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Maine Coon from <a href='http://www.catchannel.com/local/MO/Thayer/club-members.aspx' title='Thayer, MO'>Thayer, MO</a>

Oscar Jon & Mallow; 1st anniversary soon!

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Hi! My name is Oscar Jon & Mallow; 1st anniversary soon!

I am a Maine Coon from Thayer, MO

Nicknames: Ousskie Oscar Man Sweet Baby Little Man Mom Mom's boy

Age: 1 year old

Gender: M

Coat: long haired

Education: Oscar can detect diabetic changes and alert his Mom Mom when she's too low. He won COTD 6-21-10 and was appointed Knight of the Realm 6-229-11. He became engaged to the love of his life, the stunning Dame Angel Mallow 6-26-13.

My favorite tricks and treats are: He sighs like a human when he's bored and He doesn't eat treats -- won't

Where I hang out: In the bathroom window on his special perch

My favorite grubs: Call of the Wild dry cat food

My pet peeves: Topical flea juice

What I love about my owners: She brushes my hair several times a day, scratches my neck and rubs my belly anytime I want her to and she loves me with all her heart.

My cat hobbies: Nap, Play, Nap, Sleep, Nap, Eat, Nap, Play

Pet motto: Laugh, Live, Love

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My grandson found him, couldn't keep him so we adopted him a a baby. He was in a drainage ditch, dehydrated and tiny. He's a big boy now at 20 pounds +.

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I've had 4729 friends visit me.

I'm the 55,254th member on CatChannel.com.

569 friends have voted for me since I joined Club Cat!

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What's cookin', good lookin'?
Oooh, I love the way your tomly biceps bulge when you’re liftin’ those roasting pans full of delicious turkey! And that sexy chef’s hat, and apron that says “Kiss the Cook”. Don’t mind if I do! Bring that along on the anniversary trip, will ya? I got ideas for that apron (wink). I’ll can wear the chefs hat. And what (if anything) else you’ll just hafta find out then. You have your secret stuffing recipe, I can have some secrets, too.

Bummer that the Royal Guards have orders to shoot my liver fruitcake on sight if it should appear at the pawty. Oh well, I’ll just hafta help Steve at the bar. We’ll make lots of spicy eggnog, English Christmas punch, and cranberry candy cane cocktails. And we’ll have a few jugs under the bar, can’t forget those.

Hey get this, I just found a cocktail called the Angels Delight! How about you take a break and I’ll make up a couple of those for us to enjoy on that bearskin rug! -- your Mallow Whip

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/19/2014 10:13.53 AM Report This Comment
Oh, OJ! You've just made me so hungry! You are doing such a great job. And the Castle is looking so festive. I don't know if I can wait until Sunday night. Hugs, QA Wendy

Come visit me, Princess-Countess Wan-Lea Kaylin, Queen Angel Wendy - Thank you for your votes!, Queen Angel Wendy - July, 2014, at the Castle & Princess Angel Mei Li.

07/18/2014 05:21.25 PM Report This Comment
Well, it serves Steve right, I say,
after all the embarrassment he caused the Feline Empire last week during Nude Recreation Week. I do NOT think that’s what Queen Angel Wendy bargained for on her weekend campout! I mean, gee, I’m all for nude recreation but I prefer the private kind, you know? Oh, my eyes! My eyes!

So … Steve’s Gma is away on holiday till the 28th, and he is HERE in the capable paws of his friends. You know what that means, don’t ya? That means we can put him in an elf suit to bartend on the 20th and he can’t do a single thing about it. Oh, when will Gma ever learn? I hope never, mol.

Near as I know Her Majesty wanted an all-out traditional Christmas dinner, and she wanted me to get a group of Angels to decorate the Castle too. No ladder issues that way, you know. Why, I feel cooler just thinkin’ about all those lights, and fake snow, and tinsel garlands, and …. Oh lookie what I have here, big boy. A big sprig of mistletoe (hint hint). Why, I think things are startin’ to heat up again. – your Mallow Rose

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/16/2014 11:41.06 AM Report This Comment
Hi, Oscar Jon: Thank you so much! I know you are a great chef. I thought a traditional Christmas feast - turkey and all the trimmings, that kind of thing. Maybe we should leave Steve in charge of the drinks. Being his Guardian Angel I know all about him! We are having cocktails at 6:30 and then dinner at 7:00 - followed by dancing. I'm so excited I can't wait! It's going to be great! Hugs, QA Wendy

Come visit me, Princess-Countess Wan-Lea Kaylin, Queen Angel Wendy - Thank you for your votes!, Queen Angel Wendy - July, 2014, at the Castle & Princess Angel Mei Li.

