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Bart and Mystie's Courtship Page

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Hi! My name is Bart and Mystie's Courtship Page

I am a Manx from Box Springs, GA

Nicknames: Bart~Booger Boy

Mystic Mae~Sweetie

Age: 11 years old

Gender: M

Coat: short haired

Education: Bart~I invented Krazy Kat Kola,and am a great and fearless hunter!

Mystie~I overcame my fear of people after Mom adopted me and I've become a beautiful and loving cat. I also caught Bart's eye, and that's something to be proud of!

My favorite tricks and treats are: Bart~ I can jump real high and catch Hummingbirds!

Mystie~I can catch Bart! I also like to tease the dogs and play with them. I'm really good at catching mice, too and
Bart~This one's easy-Mysties kisses!

Mystie~Again easy--Bart's kisses

Where I hang out: Bart~At the cottage with Mystie in front of the big screen T.V.,and in the kitchen eating Mystie's cooking...she's a great cook!

Mystie~in the cottage with Bart, of course! I love to cook gourmet meals with him, and watch as he enjoys the good food.

My favorite grubs: Bart~Lets see...steak,pot- atoes,fish,eggs- ,bacon,grits. .ummm,FOOD,hehe- !
Mystie~Everythi- ng Bart likes!

My pet peeves: Bart~CHAPERONES- !

Mystie~being spied on!

What I love about my owners: Bart~I love everything about Mystie! She's beautiful,smart- ,can wrestle real good,kind and did I mention she can cook?

Mystie~I don't have an owner, I have a partner. What's not to love about Bart?

My cat hobbies: Bart~Snuggle with Mystie,and EAT!

Mystie~Snuggle with Bart and feed him

Pet motto: Bart~Life is better when shared with a loved one!

Mystie~Life is better when there is love, and I love my Bart!

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Bart~Well,as I remember it,I voted for her for COTD,then got into a fight about the 'proper' way to hit the votey button,but I soon won her over to my way of thinking,and she couldn't help but fall in love with me!

Mystie~Say what? You still don't know how to hit the vote button right. If it weren't for me, you would never get anything done!

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Oh Bart! What a lovely evening, and such
sweet gifts. I love them *almost* as much as I love you! Everything is perfect! And...ehem..."desert" sounds perfect! What are we waiting for?

Mystie takes Bart's paw in her own and they head for the privacy of the bedroom...and shut the door, making sure to hang out a DO NOT DISTURB sign!

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05/25/2013 08:11.05 PM Report This Comment
Bart arrives at Mystie's House...
And taking her paw,leads her out to the SUV for the short trip to the cottage. Upon arriving,he escorts her up the walk to the door,where he pauses to give her a ver deep kiss! "My darling,I want your ADOPTI day to be the best you have ever spent the ADOPTI day with your family,as it should be...but this second day will be our own private celebration!" They enter the cottage,and Mystie sees a small table set with Elderflower Champagne Cocktails and Salmon Sashimi appetizers,and propped up in the center...a large gift box with gold ribbon and one red rosé! "Oh Bart...this is wonderful! You really outdone yourself!"......."Sit,sweetheart,and enjoy,for there is much more to come(with a whisker waggle!) Mystie blushes and sips her champagne! When they are finished,he hands her the box,and she eagerly opens it. Inside is a cute little card,a tee shirt that says 'Forever Family' and two coller tags,...Bart says he could not decide between the two,so bought them both! ......"Oh my Booger! I love them...all of them!" ...."Sweetie,the day your family adopted you,was the best day for you,and one worth all the gifts I can afford for if they didn't,I would never have met you,and would still be a lonely Tom! Now let's go in to dinner,before it gets cold" Escorting her to the dining room and seating her,he gets two Salmon salads with Avocado Aioll and when it was gone took the Braised Brisket Ragu with Penne from the warming oven! ....."Bart...I'm speechless! This meal...its wonderful! Did you cook all this yourself!? Surely you didn't.....did you?"....."Yes,my love,I did-for you!" After the entree,Bart removes two Raspberry Lychee Sorbet Champagne Floats for dessert,but his eyes says what he REALLY wants! Mystie tells Bart..."This evening has been just purrfect,honey,and has been the BEST Adoptiversary ever!"... "It's not over yet,my love" and taking te glass from her paw,he leads her to the living room,and setting her on the loveseat,disappears into the kitchen. He soon rejoins her with warm Boozy Salted Caramel Mocha drinks,and another small gift box,and a dozen red roses! Mystie's eyes are round with supprise,and the drinks forgotten,gathers the roses to smell. "They are so beautiful"she whispers,with a hint of tears in her eyes. Bart hands her the gift box,and inside she finds a ring and heart within a heart necklace. "The ring is the Celtic love knot,and honey,that's how I feel all the time with you...tied up in love knots! The necklace is two hearts beating as one...yours and mine,forever!" Bart slips the ring on her finger,and then fastens the necklace around her slim,lovely neck...which he kisses. Lifting her up,he leads her to the bedroom,where they will reaffirm their private!

