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Siberian from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/BC/Aldergrove/club-members.aspx' title='Aldergrove, BC'>Aldergrove, BC</a>

Q.A. Mallow (MJ) ♥ OJ ~ It's Playoffs time!

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Hi! My name is Q.A. Mallow (MJ) ♥ OJ ~ It's Playoffs time!

I am a Siberian from Aldergrove, BC

Nicknames: My family called me Mighty Mallow, and many Monarchs have bestowed special names on me as well. I answer to "Zefir" (Russian for "Marshmallow", courtesy of K. Bennie), "Mallow Whip" (Because I will not tone it down! Thanks, Angel Q. Gracie), "Weeds" and "Thumbtack" (courtesy of K. Steve).

~ I found out that “mallow” is a family of flowers that includes Hibiscus, Rose of Sharon and best of all, the wild swamp rose. ~

** Mallow: proud to be the pointy thumbtack on the throne of Kings **

Age: 10 years old

Gender: F

Coat: long haired

Education: I went from being afraid of other cats to being able to boss two much bigger housemates around. When the Queen muttered, they would move!
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♦ Completed all five levels of Cat College Dec 2009 - June 2011
♦ Camp Kitty camper - summer 2010
♦ Dame of the Realm - Aug 31, 2011. Thank you, King Sparky!
♦ Received her Wings from Cherish, Dame of the Air, and became one of the Royal Pilots August 26, 2011. Rotary Wing (helicopter) rating Mar 9, 2013
♦ Member of Zoe Monique's Hairballz Rainbow Riders since their founding December 15, 2011 - Hairballz were designated "Heralds of Happiness" by King Bennie August 31, 2012
♦ Dungeon Mistress & Court Jester to King Bennie; named Countess of Comedy - August 2012
♦ Court Jester to King Pushkin, October 2013
♦ Guardian Angel to K. Bennie - Jan 20, 2014
♦ Court Jester to King Spanky Jack, August 2014

COTD Nov 4, 2011 -- Stunned and grateful!
COTD Feb 28, 2013
ACOTD - March 1, 2014
ACOTD - March 2, 2015

CROTD Nov 3, 2011 -- Surprise!
CROTD Dec 3, 2012

☆ COTM February 2016 - now I REALLY rule! ☆
** CROTM February 2016 **

Catster moments:
Diary of the Day - March 21, 2014
Kewlest Catster Kitties Group COTM - May 2014
Cat's Den Denmaster of the Month - Jan 2015
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Engaged to Sir Oscar Jon #257588 June 20, 2013
Married to Sir Oscar Jon July 30, 2013
"Love knows no boundaries ..."
~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~
**Plays for Kitty Avalanche mouse hockey team**
Inducted into MHL Hall of Fame June 21, 2013, just a few hours before I crossed the Rainbow Bridge

"Inductee number five represents the Kitty Avalanche. She is a great hockey player and has left her mark on the MHL in a short period of time. Please welcome inductee number five, Mallow, #161233"

June 27, 2014 received the Angel King Sparky Award for Top Defensive Forward in the 2013 - 2014 season
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Vote 100 - Cherish - 8/25/11
Vote 500 - Carly Knight - 11/3/11
Vote 1000 - Bennie - 1/23/12
Vote 5000 - Sausha Knight & the GPC - 7/27/13
Vote 10,000 - Q. Lily - 12/24/14
Vote 11,000 - P.D. Budd - 4/24/15
Vote 12,000 - Quincy - 12/28/15
Vote 13,000 - K. Rhoamin Knight - 1/26/16
Vote 14,000 - Q. A. Wendy - 2/28/16
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My favorite tricks and treats are: I could fly even before I became an Angel! I was very small, but I could jump onto a 5 foot fence with no trouble at all. I could race up the stairs and fly across the living room to land on the couch with only one bounce off the chair in the middle of the room. Extra fun when a human was sitting on the chair or couch (giggle)! I also liked to race up & down the willow tree in the front yard, just to show off to Mike if I saw him looking out the window. One time Mom saw me walking along the top bar of the neighbours' chain link fence. She followed me for two weeks with a camera trying to get video, but I never let her see me do it again ~ and I loved Feline Greenies, Temptations and tuna flakes. I always appeared out of nowhere to mooch when anyone was eating chicken or nacho chips.

Where I hang out: I loved Big Bro Will's lap when he was on the computer or watching TV. I used his soft top convertible in the carport as a great big kitty hammock and I loved my cozy sleeping mat on top of the TV cabinet. Now that I've crossed the Bridge, when I’m not at my cabin in the woods I hang out in the treehouse O.J. built overlooking Mallowwood on Pinto Island, or in one of our many private hideaways (well, if I told you they wouldn't be private, now would they?).

My favorite grubs: Canned mush and Whiskas Sensations kibble

My pet peeves: When my people didn’t drop what they were doing to let me out the very second I asked, or when the other cats were sitting right where I wanted to be! I was the Queen, after all!

What I love about my owners: They loved me, appreciated all of my quirks and when after 7 happy active years with them I got a tumor that quickly took my strength away, they had my back. They took loving care of me and I was being held in Mom's arms on the night of June 21, 2013, when just a bit before 9 p.m. I saw the big almost-full moon through the living room window and something whispered "you can reach that". So like the independent adventurous girl I had always been, I took one last leap ... and landed at the gates of the Rainbow Bridge.

That's what a forever home is about, and I chose mine well!

My cat hobbies: Go outside and explore and hunt, or stay inside and just sleep & hang out. I also love to ride my Harley!

Pet motto: “ Born to be wed … ”

Angel Dame Mallow and Sir Oscar Jon
will be tying the big Eternity knot
on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
in the Rose Garden at the CC Castle (page #237624)

No live blogging, just drop in anytime to share in the ceremony and help us celebrate as we take the ride down the aisle into forever!

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How We Met

I had been picked up as a stray & was in the shelter for six weeks. Meanwhile, at the other end of town my future family was finally ready to welcome another cat into their lives after Angel Smokey. They went to the shelter thinking "anything but a gray one, because there will never be another Smokey!" Well, even though I'm gray, I kept following them with my big eyes, meowing "pick me, pick me", and they kept coming back to me. When the shelter lady said "would you like to hold her?" I held my breath. When Big Bro Joe declared “This cat has personality!” I knew for sure I had found my forever home!
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Born: May 30 (est), 2005
Adopted: May 30, 2006
Joined CC: December 2, 2009
Crossed the Rainbow Bridge: June 21, 2013
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Hey Mallow!
OF COURSE you and the Hairballz can ride your Harleys down the grand staircase any time you want. Hey if the Lily Pad isn't a fun place to be, what good is it to live in a palace, right? ~ Come visit me, ♦♦ Queen Lily ♦♦
(Hereby notarized sealed & filed this 13th day of November, 2012.)

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HI Q A MALLOW & FANILY
good luck to your mom with the plant...
e're late again mom was out with her daughter Sue they went to dinner Sue treated then they went to the theater and saw a musical "my Paris" the story of Toulouse Lautrec..it was very good...
hope you had a nice day....here's a vote, peace, luv and angel purrs...Q angel bootz >^..^<

Come visit me, Q. angel bootz #2601~, angel tikki....# 33474-, K. meeko..2602, K .meeko & Q angel bootz 17441~ & dame rosie # 212287.

05/05/2016 09:22.25 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Happy Cinco de Meow! Whats with all the 5's today? Cinco de Mayo,revenge of the 5th day. We're all going to the dark side. Day of reason-pa-lease! Hoagie and oyster day-maybe. Enough tequila will make anything taste good,even Engine's (56) skunk stroganoff for our authentic Mexican meal.

Luvbug (46) doesn't put all his oysters in one basket because really,how many oysters can one eat,and who really wants to!

Mallow has 5's on her mind with a score of 50.She's also gravitating (levitating maybe??) towards oyster mayhem.

I score another 46,and find MANY reasons to drink and celebrate. The oyster not being one of them.

The Angels have hopped on the 46 train as well,but theirs is on the soggy side.

Mudcat carries on the 5's tradition with a low 53. Hello....can Spring come out and play/stay?

Tuck (50) the voice of reason himself *snicker* comes in out of the rain for a Heinicat and a Hoagie.

BG scores the biggest high five of all-55!! Can't get any more perfect than that. Winner,winner,Mexican dinner which she won't touch with a 10 foot 9 iron.

GTt ruins the 5 streak with a 48. Whats that you say??? You want billboards and signs posted for Perseus's BD on the 15th for all to attend? Kidding! This is a "members only" (no,not the brand of coat) event. Very VIP here :)

Scores:
1st-three way tie with Luvbug,the Angels and me with 46
2nd: GTt with 48
3rd:Tuck and Mallow with 50

Losers: Engine with 56,and BG with 55. We'll throw Mudcat in with you so she isn't lonely and cold.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/05/2016 01:17.27 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW! PART UNO!
HERE I AM...FINISHED WITH MY PASSING OUT OF THE BLOGS AND SAVING THE VERY BEST FOR LAST! BUT THE FIRST LAST. ISN'T THAT THE BEST IDEA TO FLOAT ALL DADS CLUTTER UP TO HIS CLOUD! HE CAN JUST PUT THINGS WILLY NILLY WHEREVER HE WANTS AND NO ONE CAN TELL HIM TO CLEAN IT UP! I CAN TELL HE'S HAVING A BALL UP HERE. NO MORE DIALYSIS CHAIR, ALL THE GREASY FAST FOOD HE WANTS AND STAYING SLIM, HIS DRIVING HIS FORD PINTO, MAKING AS MUCH CLUTTER AS HE PLEASES, AND SAVING THINGS FOR "SOME DAY WHEN HE MAY NEED IT"! YOUR DAD IS A REAL HOOT!