07/16/2014 05:48.08 AM Report This Comment
Hi, Oscar Jon: Next Sunday night we are having a Royal Ball at the Castle - Christmas in July. Would you be able to cook up a Christmas feast for us? Mallow and the Angels are going to help decorate. Glad you had a good time at the campout. Hugs from QA Wendy

Come visit me, Princess-Countess Wan-Lea Kaylin, Queen Angel Wendy - Thank you for your votes!, Queen Angel Wendy - July, 2014, at the Castle & Princess Angel Mei Li.

07/14/2014 09:59.15 AM Report This Comment
Let's just shine up that periscope, shall we?
(wink) You crazy tom, you! I think that is gonna be the hottest barrel that has ever navigated the falls, captained by the hottest tom anywhere (smooch). I’ve been busy too, I found us a great place to stay in Niagara Falls and this is gonna rock! Get this … Steve has been away and Gma left him in the capable paws of his furriends on Pinto Island, so when he came back I told him he’d agreed to be our torture tester while we fine tune the barrel safety. Why right this very moment I’ve got him in an old wooden barrel with rusty bands and he thinks I’m about to drop him over the falls from the ‘copter. But really, he’s hangin’ from that palm tree over there with a CD of ‘copter sounds playin’. Why, I think he’s about to celebrate Chocolate Day in his drawers! Heh heh heh, ain’t I the little devil? That’s part of what you love about me and you know it.

Oh don’t worry, I’ll let good ol’ Stelvis in on it. Later. But right now there’s that tub of chocolate & whipped cream with our names on it and it is hot hot hot outside! And pretty soon it’s gonna be hot hot hot in that tub of chocolate too. – Love & then more love, Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

07/07/2014 06:01.49 PM Report This Comment
Dear Oscar Jon & Angel Mallow,
Greetings! I know this is kind of “last minute” but things just came down that way. This coming Sunday is Princess Ana's birthday and we want to throw a four-day party. Tomorrow (Thursday, July 3rd) and Friday, July 4th we will be hosting the party at our house in Phoenix. We'll have pool playing, cards, Twister and outside we'll have croquet and, of course, swimming and water volley ball and we'll be making a BBQ cookout and having a few fireworks.

Then on Saturday, July 5th and Sunday, July 6th we've hired a cabin cruiser/yacht with a captain to go boating at Lake Mead up north a bit. We'll have fishing, swimming, innertubing, and sunning. We'll have a fully stocked galley and food galore.

I hope you can come and celebrate with us to share our happiness for my wife's birthday. If you could please RSVP me today, if possible. This party will be virtual with no live blogging, so just drop in whenever on whatever days you can. We hope to see you there!

We're leaving a vote and wishes for a very blessed day.

Purrs & kitty kisses,
Angel K.Malachi & Princess Ana

Come visit me, Angel King Malachi.

07/02/2014 11:10.51 AM Report This Comment
I sure do love your style!
I can see it now, a super plush reinforced barrel, catpagne and truffles (why the heck ARE truffles supposed to be romantic, anyway?), the excitement of watchin’ the Falls get closer and closer through our triple reinforced portholes. We have gotta do this at night, when the Falls are all lit up and let’s try & time it to go with the fireworks show too. That way no one will even notice us to try & stop us. Then we can celebrate in a 5-star luxury hotel. I’ll hafta go fly some reconnaissance by night, then we can map things out, study the currents and make our plans. – Lovin’ my big cuddle bear, your Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

06/26/2014 09:52.20 AM Report This Comment
Aww, the moon ain't all
it’s cracked up to be. But those golf balls sure did travel! I’m here with my Harley bikini and a big green sea monster floatie for two. Tell your Mom Mom I’m takin’ it easy on her and won’t land my ‘copter in the pool this time. Remember your St. Paddy’s Day pawty last year? Whadda blast! Literally, I thought you might lose a few shingles there for a minute before I could shut the rotor down, I’ve learned my lesson.

Let’s blow up the floating cup holder and make some strawberry moonshine cocktails. I brought a snorkel for later, when it gets dark we can lose the suits and play submarine. Up periscope!