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05/24/2013 06:12.02 PM Report This Comment
A Word With Whiskers – May 16
The Taste Sense Of Cats - (from PetSpeak)
Cats are blessed with a keen sense of smell. So while humans can smell broiled lobster, a cat can smell something like “broiled Maine lobster shipped in brine.” Despite their incredible sensitivity to smell, cats aren’t too concerned about taste. Of all their senses, taste is probably the least important to cats. Humans seek culinary perfection, but cats are mainly interested in whether the stuff they’re about to eat is nutritious or dangerous.

Cats tend to be more picky than dogs. One reason for this is that they’re carnivores, and spoiled meat is best left behind for scavengers. Another reason is that they’re, well, cats, and cats are generally more particular about life than dogs. Because they care more about what they put into their mouths, it’s tougher to slip them day-old food or extras like medicine.

Cats do seem to have one blind spot when it comes to taste: They have a very limited ability to identify sweets. While most animals prefer food with sucrose in it, cats don’t seem to notice it. In fact, researchers found that cats could not tell the difference between sugar water and plain water, even when the sugar level was so high that it was potentially dangerous.

Although flavor isn’t the most important thing to cats, food certainly is. It gives them a sense of comfort and well-being even as it satisfies their appetites. And it can be a powerful tool for communication as well. If you give a pet food he really likes, you’ll get his attention in a hurry.

Cats are creatures of habit, which means they’re most comfortable when they’re in familiar surroundings, with familiar people and familiar tastes. Just because people want to try different foods all the time doesn’t mean cats do too.

It’s fine to change foods periodically. Cats may get bored with the same food after a few months and will crave a new flavor. Let them have it. But make the change slowly by mixing some of the new food in with the old food for a few days. This will prevent diarrhea or other digestive problems that may occur when pets suddenly start eating something new.

THE ABILITY TO TASTE: The reason dogs and cats snack out of the trash can with the same gusto that they have for cleaning out their food bowls is that the food we throw out often has appealing flavor & aromas. There’s a significant difference in the number of tastebuds between pets & people. Here’s the comparison:

PEOPLE: 10,000 tastebuds | DOGS: 1,500-2,000 tastebuds | CATS: 473 tastebuds
Hey, who said cats don’t have taste?!

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05/16/2013 12:25.36 PM Report This Comment
Ah ,Misty my love,
I do so miss seeing you! We will have to go kick up our paws soon! Dinner and dancing sounds good to about you?~Love Always,your Bartholomew

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03/08/2013 11:01.05 AM Report This Comment
My sweet Booger!
I'm still here, but Mom is hindered by that darned cast so I can't write much. I miss you a lot! I will come back when I can and give you cuddles and kisses. Love, Mystie May
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01/13/2013 09:05.43 AM Report This Comment
And both of them burst into tears!
Bart looks at his two girls, who are sobbing like babies, and is bewildered. Women! Who can understand them? "Mystie? Mindy?" he asks... "Um, did I do something wrong?" The girls look at Bart and cry even harder. Now Bart is worried. He can't for the life of him figure out why his girls are so upset! "Oh Bart! Bart, honey, you aren't in trouble. You didn't do anything wrong. It's just the opposite, actually!" "Seriously?" Bart says. Now is he even more puzzled, and Mystie and Mindy are still crying, and he doesn't know what to do.

