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Abyssinian from <a href='' title='Mouskin, TX'>Mouskin, TX</a>

Perry Tenitiss

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Hi! My name is Perry Tenitiss

I am an Abyssinian from Mouskin, TX

Nicknames: Mr. President

Age: 10 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: running for president of the United States.

My favorite tricks and treats are: Who needs to do tricks when you're beautiful? and .

Where I hang out: on top of the bookcase with my friend Smokey

My favorite grubs: chicken

My pet peeves: birdies and George Bush.

What I love about my owners: Even though she's darned goofy she's a great mom.

My cat hobbies: write in my blog

Pet motto: Think outside the catbox!

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I am not his owner. He chose me at a cat show.

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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
Hi Perry Tenitiss
You still get my vote for President!

Come visit me, Emmy.

10/21/2008 06:18.13 PM Report This Comment
Hi Perry Tenitiss
You got my vote for PreZ!

Come visit me, Emmy.

08/07/2008 06:12.31 PM Report This Comment
Dogs and Cats
Samson, There is no need to apologize! We are all entitled to our opinions and I have no problem with yours. Perhaps I didn't get across the message as clearly as I hoped.

When I said dogs were undignified, what I meant was more like open and childlike. They don't care if they look goofy doing what they're doing as long as they are happy or making someone else happy while they're doing it. A dog would run over to the door, jump up on his human, lick, wiggle, bark and just be sooo excited to see them even if they just took out the trash. That is exuberance. It is wonderful and joyful but you have to admit, not terribly dignified.

A cat would never do that. We would pretend to ignore them, even if we were worried and be rather blase' when they came back, even if we were glad. After all, we have a reputation to uphold. We'll look around and stretch and lick our tails before we go to the human to sit on their laps for a good rub. For cats, this is a good thing. It guarantees that the affection we give is rare and valued and the affection we get is special. We're cats, it just has to be like that for us.

Dogs love everyone all the time. Cats love everyone all the time, but can't show it. We have to be dignified. Thank you for your support, Samsom! Perry

Come visit me, Perry Tenitiss.

07/31/2008 08:39.22 PM Report This Comment
How Big Oil Ruined America
On the news this morning it was reported that Americans traveled 1.4 billion fewer miles than during the same period last year. The high price of gasoline is cited as the primary cause. A side effect of this is a huge reduction of government budget money for the repair and replacement of roads and bridges in America. ( aspx?storyid=520111&catid=2)
Floods in the Midwest have destroyed millions of acres of farmland. Corn, already priced higher than normal because it is being used to make ethanol instead of feeding cows and people (look at your labels, folks, corn syrup is in almost everything!) is going for record, sky-high prices. The cost of shipping food with extravagantly priced diesel fuel is making for bigger and bigger tickets at the grocery store. Grocery purchases are eating into those luxury item purchases like shoes and clothes and electricity.
Our "oil man" president's economic stimulus package gave everyone in America enough money to pay off their gasoline credit card for a month. Almost. Great news for the oil companies, right?
With the administration in favor of the financial suction of Pig Oil and their blatant rape of this country's economic system, oil barons who posted billions in profits after one of the biggest catastrophic disasters in this nation's history got away with price gouging of the highest order. Their excuses about losing refining capacity is belied by their lack of investment in building new refineries with their ill-gotten gains. And their token attempts to support "green" technology is simply a way of deflecting the direct criticism they deserve.

This winter, who will assist those freezing elderly Americans on the president's reamed out social security program who can't afford to move to Florida or other sunshine states and can't afford the high cost of heating oil? Will we have to depend on Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez for relief again?

It's time we stopped feeding the pigs and started cleaning the barn. This country can be energy independent with non-combustible fuels in ten years with some effort and the loss of absolute power of the oil companies. We did it for Kennedy, we can do it for ourselves. After all, he just challenged us to go to the moon.

Perry Tenitiss

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07/29/2008 10:13.06 AM Report This Comment
Dogs and Cats:
Dear Emily,

I have to say I disagree with your opinion, but I defend to my last nine lives your right to express it. I have nothing against dogs, they are like big, hairy, drooly two-year-old humans- with claws and big, sharp teeth. They are cuddly and friendly and lots of fun. Even pit bulls (actually Staffordshire Terriers) are wonderful animals if not mistreated. They simply have a different purpose than cats.

