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Siberian from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/BC/Aldergrove/club-members.aspx' title='Aldergrove, BC'>Aldergrove, BC</a>

A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!

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Hi! My name is A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!

I am a Siberian from Aldergrove, BC

Nicknames: My family called me Mighty Mallow, and many Monarchs have bestowed special names on me as well. I answer to "Zefir" (Russian for "Marshmallow", courtesy of K. Bennie), "Mallow Whip" (Because I will not tone it down! Thanks, Angel Q. Gracie), "Weeds" and "Thumbtack" (courtesy of K. Steve).

~ I found out that “mallow” is a family of flowers that includes Hibiscus, Rose of Sharon and best of all, the wild swamp rose. ~

** Mallow: proud to be the pointy thumbtack on the throne of Kings **

Age: 9 years old

Gender: F

Coat: long haired

Education: I went from being afraid of other cats to being able to boss two much bigger housemates around. When the Queen muttered, they would move!
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♦ Completed all five levels of Cat College Dec 2009 - June 2011
♦ Camp Kitty camper - summer 2010
♦ Dame of the Realm - Aug 31, 2011. Thank you, King Sparky!
♦ Received her Wings from Cherish, Dame of the Air, and became one of the Royal Pilots August 26, 2011. Rotary Wing (helicopter) rating Mar 9, 2013
♦ Member of Zoe Monique's Hairballz Rainbow Riders since January 2012 - Hairballz were designated "Heralds of Happiness" by King Bennie August 31, 2012
♦ Dungeon Mistress & Court Jester to King Bennie; named Countess of Comedy - August 2012
♦ Court Jester to King Pushkin, October 2013
♦ Guardian Angel to K. Bennie - Jan 20, 2014
♦ Court Jester to King Spanky Jack, August 2014

COTD Nov 4, 2011 -- Stunned and grateful!
COTD Feb 28, 2013
ACOTD - March 1, 2014
ACOTD - March 2, 2015

CROTD Nov 3, 2011 -- Surprise!
CROTD Dec 3, 2012

Catster moments:
Diary of the Day - March 21, 2014
Kewlest Catster Kitties Group COTM - May 2014
Cat's Den Denmaster of the Month - Jan 2015
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Engaged to Sir Oscar Jon #257588 June 20, 2013
Married to Sir Oscar Jon July 30, 2013
"Love knows no boundaries ..."
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**Plays for Kitty Avalanche mouse hockey team**
Inducted into MHL Hall of Fame June 21, 2013, just a few hours before I crossed the Rainbow Bridge

"Inductee number five represents the Kitty Avalanche. She is a great hockey player and has left her mark on the MHL in a short period of time. Please welcome inductee number five, Mallow, #161233"

June 27, 2014 received the Angel King Sparky Award for Top Defensive Forward in the 2013 - 2014 season
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Vote 100 - Cherish - 8/25/11
Vote 500 - Carly Knight - 11/3/11
Vote 1000 - Bennie - 1/23/12
Vote 5000 - Sausha Knight & the GPC - 7/27/13
Vote 6000 - Mimi - 11/02/13
Vote 7000 - Hot Rod - 1/31/14
Vote 8000 - K. Bennie - 5/4/14
Vote 9000 - Bee Gee - 8/23/14
Vote 10,000 - Q. Lily - 12/24/14
Vote 11,000 - P.D. Budd - 4/24/15
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My favorite tricks and treats are: I could fly even before I became an Angel! I was very small, but I could jump onto a 5 foot fence with no trouble at all. I could race up the stairs and fly across the living room to land on the couch with only one bounce off the chair in the middle of the room. Extra fun when a human was sitting on the chair or couch (giggle)! I also liked to race up & down the willow tree in the front yard, just to show off to Mike if I saw him looking out the window. One time Mom saw me walking along the top bar of the neighbours' chain link fence. She followed me for two weeks with a camera trying to get video, but I never let her see me do it again ~ and I loved Feline Greenies, Temptations and tuna flakes. I always appeared out of nowhere to mooch when anyone was eating chicken or nacho chips.

Where I hang out: I loved Big Bro Will's lap when he was on the computer or watching TV. I used his soft top convertible in the carport as a great big kitty hammock and I loved my cozy sleeping mat on top of the TV cabinet. Now that I've crossed the Bridge, when I’m not at my cabin in the woods I hang out in the treehouse O.J. built overlooking Mallowwood on Pinto Island, or in one of our many private hideaways (well, if I told you they wouldn't be private, now would they?).

My favorite grubs: Canned mush and Whiskas Sensations kibble

My pet peeves: When my people didn’t drop what they were doing to let me out the very second I asked, or when the other cats were sitting right where I wanted to be! I was the Queen, after all!

What I love about my owners: They loved me, appreciated all of my quirks and when after 7 happy active years with them I got a tumor that quickly took my strength away, they had my back. They took loving care of me and I was being held in Mom's arms when I crossed the Rainbow Bridge in my own time and on my own terms like the independent girl I have always been. That's what a forever home is about, and I chose mine well!

My cat hobbies: Go outside and explore and hunt, or stay inside and just sleep & hang out. I also love to ride my Harley!

Pet motto: “ Born to be wed … ”

Angel Dame Mallow and Sir Oscar Jon
will be tying the big Eternity knot
on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
in the Rose Garden at the CC Castle (page #237624)

No live blogging, just drop in anytime to share in the ceremony and help us celebrate as we take the ride down the aisle into forever!

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How We Met

I had been picked up as a stray & was in the shelter for six weeks. Meanwhile, at the other end of town my future family was finally ready to welcome another cat into their lives after Angel Smokey. They went to the shelter thinking "anything but a gray one, because there will never be another Smokey!" Well, even though I'm gray, I kept following them with my big eyes, meowing "pick me, pick me", and they kept coming back to me. When the shelter lady said "would you like to hold her?" I held my breath. When Big Bro Joe declared “This cat has personality!” I knew for sure I had found my forever home!
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Born: May 30 (est), 2005
Adopted: May 30, 2006
Joined CC: December 2, 2009
Crossed the Rainbow Bridge: June 21, 2013
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Hey Mallow!
OF COURSE you and the Hairballz can ride your Harleys down the grand staircase any time you want. Hey if the Lily Pad isn't a fun place to be, what good is it to live in a palace, right? ~ Come visit me, ♦♦ Queen Lily ♦♦
(Hereby notarized sealed & filed this 13th day of November, 2012.)

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HEY WHIPPER-MAL!
OH FUN WITH WORDS DAY!! IT'S ME GOOFY GRAPIE! I HEAR YOU WROTE THIS BIG LONG EMAIL AND IT WOULDNT GO! DANG I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS! OH WHEW...BENNIE IS STILL ON CC, BUT JUST NOT "ON" VERY MUCH. MAYBE THEY'LL MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT MALLOW FEST? POOR MAMA AND POOR BABUSHKSA! MOM KNOWS ALL TO WELL WHEN SHE TOOK CARE OF HER BABUSHKA AND THAT WAS ONLY FOR 7 MONTHS. YA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO AND MAMA IS A VERY GOOD MOM!

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION GETTING TWITTER EMAILS! WE HAVE BEEN GETTING THEM JUST ABOUT EVERY DAY! WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TWEET OR TWIT OR WHAT THE 7734 IT IS! WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE TWIT? MOM IS SIGNED UP FOR PINTEREST AND LINKEDIN BUT THATS MORE FOR THE WORKING STUFF....ER, STIFF!

OH SPEAKING OF STUFF, MOM FOUND AN OLD BOX OF CRANBERRY STOVE TOP AND MADE IT. WOWZA IS IT EVER GOOD! I KNOW YOUR MOM DIGS ON THE STOVE TOP. HAS SHE HAD THE CRANBERRY? T'IS REALLY MEOWARVELOUS!! IM JUST SURPRISED YOU MOM DOESNT KNOW ANYMORE ABOUT HASHTAGS AND TWITS THAN MY MOM DOES! THAT WOULD BE NEAT IF SHE CAN DO SOME COOL PINTEREST STUFF FOR CATSTER. SO THEY AREN'T OPENING THEIR NEW PLACE UP TIL LATER? MORE OF THE SAME OL' FINE TUNING STUFF...YAAAWWN!

OH YEAH THE BELMOST STAKES!! FOR SURE WE GOTTA INCLUDE THAT INTO OUR SCHEDIES! WONT THAT BE COOL IF AMERICAN EAGLE....UH, NO...AMERICAL LEGEION? NOPE NOT IT. AMERICAN PHAROAH! THATS IT!! IF HE WINS THE TRIPLE CROWN! SURE WISH IT HADDA BEEN MY MISTER MOONPIE! DO WE GET TO WEAR BIG FANCY HATS AGAIN AND GIRLIE DRESSES, SIPPING OR GUZZLING MINT JULEPS? IM CERTAINLY UP FOR THAT!

AND PENCIL IN JUNE 20TH FOR THE MOONPIE & RC FEST! IT'S GONNA BE A BUSY AND HOPEFULLY NOT A ROASTING PAN SUMMER. HOLY MACKEROLEY! IT'S 79* NOW! OK YOU GOT IT TOYOTA! MOM WILL GO PICK UP A FEW DOZEN DOZENS OF THE BABY-BEL NET BAGS OF CHEESE. I DUNNO IF THEY HAVE REGULAR. SHE TRIED THE LITE ON LAST NIGHT AND TASTES JUST DUCKY TO HER! A.JEZ WILL GO WILD! IM SURE THERE WILL BE SOME SADNESS AT HER CROSSAVERSARY PAWTY, THAT'S ONLY NATURAL, BUT ALONG WITH THAT COMES HAPPINESS AND GREAT MEMORIES, RIGHT?