I DUNNO IF HE SHOULD OPEN THE PUFFY CANS OF GREEN BEANS. THIS USUALLY MEANS SALMONELLA OR E-COLI, BUT UP HERE, WE DONT GET SICK, SO WHAT THE HECK! IF THEY TASTE OKAY TO HIM, EAT 'EM UP, DAD! HE CAN ALWAYS POKE A HOLE IN THE PUFFY CAN AND LET THE AIR OUT, LET IT SIT AND SEE WHAT GIVES. IF IT MAKES HIM MORE SECURE, SO BE IT. NOW, IVE HEARD OF SECURITY BLANKIES, BUT SECURITY CANS?? THAT'S A MEW ONE ON ME!

OH DO YOU STILL HAVE A RATTY DESK IN THE BASEMENT? WE CAN TAKE THAT UP. IF NOT, WE CAN GO TRASHPICKING OR THRIFT SHOPPING AND GET HIM A REALLY COOL OUT RATTY TATTY DESK, A RATTY CHAIR, SOME RATTY RAG RUGS, A STATICY OL' RADIO AND A BULL HORN SO MOM CAN HEAR HIM ALL THE WAY AT HER HOUSE! GREAT IDEA TO TAKE HIM SOME OF THE BIG PLASTIC BARRELS! HE'LL FIND SOME USE FOR THEM, IM SURE. OH AND THE SAGGY BAGGY MATTRESS! WE CAN TAKE HIM AN INDIAN PRINT HIPPIE BEDSPREAD TO COVER THE HOLES UP.

IM KINDA SURPRISED THAT NOBODY PICKED UP THE PLASTIC BARRELS. TRASH PICKERS MUST BE GETTING "TRASH PICKY"! OH FABULOUS! THAT OLD BROKEN TV WILL WORK FINE UP ON DADS CLOUD. HE HAD A NASH METRO? HOW FUNNY CUZ MOMS BESTIE IN HIGH SCHOOL HAD ONE. IT WAS PINK AND SHE NAMED HIM "BREWSTER EGLICK". I HAVE NO CLUE TO HOW SHE GOT THIS NAME BUT IT SURE WAS A CUTE LITTLE BUGGER. IT'LL FIT IN REALLY GOOD WITH ALL THE FORD PINTOS. AND HE HAS AN ALLSTATE SCOOTER? IS THAT FROM ALLSTATE INSURANCE? "YOU'RE IN GOOD PAWS WITH ALLSTATE!"

TO BE CONTINUED......

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/05/2016 10:48.17 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
OH MJ, THANKS FOR THE NICE COMPLIMENT ABOUT L'IL OL' ME THINKING OF EVERYTHING! MY BRAIN IS PACKED WITH RANDOM IDEAS SO IVE JUST BEEN PLUCKING THEN OUT! I THINK YOUR FORD PINTO WILL BE SO BOSS WITH THE SHOOTING FLAMES! WE SHOULD OUGHTTA BINGE WATCH "PIMP MY RIDE" TO GET SOME GROOVY IDEAS! OF COURSE IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT MINE WITH BE PAINED WHITE AND ORANGE PINTO SPOTTED! WITH ORANGE HUBCAPS! OH GOSH, NO! I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE AT ALL IN BAD TASTE FOR THE PINTO. I MEAN IT GOT SUCH A BAD RAP BACK IN THE DAY, THAT THIS WILL BE LIKE HAVING A MAKEOVER!

WHAT THE WHAT? THE NEVER CAUGHT THE PINTO MURDERER? IS HE STILL AT LARGE? LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND HIM AND GIVE HIM WHAT'S COMING TO HIM. WHAT A COINKIDINK THAT THE SAME ROAD IDJIT HAD JUST HIT & RUN DOWN AT THE WATERING HOLE. BUMMER THEY DONT HAVE DNA OR TIRE PRINTS ON FILE FOR CARS. CATCH THE CAR, CATCH THE CULPRIT. IM REALLY GLAD YOU MOM WAS DRIVING SOLO THAT DAY AND NOT HAVING THE KIDS WITH HER!

WELL, ISN'T THIS A STROKE OF PURFECT TIMING? BIG BRO WILL GETTING HIS NEW TIRES TO REPLACE THE OLD BALD ONES! WE CAN MAKE AT LEAST 50 DOZEN PAIRS OF HUERACHES FOR THE BIG FIESTA TODAY! I LOVE YOUR PAIR! VERY TRES CHIC! ME & POUNCER HAVE BEEN US SINCE 3AM, PURPARRING ALL THE FOOD, NIPPIN' AT THE COOKING SHERRY, HAVING A MORNING CERVEZA AND NOW WE ARE READY TO PARK IT IN OUR BEACH CHAIRS FOR A WHILE AND HAVE THE CABANA BOYS WAIT ON US! WE ARE SO READY TO SINK OUR FANGS INTO ALL THIS GOOD FOOD! WHAT SAY WE TOAST TO CINQO DE MAYO WITH THESE MARGARITAS?? LUVYA A.ELMIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/05/2016 10:47.36 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW & FURSIBS!
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR DAILY VOTE. I'M HAVING THE BEST TIME AND HOPE YOU ALL ARE TOO! TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY AND ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE HOLIDAYS. CINQO DE MAYO! A LITTLE HISTORY LESSON FOR YOU TODAY, THIS IS THE DAY CELEBRATED
BY MEXICO TO COMMEMORATE THE MEXICAN ARMY'S DEFEAT OF THE FRENCH FORCES IN THE BATTLE OF OF PUEBLA IN 1862. OLE! VIVA MEXICO! GENERAL IGNACIO ZARAGOZA SAVED THE DAY AND WAS THE HERO. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE NICKNAME FOR IGNACIO IS "NACHO"? BUT WHICH CAME FIRST, IGNACIO OR THE TASTY DISH OF NACHOS? WELL, NEITHER! IT WAS IGNACIO "NACHO" ANAYA WHO CREATED THE DISH IN 1943.

WE ARE GONNA HAVE A GREAT ARRAY OF ALL THINGS MEXICAN FROM THE "COCHINA" (KITCHEN) TO COMIDA (EAT). ME AND MY QUE LINDA (VERY PRETTY) GATO ESPOUSE (CAT WIFE) POUNCER AND I HAVE STARTED AT 3AM THIS MORNING TO ASSURE THAT ALL DISHES ARE PREPARED HOT AND FRESH FOR ALL OUR GUESTS! WE WILL BE HAVING STREET TACOS WHICH ARE TWO HEATED CORN TORTILLAS STUFFED WITH CARNE ASADA (HUNKS OF STEAK), FRIED GROUND BEEF TACOS IN THE GRINGO STYLE, TAMALES, THE SWEET GREEN BEING MY FAVORITE. QUESADILLAS, ENCHILADAS MADE WITH CHICKEN, BEEF OR PORK. WE ARE HAVING CHIMICHANGAS (FRIED BURRITOS), PESCOS (FISH), CAMARONES (SHRIMP), CALAMARI (SQUID), TAQUITOS, CHALUPAS, GORDITAS, BIG FAT FULLY LOADED
WET OR DRY BURRITOS. WE LIKE THE CHILI COLORADO (RED SAUCE) BUT THE CHILI VERDE (GREEN SAUSE) IS MUEY BUENO TOO! THEY CAN BE STUFFED WITH AS MUCH STUFF AS YOU WANT. AND WE HAVE SIDES OF PICO DE GALLO, SOUR CREME, SALSA, FRIED CORN CHIPS, GUACAMOLE, MEXICAN RICE, REFRIED PINTO BEANS, AND IN THE SOUTHWESTERN STYLE OF TEX-MEX, BLUE CORN TORTILLAS, DUCK TORTILLAS, JOHNNY CAKES (CORN CAKES). REFRIED BLACK BEANS. AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE BIG STUFFED COLORFUL PINATAS!

DESERT WILL BE GALLETOS (LITTLE CAKES), FLAN (CARMEL CUSTARD), FRIED ICE CREME SERVED ON FRIED FLOUR
TORTILLA WITH WHIPPED CREME AND A DRIZZLE OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP. AND LET US NOT FORGET THE BEVERAGES. FOR THE ADULT WE HAVE AN OPEN BAR WITH SQUEEVE BARTENDING. HE MAKES A MEAN MARGARITA, FRUIT OR PLAIN, SHOTS OF TEQUILA OR MESCAL. IF YOU'RE BRAVE YOU CAN DRINK THE WORM WHOLE. WE HAVE DAQUIRIES AND COSMOS, MARTINIS AND ANYTHING YOU SHOULD HAVE A HANKERING FOR. FOR THE YOUNG KITTY SET, WE HAVE ALL FRUITY FLAVORS OF HORCHATA (RICE MILK), FANTA (MEXICAN SODA), LECHE (MILK), LECHE DE CARMAL (CARMEL MILK). AND THE BEST ONE IS ABUELITA. IT'S A MEXICAN CAKE OF COCOA THAT YOU MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE WITH.

BIRTHDAYS..A.CALLIE #89317, GRETCHEN & MIRANDA #187487, A.SCOOTER #194581**DOPTY**STITCH #6653***COTD A.SAKURA, SIENNA & SABLE....CONGRATS LADIES!

OUR MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS CREME DE CACOA MOONPIES. OUR MOON TOON IS "DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT" BY KING HARVEST. THE DANCES INCLUDE THE FORBIDDEN DANCE...THE LAMBATA, TANGO, RHUMBA, CONGA & OUR FAVORITE THE MEXICAN HAT DANCE GET YOUR SERPAPES, SOMBREROS, HUERACHES (SANDALS MADE FROM USED TIRES) AND HAVE THE MOST FUN FIESTA EVER!!! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/05/2016 09:58.06 AM Report This Comment
did ya know
that we're falling apart at the seams here? with mommy's asthma back and on steroids again and more doctor's appts. she's likely to have to see a pulmonongist soon too, janet's got carpel tun-nel and is facing surgery more than likely which will knock her out of work for a while and her ankle isn't healing the way it should supposed to be off her feet, but no way of it with her being the only driver and bread winner for money here. she's sup posed to stop her walks as well as limit online time to once a day and then likely will have to stop cutting fruit at work for the melon bar repetitive cutting and pounding away on the keys here isn't helping her at all either, but she won't have to quit her job, just stop cutting fruit and do the salad bar and sink work which doesn't bother her at all! nat's down with a very bad cold or sinus flu as he got that when he last mowed the next door neighbors lawn with bare feet underneath the crocks when janet told him NOT to but he didn't listen and well is paying the piper now. angels,ab,haley,april

Come visit me, ana bonana and haley & 5 angels.

