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Domestic Shorthair from <a href=' Arbor/club-members.aspx' title='Ann Arbor, MI'>Ann Arbor, MI</a>


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Hi! My name is Percy

I am Domestic Shorthair from Ann Arbor, MI

Nicknames: Persimmon, Percyman, Persistance, Perseus, Pooderman

Age: 25 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: The day after my neighbor's son died Percy started visiting them every day in order to cheer her up!

My favorite tricks and treats are: He can say "out", "now", and "milk"- I'm not the only one who's heard it! and A fat, juicy chipmunk, but raw chicken will do...

Where I hang out: Cozy beds (at a thin 15lb he's too big for laps!) or under a bush where he can watch for chipmunks.

My favorite grubs: California Natural crunchy

My pet peeves: Any who dare challenge the supreme rule of Sir Percy!

What I love about my owners: She gives me everything- top notch food, treats, toys, and cuddles. I even have two cat doors!

My cat hobbies: Chasing dogs- I'm not kidding!

Pet motto: I'm not spoiled, I'm just treated like the prince that I am.

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A year to the day that my Tabbycat died I went to the farmer's market-he was six weeks old and huge-he chose me!

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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
486 -:¦:-:LOLA KITTY #2860 & MOMMA:-:¦:-
Me (Pappoose #10366) and our friend Girlie #8577 would like to gather snail mails or emails from all of you so we can print them out and send them to Lola Kitty's #2860 momma to read. For some of you who doesn't know about her momma, her name is Lola, too. Lola Kitty is named after her human momma Lola. Lola Momma is bedridden at this time and is unable to use her computer. She loves CC and she used to have fun with everyone here. She has an infection (MRSA) in her body and has been on antibiotics off & on since mid 2007. Pappoose's mom calls Lola 2-3 times a month for updates and to give her encouragement. All emails will be printed out minus your email address. If you want to send pictures then use the snail mail. You can get address when you email us. Use this to go by: ~~ CARDS & LETTERS TO LOLA KITTY #2860 & MOMMA (1) Please keep them under one page. (2) No animated cards and all ecards need to go to so they can be printed. (3) You can send e-letters to either emails: or (4) Please identify your kits in your note. (5) They should be in to us by March 15th so we can forward them. (6) If you wish to send a snail mail card get in touch with Lillian or myself by email and we will send you an address. (7) If you wish to send a picture of your kits it must go snail mail. We will forward all mail sent to us for the girls. You may pass this along to others. Here's a vote for you from the Knight Gang. Kitty Kisses, ((((PAPPOOSE #10366))))

Come visit me, Q. Pappoose "Forever Sleep 4-10-2006 to 4-24-2012", BABY KNIGHT July 18, 1998 to May 20, 2010, PATCH GIRL KNIGHT #12767 ~ Photo: 4/28/2016, Suezee Knight #11528~ Photo: 8/08/2015, WHYSKRS KNIGHT #10378 ♥ Photo: 3/03/2016, SASSEE "Forever Sleep 5-01-2004 to 10-02-2014", SIX Knight (Sweet Memories 5/15/01-7/03/06), Ebbonny Knight Forever Sleep 8/14/2000 to 3/9/2011, Sweet Pea ~ Forever Sleep 5-15-2001 to 2-25-2011, Tipper Claflin-Knight (7/15/1989 - 7/23/2008), BAHNEETAH KNIGHT #10641 ~ 8/14/2000 to 12/18/2015, Charr ~ In Loving Memory 8/14/2000-9/19/2008, Jazpyr Knight #10428 - Thankx COTD #6 - 5/02/2016, Sissee Knight (OG) #11531 Photo: 3/03/2016, K. RHOAMIN ~ Forever Sleep 5/14/2003 - 8/15/2016, Velvet~Sleep My Black Beauty 5-10-2002 to 7-7-2012 & Sylvester #11567 ♥ 5/15/2001 - 6/28/2013.

03/05/2008 10:27.36 AM Report This Comment
Mommy's been busy lately, she just started Nursing School! We don't see her too much now :( Now the kitty clan is up to 10 members total! When mama gets a chance she might just make one profile for eveyone and call it the "Romano Clan" that way everyone can keep in touch without having to visit 10 pages! :) Please come visit the Romano Clan!