OH SURE! L'OREAL HAIR COLOR...IM WORTH IT, IS HAVING ITS 40TH ANNIVERSARY! WOW, MOM LOOKED UP CLAIROL LAST WEEK AND IT SAID...IF I HAVE ONE LIFE TO LIVE LET ME LIVE IT AS A BLONDE! WHAT ABOUT THE REDHEADS? THOSE FIERY REDS? I SAY WE'RE WORTH IT AND THERE IS SOME LOVELY BLUEING OUT THERE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR GREY SHINE LIKE A NICKEL! AND I BET IT'LL WORK ON MY GREY AS WELL! SHALL WE DO IT AT HOME OR GO TO THE SALON? WELL MOJ, GOTTA RUN! GETTING A LITTLE TOASTY HERE IN THE BEDROOM BUT YAY! I SEE CLOUDS A 'COMIN! AND OUR NEW LOCUST IS ALREADY MAKING SOME SHADE! I BROUGHT US SOME CRAB CAKE MOONPIES WITH MARYLAND BLUE CRAB MARTINIS! HAVE A SWELL DAY! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/28/2015 04:19.22 PM Report This Comment
Thurs CS
Gone ta pott day-that about sums it all up. Everyone speak clearly and fast,we only have one day to state any and all complaints. We also have amnesty day,and hamburger and brisket day-where's the beef?

Luvbug ( 47 ) fights for his cat rights.....to paw-ty!

Mallow ( 57 ) our little stress vector has gone to more than the pott. Wait......

I score a 62. I'm still miffed about a mere 24 hours to complain. Is anyone listening? No?

The heavenly,humid Angels score a 70. Makes ones wings stick together.

Engine ( 70 ) brings us a temp hot off the probe. Not THAT kind of probe! I wonder about you all sometimes,most times. Charred chinchillas,get your charred chinchillas today!

Mudcat ( 71 ) looks for sympathy for her lack of her families empathy. Thats a lot of "pathy" going on.

Tuck and Dot ( 60 ) another pair that gets no family respect. Nobody likes me,everybody hates me,guess I'll go eat bugs. You can have all ours.

Oohhh...little GTt ( 66.6) spices things up with her birds and the bees talk. Oh wait,just the bee part,bummer. The bird part was just sounding juicy.

BG ( 59 ) comes out throwing punches ( ok,just the liquid kind of punch ) over the bug burgers. You know the deal- 100% all bug- parts and pieces.

Scores:

1st: Luvbug with 47
2nd Mallow with 57
3rd BG with 59

Losers: Mudcat with 71,and helpers Engine and the Angels ( sounds like a childrens book) with 70.

XOXO ~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

05/28/2015 11:13.28 AM Report This Comment
Shake it like a salt shaker
Watch the bouncing stump rump,and follow along. No,not like THAT! Have I not taught you some rhythm and moves in all this time? Hurry and gt it right,the slugs are returning from Capistrano today. I figure we have about......5 years til they find their way to us,and we WILL be ready for them,salt shaker in paw.

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

05/28/2015 12:40.24 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW WHIPPERS...PART UNO!
SO YOUR MOM HAS BEEN FRITTERIN, HAS SHE? MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING SOME FITTERING OF HER OWN HERE, BUT PROBABLY NOT IN THE SAME WAY AS YOUR MOM! I GUESS THE GOLF SUMMARY TAKES UP SOME OF HER TIME. OH NEAT, THE ROOF GUYS COMING WITH AN ESTIMATE? SO WHAT DID HE SAY, HUH HUH HUH??? ENOUGH CATBUCKS IN THE ROOF FUND? PAWS CROSSED!

OH EXCELLENT! YOU AND BENNIE CAN HAVE A SHARED BIRTHDAY. WE DONT SEE ENOUGH OF HIM AND THEM. OH WAIT, WHA???? ISNT HE ON CC ANYMORE?? I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS ALOT. THAT'S GOOD THAT YOUR MOM GOT AN EMAIL FROM MOM JENNY AND GOT THE SCOOP. WOW...17 YRS OLD HUH? MAYBE WE CAN BRING HIM TO THE PINTO IN ABSENTIA? YOU KNOW HOW THE MAGIC OF VIRTUALLY WORKS HERE. ANYTHING IS PAWSIBLE!
I HOPE THEY DO COMEBACK SOMEDAY.

THEY TWITTER? MOM HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT BUT HAS NOT A CLUE HOW TO MAKE IT WORK OR HOW HASHTAGS WORK. I KNOW, SHE CAN GOOGLE INSTRUCTIONS. DOES YOUR MOM TWIT? AW GEE, YOU HAVE YOUR HAPPY DOUBLE DAY ON SATURDAY AND A.JEZEBEL IS SUNDAY? WE MUST MAKE THIS A FUN EVENT AND HAVE LOTS OF CELEBRATING, SMILING FACES, MOONPIES, FRIENDS AND GOOD STORIES ABOUT HER LIFE WITH YOUR MOM! NO SADNESS, OK? I THINK SHE'D LOVE HAVING SOME MALLOW FEST FONDUE HANDED OVER TO HER!

SPEAKING OF A.JEZ AND CHEESE, WHAT SAY WE MAKE HER A BIG CHEESE MOONPIE CAKE WITH CREME CHEESE? GUESS WHAT MOM GOT AT SENIOR DAY? A LITTLE NET BAG WITH A DOZEN BABY BELLS. ONLY THING IS SHE FORGOT TO LOOK AND GOT THE LIGHT CHEESE. DRAT! IM SURE IT'LL BE FINE. YEP, A.JEZEBEL WAS MOST DEFINITELY A SWINGIN' 70'S CHICK WITH THE ORANGE FONDUE POTS, THE FLOWERS IN HER FUR, THE DISCO BALLS AND THE "KEY PAWTIES"! OOOH LALA! MOM REMEMBERS ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/27/2015 07:52.08 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW WHIPPERS....PART DOS!
I WILL GO OVER TO THE CATVENTION CENTRE AND FIND WHERE SQUEEVE TOOK OFF WITH MONTY & CASSANDRAS CAKES! SEEING AS IT WAS EXITS COTD TODAY MOM LENDED A PAW TO MOM IDA. BUT DONT TELL ANYONE! WE TRIED TO BE DISCREET THIS TIME. NO CAPS. AS YOU CAN SEE ON MIKEYS PAGE. I DUNNO EITHER ABOUT THAT SQUEEVE BUT WHEREVER THERE'S FROSTING THERE'S AN ORANGE BLUR AND A CAKE THEIF. HE DOESNT EVEN GO FOR THE CAKE, JUST THE FROSTING. SAME WITH MY MOM. SO IF SAKURA BROUGHT OUT THE "REAL" CAKE, WHAT CAKE DID SQUEEVE GET? A FAKE CAKE? THAT WOULD BE A HOOT AND SERVE HIM RIGHT!

WELL WELL WELL...MIKEY REALLY HAS BECOME AN ADULT! MAYBE HE DIDNT EVER WANNA HAVE MENUDO IN THE MORNING AGAIN. OR HAVE MORNING MOUTH WITH HIS LOVELY DOLLY SLEEPING NEXT TO HIM. AND BESIDES, HE'S A DADDY NOW AND HAS TO SET AN EXAMPLE. HOW CAN I FORGET NEW YEARS EVE IN THE SIDECAR WITH MIKEY SWINGIN THE JUG O'JOSIE MAE'S MOONSHINE ABOUT! I CANT BELIEVE IT'S BEEN OVER 3 YRS NOW! SHALL WE GET THE OLD DUDE A WALKER, ROCKING CHAIR AND SHAWL?

IM WITH YOU MALLOW! AINT NEVER GONNA TONE DOWN MY WICKED WAYS. SINCE I DONT HAVE LITTLE ONES TO BEHAVE FOR WHAT'S THE POINT? EAT, DRINK AND CAUSE MISCHIEF! WHY IF YOU TONED IT DOWN, YOU WOULDN'T BE YOU AND IF YOU WERENT YOU, HOW COULD YOU RUN FOR COTM? MALLOW WHIP FUREVER AND GRACIE THE SPITFIRE RIGHT THERE WITH YA! WE BOTH OF US GOT AWAY WITH ALL KINDSA STUFF, DIDNT WE? I WAS FOR SURE THE QUEEN B**** AROUND HERE! WELL GIRL GOTTA RUN! I BROUGHT US SOME BEESWAX HONEY MOONPIES WITH HONEY MILK! HAVE A FAB EVENING! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/27/2015 07:51.17 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
Well, the storms are over. It got pretty wild here yesterday so we had to log off and turn of our computer. The winds were raging at 60mph, the rain was pounding down, it was lightening...and again this afternoon we had more storms, but no winds thins time, just lots of rain!

Now the sun is out and it is nice outside, so all 5 of us are enjoying our outdoor time. Jesse was down in the yard when it started to rain, so he dashed up the stairs to be on the porch with me and Kelsee where it was dry!

I am out playing..just watching birds, and my squirrel buddy just ran down the alley with something hanging from his mouth...looked like a donut to me...he jumped on a fence, up to a roof and took off with it.

Well, it is about time to skedaddle over to the arena to cheer on some of my family in round 3.

Have a pawsome evening!
Purrs
Winston >^..^<

Come visit me, KELSEE~~I ♥ Snickie~~Happy Spring~~, K-WINSTON ~~I ♥ Brina~~*Happy Spring*, KALI~~I LUV Elvis~~HAPPY SPRING~~, Winston's Pizzeria~*since 2008*, SHEBA~~Happy Spring~~*I ♥ Shaddy*, JESSE ~~GO OC~~I ♥ Tweetie, KCK: 2015 Team Page~~Go KCK!!! & ~~ANGELS JINXIE & SHADOW~~.

05/27/2015 04:49.32 PM Report This Comment
5/27/15 - Hello, cellophane!
What a great array of celebrations for us today! Grape Popsicle Day, Sunscreen Protection Day, Cellophane Tape Day … Now word to the wise, do NOT get sunscreen on your grape popsicle. Not like I know anyone dumb enough to actually DO that .. (ack! Ptooey!)