God made dogs to be companions to humans. They are part of the universal pack. Dog love is unconditional and dog forgiveness is immediate and without remembrance. Dog are helpmates to humans, assisting with the hunts, guarding the pack, protecting the small or weak. Dogs share with humans, food, fun and happiness. This is what dogs were made to do.

Cats, on the other hand, have a different job in relation to humans. Cats are teachers. We keep vermin from eating stockpiled food and spreading germs, demonstrating the value of cleanliness. We are clean. Cats remind humans of the value of affection and how precious a commodity it is. Cats remind humans that at times you just need to sleep in the sun for a while. And cats demonstrate dignity: when we miss our jump to the top of the china cabinet and tumble to the ground all claws-out and stiff-tailed, we shake ourselves, lick our tails and saunter off, all embarassment behind us. It's over. It's time to move on.

And so, dear Emily, learn to appreciate ALL species because although some may drool, we all have our place in this world.


Come visit me, Perry Tenitiss.

07/28/2008 02:50.37 PM Report This Comment
Raining Dogs and Dogs
Well it's raining in Illinois today. And we don't even have a hurricane! It's raining in Texas, too, and up in New York and New Jersey and New England and all those other New places in New England (and the old ones, too). But here it's just rain and people aren't happy. The rain is nice because it's been so hot here, but all the water is running downhill into the already flooded areas. The people there are already having problems because their homes are under water. The last thing they need is more rain.

The squirrels are hiding in the trees. So are the birdies. I am watching outside and see those darn wet birdies flying around like bodybuilders on kites. HAH! Can't wait until one misjudges how the water affects its weight and crashes into a tree limb beak first. The squirrels are just impatient because they're all cooped up. And squirrels are nervous enough!

But the dogs love it. You know how dogs are, all lovey dovey and goofy and undignified. They run around in the rain and bite at the drops and jump and shimmy and wag their tails. Then they do that big shake off thing that makes them look like they're having a spaz attack and throws enough water all over everybody to drown them.

Cats, of course, are smart enough to come in out of the rain. Even if we are caught outside we find some nice, cozy little dry spot to curl up in. Occasionally we share it with a mouse or something, which makes for a handy mid-shower snack. Too bad chickens don't like to snuggle. I like chicken a LOT!

Well, I guess I'll go back to the window and lie down. Just maybe that dang crow who was trying to grab my beautiful tail the other day will smash into the chimney and slide down the slate roof.

A guy's gotta have a dream, ya know?

Perry Tenitiss

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07/24/2008 10:44.48 AM Report This Comment
Thank you for coming to my page and reading this. My name is Perry Tenitiss and I am running for president of the United States. I believe that it's time for another species to take over the governing of this great country because, well, just look around. Humans have made an absolute mess of things with their need to dominate everything and their disregard for their fellow creatures. I've spoken to animals all around the country and found a consensus: humans have screwed it up. Cows in Iowa are very upset at the misuse of corn at the ethanol plants and the subsequent rise in the price of milk. They are recieving no benefits from this but are expected to maintain and even increase output. The plight of endangered species is a national tragedy. Humans feel that their wealth and status is more important than the extinction of an entire species! I am convinced there is a convenient mistranslation in the King James Bible: Genesis 1:26- "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." Convenient. I bet it was more like RESPONSIBILITY FOR.

This passage has made people think they have the right to use us and abuse us at will. I doubt seriously God made us for man to exploit. However, I digress. Badk to the presidency.

Face it, humans are easily swayed by stupid stuff. Cats have integrity. Sure, we might do a little trick for a piece of KFC once in a while, but really. Humans love their money. Cats- money? Humans love their fancy clothes. Cats- we were born with fur coats, baby. Fancy cars and boats? BOATS? Are you inSANE? Nope. Cats are incorruptible.

So, if you want someone honest in the White House, someone honest and with common sense, someone who considers everyone from the cat to the camel, remember to vote for me. Perry Tenitiss.

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07/22/2008 11:05.56 AM Report This Comment
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