"Try to comprehend, dog. I don't play; I just am."

Caitlin, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho

"What part of 'I love you, but only if you give me food' do you not understand?"

Colleen Duffy, Vail, Co.

"When he gets to 'Garfield,' I'll pounce!"

Susan Gueldenzopf, Denver

"Run, I set off the alarm!"

Jason Burkett, Marion, Va.

"Hey, wake up. We need to discuss your sleep schedule, 'cause you're doing it all backwards."

Kimberly Maxwell, Western N.C.

"I think we should go."
"I'm way ahead of you."

Dianna Blundell, Dodge City, Kan.

"Please get the TV fixed, so we don't have to be the entertainment anymore."

Dennis Costello, Elmira, N.Y.

"You crack me up! I love cat jokes. I've got one: How many cats does it take ..."

John Muncy, Springfield, Ohio

"I fetched those Tootsie Rolls that were in your litterbox."

Diane Travis, Richmond, Va.

"Did you miss me?"

Lisa Robichaud, Ludlow, Mass.

"You're lucky you live inside, it's NUTS out here."

Harry Giarrusso, Abita Springs, La.

"Oh, this is what people mean when they talk about dog beds."

Finlay Shea, Lansing, Mich.

"And that, my friend, is how the food disappears when
the human leaves."

Jordan L., Portland, Mich.

"We don't have the heart to tell him he's not a cat."

Liz Sokolak, Butler, Pa.

"This looked bigger from the floor."

Deirdre Gertz, Snohomish, Wash.

"The old 'hairball in the shoe' trick is always good for a laugh!"

Beverly Justice, Cambridge, Ohio

"Looks like these scratching posts have seen better days"

Tracy Kondrla, Lemont Furnace, Penn.

"So ... what do you want to know about cats?"

Diane Amato, New York

"For the life of me, I can't see WHAT the dog likes about this."

Rose Passantino, Sullivan, Maine

"You say he livens up only for treats? Diagnosis: Cat."

Laura Murphy, Topeka, Kan.

"Ya snooze, ya lose."

 Carol L., Silver Spring, Md.