Luvbug starts us out with a 47 (=11) and carts gaily decorated with cellophane tape. Mallow is not far behind. She sees the leftover rolls and decides to flypaper the green for an extra challenge. Nets her a 56 (=11). Steve has mustered a mouse army to do his bidding today. Didn’t know you were into auctions, Steve. Better set them a limit or you’ll end up paying 64 (=10) bucks for that sticky grape popsicle.

Engine has 68 (=14) servings of Diced Dove! Yum! And the Chocolate Covered Crickets are crunchy as ever. Mimi has her white socks on ready to celebrate hops at the hop, it’s a 72 (=9) for her. Tucker has 66 (=12) rolls of tape and they are all wrapped around Mouse … he swears it’s self-defense!

Gracie T-t proudly carries the Catty Shack torch with a 64 (=10) as she prepares to celebrate Senior Health Day by taking PD Budd for some exercise. Gee, Mallow never passed any torches to US … she says there’s not a one of us that wouldn’t singe our fool tails off in the first 30 seconds.

Ana has a 65 (=11) and celebrates Senior Health Week by taking Janet for a walk. Not like I’m implying Janet is a senior or anything … uh-oh, I’D better get running! Before I do, though, BeeGee observes that it’s too hot for the cellophane tape to stick. It just winds around the ball, about 56 (=11) layers thick and the ball doesn’t fit inside the hole!

And the leaderboard stacks up like this:
1st – Mimi with white socks and a 9
2nd – Steve & Gracie T-t, with 10
3rd - Almost everybody else! Luvbug, Mallow, Ana and BeeGee think 11 is simply Heaven!

Cart barn duty goes to Engine with 14, but we’ll send Tucker along so he doesn’t get lonely. And so Mouse can’t find him.

And thus wraps up another day on the links with your Guest Common (Couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote Uncle Buddy Budd #189993 in May, A.Jezebel~Welcome MerryBelle, Pushkin, Sakura, UBB, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly, Mojo Blackbear ~ sittin' pretty!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A. Shai.

05/27/2015 03:02.50 PM Report This Comment
Oh God
Its starting again! ALL night I had to put up with the mutt,and Ernie hiding and pacing and panting (the mutt,not Ernie) from all the storms. I hear it again.....Actually,its good for me,I get the whole bed to myself! Maybe I should bounce on it some and have a little fun. See how high I can jump til I get caught in the ceiling fan.
So,YOU were behind the prune icing,eh? I should have known oh dark angel. Well now,looks like you get to deal with the after effects. I've done decided I'm spending the week with you and OJ. SO close you can't even pass a hair between us. Look at us,a nice,cozy family. Well,"I'M" cozy,I feel like a Stevie taco all wrapped up. I think I have an inch or two to spare for you two also :)

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

05/27/2015 12:42.18 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!!
HEY GIRL...WELL MOM DID IT AGAIN! GOT MOST OF YOUR BLOG WRITTEN THEN X-D RIGHT ON OUTTA HERE! YESTERDAY SURE WAS A BLAST....A WELL NEEDED BLAST OF FUN, FRIENDSHIP, FOOD, FLUFFINESS AND JUST BON TEMPS! WE SURE NEEDED SOME OF THAT AFTER THE SAD LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. ALTHOUGH WE ARE STOKED THAT HEIDI AND JC ARE HOME. NOW WE GOTTA GO FIND BARNEYS FOSTER KITTY AND SMUDGE!

WOW, CANT BELIEVE IT'S ALMOST MALLOW FEST TIME! JUST A FEW MORE DAYS! THEN THE CROSSAVERSARY BUT WE WONT LET IT BE BLUE OR SAD, ON NOSIREE BOB!! WE ARE HAPPY CAMPERS! AND THEN, YOUR ANNIVERSARY NOT FAR BEHIND! PAWTY TIME'S A BREWIN'! OH YOU GOT YOUR PROFILE PIX AND I HAVE TO WAIT? NO FAIR! WELL ACTUALLY THATS FINE CUZ I DO LOVE A SURPRISE!

GEEZ, I MISSED SQUEEVE THE THEIF MAKING OFF WITH THE BROWNS BIRTHDAY CAKE? WE GOT THERE JUST BEFORE NOON AND CAME BACK LAST NIGHT!! SO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. DONT LEAVE OUT A THING! I KNOW HOW SQUEEVE LOVES HIS CAKE AND ALL, BUT REALLY, SWIPING MONTY & CASSANDRAS CAKE! AND WHICH HER HIGHNESS GAVE HIM WHAT FOR? SAKURA? EVIE? YOU? ME? I DUNNO, I THINK MIKEY HAS GROWN UP NOW THAT HE'S A MARRIED MAN WITH KITS!! SO RESPONSIBLE AND CALM NOW! LEAVE THE HIJINKX TO US, RIGHT? AND THE BUTLERS, MOJ AND ZIPPY!

WELL MOM WENT TO THE DENTIST TODAY. HAD TO PUT IN THOSE OVERLY LARGE BOTTOM TEETH AND MAN, DID THEY HURT! SHE CANT EVEN MAKE HER LIPS MEET! HOW CAN SHE KISS ANYONE NOW? LIKE US, FOR INSTANCE? SO SHE ASKED IF THE PLANNED ON MAKING THEM SMALLER SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MONKEY CHIN. WITH HER UPPERS BEFORE THEY GOT ADJUSTED SHE HAD THIS BIG UPPER MONKEY LIP. THE DOC SAID SHE COULD NOT WEAR THEM TIL THEY HEAL UP, BUT SHE HAD TO GO TO SAFEWAY AND WONT GO TOOTHLESS.

THEN SHE HAD A GREAT IDEA! TAKE OUT THE BOTTTOMS AND LEAVE THE TOPS! PURFECT! SHE ASKED THE GIRLS THERE IF THEY COULD NOTICE SHE HAD NO BOTTOM TEETH IN? NO THEY COULDNT TELL, SO SHE WENT ON HER MERRY WAY LIKE THAT AND WORKED OUT FINE. SHE GOT MORE PAIN PILLS. THE FLOATING TEETH PIECES ARE ACTUALLY BONE FRAGMENTS. SO SHE'LL GO BACK NEXT WEEK TO SEE HOW THINGS ARE PROGRESSING.

MOM GOT HERSELF THIS MEXICAN LASAGNA TODAY! NICE AND SOFT AND CHEESY/CHILI-ISH. SHE GOT HER ULTRA SOUND BACK AND THINGS LOOK GOOD BUT SHE HAS A CHUBBY LIVER. SMALL KIDNEYS AND SOME STUFF THEY COULDNT SEE CUZ OF ALL THAT SCAR TISSSUE. AND THERE YA HAVE IT! DAYS OF OUR MOM! EXCITING, RIGHT!

WELL, MJ, GOTTA RUN! BUT FIRST, I HAVE SOME CHOCODILE MOONPIES WITH CHERRY FILLING AND CHERRY FLOATS! HAVE A GREAT EVENING! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/26/2015 04:34.57 PM Report This Comment
Hey Mallow
Well, back where we left off. Glad you had a great time with Headless Mike. I guess I was a day late and a catbuck short. Story of my life.

We're girding ourselves here for some real blistering heat, already into the 90s, maybe 95 by the weekend. We are not at all happy about that. It's about a month too soon for the blazing temps!

AND we are officially in a drought now. But do you think the idiots in charge around here are going to ban the 4th of July fireworks? Hello No! They are just too chicken to do it, some little kid might cry because he can't light a sparkler, so then mommy and daddy won't vote for Councilman Clyde next November. Cowards. They'd rather see 200,000 acres of dry brush go up in flames. Does it sound like we have strong opinions on this? :-)

Bee Gee
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05/26/2015 04:08.38 PM Report This Comment
Let's go to the hop! 5-26-15
Any hop will do! Luvbug(46) seems to think we might be interested in something called the "Lindy Hop". I'm not sure who this Lindy fella is, but as far as I'm concerned, he can do his own hopping! ... Oh Mallow!(54) LOVE the cherry pit projectiles plunked at the squirrels! NOT a squirrel lover! Bunnies hopping on the links? Where? ... Sandy(68) is waiting for a nice breeze to push her over 90.

Miss Engine(68) sends her regrets for missing the luau yesterday. Oh yeah, fire walkers and everything! Leis, suckling pig in a pit. Shoulda been here. *chuckle* Do NOT let the KitKats melt! ... Mimi(67) says it's bread & water rations for the Pole Cat Clan if they don't start bringing down a few rampaging squirrels. Glad J.C. finally got Jeeped home ... Oh gee, GTt(66.6) Are you SURE you want to go with that score? Did you hear from UBB already and he informs you he didn't end up where he hoped? So now you want to make nice with Ol' Scratch?

Tucker says the varmints are invading the squirrel proof feeder! Only varmints we want to see around here are 67 proof Pink Squirrels ... Steve!(67) What kept you? Were you still trying to figure out which end of the bottle to blow in? *snark* ... Hey Mallow, I think Bee Gee(54) has a whole mess of pits you can shoot at the squirrels. Slingshots, too! Better range and accuracy than a pea shooter.

Long drives for today go to:
1st - Sandy & Engine, tied at 68.
2nd - A real pile up at 67, with Mimi, Tucker, & Steve.
3rd - GTt, sucking up to UBB's new landlord with her 66.6.