05/05/2016 12:55.25 AM Report This Comment
HI Q A MALLOW & FANILY
it was 55° raw and raining again today..mom misses the sun and warm weather..
after lunch mom had two doctors appointments one with her primary doctor and the other with her eye doctor...thankfully everything was great....
tonight dad brought Chinese take out for dinner...
hope you had a nice day...leaving a vote, peace, luv and angel purrs.... Q angel bootz >^..^<

Come visit me, Q. angel bootz #2601~, angel tikki....# 33474-, K. meeko..2602, K .meeko & Q angel bootz 17441~ & dame rosie # 212287.

05/04/2016 08:12.12 PM Report This Comment
hello MJ
well..i can always blame Sammy..you know..he taught me everything i know..teehee...and he wouldn't dare complain to YOU! not when he follows your lead, too..teehee..
it's been hard to get mom motivated since my reign..wonder why? teehee...i have been missing coming by everyone's place, though..it was soo much fun!
love the helmets..maybe when A. Elmie gets all those old "Pinto's" down on Pinto Island, we could find us some helmets to drive around in and call us the "pinto Girls"...jo jo

Come visit me, K Sir Sammy ♥ Pandy Vote Q.Sylvr Tuff 16 & Queen jo jo Vote A. Elmie 173244.

05/04/2016 04:56.27 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
Burrr...today turned out to be a crappy day!!! It was raining when mom went to work, not hard, but still raining, it has since stopped but no sun is out and it is windy and cold...it is supposed to 61* but it feels more like 41* with the north wind!!!

Mom went out on the back porch to bring me in cause she wanted to close the back door so it would warm up in the house, mom turned the heat back on. I just don't understand why it is so darn cold in May, usually we have open windows and fans running by now.

I was sitting by the fence enjoy watching Mr Squirrel chomp away on some leaves he was taking off a tree...silly squirrel, you're not supposed to eat leaves...but mom is out of peanuts!!

I have some excellent pawsome mews to share with you kitties....we joined United Cats just 3 weeks ago and I already have been chosen to be COTW over there...is this pawsome mews or what??? I am thrilled. Mom had to help me fill out my interview quesionaire, and I have a robe and several crowns sent to me by friends over there.

Well, I think this old grey cat is gonna go and take me a nap so I can keep mom up all night, she is off tomorrow, so I get to bug the bejeebers out of her...usually she tells me, "Winston, quit, I have to get up early for work"...can't use that excuse tonight, mom!!!!

Hope you have a pawsome evening!
Purrs!
K Winston >^..^<

Come visit me, KELSEE~~Go BIG Cats!!!~~, K-WINSTON ~Baseball Time!!!!~~, KALI ~Go Tigers~ I ♥ Elvis~~, Winston's Pizzeria~*since 2008*, SHEBA ~~Go Tigers Go!!~~, SIR ANGEL JESSE~2001-2016~ RIP!, KCK team page 2016 & ~~ANGELS JINXIE & SHADOW~~.

05/04/2016 01:18.46 PM Report This Comment
5/4/16 - Home Brew Day at the Catty Shack!
Oh finally, all that work in the cart barn is being recognized! Gather round, golfers, and pat yourselves on the back!

Luvbug starts out the day with 47 (=11) celebrations to choose from, and Home Brew Day is definitely in the top of the heap. Mallow is going to recognize Respect For Chickens Day and she brings 53 (=8) Biker Chicks to share the home brew. Steve chooses Petite and Proud Day, though he has to give a nod to Orange Juice Day too. After all, it IS something orange! A 47 (=11) for Steve today.

Engine stopped at the bakery today & picked up 60 (=6) orange-themed treats while Tucker, the Official Taster of the Home Brew (get in line, K. Tuck!) has dug 42 (=6) holes in the garden to help Mom plant. But, what YOU planted in those holes I’m pretty she did not want.

The Angels are breaking records again with a 48 (=12) and Gracie T-t hands out 48 (=12) mugs of home brew. Mimi would rather celebrate Grump Out Day and it’s a 57 (=12) for her. Now you’d think you know what holiday would be nearest & dearest to BeeGee’s grumpy little heart, but she chooses to share her respect for chickens. Especially if said chickens are in casserole form. A 62 (=8) for BeeGee to round out the day.

Now listen carefully, let’s see if we can get everyone involved in the results. Here goes:
1st – Engine & Tucker, tied with 6
2nd – Mallow and BeeGee (aka Grumpy and Grumpier) both with 8
3rd – Luvbug and Steve, both with 11

And off to tend the home brew goes everyone else, the Angels, Gracie T-t and Mimi all with 12.

Every time all the golfers appear in the summary we have to chug!

Your Guest Common (pickled) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote A. Elmer #173244 in May, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly & Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear - we have new cat grass!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) ♥ OJ ~ It's Playoffs time!, A. Smokey ♥ A PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai.

05/04/2016 01:12.41 PM Report This Comment
P.S. MALLOW!
I JUST NOTICED YOUR P.S. SO I HAVE A P.S. OF MY OWN! HOW FORTUATIOUS THAT NATIONAL PACK RAT DAY FALLS THE DAY BEFORE YOUR DADS BIRTHDAY! IT SURE WILL BE A SPECIAL ONE FOR HIM! MAYBE WE CAN GIVE HIM SOME JUNK TO PACK AWAY UP HERE ON HIS CLOUD! NOPE, YOU DON'T NEED IT IN YOUR BASEMENT BUT HIS CLOUD WOULD BE THE BEST PLACE FOR HIS JUNK!! SEEYA! LUVYA A.ELMIE ♥

P.P.S.S. SILLY ME! I JUST NOTICED I LEFT THIS BLOG ON MY OWN PAGE! I THINK BY BLOOGER HAS DONE LOST IT!

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/04/2016 11:47.35 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
IN KEEPING TO TRADITION, JUST GOT ALL MY BLOGS DELIVERED AND NOW SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST!! THAT WOULD BE YOU, DEAR GIRL! WASN'T THAT A STROKE OF GENIUS ABOUT THE FORD PINTO CARS? MOMS NEIGHBOR HAD AN ORANGE ONE AND LET MOM TAKE IT FOR THE DAY. HER SISTER IN LAW HAD ONE TOO. I THINK THEY ARE CUTE AND GOT A REALLY BAD RAP, SO WE'LL TAKE 'EM, SPIFF 'EM UP AND HAVE OUR VERY OWN FLEET OF FORD PINTOS ON THE PINTO! WELL WILL SCOURGE THE PLANET FOR EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, AND PARTS AND GET THEM ALL A HAPPY NEW HOME! A KITTY IN EVERY PINTO, AND A PINTO FOR EVERY KITTY!

OH WHAT A GREAT IDEA TO HAUL THEM FROM FAR AWAY PLACES, LIKE CHINA, ON THE BEER CAN BARGES! I BET MAYBE K.PETE AND HIS ROYAL SQUADRON CAN FLY SOME OVER. OH HOW FUN THAT WE NOT ONLY HAVE OUR PINTO ISLAND, MALLOWOOD BY THE SHORE, MALLOWOOD BAY, AND MAYOR MALLOWOOD, BUT NOW OUR OFFICIAL CAR OF PINTO ISLAND! AND SAY, DIDYA SEE? I FOUND THE OFFICIAL FLOWER FOR THE PINTO. THE PINTO FLOWER! IT'S IN MY GALLERY.

WOW! NO KIDDIN'? YOUR MOM HAD HER VERY OWN PINTO IN THE 80'S? HOW LUCKY WAS SHE? WHAT COLOR? WE CAN ALL PAINT OUR NEW PINTOS IN ANY COLOR WE WANT AND HAVE THE FUZZY PINTO PRINT SEAT COVERS AND STEERING WHEEL COVERS. MOM ACTUALLY HAD BLACK AND WHITE PINTO PRINT SEAT COVERS IN HER NISSAN. OH NO! THAT IS JUST TRAGIC WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOMS PINTO! ON THE UPSIDE, IT DIDN'T EXPLODE LIKE SOME OF THEM DID. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUDE WHO KILLED THE PINTO? I HOPE HE GOT 90 TO LIFE. DID YOUR MOM GET HURT OR WHIPLASH? IDJITS ON THE ROAD, I TELL YA! I CAN JUST SEE YOUR MOM DOIN' DONUTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!

OH I REMEMBER THE OFFSPRING! THEIR LEAD SINGER IS NAMED DEXTER HOLLAND. JUST LIKE OUR ORANGE KITTY DEXTER. ONLY HE'S NAMED FOR DEXTER MORGAN FROM THE SHOWTIME SERIES "DEXTER". MOM HAD A WORLD FAMOUS KROG CALENDER WITH THE OFFSPRING AS CALENDAR BOYS BACK IN THE 90'S. HAHA! OF COURSE MOM JUST HAD TO GOOGLE THE LYRICS TO THE SONG AND SEE THE PINTO VERSE AND THE HOMIES LILY WHITE ARSE!!!

OH DUH MJ! HAD I ONLY READ FURTHER BEFORE WRITING, I WOULDA SEEN YOU HAD THE LYRICS RIGHT HERE!! DUH, ELMIE, WHATCHOO THINKING? THANKS MJ! YOU'RE ONE COOL CHICKIE! TOMORROW FOR CINQO DE MAYO, IM GONNA HAVE THE BESTEST FIESTA EVER! MOMS GONNA GET MY BLOG READY HERE PRETTY SOON. BRING YOUR APPETITE AND BIB CUZ IT'S GONNA BE AN EATIN' HOLIDAY! MOM WILL GET THE OFFSPRING SONG TO PLAY FOR HER IN A BIT. WELL, MJ, GOTTA RUN! HAVE A GREAT DAY. GRACIE SAYS "HEY GAL!" SHE'LL COME BY ONE OF THESE DAYS BUT FOR NOW, IM RULER OF THE ROOST! LUVYA A.ELMIE &hearts

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/04/2016 11:38.14 AM Report This Comment
MOL MOL MOL
That sure is SOME NAME he has!! I am actually using the guy "Marchessault" as my guy..that dude can be Angel Miss Millie is if he should play again!!!