Which is really sad, because Mystie's Mom is having surgery tomorrow on her hand, and it might be awhile before Mystie can explain anything...

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01/13/2013 09:01.50 AM Report This Comment
Almost speechless,but not quite....
Bart sputters "But sweetie,I've had my nickname since I was a's momma gave it to me,uh,'cause I was sick,and uh(Bart scratches his head)...weeell,hummmm,I'll THINK about it(Bart has a 'light bulb' moment) OH!OH! I know...Mighty Hunter,or Snake Charmer,eh? Or better yet...Hawk Eye!" Mystie looks at Bart with a 'You have got to be kidding face' and says..."Never mind Bart! I think 'Booger' suits you just fine after all!" and huffs off,with Mindy in tow.......failing to see Bart's smug look.........

Come visit me, Bart and Peach State Cats & In Loving Memory~.

11/13/2012 04:48.19 PM Report This Comment
Deja Vu, only in reverse! Bart waves his paw in
front of Mystie's face as he tries to bring her back to earth. "Earth to Mystie! Mystie, are you there? BART to Mystie!!" " What?" Mystie looks up bemused, wondering what Bart is blabbering about. She had been so engrossed in watching her little girl Mindy play and chase butterflies that she had totally forgotten that anyone else was around. "My little girl!" Mystie is thinking. "MY little girl!" Mystie is still so enchanted by the thought of motherhood that Bart begins to worry. "Mystie? My Love?" Bart says. Mystie looks up at him, finally seeing him there! "Oh Bart! What is it my Booger?" "Mystie, do you still love me?" "BART! What kind of silly question is that?! Of course I do!" "But Mystie, all of a sudden it's like I don't exist. It's you and Mindy and I'm just nothing anymore!" "BART! You can't really be serious! How could we ever have a family without you?" Bart still isn't sure.

Just like a man. A little one comes along and suddenly the Daddy wants to be a child too. MOL!! "Oh, and while we're on the subject, my sweet, you need a new nickname. 'Booger' isn't a proper name to call an adult when there's a child in the family." Bart is flabbergasted and almost speechless...

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11/12/2012 07:30.03 PM Report This Comment
Mystie Waves Her Paw...
In front of Bart's face,and he snaps back! "Whoa,did my mind wander....I was thinking about us,and Allie and growing old,and...uh..." Bart trails off after seeing Mystie's impatient look....."Okey dokey then...a new name for Allie-see,I know what we were talking about,honey! Allie,you want a special name,Hummmm,like Mystie's ..." Bart scratches his head,thinking as Allie jumps up and down excited.." Hurry up Bart,and make up your mind! Find me a new name in your mindie!"........."THAT'S IT-THAT'S IT!" shouts Bart"......."What are you talking about,sweetie"asks Mystie....."Her new name...Mindy..not mind-e! I think you wanted a name that start's with an 'M',right honey? Bart asks hopefully,looking at Allie....."YESSS" she squeals

Bart sinks down to the ground in relief,and Mystie puts her paws around his shoulders,saying "Oh Booger,you got it right!"....."Yeah,but this 'parent' thing is tiring!" Mystie laughs and hugs Bart,and they watch little Allie,er,Mindy run off chasing butterflies"......

Come visit me, Bart and Peach State Cats & In Loving Memory~.

11/11/2012 06:06.26 PM Report This Comment
Mystie kneels down by Allie and asks
"What do you mean by a 'special name', little one?" "You know, Mystie. Like you call Bart 'Booger' and he calls you 'Sweetie' know...a name like that!" Mystie thinks she understands now, but she looks at Bart just to be sure she's getting this right. Bart is no help, though, seemingly unable to understand what Allie is talking about. "BART! Snap out of it!" Mystie is still looking for some help. "Um, what?" Bart asks. "What were we talking about?" "Good grief, Bart! Where is your head?" Mystie asks. All she gets for an answer is a blank stare...

