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Siberian from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/BC/Aldergrove/club-members.aspx' title='Aldergrove, BC'>Aldergrove, BC</a>

Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!

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Hi! My name is Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!

I am a Siberian from Aldergrove, BC

Nicknames: My family called me Mighty Mallow, and many Monarchs have bestowed special names on me as well. I answer to "Zefir" (Russian for "Marshmallow", courtesy of K. Bennie), "Mallow Whip" (Because I will not tone it down! Thanks, Angel Q. Gracie), "Weeds" and "Thumbtack" (courtesy of K. Steve).

~ I found out that “mallow” is a family of flowers that includes Hibiscus, Rose of Sharon and best of all, the wild swamp rose. ~

** Mallow: proud to be the pointy thumbtack on the throne of Kings **

Age: 11 years old

Gender: F

Coat: long haired

Education: I went from being afraid of other cats to being able to boss two much bigger housemates around. When the Queen muttered, they would move!
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♦ Completed all five levels of Cat College Dec 2009 - June 2011
♦ Camp Kitty camper - summer 2010
♦ Dame of the Realm - Aug 31, 2011. Thank you, King Sparky!
♦ Received her Wings from Cherish, Dame of the Air, and became one of the Royal Pilots August 26, 2011. Rotary Wing (helicopter) rating Mar 9, 2013
♦ Member of Zoe Monique's Hairballz Rainbow Riders since their founding December 15, 2011 - Hairballz were designated "Heralds of Happiness" by King Bennie August 31, 2012
♦ Dungeon Mistress & Court Jester to King Bennie; named Countess of Comedy - August 2012
♦ Court Jester to King Pushkin, October 2013
♦ Guardian Angel to K. Bennie - Jan 20, 2014
♦ Court Jester to King Spanky Jack, August 2014

COTD Nov 4, 2011 -- Stunned and grateful!
COTD Feb 28, 2013
ACOTD - March 1, 2014
ACOTD - March 2, 2015
ACOTD - March 2, 2016

CROTD Nov 3, 2011 -- Surprise!
CROTD Dec 3, 2012

☆ COTM February 2016 - now I REALLY rule! ☆
** CROTM February 2016 **

Catster moments:
Diary of the Day - March 21, 2014
Kewlest Catster Kitties Group COTM - May 2014
Cat's Den Denmaster of the Month - Jan 2015
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Engaged to Sir Oscar Jon #257588 June 20, 2013
Married to Sir Oscar Jon July 30, 2013
"Love knows no boundaries ..."
~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~ ♥ ~
**Plays for Kitty Avalanche mouse hockey team**
Inducted into MHL Hall of Fame June 21, 2013, just a few hours before I crossed the Rainbow Bridge

"Inductee number five represents the Kitty Avalanche. She is a great hockey player and has left her mark on the MHL in a short period of time. Please welcome inductee number five, Mallow, #161233"

June 27, 2014 received the Angel King Sparky Award for Top Defensive Forward in the 2013 - 2014 season

July 1, 2016 received the MHL Commissioners Award for Outstanding Contributions to the 2015 - 2016 MHL season
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Vote 100 - Cherish - 8/25/11
Vote 500 - Carly Knight - 11/3/11
Vote 1000 - Bennie - 1/23/12
Vote 5000 - Sausha Knight & the GPC - 7/27/13
Vote 10,000 - Q. Lily - 12/24/14
Vote 11,000 - P.D. Budd - 4/24/15
Vote 12,000 - Quincy - 12/28/15
Vote 13,000 - K. Rhoamin Knight - 1/26/16
Vote 14,000 - Q. A. Wendy - 2/28/16
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My favorite tricks and treats are: I could fly even before I became an Angel! I was very small, but I could jump onto a 5 foot fence with no trouble at all. I could race up the stairs and fly across the living room to land on the couch with only one bounce off the chair in the middle of the room. Extra fun when a human was sitting on the chair or couch (giggle)! I also liked to race up & down the willow tree in the front yard, just to show off to Mike if I saw him looking out the window. One time Mom saw me walking along the top bar of the neighbours' chain link fence. She followed me for two weeks with a camera trying to get video, but I never let her see me do it again ~ and I loved Feline Greenies, Temptations and tuna flakes. I always appeared out of nowhere to mooch when anyone was eating chicken or nacho chips.

Where I hang out: I loved Big Bro Will's lap when he was on the computer or watching TV. I used his soft top convertible in the carport as a great big kitty hammock and I loved my cozy sleeping mat on top of the TV cabinet. Now that I've crossed the Bridge, when I’m not at my cabin in the woods I hang out in the treehouse O.J. built overlooking Mallowwood on Pinto Island, or in one of our many private hideaways (well, if I told you they wouldn't be private, now would they?).

My favorite grubs: Canned mush and Whiskas Sensations kibble

My pet peeves: When my people didn’t drop what they were doing to let me out the very second I asked, or when the other cats were sitting right where I wanted to be! I was the Queen, after all!

What I love about my owners: They loved me, appreciated all of my quirks and when after 7 happy active years with them I got a tumor that quickly took my strength away, they had my back. They took loving care of me and I was being held in Mom's arms on the night of June 21, 2013, when just a bit before 9 p.m. I saw the big almost-full moon through the living room window and something whispered "you can reach that". So like the independent adventurous girl I had always been, I took one last leap ... and landed at the gates of the Rainbow Bridge.

That's what a forever home is about, and I chose mine well!

My cat hobbies: Go outside and explore and hunt, or stay inside and just sleep & hang out. I also love to ride my Harley!

Pet motto: “ Born to be wed … ”

Angel Dame Mallow and Sir Oscar Jon
will be tying the big Eternity knot
on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
in the Rose Garden at the CC Castle (page #237624)

No live blogging, just drop in anytime to share in the ceremony and help us celebrate as we take the ride down the aisle into forever!

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How We Met

I had been picked up as a stray & was in the shelter for six weeks. Meanwhile, at the other end of town my future family was finally ready to welcome another cat into their lives after Angel Smokey. They went to the shelter thinking "anything but a gray one, because there will never be another Smokey!" Well, even though I'm gray, I kept following them with my big eyes, meowing "pick me, pick me", and they kept coming back to me. When the shelter lady said "would you like to hold her?" I held my breath. When Big Bro Joe declared “This cat has personality!” I knew for sure I had found my forever home!
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Born: May 30 (est), 2005
Adopted: May 30, 2006
Joined CC: December 2, 2009
Crossed the Rainbow Bridge: June 21, 2013
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Hey Mallow!
OF COURSE you and the Hairballz can ride your Harleys down the grand staircase any time you want. Hey if the Lily Pad isn't a fun place to be, what good is it to live in a palace, right? ~ Come visit me, ♦♦ Queen Lily ♦♦
(Hereby notarized sealed & filed this 13th day of November, 2012.)

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7.29 Lasgna & Lazy Tigers Day
Let's each raise a glass of Helium Heinekat to the tigers in the world -- with or without lipstick-- who struggle to stay in the world. And to our own golfing tigers: BeeGee and Steve. LuvBug just got here with his 60 after attending the second bash in a row for A. Sphnix.
A true lasagna lover, mallow piled her 61 plates then rolled over for a big nap. This is the day for it, mal.
Another lasagna lover, GTt fills 65 plates for herself, okay, she shares with Persey.
Tuck goes for the wings and the lasagna 68 times. Hey! Leave some for the rest of us, huh?