Hey, speakin’ of submarines, we never did pull off that Niagara Falls stunt you were plottin’ once, think we should risk spendin’ our anniversary in the pokey? Hmm … possibilities … and of course, it IS Niagara Falls. Can it get much more romantic than that? -- Kisses & tickles, your Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

06/23/2014 06:42.54 PM Report This Comment
Can ya believe it?
It was one year ago that I came and showed you my new wings. One year at the Bridge yesterday, hard to believe!

How do you like the plan Angel Gracie & I came up with so I wouldn't get all mopey? Last night at just around the time I crossed, we whipped up to the moon where we played a round of golf, rode Moonpie Mobile dune buggies and planted the Pinto Island moon shorts flag. (snicker) If the humans ever get back up there, let's see 'em try to figure THAT one out!

We took some of your moonshine with us, can't go to the moon without MOONshine, could we? We brought back some green cheese for you, grilled cheese sandwiches comin' up, deep fried or normal, take your pick! -- lots of kisses from your pawful of Angel, Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

06/22/2014 10:56.52 AM Report This Comment
Hi Oscar Jon & Angel Mallow!
-:¦:-•:*'*:• Dinner Invitation •:*'*:•-:¦:-

Whiskers and Talley
request the pleasure of your company
at a dinner in honor of
Angel King Malachi and Princess Lady Ana
and to meet some of our new
Feral Shelter Furiends
Saturday, the twenty first of June
at four o'clock in the evening (Pacific Time) (7:00PM Eastern)
K. Whiskers and Talley’s Home (227256)

