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06/01/2011 12:03.59 PM
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Cats vs. Men
A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.
You can't put a bell around your man's neck and always know exactly where he is.
You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.
When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture.
Cats never pretend they know how to fix what's broken.
Your cat doesn't care what size your boobs are.
Cats will love you even when you have bad hair days.
Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have.
Men can't be neutered if they stray.
It's okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.
You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
A cat is never late for dinner.
Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
You'll never get a call from you cat's ex.
Your cat will never leave you for a younger women.
A cat can't fake loving you.
Cats actually think with their heads.
Cata can fend for themselves.
When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoyingCome visit me, Cry Baby & Tom Sawyer.
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12/23/2010 09:45.00 AM
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 This semester is almost over! Do YOU have what it takes to be Valedictorian?
There is one month left in Session 2 but it’s not too late to register. Do it today and get 1,000 Club Cat points just for joining. Prove you are the smartest cat around and you could earn a years’ worth of cat food for your favorite feline companion. Don’t delay… sign up today!
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06/02/2010 02:30.26 PM
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 October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Jonny Cat and Cat’s Pride support breast cancer research because they’re people lovers too.
Save $1 on your next purchase of Cat’s Pride or Jonny Cat .
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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
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Cool! I'll visit. If you see a comment from Maggie, that's me. I like to go on her blog! I know it's mean but she's a dog and I'm a cat.... we don't get along. Gotta go to sleep now, kinda late. (I think we're in the same time zone....) Purrs, mr. FuCome visit me, Mr. Fusion ~Luvs Aunty~.
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08/28/2008 06:12.33 PM
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so
Who's Lilly? Anyway.... You have a dog? Does it have a DogChannel account? Mine does. Maggie, B/W cockapoo. She's pretty anoyying sometimes....Come visit me, Mr. Fusion ~Luvs Aunty~.
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08/27/2008 05:41.12 PM
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Oh well that is okay i would do the same thing but i do have a cat!Have a googd day!Tulip Come visit me, AARC † 7+ Please join Us † & ~Tulip 99453 Vote COTD 5/18/09~.
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08/27/2008 02:02.49 PM
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ok
oh yeah I had the same problem. I just got mr. fu last december! when will you get one?Come visit me, Mr. Fusion ~Luvs Aunty~.
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08/27/2008 01:13.42 PM
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hEY MY NAME IS TULIP UM R U A REAL KAT???ANYWAY I WAS WONDERIN IF U WANTED TO BE FRIENDS?WELL I LFTE U A VOTE MAYBE U CAN COME DROP ME ONE TOO!WELL SEE U AROUND!TULIP Come visit me, AARC † 7+ Please join Us † & ~Tulip 99453 Vote COTD 5/18/09~.
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08/27/2008 01:05.10 PM
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Ummmm.....
Hi, are you an actual cat? If you are I would love to be friends.Come visit me, In Memory of Briggs, Elmer, Florie, VOTE FOR MY FRIENDS MACY, ELMO, AND MONKEY! & Charlie.
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08/27/2008 09:24.46 AM
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hi
Welcome to CatChannel!!! Hope you have fun on here. Why no pics? -Mr. FuCome visit me, Mr. Fusion ~Luvs Aunty~.
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08/27/2008 08:38.13 AM
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