Thanks N-Gin for the unusual lasagna and that great Helium Heinekat. Your 76 is a kinda low score for you.
However, mimi pops over the top with her 81 and heads out for some surfing. Water sports are big on the west coast too with BG who ran 66 boat races without her tiger co-pilot who was too busy applying coats of lipstick. She took Ziggy instead.
Steve Rawrs in with 70 tiger scores. What is that shade of stick on his lips?
Prizes go to:
1st Surfing mimi 81
2nd NGin 76
3rd Steve, the Kissing Tiger 70
~~~ I remain your loyal non-golfing commentor, PD Budd. Stay cool cats.

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. Hot Days, Furlip File #2 Opened on youpet, a. PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & Persey, the Twink.

07/29/2016 05:27.53 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW! PART UNO!
HEY GIRL! AND HOW! WE ALWAYS DID LOVE THAT ULTRA COOL "EHHHH" FONZ IN HIS LEATHER JACKET, BIKE, GIRLS ALL OVER HIM. THE KING OF ALL THATS COOL! SO WHY IS IT THAT JUMPING THE SHARK MEANS THATS THE END OF WHATEVER IT IS THAT JUMPED THE SHARK? MOM REMEMBERS WATCHING THAT EPISODE AND SAW NOTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT IT. HE DID LOOK PRETTY CUTE IN HIS BOARD SHORTS, LEATHER JACKET, BIKER BOOTS AND GREAZY HAIR! EHHHHH!! HE WAS THE EPITOME OF COOL HOT DUDES BACK IN THE DAY!

WE HAVE 85* RIGHT NOW, GOING TO 89* BUT FEELS LIKE 79* RIGHT NOW. A LIGHT BREEZE BLOWING BY. YESTERDAY WE GOT 93* AND WHILE IT WAS A BIT TOASTY, NOT ANYTHING LIKE THAT PAST 2 SUMMERS. YOUR MOM HASN'T GONE TO LANGLEY YET? I THOUGHT SHE'D BE OVER AND DONE BY DONE. CANT SHE TAKE THE PUTT PUTT OR TO FAR AWAY? SURE HOPE BIG BRO WILL GETS HOME WITH HER CAR VERY SOON. I CAN SEE HOW SHE'D NOT FEEL THE SAFEST ON BUSY FREEWAY ON A TINY PUTT PUTT.

AND WHAT WITH THE WIND, SHE MIGHT GET A PEBBLE IN HER EYES OR SOMETHING. SO GUESS THE BUS'LL HAVE TO DO. BETTER THAN HITCHHIKING OF HOOFIN' IT. AND CARS TEND TO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO 2 WHEELED VEHICLES. WHAT??? NO CARHOP SERVICE? I GUESS THAT WAS KIND OF A DUMB QUESTION, SINCE MOM CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME SHE HAD A CAR HOPPIN' OVER TO TAKE HER ORDER, HON. IT'S BEEN AT LEAST 55 YRS!

OH I KNEW IT! A BURGER BUDDY! MOM STILL HAS TWO WHITE CASTLES LEFT IN THE FREEZER. IT'S BEEN IN THERE FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS. WHY, SHE USTA GO THROUGH A CARTON OF 16 IN JUST ABOUT TWO WEEKS. IM GLAD SHE HAD SOME YUCKS WITH LINDA AND A MOCHA AT TIMMYS. SHE HAS A SMART CAR? NOW, THOSE DONT SEEM LIKE THEY'D MAKE YA FEEL REALLY SAFE ON THE FREEWAY. THEY ARE SO CUTE AND MOM LOVES A SMALL CAR, BUT THEY ARE UBER SMALL! AND CUTE. OUR GEO METRO LOOKS LIKE A BIG BOAT NEXT TO A SMART CAR. OH BUMMER YOUR MOM DIDN'T GET TO BE BEHIND THE WHEEL. MAYBE NEXT TIME. DID SHE TAKE THE BUS TO MEET UP FOR LUNCH? WAIT! DIDN'T SHE HAVE HER OWN CAR?

TO BE CONTINUED....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/29/2016 12:46.48 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
SO THE CAMPERS ARE ALL HITTIN' THE ROAD NOW FOR THE 3 DAY HOLIDAY? GOSH BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE SCHOOL STARTS IN LESS THAN A MONTH. AND THAT CC IS STILL UP AND RUNNING. IM SO GLAD IT'S GONNA BE HERE FOR THE CORONATION. OH WATERMELON! MY HEART AND MOMS TUMMY ARE BEGGIN' FOR SOME WATERMELON! SHE HAD WATERMELON JELLO LAST WEEK WITH WATERMELON YOGURT AND WATERMELON POWDERED DRINK MIX FOR HER WATER. VERY SUMMERTIME YUMMY!

I THINK MOM WILL HAVE HER A WATERMELON BOTTLE OF WATER TODAY. SHE'S BEEN HAVING OUR BACKYARD BLACKBERRIES ON HER JELLO AND YOGURT AT NIGHT. SHE NEEDS TO GO PICK MORE BERRIES. SHE GOT ALL HER VEGGIES THE OTHER DAY, AND OUR CAT FOOD, DRY AND CANNED, SO SHE DONT HAVE TO GO OUT TODAY. SHE WENT TWO DAYS TO WALMART AND GOT EVERYTHING DONE THAT SHE NEEDED TO. SO TODAY IS JUST ONE LOAD OF LAUNDRY DAY AND KEEPING COOL IN THE LIVING ROOM!

WE SURE WILL BE PAWTYIN' OUR WHISKERS OFF THIS WEEKEND WHAT WITH YOUR ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW AND SHARKNADO 4 SUNDAY! DID YOUR MOM WATCH THE FINALE OF HOTEL HELL YET? WELL, MJ, GOTTA RUN BEFORE THE SUN SNEAKS IN HERE! I BROUGHT SOME TOOTIE FROOTIE OH ROOTIE MOONPIES WITH A NICE HAWAIIAN PUNCH! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/29/2016 12:46.16 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW~
THAR SHE BLOWS! LOOKIE WHAT THE BREEZE BLEW IN, WHY IT'S MJ! SO NICE THAT YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAFTA TAKE THE BUS YESTERDAY. WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW? DONT SHE HAVE TO BE SOMEPLACE? CAN SHE TAKE THE PUTT PUTT? SO YOU'RE IN THE ROASTING PAN TODAY, TOO, EH? WE GOT TO 92* BUT THE HUMIDITY IS NOT BAD, ONLY 26% AND IT'S 89* NOW. TOMORROW WILL START OUR COOL DOWN, IF YOU CAN CALL THE HIGH 80'S "COOL". AFTER THAT, DOWN TO THE 70'S WHICH IS MORE LIKE IT!

OH YAY! DID SHE HAVE SENIOR DAY AT BOSLEYS? MY MOM WENT YESTERDAY TO SENIOR WEDNESDAY AT TWO OF HER STORES. AT ONE SHE SPENT $29.00 AND SAVED $65.00! MY MOM SEEMS LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS PAYING SOME INSURANCE. THE CAR IN MAY/NOVEMBER AND HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE QUARTELY. OH BOY! HER AND HER GAL PAL LINDA WENT TO A&W? DID THEY HAVE CARHOP SERVICE AND ROOT BEER FLOATS? OR THE BUDDY BURGER?

OH HOW FUN FOR A HOT DAY! WHINING AT THE WINERY, SITTING OUTSIDE SIPPING THEM GRAPES! SO DID THEY HAVE A SNACK AT TIMMY'S LIKE A DONUT? GLAD THEY HAD A/C IN BOTH PLACES. IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE BUT IT DONT FEEL THAT HOT REALLY. OUR SECOND LOCUST TREE RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW IN HERE IS ONLY A COUPLE YEARS OLD BUT TALL AS THE HOUSE NOW AND BUSHY ENOUGH TO KEEP THE STRONG AFTERNOON SUN OUT. WE GET NICE BREEZES IN THAT WINDOW AND THE LIVING ROOM ONE, WHERE THE OTHER TREE IS. THEY ARE WEST FACING SO THANK GOODNESS FOR THE SHADE TREES!

LITTLE DEXTER IS LAYING IN THE WINDOW IN HERE. THE SCREEN PUFFS OUT WHERE HE LAYS AND IT'S LIKE A HAMMOCK! GOOD THING IT'S NAILED UP NICE AND TIGHT. I SURE HOPE YOUR MOM GETS THAT AUTO PARTS JOB. IT'S NAPA, RIGHT? SO B.C.DAY? IS THERE A PAWTY OR PARADE? OUR COUNTY FAIR STARTS TODAY WITH THE RODEO, RIDES AND FOOD BOOTH. IT IT WEREN'T SO CROWDED MOM MIGHT GO. BUT DAIRY QUEEN HAS FUNNEL CAKES SO MOM MIGHT GO THERE TO AVOID THE CROWDS.

YEP OHSU SAID THEY LIKE TO BE SPEEDY AND KEEP ON TOP OF THINGS. MOM THANKED THEM VERY MUCH AND SAID SHE HOPES NOT TO BE A THORN IN THEIR PAW. STILL WAITIN' ON THE LIVER ULTRASOUND. SO YOU AND OJ HAVE YOUR ANNIVERSARY ON SATURDAY AND SHARKNADO 4 ON SUNDAY! WHATTA WEEKEND! I WONDER IF THE CORONATION WILL BE ON SUNDAY OR MONDAY? YEAH! JUMP THAT SHARKNADO! WE'LL BUT A PUNCTURE PROOF VEST ON YA THAT NO SHARK COULD BITE THROUGH! BUT YOU'LL JUMP HIGHER THAN ANY SHARK CAN. YOU COULD BE JUST LIKE THE FONZ WHEN HE JUMPED THE SHARK IN HIS BOARD SHORTS AND LEATHER JACKET!

WELL MJ, IM GONNA BE WADDLING ALONG. TOO HOT IN HERE! I HAVE SOME COOL KEYLIME MOONPIES AND ICE COLD LIMEADE WITH CATP.MORGANS TOSSED IN FOR GOOD LUCK! STAY COOL, GIRL! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/28/2016 06:35.10 PM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
A moment to remember Angel Sphinx's crossing anniversary back in 2004 before we start flinging insults and scores please.

We're really gonna need a gone-ta-potty day with the chili dogs and chocolate milkshakes.There will be a LONG line to the litter boxes,and while standing in line,we can air our grievances,or whatever you think needs aired out. I (73) think something will need aired out with all the toots and squeaks,heavy on the squeaks if there is chili involved.

Luvbug has his paws full with lovin on the mom today,so we surely won't expect cart barn duty for him with his 59.

Mallow (62) has SO many grievances,she ran out of "secret",hidden storage space for them. Ya know the place-where you just know you won't forget where you put them,then promptly forget.

GTt (65) my kind of gal states she's full of beans. You get to be at the front of the litter box line with that.

Mudcat will be right behind you after eating 80 chili dogs and a case of Heinicat. What has gotten into your girls today!

Tuck (74)is going for the comatose effect with a case of Heinicat,and a share of Mudcat's buffalo. Thats no bull :)

BG challenges me to a toot-off. Amateur,even your 63 bottles of Heinicat won't help you.

Engine (78) brings us food and fun with layered ladybugs with lice,and chili dogs with extra toot.Too good an offer to pass up.

Scores:
1st with 59 Luvbug
2nd with 62 Mallow
3rd with 63 BG

Losers:Mudcat with 80,and Engine with 78

XOXO~S~

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/28/2016 01:11.20 PM Report This Comment
hello a.mallow and family
oh my we are so honored and so happy that you all have made our day and your friendship means a lot and we have fiesta gumbo and homemade fudge for you.the angels

Come visit me, THE ANGELS ,KAYCEE,HIMMY,CHYNA. SHILO,KIMLEE, TOUGHY AND BLAZE & THE TRIPLETS.

07/28/2016 10:49.59 AM Report This Comment
HOWDY STRANGER!
NOPE, NO SIGN OF YOU TODAY. I FIGURED YOUR MOM WAS BUSY AT HER CLASS AND ON THE BUS. MOJ BLOGGED ZIPPY EARLY TO TELL HER SHE WAS POISED ON THE 99'S. SO ZIPPY BOUNDED OVER AND GOT IT!! PAWPAW SEES SMOKEYS BEEN BY, SO SHE'LL BE OVER IN THE MANANA. IT'S KINDA HOT AND STICKY IN HERE TODAY. 87* AND GOING TO 91* TOMORROW THEN COOLING OFF A BIT.