Come visit me, Houshi, Kurumi, Kisa, Aki, Kyo, Romano Clan, Tama, Renji (mama named us all from anime characters) & Fuuma.

01/21/2008 05:51.27 PM Report This Comment
Hi Percy and Family
I haven't blogged you in ages, but I haven't forgotten you. I hope you are well! I wish you purrs, peace, health, and joy for the New Year. Your old friend, Ginger Spicegirl

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

01/08/2008 06:56.50 AM Report This Comment
Hi Percy and crew
What a morning. Zippi tripped dad as he got out of bed, grrr. Missy escaped while dad was trying to wash clothes, Taz and OG got into a fight and knocked the fountain over, water all over the clean floor. Then dad ran in to investigate the yowling and crash and walked thru the water with his garden shoes on, MUD. He went for a walk and we are going to surprise him and climb on the screens while he is gone.His cabinet is missing, maybe he wont come back. Hope he left enough food. Zippi and the House Monsters

Come visit me, Ole Gray, Zippi, Taz & Missy.

11/26/2007 08:23.31 AM Report This Comment
Hi Percy
Zippi got out when dad was emptying the trash, Taz got out when dad was washing the door windows, OG got out when dad was bringing Zippi in, and of course Missy slept thru it all. All escapees were caught and brought home by an ole fat guy with flip flops and flowery boxers. The neighbors all say hello. We are all reading the bad litty stories and having a good laugh/mewls together. We didnt know who got the PITA medal today as we were all bad. Zippi will announce the winner on her page sunday night or sun morn depending on dad if he was a good boy over the weekend. OH and Zippi got the PITA yesterday, seems dad left his sock drawer open and shut it later. We were hearing distant crisis mewling coming from the wall. Yes the Zipper was inside behind the drawers and dad had to take out 3 of them to get the PITA candidate out. A VOTE for you too.

Come visit me, Ole Gray, Zippi, Taz & Missy.

11/14/2007 09:45.18 AM Report This Comment
We request the honor of your presence at our family Thanksgiving Feast. Dress is casual. Please R.S.V.P. if you plan to attend, and select the meat for the first appetizer. Lizard Tails, Farm Raised Possum Cubed, or Squirrel W/Crushed Nuts. Napping cushions or pillows will provided for all attending. Kitties having special needs should specify same for accommodations. Please make sure you make your selection known to the chef at the mouse tank upon arrival. Private game room and trees will be provided, please feel free to suggest games. Please arrive November 22nd by 2 P.M., dinner will commence at 3. All out of town kitties should advice as to pick up requirements at the airport, train and bus stations. Over night reservations can be arranged at the local Casa Di Gato Inn. (800)- EAT-MICE. Security will be provided Cataglia and Catleone Families.
Volunteer human servants and chaperones are welcome. Separate menu of course.
Thank you for your prompt response. Marshie

Come visit me, Cubby, Marshmellow, Lemmi, Scruff, Punkie & Muf--RIP sweet one 3/28/2010.

11/13/2007 04:50.05 AM Report This Comment
Percy, Lucy, and Klawed
Miss you guys! Mom's been incapacitated since 2 shoulder surgeries, pain, lots of PT, etc., so forgive us. Hope all 3 of you are well! How are you doing, and hello to Sara. Vote and hugs from Ginger Spicegirl

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

07/24/2007 02:02.50 PM Report This Comment
Hi guys
did you ever push 15 pounds of cat into a 12 pound carrier? Whazzup today? Dad took Missy to the groomer and she went with a hiss and long growl. Everyone here loves dad so much. He fed us a large can of tuna and we all went to tuna comaville. He knows how to get quiet.He has a bowl for Missy when she gets home and Zippi has already mounted 2 attacks on it so it is now in the big white box in the kitchen. Hope all is well, purrs and kisses from the sunshine gang

Come visit me, Ole Gray, Zippi, Taz & Missy.

07/05/2007 12:23.27 PM Report This Comment
A Safari in Honor of Top Cat, Casper Todd Lee
You are invited on a safari (really just a bug catching) at our house (Casper's page) tomorrow, Thursday at 2:00 p.m. CT. We will chase bugs, grasshoppers and lizards. If bugs make you squimish, you can scrapbook inside the house with Merrybelle and Sissy. Hope to see you all there!