How was it pronounced anyway?{did they even announce his name"?}...mom did not watch the entire game, in fact she was 'score watching'...and when she looked it was 4/4 and the BLUES game was supposed to be on...so she watched the OT and saw one of the Bolts get the goal, can't remember who!!!

That name does sound like he is snorting a giant furball!!!
See ya tonight
Kel

Come visit me, KELSEE~~Go BIG Cats!!!~~, K-WINSTON ~Baseball Time!!!!~~, KALI ~Go Tigers~ I ♥ Elvis~~, Winston's Pizzeria~*since 2008*, SHEBA ~~Go Tigers Go!!~~, SIR ANGEL JESSE~2001-2016~ RIP!, KCK team page 2016 & ~~ANGELS JINXIE & SHADOW~~.

05/04/2016 11:00.59 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW & FURSIBS!
THANKS AGAIN FOR YOUR DAILY SUPPORT! TODAY WE ARE GONNA VISIT OTHER THINGS "PINTO". FOR EXAMPLE, WHO REMEMBERS THAT FUNKY LITTLE CAR, THE
FORD PINTO? IT WAS DEEMED THE ONE OF THE WORST CARS OF ALL TIMES. NOT CUZ OF IT'S LOOKS BUT CUZ IT WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY ERUPT IN FLAMES DURING
REAR END COLLISIONS! IT WAS ONLY IN EXISTANCE FROM 1971-1980. THE POOR PUT-UPON FORD PINTO HAD THE BIGGEST RECALL AT THE TIME IN AUTOMOTIVE
HISTORY. I SAY I AM PROUD TO BE IN THE PINTO FAMILY, FAULTY CAR OR NOT! I THINK I SHOULD GO VISIT THE SCRAPYARDS AND FETCH OUT ALL TOSSED ASIDE
FORD PINTOS, HAVE THE KITTY MECHANICS SPRUCE THEM UP AND BRING THEM DOWN TO PINTO ISLAND! CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL US KITTIES CRUSING AROUND
THE ISLAND IN OUR COLORFUL COMPACT FORD PINTOS? OF COURSE WE'LL HAVE OUR PINTO HORSES FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO HORSEBACK RIDE. AND FOR THE
THE "KITTY" SET I WILL MAKE SURE THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF MINI PINTO PONIES!

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY A LITTLE HISTORY ON THE PINTO HORSE. IT'S SOMETIMES CALLED A PAINTED HORSE. YOU KNOW LIKE IN THE WESTERNS HOW
SOME HORSES ARE CALLED "OLD PAINT". PINTO HORSES ARE ALSO CALLED SPOTTED, BUT WE PREFER "PINTO". WE AREN'T FOUND MUCH IN THE WILD AND WE
GO BACK FAR FAR BACK TO ANCIENT EGYPT WHERE WE WERE QUITE FASHIONABLE. OH, BUT WE ARE STILL VERY FASHIONABLE! OUR PINTO PATTERN COMES
FROM THE WORD "LEUCISM" WHICH MEANS PARTIAL ALBINISM BY PIGMENT RESEARCHERS. THE LARGEST PINTO POPULATION IS RIGHT HERE AND WE ARE VERY
POPULAR AMONGST THE NATIVE AMERICAN NATION. WE ARE ALSO CALLED BY THESE NAMES.......PIEBALD, SKEWBALD AND BI-COLORED BUT I STILL LOVE "PINTO"
THE BEST!

AND DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT PINK FLOWER CALLED.....WHAT ELSE? THE PINTO FLOWER! I PUT A PHOTO OF IT IN MY GALLERY FOR YOUR
VIEWING PLEASURE! IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE A HYDRANGAE. I HAVE ALSO FOUND A STORE CALLED "ISLAND SURF PINTO CASUAL CANVAS SHOES" SO I HAVE
STARTED THE CONSTRUCTION OF AN OUTLET ON PINTO ISLAND. SEE, WE ALL DO A LOT OF SURFIN' DOWN HERE, SO IT MAKES PURFECT SENSE, DONTCHA
THINK? THE SURF SHOP WILL CARRY WETSUITS, LEASHES (SURFBOARD LEASHES), SURFBOARD WAX IN MANY SCENTS, BOARD SHORTS, ALOHA SHIRTS, COOL
CAT SUN GLASSES, SUN VISORS, SUN SCREEN, BEACH CHAIR, LOUNGING CHAIRS AND OF COURSE MY FAVORITE......A VAST ARRAY OF FLIP FLOPS! AND THE BEST
THING IS, THIS STUFF IS ALL FREE! IT'S ON ME! JUST PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT YOU WANT WHILE YOU'RE HERE AS MY GUEST FOR THE NEXT TWO
MONTHS! GOSH, I FEEL LIKE DADDY CATBUCKS!

DID YOU KNOW THAT I FOUND A PAGE OF OFFBEAT HOLIDAYS? TODAY IS HUG YOUR CAT DAY, SO EVERYONE GET YOUR PAWRENTS TO GIVE YOU ALL PLENTY
OF GOOD HUGS TODAY. AND EXTRA FOOD WHILE THEY'RE AT IT!

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR COTD COKIE #280165

TODAYS MOONPIE O'THE DAY IS THE EVER POPULAR S'MORES MOONPIE WITH A COLD GLASS OF BOSCO MIXED WITH MILK! AND OUR MOON TOON OF THE DAY
WILL BE OZZY OSBOURNE....."BARKING AT THE MOON". I GUESS WE COULD CHANGE IT TO MEOWING AT THE MOON? HAVE A SPLENDID DAY! LUVYA ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/04/2016 09:58.18 AM Report This Comment
HI Q A MALLOW & FANILY
another yucky rainy raw day after lunch mom came home and folded the laundry she washed last night and of course meeko & rosie "helped"...
then she watched some of the programs she DVR when on vacation...
tonight mom and dad went to dad's card league banquet they had a great time and of course got home late...
hope you had a nice day...leaving a vote, peace, luv and angel purrs.. Q angel bootz >^..^<

Come visit me, Q. angel bootz #2601~, angel tikki....# 33474-, K. meeko..2602, K .meeko & Q angel bootz 17441~ & dame rosie # 212287.

05/03/2016 09:59.42 PM Report This Comment
Flying carpets at the shack 5-3-16
There's more than one way to get sky-high at Catty Shack! Luvbug(43) is meditating in his garden and may be planning to get up into the clouds on a magic bean stalk ... Mallow(57) is thinking about experimenting with a "chocolate high". Don't do it! Just be satisfied with those high temperatures you're expecting ... The Angels(48), of course, are always "high", being up there at the bridge and all.

Steve(45) is having a hard time getting into the highness of today, since he can't seem to get his kite in the air. You have to run, Steve, run! Faster! ... Engine(62) sails in perched on the high decks of the Appetizer Ark. And what delights she's brought: proscuitto-wrapped possum & a fully stocked liquor locker. Now that's a sure-fire way to get high ... Tucker(43) has discovered a way to make his household rugs higher off the floor: hide his toys & hairballs under them. Whatever solves your storage problem.

Mimi(67) is probably trying to PREVENT her mom from getting too high. Hide her meds! ... GTt(43) keeps the floors polished at her house by riding the flying carpets VERY close to the ground ... And Bee Gee(48) is trying every way she can think of to rise above the crowd today, flying carpets, flying kites, and training moths to carry her aorund.

So, who got the highest today?
1st - WAAAAY up there at 67 feet is Mimi. Must be some good meds.
2nd - Engine looks down 62 feet from up on the ark.
3rd - Mallow is watching her chocolate melt in the warm 57.