OH COOL! YOUR MOM HAD THE CAR AND GOT AN EMAIL ALERT FROM NAPA?SO SHE HAD AN INTERVIEW? WHEN WILL SHE KNOW IF SHE GOT THE JOB? WE HAVE ALL PAWS CROSSED HERE! I BET YOUR MOM IS HAPPY THAT CLASSES ARE DONE FOR NOW. NOW SHE HAS TO GO TO LANGLEY ON FRIDAY? OH WOW! ANOTHER JOB APPLICATION FOR ANOTHER CAR PARTS PLACE? COOLAROONI!

MOM IS GONNA WATCH THE FINALE OF HOTEL HELL TONIGHT. SHE DIDNT WATCH IT LAST NIGHT CUZ THE DEMOCRAT CONVENTION WAS ON, THEN THE BACHELORETTE. MOM WENT TO WALMART TODAY AND SENIOR DAY AT THE OTHER TWO PLACES. SHE'S GOTTA GO BACK TO WALMART TOMORROW FOR ONE PRESCRIPTION. THE INSURANCE WOULDNT PAY FOR IT TIL TOMORROW. SHE GOT A NEW PRESCRIP FROM DR.DAVE SAYING SHE HAS TO GO BACK ON THE MEGA DOSE OF VIT.D, ONCE A WEEK. IT'S LIKE 15,000 UNITS AND SHE'LL BE ON IT INDEFINITELY. IT'S
USUALLY 8 WEEKS. OHSU CALLED TODAY TO SAY THEY GOT HER REFERAL AND WILL BE CHECKING IT OUT AND WILL CALL REAL SOON FOR AN APPOINTMENT. I HOPE! MOM SAID SHE DIDN'T WANNA BUG EM BUT SHE WILL.

OH NO! BIG BRO WILL'S CAR IS TOAST? WHERE'S THE SYRUP? MOL!!
WE CAN MAKE FRENCH TOAST OUT OF IT! IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT AND HOPE HE FINDS A NEW CHEAPIE CAR! WELL MJ, GOTTA GO FEED THE KITTIES! WE GOT 56 CANS OF FRISKIES AND A DOZEN 3 OZ 9-LIVES GOURMET STUFF! I BROUGHT OVER SOME S'MORES MOONPIES WITH VANILLA MALLOW WHIP FLOATS! HAVE A GREAT EVENING. STAY COOL! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/27/2016 09:07.28 PM Report This Comment
7/27/16 - I knew I was going to be late,
But I did NOT know I’d be THIS late! And with so many great holidays to celebrate too, let’s get the golf-fest underway!

Luvbug has 61 (=7) holidays for us today, including the ever-popular Barbie in a Blender Day! Why, there’s something for everyone’s taste! Mallow of course gets out the blender and gets ready to take us all to Barbaritaville, that frozen concoction that helps us have everything. And Mallow has a 61 (=7). Steve has brought a few Barbies along, the sweet generous guy wants to give the Barbster something that she DOESN’T have … shredded body parts. He racks up about 73 (=10) of them.

Engine is dishing up 81 (=9) servings of Chilled Catnip Crème Chowder with Bits of Barbie, while Mimi has brought 78 (=15) containers of Barbie sprinkles to put on our treats for Crème Brulee Day. Bee Gee has decided on a change of pace, Taking her Houseplants For a Walk … on Stilts! That’s Two! Two! Two holidays in One! And with a score of 66 (=12), after all that exertion Bee Gee needs a Barbarita!

We’re running low on Barbie parts, but Tucker to the rescue with a big bag of heads. And some Scotch! 74 (=11) Proof! Fire that blender back up! Gracie T-t has a 64 (=10) and is willing to give Barbie a whirl as long as she gets some Crème Brulee.

And the scores rack up like this:
1st – Luvbug and Mallow with 7
2nd – Engine with 9
3rd – Steve and Gracie T-t, both with 10

Now to hurry and get this posted before Luvbug shows up at the Shack and we all REALLY get confused!

Your Guest Common (Couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote CoCo #179504 in July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly and Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ a proud CC baby always!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Together Forever!.

07/27/2016 07:59.24 PM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
OK..boy is it hot again today. Yesterday was so nice we got to spend all day outside, so we thought we could go out today and enjoy the weather again, but...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! We were out for 20 minutes and had to come back inside, it was just way too hot today...90*. YIKES!!!

I have been laying in the kitchen window catching what little breeze is blowing in and mom washed fans and cleaned screens and then watched TV, and just finished dinner!

Mom saw the following on FB Catsters page and thought the shutdown date could also mean our site, not too sure though, the article was a really long one about all the problems on Catster!

{We have extended the deadline to August 10th to allow users to download their content and save it. I am sorry that we have let several of you down and I wish more could be done, but it can’t.}

Stay cool!
High paws!
K Win >^..^<

Come visit me, KELSEE~~Goin to the Tropics~~, K-WINSTON ~~I am lovin Summer~~, KALI ~I Love Summer!~~, Winston's Pizzeria~*since 2008*, SHEBA ~~It's Summertime!~~, SIR ANGEL JESSE~2001-2016~ RIP!, KCK team page 2016 & ~~ANGELS JINXIE & SHADOW~~.

07/27/2016 04:27.57 PM Report This Comment
hello a.mallow
thank you for remembering me I cant believe it been 3 years since I left momma.iam honored that you have came by.you all are my family-love himmy


yeah we decided to share a page it was easier for us and mom

Come visit me, THE ANGELS ,KAYCEE,HIMMY,CHYNA. SHILO,KIMLEE, TOUGHY AND BLAZE & THE TRIPLETS.

07/27/2016 11:36.42 AM Report This Comment
Hi Angels Mallow, Jezebel, Smokey & Pierre
We are going out later tonight to catch 'lightening bugs', are you in??? We all have large jars to catch them in and we watch them light up and then we set them free.

After that we are going to catch a movie...I saw the old theater in the Alley Cat district is showing "The Cat in the Hat"...an oldie, but a goodie for sure!!! I am hoping the new movie, "Nine Lives" comes up to the Rainbow Bridge soon...that one looks pretty funny!!!

Tomorrow Angel Aria is having a tea party, and she wanted me to ask you if you are interested in going...she is inviting all the girls over for iced tea, hot tea and scones, cookies and cold fruit and 'girl talk'....Angel Shadow is definitely going!

Us guys will just hang out on the water fishing and drinking catbeer and telling stories about the 'one that got away'.

Hope to see you soon!
Purrs and Angel hugs!
Angels Jesse, AJ & Shadow =^..^=

Come visit me, KELSEE~~Goin to the Tropics~~, K-WINSTON ~~I am lovin Summer~~, KALI ~I Love Summer!~~, Winston's Pizzeria~*since 2008*, SHEBA ~~It's Summertime!~~, SIR ANGEL JESSE~2001-2016~ RIP!, KCK team page 2016 & ~~ANGELS JINXIE & SHADOW~~.

07/26/2016 06:03.27 PM Report This Comment
Happy 21st Birthday dear Ziggy! 7-26-16
No Engine, you didn't miss the pawty either! Jump on the pawty barge and bring that slivered salmon and mouse medley with you! We'll dig into that when we finish the tacos. Good of you to bring the 80 gallon keg of Gray Goose juice! ... Mimi got off to a quick start this morning and mowed down at least 82 seagulls out on the river. Good! Those screaming things will NOT let you eat in peace! ... Bee Gee just wants to sing 72 verses of Happy Birthday To Ziggy. Are there that many? Who knew!

Bowling on (and off) the pawty barge:
1st - Mimi, scaring away 82 seagulls!
2nd - Engine, 80. Making sure we don't get thirsty.
3rd - Tie, Steve & Tuck, 73. Sharing a dinghy.

Looks like Luvbug gets to scrape the barnacles off the pawty barge later. If we ever get it back out of the water, that is.

~~Pig~~
Hurry Ziggy, blow out the candles
before they set the boat on fire!
`

Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/26/2016 12:50.36 PM Report This Comment
Monday recap
Until the twelfth of never and that's a long, long time. A good ol Johnny Mathis song,pertains to us! CC will be closing on or around the 12th. Nope,wait a minute,the 18th. Well,they never made a song about the 18th of never! I can hardly wait to hit that button daily and see if we still exist. Well,we DO exist! Ha! Good thing its wine and cheese day,we're all gonna need it. Especially BG (61) who was hoping I wouldn't notice chocolate fudge day,gotcha! In her case,its whine and cheese. What else do we have to whine,or wine about? I'm sure we can find something!!! In fact,I (74) found myself all alone this morning on CS2. No Luvbug,no Mallow (61) yanking my chain. In fact,Mallow The Great was celebrating beating Luvbug to the early morning risers club meeting. Wonder what she did all by herself until the rest of us got here.

Mudcat (80) must have a little secret she isn't telling us,she wants blueberries on ice cream and a pickle on top??? Were you reading from Engine's cookbook again,or...... You KNOW how I LOVE to spread rumors!

Engine (74) pairs the wine (not the whine) with some mastiff mash and mouseroni salad. Not an easy task,even for Engine.

GTt (71) can't seem to get her may toes to work CS2's buttons,and Tuck (74) doesn't need called twice for wine and cheese,its a National Holiday in Tuckland.

Scores:
1st with tying 61's Mallow and BG
2nd with 71 GTt
3rd with a three way tie of 74-Engine,Tuck and ME

Thats leaves poor little Mudcat all alone in the cart barn as todays loser with 80.

XOXO~S~

Hope Luvbug is OK.

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/25/2016 01:11.38 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! SO DID YOUR MOM CATCH HER BUS OKAY THIS MORNING? SORRY TO HEAR THAT BIG BRO WILL'S 5 MINUTE MIRACLE CAR JOB DIDNT GO AS PLANNED! GOOD THING MR.BUS GOES RIGHT BY YOU HOUSE SO SHE DONT HAVE TO HOOF IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BUS STOP. IS THE BUS FULL OF HOBOS? WHEN'S WILL'S NEXT DAY OFF? I HOPE YOU MOM HAS HER CAR BEFORE SHE GOES TO LANGLY. OR IS THAT WHERE SHE'S GOING TODAY? DUH! I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN!

