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American Shorthair from <a href='' title='Arnold, MO'>Arnold, MO</a>


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Active within 3083 Days

Hi! My name is Patches

I am an American Shorthair from Arnold, MO

Nicknames: Walrus, Walrus Baby, Fatso, Rat Kitty, Ratness, Her Royal Flubberness, Wibble Pouch, The Cow, Blubber Muffin, Muffin Butt, Curlicue Tail, Question Mark, Snaggletooth, otter whiskers, the possibilities are endless...

Age: 14 years old

Gender: F

Coat: short haired

Education: she has amazed me by showing off her arial gymnastic abillities by jumping off the porch. Twice.

She also is a renowned
Life Saver Fetcher.
And her abilities to ram, her skull into any hard surface and being able to make a large dent in whatever she headbutts.
she is also good at washing Peoples' balding heads.

My favorite tricks and treats are: i fetche life savers, talk, open doors and windows,and consume more food than a herd of elephants would eat in 30 days, in a matter of mere hours. and my favorite treats are
small slices of brown sugar ham and cat treats, and canned wet food.

Where I hang out: anyones bed, someones lap, or any part of that persone i can lay on, and peoples heads.

My favorite grubs: anything that cant outrun me.
that rules out everything but dry food and i swear, what i think my existance revolves around, canned wet food.

My pet peeves: putting an ice cube up to her nose, water, dancing to waltzes, perfume...

What I love about my owners: she cares for me and lets me sleep on her bed, cuddles me, brushes me, gives me some extra treats......

My cat hobbies: be REEAALLY stupid, eat, sleep, be stupid, eat, eat, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, make cat noises, make dog noises, make walrus noises, eat, sleep, fetch, randomly run around the house, sleep...

Pet motto: "never put off today what you can eat tommorow"
"this is no match for MY stomach!"

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How We Met

we had 1 cat already, but it was my brother's and i wanted a kitty of my own.
so after 3 years of incessent begging, we went off in search of a kitten.
i wanted a tawny kitten and it just so happened that they had one in stock at a local pet seller thing.
but the staff there had to many regulations so we went to the humane society instead.
she was curled up in a corner, and she was the most colorful cat there, so we got her.

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I've had 529 friends visit me.

I'm the 20,158th member on

6 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
cute pictures!
Awwww! you're soo cute!!!!! here's a vote! ! ! !
Go fat cats! ! ! :o)

Come visit me, trouble & mischief.

06/03/2008 12:39.08 PM Report This Comment
Hey Patches
We just visited Princess, so we thought we'd better come by and say hey to you too. Here's a vote. You are a pretty lady also. Come visit.

Come visit me, Angel Creature 3/11/96 - 2/3/2015, Angel Yin 5/1/09 - 4/3/10, Angel Dolly 7/4/2006 - 11/20/2015 & Angel Taz - 6/14/96 - 10/24/2011.

06/02/2008 01:07.12 PM Report This Comment
here's a vote!
you need some pics! come visit anytime~

Come visit me, trouble & mischief.

06/01/2008 05:58.22 PM Report This Comment
Go chubby cats!!!
i love them! both of my cats are 16 and 20 pounds! yey!

Come visit me, trouble & mischief.

05/27/2008 02:46.19 PM Report This Comment
hey! feel free to add comments as you visit....
i'd love to hear from fellow cat fanciests!
(is that even a word?)
(well it is now!)

Come visit me, Princess [mimi] & Patches.

05/26/2008 08:55.45 PM Report This Comment
the computer drawn image (by moi!) at the bottom of the page is what she really looks like only, in the picture, she's 15 pounds less than real life.

Come visit me, Princess [mimi] & Patches.

05/26/2008 08:45.35 PM Report This Comment
cat pics coming soon!!!!!
i'll get some real pictures of my cats uploaded eventually.
ive got thousands, so keep your eyes peeled for them.

Come visit me, Princess [mimi] & Patches.

05/26/2008 08:43.02 PM Report This Comment
disney original lions
these two cats arent mine, they are actually a drawing sent to roy disney as previews of the characters or something for the release of "the lion king."

Come visit me, Princess [mimi] & Patches.

05/26/2008 08:41.14 PM Report This Comment
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