Come visit me, ♥ K Casper Todd ♥, ♥ Q MerryBelle (in Loving Memory) ♥ & ♥ Q Sissy ♥.

06/20/2007 12:34.40 PM Report This Comment
Hi Percy!
I hope you are OK! How are you three doing--and how is little Lucy feeling? Here is a vote for you from your pol, Ginger

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

06/19/2007 04:25.49 PM Report This Comment
Hi Percy!
I hope little Lucy is getting better!! Please let us know, And how are you, dear friend? We are worried about Lola Kitty's Mom. Know she was sick but hven't heard in so long. Here's what I did yesterday. I helped a lot!! Dad was typing a lot of work papers for my mother--he had them spread out all over his dek. I hopped up, did my longest stretch, and lay on all the papers to keep them from blowing away. Mom calls that stretch my "yard of calico!" Later I helped shuck some corn by batting the husks around. That and making salads are my favorite kitchen chores. About 5 a.m., I sensed that mt Mom was awake, so I announced myself, head butted her sling, then curled up under it and purred and sucked my tail until we all went back to sleep. Wasn't I helpful? Well, gotta go see how I can help some more today. Have a peaceful day, sweet pal. Here's a vote. Love, Gin Gin

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

06/10/2007 01:51.51 PM Report This Comment
Today is dads first day home. The kits have been fed and watered, boxes cleaned, with the great help from Zippi, she likes to ride the poop scoop. Ole gray has been in the house the past few nights as it has been so hot and humid in the garage, He is so mellow and quiet. He just sits somewhere and watches everything. Taz and Zippi get along well with him. Missy hisses at him everytime he walks by. So now we have a vacancy in the garage, that is scary.The honey do list is quite long and we think dad is going to wind up on his butt in the backyard under a tree with a tall frosty beverage. We are all going to watch the space shuttle go up tonite. We have a great view from the back yard. We are going to visit everyone this morn and send a vote and kitty kisses. Purrs from the sunshine kitties AKA the wrecking crew

Come visit me, Ole Gray, Zippi, Taz & Missy.

06/08/2007 04:40.01 AM Report This Comment
A Birthday invitation for Percy!!!
COMBINED BIRTHDAY PARTY INFO! To all our kitty friends: On June 16th at 2 p.m.,EST a combined birthday party for me, Xiaolin Guard Kitty, Peanut Butter and Jelly will be held to celebrate all of our first birthdays on my (Elvis') page #17734!! It will start with "Duck" rides on the Delaware River (vehicles that can travel on water and ground), followed by a ferry ride to the Camden Aquarium for appetizers and catnip tea (no eating fish from the display tanks, we will bring our own). After that we go back to my house for food, dancing, tree climbing, more grub, music, swimming, etc. At dusk we all go back to Olde City (historic section of Philadelphia) for carriage rides through the park. Private jets, kitty shuttles and limos will be available as-needed for guests' transportation. ONE FINAL NOTE! As a personal favor to Elvis and the other "Birthday Boys", we are asking everyone to vote for Juju and Midnight to be "Cat of the Day". Purrs, Elvis and the other Birthday Boys TELL YOUR FRIENDS

Come visit me, Sir Xiaolin Guard Kitty.

06/08/2007 01:50.13 AM Report This Comment
Hi Percy!
I sure hope Lucy is starting to get better!!! Guess what happened here today? We had an emergency evacuation and I spent an 3 hours in my carrier at the neighbor's house! We smelled gas, called Atlanta Gas Light and were told to get out of the house quickly and they would be here in 30 min. to check it out. My parents shoved me into my cage, ran out without any stuff and went to the neighbor's. We have her key cuz we sometimes sit her sweet cats--they're on CC too. Dad called 3 more times, and then my Mom called and said, "I've got an old man and a cat here in 88 degree heat with a gas leak. This is an emergency!" (My dad was not amused about the description!! 3 hrs later, they came, found a leak in our gas meter, fixed it and cleared us to go back in. Mom was fit to be tied--still had a day's work to do. BUT all humans and kitties ate safe and mom is proud of how we 3 kitties handled ourselves. Whew! Purrs! Gin Gin

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

06/06/2007 05:27.05 PM Report This Comment
Thanks for your votes. Maybe today will be the last of jury duty. All is well. Missy broke some christmas ornaments. Zippi hates her meds and runs when she sees dad coming at her. Taz is worn out from Zippi and OG loves being in the house with the a/c blowing on him. Purrs and a vote from the sunshine gang

Come visit me, Ole Gray, Zippi, Taz & Missy.