WE SAW YOUR MOMS HANDIWORK OVER ON FB/CC YESTERDAY. SHE SURE DOES GREAT WORK! SHE COULD GO INTO BUSINESS WITH CASEYS MOM. CARPENTERS'R'US AND MAKE A HEAT O'CATBUCKS! OH WOW, YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY CATURDAY? WE'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL, UNLESS YOU AND OJ WANNA BE....UH, ALONE IN THE TREE HOUSE! IF THE TREE HOUSE IS ROCKIN', DON'T COME A'KNOCKIN'! MOL!

SOOOOO....WE HAD TO GO LOOK UP DOLLY'S PAGE TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER, ALTHOUGHT IT'S BEEN 341 DAYS INACTIVE. DARE WE POST HER PAGE NUMBER ON CMR SO OTHERS CAN COME BY? SO FAR JUST OUR FAMILIES HAVE BEEN BY. I THINK MOM JANANA WOULD BE TICKLED TO SEE KITTIES COMING BY! CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WASN'T EVEN ONE YEAR OLD WHEN SHE CAME TO ME FOR SOME GIRLISH ADVICE. SHE WAS GOOGLEY EYEING YOUR BRO MIKEY, BUT I TOLD HER NO POUNCING TIL SHE WAS ONE YEAR OLD! HOW TIME FLIES!

MAYBE WE CAN CLUMP HER BIRTHDAY PAWTY, AGAIN, WITH YOUR ANNIVERSARY AND OUR SHARKNADO CHEESE FEST? OH BOY MJ, YESTERDAY SYFY CHANNEL WAS REALLY GETTING US IN THE MOOD WITH SHARK MOVIES, LIKE SHARKTOPUS VS DINOCROC, SHARKTOPUS VS TERAWHALE AND THE MOTLEY LIST GOES ON!! WELL GIRL, IM COMING OVER WITH SOME RAINBOW CREME MOONPIES AND RAINBOW SHERBERT SHAKES! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/25/2016 10:09.58 AM Report This Comment
14606 ~ THANK YOU NOTES, LUV TIPPER & MOM ~
EUGENE, OREGON WEATHER REPORT:
The temperature was High 79 & Low was 55 this morning, now it's Sunny; 79 with humidity 48% & wind is 4 MPH NW. Monday's suppose to be Sunny & High 88.

RECORD HIGH: 102 set in 7/24/1928.
RECORD LOW: 43 set in 7/24/1973.

~...~♥~...>*<...~♥~ KNIGHT FAMILY NEWS ~♥~...>*<...~♥~...~

♥ This is Mom~Lillian coming by to Thank you for coming by Saturday to Honor TIPPER CLAFLIN-KNIGHT #10375 on his Forever Sleep Anniversary of 8 years on July 23rd which made him win his 5th COTD today, 7/24!

♥ Tipper was a Ragamuffin breed who lived next door with an elderly couple. Mom Honored Tipper's first human parents by adding their last name in Tipper's name.

♥ He was loved by two set of moms and dads along with his human brothers and sisters from his first family and then fur siblings from our family. Tipper knew he was loved by many. He had Congestive Heart Failure and lived to be age 19.

~...~♥~...>*<...♥ COMMUNITY CAT NEWS ♥...>*<...~♥~...~

ADOPTIVERSARIES & FOREVER SLEEP ANNIVERSARIES:
NONE LISTED FOR MONDAY - 7/25/2016

~...~♥~...>*<... PLEASE VOTE FOR ...>*<...~♥~...~

♥ COTM CANDIDATE ON CC FOR JULY 2016 IS:
.~:*:~. COCO #179504~:*:~. on CC.

Here's a Knight Gang™ vote for you.

Loving Hugs,

~*~ TIPPER CLAFLIN-KNIGHT #11567 & MOM~LILLIAN ~*~
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Come visit me, Q. Pappoose "Forever Sleep 4-10-2006 to 4-24-2012", BABY KNIGHT July 18, 1998 to May 20, 2010, PATCH GIRL KNIGHT #12767 ~ Photo: 4/28/2016, Suezee Knight #11528~ Photo: 8/08/2015, WHYSKRS KNIGHT #10378 ♥ Photo: 12/30/2015, SASSEE "Forever Sleep 5-01-2004 to 10-02-2014", SIX Knight (Sweet Memories 5/15/01-7/03/06), Ebbonny Knight Forever Sleep 8/14/2000 to 3/9/2011, Sweet Pea ~ Forever Sleep 5-15-2001 to 2-25-2011, Tipper Claflin-Knight (7/15/1989 - 7/23/2008), BAHNEETAH KNIGHT #10641 ~ 8/14/2000 to 12/18/2015, Charr ~ In Loving Memory 8/14/2000-9/19/2008, Jazpyr Knight #10428 - Thankx COTD #6 - 5/02/2016, Sissee Knight (OG) #11531 Photo: 3/03/2016, K. RHOAMIN ~ "JULY KING 2008" ~ Photo: 6-12-2016, Velvet~Sleep My Black Beauty 5-10-2002 to 7-7-2012 & Sylvester #11567 ♥ 5/15/2001 - 6/28/2013.

07/24/2016 01:57.25 PM Report This Comment
Flattened by the heat! 7-24-16
I say we should give those thermal engineers the day off. Maybe the whole week! How about the rest of the summer...

Luvbug is having the same weather confusion we always seem to have. Our temps always read warmer than the "official" readings. Since it's always cooler at the airport, maybe we should go live there! He doesn't care. He loses with a 58 so does the "Tequila!" dance over to poolside ... Mallow is also feeling a little "Tequila!" with her tying loser of 58. She drops her optional worm into the pool to see what she can fish up. Purrhaps some cooler temps? ... Lordy Mimi! What is WRONG with you? You draw an 80 and still want one more? Heck, one LESS would still be a winner! Not that a one-degree difference either way would matter much.

Tucker is flattened by the heat and in need of a quick-fix Meowgarita, so he heads to the Drinks-to-Go drive-thru. He heads back to the game through the Dust Bowl to collect his winnings from that 69 ... Looks like GTt has forgiven Persey for his wildcat ride yesterday, as she has bestowed upon him a winning 69. Yeah, but what about those spurs?? ... And after grumping about drive-thru's Bee Gee has decided to play nice for Parent's Day. At least that's what she claims. She gets a loser 55 but cares not! She purrfers to sit in the lounge sipping frozen meowgaritas!

So, the two big winners today are Tucker & Persey. If you "pool" your winnings I think you can manage a few pitchers of that frozen concoction that helps us stay cool!

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Old Jokes
'Where were you born?' 'Liverpool' 'What part?' 'All of me'
'Have you lived there all your life?' 'Not yet'
'Any great men born there?' 'No - only babies'
`

Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/24/2016 11:47.07 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! WOWZA....WE'RE STILL HERE! YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT ZIPPY WILL BE WATCHING THE MOJ'S NUMBER VERY CAREFULLY! ALSO IM WATCHING LILY'S. SHE HAS ONL 3 MORE TO GO, SO WILL SAVE MY VOTE FOR LATER AND SEE IF'N I CANT GET HER BIG #22,000! I THINK WE CAN GET MOJ TO WHERE SHE'S GOING BEFORE WE SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF MALLOWOOD BAY. IT SURE HAS BEEN A FANTASTIC RUN HERE ON CC. MOM'S GETTING BETTER AT YOUPET. GOT HER PROFILE UP WITH OUR LUNCH BUNCH PIC AND BACKGROUND FOR BOTH MY PAGE AND HER PAGE. BABY STEPS, BUT STEPS NONETHELESS.

WELL, IM GLAD YOU GOT YOUR EAR TO THE GROUND AND CAN KEEP ALL OF US IN THE LOOP ABOUT WHAT'S COMIN' AND WHEN! WE DON'T WANNA BE BLINDSIDED ONE MORNING WITHOUT WARNING! JOHN BOY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD EGG. DID BIG BRO WILL GET HIS 5 MINUTE FIX DONE ON HIS CAR YET? HOPE YOUR MOM DONT HAVE TO CATCH THE BUS, BUT AT LEAST SHE WONT HAVE TO HOOF IT. HOW ABOUT THE PUTT PUTT? SHE GOT THE KITTY LITTER AND FOOD ALREADY, DIDNT SHE? I THINK WHEN MY MOM WAS ON THE BUS, YOU HAD TO HAVE EXACT CHANGE AND THAT WAS 1/4 CENTURY AGO! EGADS!!!

OH YAY! AN A/C PLACE SHE'S GOING TO. ARE YA HAVING A HOT ONE TOMORROW? WE ARE GONNA HAVE A BIT OF A HOT WEEK COMING UP. FROM HIGH 70'S TO LOW 90'S ONE DAY. IM GLAD THE EARTHLING CAN HANG OUT IN THE BASEMENT......WHERE IT'S COOLER, RIGHT? Y'KNOW, I THINK ALOT OF FOLKS CALL IT WALLY WORLD. MOMS THERAPIST SHE STARTED SEEING IN 1999 CALLED IT THAT. JUST LIKE SOME OF US CALL TARGET...TARJAY! HOW LADEDAH IS THAT?

GLAD SHE GOT YOUR KITTY LITTER AND CANNED FOOD AT WALLY WORLD YESTERDAY. NOW SHE DONT HAVE TO WORRY IF SHE DONT HAVE HER CAR HANDY TOMORROW. MY MOMS GOTTA HEAD OFF TO WALLY WORLD HERSELF THIS WEEK. ONE TIME TO DROP OFF HER WRITTEN PRESCRIPS AND THEN ANOTHER DAY TO PICK 'EM UP. OF COURSE SHE'LL GET US 40 MORE CANS OF FRISKIES. BUT THE KITTY LITTER SHE'LL GET AT OUR DISCOUNT STORE ON SENIOR WEDNESDAY. IS THE KITTY LITTER SHE GETS AT WALLYS, IS IT 28 LB SPECIAL KITTY? WE USED TO GET THAT ALL THE TIME, BUT SOMETIMES FIND A BETTER DEAL.

OH NO! YOUR GOOFY MOM LEFT THE HEADLIGHTS ON IN HER CAR? WELL SHE'S NOT ALONG IN GOOFY WORLD. MOM HAS DONE THAT A FEW TIMES AND THE NEIGHBOR ALWAYS LET HER KNOW. THANK GOODNESS SOMEONE IS PAYING ATTENTION..MOL! YEP, THE CHEESIEST DAY OF THE YEAR IS JUST ONE WEEK AWAY! WE'LL GET THE BIG SCREEN UP, THE SHARK FLOATIES, SHARK KABOBS AND SHARK BURGERS AT THE SNACK SWIM UP BAR. AND OF COURSE OUR FLOATING FINS TO SCARE THE MOON SHORTS OFFA UNSUSPECTING KITTIES!

GOOD IDEA! CHEDDAR GOLDFISH CRACKERS AND CHEESE IN A CAN FOR OUR CHEEZ-ITZ. CHEESE FONDUE WHICH WE CAN DIP OUR CHEESE BREAD CHUNKS IN. AND CHEESECAKE! THOSE LITTLE GOLDFISH DO LOOK LIKE SHARKS IF YA SQUINT REALLY HARD! WELL MJ GOTTA GO MAKE MY ROUNDS. HAD TO START WITH THE BEST....YEP...YOU! I BROUGHT SOME GRAPE JELLY MOONPIES WITH PEANUT BUTTER SHAKES! HAVE A FINE DAY! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/24/2016 10:26.59 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW! PART UNO!
HEY GIRL! WELL, HERE IT IS CATURDAY AND WE STILL HERE! HIP HIP HOORAY!! CUCKOO FOR COCOPUFFS! FRUITY FOR FROOT LOOPS! GEE, YOUR MOM IS UP WITH THE BIRDIES, AINT SHE? NOT MY MOM. SHE GOT UP AT 8:30. SHE WOKE UP AT ABOUT 1AM AFTER DOZING OFF, AND WATCHED THE PREQUEL TO TWIN PEAKS....FIRE WALK WITH ME. FREAKY DEAKY!! THEN BACK TO SLEEP. SO IS MONDAY THE FIRST DAY OF CUSTOMER SERVICE? I BET SHE NEEDS A BREAK FROM ALL THAT WOODWORK!

GREAT SCOT! YOUR MOM IS A MASTER WOODSWOMEN TO GET THAT LITTLE PIECE O'PANELING JUST RIGHT! SPEAKING OF WOODSMEN AND HILLBILLIES, TODAY IS A MARATHON OF "WRONG TURN...#1-6. DID YOUR MOM EVER SEE THEM? THESE COLLEGE KIDS GO TO W.VA AND MEET UP WITH SOME HUNGRY INBRED CANNIBAS! GRUESOME STUFF BUT WE MIGHT WATCH! IT'S ON THE CHILLER CHANNEL....BRRRR!