A trio of low-flying losers today, Luvbug, Tucker, & GTt, each with 43. I'll bet you three will come up with some high-flying highballs in the cart barn, huh? Make sure it's only spirits from the "still of the night" & not something paranormal. *shudder*

~~~Pig~~~
Celebrating Asthma Day with Hot Rod.
He's getting high on HIS medicine!
`

Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

05/03/2016 01:46.04 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW! PART UNO!
HEY GIRL! OH GEE, WHO KNEW I CAN BLOG TWO PARTERS LIKE GRACIE? NOW I GET TO DO WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE DOING YOUR CATPAIGN.....SAVE THE BEST TIL LAST! I JUST NOW GOT DONE PASSING OUT ALL MY BLOGS TO THOSE WHO VISITED AND TO THOSE WHO HAVEN'T VISITED YET. I FIGURE IF THEY CAME BEFORE, THEY'LL COME AGAIN, SO MIGHT AS WELL GET A JUMP ON IT, RIGHT? SURE MAKES IT SOOOO MUCH EASIER WITH OPEN TABS AND CP! IF ONLY THAT GOOFBALL GRACIE HAD KNOW THIS AT THE TIME SHE WAS DOING IT!

OH BOY! SAME HERE! CLOUDS, CLOUDS AND MORE CLOUDS AND 59* COOL WEATHER! WINDOWS ONLY OPEN PARTWAY TODAY AND WE'RE LOVING IT! ALTHOUGH IT'S 61* NOW AND SUPPOSED TO BE 70*. MOM GOT OUT TO PAY HER PROPERTY TAXES. ALL $4.88 OF THEM! AND SHE GOT THE TAGS FOR HER CAR AND PAID HER HOME LOAN. SHE'S REALLY ON THE BALL, HUH? MOM AINT SCRAMLING TOO MUCH HERE, CUZ DOING MY BLOGS IS A BREEZE AND A HALF AND OL' GRACIE IS GETTING PUT ON THE BACK BURNER! HAHA ON HER! SHE DID THAT WITH ALL OF US. SO TURNABOUT'S FAIR PLAY, RIGHT?

OH GEE MJ, WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, OR FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS ANYHOW TO COME UP WITH SOME GOOFY AND FUN FESTIVITIES! LET'SEE HERE....THURSDAY WE GOT CINQO DE MAYO. SUNDAY IS MOTHERS DAY! OH HARK! MOM JUST CHECKED OFFBEAT MAY HOLIDAYS AND DONTCHA KNOW....TODAY IS HUG YOUR CAT DAY!! TOMORROW IS STAR WARS DAY AND SO ON AND ON. MUST KEEP THAT LINK HANDY. OH HERE'S A GOOD ONE! ON MAY 9TH IT'S LOST SOCK MEMORIAL DAY! OH SPEAKING OF WHICH, MEMORIAL DAY IS IN MAY, TOO. DUH! ALMOST FORGOT!

MAY 11TH IS TWILIGHT ZONE DAY. OOH OOOH...HERES A GOOD ONE! MAY 14TH....DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN DAY! AND ONE FOR YOUR ANGEL DAD....MAY 17TH NATIONAL PACK RAT DAY! A HOLIDAY FOR EVERYBODY! DOES IT GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS? HMMMM...COULD BE, DOC! MAY 23RD IS LUCKY PENNY DAY AND MAY 30TH IS MY BUCKETS GOT A HOLE IN IT DAY! BETTER NOT USE THAT BUCKET FOR OUR BUCKET LIST.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/03/2016 10:56.23 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
HMMMM....CHILI PORTER? THATS SOUNDS RAWTHER INTERESTING. IS IT MADE WITH CHILI PEPPERS? GOSH MOM GOOGLED BUT COULDNT FIND IT. SHE FOUND PORTER CHILI THOUGH. THAT WOULD BE ONE SWELL MEAL...PORTER CHILI WITH A COLD CHILI PORTER! LET'S HAVE THAT FOR OUR LUNCH, WHATTYA SAY? OH BEANS IN THE COOKER? COULD THEY BE.....UH....PINTO BEANS? WHAT TIME'S GHOULASH? WOW, YOUR MOM REALLY IS INDUSTRIOUS, WANTIN' TO MAKE HOMEMADE CORN TORTILLAS! DOES SHE HAVE MASA OR MAISE? I THINK JUST THAT, CORN FLOUR, WATER AND MAYBE A LITTLE BUTTER OR LARD AND SHE'D BE IN BUSINESS! HOW HARD COULD IT BE? I SMELL TACOS COMING ON!

I SURE WAS ONE LUCKY TOM TO FIND MY WAY HERE! I JUST COZIED RIGHT UP ON MOMS LAP FROM DAY ONE. ALL THE NEIGHBORS SAID MOM SHOULD JUST TAKE ME TO THE VET AND PUT ME OUTTA MY MISERY. HOW RUDE! AND UNCALLED FOR! I WASN'T IN ANY STINKIN' MISERY! I MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE MOST HANDSOME KITTY IN THE WORLD BUT MY SPARKLY PURSONALITY MADE UP FOR IT! IM QUITE THE LOVER, YOU KNOW. AND MOM DIDNT FREAK OUT WHEN SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY FIV. NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD GET HIP TO THE JIVE ON THAT FACT!

WELL MJ GOTTA RUN!! THANKS FOR STOPPINT BY! GRACIE IS WAITING ON THE BEACH FOR YA TO BE SERVED BRUNCH BY THE CABANA BOYS! HAVE A GREAT DAY. SEE YA MANANA! LUVYA A.ELMIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/03/2016 10:54.57 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW & FURSIBS!
THANKS FOR THE CONTINUING SUPPORT!! NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH....PINTO ISLAND! THERE ARE MANY HEART SHAPED ISLANDS BUT ONLY ONE FROM MY
LOVELY WIFE POUNCER AND ONLY ONE PINTO ISLAND THAT IS TROPICAL. WHEN YOU ARE ON PINTO ISLAND, YOU ARE SURE TO HAVE A BARELL OF FUN! WE
HAVE MALLOWOOD BAY. IT'S NAMED FOR MAYOR AQ MALLOW (#161233) A VERY GOOD GAL PAL OF GRACIES. THEY ARE ANGELS TOGETHER. AND THEY LET ME TAG ALONG SOMETIMES, TOO! SHE HAS HER OWN TREE HOUSE WITH HER HUBBY O.J. IT'S SO COOL! ANYTHING IS PAWSIBLE ON THE PINTO AS WE CALL IT. IF YOU LOOK IN MY PHOTO GALLERY, ON THE 3RD ROW DOWN ON THE RIGHT, YOU CAN SEE THE AERIAL VIEW OF THE PINTO! WE HAVE "ZIPPY LINING" (SO NAMED FOR OUR RAMBUNCTIOUS TORTIE ZIPPY). WE HAVE TOURS SOMETIMES AND STEVE....AKA SQUEEVE (HE'S HALF SQUIRREL) SOMETIMES SETS UP HIS KISSING BOOTH. HE IS ALSO IN CHARGE OF THE BEACH BAR. WE HAVE K-TUCK AND SQUEEVE AS OUR CABANA BOYS. GRACIE MADE THEM CABANA BOYS DURING HER REIGN OF JULY 2012. SHE GAVE THEM EACH A GROOVY MOONPIE MOBILE (A WOODIE, SURF WAGON) AND THEY WILL WAIT ON ALL THE RESIDENTS PAW AND FOOT! WHEN WE HAVE FULL MOON PAWTIES, SPONGIE AND A.MALLOW ALWAYS STRING THE TWINKLY LIGHT HIGH UP IN THE COCONUT TREES. MALLOW FLIES THEM UP AND SPONGIE, WEARING HIS PAW CLIMBIN' BOOTS, HE STRINGS THEM. GRACIES BESTIE LILY, SHE DECORATES THE CATIO WITH MALLOW'S HELP. THE EVIE & MALLOW BAKERY ALWAYS SUPPLIES THE BEST BAKERY GOODS. ME AND POUNCER ALWAYS MAKE THE MOONPIES AND FOOD. K.MIKEY IS OUR GRILL MASTER. ANYONE WHO'D LIKE TO TAKE ON A DUTY THE NEXT TWO MONTHS FOR PAWTIES, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO JUST JUMP IN!

SO IN KEEPING WITH THE "PINTO" THEME, I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A FUN LESSON ON THE HISTORY OF MY FAVORITE BEAN....YOU GOT IT, TOYOTA! THE PINTO BEAN!
NOT ONLY DO I LOOK LIKE IT, OR DOES IT LOOK LIKE ME?? WELL, PROBABLY THE FORMER SINCE THEY COME FROM A FLOWERING PLANT SOME 360 MILLION YEARS
AGO. I MAY BE OLD, BUT I AIN'T THAT OLD! THEY ARE INDIGINOUS TO OLD MEXICO AND THE GOOD OL' U.S. OF A. THEIR SPANISH NAME IS "POROTO FRUTILLA" WHICH
TRANSLATES INTO "STRAWBERRY BEAN"! NOW I KNEW I WAS KIND OF A STRAWBERRY BLONDE/ORANGE BOY, BUT I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THIS NAME! IN BRAZIL
THEY ARE CALLED "FAIJAO CARIOCA" WHICH MEANS "CARIOCA BEAN". GOSH, I WONDER IF THEY DO KAREOKE?? MOL!! I SUPPOSE YOU ALL KNOW THE MOST
COMMON USE OF MY PINTO BEAN IS THE WONDERFUL BURRITO, OR ON THE SIDE FOR MEXICAN DISHES. BUT BEWARE, THEY CAN GIVE YOU.....UH.....WIND? YES,
WIND! BIG WIND! BE SURE TO STAND DOWN WIND! I DON'T KNOW IF THEY REALLY GET FRIED AGAIN....HENCE "REFRIED" BUT THEY SURE ARE DELICIOUS!

SPEAKING OF MEXICAN FOOD AND PINTO BEANS, GET YOUR SOMBREROS READY FOR THURSDAY, CINQO DE MAYO. MORE ON THAT TOMORROW.

OUR MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS KIWI STRAWBERRY CREME MOONPIE WITH STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIES. THE MOON TOON FOR TODAY IS "BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY
MOON". THERE ARE NO CELEBRATIONS FOR A FEW DAYS BUT THE COTD IS.........POPPY & FIGARO #280158

HAVE A SUPER DUPER DAY! LUVYA A.ELMIE

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/03/2016 09:48.46 AM Report This Comment
HI Q A MALLOW & FANILY
glad you had a good time at my pawty hope you took a goody bag with you...
it was only 57° raw it rained this morning and sprinkled on and off all day another nasty day mom was and mom was back in her sweats she just can't stand the cold...
mom's friend Donna met her and dad for lunch when dad left to go back to work mom and Donna stayed and talked for a while...
tonight dad went to a town meeting and mom is trying to catch up on some of her TV programs she DVR when they were on vacation...
meeko & rosie enjoyed cuddling with mom today....leaving a vote,peace, luv and angel purrs...Q angel bootz >^..^<

Come visit me, Q. angel bootz #2601~, angel tikki....# 33474-, K. meeko..2602, K .meeko & Q angel bootz 17441~ & dame rosie # 212287.

05/02/2016 08:22.37 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Whats all this talk about babies,hugs and lunch??? Yuck,them things have a plethora of germs,and not the good kind.Then,to top it off,they want us to be nice to our bothers (I know mine is a bother) and sisters? Who are these people! Masters of torture is who they are. What is this virtual world coming to!

Luvbug (44) suggests we laugh til it hurts. Ohhhhh,he said no-one gets hurt. Bummer.

Mallow (57) steps up the food game with eggs fried over easy on the sidewalk with a sprinkling of gravel and topped with chewed gum. Its a Canada thing.

The Angels (44)get all misty-eyed over the sleepover games. Just like when we were kittens with Truth or Dare and TP'ing the other kittens houses.

Mudcat (68) pleads the 5th on her mom's newest injury. Where is BG's DNA at home kit when we need it. Get well soon Mudcats mom!!

Engine (64) adds a little sugar and salt (no,not spice) to our sugarglider on a stick (yes!) and catnip dipping sauce.