* Live blogging is optional after 4:00PM

“If you really want to make a furiend, go to someone’s house and eat with him… the kitties who give you their food give you their heart.”
~~~~~

We left a vote with soft purrs and warm hugs.
..........

Come visit me, K.Whiskers ♥ Talley•VOTE SPANKY JACK #38743, saved blogs & Whiskers ♥ Talley Wedding Page.

06/16/2014 05:53.36 AM Report This Comment
We’ll just edit that part outta the home movies,
how’s that? We’ll show your manly dive into the water off the beer can boat, not a trace of Harley floaties or crud-coughin’. Then we'll cut straight to the part where you show off your muscles and suck in your gut. See, I’ve got your back. And your front too. What a team!

Hey, get this! You can be my Knight in Beer Can Armor! We have enough empties left over, let’s get to work! And we have lots of those pop-top thingies, too. We can make some awesome chain-mail vests. Or bikinis, if we dare.

Oh, of course we dare! Uh, maybe not on the public beach, hold that thought for the ghost ship honeymoon suite. Hmm, pop-top chain mail lingerie. I wonder if there’s a market ..? -- lovin’ you like crazy, ❀ Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

06/04/2014 12:18.59 PM Report This Comment
I love how you think!
(among many other things I love about you, that is). I was thinkin’ the very same thing about a romantic ghost ship honeymoon suite. In Mallows Bay! What could possibly be cooler than that? Maybe that Mallow Castle in Ireland where we had our Mallowween pawty last year, but I think they’re both pretty darn cool. So we gotta get workin’ on our beer can boat and that floatin’ pawty barge. We’ll make sure to put a line of Lucky Lager empties across the front of it because I am feelin’ lucky! -- your lovin’ MJ

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

06/03/2014 05:47.29 PM Report This Comment
Did you think I’d forget
it’s YOUR birthday today? At least, if I remember rightly from last year, comin’ right after mine & all. Your gift is that rockin’ Harley you’re ridin’ in my profile picture, cool huh? Now I have on my beaded flapper dress that I wore with Q. Lily leadin’ cheers for hockey, and my boar’s tooth necklace too. And a little Violet Mallow purrfume where you might have to work a bit to find it. Get yourself all spiffed up and smellin’ good and let’s go dancin’! – Lovin’ my birthday boy, ♥ Mallow ♥

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

06/01/2014 03:19.51 PM Report This Comment
Well that just makes my birthday complete!
Seein’ my big hunk of mountain man tomcat at the end of it! It was a pretty crazy day yesterday, I have never celebrated my birthday & adoptiversary across 3 sites before, plus I'm finishing out as May COTM on a group on Catster called Kewlest Catster Kitties. They don’t go whole hog over there the way we do on CC, but I took the kitties on a fishing trip in the middle of the month, you came too and we stayed in a nice fishing lodge with a private hot tub. Nice!

So yesterday over on Catster I was havin’ a birthday/adoptiversary/thank you pawty to finish out the month and THEN as if that wasn’t enough, goofy Mom decides to take a break and take the kitties for a walk. So far so good except our little sister got scared by something and flipped out on her leash, while Mom was gettin’ her under control little Mojo chomped down a real good one on Mom’s finger. So you might imagine all of that slowed things down considerably:-)! The finger’s doin’ good, Mom is keepin’ a close eye on it. And Mojo’s fine, too.

Oh, that hack hack ware is pretty bad stuff! Musta cut into your Mom Mom’s ebay time, too, and slowed down the flow of catbucks! Well that will never do, hope it’s outta there now! Yep, it’s almost a year now since I crossed the Bridge and gettin’ on a year since I married the finest tom on CC (Uh … Mikey didn’t hear that, did he? The boy has a few delusions, you know). Oh, I LOVE the pawty barge idea! You will never guess where the beer can regatta is gonna be this year, it is gonna be on the Potomac in a place called Mallows Bay. I found out there’s a fleet of old abandoned wooden WW1 ships there, just sittin’ with trees growin’ out of them and everything. How perfect since the full moon in June falls on Friday the 13th. After the regatta we can kayak through the spooky ghost ships at night. I’ll protect ya. But who will protect you from ME (devilish grin). – your Angel girl, Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

05/31/2014 11:43.16 AM Report This Comment
Hey handsome! I almost missed it!
I just realized it's Indy 500 weekend! Let's pack up the RV and take off for the race! We sure do love us our fast cars, how could we pawsibly miss that! We’ll get ourselves a spot in the rowdiest section of the campground, and be there just in time for Legends Day. Snake Pit here we come!

And while we're there, the Beer Can Regatta is comin' up again, so let's pick up all the beer cans we can possibly find. Why, we should be able to fill up the whole RV before we're done! This is gonna be SOME beer can regatta! You watch my back and I'll watch yours, this should be a weekend to remember.

Hey, do ya think they'd throw us out if we tried to ride our Harleys a few laps with the racers? Nawww, they'd hafta catch us first! -- Your devilish ever-lovin' Angel, ❀ Mallow ❀

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