And into the cart barn to stoke the still goes our very own Lindy Luvbug with a cool 46. Just hop on down there.

~~~~~~~~Toby~~~~
Somebody hand me some cherry pits.
With my catapult it'll be like buckshot!
Engine, you got a recipe needs LOTS of squirrels?
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05/26/2015 03:02.57 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
You're very welcome! I was happy to do it but Man was Mom tired at the end of the day,MOL. She went right to sleep as soon as the light was out.
It was soooo much fun!
Love,
Q. Angel Sakura

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05/26/2015 11:44.08 AM Report This Comment
Stand aside
Let the pro handle this..tire safety week. I can kick a few tires,sniff them for tenderness,check for blackness. Wonder why NASCAR doesn't hire me? I can wear an official looking coat and go kick some tires during the 6 second pit stop. MAYBE,I can be on camera with those hot pit stop girls! Chicks dig a little orange cat in an official looking vest.

XOXO~S~

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05/26/2015 04:40.37 AM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
What a wonderful show you all put on today! The tribute was so touching. Mom knows the Ozzy song, it's one of Auntie's favorites and it fit very well. Did Mojo help you? If she did, she is becoming quite the rider! You should be proud.
Thank you so much and I hope you all had a great time. Oh yeah, what you did to the decoy cake was the "icing on the cake", MOL!
Love and hugs,
Q. Angel Sakura

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05/25/2015 08:46.16 PM Report This Comment
Dear Angel Mallow and Family
Glad I thought about the 3 p.m. thing just in time:) What a great pawty today! My mouth is still hanging open in awe over the show the Hairballz riders put on. It could not have been more spectacular! Took my breath away.
Speaking of that, I can't believe the big crash that happened in your kitty pantry earlier in the week. What a mess! It's a shame the treat bag didn't break and spread treats all over for you kits to scoop up before your Mom did. Tee hee.
Guess what? My Mom was on public radio this afternoon, for a brief spot in All Things Considered. She was interviewed about inscriptions on military grave stones. So she had her five minutes of fame. If your mama would like to hear it, my Mom will send your Mom the link. She's going to check now to see if she has your Mom's email. If not, I'll send you hers. Whew! Complicated.
Sleep tight, special angel. You were on "duty" a lot today and did a great job! Love, GG

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05/25/2015 07:44.32 PM Report This Comment
The Last Hurrah 5-25-15
Or is that 'huzzah'? What the heck, for you, UBB, let's do both! Huzzah huzzah hurrah! That was so special of Bee Gee to buff those clogs to a brilliant Pepsodent gleem. Get it? Oh, I still got it. *chuckle* So let's all lift our mugs for the greatest honor of all, praising the wits and wisdoms of the wonderful friend who we shall see no more as long as we breathe. And if we do, then Glockamara, we best start runnin'!

Luvbug has brought just about all the necessities for an appropriate Irish wake, including the whiskey and the tap shoes. We can save that wine til the whiskey runs out! Mallow is still sober enough to belt out a few verses about raking the mallows. Or some such. She swears it's an absolutely for reel song. Oriole. Or real. Aw, Ana and family have brought some plants to decorate UBB's final resting place. That was very thoughtful, knowing how he loved to help his mom in the garden.

Always thoughtful, in a thoughtless kind of way, Steve brings his Glendalough bottle. Just the bottle. No telling what happened to the contents. Perhaps he'll toot us a little tune later? ON THE BOTTLE! Gad, what did you THINK I meant?? Bee Gee is clogging her way through a million verses of "Beer Beer Beer", which really sings the praises of Charlie Mops. And to the list of "Do Cats Have These?" she adds elbows. Although we know at least one cat with thumbs.

PD and GTt are here representing the guest of honor, who is currently taking a well deserved rest in the garden. They brought their mom's best bottle, cleverly disguising it as their own in a brown bag. What we'd like to know is, best bottle of what? It came from the kitchen cupboard huh? Not cooking sherry! No, couldn't be. PD lets loose with a line and a half of rhyme. And Gracie is already practicing for her new position as family golfer. And the party ratchets up another level.

And to you all, these words:
"Death leaves a heartache
no one can heal;
Love leaves a memory no
one can steal."
Hear! Hear!
To UBB! Our friend forever.
Life will go on here without you, my friend.
But don't you dare think we'll forget you!
Hell, if we did, we'd have a terrible time recognizing you in the great hereafter!
On now! And off you go! We hear you have a whole new set of adventures ahead of you! No time to waste! Send us a postcard now and then would ya? *wink* Cheerio old chap!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
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05/25/2015 02:19.18 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! OH THANK GOODNESS YOU DIDN'T GET TOSSED OFFA THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND GO SPINNING INTO OUTER SPACE! BUT WITH WINGS, HOW COULD YOU? BOY WE'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE TODAY...TO JAKARS B-DAY, MONTY & CASSANDRA, PD BUDD, A.BOOTSIE COTD, AQ SAKURA AND HER CATVENTION CENTRE PAWTY! WE DROPPED OFF A HUGE CAKE A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO AND WHATTA WINGDING!

I ALSO SAW YOUR COOL HAIRBALLZ RIDE OVER ON AQ SAKURAS PAGE JUST NOW! WOW, WHATTA GREAT SHOW YOU HAIRBALLZ PUT ON OVER THERE! FLYING THROUGH FIERY HOOPS OF...MOONPIES?BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET THOSE WHISKERS SINGED! WOW, AQ SAKURA SHO'NUFF DO KNOW HOW TO PUT ON THE DOG....ER, THE
CAT! WHATTA GREAT PAWTY! LOVE THE OZZIE OSBOURNE TOON!

OH THANKS ON THE 1000 MUTLI-FLAVORED MOONPIE CAKE! GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY, RIGHT? OH HERE, HAVE THIS BAG OF CHILI CHEESE FRITOS WITH BEAN DIP AND SOUR CREAM AND GUAC! IM LOVIN' THE PURTATO SALAD THAT A.ELMIE & POUNCIE MADE WITH THE PICKLES AND EGGS. MOM SURE DO WISH SHE COULD HAVE HER SOME O'THAT.

WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY RAIN IN JUST ABOUT FUREVER BUT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT. 59* AND CLOUDY! WELL, GIRL I BROUGHT YOU SOME ORANGE GUMMI MOONPIES WITH MANGO JELLO SHOTS! THOUGHT WE COULD GET FIRED UP BEFORE THE PAWTY IS REALLY FIRED UP!!! SEEYA THERE! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

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05/25/2015 01:54.11 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
I agree, she did a great job leading this week and handled UBB's crossing visit very well.
Oh, I am very excited that you will be performing tomorrow. That will be great fun.
I hope Mojo got plenty of rest today on the Pinto. She deserves the break.
See you tomorrow!
Love
Q. Angel Sakura

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05/24/2015 07:55.01 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! WOW, JUST GOT A GANDER AT A.JEZEBEL & PIERRES' NEW FRAME!! GOSH, THATS REALLY PRETTY!! A.JEZ LOOKS SO ELEGANT AND NOT PURPLE ANYMORE AND A.PIERRE LOOKS SO SUAVE AND DEBONAIR! OH MAN, YOU SAID IT GIRL! WAY TO MANY KITTIES COMING UP HERE LATELY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PUTTING OUR PAW DOWN AND HANGIN' OUT THE SHINGLE SAYING "NO MORE ROOM AT THE INN"? THIS MUST STOP AND SOON! I REMEMBER THE LAST SPELL WHEN KITTIES KEPT FLYING UP HERE AND WE HUNG OUT THE SINGLE. IT WORKED FOR AWHILE BUT THIS IS JUST TOO TOO MUCH!

WE ONLY PUT KITTIES NAMES UP THAT ARE RUNNING FOR COTD. ONCE QUINCY, ANOTHER QUINCY IN MASSACHUSSETTS I THINK, PUT "GOD SPEED ANGEL PAWPAW" IN HIS TAGLINE. IT'S STILL THERE BUT THEY DONT COME ON ANYMORE. OH WHEW! MONTY BROWN IS STILL DOING GREAT? SCARED ME FOR A SECOND. WE DONT NEED A GROWING TREND OF OUR ROYALTY LEAVING US TOO SOON. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. DONT TELL ANYONE, OK?

NO WORRIES, I WILL CALL YOU SUPERSTITIOUS, SWEETHEART, SILLY AND GOOFY BUT NEVER WILL I CALL YOU LATE FOR SUPPER! MOL! OH COOL! THE HAIRBALLZ ARE DOING BIKE STUNTS TOMORROW? AND THE BIKES WILL BE RED/WHITE/BLUE TRIMMED? OH GEE....LEMME GUESS WHO'LL BE COVERING THE EVENT? WHY IT MUST BE MAYOR MALLOW!! AM I RIGHT? OR COULD IT BE THE MOJ? WELL SEEING AS HOW SHE'S NEVER DONE ONE BEFORE, IT MUST BE HER TURN! CAN ZIPPY HELP HER WITH ANYTHING? WE CANT WAIT AND WE'RE GONNA BRING LOTSA SNACKS, LIKE PURTATO SALAD, PULLED MIKEY...ER, PORK, AND LOTS MOONPIES!!

WELL MJ, GOTTA SCOOT! DID YA GO TO HOCKEY? YOU KNOW WE DIDNT CUZ MOM HAS BEEN LAZING ABOUT WATCHING LIFETIME ALL DAY! I BROUGHT SOME SUNFLOWER SEED MOONPIES WITH SUNNY D RUM RUNNER! HAVE A FUN NIGHT! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

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05/24/2015 07:30.44 PM Report This Comment
Hi A. Mallow
Yes I'm home in one piece. No I did not come home on my own. Mom found me hung up in the vines in the wooded lot next door. Mom had to take her loppers over and clear enough of the vines to get me loose. She was afraid to take her power tools because that might have scared me and I could thrash around and break my neck. After Mom got me in a carrier, she tried to find someone to help carry me with no luck, so she backed the Jeep up to the tree line and loaded me from there. Mom is thanking the Lord that she found me and I am OK. Thank you for your concern. J.C.

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05/24/2015 04:30.46 PM Report This Comment
Mixed Sunday recap 5-24-15
Considering nearly everyone forgot Sunday is CARD GAME day! At least there were a few hands dealt. A paltry few.

As for the UBB Memorial Invitational, Luvbug(45) really should have saved that hand for cards. Woulda been in the winner's club. Well now, at least Mallow(54) doubled that score down and plays a nine in le Blanc Moustaches Casino. I hope PD isn't jealous of your tiara. He's just a princess though, so he doesn't have that queenly quality. Sandy(48) is mixing her scores all up with a few changes thrown in for good weather. Er, measure.

Oh brother, we have a missing catty on the loose again! Mimi(60), you're gonna have to put a harness on that J.C.! Or a noose. See? Another one who should have paid closer attention to the schedule! Tucker(45) had a winning hand. But as they say, ya can't win if ya don't play! Eww, Bee Gee's(60) been out playing with the snails! And I don't care what kind of fancy name you call 'em, they're still snails! At least she managed to pass her score off to Pig, who ran over to the back alley behind GTt's to toss his old shark fin into the pot. Let's see you guys try to split THAT! HAhha!

And last but Top Cat is Princess PD, who delivers his cards(36) and a brief update about our dear departed UBB. Not so fast with grabbing that pot, me boy! I think you'll have to discuss the splittage with Mallow. I think she wants a gumball and part of that pine cone. You guys will have to work out the details on the shark fin.

IF we had been playing golf, I can't really say who would have won, since Sunday doesn't have a golf schedule. So. You all lost! Hahhha!

Word for tomorrow: It's Memorial Day and some of you won't be available to post and so there will be NO GOLF tomorrow! However, there WILL be an Irish Wake in the clubhouse for UBB. Anyone who'd like to come out can bring their favorite bottle of Irish Whiskey. We'll try to provide food. But there WILL be booze! Come as you are, come any time. No live blogging. Live clogging maybe, but...