OH WOWEE KAZOW MJ!! GOOD THINK YOU TOLD ME ABOUT BEING POISED ON THAT #9!! I FORGOT TO LOOK SO JUST NOW I DID AND GUESS WHAT? I GOT IT!! I GOT YOUR BIG #14,600! THIS DESERVES A BIG TOAST WITH SOME PINK BUBBLY! WHAT THE PITTS THAT BIG BRO WILL'S CAR IS AILIN'! NOPE, HE DONT WANNA DO A JOB THAT'LL TURN INTO A BIG PRODUCTION, 'SPECIALLY AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK! HOPE HE GETS IT WORKING TONIGHT AND YOUR MOM DONT HAVE TO RIDE THE BUS MONDAY. MY MOM HAD TO RIDE THE BUS TO WORK FROM 1991-1994! 2 1/2 YRS ON THAT BUS, BUT SHE MET HER FRIEND SHAWN WHO WAS A CAT LADY!

AND GUESS WHAT? AFTER MY PREDECESSORS PASSED, CARL & TARZAN AND MOM WAS CATLESS, IT WAS AUNTIE SHAWN WHO HAD MAMA KITTY CHUCKIE AND HER BABIES! THAT WOULD BE ME, PAWPAW AND CASEY! SO BEING ON THE BUS WAS A STROKE OF LUCK! THAT'S THE DOWNSIDE TO THE BUS. HOW YA SPOSED TO CARRY KITTY LITTLE AND CAT FOOD HOME FROM THE STORE? WE'VE BEEN GETTING FRESH STEP LATELY. SHE GETS 25 LB FOR $7.99 AND SOMETIMES AN EXTRA 3 LB THROWN IN. ABOUT THE SAME AS WALMART SPECIAL KITTY CLUMPY STUFF.

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/23/2016 10:14.30 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
HOW FUN WOULD THAT BE TO HAVE A GOLD DUST BIFFY? OH GREAT! YOU SAW HOTEL HELL. GEE CHEF RAMSEY SURE GOT FED UP AND STOMPED OFF, BUT THE OWNER FINALLY GOT HIS ACT TOGETHER. STRAIGHTEBED UP AND FLEW RIGHT ON HIS OWN, MAKING CHEF PROUD IN THE END. HE SURE DIDN'T KNOW HIS ONIONS ABOUT THE INN AND
RESTAURANT BIZ, DID HE? OH JOY! JUST ONE WEEK FROM TOMORROW WILL BE SHARKNADO 4! THE STAR OF THE SHOW SAYS FOR SURE THEY'LL BE SHARKNADO 5 AND ONE EVERY SUMMER. THEY NEVER THOUGHT THE FIRST ONE WOULD FLY, BUT FLY IT DID! IT'S A REAL CHEESEY PHENOMENOM!

WE'LL OPEN THE SNACKBAR AND SERVE CHEESE POPCORN, CHILI CHEESE DOGS, CHEESE DIP AND CHEESE SMOOTHIES! HOPIN' WE'RE STILL HER BY THEN! THE CABANA BOYS HAVE ALL OUR SHARK FLOATIES STOWED AWAY IN THE STORAGE SHEDS AND WILL CLEAN THEM UP AND GET 'EM READY FOR OUR FLOAT-IN THEATRE! OH I DO HOPE WE CAN STAY TIL THE 10TH, MAYBE, LIKE CATSTER! WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE THE CATS PAJAMAS? ARE YOU COOL OR MUGGLY TODAY? WE ARE 62*, FEELS LIKE 61* AND 75% HUMIDITY. CLOUDY WITH NO SUN. THEY TOOK THE 99* OFF THE 10 DAY WEATHER TABLE. WHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE! WE WILL BE IN THE 80'S FOR THE NEXT 6 DAYS. ID RATHER HAVE 70'S.

WELL MJ, GOTTA SWIM! I BROUGHT SOME MALLOWMAR MOONPIES WITH VANILLA SWIRLE NESTLES QUIK! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/23/2016 10:13.58 AM Report This Comment
7.22 Lazy Penuche Day
LvBg and Fang stayed up all night to string hammocks between each hole. And then scored a 58/to 101. No matter, you will not go to the cart barn. Thanks.
Angel mallow reports another 60 and complaints while lying in her hammock eating penuche fudge.
mimi watches JC strutting his stuff cause he cause 76 rats today. Fire up the BBQ!!
GTt singing 60 verses of "Still Here After All This Time" with Willie Nelson in her hammock. Nice nap. Also, getting over her depression... the OL sliced and ate the entire zucchini!! The was GTt's baby.
BeeGee lies in her hammock hallucinating counting raindrops...72 so far. Lay off those Beat the Heat -tinis, okay?
N-Gin cruises onto the links with 76 Tick & Tarantula tacos and plenty of Beat the Heat -tinis. Special treat for Steve: Beans and Weenies...
Tuck in the grip of a 75 score. No cart barn for you big boy. This is LONG Drive day.
Steve, a no show. But he sent a medical report. He is off all the medicines and fit to golf again. But his d.o.g is running up the Vet bill now. And Steve is not here for his B & W dinner. Tuck is relieved. No Score.
Winners
76 for Engine & JC
75 for Tuck
72 for BG
Taking down all the hammocks 60 for GTt and mallow. Fold 'em nicely now.
Comments freely given by PD Budd, pass a cold one, please?

Come visit me, K. Uncle Buddy Budd (KUBB)..., Gracie Twinkle-toes. Hot Days, Furlip File #2 Opened on youpet, a. PD Budd, Writing Furlip Files & Persey, the Twink.

07/22/2016 03:55.05 PM Report This Comment
Yes, Moms hearts always have room for more
love. I was just so special to Mom that it still hurts to know I will never meow at her again. I haven't gone far though. I am buried in the back yard with a hydrangea bush marking my resting place. It is blooming and every time Mom looks out there she thinks of me. Hugs, Angel Jesse and the Zoo Crew

Come visit me, ZOO CREW**Vote COCO #179504 July COTM* & Sir Pique~Vote COCO #179504 July COTM~.

07/22/2016 12:26.38 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
OOOOH!!! SSSNAKE DOWN THERE! DID YA SEE UNDER THE COMMENTS BOX? THIS CHICK SLEEPS WITH HER SNAKE EVERY NIGHT! SCARY! WOW, YOU ARE JOHNNY ON THE SPOT THIS MORNING, AINTCHA? GETTING EVERYTHING ALL DONE AT SUCH AN EARLY HOUR! WE ARE JUST HALFWAY THROUGH OUR CC RIGHT NOW. OR JUST ABOUT DONE, SHALL I SAY? SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST....THAT WOULD BE YOU, MJ! GOSH, 8 BIRTHDAY RIDES YESTERDAY? YOU ARE THE BUSY LITTLE BEE! BZZZZZZ, BUZZIN' AROUND TOWN ON YOUR HARLEY HOG!

SO FB IS ACTING UP....THIS MORNING? WE HAVEN'T BEEN OVER THERE YET. TOO EARLY TO DO MODERN CATS. WE HAVE BEEN DOING IT AT 11:15..AM AND PM. GLAD THE HAIRBALLZ PREVAILED AND GOT ALL PAWTIES! ISNT IT NEAT? WE ARE STILL HERE ON CC, ALIVE AND KICKIN'! WE GOT A SPOT OF RAIN EARLY THIS MORNING TOO AND IT'S SO NICE AND COOL! 61* RIGHT NOW AND HIGH OF 70* TODAY.

SO IS YOUR MOM GETTING OUR MR.HACKSAW TO GET THAT ONE PIECE O'WOOD JUST RIGHT? FIDDLE FADDLE! FIDDLER ON THE POOF! SOMETIMES YA GOTTA TAKE 'ER NICE AND SLOW. HASTE MAKES WASTE AND ALL THAT ROT...RIGHT RIGHT? OH GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY! MOM JUST PEEKED AT OUR 10 DAY AND THEY HAVE US AT 99* A WEEK FROM TOMORROW WITH 83* THE NEXT DAY. BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS CHANGING IT SO WON'T FREAK OUT JUST YET. AND 93* NEXT FRIDAY. OTHER THAN THAT A COUPLE 70'S AND MID 80'S. NOT SO BAD AS THE LAST TWO ROASTING PAN SUMMERS. WE ARE KEEPING OUR PAWS CROSSED TIL SUMMER IS JUST A MEMORY!

SO DID YOU MOM LIGHT THE S.KING BOOK? OOOOW SCARY! A JEWISH BOOGIE MAN MADE OF MUD? SOUNDS LIKE MY KINDA CREATURE! AS LONG AS HE STICKS TO THE BAD PEOPLE. SEND HIM MR.TRUMPS WAY, WILL YA? OH YEAH, YOUR MOM WILL LOVE THIS NEW HOTEL HELL THAT SHE AINT SEEN YET! CHEF RAMSEY HAS A HISSY FIT AND THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YA! NO SPOILERS! OH BOY JUST A LITTLE OVER A WEEK TIL SHARKNADO 4. MOMS TAPING THEM ALL BUT DONT KNOW IF SHE'LL BINGE WATCH 'EM ALL. WE'VE BEEN OVER TO THE NEW CMR A COUPLE TIMES THIS WEEK IN THE SHOUTBOX TO SAY "HEY!"

WELL MJ, GOTTA RUN! I BROUGHT YOU SOME FIDDLE FADDLE MOONPIES WITH CARMEL LATTES. DO YOU REMEMBER THE BOXES OF FIDDLE FADDLE? PRETTY MUCH LIKE CRACKER JACK, BUT MORE YELLOW AND BUTTERY AND NO TOY IN THE BOX! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/22/2016 09:49.50 AM Report This Comment
Thurs recap
Looky here! We're all still hanging on by a CC thread,alive and kicking. Appropriate its Tug-Of-War day since all they been doing is jerking us around. In the words of Gloria Gaynor,"We Will Survive". Take THAT IT dept! On to the important stuff,like taking a monkey to lunch,and junk food,and climbing in boxes. One man's junk food is another mans buffet!

Luvbug (56)directs the traffic to the litter box room after the junk food buffet.Hate to be whoever is clean up today :)

Mallow (60)has her own tug-of-war going on within her mind. To grump,or not to grump. This should be interesting.

Mudcat has some interesting junk in her trunk :) 71 boxes of endless delight.

Engine (72), the catch of the day (well,she IS a fine cook) brings us roasted rat and the house special beverage- "Smooth Hoperator"

GTt (55) allies with The Sniff in a stacked tug-of-war team.Your gonna need that BIG box you just got with Sniff in da house.

I score a 68,and search for a monkey to take to lunch,but BG will do :)

Tuck (67) admits to being a closet junk fooder (not my closet I hope).

BG (63) is having fun with her tug-of-war team of monkeys (is that like a barrel of monkeys??)

Scores:
1st with 55 GTt
2nd with 56 Luvbug
3rd with 60 Mallow

Losers (and don't forget litter box clean up) is Engine with 72,and Mudcat with 71

XOXO~S~
How NOT fun was it wading thru all the CS COTD congrats!

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/21/2016 11:47.49 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! YEP....HERE WE ARE...STILL HANGIN' IN! OH I DO HOPE THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT SINKIN' OUR SHIP HERE. THAT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FEEL LIKE A HAMSTER ON A WHEEL, CUZ YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE ONE! HAVE YOU SEEN THE KIA SOUL CAR COMMERCIALS WITH THE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL HAMSTERS DRIVING AND GROOVIN' TO THE TUNES? WE COULD DO THAT IN OUR FORD PINTOS. THAT WOULD BE SUPER COOL IF WE COULD BE HERE FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND....AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO WISH FORE?

