 07:24.00 AM Report This Comment

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