Tuesday chuckling menu - have a relaxing evening
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What do you call a nervous hotdog?......A frank-fretter.
Why did the soda bottle go to college?
It wanted to be a “fizz” ed teacher.
What kind of beer do couch potatoes like best?...Spud Lite
Did you hear about the valedictorian of the cooking school?......Passed her final exam with flying crullers!
Waiter: Madam, all the food we serve is a la carte.
Diner: Then just wheel it in, sonny!
Diner: How hot are your hot tamales?
Waiter: Well, if more than three customers eat them at the same time, the sprinkler system goes on.
Waiter: May I tell you about our corn on the cob?
Customer: Yes. Give me an earful.
Customer: Why do you call these metric cookies?
Baker: They’re gram crackers.
Hungry husband: Why are you cooking our meal slowly over low heat?
Wife: Because it’s a simmer day.
#1: I just crossed a pastry chef with a soft drink.
#2: What did you get?
#1: Baking soda.
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(> ” ” <).....TUESDAY's VOTE for Terrific FurFriends
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(,,) - (,,) - Chloe, 9/26/11 COTDCome visit me, Team RAGDOLL PAWesome PURRsonality #235194, :¦:Chloe:•:(¯`v´¯):•- :208036:¦: & Team CHLOE, a PAWSitively PURRfect NAME #234964.
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01/10/2012 09:10.42 PM
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06/01/2011 12:03.59 PM
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 This semester is almost over! Do YOU have what it takes to be Valedictorian?
There is one month left in Session 2 but it’s not too late to register. Do it today and get 1,000 Club Cat points just for joining. Prove you are the smartest cat around and you could earn a years’ worth of cat food for your favorite feline companion. Don’t delay… sign up today!
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06/02/2010 02:30.26 PM
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 October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Jonny Cat and Cat’s Pride support breast cancer research because they’re people lovers too.
Save $1 on your next purchase of Cat’s Pride or Jonny Cat .
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10/14/2009 08:09.18 AM
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:)
vote 4 you :)Come visit me, Chamber.
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09/13/2009 09:19.30 PM
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Hi Kelso!!
Hi Pretty kitty Kelso: Momma seen your name on another kitty's site and wanted to see you. You are very Handsome. Mom thinks it's kind of cute that your first name is the same as our last name. Hope you enjoy yourself here on Club Cat. Purrs and Kisses Princess and CloverCome visit me, Q. Princess Lee "RIP" Aunt Samantha Knight!!!!!!!!, Peanut Lee " RIP" Sweet Velvet Knight!!!!!!!!!!!!! & Clover Lee "RIP" Pappoose alway's Loved!!!!!!!!!!!.
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01/30/2007 02:53.26 PM
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cute!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!! WELCOME TO CAT CHANNEL! come visit us!Come visit me, Marcel (Mars), Tori & Mickey.
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01/13/2007 11:35.42 AM
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What a great picture!! You are one handsome cat!! Welcome, we are so happy that you are here!!! Did you ever catch one of those critters??? Come visit me, "Onyx" & "Kinser".
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01/13/2007 05:15.25 AM
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Hi, Kelso: Here's a vote for you! We live in a second floor apartment with a deck. I love it when the squirrels come to visit! Such a great picture. I've been nose-to-nose just like that. Come to see me. Your friend, Wendy Come visit me, Wan-Lea Kaylin - Go Phillies!, Angel Wan-Lea Wendy Avalon - Go Phillies! & Angel Mei Li - In Loving Memory.
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01/13/2007 04:27.08 AM
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Hey Kelso
Were you named after the dude for the 70s show? I love watching the wild life outside too.. I live in Michigan too... It's raining here today,but it's suppose to turn to snow tommrow... Limur..Come visit me, Mesa, Stray, Rocky, Shaggy, Meow Meow(Missing her already) & Limur.
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01/12/2007 11:42.31 PM
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What a great picture! Come visit me, Ariel & Erwin.
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01/12/2007 09:16.55 PM
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Help Me Please!!!!!!
Help Me
Vote for me You look cool!!Now I need your help. I would love to win Best Mustache for the Virtual Cat Show. Please vote for me and tell your friends. I am also entered in most of the other categories. THANKS Awesome pictures!!!!--------SunshineCome visit me, Robbie P. Diddles, Judy Ann O'Brian, Sunshine, Genevieve, Billie Joe & Midnight Snow.
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01/12/2007 08:22.06 PM
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