Active within 505 Days
Hi! My name is Smoky's Diner and Cafe-NOW HIRING!
I am a Birman from Charlotte, MI
Nicknames: We have delivery, takeout, and seats! 100 seats, 60 of them are booths, and 15 of them are outside or on our deck! NOTE: We are installing a game cave! Also a gift shop! We are open until 9:00 to 12:00 in the morning. If you have ordered after or before these times, you may expect your order later at a more necessary time.
Age: 1 year old
Coat: long haired
Education: The Health Department named us the healthiest! Since we are the healthiest, we do not serve any soda for reasons such as dental deasise and gingivitis. If you have any allergies, please contact us just in case. Now serving hoiliday dinners. (See where your cat's favorite hang out spot)
My favorite tricks and treats are: ENTREES:
Scrambled Eggs(your choice)-15.00
Catnip Pancakes and Waffles-15.00
Mouseberry Muffins(now at a cheaper price!)-8.00
Popcorn(soft or hard)-3.00
Mice(freshly hunted or frozen)-6.00
Dogfish(almost like catfish)-30.00
Micerella(with your choice of sides)-30.00
Chef's Choice(any one of items on menu)-20.00
Mice Lime Pie-20.00
Platter of Candy-20.00
(Platters are 30.00)
Chicken Noodle Soup-20.00
Note: If you have any suggestions, questions, or comments, please contact our manager, Smoky. We will be able to answer your blogs! and DRINKS:
Where I hang out: If you would like to reserve for a party in our Party Area, please contact our manager, Smoky. She will inform you if we have spots avaible. (For kittens, we have bouncy houses and cat clowns! Reservation is only 20 dollars!) Also having hoilday dinners. These are fifty dollars and you can decorate the room for whatever occasion.
My favorite grubs: KITTENS MENU:
(On Saturdays and Mondays kittens eat FREE!)
Dry Cat Food-5.00
Mouse Stew(small)-7. 00
Lullaby Salad(your choice of what's on your salad!)-10.00
My pet peeves: We take Cat Express cards, Gift cards, and cash. We do hand out change.
What I love about my owners: Smoky's Diner and Cafe on Hoildays Hours:
Christmas-10:00 PM to 11:00 PM
Valentines Day-9:00 AM to 12:00 PM
New Years Eve-Closed
Memorial Day-9:00 AM to 12:00 PM
Martin Luther King Jr Day-9:00 AM to 12:00 PM
My cat hobbies: We have Jazz music, a bookstore, and we have flat screen TVs!
Pet motto: If you have a complaint, we will provide!