~~~~Hot Rod~~~~
Miss ya already UBB.
Gonna be a long summer
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05/24/2015 01:38.27 PM Report This Comment
Mallow!
A special edition of 9-Lives! Since ALL of you forgot we're supposed to gamble, er, engage in totally legal "games of skill" on Sunday, there will be an impromptu card game behind Gracie's place today. Just leave your scores with her, and I'll do the rest. (PD Budd was over whining and sniveling to BG about being the only one playing cards and wanted to know if he automatically wins the pot. Well, with no one else playing, there won't BE a pot! See how that works?) Since Princess PD was all decked out in his tiara and no one to appreciate it, I figure it's the least we can do. *wink*

Hot Rod
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05/24/2015 07:25.28 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!!
TOP O'THE AFTERNOON TO YE, LASSIE! HEY MOM IS NOT NEARLY AS LOOPY AS SHE WOULDA THOUGHT FOR SOME VERY STRANGE REASON. GUESS SHE GOT THE PRE-LOOPS EARLIER THIS WEEK AND LEVELED OFF NOW. SHE IS BEING THE LAZY BUTT PER DOCS INSTRUCTIONS. THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES BEST.
BUT WE MADE HER RECORD THE MOVIE SHE'S WATCHING TO COME OVER YOU SEE Y'ALL! MOM IS GOING NOWHERE TIL TUESDAY WHEN SHE'LL HAVE HER TEETH AND GUM CHECKUP.

YEP, I GOT UBB'S CATBIRD CREST UP! I LIKE THEM BOTH BUT THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE! I SEE THE MOJ HAS HERS UP. WE GOT THE MEWS THIS MORNING THAT WE DREADED. EVEN IF IT HADN'T HAPPENED YET, WE KNEW IT WAS INEVITABLE. SO WE WENT OVER LATER AFTER UBB MADE HIS JOURNEY AND WELCOMED HIM WITH OPEN WINGS, WING WAX AND A NICE SNUGGY! HE'LL DO WELL UP HERE, ALL HEALTHY AND HALE AGAIN! BUT I SURE WISH THAT KITTIES WOULD QUIT MIGRATING UP HERE!

WHAT KINDA BIRDIES IS THE MOJ MATCHING TODAY? WE STILL HAVEN'T HAD MANY IN OUR TREES, BUT WE HEAR THEM. SHE'S BELLY TO THE WINDOW AND CHATTERING AWAY? NOBODY HERE HAS EVER CHATTERED! ARE WE A BUNCH OF ODDBALLS OR WHAT? OR MAYBE JUST GOOFBALLS LIKE MOM. I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS GREAT MIGRATION OF ANGELS!! OUR SIGN "NO ROOM AT THE INN" DOESNT SEEM TO DEFER THEM. I GUESS DESPARATE TIMES MAKE FOR DESPARATE MEASURES. BUT IF THEY FEEL THEY MUST MAKE THE JOURNEY I GUESS IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE THEM AT HOME.

WE KNOW THEY AREN'T LOST BUT THE FAMILIES AND FURS THEY LEAVE BEHIND ARE THE LOST ONES. WE HOPE UBB GOES ON WITH THIS KING BLOGS WHEN THE TIME COMES. NO!!! MONTY BROWNS UP NEXT? IS HE NOT DOING WELL THESE DAYS? WE HAVENT HEARD A WORD! HE'S OUR ENERGIZER BUNNY AND CANNOT LEAVE US. BUT HE HAS WORKED SO HARD TO STAY REASONABLY HEALTHY FOR SO LONG THAT WHEN HE GETS TIRED I GUESS WE HAVE TO RESPECT HIS "DECISION". EVEN IF WE DONT LIKE IT! OH YES! A POPEMOBUBBLE!!! TO KEEP MONTY SAFE AND SOUND AND GERMS AWAY! WE CAN MAKE IT BIG ENOUGH FOR 6 FRIENDS OR SO AT A TIME SO HE WONT GET LONELY. MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO COME STAY ON THE PINTO FOR AWHILE WHERE NO GERMS LURK?

WELL, MY MOM IS ALL THE TIME GETTING AN IDEA IN HER PUNKIN HEAD, JUMPS UP TO DO SOMETHING ELSE, THEN GETS SIDETRACKED WITH SOMETHINGS AND AND SO ON AND SO ON. THEN SHE FORGET WHAT SHE WAS DOING IN THE FIRST PLACE! WANT SOME HELP SHINING UP YOUR MALLOW BIKE? I CAN GRAB THAT SHAMOIS AND POLISH UP THE CHROME TIL IT SPARKLES IN THE SUN. SUN? WHAT SUN? WE GOT NO SUN TODAY! WELL MOJ, IM GONNA GO PUT MOM BACK ON THE COUCH WITH HER SOUP. MAN THAT STUFF TASTES GOOD AFTER NO FOOD IN TWO DAYS! SHE MIGHT ATTEMP SOME BUGLES AND JUST GUM THEM TIL THEY ARE SOGGY!! I BROUGHT US SOME TOOTSIE POP MOONPIES AND 7-UP ICE CREME FLOATS! HAVE A GREAT EVENING MJ! CAN YOU TELL A.SMOKEY THAT PAWPAW WILL BE PRESENTLY? THANKS!! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

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05/23/2015 04:43.57 PM Report This Comment
A moment of silence... 5-23-15
By now UBB has taken his place among the stars. Farewell, fellow golfer and co-founder of Catty Shack. May all your putts be straight and level from now on.

True to his name, Luvbug(45/9) sends love to UBB and his mom. And for GTt and PD Budd, lucky pennies to make a wish. Don't make wishes in the hazard! ... Mallow(54/9) won't be tossing any pennies anywhere to make a wish. Well, at least not Canadian pennies. I think we can find a few loose U.S. ones in the couch cushions for you ... Sandy (45/9) blows onto the links frost free! Yay!

Mimi(60/6) thinks she can scrape together enough pennies to make dollars. Good luck with that ... Tucker(32/5). Wait. Did I read that right? 32?? Um, maybe you better scooch in next to those charbroiled chipmunks ... And Bee Gee(59/14) is feeling sluggish. Turtle-ish. Same kinda thing.

Okay, how "jazzy" were your putts?
1st - Tucker, with his freezing little jazz number, 5.
2nd - Mimi and her "dollars from pennies" fantasy, 6.
3rd - All tied up on the third place podium, Luvbug, Mallow, and Sandy, 9.