05/24/2014 10:05.29 AM Report This Comment
Hey Handsome! It's Chicken Dance Day!
Oh, I am all over this one! My little Biker Chick pals have been teachin’ me all the fine points and I’m ready to shake my tail feathers. I have a goal, too! We’re gonna cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck down to Chick-fil-A, where they are celebratin’ by givin’ a free chicken sandwich to anyone who walks into a store, wiggles their butt, flaps their wings, and clucks with their hands.

Are ya still too “chicken” to strut your clucks in public? Since it’s Craft Beer Week, we can release our inhibitions first with a little something from the Thunder Chicken Brewing Company in Frisco Texas. Not like I HAVE any inhibitions, mind ya, as you well know (wink), It’s one sandwich to a chicken dancer, so let’s save our empties and we can cook up some Beer Can Chicken in in the treehouse later on.

Um … just don’t tell my fluffy little Peeps what the main course is. I told ‘em it’s all made of tofu. They might go all barnyard on us with their brass cluckles! -- Your Mallow flower ❀

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

05/14/2014 12:44.33 PM Report This Comment
Lovin’ my moon-crazed wild man!
So .... last night Mom decides she’s gonna stay up to watch the Blood Moon eclipse at 12:46 a.m., and everything is nice and clear till just about midnight, when of course the clouds start to roll in. Well, finally she just gave up, cause you couldn’t see the stupid moon anyway. I tell ya, if this is supposed to be such a big deal moon, end of the world and all, don’t ya think Management would at least want to let everyone see it and keep the stinkin’ clouds away for another couple of hours? Then this morning it was all bright and clear again. Incompetence, I tell ya, incompetence as far as the eye can see! When I get to be in charge here, things will run properly or halos will roll!

There are no such problems on Pinto Island, where O.J. and A. Mallow have the purrfect view from the deck of the cabin O.J. built for them in Mallowwood. O.J. gives Mallow a kiss to settle her down, and with Bloody Marys in paw and “Bad Moon Risin’” coming through the speakers, they settle in to watch the sky.

The full moon starts to shrink to a tiny sliver and then vanishes completely while the sky above Pinto Island gets darker than they have ever seen it before. Then suddenly … it’s red! And it’s not just the moon! All around them, the cabins, the sand, the water … why, everything is bathed in a reddish hue. Mallow shivers and O.J. holds her even tighter and wraps the blanket around them both. Soon, it is darker than dark again and the small sliver of white moon reappears and starts to grow bigger.

“That was awesome!” O.J. exclaims. “But not as awesome as you!” ~ ♥ Mallow ♥ ~

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

04/15/2014 01:01.47 PM Report This Comment
Hi OJ!!
Just stopping by to paw a vote. Have a great week!!

Come visit me, Sassy *Please help me get 200 votes!!!*, Noah The Great, Jobey & Macho Moses.

04/07/2014 10:52.07 AM Report This Comment
YOU’RE just lucky
that it’s another baby niece I tried to tell you we were having. After all, I wanted to April Fool you, not give you a coronary!

Oh, you and I are a great match, I was always a nipper and nibbler too but my humans always understood me. And a little nippin’ and nibblin’ at the right time can be kinda fun (wink). I think Molly Rose will be okay, you may not want to whack her cute little bottom (you big softie!) but I ain’t afraid to growl & hiss with the best of ‘em. Just ask Mikey. Let’s distract Molly Rose from climbin’ us like trees and take her clam diggin’, tire her out nice and get us a nice bunch of clams to take back up to the treehouse and steam in some wine … or some of that hooch if we really want to kick it up a notch. BAM!

I say a nice trip to Ireland for May Day would be great. Don’t ya think I’d rock the May Queen look, with a garland of Mallow flowers? Get you a nice Donegal knit sweater and a shillelagh for Molly Rose to climb instead of you. We can check out Mallow Castle and make sure it’s still in good shape for next Malloween and that the poteen is bubblin’. – Lovin’ my big handsome tom, your Mallow ❀

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

04/04/2014 03:33.10 PM Report This Comment
Hey Handsome!
Guess what? CC is reprieved for a while longer. Crystal the IT human put this on Facebook just a couple of hours ago:

"Hi everyone, I haven't had a moment to send out an email to those not on Facebook. But I wanted to let you know that the CatChannel website switchover has been delayed until mid-April now."

We've been passing it on. And that means we have all kinds of time to finish the St. Paddy's Day green hooch! Gretchen had the bright idea to put it in those big metal milk cans, who would suspect a bunch of nice kitties with some milk, right? But we will need your big muscles to help carry them for sure. It's the worm moon so we gotta dig some more worms to put in the hooch, too.

Let's raise a glass or two to delays, and plenty of 'em! -- happy kisses, MJ

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

03/12/2014 07:45.53 PM Report This Comment
Wasn't that a blowout?