06/06/2007 04:45.10 AM Report This Comment
Hi Percy!
How is little Lucy doing today? I so hope she is better! Love, Ginger

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

06/05/2007 05:17.28 PM Report This Comment
Oh Percy!
I am so terribly worried about Lucy! I am praying as hard as I can that God will please, please help little Lucy get better. I will ask my close friends tp pray. I will light a cadle for good wishes for health, as well! Love to you, Lucy, Klawed and Sara!!! G-G

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

06/04/2007 02:25.38 PM Report This Comment
Please help
Dear friends please advise mommy on what to do with sissy Renji. Renji has been pulling out her fur and scracthcing herself 'till she bleeds. We've been to the vet multiple times, its not eczema, dermatitis or ringworm.There are days when shes better and doesn't do any of that and there are days when she's worse. She still hasn't grown in the past 3 months that we've had her. Daddy doesn't want her to go to a new home because he loves her very much. Please help. We don't know what to do.

Come visit me, Houshi, Kurumi, Kisa, Aki, Kyo, Romano Clan, Tama, Renji (mama named us all from anime characters) & Fuuma.

06/04/2007 01:01.08 PM Report This Comment
Percy, My Pal!
I owe you a reply:) Mom is so grateful for all her kitty friends. With the crossing over of more of our dear ones, we realize how precious our friendships are. Mom had a bad day and night and couldn't blog. Work was very stressful, having to do everything handwritten, then have dad mail it to N.C., someone fax it to Pune, India, type it in a storyboard format, then send back to mom to edit. Takes 3x as long, but the client deadlines don't change. Mom was stressed out and hurting. Then last night she had a whopper migraine headache. Dad put a cold cloth on her head and put her to bed. Today, she is better. I think it's due to omy TLC! Here is a vote from Gin Gin with love!!

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

06/02/2007 10:20.09 AM Report This Comment
Hello Percy
Your sure right about my face being the purr-fect sight for Momma to see. I'm lucky that Aunt Donna, my Grandparents and sisters take such good care of me (CAN YOU SAY S P O I L E D !!!) but I still miss Momma. Meanwhile, Momcat has been super busy working outside in the garden, opening the yard and pool. I wanted to come by with a vote, kitty kisses & a wish for a PURR-fect weekend... With Purrs, Lelu=^..^=

Come visit me, K. Cody Lee ♥ Angel Yum Yum -:¦:-, Q. Amber Lee -:¦:-Happy Easter-:¦:-, Q.Lelu Sabrina♥ -:TY for Your Friendship:- & The Chubbie Cubbies :¦:Vote A. Bootz & Meeko :¦:.

06/02/2007 05:08.27 AM Report This Comment
Our dad does it again. He took us to Mistys party and we were having so much fun. He went into the living room ato get something and fell asleep on the couch. He left us all out in cyberspace. We got back at him this morning. When on our 4th lap around the house we used the couch as a runway while he was on it. Gee , he wasnt too happy when he looked at the clock. 245 am. We all watched tv with him and it is raining so hard that our street is flooding. So much for our drought. Zippi had a viral infection and got meds for it. She ate well this morning and even pushed Missy and Taz away from their plates to see what they had. Everything is back to normal.Ole Gray has been hanging around more and more. Yesterday he got into the back yard and spent a couple hours with Missy and Taz. Zippi isnt allowed out until she gets all her shots next week. Taz gets the big snip then too.Dad is going back to trial monday. so this will be the last blog for a while. Purrs and a vote from the sunshine gang at the kitty rancho

Come visit me, Ole Gray, Zippi, Taz & Missy.

06/02/2007 02:51.18 AM Report This Comment
hi , my handsome :-)
how is my sweet gentlecat doing ?nothing much going on here except that my mama is not well :-( she has something nasty called MRSA in her bladder , it's supposed to be a very resistant infection , sheesh , too complicated for us kitties to understand ...... i have been next to her all the time giving her some extra TLC !! here it is a vote for you , sweetie :-) love you , lola kitty

Come visit me, Lola Kitty ( Offline ).