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10/21/2012 06:43.50 PM Report This Comment
Bart smiles and nods 'YES',........"YIPEEEE"
Squeals Allie,jumping up and down! "YES,YES,YES, I want to be your special little girl! But.....I need a special name like YOURS! " says Allie,looking shyly at Mystie. ~ Mystie looks at Bart with a 'Now what' look..........

Come visit me, Bart and Peach State Cats & In Loving Memory~.

10/14/2012 09:23.36 AM Report This Comment
Mystie looks down at little Allie and says
"You DO have many Mommies and Daddies, sweetheart, but Bart and I would *LOVE IT* if you would be OUR special little one! What do you think, would you like to be our daughter?" She looks at Bart and raises her eyebrows...waiting to see if he agrees. And of course, waiting especially for Allie's answer.

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10/13/2012 08:08.08 PM Report This Comment
Bart Looks At Mystie...
And lifts his eye whiskers,and mouthes, "What"....."Ah,Ah.....I don't know" she replies! "Well,this has GOT to be a first! My impetuous ,feisty Mystie is speechless!". Then sitting down,and gathering Allie up in his arms,Bart proceeds to tell Allie how she came to be adopted,and loved by so many kitties,and that she had 'many' moms and dads.......Finally finding her voice,Mystie adds....

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10/13/2012 08:03.30 PM Report This Comment
Mystie, who had been lost in the moment
opens her eyes and kneels down to Allie. "No, honey. I'm all right. Bart just knew that I was thinking some things that only adults think, and wanted me to know that it was all right." "I still don't get it, Mystie." Allie says. Bart kneels down and tries again, "Allie, sweetheart, Mystie was just thinking about what it would be like if you were OUR little girl." "Oh! Well, I thought I *was* your little girl!", Allie says. Now both Mystie and Bart are flustered and at a loss for words. Mystie starts to say something, then hesitates...

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10/13/2012 08:02.32 PM Report This Comment
Bart Notices Mystie's Discomfiture.....
And setting Allie down gently,he says " Look Allie,see the leaves blowing in the wind? Go see if you can catch one,honey!"..." WHeeeeee" Allie squeals,and takes off chasing the leaves,leaving Bart and Mystie alone.......Bart stops Mystie,and taking her paws in his,he looks in her eyes,and softly says, "Sweetheart, I love and adore you,and am so unworthy of you. You are my world,my light...and I view it my life's goal to make you happy! SO,whether we are mated,as most cats do,or ever get married,as our pawrents did,is strictly up to you! Whatever makes you happy will make me happy. I just want you to be one hundred(Bart kisses her forehead) percent( then her eyes) sure!........ Bart now kisses Mystie full on the mouth,deeply,and murmurs..."The balls in your court,sweetie.................."Bart? Does Mystie have a boo boo"? Asks Allie...

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10/13/2012 08:01.36 PM Report This Comment
"Good Grief! Bart, who REALLY made
that mess?" Mystie asks as they hold little Allie's paws and swing her between them. Bart looks at Mystie and asks, "Does it really matter?" Mystie shakes her head and continues swinging little Allie, and as she looks at Bart and realizes what they are doing--walking along with a kitten between them, swinging her like she's their own, she suddenly becomes very uncomfortable. So much so that she *almost* drops Allie's paw! " I guess it doesn't really matter." she says. "Bart, maybe we should put little Allie down and let her walk on her own..."

Come visit me, Bart and Mystie's Courtship Page.