Great thinking of you, Mon Cher, to get us that room right on Bourbon Street with one of those big balconies to watch the parade from. Then Angel Gracie brought beanie shooters and Steve brought a whole pile of those creepy babies from the King cakes and with our feathered masks on no one knew who it was that kept loadin' up and firing 'em on the parade. Woo Hoo, one point for gettin' one down the saxophone, two points for a trumpet and the tuba, well the tuba was just fun.

Bummer that Steve got carried away and confused the parade with a great big mosh pit though. Even more bummer that no one caught him. I should get points from Management for gettin' him back up on the balcony safely.

Ahh ... time to relax now in the hot tub in our little cabin before we gear up for the full moon pawty & St. Patrick's day. And you know what that means? That means, believe it or not, that it's a whole year since we caught one anothers' eye in that mud wallow at the Catscar races. Let's raise a mason jar of hooch to a full year of fun and good lovin', and then play submarine again. Ooops, I think I dropped more beads! -- Love you till the day after forever, ♥ MJ ♥

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

03/06/2014 10:54.56 AM Report This Comment
Oh, you KNOW we are celebratin’ Mardi Gras!
We started loadin’ the bus during my COTD pawty and I have the double decker Mallow Coach from my birthday last year for any overflow. The T-shirt will get ya a start on collectin’ Mardi Gras beads and I’ll bring you a bunch more. I know JUST how to get them (wink).

What?! Why, I’m gonna go invisible and slip ‘em offa all those ladies out there. What did ya think I meant?

Then when we’ve gotten into enough mischief we can slip away to Bourbon Street, get us one of those hotel rooms with the big porches and have a great view of the big parade while we enjoy some Hurricanes and gator ribs with Cajun hot sauce. And we can’t miss one of those romantic sunset steamboat cruises down the Mississippi, dancin’ to that cool Jazz … Laissez les bons temps rouler -- your lovin' Mallow

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

03/02/2014 06:51.50 PM Report This Comment
Hi Oscar John,
oh you know me it always time for a bud!!! Long time no mew!! Can you believe it??? It was total surprise for us too!! Mom had no time to prepare anything then spent the first 2 wks sick with Pneumonia, sheesh what a month!!MOL!!! I hope that you will come pawty with me on Saturday, stop by anytime I'll be hanging at the castle!! ;) Purrs, Tuck

ps you can bring the "spotted cow" if you want!!MOL!!!

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02/27/2014 04:06.57 PM Report This Comment
Oops, Sorry! I forgot you can’t fly ..
glad you were hangin’ on tight. Good thing you still had your thick winter fur from all that nasty cold you’ve had at your place. This winter just ain’t been right anywhere!

I can’t believe we got so much gold! It musta wanted to get outta that cold water as much as WE did! I love my glittery gold flecked nail polish, and we even had enough to get you a set of cufflinks made, and a tie tack, too. You can wear ‘em Saturday, when we see Tucker crowned as our last King of CC. We think anyway, it’s supposed to shut down the middle of the month, but we can always hope for delays. I’m the optimistic kind of Angel, mol. I’ll do myself all up with my necklace and gold ear studs, too, and we will be stylin’ to the max! I’m runnin’ to be COTD Saturday, the family wants me to be able to get my first Angel of the Day.

I agree, our little cabin home is lookin’ awfully inviting after all we’ve been up to. We’ll get that hot tub goin’, fire up the chocolate fountain and dip some strawberries & spike the hot chocolate with some of that fine moonshine of yours. Never mind fame & fortune, THIS is the life! -- Kisses always, Mallow

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02/27/2014 01:33.19 PM Report This Comment
Why, I’d like to see that Pootin
send ME to Siberia! Why, I’m a Siberian, after all! What makes him think HE’S so tough? Just lemme just go give him a piece of my mind …

O.J. takes ahold of Mallow’s arm and guides her toward the airport, reminding her that they have Evie’s wedding to get to. After all, you’re the Matron of Honour! Mallow comes to her senses and settles down, she doesn’t want to have to give some stuck-up official her bronze medal, after all. Not to mention the silver one she won today with the Swedish hockey team.

Now that I’m done my Matron of Honour duties, I think some gold minin’. Alaskan Salmon and Royal cats might just be a really good idea. Dad watches those humans gold minin’ on TV and I think we kitties can do a whole lot better than THOSE bozos! And even if we don’t get any, we have each other and adventure and that’s the best thing of all.

Hey, who needs a plane to get from Russia to Alaska anyway? Why, can’t Sarah Palin see it right out her window? That leap’s a piece of cake for an Angel, even with you AND the luggage! -- your Angel always, Mallow

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02/23/2014 04:05.06 PM Report This Comment
You don’t wanna know what happened to the mouse ..