06/01/2007 04:53.53 PM Report This Comment
Glad to hear from you...
Hello... Momma printed out copies of all my blogs since Saturday morning. She promised me extra time blogging over the next few days. We played together so much today. I think she was trying to make up for leaving me. I really suffered being left alone with my two sisters, Grandma, Grandpa and especially Aunt Donna. I suffered through belly rubs, kitty kisses, brushing, being hand fed, played with and entertained. I know you feel sorry for me. Sometimes it's tough being a kitty. LOL!!! I was so happy to see my Momcat that when I heard the garage door close I ran down the stairs and jumped into her arms. I know I was suppose to ignore Momcat and give her the quilt trip but I was just TOO excited. Momma was trying to hold me, her pocketbook & suitcase. The look on her face was pretty funny. My parents had a wonderful time in Las Vegas. They flew 3 hours by helicopter to the Hoover Dam, Lake Mead, followed the Colorado River along the Grand Canyon Western Rim and landed at the Hualapai Nation. They went out on the new Skywalk that opened two months ago. The Skywalk is a glass walkway that suspends more than 4,000 feet above the Grand Canyon's floor and extends 70 feet from the Canyon's Rim. VERY COOL!!! They saw the Beatles Show "LOVE" and really enjoyed it. Swimming, walking the strip and seeing the sights kept them busy. Momma said it was 100 degrees everyday without the humidity of NYC. They enjoyed the Bellagio and LOVED the dancing fountains. Today Momma started to open the pool and they celebrated Papa's birthday. I watched Momma put the suitcase away so I know that she is staying home for quite some time. Momma brought me some yummy catnip toys & several little rattling balls. She also gave me a photograph of her petting a small cub (about 90 pounds) at MGM's casino. They went to the Lion's Habitat. That dude's paw is larger than my head. Momma told me I was way cuter!!! Have a wonderful day!!! With kitty kisses & a VOTE, Lelu=^..^=

Come visit me, K. Cody Lee ♥ Angel Yum Yum -:¦:-, Q. Amber Lee -:¦:-Happy Easter-:¦:-, Q.Lelu Sabrina♥ -:TY for Your Friendship:- & The Chubbie Cubbies :¦:Vote A. Bootz & Meeko :¦:.

05/31/2007 12:04.30 AM Report This Comment
Hi Percy!
Yes, the air finally cleared up here. Glad yoou're getting in some patio time. Your place sounds sp beautiful and peaceful! There is something calming about being around wayer. Have a restful evening, sweet boy. here's a vote and a purr. Ginger

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

05/29/2007 06:16.36 PM Report This Comment
Dear Percy, Klawed, and Lucy!
How is your day looking? I hope it's a good one. Smoke from the terrible South Georgia fires has reached Atlanta and we have Red Alert air quality. It means my Dad can't go outdoors and we have to keep all windows closed. Bird watching is behind glass today. Papa cardinal is feeding seeds to the little ones, mouth to mouth today. Mom woke up with shoulder pain, and I might have had something to do with it. Last night, I was getting up on the bed when I caught the claws of both front paws in the bedspread. I pulled harder and panicked and started to scream. My Mom reached under me and tried to lift me with one arm while she yelled for my dad. I sort of fell onto her sling on the bad arm. She got me got loose, we both stopped yelling, and no one was badly hurt. Mom's wearing an ice pack and I'm acting extra sweet and cute. Any advice? Love from Gin Gin here's a vote for you :)

Come visit me, Ginger Spicegirl - Until We Meet Again.

05/27/2007 09:26.23 AM Report This Comment
hi sweetheart
i'm sooooooooooo happy to hear from you !!!! too bad sara couldn't sell all her stuff , but she did the right thing ..... charities are always in need of stuff :-) how are you doing, klawed and lucy today ? enjoying the weekend with your family ? it's not too hot here today , wow , yesterday we hit 96 F , YIKES ... right now we have 83F and i have been in the front porch enjoying the nice breeze and watching the birdies and critters outside !! here it is a vote for you my handsome!!!love & purrs , lola kitty

Come visit me, Lola Kitty ( Offline ).