GTt (45) is just dreaming of playing golf today with the storms forcing her under the bed for the day. But wait-not before she grabs the catnip and tea. Never too frightened to eat and get your psychedelic haze on.

BG (44) has a full house,(no,we aren't playing cards today,stop getting excited) of brothers and sisters from another mother to deal with (maybe we should be playing cards).

Tuck (52) hits the bucket,better than kicking the bucket before grabbing "beverage" and heading under the bed with GTt.

And...somehow I forgot myself (53). Must have been all that talk about babies for lunch about makes me lose my lunch.

Scores:
1st with 44 a three way tie-Angels,Luvbug and BG
2nd with 45 GTt
3rd with 52 Tuck

Losers (not many left) are Mudcat with 68,and Engine with 64. That leaves Mallow and I to guard the still :)

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

05/02/2016 01:36.13 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY YOU GUYS! HOW FUN TO HAVE VISITORS TO MY PAGE! I AM JUST THAT....AN OLD FLOWER CHILD, HIPPIE DIPPY DUDE, A THROWBACK TO THE 60'S, A REAL COOL CAT, A GROOVY GUS! I SURE HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING MY SOMEWHAT SCATTERED BUT FUN ADVENTURES OF MY LIFE AND PINTO BEANS AND PINTO HORSE AND OTHER FUN TRIVIAL STUFF THAT POPS INTO MY HEAD! I HAVE HEARD ALL MY FAVORITES COMIN' OUTTA YOUR TREEHOUSE! KEEP 'EM COMIN'! I WOULD NEVER GET TICKED AT YOU AND GRACIE TAKING OVER THE PINTO CUZ IT NEEDS THE LADIES TOUCH!

OH YES, MJ, PLEASE DO CONSULT YOUR WILD AND WACKY FUN CALENDAR FOR FUN AND FUNKY STUFF THAT WE CAN DO THE NEXT TWO MONTHS. THURSDAY IS CINQO DE MAYO SO WE'LL GET OUR SOMBREROS OUT FOR THE MEXICAN HAT DANCE AND THOSE FAMOUS JUMPIN' BEANS.
OH FUR SURE, GET THOSE CABANA BOYS ON THE BALL, GETTING THE LIQUID COURAGE LINED UP! WELL, HAVE A GREAT DAY AND ENJOY THE MOONPIES I LEFT BELOW! LUVYA A.ELMIE &heart;
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HEY MJ! IT'S ME....GRACIE! THOUGHT I'D ADD MY TWO CENTS HERE. ELMIE SURE DIDNT LEAVE MUCH SPACE FOR ADD ONS WHICH I GUESS IS FINE. SO MOM WENT OUT EARLY TODAY TO PAY HER ELECTRIC BILL AND HIT THE STORE. OH AND SHE USED HER JACK IN THE BOX GIFT CARD AND GOT A BREAKFAST CROISSANT WITH BACON & SAUSAGE, AND A BREAKFAST BURRITO. ALSO CAULIFLOWER AND BRUSSEL SPROUTS WHICH ARE BOILING RIGHT NOW! AND WE GOT 30 CANS OF FRISKIES!
WELL, I BETTER HAND IT BACK TO ELMIE NOW! HAVE A GREAT DAY! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE/A.POUNCIE*VO- TE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY****, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE A.ELMIE #173244 IN MAY******, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/02/2016 11:11.09 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW & FURSIBS!
WELL, TO CONTINUE ON WITH MY BACK STORY...I HAD 8 WONDERFUL YEARS AS AN INSIDE KITTY. ONE DAY I GUESS MY FIV JUST CAUGHT UP WITH ME CUZ MY
FACE LOOKED THIN, I LOOKED LIKE I HAS LOST WEIGHT AND IN THE MORNING MOM HAD A FEELING. I CURLED UP ON MOMS LAP AND IN THE MORNING WHEN
I WAS SURE SHE WOKE UP, I LICKED HER NOSE, TOLD HER I LOVED HER, THEN PEACEFULLY WENT TO SLEEP. I WOKE UP IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE! THE
RAINBOW BRIDGE! MOM SAYS THAT EVERY NEW BEGINNING COMES FROM SOME OTHER BEGINNINGS END. WE DON'T LIKE TO BE SAD WHEN ONE OF US PASSES,
AS WE HAD THE BEST LIFE EVER AND OUR LIVES SHOULD BE CELEBRATED FOR THE MANY YEARS, NOT MOURNED FOR ONE FINAL DAY. I WILL TELL YOU A LITTLE
ABOUT MY PINTO ISLAND AND HOW IT CAME ABOUT. Y'SEE, WHEN WE JOINED CC IN 2009, I FELL MADLY IN LOVE WITH POUNCER. THAT WAS MAX'S SISTER AND
GRACIE WAS SMITTEN WITH MAX. SHE CHASED HIM LIKE MAD FOR A MONTH BEFORE HE GAVE IN, BUT POUNCER FELT THE SAME ABOUT ME AS I FELT ABOUT HER.
WE GOT MARRIED IN DEC.2010. SHE BECAME AN ANGEL KITTY NOT LONG AFTER I DID, SO WE ARE TOGETHER IN ETERNITY. JUST LIKE THE BLUE OYSTER CULT SONG
"DON'T FEAR THE REAPER"....ROMEO AND JULIET....TOGETHER FOR ETERNITY! THAT'S US! ANYHOO, FOR VALENTINES DAY, 2011, SHE FOUND THIS HEARTSHAPED
ISLAND IN THE BLUE CARIBBEAN AND GAVE IT TO ME! I NAMED IT "PINTO ISLAND". AND WHY PINTO ISLAND YOU MIGHT ASK?

VERY SIMPLE! IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT MY PHOTO, YOU'LL SEE THAT I WAS HALF ORANGE, HALF WHITE, NOT REALLY A "COW" KITTY, BUT A PINTO KITTY! I WAS,
AM...WILL ALWAYS BE MY POUNCIES "PINTO BOY". AND HERE'S A FUN LITTLE FACT. WE WENT TO THE GREAT GOOGLEMEISTER AND FOUND OUT THERE REALLY IS
A REAL LIVE PINTO ISLAND! IT'S IN MOBILE ALABAMA AND IT'S A SHIPYARD AND PART OF THE ALABAMA PORT AUTHORITY. IT'S NOT NEARLY AS NICE AS OUR PINTO
ISLAND, WHICH IS LUSH, GREEN AND TROPICAL. WE HOLD OUR MONTHLY FULL MOON PAWTIES DOWN THERE. WHEN GRACIE WAS QUEEN IN JULY 2012, SHE CHOSE
TO BE QUEEN ON PINTO ISLAND RATHER THAN IN THE CASTLE. I WILL DO THE SAME, AND HAVE A SAND CASTLE. WE HAVE ALL OUR PAWTIES HERE ON THE PINTO,
AND FRIDAY NIGHTS AFTER MHL HOCKEY, WE HAVE "POKER ON THE PINTO". I WILL BE SHIPPING IN A BIG BOATLOAD OF PINTO PONIES FOR OUR RIDING PLEASURE! SOME WILL BE SHETLAND PINTO PONIES, FOR THE KITTENS, FROM SHETLAND ISLAND, SCOTLAND. AND WE WILL BE LEARNING MORE FUN FACTS ABOUT ALL THINGS
PINTO....SUCH AS PINTO PONIES, PINTO BEANS (WHICH ARE A FAVORITE OF OURS), PINTO KITTIES, PINTO MUSIC & DANCES AND THAT FAMOUS INDIAN ACTRESS
FROM "SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRES", THE BEAUTIFUL FREIDA PINTO! THESE FUN FACTS WILL BE COMING IN THE DAYS TO COME.

SO TODAY WE ARE HAVING A FUN FIESTA HERE ON PINTO ISLAND. OUR MOONPIE OF THE DAY IS PINTO BEAN MOONPIES WITH PINTO MILKSHAKES. AND THE MOON
TOON IS "MOON OVER MIAMI". THE CELEBRATIONS ARE......COTD JAZPYR KNIGHT #10428H

BIRTHDAY......HOPE #260912

HAVE A FABULOUS DAY! LUVYA A.ELMIE ♥

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05/02/2016 11:03.17 AM Report This Comment
THANK-YOU VERY MUCH
for your birthday wishes and the sardine Angel Food cake with tuna icing that you baked with your loving paws...leaving a vote, peace, luv and angel purrs...Q angel bootz

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05/01/2016 04:15.19 PM Report This Comment
14,273 ~ GIRL POWER CREW CELEBRATES & MEWS ~
EUGENE, OREGON WEATHER REPORT:
The temperature was High 74 & Low was 45 this morning, now it's Sunny; 74 with humidity 54% & wind is 4 MPH NNW. Monday's suppose to be Sunny & High 82.

RECORD HIGH: 88 set in 5/01/1947.
RECORD LOW: 28 set in 5/01/1954.

*~~~~~* *~~~~~~~~~~* *~~~~~* *~~~~~~~~~~* *~~~~~*
GPC REPORTER: ~ SYLVR TUFF KNIGHT #160205 ~
*~~~~~* *~~~~~~~~~~* *~~~~~* *~~~~~~~~~~* *~~~~~*

Thank you for attending my Coronation Saturday, April 30, 2016! You have showered me with such a Welcome of Gifts & Love!

So, here's what's happening today, May 1, 2016:

1) I have won my Cat of the Month Badge

2) I have won my second Cat Rescue of the Month Badge

3) JAZPYR #10428 is Celebrating his 12 Year Adoptiversary

4) And FIVE Years ago TODAY (5/01) marks my Hit & Run and SURVIVED!

Thank you for coming by to Congratulate me as QUEEN of MAY with all the gifts, gorgeous flowers, balloons and so much more! You sure do know how to make a Queen feel good and Welcomed!

Wow! Momma did a Glucose Reading on CALLIE #239447 at 12:33 this afternoon and it was way down to 204! She goes in this Thursday for her Re-check with Dr. Nancy.

*~~~~~* *~~~~~~~~~~* *~~~~~* *~~~~~~~~~* *~~~~~*

ADOPTIVERSARIES & FOREVER SLEEP ANNIVERSARIES:
NONE LISTED FOR MONDAY - 5/02/2016

~...~♥~...>*<... PLEASE VOTE FOR ...>*<...~♥~...~

♥ COTM CANDIDATE ON CC FOR MAY 2016 IS:
.~:*:~. RBB ELMER #173244 ~:*:~. on CC.

♥ DOTM CANDIDATE ON DC FOR MAY 2016 IS:
.~*~. BRANDI #276491 .~*~. on DC.

It was sure mice to see me there instead of you! We looked about 12:30 this morning! MOL!

Here's a Girl Power Crew vote for you.

With Kitty Kisses & Loves,

~*~ SYLVR TUFF KNIGHT #160205 ~*~
.

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05/01/2016 03:24.46 PM Report This Comment
hey MJ
i'm kinda surprised those reports couldn't find a better pic of you to display..instead of that "carpenter" look..not that it was bad but it sure didn't show you off to your full advantage..
at least i didn't have to worry about being in jail..teehee...that would have been a little embarrassing for my Mom..says one in the family is enough!
oh..i think i can handle the reporters..i have this big pair of dark sunglasses and hat that i wear..a purfect disguise while laying on the beach and sipping mai-tai's...i just have to remember not to attract attention..that might be hard with Sammy and Stevie around...good thing my cabin is a little ways away from theirs..being that close to them scares me..teehee...
oh..cool helmet!
i'm having a relazing day..napping a lot..poor Mom's fingers are down to the bone..teehee...i'll be packing later to make my way to Mallowood Bay...won't need much..swimsuit..sunglasses..lotion..hates..that about covers it...JoJo

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05/01/2016 02:43.24 PM Report This Comment
Mayday! 5-1-16