WELL, THE CATTY SHAKERS TOLD ME HOW TO GET ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE GROUP ON YOUPET AND MOM FINALLY DID IT! ARE YOU GONNA GO ONE THERE? I THINK YOU CAN RETURN TO EARTH IF YOU WANT BUT REALLY, WHAT'S THE DIFF? I HAVE A PRETTY RAINBOW IN MY PIC NOW. IS IT MUGGLY WUGGLY UP THERE TODAY? IT WAS SO STICKY AND MUGGY THIS MORNING THAT MOMS SHIRT WAS CLINGING TO HER! EWWW! SO SHE JUMPED IN THE SHOWER TO COOL OFF, WASHED HER HAIR, THEN LOPPED OF SEVERAL INCHES. THE BACK WAS STILL LONGER THAN THE SIDES, SO SHE LOPED MORE OFF. NOW HER PONYTAIL SEEMS KINDA SHORT.

IT'S 65* RIGHT NOW HEADING TO 81* TODAY AND TOMORROW? 70*! HOW REFRESHING. WE HEARD AL ROKER TALKING ABOUT THE CORN SWEATS IN THE MIDWEST. EVER HEAR OF IT? WE HAVEN'T BUT IT MAKE THE WEATHER FEEL SO MUCH HOTTER! THEY ARE UNDER A SEVERE WEATHER HEAT DOME ALERT. SURE GLAD WE ARE IN OUR COOL LITTLE CORNER OF THE WORLD. I BET YOUR MOMS PAWS ARE READY TO FALL RIGHT OFF! DOING ALL THE HARDWARE WORK CAN CRAMP 'EM UP! WAS HER 7 DAY LOAN BOOK VERY EXCITING?

SAY, DID SHE FINISH UP THE STEPHEN KING BOOK YET? DARE I ASK IF SHE GOT MOMS EMAIL TUESDAY? NO HURRY, JUST CHECKIN'! WE LOVE OUR DVR TOO. AND GET THIS! A WEEK FROM SUNDAY THEY ARE RUNNING ALL 4 SHARKNADOES....IN A ROW! MOM HAS THEM ALL SET TO TAPE. OH WHAT CHEESEY FUN THAT'LL BE. MAYBE WE'LL STILL BE HERE ON CC AND CAN HAVE ANOTHER SHARKNADO FEST PAWTY! HOTEL HELL WAS REALLY GOOD THE OTHER NIGHT.

HAIDA GWAII? WHATTA PRETTY NAME! SO MUCH NICER THAN THE GRINGO-ISH QUEEN CHARLOTTE, ALTHOUGH THAT SOUNDS RATHER REGAL. JUST WHO DO THESE WHITE MEN THINK THEY ARE...WERE? THEM INDIANS WERE HERE FIRST! YEAH, THEY SHOULD JUST LEFT WELL ENOUGH ALONE AND NOT TURNED INTO A BUNCH OF DONALD TRUMP WANNABE'S! EWWW....WHAT A LOSER!

THE BOAT RACE PAGE WAS REALLY NEAT! MOM HAD THE BELLS BEER MAP UP TO CHART THE RACE, BUT SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT BOATS WE WERE IN, OR THE GIRLS OR BOYS. SO WHILE SHE FORGOT TO GO OVER, SHE DIDN'T REALLY FORGET "ALL" ABOUT THE RACE! IM GLAD YOUR MOM GOT ALL THE IMPAWTENT STUFF OFFA HERE INTO HER BOOKMARKS. LAST TIME MOM GOT MY WEDDING AND QUEENS BLOGS. THIS TIME SHE PUT ELMIES KING BLOGS IN HIS FILE ON YAHOO. AND LILY GOT ALL OUR PIX PUT OVER ON THE NEW CMR.

WELL, MOM GOES TO THE DOC IN 3 HOURS. HOPE THE DOC CAN SHED SOME LIGHT ON WHY SHE'S SO SLUGGISH! SHE NEEDS SOME VITAMETAVEGAMIN FOR SURE! WELL MJ, GOTTA RUN. I BROUGHT YOU SOME HERSHEY'S KISSES MOONPIES WITH CHOCOLATELY YOOHOO! HAVE A GREAT DAY! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/21/2016 10:04.15 AM Report This Comment
Hi A Mallow
We are still here!!! Great mews, isn't it??

Well, today was rather a boring day for us kitties. Mom went to a baseball game with her friend and of course the Tigers lost to the Twins, 4/1...that's just mom's luck!

The most exciting part of the game was when a fan jumped onto the field and ran all over outfield and 4 cops were chasing him and they finally caught up to him between 2nd & 3rd bases and tackled him to the ground, put handcuffs on him and led him of the field, mom said the fans were cheering like crazy, but she wasn't sure if it was cause the guy had the nerve to disrupt the game cause it was boring or because the cops caught him...anyway, mom said that was the most exciting part of the game today!!!

It was nice though, only 83* today, but again we have that wind..will it ever go away? Mom doesn't think so.

When she got back home after the game, she fed the birds and squirrels and took the trash out and then took me for a walk down the alley to eat grass, I enjoy my walk time with mom and she said I am getting pretty darn good at walking on a leash.

Hope you have a pawsome evening!
Purrz & pawhuggz!
K Winston >^..^<

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07/20/2016 06:42.43 PM Report This Comment
7/20/16 - The COTD Golf Cart Parade
starts off as the last golfer marks down their score. The carts are decorated and the golfers are doing the Royal wave as they begin to roll through the streets of CC to celebrate what is surely the Shack’s last COTD (sniff!).

Luvbug, our Parade Marshall, leads the group. It’s Ugly Truck Day so his cart is decorated with 52 (=7) patches of primer paint and some tacky mudflaps. Mallow sounds her horn and due to the 59 (=14) she has scored is itching to celebrate National Moon Day. Just wave, Mallow, just wave! Please.

Gracie T-t blows her kazoo as her cart joins the parade, festooned with 48 (=12) lollipops to toss to the crowd in celebration of Lollipop Day. Mimi’s cart, meanwhile, is a rolling demonstration of pole dancing. Wow, 73 (=10) spins around the pole! Aren’t you dizzy?

Engine is next on her magic carpet, marking down a 77 (=14) and passing out Wollyworm Wine. BeeGee meanwhile is putting (get it?) along in her cart singing 62 (=8) verses of Thanks for the Memories. And Tucker, he puts the cap on the day by pawing a milestone vote of 10,400 for the Catty Shack page. No, that is not his score, he marks down a 65 (=11).

Every parade must have ribbons and ours are about to be awarded

1st place – Luvbug with 7
2nd place – BeeGee with 8
3rd place – Mimi with 10

And who gets the assignment of cleaning the “pigeon love” off the parade carts for tomorrow’s games? Why that would be Mallow and Engine, both with 14 and teaming up in the cart barn today.

Bringing up the rear on this fine day is Yours Truly, sweeping up the lollipop wrappers and other debris , packing it neatly into a black bag and depositing in nearest trash receptacle. It IS garbage day again, after all.

Your Guest Common (couch) ‘Tater, Mike

Come visit me, Family Album ~ Vote CoCo #179504 in July, Angel Jezebel ~ Love is forever, K Mike ♥ Q L Dolly and Mom Janada always, Moji Blackbear ~ a proud CC baby always!, Q.A. Mallow (MJ) & OJ ~ Thanks for the good times!, Angel Smokey ♥ Angel PawPaw & Evie ♥ A Shai ~ Together Forever!.

07/20/2016 01:44.00 PM Report This Comment
Thank you, Angels Mallow, Smokey & Jezebel
for honoring my crossing anniversary. I took a huge part of Mom's heart when I left, and she misses me very much. I was, and always will be, her "Baby Boy". Hugs, Angel Jesse and the Zoo Crew

Come visit me, ZOO CREW**Vote COCO #179504 July COTM* & Sir Pique~Vote COCO #179504 July COTM~.

07/20/2016 01:09.22 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
WELL BLOW ME DOWN AND CALL ME POPEYE! WE ARE STILL HERE! I KNOW WHAT YA MEAN, JELLY BEAN, ABOUT THE HANGOVER. SO! I BROUGHT SOME MENUDO (NOT THE BOY BAND) OR SOME BLOODY MARY'S AND A COUPLE BREWSKI'S! MOM ALWAYS SAID THE HAIR OF THE DOG WORKS WONDERS! REALLY? NO KIDDIN'? CATSTER GOT EXTENDED TIL ALMOST THE END OF THE MONTH? COULD BE WE WILL TOO? I MEAN, IT'S ONLY FAIR IF THEY DO, SO SHOULD WE! SAME HERE, MY NERVES ARE GETTING JANGLED EVERY MORNING, WONDERING WILL WE BE HERE OR NOT? GUESS WE JUST GOTTA TAKE EACH DAY AS IT COMES.

I WAS GLAD TO SEE YOUR CATTY SHACK BUDDIES GOT COTD TODAY. ISN'T THAT THEIR LAST PAGE THEY HAVE? I LOVE THEIR ART DECO FRAME. OH, IS THAT THE ONE THAT SMOKEY WAS TELLING PAWPAW ABOUT LAST NIGHT? I GUESS SO SINCE IT SAID THEY KEEP GETTING IT ON THE 20TH.

GEE MJ, I WONDER WHY THOSE NORTHERNERS KEEP CHANGING THEIR NAMES FROM THEIR INDIAN NAMES TO WHITE PEOPLE NAMES AND BACK AGAIN? I LIKE IQALUIT BETTER THAN FROBISHER. IT HAS AN ESKIMO OR INUIT RING TO IT. OK, JUST WENT OVER TO THE NEW CMR, FOUND THE HANGOUTS AND THE SAILBOAT RACES! HOW COOL IS THAT? IM STILL KICKING MOM IN THE BUM FOR FORGETTING IT. I NEVER WOULDA FOUND IT, SO THANKS MJ! OH YES, THE OTHER KITTIES WHO THINK THE SHOUTBOX IS ALL THERE IS ARE IN FOR A NICE BIG SURPRISE!

I JUST SAW YOU DRIVE BY IN THE GOLF CART IN THE GOLF PARADE, DOING YOUR BEST ROSE PARADE QUEEN WAVE! SO HERE ARE SOME KEYLIME MOONPIES IM TOSSING YOUR WAY....WITH LIME MARGARITAS! HAVE FUN IN THE PARADE! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/20/2016 10:47.06 AM Report This Comment
Birdwatching in the alley 7-19-16
See? With the new and improved indoor-outdoor bowling alley (I just made that up) we can watch birds and still enjoy some time in the gutters. And a few of us ended up there after that wild shindig at Luvbug's place yesterday! He enjoyed the celebration so much he barely managed to get himself to the alley today for a wimpy 52.

Mallow(60) says pardon her whoops. She's gonna store up her grievances for Gone-Ta-Pott day, and maybe she'll save the really special ones for Festivus! Something for all of us to look forward to ... Mimi(74) rolls a raspberry cake down the lane and waits for everyfur to clean up her mess while she sips daiquiris. Not fair! ... Tuck(65) wants to know if he can skip the nuptials and still have the flitch?

Engine(76) has outdone herself once again with roly-poly fried frog fritters and well rounded possum pies! Just right for fast lane felines! ... GTt(63) is sipping daiquiris while driving her little zucchini to work. It's hard work being harvested! ... Bee Gee(65) sits back to watch the birds while sucking on a Razzy raspberry daiquiris. She even provides sound effects. *phtthhtphtt*

Okay alley cats, how did you do?
1st - Engine, venturing far from her catty cubby hole, 76.
2nd - Mimi, enjoying all the flapping pink tongues, 74.
3rd - Tie, Tuck & Bee Gee, 65, NOT tying any nuptial knots!

And today's "Loser Be Cool" is Luvbug. Are you sure you want to tend the still in your obviously post-party impaired state? I'm sure one of the other shackers would be willing to sacrifice their time and tend to that litle matter on your behalf.