All alone in the cart barn hugging the still is down-in-the-dumps Bee Gee, dragging her stumpy tail behind her.

~~~~Toby~~~~
With a heavy heart
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05/23/2015 11:35.59 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
WELL MOM DID IT AGAIN. WROTE HALF YOUR BLOG THEN WE WENT ALL X-FILES! AND NOT ONLY THAT, SHE DONE FORGOT TO PUT UP MY "HAPPY FRIDAY" PROFILE PIC. IT'S UP NOW WITH ME & MAX AND TWO BEAUTIFUL BENGAL TIGERS! CHECK IT OUT! WE WERE AFRAID TO GO OVER TO CMR THIS MORNING BUT GUESS NO MEWS IS GOOD MEWS. WE SAW HOT RODS MOM VAL POST A BLOG ON FB, SO IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, WE'LL KNOW ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

IN THE MEANTIME A SHORTER PEP TALK FOR OUR UBB AND A VOTE. I SURE HOPE YOUR STORY HELPS HIM REALIZE THERE JUST MIGHT BE HOPE AND MAYBE THE DOC HASN'T EXPLORED ALL OPTIONS. IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO LEARN MY OTHERS EXPERIENCES, RIGHT? NAH MOM ACTUALLY GOT UP EARLY AT 7AM. SEEMS SHE HAS A COLD IN HER RIGHT EYE AND IT'S STILL ALL RUNNY, RED, ITCHY AND SWOLLEN UP. HARD TO SEE, BUT THAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES!

I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE MOJ LEADING THE HAIRBALLZ ON MY PAGE AND FOR THE NICE ESCORT. AND SHE IS TAKING ZIPPY ALONG. WHATTA SMALL WORLD IT IS THAT THE RETIRED OLD VET WAS THE SAME ONE THAT WAS EVIE'S DOC! A GOOD VET IS HARD TO FIND AND A GREAT VET IS GOOD AS GOLD!! I JUST HOPE UBB'S MOM DOESN'T THROW IN THE TOWL TOO SOON. I KNOW SHE ISN'T ROLLING IN THE MONEY BUT MAYBE WE CAN ALL HELP? OH GEE NO! NOTHING EVERY DISRESPECTFUL TO GIVE A SICK KITTY SOME LAUGHS AND YUKS! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. IT'S A PROVEN FACT!

OH GOSH MJ! YOU'RE A DOLL FOR SPRINKLINE ANGEL DUST MOM MOM THIS MORNING. I HAVE BEEN SPRINKLING IT ON HER ALL NIGHT. SHE DREAMED SHE WOKE UP AND IT WAS SNOWING! THEN SHE DIDN'T REALIZE FOR A COUPLE HOURS THAT THE KID MOWED HER LAWN YESTERDAY! IT WAS GETTING LONG AND SHAGGY AND TODAY, NICE AND TRIMMED. HOW COULD SHE NOT NOTICE. I GUESS HER GOOFINESS HAD BEEN DOMINATING HER MIND ALL WEEK. SHE GOT OUR BIG BAGS OF DRY FOOD IN HERE FROM THE CAR AND FILLED THE CATBOXES SO SHE DONT HAVE TO DO IT LATER. BUT BUMMMER....TOMORROW IS VACUUM DAY!

OK GOT MOM BY THE PAW AND WE ARE COMING OVER BEFORE SHE HEADS OFF TO THE DENTIST FOR SOME OF THAT BELUGA CAVIAR AND PINK CAT PERIGNON BUBBLY! OVER THE LIPS, PAST THE GUMS, TEETH STILL THER BUT HERE IT COMES! SHE MIGHT NEED MORE PINK BUBBLY UPON HER RETURN HOME! WELL MJ, GOTTA GO GET MOM READY TO GO! WE'LL LETCHA KNOW WHAT GOES ON TODAY WITH THAT AND THE ULTRASOUND. I BROUGHT YOU SOME SALT WATER TAFFY MOONPIES AND PAPAYA KING FROM CONEY ISLAND! HAVE A GREAT DAY! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

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05/22/2015 10:45.21 AM Report This Comment
Long Drive Day
Two wonderful,glorious days in a row with the Stevester.No,this isn't a recurring nightmare,I'm simply filling in for the Budd's today,you can all stop running away.Now let me see how I can severely screw up this recap. Thanks goodness there is no adding or subtracting.

Luvbug (48) is on his turn before you burn campaign today with no fry day. Someone to watch over us,I'm touched. No,I didn't say for any of you TO touch me. Can't touch this.

Mallow (58) is back in black as the dark angel today. Goth,the look becomes you.

GTt (40) is forming an all girl band. Do you take requests? How about "I Kissed a Squirrel,and I Liked It"?

Mudcat (54) OMG-she brought the Squirrel Supreme for Engine today. I see bite marks out of it,where did THOSE come from? Hmmmm???? She brings her diversified family with her to join in the feast.

Tuck and Dot (45) go on sparrow patrol. I don't think luring them in with your Heinicat is an approved method of birding,but when do we ever do what is "approved".

Me! See how late I'm running today? You never even noticed,did you! I score a 45,and still checking all body parts to make sure the rapture didn't take anything. I really think we should all be insulted we were turned down.

BG (62) comes in doing the walk of shame,still in last nights rapture pawty goth gear.

And...is that all??? Maybe the rapture done took Ana/Sandy.Nope,there they are with a 54.

Scores! My paws are sweaty,I know I'm going to get this wrong....

1st:BG 62
2nd: Mallow 58
3rd: Mudcat and Ana 54

Cart barn duties(I hate to do this to you,its ALL BG's fault) is GTt with 40. There! I think I did it right,if not,that is also BG's fault :)

XOXO~S~

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05/22/2015 10:13.20 AM Report This Comment
Dear Mallow and Fellow Riders,
I am so sorry I am late with my thank you for your wonderful performance you did for my mom! SHE LOVED IT!! However,I don't think she well be doing any wheelies with y'all any time soon....so far the only 'stunt' she can do is running over her own paw,ER,foot,hehe! Ride on,Hairbalz!!

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05/22/2015 08:06.41 AM Report This Comment
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to do a full body search (oh God....) ,and search your lunchbox for any "illegal" fruits and veggies. Its Canadian Immigrants day! Why,we just cannot let you across the border carrying the illegal nectarine now,cans we?? We don't care what else you smuggle over in your wings,or "wherever" you hide things these days,we just care about illegal fruit.Wait,maybe I am supposed to immigrate to Canada...maybe that it! Bummer,I never did learn all the words to "Oh Canada". Send bail money,I'll be sitting in the immigration office entertaining the kind officers with my musical toot til you get here.

XOXO~S~

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05/22/2015 04:35.16 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART ONZE!
HEY GIRL! OH THANKS! THIS GIRL IS "YOU GO GIRL!" I JUST HAD TO GIVE UBB ANOTHER TWO PART BIG FAT NON-LECTURE, BUT RATHER A PEP TALK TO JUST HANG IN AND NEVER GIVE UP TIL THE FAT LADY SING. I SURE WISH IT WOULD HELP CUZ I JUST READ CMR AND FROM HIS MOMS POV, DOESNT LOOK TOO GOOD. I KNOW IT GETS HERE DOWN BUT PAWSITIVE THOUGHT DO RUB OFF ON US!! AND DONT WE KNOW HOW THAT WENT WITH OUR MOMS! JUST TAKE IT DAY BY DAY AND NOT PLAN ANYTHING EXTREME FOR TOMORROW. WE ARE JUST SCARED TO EVEN GO TO CMR IN THE MORNING ANYMORE.

BUT YOU AND ME AND THE OTHERS WILL KEEP HIM LAUGHING AND IN GOOD HUMOR AND WHO KNOWS? HE MAY REBOUND! MY MOM HAD THOUGHT WAY AHEAD OF TIME THAT THE BACKYARD WAS FULL UP AND WHEN MY TIME CAME, WE WOULD GO THE CREMATION ROUTE. MUCH EASIER AND NICER TO BE HERE IN THE HOUSE. AQ SAKURA CAME HOME IN HER BOX YESTERDAY. GEE MJ, IF YOU TUMOR WAS IN A WORSER SPOT THAT UBB'S MAYBE HE CAN PULL THROUGH. WE ARE ETERNAL OPTIMISTS AND JUST KEEP OUR PAWS CROSSED.

OH NOW, "YOU" GO GIRL! TAKING HIM SOME HOOCH FROM THE STILL WILL SURELY MAKE HIM FEEL NO PAIN AND MAKE HIM SILLY AND GIGGLY. ALL OUR TONS OF ANGEL DUST....PLEASE WORK!!! IM REALLY GLAD UBB GOT STARTED ON HIS CATPAIGN SO OTHERS WHO DIDNT KNOW HIM AND THE BUDDS COULD GET TO KNOW HIS FAMILY. WE'VE KNOWN THEM FOR SOME TIME AND ALWAYS INVITE THEM TO THE FULL MOON PAWTIES AND JUST TO COME TO THE PINTO. BUT WE DONT KNOW THEM LIKE WE KNOW YOUR FAMILY. IM GLAD HE'S GETTING HIS DUE AND HOPE HIS MOM CAN KEEP UP WHEN SHE FEELS UP TO IT.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/21/2015 07:58.37 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW....PART DOS!
NOW IT'S MORE IMPAWTENT TO TEND TO UBB. ON CMR I SAW THAT SHE SENT HOT RODS MOM A BLOG AND SHE POSTED THAT. OF COURSE WE WILL BE OVER EVERY MORNING WITH OUR PEP TALK AND ATTA BOY, MOONPIES AND COCKTAILS! MOM GOT HER BLOOD WORK STUFF IN THE MAIL TODAY. EVERYTHING IS PRETTY OKAY BUT HER LIVER LEVELS. NOT SURE HOW HIGH IS "HIGH" BUT SOME PRETTY HIGH. AND A FEW LOW THINGS LIKE PROTEIN. HER LIVER DOESNT ABSORB PROTEIN. COULD THAT MAKE HER SO TIRED I WONDER? MOM GOOGLED AND IT CAN CAUSE FATIGUE BUT ALSO CRABBINESS WHICH MOM IS NEVER! AND WEAKNESS. SHE'S NOT WEAK. HER MUSCLE TONE IS FINE, BUT THE LOW PROTEIN DOES MAKE FOR LEG AND FEET CRAMPS SO GUESS THAT MUST BE THE MAGIC ANSWER! BUT WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO? I GUESS NADA!

I KNOW! CHICKEN LIVERS!! THEY ARE HIGH IN PROTEIN BUT KINDA MOOT IF MOM DONT ABSORB THE STUFF. SHE LOVES EATING THEM, THOUGH. MOM ASKED THE ULTRASOUND LADY IF SHE SAW ANYTHING FUNKY IN THERE, BUT SHE COULDN'T TELL HER, CUZ SHE AINT A DOC. MOM WILL CALL TOMORROW TO GET THE GOODS. IF SHE REMEMBERS. MAYBE THEY'LL CALL HER.

WHEN MA GETS HOME TOMORROW, LET'S HAUL HER BUM DOWN TO THE PINTO, FEED HER THE LIVER, GRAVY AND ONIONS AND ENTERTAIN HER WITH THAT FUN SONG YOU SING "65 CANS OF FRISKIES ON THE WALL!" IT'S GOING DOWN FAST THOUGH. THOSE CRAZY BUTLERS, THEY SCOOP THEIR CRUNCHIES OUTTA THE BOWL AND THEY END UP IN THE FRISKIES DISH OR ALL OVER THE FLOOR! WHATEVER WILL WE DO WITH THEM? OH YEAH, MOMS AN EASY MARK. SHE'LL FORGET SHE EVER BOUGHT US THE 65 CANS OF FRISKIES ON THE WALL AND GO OUT AND BUY 65 MORE! AUNTIE SUSIE SAID SHE'LL RUN ERANDS IF SHE NEEDS.

WELL MJ, GOTTA RUN! IT WAS GHOST TOWN CITY HERE TIL ABOUT NOON, THEN MOM WAS DOING HER DAYTIME SHOWS AND EMAILS, AND A CATNAP. I BROUGHT SOME BELUGA CAVIAR MOONPIES AND CAT PERIGNON PINK TO TOAST TO MOMS SOON TO BE GONE CHOPPER!! HAVE A GREAT EVENING MJ! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/21/2015 07:57.54 PM Report This Comment
5-21 recap
A BIG group rally for our own golfer extraordinaire UBB! Things are a little quiet around here without you. Now,on to the less mushy stuff-memo,day,I need a patch for that day,waiter and waitress day,day without shoes,strawberries and cream,and rapture pawty!!! Nothing like a good 'ol rapture to bring out the best in us,and get things cranked up.

Luvbug (47) leaves a memo about his memo in hopes of remembering what the first memo was about.

Mallow (57) brings her holy cow to make holy cream for the strawberries.

I score a less than a nice 44. I DO hope the rapture is a whole lot warmer.

GTt (37) puts in (not putts in) a show as temporary replacement for UBB during closet time. Great to hear he is getting his grump back.

Mudcat (64) has the waitress with the mostest who can carry 7 dinner plates balanced on her head,and gives service with a smile. Maybe that's a grimace.

Engine (60) better a day late than never! Absence makes our stomachs grow fonder (and thinner. Everyone rushes to the Mousemobile for curried crickets and loin of ladybug(take 10,their small).

Tuck and Dot (45) tip their clubs,and their steins to drinking buddy UBB. If that don't cure what ails him,nothing will.

And BG(60) although VERY busy trying to delete me form her life (can't be done-even YOU cannot do that) she still manages to memo her demands with the higher ups-mom.

Ack! We have a late comer after I typed this up!!!!Haley scores a matching 44 to my 44.

Scores!

1st: GTt with 37
2nd: ME and Haley with 44
3rd: Tuck and Dot with 45

Losers:Mudcat with 64,and her helpers Engine and BG with 60