Never can understand why "spring" is celebrated in May. Spring arrived weeks ago! Well, according to the calendar anyway. We still have a bit of a bouncing-ball going as far as the weather, but we are NOT complaining! We'll hit the hot stuff soon enough!

Luvbug gets the game started today with a "parfait" score of 45. Show-off. Next comes Mallow, dancing around the "repurposed" Festivus pole, doubling as a Maypole. She's dizzy with joy over her also-'parfait' 49. Nothing 'parfait' about the Angels score today, but they're still singing in the rain over that 48. Sounds like Mimi was busy trying to kill her mom again. But she made it back in time to shimmy & shake the Maypole with a losing 57.

GTt had to take a quick turn around the Festivus pole to spin-dry the deck of cards she dropped on the way to the White Whisker. She thinks Persey is ready to sit in on a few hands of 9-Lives, so he's filling in for PD for the foreseeable future. He doesn't fare so well on his first outing, but that 42 is bound to improve. Tuck probably thinks GTt should drop the cards more often. He's holding onto a winning 'parfait' 59. And Bee Gee has decided she doesn't want to risk twisted whiskers in a pole dance-off with Mimi & Mallow, so she opts for the hula instead. She dons her lei and doffs her losing 44.

A few winners today to get May off to a rolicking start. Luvbug, Mallow, and Tucker share the pot three ways. Now step up to the bar for a thirst quenching lemonade rum cooler!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Bet you never knew lemonade
could be so much fun!
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05/01/2016 12:09.14 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW & FAMILY!
HEY EVERYBODY! TAKING A LINE FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS....THE ROLLING STONES "SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL".....PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF.....I'M A MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE. PLEASED TO MEET YOU! HOPE YOU GUESS MY NAME!!! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T GUESSED MY NAME,
IT'S ANGEL ELMIE!! OR ELMER IF YOU WANNA GO FORMAL. NOW I'D FIRST LIKE TO TELL YOU MY STORY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT MET ME BEFORE.
I ARRIVED HERE AT MY HOME IN 2007, A RATTY & RAGGED ORANGE & WHITE PINTO KITTY. LOST AND WITHOUT A HOME TO CALL MY OWN. I WAS SKINNY AND
HAD A DULL COAT. BUT I WAS QUITE THE LOVEABLE FELLA AND WHEN MOM SAT ON THE FRONT PORCH, I JUST JUMPED RIGHT INTO HER LAP, AND PURRED AND
PURRED. HOW COULD SHE RESIST ME WHAT THAT ACTION? SHORT ANSWER: SHE COULDN'T! SHE TOOK ME RIGHT TO THE VET AND HAD MY BIG BOY SURGERY
AND SHOTS. WHILE THE VET SAID I WAS FIV PAWSITIVE THAT WASN'T A BIG CAUSE FOR CONCERN. A KITTY CAN LIVE A LONG AND PROPSERATIVE LIFE WITH
FIV. BESIDES WE ALREADY HAD A FEW THAT WERE PAWSITIVE WITH NO PROBLEM. SO MOM JUST GAVE ME THE BEST LIFE EVER!

ONCE SHE GOT ME FIXED UP AND FATTENED UP AT ABOUT 15 LB. AND BROUGHT ME INDOORS, I FOUND MY SELF IN THE LAP OF LUXERY WITH A BUNCH OF
OTHER KITTIES. SEE, MOM IS A SUCKER FOR THE LOST AND DOWNTRODDEN KITTIES AND WOULD JUST HAVE TO ADOPT THEM. AT THE TIME THERE WAS OUR
LONG TIME QUEEN OF THE PACK....AQ GRACIE AND HER SIS, A.PAWPAW. ALSO SUGAR WAS INDOORS SINCE HE LOST A LEG THE PREVIOUS YEAR AND HIS
ROOMIE, MRS.LILLY. WHEN I WAS AN OUTDOOR "FULLY LOADED" TOM CAT, I WAS DADDY TO NAPPERS (GINGERSNAPS) WHO WAS BORN IN JUNE 2008. SADLY
SHE CROSSED THE BRIDGE IN JULY OF 2015. AND ALSO DADDY TO HER SISTER LACI WHO WAS BORN JUST 3 MONTHS AFTER NAPPERS. I LOVED BEING DADDY
TO MY GIRLS WHO WERE ALSO INSIDE KITTIES. YOU SEE, THEIR MOM....MAMA SHORT, WHO'M I HAD A TRYST WITH, GOT FIXED AFTER HER LAST LITTER AND
AND SHE, TOO, BECAME AN INDOOR KITTY. WE NOW HAVE 17 INDOOR KITTIES. THAT IS MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO IT! I WILL ADD MORE OF MY STORY
EACH DAY TIL I CATCH UP!

I WILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT FUN KITTY INTEREST STORIES ALL MONTH. THERE ARE TONS OF THEM AND I WILL PUT MY OWN "ELMIE" SPIN ON THEM. ALSO WILL HAVE THE DAILY MOONPIE AND MOON TOON OF THE DAY, ALONG WITH THE DAILY CELEBRATIONS AND COTD. I'LL BE POSTING ON CMR LATE AT NIGHT FOR YOU EARLY BIRDS IN THE EAST AND AGAIN IN THE MORNING FOR THE LATER RISERS IN THE EAST. I AM JUST SO TICKLED TO BE YOUR NEXT COTM CATDIDATE AND HOPE TO KEEP YOU ALL ENTERTAINED. IF ANYBODY HAS ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO DO OR ADD.....PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TELL ME! I'M OPEN TO ALL SUGGESTIONS!!

TODAY WE ARE HAVING RAINBOW CREME MOONPIES WITH RAINBOW SHERBERT SHAKES! THE MOON TOON OF THE DAY IS "MOONDANCE".
OUR CELEBRATIONS ARE: COTD..ANGEL SMOKEY..#163461

BIRTHDAYS*****
ANGEL BOOTZ #2601.........RUDY #124539
LING LING #99421..........PIGGIE & SNEAKERS #270749

ADOPTAVERSARY:
JAZPYR KNIGHT #10428

CROSSAVERSARY:
LUCKIE #18,600

LUVYA A.ELMIE

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05/01/2016 09:27.23 AM Report This Comment
hello MJ
those tornado's don't normally get this close to us...Mom has gotten a little complacent and doesn't even hardly heed those sirens anymore..she was surprised they were so close but where we were, it was only cloudy and not even raining..weird...
maybe we should put a muzzle on that little "bird"..i would hate for the "secret" to get out that the "secret" is out there..teehee...
thanks for all the hard work and dedication to helping with the special projects this month..they couldn''t have been done without all your hard work and support.
thank you!!!! Q. JoJo

ps..Q.A. Gracie has given me a little cabin down on Mallowood Bay..we're neighbors!! i can't wait to be served some mai-tai's by those cabana boys!

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04/30/2016 10:12.14 AM Report This Comment
4.29 Dance, Eat, Play on Int'l Hairball Day!
Having great time today in honor of Shrimp Scampi and our own hairballs.
LuvBug arrived "hack, hack hacking" his up. All 40 of them.
mallow shows her good aim with hairbalss. She also order 49 Shrimp Scampi- the dish of the day.
Tuck & Dot swoop in and order 46 shrimp scampi each. No messing around with those two. Except N-gin brings her Furiday special of makeral and mole mash along with 60 salty dogs... anyone? there's a long line at the scampi table.
Ana(44) brought a Red Sky to decorate out pawty
There' a lot of dancing going on. Steve' both dancin' & stompin' with 47 mew dance steps. Show off. He also brought a zipper Day warning-- don't get your zippers caught on 'important' pasts. Oooo...
That 56 is too cold for mimi to dance up her pole. So, she seductively places a Peace rose behind her eat and tap claws across the floor.
GTt does not understand how 56 can be too cold. Sh shivers up to the scampi table with her 46 hairballs bequeathed to her by myself, the Hairball King.
Well it finally had to happen even after Steve's warnings, BG got a purrsonal part of her costume stuck in the danged zipper. But she nibbled on 50 scamped shrimp while pulling on her fur. Wishful thinking.
Great day at the Clubhouse!! With best wishes for all your hairballs to hack out easily tonight.
Winners: 60 for N-gin; 56 for mimi; 49 mallow
Free Shrimp Scampi for all. Ana to the Cart Barn 44.
Purrs-- PD Budd, Furiday commenter.

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04/29/2016 04:30.54 PM Report This Comment
HI A MALLOW
Just so you know I have the edit up on the Office page...seeing as KA won, if you want it on the team page, you can copy and paste it there....Thanks!!!

Kapt Kelsee

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04/29/2016 11:04.09 AM Report This Comment
guess what?
janet had a feeling to search the shelter a few days ago and found a kitty she was interested in getting and then it was nat who went online looked and then called to see if they had any possible matches and they turned over 2! we have a new little sister as she is part maine coon and part american shorthair. after spending a little time with her and the other this one really shined through as she was like sandy easy going and laid back which were the top two things we had to make sure would be good with ab/haley and pepper too! she's here and janet's named her april as it seemed better than mae. we'll introduce her here in two months time on the angels page as we have puffy to be there next month and a new one of us or flowers here. also felt that it was sandy who lead us to her as well as 4-5 others showed up after janet and nat to get her too, so a good thing that they were there when at that time! angels,ab,haley

oh yes, please spread the word about sleepover/sports day which starts tues/wed next week through october weekly

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04/29/2016 01:57.22 AM Report This Comment
hello MJ
ewwww..a toss-up..hard-boiled eggs or a hairball? although..that was pretty rude of Evie to leave that right beside her breakfast dish! didn't her Mom teach her any manners?
teehee..Sammy gave Casper Todd some Hairball treats..in honor of that song yesterday...i think Evie needs to find some other song to sing tonight..i wouldn't want any other kitty to get sick at the dinner table!
