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Well this is my diary and I have to tell you a secret. well I was chilling in the basement when I found a huge fat machine and I started panicking and wondering what it was so I looked on the side and it said teleporter go wherever you want. So I was laughing for about 3 minutes cause I thought it was a stinkin joke. I tried it out then bam it looked way different...
I was in Egypt and I guy was riding a camel by the pyramid. I was like holy catnip whiskers. Im in Egypt?#^& I was like oh wait im away from the family such a surprise thank you for the vacation I yelled to the sky. The teleporter was on the sand so I didnt mind if I could try to get the vacation at a better place so I bought some stuff at the store actually I stoll but im a cat im cute just forgive me I got ready and pressed again and bam I was in ...

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