10/13/2012 08:00.04 PM Report This Comment
"I DID IT!!"
Said a loud voice behind them! Whirling around,Mystie and Bart see Smudge standing there with a bucket and cleaning supplies. "Well,I....." starts Mystie,and again an interruption!..."No he didn't,I DID IT" and Charlie steps out of the bushes,with supplies of his own! "how could YOU do it,when WE did it?" asks Opie and Eli
"Don't listen to them,it was me" from Levi
"was not,I did it" hollers Dixon
"They are ALL wrong! It was US! shouts Gypsy,Ellie and Andy,with brooms,mops and cleaning rags........
Mystie is mystified! She and Bart look at each other,in stunned silence,while Bart's sibs continue to argue!........Finally,Bart throws his paws in the air and shouts "QUITE"..... In the lull that follows,a tiny little voice said " I did it"......All the cats are stunned to see baby Allie Cat standing with a tiny sand pail and shovel and her blankie!......."Oh honey" cries Mystie,falling down on her knees and gathering Allie Cat into her arms...."You just got here,sweetie,so you could not have done this. Why would you say so?"....."Well,I didn't want to be left out" chirped Allie!......Bart folds his paws across his chest and glares at his siblings...." Now see what you have done with this foolishness!?"........"BUT,I DID do it!" they all cry in unison!.........."All RIGHT! Then you all clean Mystie's kitchen up,and I want it spotless. We are going to take Allie home"....

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10/13/2012 07:58.29 PM Report This Comment
Gagging and retching still, Bart gasps for air
and finally regains his ability to speak. "Oh My Cat! Mystie, I had no idea!" Mystie just looks at him, and Bart gets the sinking feeling that something more than ignorance is called for now. "Honey, I am *SO* sorry! I really didn't realize how bad this has gotten while I was away. Please, sweetie! Please forgive me!" Mystie relents and says "I will accept your apology...IF you tell me who the culprit is and make him/her clean this mess up, like YESTERDAY!" See that Mystie had a valid complaint and wasn't going to accept anything but the truth and a clean kitchen, Bart opened his mouth to give Mystie a name, only to be interrupted before he could even start...

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10/13/2012 07:54.39 PM Report This Comment
Then Someone Grabs His Paws...
And pulls him forward! Bart stumbles,then rights himself.."Hey,Misty,this isn't funny! MISTY! What did I DOO!" Bart is jerked forward again and walks for a long while with not a word from...anyone,but he hears breathing,as he is led to...where?..."Mystie...Mystie,this IS you,isn't it?"......STILL no answer......Now frightened,Bart starts struggling,and hollers, "Who ARE you and what have you done with my Mystie...if you have harmed one hair of her fur,THERE IS NO PLACE YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME....DO YOU HEAR ME!!!.....Bart is pushed again,and he hears a door close...."Wait,tell me why...ugh,gag,uck,uck...what is that(gag) awful smell?......"Take your blindfold off,Bart" says Mystie in a quite voice........suddenly realizing he could have done that all along,Bart sheepishly removes the blindfold,to a horrific scene!.....molding,slimy stinking mushrooms everywhere!.....Bart claps a paw over his mouth and runs for the door.....Mystie follows,and with paws crossed and foot tapping,asks "NOW do you understand,Bart?"...

Come visit me, Bart and Mystie's Courtship Page.

10/13/2012 07:52.25 PM Report This Comment
Bart cowers, thinking that the worst is about to
happen, but after a few minutes realizes that it's strangely silent and nothing has hit him yet. He opens his eyes, only to see...NOTHING. No Mystie, no food, no wine, no mushrooms or furniture or, well, anything. Then he realizes that someone has put a blindfold on him. "Um...Mystie?" Bart says/asks. "Honey? Are you still here?" Nothing. Dead silence. Bart thinks to himself that this can't be good...

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10/13/2012 07:51.16 PM Report This Comment
"Here we go again" mumbles Bart...
"WHAT! ...What did you say Bart!? I KNOW you did not say what I THINK you said!"..... "Mystie, honey" pleads Bart-"can't we just enjoy our picnic and not worry about mushrooms and wine and 'who done it'......Ohhhh,I guess not" says Bart-seeing Mystie's angry eyes and scowl and the bottle of wine she is hefting over her head............

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10/13/2012 07:46.59 PM Report This Comment
"Well, don't leave me guessing" Mystie says
"Or is this going to be another 'mushroom' thing where I never find out who done it?" "What do you mean, Mystie?" Bart asks. "Don't tell me you've forgotten about the mushrooms in MY kitchen!" Mystie is almost yelling now...