All I will say is, you might not want to order the daily special in the cafeteria at Athlete’s Village. I suspect there’s a good reason they drown everything in that heavy Khrenovina sauce, know what I mean? Now I hear Bennie has this great …. I mean, crazy … idea to wrap gold gum wrappers around air hockey pucks and sell ‘em as official souvenir Olympic gold medals. I tried to warn him …. (fingers crossed behind back). Now, since you just got outta the hoosegow from the Weinermobile incident, it might be a good time for us to head for home at that. I hear I might still be on some kinda “list” somewhere, I don’t wanna push our luck.

Speaking of luck, your ‘copter blade boxers sure brought me some, alright. Now, I’m pretty sure they can bring you some luck later on, too (wink). Three, two, one, contact -- your naughty Angel, Mallow

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02/22/2014 06:37.05 PM Report This Comment
Hey, Handsome!
How do ya like my new bling? It’s an official Olympic gold medal! <ahem> I borrowed it from Mikey, mol. This bronze one is mine, I think our curling team did pretty darn well. Thanks for bein’ there to cheer me on. Now, how about we go celebrate with the hot tub and some nice bubbly? Maybe we should wait till we get back to the cabin, I think the hot tub in Sochi still has brown water.

If you’re nice I might let ya wear my medal. -- MJ

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02/21/2014 10:01.02 AM Report This Comment
Psst! Handsome!
I have got a fun caper that has our names written all over it! Get this: I just heard from Angel Q. Gracie that the real honest to goodness Oscar Mayer Weinermobile is right this very moment makin’ an appearance near her home town. Was I kiddin’ about it havin’ our name written all over it or what?? Well, YOURS is anyway! So …. how about we get a couple of our favourite cronies together, liberate the giant weenie and take Angel Gracie for a joyride? We’ll be desperadoes on the lam, like Bonnie & Clyde! I’ll go find us some mustard guns! -- Your always devilish Angel, Mallow

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02/07/2014 09:56.09 PM Report This Comment
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Hey, Handsome!
It’s Bubble Wrap Day! Help me unload these rolls of the stuff (the kind with the small bubbles, of course) and I’m gonna roll it ALL over the place so we can get crazy in wall-to-wall bubble wrap. Tag! You’re it! Catch me if you can! -– Your wild Rose Mallow

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01/27/2014 08:23.41 PM Report This Comment
hi oj
warmer here in ga today and mr sun is peeking out' but cold blast will be back tomorrow

we are just getin on today as momma is doing housey stuff, sweeping, wiping. washing and foldind laundry. and cleaning up mess daddy has made all week
he hopes to get back to work mon. all this cold has had them stalled as he paints houses and other places

poor momma has to work all week and then spend the weekend doing all this stuff. daddy used to help but wont do anything now. ole snothead.hhhhhheeee

have a good rest of weekend
purrs
thundie

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01/25/2014 01:28.30 PM Report This Comment
Hey, Handsome,
even my sugary snack food hasta have a little “bite” to it, just like me. That is so cool that your Papa used to be a radio announcer, I’ll bet he taught you everything you know about smooth talkin’ and am I ever glad he did.

Boy, I am also sure glad you told me about tryin’ on the wolf hide, because I was worried for a second there that you had something reeeeeally strange goin’ on. Thought I mighta had too many wolf shooters made with the special hooch and been seein’ things. Why, two of ya might just be a bit much to handle, even for me. Let’s go out and do some water-skiing, then after bonfire let’s see if we can both fit into the wolf suit. That could be a whole new kinda fun. -- MJ

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01/17/2014 03:56.32 PM Report This Comment
Oh, you Big Bad Wolf, you!
I like, I like! Let’s come up for air for a while and join the pawty. I mean, the PUBLIC pawty, that was some pawty we were havin’ all by ourselves up in the treehouse, too, Dr. Red Ridin’ Hood (wink). I know how much you love my flaming Harley colours bikini and you are sure rockin’ those Howlin’ Wolf board shorts!

Hey, speakin’ of Howlin’ Wolves, didja see that Big Bad Wolf cupcake on my page? Steve thought it looked scary, with all those teeth and all. Shhhh … there he is, I’m gonna take this cupcake and sneak up behind him. Oh Steeeeve, I have a nice cupcake for ya ….. MOL, didja SEE how fast he ran up that palm tree?

Now here’s little baby Molly Rose, let’s see what SHE does. A. Mallow shows the big scary cupcake to Molly Rose, who takes a big bite out of it and gurgles “Molly bite WOOF!” Hey Steve! Chicken buk-buk-buk!!

O.J. & Mallow have a few Wolf Bite Shooters and dance to some more great tunes spun by Wolfman Jack himself (we Angels have connections!) before they settle in to cuddle by the bonfire with some wolf kabobs and watch the full moon rise over Pinto Island. ~ ♥ MJ ♥ ~

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01/16/2014 07:54.28 PM Report This Comment
Oooh, I like your twist
on the Red Riding Hood thing. Strangely enough, the red cape and blonde ringlets become you. What’cha got there in your basket of goodies, hmmmm? Let’s just take that up to the treehouse and investigate. What big eyes you have, Grandma …. Oh wait, you’re supposed to say that to me, aren’t ya?. I’m getting’ a little confused here, wearin’ a wolf suit in the tropics is makin’ my brain overheat.