i know the Grand Opening and party came up pretty quick..but, gosh..i only have 2 more days left...and, we HAVE TO celebrate the Opening! all that hard work....
yikes..we found out today, there were 2 brief tornado touchdowns about 2 miles away from us yesterday..wayy to close to home but if we had been living where we were before..it would have been right up the road..yikes! minimal damage and Mom wasn't even aware..didn't even run to the basement when the alarms went off...i can't believe she didn't think about hers and our safety..guess i need to give her a refresher course on tornado safety...Q. JoJO

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04/28/2016 02:28.18 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Hickory,dickory,dock
We hear our biological clock
we all have fun
til the clock says we're done
hickory,dickory,dock

Who needs a biological clock anyway? We have cubical day! Fun with cubes, Whoever thought a cubical was a good idea anyway? Absolutely no privacy,unless your BG (48) and her little cube of solitude with the imaginary door.

How about Tuck (49) who experiences gone-ta-pott day everyday. Busy litter box ya got there.Tuck's a "regular" type of tom :)

Luvbug (33-twins!) settle in for a little poetry reading (I heard it improves horrible golf scores) while Mallow (46)sings a real pick-me-upper-gloom,despair,and agony on me. Ohhhhhh...we feel SO much better already.

I score a 50,and contemplate how many mini Steve's I don't know about who I'll have to take in for take your kids to work day. Do I need a sports car,or a bus,I'll never tell.

Ana decides to be nice to her 44 today on thank you Thursday.

Engine (62) brings the breakfast train filled with baited boa and goldfish crackers. How does one bait a boa? very carefully.

Mudcat (58) and GTt (33) bust elbows to get to the breakfast bar first. No pushing girls,there is enough boa for all. Take mine!I insist!

Finally-a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Louie!!!

Scores: I HOPE to get it right this time *sigh*
1st Luvbug and GTt with 33 (yay!!! I got it right!)
2nd Ana with 44
3rd Mallow with 46

Losers: Engine with 62,and Mudcat with 58

XOXO~S~

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04/28/2016 01:26.38 PM Report This Comment
is this you, A Mallow???
Today was alright..mom came home from work and I sat in front of the back door meowing to go out, and kept hearing "NO WINSTON"...so I kept it up for an hour and all I kept heating was "NO WINSTON, I'm going out"...well, heck mom, I wanna go out too.

Wasn't too warm today, the breeze is chilly, only got to about 60*..warmer then yesterday with more sun, but still a little cool!!!

She went to Kmart for her bike parts and then came back home and I sat by the back door meowing again...this time I hear "Oh do you wanna go outside Win?"...'gee no mom that's why I'm sitting here meowing at you"...but she did let me out.

I declare..what is a cat supposed to do to get the point across? I think next time I will throw myself at the door and attach myself to the screen...oh wait, the screen isn't in yet...wouldn't want to get a bump on my sweet head!!!

We do all miss A Jesse. Mom was half crying yesterday looking at all the fine lookin orange kitties on CC group...she misses her orange buddy!!!

You should see us at night...boy do we fight for bed space. I am ALWAYS sleeping on mom's bed, the bratty Sheba jumps on and starts growling and hissing at me get off..I pawsmack her and roll over and go back to sleep...so she goes up on the pillow and lays on top of it right behind moms head...then Kelsee comes along and Sheba growls and hisses at her, but Kelsee stays and cuddles up right next to mom...so all 3 of us get to sleep with her...Kali never joins the fights, she will wait til mornings on mom's days off and when we are all off the bed, she will jump on and lay with mom til she gets up.....do you guys ever fight for bed space with your mom??

OK..I am back inside..mom came down and called me in so now the back door is shut and I went in and climbed on mom's bed where I will spend the rest of the night...girls or no girls hissing and growling at me!!!

I hope you have a nice night
Purrs
Winston >^..^<

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04/27/2016 04:02.51 PM Report This Comment
hello Q. A. Mallow
well..at least we know the smoke alarm is working..teehee...glad Bro. Joe is helping out...teehee..Q. JoJo

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04/27/2016 03:59.08 PM Report This Comment
4/27/16 - Tell Us a Story ...
Okay children, settle down. Once upon a time there was a green, green land known as the Catty Shack, where all kinds of strange creatures would gather to frolic and play by knocking little round balls into extremely small holes.

Luvbug came first, and Luvbug loves to celebrate. Prime Rib Day, Denim Day, Tell a Story Day, Morse Code Day, why he could come up with at least 43 (=7) special holidays at the drop of a golf cap. Then there was the grumpy troll, Mallow. She stole all 45 (=9) of the Baby Ruths and did not play well with the others. Orange Steve wants to tell his life story, but I think this one is 42 (=6) times more interesting, don’t you?

Mimi decided to celebrate Administrative Professionals Day by taking her blogger out for Prime Rib at the White Whisker, where it costs only 40 (=4) catbucks. She was just in time, as Engine arrived with 62 (=8) servings of Skunk Scramble and fried fleas. We think the bloggers would rather have Prime Rib.

Ana Bonana came next and she carried 38 (=11) rays of sunshine trailing behind here, while Gracie Twinkle-toes collected 30 (=3) tips from the diners at the White Whisker. Among them was Tucker, who due to inflation paid 42 (=6) catbucks for HIS Prime Rib.

Bee Gee wrote this lovely story down on the stationery that she bought for her Mom, who also tends to remain stationary whenever possible. She wrote out 43 (=7) copies before she got tired.

Then, everyone gathered at the Clubhouse to hear today’s winners declared:
1st – Gracie T-t with 3
2nd – Mimi with 4
3rd – Steve and Tucker with 6
And off to the cart barn happily scampered Ana, taking her 11 rays of sunshine along with her. HEY!!!

And they all golfed happily ever after …

Your Story Teller Extraordinaire, Mike

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04/27/2016 12:36.06 PM Report This Comment
hey MJ
i knew i should have set the brakes on those wheelchairs..remind me tomorrow...
oh..i don't know..some of those grannies might like learning how to do a wheelchair "wheelie"...Q. JoJO

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04/26/2016 08:30.14 PM Report This Comment
Richter days at the clubhouse! 4-26-16
Let's see if we can really shake things up! Luvbug(40) tries to shake us up by letting A.Fang use up all the black crayons doodling on the carts. Let him doodle on those kids over there, tell 'em they're temporary tattoos ... Mallow(43) really shakes us up by telling the pawrents to take a cat to work! No hissin' way am I going to "work"! ... Steve(65) shakes things up a little by throwing his pet rocks around ... The Angels(50) shake things upside down, with highs in the morning and cooler in the afternoon!

Engine(62) rides in with some scrumptious bourbon-basted baby bat bellies (for those of you on tiny-portion diets) and enough Old Meowaukie to float the CatMobile ... The Yardmen really shook things up at Mimi's(63) place, spooking the housecats into a bowl-tipping stampede! ... GTt(45) wants to shake things up by finding a party to crash ... Tucker(65) tried to shake things up on CC2 but they locked him out. No party crashing for you, I guess ... And Bee Gee(42) really shakes things up by stuffing Sniff in his cage and tossing a kid in with him! Now there's a tough call to bet on. Kid vs Sniff. Hmmm.

Rough driving today on the shaky links:
1st - Tie, Steve & Tucker, 65 apiece. Crashing a pet rock party.
2nd - Mimi, 63, picking up the pieces after the panic.
3rd - Engine, 62, on a roll!

And losing for today is Luvbug, with some loser assistance from Bee Gee. Be careful, Luvbug, BG seems to be a little obsessive about kids today. Make sure she keeps them away from the still!

~~~~Pig~~~~
Our dog has a kid friend -
truly. It's a baby goat!
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Come visit me, DARN BEE GEE ~ & CATTY SHACK ~.

04/26/2016 01:56.34 PM Report This Comment
Got it right yet?
Every time I leave a golf score,I see you STILL measuring that same piece of wood. What is that...measure 1200 times,cut once? Whatcha think Weeds-do I look like I gained an ounce over all this time? Ya know,ever since the tapeworm incident,I think I MIGHT have a teensy,tiny tummy roll now. No,you can't look,I know you want to,but for this hot bod,I must charge. See,some things never change,its like I've never even been gone at all!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Offline part-time & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline.

04/26/2016 01:48.39 PM Report This Comment
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