05/26/2007 04:22.06 PM Report This Comment
handsome percy ....
how have you been ? i miss you !! don't you love me anymore ??? bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :-( nothing new here except for one fox that showed up here on our backyard with her babies , they're SO cute !! i wish i could go out and play with them , but mama won't let me , grrrrrrrr here it is a vote for you , handsome and i hope you, klawed,lucy and mommy have a great evening :-) love, lola kitty ps: hope to hear from you soon !!

Come visit me, Lola Kitty ( Offline ).

05/23/2007 03:09.07 PM Report This Comment
For Your Enjoyment...Pet Rules
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door – nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out to the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine or feline attendance is not required.

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘furniture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and Cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less.
2. Don’t ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Normally come when called.
5. Never ask to drive the car.
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends.
7. Don’t smoke or drink.
8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions.
9. Don’t want to wear your clothes.
10. Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and . . .
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children. Have a wonderful week. With kitty kisses & a vote, Lelu=^..^=

Come visit me, K. Cody Lee ♥ Angel Yum Yum -:¦:-, Q. Amber Lee -:¦:-Happy Easter-:¦:-, Q.Lelu Sabrina♥ -:TY for Your Friendship:- & The Chubbie Cubbies :¦:Vote A. Bootz & Meeko :¦:.

05/21/2007 12:20.09 AM Report This Comment
A Vote For You...
Dear Percy,
Hello... I hope everything is going well with you dear friend. I'll let you know when we have a firm date.I'm sorry it took me so long to get back to you. We had a really nice time with Grandpa being here. It's a far cry from Grandma, Grandpa & Aunt Donna worshipping me but I think I enjoyed the challenge of making him take notice of me. First, I must tell you that Momma really made him cut up shrimp and ham for me. He mumbled something about serving me cat food but I just looked at him and meowed the words "FOOD RECALL". I'm not sure if he understood "MEOW" but I tried. After dinner I jumped on the dining room table and went inside my basket and meowed until Momma put on my Cat Sitter DVD. Then I sat there and really watched the DVD. Would you believe he never heard of a Cat Sitter DVD??? I think this man must live under a rock. Momma showed him my web site, pictures, scrapbook, my television debut, toys and bed. Grandpa couldn't believe that I really slept on a pillow. Doesn't he sleep on a pillow??? Why would he assume that I wouldn't want to sleep on a pillow??? I was able to jump on his pillow every morning when he opened his door. He had to call Momma to come and get me. Do I look that ferocious ??? Hee-hee. Grandpa did say that I was a very good girl. I don't think I have made a cat person out of him but he did come over and say "Bye Cat" when he left. Today we let our balloons go and tried to catch up with things around the house. I was such a big help to Momma (especially when she was making the bed). Have a wonderful evening. With kitty kisses & a vote, Lelu=^..^=

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05/18/2007 08:59.25 PM Report This Comment
don't forget tomorrow !!!! :-)
how are you doing , my sweet percy ? my mama and i are already busy planning the party tomorrow and i hope to see you, klawed & lucy here !! it will be SO fun :-) here it is a vote for you , handsome !! love & purrs , lola kitty

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05/18/2007 05:18.32 PM Report This Comment
haaaaaaaaaaaaaandsome ............!!!!!!!
how are you? i left an invitation to my party at lucy's page and i am hoping you will be my date !!! :-) sissy's party is on monday, would you be my date too ? hope y'all are having a purrfect evening and here it is a vote for you:-) luv, lola kitty

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05/16/2007 04:32.36 PM Report This Comment
Hi Percy!
Do you and your gang mind stopping in on Tommy's site and wishing him happy 16th birthday? His owner is too big on planning, so I thought I'd just remind friends to drop in on him on this occasion! I think I reminded your girl, Lola, last night. Mom is so forgetful! Thanks much!!! Purrs to you 3! Ginger

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05/16/2007 01:51.29 PM Report This Comment
Hey Percy!
Writing to you from time out. I am in big, big trouble this morning! Loved the story about the pond! Mom laughed about it too. Ill bet Lucy was laughing too when it happened. I know Cleo would be! I hope I get out of time out soon! Mom opened the door for just a second and I raced out... She chased me and finally I went back in. She is still very mad at me! ( I attacked her and scratched her with my teeth, attacked my sister earlier...) Purrs, Sebastian

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05/16/2007 05:41.28 AM Report This Comment
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