Hey, didja notice we just ran past all the cabins dressed like this with me wavin’ my whip around and howlin’, and no one even blinked? Gotta love Mallowwood! -- your MJ

Come visit me, OJ & MJ's Wedding ~ Spanky Jack #38743 for COTM!, Evie ♥ Angel Shai, ~ Angels Jezebel & Pierre ~, A. Mallow ♥ Oscar Jon~ our 1st anniversary!, K. Mike ♥ my darling Q. Lady Dolly, Angel Smokey ~ always in our ♥, Dame Mojo BB ~ won my first sailboat race (sorta) & Angel Shai & Evie's Wedding.

01/13/2014 05:11.06 PM Report This Comment
527 ~ HOW COOL! THANKX EVERYONE! ~
EUGENE, OREGON WEATHER REPORT:
This morning the temperature was 44 feels like 43 with the humidity @ 89% & the wind is 10 MPH S. Today's suppose to be Rain & High 46.

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GPC REPORTER: ~*~ TEAKEE KNIGHT #25544 ~*~

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WOW! What a wonderful SURPRISE to see me in that FAMOUS COTD Window on Thursday 1/09/2014! Thank you to ALL of you for making this my 5th and final COTD!

Thank you All for coming with your Congrats to me also helping me Celebrate. Thank you for the delicious yummies and treats along with the cool toys and gifts as well as the colorful balloon bouquets to the outragously Piñatas!

A SPECIAL Thank You to our sweet BOO KITTY #154855 & Momma JANE for the Pretty in Pink Snowflake Frame for my mewest picture mom took of me the morning before I had won my COTD!

Mom had to take me & my littermate sis (Sausha 22506) back to the vet that morning I won for our re-check on our Upper Respiratory Infections we had and we both had a purrrfect reports as we're all better now. I had a superb day as mom also gave me xtra treats! Ok, Sausha, Kittzi 160203 & Sylvr Tuff 160205 got some, too, but I got the most! MOL!

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Here's a Girl Power Crew vote for you.

With Kitty Kisses & Loves,

~*~ TEAKEE KNIGHT #25544 ~*~

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01/12/2014 06:39.44 AM Report This Comment
Kitties said WHAT??!
MOL, musta been somethin’ to do with me goin’ around for years sayin’ I hate tomcats. Oh, I knew someday someone might come along to make me eat those words, but I wasn’t gonna go all foo foo girly lookin’ for him because then all you meet is the kind who likes foo foo girls. Pooey on THAT! That’s the real reason they call me Mallow Whip, you know. Angel Gracie & I were talkin’ about courtship once way back when and I told her I am like Miracle Whip and I will not tone it down. ‘Cause I knew when ya find that true soulmate, he doesn’t want ya to tone anything down. Gracie agreed 100%, she is one smart Angel.

Speakin’ of Gracie, it’s almost the Wolf Moon pawty and we have some work to do, drinks to learn … tunes to pick out. Why, Howlin’ Wolf cocktails, Wolf Bite Shooters, Black Wolf cocktails … let’s put on “Li’l Red Riding Hood” while we decide which we like best. Who cares if we start howlin’ just a bit early? -- Mallow-OWWWWWW!!!

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01/11/2014 06:17.54 PM Report This Comment
hi oj
we had a very stormy start to our day here in ga and our internet kept goin up and down as it is satellite, but is still acting kinda hinky even tho the bad weather has moved on. is still very cloudy

I left my history of hockey blog on my page if u want to read it. is pretty interesting stuff

we are getting a free hbo weekend any momma discovered they wew showing the entire episode of game of the thrones which she missed before and she started watching it. well I put my royal paw down and told her she could record the rest of it on dvr czuse I want to blog so that is what she is doing. just have to be firm with our hoomans sometimes hhhheeee

purrs
thunder

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01/11/2014 02:38.21 PM Report This Comment
Hey O.J.
Well, I hope the lovely Mallow has better luck than I did when looking for a sweet lady of my own. What a year. Not only did I loose a lovely lady but I GAINED a pesky housemate. Well, he is still confined to the upstairs but I hear rumblings (you know, when your parents talk to each other real low) that he may be let loose soon. Mom has begun taking treats upstairs so that I will follow her. Then she calls Domino so we can see each other. She feeds us both treats while we can see each other. I still could hiss and growl, but not without waiting to eat my treats. Hey, I can hiss anytime but one only gets treats occasionally. They don't call me the Treatster for nothin'. At least I'm on notice that the screened door may open sometime soon. Oh, and can Dommie very Meow!!LOUD. He is a big boy and he throws himself against the screened door if no one is upstairs with him. It's so funny although the pawrents don't think so. However, although he doesn't know it, its working! Mom gets sad and says "We've got to work harder at socializing them so Dommie can have the run of the house too. I feel so bad he is shut in up there". Dad agree and quickly finishes whatever he is doing so he can go back upstairs with Dommie. Gotta give that boy credit, he has their number.
Well, Oscar John, give Mallow a kiss for me and I'll see you later.

Come visit me, Sir Winston J.,.

01/11/2014 09:52.52 AM Report This Comment
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