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

05/21/2015 01:10.30 PM Report This Comment
La,la,la,la,laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me,me,me,me,meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I like that-me,me,me stuff. I'm loosening up the tongue you know.

Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture
Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Its rapture day! Why NOT start with THE original rap song. OK,so maybe I get a little lost with the and you get in your car and you drive real far.And you drive all night and then you see a light part of the song. I'm a little worried about this,just a little. I can't go out of this world wearing any old thing,I have to look fabulous! What color best brings out my lovely eyes,and shows off my funny little pout the best?

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

05/21/2015 12:43.37 AM Report This Comment
OH SHI......SHOOT MALLOW!!! PART UNO!
OH GOOFBALL MOM LEFT YOUR BLOG OVER ON PIGGY & SNEAKERS PAGE? I TELL YA THAT OL' BAT IS LOSING IT BIG TIME!! OH SAY IT AINT SO!!! NOT OUR UBB HIDING IN THE CLOSET, NOT EATING HIS TREATS AND FOOD!!! THIS JUST CANNOT BE HAPPENING SO I JUST HAD TO GO LEAVE A MEGA LONG PEP TALK BLOG TELLING HIM TO NEVER GIVE UP AND THOSE MEDS WILL SURELY START TO KICK IN IN A DAY OR TWO. I TOLD HIM YOU AND I, PURRTNERS IN CRIME THAT WE ARE, ARE THERE TO PUMP....YOU....UP! THAT'S RIGHT! HANZ & FRANZ WILL PUMP YOU UP, WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE! HE'LL BE CHASING THE BUTLERS AND US BEFORE HE KNOWS WHAT HIT HIM!!! AND FOR HIM TO KEEP A PAWSTIVE OPAWTIMISTIC OUTLOOK AND DONT GET GLUM CHUM.

WE SURE DID DUMP A COUPLE GOODYEAR BLIMP FULS OF ANGEL DUST ALL OVER HIMS AND TOOK HIM MOONPIES FOR DAYS AND CHICKEN & STARS SOUP SHOULD HE FEEL LIKE EATING. I TOOK HIM A SNUGGIE YESTERDAY AND WE JUST TUCKED HIM IN NOW AND TURNED ON HIS TV. TOLD HIM PD AND GTT WILL WAIT ON HIM HAND AND PAW. JUST RELAX TIL THOSE MEDS KICK IN. I PUT ON REN & STIMPY TAPES FOR HIM, AND POPPY CAT, GARFIELD AND CATSCRATCH. I EVERY CONFIDENCE HE WILL BE LIKE THE GREAT MONTY BROWN AND RISE ABOVE THIS IN TIME.

DO YOU THINK THEY CAN DO A TRACHEOTOMY ON A KITTY SO HE CAN BREATH TIL THE TUMOR SHRINKS? IF WE DOES FOR SOME FREAK REASON HAVE TO COME HERE, I TOLD HIM WE WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM, BUT REALLY, WE ARE FULL UP SO JUST CONCENTRATE ON GETTING BETTER. THIS IS JUST SO NOT FAIR THAT HE DOESN'T FEEL UP TO SNUFF AND HIDING IN MOMS CLOSET, BUT JUST GLAD HE HAS PD AND GTT TO TEND TO HIS NEEDS.I KNOW HE SAID THEY ARE POOR AND CAN'T AFFORD ELECTRIC AND STUFF, BUT MAYBE CAN CAN TAKE UP A "KICKSTARTER FUND" OR A FB/CC FUND FOR HIM. IF EVERYONE CHIPPED IN $5.00 THAT WOULD HELP. WE CANT ASK FOR THAT HERE, BUT IM JUST MENTIONING THIS TO YOU, CUZ REALLY, WHO'D BE SNOOPING ON OUR PAGE?

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/20/2015 02:03.49 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
OK ONTO FUNNER THINGS. FUNNER? UH HUH...FUN CITY! MOM WENT TO THE DOCS OFFICE. THEY HAVE TWO IN TOWN AND OF COURSE SHE WENT TO THE WRONG ONE. NOT THE FIRST TIME THATS HAPPENED, SO GOT TO THE OTHER AND THEY SPENT ABOUT 40 MINUTES ON THE ULTRASOUND. CHECK OUT PANCREAS, KIDNESY (YES SHE HAS BOTH), LIVER, BILE DUCTS, WHATS' LEFT OF HER STOMACH AND ANYTHING ELSE LURKING IN THERE. SHE SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING BY FRIDAY. BUT SHE MIGHT BE A BIT LOOPY CUZ THE DENTIST WILL GAS HER UP AND THEN COMES THE PAIN PILLS.

SHE GOT HER BILLS PAID AND WALMART SHE GOT US 65 CANS OF FRISKIES AND KITTY LITTER, JELLO, YOGURT AND SOFT STUFF FOR THE SOON TO BE TOOTHLESS WONDER. I GUESS 65 CANS MIGHT LAST A WEEK OR SO. OH MJ!! I JUST AM CHOMPIN
AT THE BIT, WAITING TO SEE JEZEBELS PIX! I KNOW YOUR MOM DID A FAB JOB!! DIDYA SEE I HAVE A HAPPY WEDNESDAY FRAME? MOM CHANGED IT AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT. I HAVE ONE FOR THURSDAY AND FRIDAY TOO.

OK, LETS START COOKING! MOM STILL HAS TWO MORE DAYS TO EAT REGULAR FOOD BUT SHE IS FEELING KINDA BARFY TODAY AND SORTA OUT IN THE OZONE. SHE DID CAVE AND GOT A BIG BAG OF BUGLES, SOME FAKE CRAB AND SHE HAS BACON PIZZA AND CHEESY BREAD! LETS HELP HER EAT THAT WHILE SHE CAN. SHE'S ALSO BEEN INTO THE SALADS WITH THE FRIED ONION CRUMBLES SHE CAN KISS THOSE G'BYE IN A FEW DAYS. MAYBE.
ON CHICKEN LIVERS AND ONIONS SOUND SIMPLY SCRUMPTOUS AND THAT IS SOMETHING SHE EAT WHILE ON A SOFT DIET. THOSE LITTLE SUCKERS JUST MELT RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH!

YEP, GIRL, YOU ARE B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAD TO THE B-B-B-BONE! THE T-BONE! THE FUNNY BONE. THE CHICKEN BONE. THE TROMBONE! OK, LETS GO DIGGING IN THE FREEZE, FRIDGE AND CUPBOARDS AND SEE WHAT FRANKENFOODS WE CAN FIND! I BROUGHT US SOME ALMOND ROCA MOONPIES WITH ALMOND MILK FOR SNACKING! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/20/2015 02:01.10 PM Report This Comment
5/20/15 - Strawberry Fields Forever
Well no, actually the season is way too short. But we’re taking advantage today because it’s Pick Strawberries Day. Gather ye strawberries while ye may … or something like that.

Luvbug tells us that it’s also Weights and Measures Day. Think you can pick 46 (=10) lbs of strawberries today? Mallow’s going to try it the metric way, eh? She comes up with 55 (=10) kilograms of the juicy red berries. Steve, meanwhile, is steering clear of the strawberry field because he’s heard that 47 (=11) spiders have been sighted there. Just this morning. “♫ I don’t like spiders & snakes, and that ain’t what it takes … ♫”

Sandy is hitting the road early with a 52 (=7) and Mimi also avoids the strawberry fields since she might stain her pretty white socks. Then Mom would have to use 70 (=7) cups of detergent to get them clean. Tuck, on the other hand is looking on the bright side. He shoots a 44 (=8) and dives into the strawberry patch to get his lips good & stained. BeeGee finishes the day by using a strawberry to putt a 53 (=8) and then we adjourn to the clubhouse to enjoy strawberry shortcake with LOTS of whipped cream piled on top.

And the results are all-inclusive and extremely symmetrical:
1st: Sandy and Mimi, tied with 7
2nd: Tucker and BeeGee, tied with 8
3rd: Luvbug and Mallow, tied with 10
All alone out in left (strawberry) field is Steve with an 11.

We notice that our friend UBB is absent from the links today and we send purrs for him, along with a tempting chunk of strawberry shortcake which we hope will wake up his appetite. It’s also Be a Millionaire Day, and we take this opportunity to realize how rich we are in friendship.

Your Guest Common (red-stained) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Events~vote Uncle Buddy Budd #189993 in May, A.Jezebel~Welcome MerryBelle, Pushkin, Sakura, UBB, K Mike ♥ Q. Lady Dolly, Mojo Blackbear ~ sittin' pretty!, A. Mallow ♥ O.J. ~ Watchin' the playoffs!, Angel Smokey ~ A. PawPaw caught my ♥ & Evie ♥ A. Shai.

05/20/2015 01:40.25 PM Report This Comment
They never let poor Stevie
Play in any backyard games. Then one foggy memorial Day eve,Gma came to say....Stevie with your tail so short,won't ya stir my drink tonight. Then all the kitties loved him,as they shouted out with glee,Stevie the stump tailed kitty,you'll go down in history! I know,I got carried away there. Its backyard games week! Ya know,all the classics must come out. Croquet (watch the mallets),lawn Jarts(that'll leave a mark),volleyball (takes the polish right off my claws) and kickball (ouch). I can hardly wait!

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

05/20/2015 12:36.46 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
NO WAY WILL WE ALLOW MOM TO SIT ON THE FLOOR ANYWHERE NEAR A LITTER BOX. BACK THEN OUR BOX WAS IN THE KITCHEN AND THAT'S JUST WHERE SHE FOUND HERSELF. SHE WAS GIGGLING LIKE A LOON AND HAVING A GAY OL' TIME! WE CERTAINLY DONT WANNA EMBARRASS OUR QUEEN SAKURA!! SO MOM WILL POLITELY WEAR HER ROCOCO LAMP SHADE WITH THE CRESTIE EMBLEM AND BEHAVE HERSELF. YOU CAN HELP ME PICK OUT A NICE LAMPSHADE FOR HER? LET'S SURPRISE HER WITH SOMETHING CLASSY, LIKE MAYBE FROM GAY PUREE?

OH HEY MJ! THANKS FOR THE DEWCLAWS UP ON THE TUESDAY FRAME! MOM GOT MONDAYS YESTERDAY JUST FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT, THEN LATE LAST NIGHT SHE GOT INDUSTRIOUS AND MADE A FRAME FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK! BRILLIANT, NO? SHE WILL CHANGE THEM AT MIDNIGHT. OH I GOT #4400 FOR OLIVER ON MODERN CAT TODAY! YIPPEE!

OH HEE HEE!! A.JEZEBEL IN THE BIFFY! YOUR MOM SURE IS SMART TO BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT THE TRIPOD AND ENLARGING AND CROPPING STUFF!! CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT! SHE DOES KNOW HER MAGIC, HUH? OH DUH, READING FURTHER I SEE YOU SAW THAT I GOT WENDY YESTERDAY AND OLIVER TODAY!! IM ON A ROLL I TELL YA! OH DUH, NO I READ A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN AND SEE YOU JUST SAID THE SAME THING! IM PSYCHO...,ER PSYCHO I TELL YA!! MOMS BEEN GETTING ON TWICE A DAY SO FAR ALL WEEK. YAY MOM!

MOM GOT ALL MY BLOGS DONE TODAY, AND ZIPPY AND PAWPAW AND HER EMAILS. WELL SPEAKING OF SURRENDING, I GOTTA SURRENDER THIS HER PUTER TO ZIPPY CUZ I SEE THE MOJ HAS BEEN BY! I BROUGHT SOME RED TWINKIE VELVET MOONPIES WITH RED ZINGER RUM TEA! HAVE A SUPER FUN DAY! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/19/2015 04:29.43 PM Report This Comment
Boys and Girls Club Day! 5-19-15
Well, we have some boys. AND we have some girls. Hey, we have a club! Did you all bring your membership cards? If not, I'll bet we can print you one up really quick. Luvbug(44) thinks we should volunteer to be helpful somewhere. Luvbug, you DO realize who you're talking to here, right?

Oh now, Mallow(56) sounds like she's in the girl's club spirit. As long as the 'spirit' we're referring to is Beelzebub, and we're selling devil's food cake at a fund raiser! ... Steve(65) is all about sunshine and lollipops today. Orange ones, no doubt. No Steve, Death Ray Day isn't until sometime in August.

The Angels(62) are here, maybe to help Mallow with that bake sale? Just to level the playing field, you understand ... Mimi(72) is inventing a new club dance, incorporating her backyard moles and a pole. We'll call it the May Ray Mole Pole Boogie ... Tucker(66) is turning mole hills into mountains. Good thing cake makes everything better, Mr. Little Ray of Sunshine.

Engine(68) is ready to cater the bake sale! Just make room for some of those yummy looking rabbit rolls and mashed moles. Whattya mean, those are just for the help?? Okay, I'll settle for a snapping turtle shooter ... And Bee Gee(59) is all into volunteering - to furnish the Easy Bake oven for the Bake-a-Mole recipe contest!

Nice humid day on the links today. Did you all go long?
1st - Mimi, 72. No sweat in the mole tunnels today.
2nd - Engine, 68. You can have all the leftover moles from the Easy Bake contest!
3rd - Tucker, 66. Mr. Ray Day summer bummer baby buggy bumpers.

And who is in the steamy still of the cart barn? Why, if it's not Mr. "Help By Donating Your Time". Luvbug just volunteered to stir the corn mash!

