Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don'ts

We round up photos and videos of Cat Guys getting it right, and Cat Guys getting it wrong.

By Cat Fancy Editors | Posted: February 6, 2014, 1 p.m. EST

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If you’re a cat fan looking for a fella who also loves felines this Valentine’s Day, consider the following before cuddling up on the couch with a potential Crazy Cat Man. Here is a list of Cat Guy Dos & Don’ts (with love and apologies to Vice Magazine).

Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Do: Pose for calendars that help cat charities. Shirts optional.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Kittendales Calendar

Don’t: Try to get into cat calendars, or anywhere, by shaving your chest hair to connect to your beard to make it look like a cat. (Think it wouldn’t happen? Think again.)
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts

Do: Delight in the natural predatory instinct and awesomeness of cats, like this mailman negotiating with a feline letter-fighter.


Don’t: Pretend to dislike cats and wear it like a badge of honor.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Zazzle

Do: Become a world-renowned Olympic athlete  – like Andy Newell below, Chris Creveling or Nick Goepper  – who rises to fame but still calls or Skypes his cat from halfway around the world.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Andy Newell

Do: Care for cats, advocate for cats' proper treatment, and be unafraid to own it.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Jackson Galaxy.

Don’t: Try to be the male equivalent of the "Crazy Cat Lady,” or adopt cats just to make yourself seem attractive.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Wired Magazine

Do: Create a documentary on guys who love cats.

Don’t: Get a cat to make yourself seem less threatening than you totally are.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Ernst Stavro Blofeld, cat guy

Do: Share your cat with the world and use his or her fame to bring attention to needy shelter cats everywhere.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Mike Brivadsky, Lil BUB, and Will Braden Walker Art Center

Don’t: Make your cat fight your battles.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Weird Nut Daily

Do: Join the growing number of single men who are adopting cats.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Cat Fancy

Don’t: Drag your cat through your drama and subject it to stress.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Dr. Evil, Mr. Bigglesworth New Line

Do: Create tributes to cats through art.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
Shepherd Fairey piece at Cat Art Show LA

Don’t: Get this gross cat tattoo.
Cat Guy Dos, Cat Guy Don’ts
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Don    Syracuse, NY

2/11/2014 5:47:39 AM

Very interesting, thank you.

Montrose    Houston, TX

2/10/2014 6:40:50 PM

best recommended 4 those diagnosed with ailurophilia

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