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10/13/2012 07:45.56 PM Report This Comment
Dearest Mystie,
I think I know where the new bottle of wine came from,as wellas the note in the basket....from someone who *knew*that I needed a swift kick in the rump! ...."Whatever do you mean,sweetie"says Mystie....."Well,you have to admit that I,uh,forget to call you sometimes...and,uh,maybe not as attentive to you as I should be,you take you places...(,uh-huh,uh-huh,-Mystie is nodding her agreement)...."so I think I will take the hint and start being a better boyfriend!"...........

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10/13/2012 07:44.53 PM Report This Comment
Mystie looks at the fresh bottle of wine
and rubs her eyes, wondering if she's hallucinating. Nope, there really *is* a full bottle of wine! "Now where did that come from?" she asks Bart. "Darned if *I* know" Bart replies, "but I'm ready for some food and this wine will go great with the food I brought." Bart hurries to the basket and starts setting out the wonderful repast he has brought. Mystie's eyes widen at the amount of food and the thought that Bart put into this. "Bart, you wonderful Tom! How did you think of all this?" "I had a bit of help" Bart says. "The only thing is, I don't know who the help came from." "What do you mean?" asks Mystie. "Well, it's like this: when I woke up yesterday, there was this basket on my doorstep and a note telling me just what to pack in it, but the note was unsigned." Mystie raises her brows and looks around, wondering exactly who (or what) is lurking in the trees, watching and providing them with wine. She isn't sure whether to be afraid or grateful! "Bart?" She starts...

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10/13/2012 07:44.08 PM Report This Comment
Honey,did you say something" mummers Mystie......."No sweetheart,I'm just lying here enjoying snuggling with you....why do you ask?"......."Oh,I could have swore I heard someone say something-oh well,or you ready to eat yet?"..... Bart springs up quickly" You bet I am..too bad we don't have any more wine to dri....what the heck! Here's a full bottle!!" Mystie sits up now "are you Sure Bart? "Look" says Bart pointing".........

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10/13/2012 07:43.03 PM Report This Comment
And the very *last* thing on their minds
is Leo. Or his campaign. All they are thinking about is how much they've missed each other for the past couple of months.

Unbeknownst to them, a stealthy figure steals into their campsite, removes the empty bottle and replaces it with a full one. "Enjoy, kids!", whispers their guardian kit. "Leo won't be getting revenge while I'm on the lookout!"

Mystie and Bart snuggle in closer and continue catching up...

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10/13/2012 07:42.12 PM Report This Comment
As The Door Shuts Behind Mystie,
Leo growles under his breath, "Ohhhh,just wait till I get through with my catpagin...I'll get her back". Suddenly a light bulb goes off (ding!) "OH,I'll be KING!"...Leo rubs his paws together gleefully..."Let's see,I could declare a sisters must wait on their brother,no,A WHOLE WEEK! Yeah,or......

As Leo plots pay-back, Bart and Mystie are snuggled in the blanket,doing some serious catching up on,wellllll,cat things,hehe,and a empty bottle of wine is laying in the grass.....

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10/13/2012 07:41.12 PM Report This Comment
Mystie grabs a blanket on the way out the
door, just to make sure that they didn't get a chill from on the damp grass while she and Bart eat and drink their wine. "See you later, sucker!" she snickers to Leo as they close the door behind them.

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10/13/2012 07:40.05 PM Report This Comment
Bart sneaks in the back door....
With a picnic basket,a bottle of wine and a wicked wink,whispers in Mystie's ear (she giggles) and they tiptoe out the door,leaving Leo to his blogging....

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10/13/2012 07:39.16 PM Report This Comment
Uh Oh
Uh Oh!
I guess I am in the 'Dog House' now! I am so so so sorry,sweetie! I was so upset about mom and dad leaving us for TWO WHOLE WEEKS this Sunday,that I plumb forgot about the,uh,um,ahh....what was I supposed to remember sweetie?....Bart ducks and runs behind a chair as Mystie starts grabbing things off the table and throwing them at him........