~~~Pig~~~
*Sticking out tongue*
Neener neener neener!
`

Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/19/2016 01:55.21 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW! PART UNO!
IM BAAAACK!!! THEY'RE HEEEEEERE!! I GUESS YOU KNOW THAT LINE FROM POLTERGEIST. HEY, HAPPY BUCK MOON TO YOU! WE SURE DID A GREAT JOB OF DECORATING LAST NIGHT AND PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THE PINTO TODAY. I SURE AM SIGHING A GREAT SIGH OF RELIEF THAT WE'RE STILL HERE! IM HOPE TO BE SIGHING EVERY DAY! WE SAW THE ALMOST FULL MOON LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT! OH MJ, IT WAS SO BIG AND BRIGHT AND HAD ANTLERS! OJ DID A GREAT JOB SETTING UP THE SOUND SYSTEM.

I DID SEE YOU, THE MOJ AND EVIE DOING YOUR BEST SHIRELLES TUNE! JUST SO HAPPENS THAT'S ONE OF MOMS FAVORITES! AND WHATTA WAY TO DEAL WITH THE TENSION OF OUR VERY PRECARIOUS SITUATION HERE ON "THE OLD CC". ALTHOUGH THE BLUE MOON ALE HELPED OUT TOO. WE WERE GOOFY TO BEGIN WITH, SO HANGING IN HER DAY BY DAY CAN'T MAKE US ANY GOOFIER!

OH BUMMER IN THE SUMMER! IL MASTRO DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT OUTTA THE STARTING LINE? OH I LIKE THAT US ANGELS WERE ON THE TALISMAN. WAS MR.KING AND MR.STRAUB WITH US? MOM LOVES THAT BOOK! AND THE EQUATION FOR THE GIRLS? GUESS THEY BROUGHT UP THE REAR IN THAT EQUATION...MOL! AND THE BOYS WERE ON THE DENALI? HAVE YOU EVER HAD DENALI ICE CREME? THEY HAVE THE MOOSETRACKS...LITTLE CHOCOLATE CHUNKS SHAPED LIKE MOOSE HOOVES FILLED WITH PEANUT BUTTER. AND CARABOU CARMEL? I GUESS YOU KNOW THAT DENALI MOUNTAIN IN ALASKA USED TO BE MT.McKINLEY? ALTHOUGH BEFORE THAT IT WAS "DENALI" FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. SO WHY EVEN CHANGE IT?

DIDJA KNOW DENALI COMES FROM THE KOYUKON WORD FOR "HIGH" OR "TAIL"? WHODDA THUNK A MOUNTAIN WOULD HAVE A HIGH TAIL? I SURE WISH NOM WOULDNT HAVE SPACED OUT AND FORGOTTEN! BUT WE WERE THERE IN SPIRIT AND AT THE GRAND HOTEL FOR THE FUN FESTIVITIES! WE MUST GO TO THE NEW CMR AND CHECK OUT THE PIX THAT LILY MADE! WELL JUST WENT OVER THERE AND CANT FIND THE BOAT PIX! HOW DO I FIND THEM? I SAID "HEY" TO EVERYONE! NICE TO SEE LOTSA KITTIES OVER THERE.

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/19/2016 11:52.28 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
HOW NICE OF PETE TO MAKE A "SOMEWHERE IN TIME" PHOTO FOR THE CUTE DREAMSICLES. SAY, MOM JUST GOOGLED YESTERDAY AND FOUND OUT THAT RICHARD MATHESON, HE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONES, WROTE THE BOOK "SOMEWHERE IN TIME!" DID WE KNOW THAT ALREADY? I DO HOPE THE LOVEY DOVEY DREAMSICLES ARE SPENDING A WEEK IN THE HONEYMOON SWEET, ORDERING ROOM SERVICE AND PINK BUBBLY! HOLY CATS. THE REGULAR SUITE S $1049.00 FOR ONE NIGHT! NO TELLIN' HOW MUCH FOR THE HONEYMOON SWEET! OH YEAH, THEY HAVE TO LEAVE THE SWEET AND COME TO THE PINTO FOR OUR FULL MOON PAWTY!

OH YEAH, GOTTA HAVE THE MECHANICAL BUCKIN' BRONCO, RIDING WHILE BUCK OWENS AND THE BUCKAROOS ENTERTAIN US WITH SOME GOOD OL' CRY IN YOUR BEER COUNTRY CROONINGS. THOSE BUCKEYE CANDIES ARE DA BOMB! IF WE'RE LUCKY, SQUEEVE WONT SHOW UP BUCKY ARSE NEKKED BUT RATHER IN HIS SHINY ORANGE SPEEDO! YOU HAVE A POINT THERE, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING GOES ON THE PINTO! MOM GOT HER BLOOD DRAWN ALTHOUGH IT CAME OUT VERY VERY SLOW, LIKE MOLASSES. BUT THEY DID GET HER ON THE FIRST TRY!

SHE STOPPED BY THE STORE AND GOT US 40 CANS OF FRISKIES AND A BIG BAG OF SURFIN TURFIN AND ONE OF FRISKIES SEAFOOD DELIGHTS! SHE GOT HERSELF SOME FOOD. IT'S COOL AND CLOUDY HERE TODAY! YOU HAVING ANY SUNSHINE? GOOD THING WE'RE HAVING BLUE SKIES AND SUNSHINE ON THE PINTO! LET'S HAVE SOME BLUE AGAVE MOONPIES WITH BLUE MOON ALE! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/19/2016 11:51.52 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW!
HEY GIRL! THIS HERE'S JUST A QUICKIE! MOM HASTA GO GET HER BLOOD DRAWN AT THE VAMPIRES OFFICE SO JUST IN CASE CC AINT HERE WHEN WE GET BACK, WE ARE READY TO ROCK THIS JOINT! HAPPY FULL BUCK MOON, LITTLE BUCKAROO! BACK IN A WHILE! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/19/2016 09:26.58 AM Report This Comment
Hi Angel Mallow and family
THanks for the congrats and the goodies for COTD badge today. You are all so sweet.

Sure that Moji approves and thanks for the goodies from Evie and Mallow Bakery. They are delicious.

Luvbug

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Queen Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote COCO #179504 COTM.

07/18/2016 07:52.20 PM Report This Comment
7-18 recap
So....here we are again,gathered together in the "is today the day" pawty. We'll do ANYTHING to pawty,but come on,this is NOT funny anymore! Mallow (60) sings a rather off tune,but heartfelt "Will we still be here tomorrow" ditty that would make the Shirelle's want to come out of retirement to save their reputations. On that note,who brought the popcorn,and the snacks,and the Heinicat for the Doomsday watch pawty? None other than our Engine (72) who came out of hiding with her minced loaves of mice and catnip caviar. When the going gets tough,Engine gets going.

Luvbug (51) our popular COTD (will he be the last?) passes out his leftover BD/Adopty goodies.

Mudcat (76) Is just happy to call some place,any place home,and it appears CC2 will be it! MUCH more comfortable than the doghouse.

GTt (63)is taking up a collection for a get out of jail free card for Persey who is REALLY in the doghouse. Hide a file in the mouse loaf and hope for the best.

I score a 71. Won't find ME in the doghouse,there are like dogs and creepy things in there. Dogs ARE creepy things.

Tuck (70) prefers to observe CC Armageddon from the comfort of under his own couch with a case of Heinicat close by.

BG (67) golf bully,and sour puss of the Greens,creates a shredded paper shelter to get her thru the CC crash and burn.

On that lovely note,I bring you the scores:
1st with 51 our COTD Luvbug
2nd with 60 Mallow
3rd with 63 GTt

Losers and cart barn cleaners are Mudcat with 76,and Engine with 72

XOXO~S~

It ain't over,til its over!

Come visit me, ~K.Steve~ Going out in style.

07/18/2016 01:09.37 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW! PART UNO!
HEY GIRL! WE FINALLY GOT THE NERVE UP TO VENTURE OVER HERE. WE FEARED IT MIGHT BE A TEENAGE WASTELAND (SUNG BY THE WHO) AND WE'D BE CRYING IN OUR BEER! BUT WOOHOO! WE ARE STILL HERE AND LAUGHING IN OUR BEER! AND WHAT DID WE SEE FIRST? IS IT A BIRD? NOPE. IS IT A PLANE? NOPE? IS IT SUPERMALLOW? WHY, YES...YES IT IS!! HER WINGS SPREAD FAR AND WIDE FLYING OVER TO MY PAGE! I GUESS IT'S BETTER TO SLOWLY WEAN OURSELVES OFFA HERE THAN GO COLD TURKEY. BUT UNLIKE OTHERS WE ARE STICKING TIL THE VERY END AND WE ARE STICKING BY THAT STORY JUST AS YOU GUYS ARE.

GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. IN EVERY PASSING DAY THAT WE THINK MAY BE OUR LAST, WE WILL BE PURPARED WHEN THAT DAY COMES. DARE I SAY "IF" THAT DAY COMES? GEE YOU GOT AN EARLY START THIS MORNING, DIDNT YA? NO HAIRBALLS ON THE NEW CMR OR YOUPET? SO WILL THEY JUST BE ON THE FB/HAIRBALLZ PAGE AND WILL YOU STILL BE LEADING THEM NOW AND THEN? I WILL BE RIDING SIDE SADDLE WITH YA ON THE GOLDEN HARLEY FLINGING SPARKLY ANGEL DUST FAR AND WIDE TO THOSE WHO NEED IT OR EVEN THOSE WHO DONT! JUST SPREADING GOOD CHEER ALONG WITH SPREADING "I CANT BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER" WITH FABIO IS GOOD BY ME!

OK LUMINA DUDE IT IS! IF WE WANNA GET REALLY CASUAL WE CAN ALWAYS CALL HIM LUM DUD. MOL!! A COUSIN TO THE FAMOUS MILK DUD, I WONDER? I GUESS I DONE FORGOT THAT LUMINA HAS TAKEN OVER WHATS LEFT OF I-5. I CAN DIG IT THAT HE WANTS TO STAY ANONYMOUS SO AS NOT TO GET ALL THOSE EMAILS BAD MOUTHING HIM FOR WHEN HE TURNS THE LIGHT OUT. I SURE HOPE AND "SPRAY" THAT WE'LL STILL BE HERE TOMORROW FOR WHAT WILL PROBABLY BE OUR LAST FULL MOON PAWTY HERE ON CC! OH JUST ONE MORE, MR.LUM DUD. I HATE TO PUSH IT (NO I DONT!) BUT MAYBE JUST TWO MORE FULL MOON PAWTIES?

TO BE CONTINUED......

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/18/2016 10:54.44 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE OUR NEW CMR JUST IN CASE. BUT WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO WING WHIP MR.LUM DUD IF HE DONT DO AS WE ASK. JUST LIGHTLY WING WHIP HIM INTO SUBMISSION. THE NEW CMR HAS A NICE RING TO IT AND MUCH EASIER THAN SPELLING OUT "CATMEWSROOM". I CANNOT BELIEVE MY MOM! WHATTA CLOWN! SHE TOTALLY ZONED OUT AND FORGET THE MACKINAC RACE TWICE IN A ROW. SHE DID CHECK OUT THE PROGRESS ON BELLS BEER PAGE, BUT THE ONLY BOAT THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR WAS IL MAESTRO. WE HAD NO IDEA THE NAME OF OUR ANGEL BOAT, THE GIRLS BOAT OR THE BOYS BOAT. SO THOSE TOM SCALLIWAGE CAME IN SECOND, WITH US ANGELS JUST A SKOSH AHEAD OF THE GIRLS? WELL IT WAS FUN AND WE DID COME TO THE GRAND HOTEL BALLROOM LAST NIGHT ALL GUSSIED UP IN OUR FINERY!