~~~~~Toby~~~~~
Three cheers for Luvbug!
I think everything's accounted for now. :-)
`

Come visit me, THE BOYS ~, DARN BEE GEE ~, CATTY SHACK ~ & THE GIRLS ~.

05/19/2015 02:26.29 PM Report This Comment
Did you make this?
Is it yours? I don't see your name on it anywhere. If its not labeled,its free for me! Seeing its devils food cake,I thought someone was trying to lure you in,like a trap. I'll save you Weeds! No,no,really,I must do it,for humanity,for the cat world,for the world! I MUST eat the yummy chocolate cake and save the world. Hey,I kind of like this gig. Why can't it be cold milk day too?

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~ K.Steve~ Offline on weekends & ~Sir Ernie ~ Offline on weekends.

05/19/2015 12:30.32 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW WHIP.....PART UNO!
AND A HAPPY HIDEE HO MONDAY TO YOU! I KNOW, ONE DAY IS LIKE THE LAST AND THE NEXT, BUT MOM MADE ME HAPPY MONDAY, TUES, WED, THURS AND FRIDAY IMIKIMI'S TODAY! ISNT THAT SWELL? AND SHE CAN JUST SWITCH THEM UP EVERY DAY FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT TIL THE NEXT FUN HOLIDAY OR FULL MOON ROLLS AROUND. IS NEXT WEEK VICTORIAS 3 DAY WEEKEND? WE SOMETIMES HAVE OUR WED TRASH PICKUP CHANGED TO THURSDAY IF THE HOLIDAY IS MONDAY.

OH WAIT!! WAS THIS PAST WEEKEND VICTORIA WEEKEND AND TODAYS THE LAST DAY? IM SO CONFUSED!!! AW HECK, MOM IS ALWAYS LOOPY SO MAYBE SHE'LL BE MAKING SOME FUNNY MISTAKES BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE AND ALL! IT WILL MAKE FOR SOME FUN STUFF TO POKE FUN AT HER. HERE SHE ISN'T EVEN IN THE LOOP ZONE BUT WENT TO WATCH DR.PHIL AT 3PM TODAY, FELL ASLEEP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THE NEXT THING YA KNOW...IT'S AFTER 7PM!!! GOOD THING SHE PUTS HER FAVORITE SHOWS ON RECORD. WOW A 3 1/2 HR NAP? WHAT'S WITH THAT? IM JUST GLAD SHE GOT ALL OUR BLOGS AND HER EMAILS DONE BEFORE HAND.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME PICK OUT A FUN ROCOCO LAMPSHAPE FROM THE ROARING 20'S FOR MOMS LOOPY MEMORIAL DAY HEAD? YOU KNOW, THE KIND MADE OF SILK WITH FRINGE ON THE BOTTOM? MAYBE A NICE MAUVE COLOR WITH PURPLE FLOWERS? WE CAN DRESS HER UP LIKE A CAT AND SHE'LL HAVE A GOOD OL' TIME! ONE TIME SHE GOT THESE SLEEPING PILL THAT GAVE HER AMNESIA. SHE ENDED UP TAKING 9 OF THEM CUZ SHE FORGOT SHE JUST TOOK ONE. HER FRIEND FOUND HER SITTING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR, FLINGING KITTY LITTER ALL OVER THE PLACE! SEE, SHE *IS* PART KITTY! SUCH A GOOFBALL!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, A.ELMIE TOGETHER WITH MY A.POUNCER 3-9-15 ♥, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE/MAX**VOTE UNCLE BUDDY BUDD #189993 MAY COTM, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, ANGEL PAWPAW~~THANX FOR MY 3RD ACOTD 4-7-15**** & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

05/18/2015 08:50.52 PM Report This Comment
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