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10/13/2012 07:36.44 PM Report This Comment
MYSTIE! Bart clutches Mystie to his chest,and
whispers, brokenly,.."I could never,ever...leave you! You are my love, my life, my heart and my soul! Without you by my side, I think I would just DIE!!.....speaking of which, you say the WHOLE cottage is full of those dang mushrooms?".......Staring blankly at Bart, trying to catch up with his train of thought,Mystie finally shakes her head and says "Um,Yes,why....?". Bart gives her a quick kiss, and says " I'll be back soon" and dashes out the door...........(to be continued)

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08/07/2012 07:42.34 PM Report This Comment
BOOGER! Is it *really* you? OMC, I thought
you had left for good. I do understand that it's not your fault, but I was still very lonely.

The mushrooms... Did you know that they grow? They grow very quickly too! I'm afraid that we won't even be able to get the cottage door open. Maybe we should just give the cottage over to the fungus and find somewhere else to live. Unless... Well, unless the perpetrator of this "joke" can find some magic potion to stop the growth of those fungi and hire a bulldozer to help remove them. Good luck with that! Love, Mystie

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08/07/2012 07:40.10 PM Report This Comment
Hi Mystie,
Guess who? Yup,it's your long lost boyfriend! I am soooo sorry I have not called or come to see in in,like Furever! Mom won't let me use her iPad,even though it is easier than the catputer to use. Sheesh,she must think I am a kitten and will scratch it up,or something! Well,things are finally settling down here,for a while anyways. Mom said she will enjoy it while it lasts. Her daughter is doing better,and Ava is happy as ever. Both are still here with us,but now stay out in an older trailer we have. The two bedrooms and bath are fixed up for their use,and Holly has decorated it real cute,especially Ava's room. They come over to eat with us every day,and Holly cooks a lot for mom while she is at work(nice!) SO,do you forgive me for being AWOL? I love you more than meows can ever tell,and promise you,we WILL get the mushroom problem resolved,soon! ~Whiskers kisses, Your Booger Boy

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08/07/2012 07:35.44 PM Report This Comment
As Bart and Jesse head for the door, Mystie stomps
her little paw and says very loudly "BART!" Bart looks around and says "Yes, My love?" "Bart, darn it. You tell me right now who made this mess in my kitchen! I have a right to know and I want him front and center NOW!" Bart walks up to Mystie, looks deeply into her eyes, and says "My Love. You know that it would not be fair for me to accuse someone of doing this without first verifying that I have the right person. You are just going to have to be patient and trust that I *will* find the culprit and bring him back here to clean your kitchen." Well, Mystie isn't too happy with that answer but she sees the logic in what Bart is saying, so she reluctantly says "Oh, all right. But make sure that you bring me back the guilty party!" Then she gives Bart a kiss and Jesse a pawhug, and sends them on their way. She sits down in the living room so as not to get upset by seeing the mess in the kitchen again, and gradually dozes off...

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06/21/2012 07:30.29 AM Report This Comment
I THINK I may know who may have done this" says Bart "and it's probably a joke...I hope!"....All the Zoo are curious to know who Bart thinks is responsible for the mammoth amount of mushrooms left in the kitchen,especially Mystie! ..."Whoever it was that did this should have to clean them up! My kitchen is a mess!"... "You are right,sweetheart,and I'll make sure HE does! Jesse...would you like to come with me to my house?".....

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04/18/2012 02:29.35 PM Report This Comment
Only to find that in their absence
someone has filled the kitchen with MUSHROOMS!
Bart and Mystie exchange glances and then Bart turns around and yells "WHO DID THIS!?" He takes a deep breath and continues "Haven't you all learned your lesson? Why would you do this AGAIN?" Mystie tugs on Bart's paw and whispers to him "Honey, you are yelling. And at the wrong kits! They were all here with us the whole time, so they couldn't have done it!" Bart looks at Mystie with a surprised expression and realizes that she is right. The Zoo are all innocent this time. So, "I'm sorry, kitties. As Mystie has just pointed out, none of you could be responsible. Please forgive me!" The Zoo kitties all look at Bart and say in unison "You're forgiven." Then they all start chattering and trying to figure out who the culprit could be. "Um, Bart?" Mystie says. "Your family...where are they today?" Bart is taken aback by the question, never having even considered that they could be involved. But it does make sense...

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04/11/2012 08:31.12 AM Report This Comment
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