THE AFRICAN BBQ CHICKEN IS A SPICY, SWEET AND TANGY SLOW COOKED SUPER JUICY CHICKEN WITH JUICY THIGHS! IT'S MADE WITH THE HOT AND SPICY PERI PERI SPICE! AND FUNNY THING MOM ACTUALLY HAS A BOTTLE OF THE STUFF IN THE CUPBOARD! ITS IN A PEPPER MILL TYPE BOTTLE WHERE YOU GRIND IT YOURSELF. DUNNO WHY SHE HAS IT. SHE'S NOT FOND OF REALLY SPICY STUFF. I GUESS SHE JUST LIKED THE NAME AND IT WAS REALLY CHEAP! MY MOM IS ALSO MS.CHEEP CHEEP! WHAT COUPLE OF CLUCKS OUR MOMS ARE! CHEEP CHEEP! OH WOW, MOM JUST FOUND OUT PERI PERI OR PIRI PIRI IS THE SWAHILI WORD FOR "PEPPER PEPPER!"

INDIAN FRY BREAD, EH? I THINK EXIT/ENGINES MOM MAKES THAT HER SELF. OH MOM CAN'T MAKE A DECENT PANCAKE TO SAVE HER LIFE! SO SHE BUYS THE READY MADE ONES. DO YOU HAVE IHOP UP THERE? SO HOW MANY STRIPS OF PANELING COME IN A PACKAGE? I HOPE THEY HAVE THAT SCRATCHER DISCOUNT SOON, BUT SINCE YOUR MOMS ON A ROLL, SHE MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO BUY THEM NOW.

GREAT IDEA TO START DECORATING FOR THE FULL MOON PAWTY TODAY! LET'S GATHER UP A WHOLE HERD OF JACKELOPES TO PUT ON THE CATIO! WE CAN GET SPONGIE TO HELP YOU STRING UP SOME ANTLER SHAPED TWINKLY LIGHTS. WE CAN HAVE CAMO TABLECLOTHES WITH WOODSY DECORATION. SAY....PINECONES FOR THE CENTERPIECES. I THINK I CAN GET THE BAND "BUCK CHERRY" TO COME PLAY FOR US. AND MAYBE EVEN BUCK OWENS AND THE BUCKAROOS! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BUCKIN' GOOD TIME! DARE WE HAVE ROTISSERIE BUCK? BUCK BURG3ERS? BUCK KABOBS? BUCK TACOS? CORN AND CLUCK FOR UNDER A BUCK? MAYBE SQUEEVE CAN BRING SOME OF THOSE BUCKEYE CANDIES HE LOVES SO MUCH!

WE'VE BEEN SEEING THE BIG SHINY MOON EVERY NIGHT EXCEPT FOR LAST NIGHT. TOO CLOUDY! JUST LIKE TODAY. 61* AND NO SUN TO BE SEEN. I BROUGHT US SOME ALMOND JOY MOONPIES AND ALMOND SILK MILK TO GET US ENERGIZED! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/18/2016 10:54.06 AM Report This Comment
Hi A. Mallow
Thanks for the birthday and adopty day wishes. You are all so kind. Thanks for the rocking party and the wonderful cake. Most of all, thanks for your friendship.

Purrs and headvonks from Luvbug and family.

p.s. = Don't forget your goody bag.

Come visit me, Dancing Bear (In Loving Memory 1994 to 12/2011), Luvbug - RIP Sir Leo,Q. MerryBelle and UBB, Drooler and Angel Fang - Thank you everyone, Buster - RIP Q. Pappoose and Q. Gracie, Sphinx (In loving Memory of 1986-2004) Thanks COTD, Lil Jag - RIP Q. Angel Aunt Samantha thanks COTD, Smudge - Married Queen Carmen - RIP Angel Wilson & Q.Angel Kuce(1993-2012)Vote COCO #179504 COTM.

07/17/2016 08:22.09 PM Report This Comment
Happy 'Doptybirthday Luvbug! 7-17-16
Lots of special days for some more of our friends and family today too! Emoji day, of course, for Mojo. Yellow Pig day for, who else! And Wrong way Corrigan, for our intrepid navigator Steve, who still can't read a map! (At least that's what Bee Gee says...)

Luvbug wastes no time tossing his losing 51 in the trash and heading out to the still to start his celebration. Try not to have too much fun til the rest of us get there! Mallow has a winner for a change, and is so thrilled with that 59 she even lets Moji have all her ice cream. Well, most of it... Mimi(74) isn't sure she wants to sit beside a Yellow Pig. Doesn't Pokemon kinda look like a yellow pig with red cheeks? Yeah, I don't blame you, I wouldn't want to sit next to that either.

Twink has ANOTHER winner today. Did you bribe GTt with ice cream for that 63? Watch out, Persey, look who else got a 63! Bee Gee is sneaking up behind you with some brandied peaches, guaranteed to cause day-after headaches. And Tuck lets OUR Pig, he of yellow journalsim, know he put his foot in it yesterday by sending winner Dot to the C.B. Okay, but at least today I'm SURE your 70 makes you a loser!

Today's winners are Mallow, Persey, and Bee Gee. Maybe you should just give Bee Gee her sticky catbucks back and Mallow & Persey, you two share what's left.

~~~Hot Rod~~~
Party at Luvbug's place! Bus leaves
the cart barn in 10 minutes!
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Come visit me, CATTY SHACK ~.

07/17/2016 02:27.23 PM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW! PART UNO!
WOOHOO! MY FIRST BLOG OF THE DAY! IT'S GETTING RAWTHER QUIET OVER HERE ON CC, AINT IT? OR COULD IT BE MY FISH BREATH? STINKY FEETS? NO MATTER, YOU'RE HERE AND THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS! YOU AND LILY WHO'LL BE BY LATER ON. QUESTION OH WISE ONE: WHY IS THE PNEUMONIA GUY CALLED LUMINA GUY? WE DON'T WISH HIM ANY HARM AND HOPE HE GETS BETTER, BUT WHO CAN BLAME US FOR BEING GLAD TO BE ON CC A FEW MORE DAYS LONGER? SURELY MANAGEMENT CAN'T FAULT US FOR THAT. AND AT THIS POINT, WHAT CAN THEY DO? KICK US OFF? HA! ID LIKE TO SEE 'EM TRY IT!

I KINDA FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR SCHMUCK IF HE IS JUST A NOBODY WHO GOT STUCK WITH THE INGRATUITOUS JOB OF JUST FLICKING OFF THE LIGHT SWITCH. THEY SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE THE PRESIDENT OR SOME BIG WIG DO IT SO THEY CAN LIVE WITH THEIR KHARMA AND WHAT THEY'VE DONE, OR WILL DO TO US!

OH FOOD TRUCKS? NO FOOD BOOTHS? ARE THEY LIKE THE ROACH COACHES? WHEN WE LIVED IN HERMOSA BEACH, ABOUT 3 TIMES A YEAR AT THE PIER, JUST 2 BLOCKS AWAY, THEY'D CLOSE OFF STREETS IN ALL DIRECTIONS FOR ABOUT 4 BLOCKS EXCEPT FOR FOOT TRAFFIC. THEY'D HAVE FOOD BOOTHS AND FOOD TRUCKS WITH FOOD FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! IT WAS ONE INTERNATIONAL DELIGHT, I TELL YA! ONE OF THE BEST THINGS MOM HAD WAS AFRICAN BBQ CHICKEN! IT WAS A VERITABLE FEAST! AND THEY HAD BOOTHS WITH JEWELERY, ARTS AND CRAFTS, A BANDSTAND, AND THE PIER HAD LOTSA BARS FOR WHEN YOU NEED A COCKTAIL OR BEER BREAK. ONE TIME MOM HAD TO PRACTICALLY BE CARRIED HOME! THEY HAD FACE PAINTING TOO. DOES YOUR FAIR HAVE THAT?

LET'S GET OUR FACES PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE OUR MOMS! OH YOU LOOK SO PRETTY WHILE MY MOM FACE PAINTING? REALLY GOOFY LOOKIN'! SORRY MOM. NO DISRESPECT BUT YOU IS WHAT YOU IS. OH GLORY BE! A BEAVER TAIL TRUCK? SERVING FRIED BEAVER TAILS? CAN WE PICK UP A FURRY BEAVER TAIL HAT? OH GEE, MOM JUST HAD TO GOOGLE THE INDIAN BANNOCK AND FOUND OUT IT'S BREAD! AND DIDYA KNOW THAT BANNOCK MEANS "OATS"? WHO KNEW? IS IT LIKE FLATBREAD? THAT AC/DC TRIBUTE BAND SURE HAD US BANGIN' OUR HEADS ON THE HEAVY METAL!

TO BE CONTINUED......

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/17/2016 11:22.24 AM Report This Comment
HEY MALLOW...PART DOS!
THAT BEER GARDEN WAS WUNDERBAR AND THOSE FRAULEINS WHO WERE A BIT....UH...LOOPY FROM GUZZLING BIER WERE A REAL HOOT UP THERE ON THE TABLES IN THEIR DIRNDLES DRESSES! GOOD THING THEY HAD THEIR CHONIES ON CUZ THEIR SKIRTS SURE DID GET BLOWN UP BY THAT STIFF BREEZE! OR WERE THEYB DOING THE CAN-CAN? BUMMER YOUR MOM MISSED CHILLIWACK AND THE VAN HALEN BAND. BUT SHE SURE DONT WANNA GET BITTEN UP BY THEM THAR SKEETERS. SHE TOOK THE PUTT PUTT THERE? I BET PARKING WAS NOT SO GOOD, OR WAS IT?

HOPE YOUR MOM HAS FUN STAYING HOME FINISHING THE PANELING AND MOWING THE GRASS. WE GOT OURS MOWED LAST WEEK. MOM CAVED AND HAD TO HAVE LAWN CODY DO IT. HE DID IT FOR SIX BUCKS INSTEAD OF TEN. MOM SAID SHE HAD NO CATBUCKS (A WHITE LIE) BUT THEN HAD SECOND THOUGHTS SINCE WE WERE GETTING PUSHED OUT MY THOSE DANDLYLIONS! IS RONA THE HARDWARE STORE IN LANGLEY? OH GOODIE! WE GET TO SLINK OFF TO THE FAIR! I CAN'T WAIT TO SCARF UP SOME GOOD GREASY FAIR FOOD!

WOW BUMBER CARS? THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! DO WE NEED HELMETS? WHY, YES IT DOES! WITH TRAMPOLINES! LET'S SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN BOUNCE UP! MAYBE WE CAN TOUCH THE MOON IF WE REALLY GET BOUNCY! WE'VE SEEN THOSE BIG OL' HAMSTER BALL! I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO BE A HAMSTER! GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT! LETS GO! I BROUGHT US SOME BUTTER PECAN MOONPIES WITH BUTTERMILK! BEWARE FAIR GOERS! THE ANGELS ARE COMIN'! LUVYA GRACIE ♥

Come visit me, ***WOOHOO! NAPPERS IS SAMSONS GIRLFRIEND****, K.A.ELMIE/QA. POUNCIE**VOTE COCO #179504 COTM* '16*, ***SUGAR LUVS HIS BALLERINA ***, ***MRS. LILLY & FRASIERS 1ST ANNIVERSARY...JUNE 24, GRACIE & MAX***VOTE COCO #179504 16 COTM****, ***MRS.WHISKERS LUVS HER WILDMAN EXIT****RIP PING, A.PAWPAW~~~I GAVE MY ♥ TO ANGEL SMOKEY~~~~~ & ***BLUEY AKA NUTTY BUDDY LUVS HIS MAIA GIRL*****.

07/17/2016 11:21.39 AM Report This Comment
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