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Hi! My name is Patches
I am an American Shorthair from Arnold, MO
Nicknames: Walrus, Walrus Baby, Fatso, Rat Kitty, Ratness, Her Royal Flubberness, Wibble Pouch, The Cow, Blubber Muffin, Muffin Butt, Curlicue Tail, Question Mark, Snaggletooth, otter whiskers, the possibilities are endless...
Age: 11 years old
Coat: short haired
Education: she has amazed me by showing off her arial gymnastic abillities by jumping off the porch. Twice.
She also is a renowned
Life Saver Fetcher.
And her abilities to ram, her skull into any hard surface and being able to make a large dent in whatever she headbutts.
she is also good at washing Peoples' balding heads.
My favorite tricks and treats are: i fetche life savers, talk, open doors and windows,and consume more food than a herd of elephants would eat in 30 days, in a matter of mere hours. and my favorite treats are
small slices of brown sugar ham and cat treats, and canned wet food.
Where I hang out: anyones bed, someones lap, or any part of that persone i can lay on, and peoples heads.
My favorite grubs: anything that cant outrun me.
that rules out everything but dry food and i swear, what i think my existance revolves around, canned wet food.
My pet peeves: putting an ice cube up to her nose, water, dancing to waltzes, perfume...
What I love about my owners: she cares for me and lets me sleep on her bed, cuddles me, brushes me, gives me some extra treats......
My cat hobbies: be REEAALLY stupid, eat, sleep, be stupid, eat, eat, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, make cat noises, make dog noises, make walrus noises, eat, sleep, fetch, randomly run around the house, sleep...
Pet motto: "never put off today what you can eat tommorow"
"this is no match for MY stomach!"