Active within 505 Days
Hi! My name is Smoky's Diner and Cafe-NOW HIRING!
I am a Birman from Charlotte, MI
Nicknames: We have delivery, takeout, and seats! 100 seats, 60 of them are booths, and 15 of them are outside or on our deck! NOTE: We are installing a game cave! Also a gift shop! We are open until 9:00 to 12:00 in the morning. If you have ordered after or before these times, you may expect your order later at a more necessary time.
Age: 1 year old
Gender: F
Coat: long haired
Education: The Health Department named us the healthiest! Since we are the healthiest, we do not serve any soda for reasons such as dental deasise and gingivitis. If you have any allergies, please contact us just in case. Now serving hoiliday dinners. (See where your cat's favorite hang out spot)
My favorite tricks and treats are: ENTREES:
Breakfeast:
Scrambled Eggs(your choice)-15.00
Catnip Pancakes and Waffles-15.00
Hashbrowns-12. 00
Cinnamon Rolls-14.00
Mouseberry Muffins(now at a cheaper price!)-8.00
Lunch:
Grilled Cheese-9.00
Mice-Itz-9.00
Popcorn(soft or hard)-3.00
Mice(freshly hunted or frozen)-6.00
Dinner:
Mice Stew-30.00
Salmon-30.00
Lobster-30.00
Dogfish(almost like catfish)-30.00
Micerella(with your choice of sides)-30.00
Spagetti-30.00
Clam Chowder-40.00
Chef's Choice(any one of items on menu)-20.00
Turkey-40.00
Desert:
Mice Lime Pie-20.00
Angel Fruitcake-20.00
Platter of Candy-20.00
Miceberry Muffins-20.00
Vanilla Cake-20.00
Micearella-20. 00
(Platters are 30.00)
Soups:
Chicken Noodle Soup-20.00
Mice Stew-20.00
Clam Chowder-20.00
Tomoto Soup-20.00
Sides:
Carrots
Mice
Eggs
French Fries
Dip(any kind)
Note: If you have any suggestions, questions, or comments, please contact our manager, Smoky. We will be able to answer your blogs! and DRINKS:
Hot Chocolate-10.00
Coffee-10.00
CatNip Tea-10.00
CatNip Milkshake-5.00
Milk-2.00
Water-2.00
Where I hang out: If you would like to reserve for a party in our Party Area, please contact our manager, Smoky. She will inform you if we have spots avaible. (For kittens, we have bouncy houses and cat clowns! Reservation is only 20 dollars!) Also having hoilday dinners. These are fifty dollars and you can decorate the room for whatever occasion.
My favorite grubs: KITTENS MENU:
(On Saturdays and Mondays kittens eat FREE!)
Spagetti-12.00
Gumbo-12.00
Tuna-5.00
Dry Cat Food-5.00
Catnip Peas-7.00
Mouse Stew(small)-7. 00
Lullaby Salad(your choice of what's on your salad!)-10.00
Chicken Tenders-10.00
My pet peeves: We take Cat Express cards, Gift cards, and cash. We do hand out change.
What I love about my owners: Smoky's Diner and Cafe on Hoildays Hours:
Christmas-10:00 PM to 11:00 PM
Thanksgiving-Cl- osed
Valentines Day-9:00 AM to 12:00 PM
New Years Eve-Closed
New Years-Closed
Memorial Day-9:00 AM to 12:00 PM
Martin Luther King Jr Day-9:00 AM to 12:00 PM
My cat hobbies: We have Jazz music, a bookstore, and we have flat screen TVs!
Pet motto: If you have a complaint, we will provide!